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name of kat's autobiography. he left us some amazing books. modern manners and the ones that changed me republican party wreck file. he also gave us two of the greatest pieces of satire ever written the national lampoon 1964 high school yearbook and the sunday newspaper parity. it was one of the greatest editors of one of the greatest editors ever. he may not ever written animal house, but he lived it. he made it happen. he made me happen too. okay you can't win them all. but he gave me hope and he gave me a path. a place to go for someone who didn't fit in really anywhere. i bring this up tonight because what we are seeing in today's culture is impart pj pj's legacy. what he did for the right has made it okay for them to be wrong in the best sense of the word. to be funny, to be loose, to be high i'm at to be, which sounds like the name of my autobiography. he told us it's okay to be alive

which is everything the stereotype of the right is not. we didn't always have to be judgmental. i didn't have to like culture to the left. they had their mary pranksters, they might be on to something. and then came andrew breitbart. his thesis was simple. politics runs everything so fight back with fun. when i was younger i wrote a piece called the dean warmer effect. based on this fella from the movie and animal house. >> 0.2. fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life's on. you are out, you're finished. i want you off this campus at 9:00 monday morning. speak to to to mike to >> greg: they were always animal house. the cheerful trouble makers. the wise guy. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> greg: so in every situation the right had a stick up there [bleep] my goal was to flip that script and reverse the effect. my inspiration was pj. he made it clear that the by politics was always gonna be fun. now it's happening, the big flip. we are having fun, they aren't. it's driving them crazy. we really didn't have to lip lift a finger and when we do thanks to pj he is always the middle one. all it took was a little trump and a lot of locus, donald trump shows us that we can be as obnoxious funny, and feisty as they are and when.

now pj was definitely no fan of trump. but donald trump was all animal house. it was more like rodney dangerfield's character and "caddyshack." they know liquor have to choose between a robotic robot here hillary clinton a robotic robot haired mitt romney. top republicans how to have a good time. we found ourselves laughing at the hapless cnn which became a gibbering -- their entire lineup became a string up of minor warmers while the real world ran them over. and then the wokeness came a democratic party and to a political of jonestown. that i here's to an ideology or die. the part of that one said keep the government out of my bedroom but now the party that forces men to bring their lawyer with them on a date, the party that once advocated for a color-blind society now seems pigment but nothing else. the party those pro women now

replaces moms with birthing persons. so the democrats are in an all-out panic because because they now think that there parties all all preachy and judgmental probably from the constant preaching and judging. the brand is now more toxic than a cup of drano. that's woke is him, political drano. they are so puritanical that they make jerry ball welds look like gene simmons. the democratic party is now as repressive as a bag full of ayatollahs is woke is him that sucks the fun out of everything. i'd a friend in all literature lose weight and eat some of his meals and then empty and ashtray on the rest. it works. he stopped eating and everyone everyone else's appetite too. that's what woke is him has done to the democratic party, but also to women sports. award shows, disney, our justice system, it's an ashtray loaded with carcinogenic orthodox. because it can't create all it does is destroy. it's a political construct that forces humans to can fort twin natural demand.

that may be fun in bed but not in politics. and pretended to be about tolerance intimidating a party through threats of cancellation, obey or they will ruin you. you've seen social media and its media accomplices. like your wife striving their success was based on scaring you, not convincing you. so why make a good argument when you can have writer's businesses and media acts -- for speaking the truth. that, that's how they took over the democratic party. then like brian trapped it in a frito-lay warehouse they eat everything from the inside. [laughs] it's funny. i would say that the democrats are dean warmer but right now it's worse, it's reagan from the exorcist. the party is possessed by a demon that definitely needs an exorcism because of it doesn't happen soon they are toast.

voters to serve more than the bad ideas that they barf up like so much split pea soup, i would like to help but frankly i'm having to get of a time. and for that i would like to say thank you pj. [applause] welcome tonight's guests andrew cuomo more pain than his rings fox news senia meteorology or janice dean. he is so patriotic he sleeps with his hand over his heart. oklahoma transportation from oklahoma speaker of the house t.w shannon. [applause] her blood type is mojito fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and when there is an earthquake san andreas says it's his fault. [laughs] that's cute. world television champion tyrus. [applause]

janice how are you? >> janice: it's good to see you and everyone. i'm a big fan of you. [laughs] >> greg: how sweet maybe we should just call it a day you guys. thank you, thank you. >> greg: we been getting a lot of mail about how we should be changing the cohost thing. [laughs] i think you be a pretty good cohost. give some time off for kat. >> kat: i am not offended. >> janice: i could do some weather. [laughs] >> greg: have you noticed the shift too. if you look at him talk about this theory about the shift that is taking place. >> janice: i think moms are to change the world by the way. i really feel that. don't mess with our kids should

be a hashtag. because what is happening in schools, what is happening with our kids, moms are starting to rise up they are going to the meetings, they are saying that we are not going to take it anymore and when one mom stands up and says something the other moms behind stand up as well. i think now more than ever there is a revolution of moms wanting to change in this country. >> greg: is crazy because usually activism and protesters don't have kids which gives him the free time, so when you see a parent that is protesting that's actually a lot of work. >> t.w.: you can see a greg, it used to be when you disagree with liberals, they would just consider you on enlighten not that smart, not that of form. if you disagree with conservative weed is considered you godless. assess what was. but now it's completely different, not only do liberals consider you not to be worthy intellectually, but they also think that you've a moral.

if you don't agree with me in lockstep 100% in their stomach while with your morality. that's the reason why they called every single american whites of premises. they call everyone who disagree with them everything but an american, and unfortunately for us i think that they are gonna get rewarded at the ballot boxes this midterms. republicans are going to see a huge wave by the way that the woke left has chosen to go. >> greg: what is the word i'm looking for a pendulum. so what what you talk about is that we were not even born like in the 50s. but which are about repressive 50s culture. it was the moralism. a puritanical obsessed with moral behavior. that directly goes with focus on. that's the new woke is him. they want everyone to can fort convert to all the things that they believe. you know scott and amoral light.

>> t.w.: in the 50s he was backed by strict religious beliefs. >> greg: right. >> t.w.: now it's backed by fantasy beliefs are what sounds good in a think tank. this week. [laughs] it's forever changing. we have seen a big change one of the democrats are one of that left liberal group was challenged just didn't happen. people do not challenge it because they were always on the right side of everything. they live at your heart and your challenge of what happened with her family has changed things to were now were seeing more people are willing to fight against the liberal left because he just he conservatives don't like it if the setback for church people. no one saying? >> tyrus: when the democrats, liberals alike you can't go to your concerts come you can't do anything. your social media your type everyone. i think when history looks back when this thing change your to

be the front of it because you started to her priebus or goat no additional reason to be afraid. >> greg: you don't want to put up with an angry woke stir because ogle and social media and they will create mobs, also they have the time to just make your life a living. >> they will come to your hat. >> greg: that's what shut up the democrats because they could even go after the stuff, janice almost called you dana you see how bad it is. i'll stop it. i'm kidding. it's like when subbed he stands up and makes it easier for everybody else to stand up. kat, what you think of this? you have been targeted before. >> kat: it's really actually crazy because i'm not a republican, not a democrat, i am a mostly lawless he then. so it's crazy that i actually feel more comfortable that i can

say things in a room full of conservatives in a room full of leftists. which is crazy given the fact that i am a lawless heathen. i'm terrified when i'm a roomful of leftists if they ask me any questions like where do i work i just have to leave. [laughs] >> greg: they will chase you out there. >> kat: i'm just gonna go home. >> greg: i think you can also we think of lawless events like kat, you see on bill marr's face every friday. he saw this coming that when he looked at the other side trump was having fun, his rallies were having fun, people were laughing in his audience wasn't. he was fed up with it. that's what you see himself distancing himself from his own party's hostility and woke is him and you're gonna keep saying now with a lot of other may be vocal democrats. >> they turn on him because not part of them anymore >> greg: up nest nervous democrats -- go

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>> greg: [laughs] internal polls have shown that they will pay for making loved ones die alone. looks like the midterms will be flocking for the party that made us messed up while jogging. according to democrats internal polling with the cuomo brothers call. a majority -- they went too far on covert mandates. talk about an understatement that's like history saying hey if you invade russia in wintertime wear a scarf. the bull covered voters and congressional districts.

57% agreed that they went too far in their pandemic response. at 66% of swing voters agreed. in other words they overstepped and they are about to pay. so which of the party do? so just in time hillary is back on stage making everyone ask why? >> we can get distracted or whether it's by the latest culture war nonsense or some new right wing why on fox or facebook. i know that many of us hope that trump would heal a division but now it should be clear to all of us that the struggle for unity and democracy is far from over. >> greg: it's hard to hear that i just stop there. [laughs] [laughs] it's hard to hear that and not think that she is considering running again in 2,024. she is already looking at a map to see who she can accuse of her

collusion. but at least there's good news for america she will merit wear a mask indefinitely. >> a very short time ago but the mask on and on make sure i say don't wear them anymore. so if i go on the subway if i go into the theater, where else would i go to a crowded place. [laughs] i wear a mask i might just do that indefinitely. >> greg: would i go again? you don't go anywhere joey. you don't ride the subway. but i'm all for a joy. you feel safe cover your face. it's a win-win for everyone. no it hillary i realize that hillary's like the legacy media's ex-girlfriend. like when things are bad the media looks her up confides in our sheep puffs the pillows she's a therapy pet for the press.

>> kat: i think she ever has to worry about a secret. that sounded exactly like that here in 2,060 and she just switch the names around. thus primitive. the mask stuff, i don't the gets a problem with individuals don't wear a mask of course you can chicken mask whatever it's fine. but again, don't insult my intelligence bikes make me believe that you not only ride the subway but you also ride the bus. [laughs] you don't ride the bus one was the last time you were on the bus. >> greg: i think that's a euphemism for using the toilet. you had to work that in there. >> will my kids were here i think we're here for christmas they insisted on riding the subway i tried to warn them were from oklahoma's they wanted to experience i can tell you when you're in the new york city subway at night. flossing or worried about is unmasked. [laughs] [laughs] does a lot of other things they're concerned about. >> greg: they might be wearing a mask and that's it. it's not bad depending on if they're in shape or not. how many comebacks -- coaches

like every four months that hillary has a number come back? >> she is ultimately the tragic figure in american politics. a voice said it to people who run for office or speaker the house always recruiting candidates think of a people to run their own for 1-2 reasons. for they want to be something. hillary never told you what you want to do. she just wants to be the first woman president. at any cost right, this is a woman with shameless ambition. willing to do everything to get there i just wish she would go away again, any other american would probably be locked up for the things that she is done whether were talking benghazi, the server debacle. her first lady immunity, she's played that card to a t i just can't believe that the democrats don't have anybody else. >> greg: she shows up and you go wow, that is proof because she is the only person there.

>> i told you, i told you. she's not going anywhere. >> greg: like our love for you. >> no, no, no it's not that kind of love. [laughs] partly crowded saudi with a chance of creep. thank you. >> greg: that you be the title of my book. >> with a chance of creep. >> greg: that's actually really good. >> set off the cough? >> isn't it nice when you make your own choices because she is telling us what she would like to do which is literally just spent the last three years telling us we can't do and if we try to do our own thing or flip it in her stomach wrong with us and how dare you go against the cdc know she sang as i'm going to wear a mask affiliate. >> tyrus: when we all like to decide what we want to wear a mask when not to wear mass. we know to be difficult to get

car service or a subway, she's such a bad person that shall find a way to get in there. spewing and what's great about joy behar at is that she is to be closing in on 80 right? she's up there. she's 81. i love will be plumb to be there but the honesty. she can accept any restrictions he wants is not like she's 40 and going out. she's in a go home, she's gonna eat her soup and she's also rich. so when you're rich and old just saying that i'm gonna do this -- go up, up because you're also 81. and you're not gonna go out and have a good time. you're not gonna get on a bike and go across the city or go to central park. speech will not do that either. >> greg: i'm saying this as a shut in. i have the option of shutting in. i'm the one person doesn't care about the weather forecast because i'm never outside.

[laughs] >> janice: we were just wondering if you should have a codon in dallas. >> greg: weiss is the only week going to dallas is to be 3. as a punishment for coming from new york, what is it about you people in dallas? you've not answered one question in the segment janice. when the because i have a nasty one. [laughs] >> janice: joy behar's like the guy saying get off my gut lawn. do you think that she actually does any of that? >> greg: i don't know, personally i've never seen her, i've never seen her outside of the view. it is not weird? >> janice: we should get a cam to see she comes outside if yes she puts the m95 on. >> first she puts on blackface that's why you don't recognize her. >> greg: i never wore blackface it was a brown shade. can a member. choose how to be someone i love that. okay we got a go. we got to go.

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streets but they won't show the receipts. true blm woes are mounting because of no accounting. blm charity can't locate 65 million bucks so amazon tells them your [bleep] out a lot. they booted black live matters off their charity platform over the organization's shady financial things. they come under fire for not sharing were tens of millions of donations of gone. any who, that's what they call a no-no in the nonprofit world. on the bright side it's how the mob built casinos. amazon smile shows eligible purchases for charities for falling out of compliance with nonprofit rules in several states. spokesman of "the new york post" so that you will be suspended until amazon needs something to distract us from workers being in bottles. [laughs] it's true. sick of this in the beginning of the end for the controversial organization? now that their account is

suspended? with your chief nonprofit correspondent for reaction. [laughs] >> greg: i don't even know that was. tyrus this is why don't give to charities. see the salvation army and go i don't know if that bucket is really gonna get there. a lay looks really shifty. i do my due diligence. i do so much research. >> tyrus: forgot to give it to a charity when i commit yourself. >> greg: but i give it close. >> tyrus: that's tremendous. [laughs] black lives matter, and i said matter in that sense. here's the thing in the month and that's even better is that

amazon is also frozen all of the assets so the money that they've raised are not getting. so stop so that they are stopping it not getting in. this is what pains in the most. with my people, every time that we are in the struggle is not the biggest predator we have to worry about that we never see coming is not the man, it's our own. i can say with the money went. take a look at the leaders lifestyles. plans, jewelry, trips because that's what happens. no one exploits us unfortunately more than us. because they love to create a monster that doesn't exist so the fight is never over and you wasting more. i'm proud of amazon for having the balls to do this. this of course are gonna cry racism, they're gonna cry that there shutting us down because -- everything they can except told the truth because you are never going to see that money went.

people that relied on black live matters mission to help them are still waiting for help. because is not coming. >> t.w.: every single dollar was raised on the backs of dead black men and blm stands for black lives matter. i was hundreds of millions of dollars on a one brother, one sister who is ever been held by blm. >> tyrus: how many schools have the bill with that? or turn projects in the nice apartment. quite a few. >> greg: you have to rely on brad pitt for that. [laughs] >> tyrus: that's the problem. >> greg: i will say, i was a pure artificial stance. his lot of corrupt charities right? maybe this is a sign of equality right? that even blm can be as corrupt as any other charity. >> tyrus: they are fighting product for us, they're using

our name. they are using martyrs in our community who we are supposed to be fighting for. this is abysmal, this is disgusting and we need to attack them on it. this is blatant. they would just say no, it's the man messing with our numbers. they will always create the evil white dragon even though most the time and why people are also want to donate. >> greg: not great. [laughs] that's true it's a nonprofit charity of greg you can send cash in the mail i'll take it. janice. yes you get a mug. you can comment on the topic or what to wear in dallas. >> janice: my sister-in-law runs a charitable organization. >> greg: oh, really? >> janice: not of her parents who she lost. she brings gifts to nursing

homes. she has to follow the road. there's a lot of rules if the follow to have one of the charitable foundations. when she posts on twitter she has to sure that is not political and straight to the letter. so why are they following the same rules and regulations as my sister-in-law the senator good for senior citizens. >> greg: what kind gives? >> janice: they go and they bring -- >> greg: to bring? [laughs] >> janice: odyssey of a different -- >> tyrus: partly cloudy with a -- >> greg: kat you're an expert in this kind of area. i don't want put pressure on you. >> kat: think thank you, i appreciate it. you're an expert in charity. this is like the but gillian's this that we've heard and so if you say you don't support that

organization and your horrible racist right? there's a huge density and the slogan black lives matter and the organization black lives matter. slogan awesome, yes obviously black lives matter, racial issues are important in criminal justice are important. i think not so much bring violent criminals and posting their bail. i think it's pretty important that you don't, but that's where some of this money has gone. spoon you're right, absolutely. all right, i'm so excited about the next topic you behave on over trips if your rating slips? [applause] ♪ ♪ migraine medicine. it's ubrelvy. for anytime, anywhere migraine strikes. without worrying if it's too late or where i am. one dose can quickly stop my migraine in its tracks within 2 hours. unlike older medicines, ubrelvy is a pill that directly blocks cgrp protein, believed to be a cause of migraine. do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors.

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it's a question going anywhere with kat. they've added an additional feature to your ridesharing app to see the breakdown of the star ratings that they've received from the drivers. they hope the new information will help you stop being a [bleep]. speaking of, turns out new york city has the lowest average writer rating in the country. it was because it's from paroles to felons. it to improve your score they recommend being on time, not making a mess i don't eat boiled catfish less you plan to share. janice i bet you have a flawless score don't you? you have a score? >> janice: i don't go anywhere. spoon you don't go anywhere? >> janice: i guess it's okay. >> greg: there it is. that's a good score. who gave me a one? >> greg: cuomo, his cousins.

he has to work somehow. maybe you are driven by chris cuomo milk in the rearview b feel like a menu to? some bad. >> janice: can you go back and see who gave the two star? >> i've tried. >> greg: went to take a lot? i don't see how you did on this. this is fun this is like playing poker. >> t.w.: this ruined my weekend. >> greg: that's still not bad. that's nothing. i'm around there, stu mann i'm saving the worst for last. secular this graph. i 4.82. >> greg: look at how many rides i've had. i don't go anywhere. >> takes the subway. it is almost subway joy behar. >> greg: i'm never in a car trunk, some going somewhere. but when i'm coming home i'm never drunk because i never go

home to see my point? it depends if i know the driver we will have a long discussion. tyrus? >> tyrus: him: foul on this one. they have to do extra stuff for me -- i know the all from because i was at that's in the push the seat forward. several times the cars been too small this is an excel. you know i'm saying? >> i know exactly what you're saying. >> tyrus: at the cinema way because the cars too small. >> greg: that is a problem that i will never have. >> tyrus: when you ask him to move the seat up and they get mad. they've all the way around and he goes really slow and then if you around and get back in that i know it's gonna be bad. >> greg: 12? >> tyrus: i know whenever it's also want to adjust the seat they have to get up and go

around. >> greg: within want to get out of their seat because the big cheek stomach, to my stomach -- let see what you got. >> dang. >> greg: 211 stars. >> kat: i'm not for everyone. and turns out that a lot of people for whom i am not just happen to drive her huber. i have 4.9 stars on lift, what my doing wrong? >> greg: what? >> kat: 21 people are out like absolutely not. they see me, not absolutely not. i probably would have 50. >> greg: all of that week, the customer being judged by the servant even though it is kind

of a service. >> kat: i was give them five stars are not getting what i put in out of this. >> greg: thing about this but if monetize good behavior. so what huber should be doing right now so that you be doing okay, anything above a 4.8 gets 10% off their rides. what if that spread so that if you at starbucks -- this is how you cure [bleep]. >> kat: but i'm not a [bleep]. >> 45 people disagree. >> kat: yes, apparently there's 25 people i'm not the demographic i guess. i'm not for everyone. >> greg: up next a picture ♪ ♪

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incompetent according to research to the university of arizona which is apparently the top school for meeting gross scientists alike to swipe through tender and call hot people dumb. in addition to thinking that they are idiots participants also rated the people who posted photos such as people and revealing clothes or suggestive poses. they were seen as being less likely to a serious relationship. john tender is a good thing. this was true for both men and women. i'm glad i never had to use a dating app because i be in real trouble every photo of me as a photo. like this one. [laughs] [laughs] and this one. amazing isn't it? and this one. [laughs] finally yeah. i don't know, didn't land the way i wanted to. you met your husband on a dating app but that app didn't have any pictures right?

>> kat: it did. >> greg: i do know and can about this. [laughs] >> kat: it's true, i do know for guys if i see a picture of a guy with the shirt off you just throw up. because you can envision them not be hanging out with you because he wants a meal prep or go to the gym, or bang a strainer you don't want that. >> greg: yeah, his mail trainer. >> kat: yeah, probably everyone. sexist question marks me when i don't know. >> kat: how was it sexist to say that some but he bangs everyone? is like the least sexist thing. they are banging everybody. >> greg: says a sexist. [laughs] here's the dilemma janice, here's the dilemma, if you post to hot a picture we know it's fake. but if just okay a picture that we think it's real, but the best the person has see if the cut the attractiveness down by 40%.

>> janice: but what is the definition of hot? i've been hot since 1998. i know what that is and i've been with my husband for 20 years. so, i didn't really do the dating app thing either. so i don't know what hot is. >> greg: hot is whatever sum he puts up there that isn't real. correct? if it's hot it's not real. right? human beings were human. if you actually look at a human being, they're kind of gross. they're weird these things are just bizarre. this is disgusting, stuff comes out here. this is mucus and if you touch it it's like wet, your eyeballs are wet. there's a crusty stuff in your nose. and then harris growing out of places that are just embarrassing. the look of the human body tyrus it's embarrassing. >> tyrus: will not going to now. greenwich is a whole forecast.

you know how i feel about these? guys even if they know it's fake and it's got filters on it and angles, because someone else is in the speaking apartment going do it, worst-case scenario we can get out of it. guys will go, guys for fall for that there's a million guys were sending money to nigeria because of hot pictures. women on the other hand what is that? >> greg: show the bank account. >> tyrus: you'll get a lot of likes. guys fall for it all the time. >> greg: what will we call it? tender that only shows bank accounts. >> tyrus: cash flow. >> janice: that's what a sugar baby is. >> kat: that exist. >> greg: just make sure that when you're on the date you've

thing it funny her face that is a filter. like you post on your neck, goes like this. wherever you go it's exactly what i was under tender page. >> tyrus: that's a good idea. >> every single day that we been married because i can't imagine dating now. i would even know how to begin using an eye. [laughs] >> greg: so when you get out. >> dating while? >> your wife is not watching the show? >> greg: she stopped watching years ago. she has even know where i work. >> you better hope they don't this clip. as the worsening of her her turn it off. [applause] ♪ ♪ (vo) jamaica.

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