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>> greg's boring but important, the most important story you will hear tonight. people like greg who were right all along. yes. greg: ethanol is made from corn or maize.as for years gasoline is sold at america's gas pumps, i know company no one wanted this forced on you. the reason, corn normally 2 feet millions around the globe or tyrus for a week, instead would fill your gas tank but get this, it turns out ethanol is likely a bigger contributor to global warming than straight gasoline according to a study. i think they said about ethanol and climate what's rushing collision, the origins of covid and what's really inside roland mustache. another liberal fantasy that causes the opposite of its cultlike governmentke spending,

poverty or the daily show and laughter all from a study published in proceedings of the national academy of science where used to working for the company recusing a beaker. research showing ethanol is a clean energy source it links joe biden and a porter party, ethanol is no friend. 34% more expensive than i gas. of course t ethanol tracked the study and why wouldn't they? they are theoc fl trade lobby, t saving your money acting like amazing with real peanut butter. [laughter] in my the only i one? has been for the lobby and farmers got paid whether it worked or not. oil refiners much make 16 gallons of ethanol every year,

even eric swalwell, a lot of gas. >> the president using taxpayer dollars in the election. greg: we got to make it interesting somehow. while it reduces emissions from the mandate forced additional anchors of land to use for cultivating the corn which otherwise would be used. meanwhile, the telling of the fieldf release more carbon from the soil while fertilizers process. this is the most i've done since i decided to soundproof my basement. i did so much research, i uncovered this video from the porn lobby. ♪♪ >> one of the most personal crops in the world. sure you know it as the food your wife makes, hundreds of other users. for example, a can of corn makes a great food source.

>> no more germans getting in here. >> i can't of corn can be used as aea murder weapon. ♪♪ corn is great for improving communications. don't forget to hold it up to your ear, we know how you ladies love to talk. after a long game of basketball, corn oil is a refreshing beverage. >> how do you put this in gasoline? shut up, call me. [laughter] greg: good job. what is the moral here? everyone is full of poop it's not even kornfeld l poop, especially lobbyists and politicians. they are filling their bank account for subsidized products as worthless as dental care. for years we were told to buy this but if t we didn't, we hatd farmers although ime admit i ner

cared. even at ten i wasn't buying it. the price of corn roast for everyone because our gas tanks are the primary. the cost to felon went up, too. we could eat other stuff i supplement my diet from ocelot. one became more expensive for poor countries. did anyone starve? who knows, there's nout wikipeda page for that but at least our air was better here. like rushing collision or music, it's all rich. i hope you enjoyed this boring moment. back to our regularly scheduledm programming. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guests, democrat reaching for a podium, former senior counselor to president trump, kellyanne conway.

[applause] alaskan can't even get aligned to crab, actor, writer comedian -- [applause] she's like a glow stick, bright, colorful, fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and his shirt size has more axis and kim kardashian, the nwa world champion tyrus. [applause] welcome to the show, you know when you have people over for dinner and find out somebody is a vegetarian, you make sure there is a vegetarian option? when are doing this my luck, i thought i should have an option for people who want to talk about an interesting story so i want to insert the hillary piece because i wanted your opinion on that story. the durham report, she wanted to call it fakews news but that tem

was alreadyid invented, what you make of this now that she is on thee defense? >> sounds like 62 proves% of the americans honest and trustworthy were onto something because they still feel that way and she has nothing to hide, she can exploit but than yesterday, did you or did you not pay for this fake scandal? i would have just said no, have a nice day so i think what is happening is they are caught long after the fact doing what they accused us of doing. i went to the white house, jake sullivan is the national security director for the country, he was at the podium last week and told the whole world what would happen inng ukraine, that's the guy hillary kept tweeting and he's had we have this connection but it's

really joe biden, giving us rushing collision, putin has never had a better frame friend between the nord stream two in the russia ukraine border, killed the pipeline here and it gave him his own pipeline but hillary, she's like a sad penny, she never really truly goes away and see 99 more. i hear these rumors she may run for office again, i hope she does because we arty know how to beat her and i will say one thing, she never really truly does anything to benefit anybody other than hillary clinton, she wakes up as the most popular person in thehe household and tn we realize where is anything for women and girls? bill has one but seriously, it has she done for anyone, her

fundraising prowess, help anyone for anything she's truly conceited? i think they've got hot and i think it's -- why are we talking about hillaryta clinton they are so obsessed with trump, they got rid of him so let's have at it. it's worth investigating 45 million, i'll put in $45 tog: investigate. greg: it will be a great summer. you have a choice, you can have the option of talking about hillary or the option of ethanol, did you write jokes about ethanol? >> i do not want to have at it with hillary. [laughter] so i'll move over to ethanol i learned something from that last segment, i learned fark. [background noises] are always n funny except when they are real. [laughter] always funny unless -- dude,

this is fascinating, i did learn a lot reading about this and i'm glad this information isti out, corn as i kick -- like corn isn't everything, corn syrup and one day somehow they go what about one flavored gas i was like i'm listening. [laughter] is the craziest thing ever and i look at is always opinion on both sides and like this says much worse for the environment but i did finally look at a study that said a little bit of the argument to the opposite by went deeper and it turned out the study was done by corn. greg: there you go. which story would you like to have at it?

>> i would not like to have at it with hillary either. remember the old movie, the inconvenient truth? i think we are finding that truth is inconvenient, we need that title because pretty much everything they've predicted althoughep we got like seven yes left and democracy and shortly after g. greg: which is weird -- >> when they take over, democracy falls out and they are just with their arms swinging in socialist crickets taking over what's left of the world. just somebody whenever they talk they have to go just sit on, no more because they are always wrong. when they are wrong and you call them on it,t, you are racist you can't even, i'm not racist, i just want you to know -- sexist?

no, i'm trying to tell you -- cancel him he's gone. that's it. it's crazy, you cannot talk to somebody who has the answers and they are wrong. greg: also because even corn, you are probably like doug because this is something libertarians have been talking about forever, grandpa has been talking about this. >> so shocking, things will bee better if the government just didn't do anything and it's another example, it just needs to be done for the common good for everyone and i feel most people learn the wrong lesson from this, the government needs to make different choices, i think it's these two. greg: yesterday he had a paraphrasing, along the lines of libertarian isn't about

politics, it's about getting rid of everything. we put politics in our oil, gasoline and food everything. >> that start was real. [laughter] i am passionate about the fact -- >> i did not know that. hagreg: she did a deep dive o gas. >> the only real thing in the segment. he was lying, therefore it was the only thing authentic. greg: the only auditing thing about swalwell well. >> one is in more thing -- a lot of stuff. greg: i thought that was -- >> a lot of movies. greg: all right, we got to move on.

>> they want it to stay remark hillary going along with corn made one veryxc friendly. >> at least you know it is corn. greg: i am really hungry. next, voters worried about crime and jobs. [applause] to make my vision a reality my varilux progressive lenses provide seamlessly transition from near to far. with every detail in sharp focus. that's seeing no limits. varilux lenses by essilor.

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>> greg: will democrats lose house seats for being out of touch elites. it's true, voters see dems as annoying and shrill and it may cost them on capitol hill enough research from inside the dark, dank bowels from inside the democratic party finds voters in democratic states find that the party comes off as preachy and judgmental. like my drinking in college, it'll cost them in the midterms. that's according to a report from politico which is spanish

for "greg is hot." any way, the democratic congressional campaign committee is apparently report recommending a new strategy to its members, confront what they call the g.o.p.'s alarmingly potent culture war attacks. crazy, since alarmingly potent is pete hess' nickname. in other words, all of that critical race here tory and defunding the police nonsense is coming back to bite the dems in the butt. it's critical considering the g.o.p. only needs to win five seats to take back the majority, less than tyrus needs on a plane. >> you got one. >> greg: ha-ha. but it sounds more and more likely it's going to happen, because like a drunk using fireworks, the dems could actually be looking at double digits. see, because they're drunk using fireworks? a new poll finds republicans hold a nearly 13-point lead on the generic congressional ballots. i'm no math whiz but that's more than a banana.

made sense when i put it in there. and maybe the house dems know a blood bath is coming. new york rep kathleen rice announced he won't be seeking re-election to congress making her the 30th house dem to bow out of the 2022 race. she noted elected officials have to know when it's time to allow others to serve. perhaps the dems could nominate someone who is more in touch with their voters but i won't hold my breath. even their latest strategy session -- check it out. >> yeah, then i just dropped it and ran. look, crime up is in nearly every major u.s. city. >> i've not seen it. >> where have you been? >> skiing in the alps. no crime there. the lift tickets kind of pricey. >> here, inflation is at a 40-year high and voters are pissed. >> seriously? i had a really great dinner at shea pinesse. $800 for two people. very reasonable. >> did you hear about bob? he got brutally mugged in the subway.

ness the hospital in critical condition. they don't think he's going to make it. >> who is bob? >> your assistant for two years! >> oh my god, i can't believe i'm going to have to get my own lunch from now on. >> greg: what do you make of this realization the democrats are looking into the mirror and seeing that they're judgmental, shrill, noce nose ny neighbors? >> -- nosey neighbors? >> people use the democrats as judgmental or preachy. according to politico documents or you could just ask anybody. like a lot of this was, like, polling for no reason to discover, hey, stop doing what you're doing. >> greg: turn on cnn. you don't need polling. that's all they do is preach and

tell you that you suck. especially specifically jamie lithow. we can do a whole hour on you. >> it would be like -- sometimes polling is such a waste of time. >> greg: unless you're a polster. >> unless kelly is polling. i miswhat had you said, guys. -- i missed what you said, guys. some of the questions are like, would you rather have fried chicken or to be punched? stuff we would all answer the same. >> greg: i don't know about that. kat -- i -- is this a product of the evolution of -- i hate to use confusing wokism but wokism forces to you intrude yourself on people's lives and tells them how to live. natural there'd be blow back. >> absolutely. you're a piece of [bleep], vote for me. that's not a winning strategy. >> greg: yes! >> i wouldn't care that much if it wasn't that the government was so big and powerful but actually they're not just thinking these things, they're trying legislate these things it shouldn't matter if they're

jerks or not but they're trying to legislate it to mold culture. we should be able to create our own culture and that should be our business we don't have to hang out with people we don't like or eat with people we don't like but they're too powerful. >> greg: that's a very important point, tyrus. >> well done, kat. >> greg: not so much we disagree with them, it's that whatever they believe, they want to enforce. >> right. with no wisdom or actual fact to back up it. it's just -- you alienate the police, you alienate moms and dads and alienate truckers and you alienate working-class americans. and that leaves you with -- >> i see what you did. >> yeah. that's what you're going to get at the ballot from america. >> all of him needs to be, you know, rocking the democratic party. the problem for biden is the center that they created for him. you have more independents aligning themselves with the republican party. originally you were going to

take masks off everyone including kids in schools. that was going to happen. we all knew it. they're insisting you still have masks on kids. they're not even -- trump gave them three approved vaccines. all they needed to do was have a marketing campaign. and they've not developed another one. you have jen psaki arguing that crime is not real. philadelphia had 500 homicides last year or they didn't. look at what is happening across this country. moms and pops and moms and dads in san francisco, the school board just kicked out three people -- >> greg: we're doing that next block. >> you're doing that? it shows you it's not just a poll here and a poll there, although some people's polls are really excellent. it's that people are voting in a certain way because now you. [indiscernible] >> greg: ha-ha. >> and loving it apparently. >> greg: yes, yes!

>> biden hasn't done anything right. he and harris, their personal attributes, nobody thinks they care about them, compassion, inspire people to leave the country. i think biden's problems are now the democratic problems. >> greg: the masks thing is purely reactionary. it's because the other side -- it's so funny. you have republicans that for decades seemed as puritanical. now there's a loose, edgy group and you have the democrats -- take it off, baby! >> take it off, baby. >> greg: the democrats burned cars and draft cards. now republicans are burning masks. this is a fair trade. >> not all polls are the same. >> i'm more familiar with stripper poles. so different. >> pole dancing. >> you're right. >> great cardio workout. >> sometimes you read things

where all the answers seem like they're going to be so obvious. no offense. those are really good polls. >> no offense to your life's work. >> greg: all right, you didn't dig a deeper hole there. >> comedians aren't always funny. >> that's true. 100%. >> 100%. totally. >> greg: they taught the >> greg: they taught the school board a new projects means new project managers. you need to hire. i need indeed. indeed you do. when you sponsor a job, you immediately get your shortlist of quality candidates, whose resumes on indeed match your job criteria. visit indeed.com/hire and get started today.

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>> greg: before the school board's woke folly, they were rode out on a trolley. yep, parents give a school board the old san francisco treat and send the radicals down in defeat. liberal parents in san francisco destroyed the school board voting overwhelmingly to recall three democratic school board members this week who have to turn in their security badge, but they could keep their poster of chairman mal. moms and dad has it with the trio's woke policies and progressive agendas during the

pandemic like choosing to rename schools like abraham lincoln high and pretending to teach kids online. the dimwits bragged about keeping covid rates low by keeping schools closed forever proving they're as dumb with masks as they are with history. they were especially done with one board member, allison collins, who once tweeted asians americans used white supremacist thinking to get ahead. that offended both asians and actual white supremacists who are confident in their ability to discriminate. even democrats in maskless dance enthusiast mayor london breed supported the recall saying "the voters of the city delivered a clear message the school board must focus on the essentials of delivering a well-run school system above all else." is in the start of a revote against new policies for schools -- revolt against new policies for schools? we go to. [indiscernible]

for comment... that's a sneeze big the way, not a fart. tyrus, you're a parent. is this a watershed moment, the start of something big perhaps? >> it's a tidal wave moment. parents talk. they get on their little facebook and communities. you spit in the face of moms and dads, they're going to be the ones who are putting the signs in the yard and they're going to stand in line in the rain with their ids for eight hours to vote and the little mayor is like, "i get behind them." you're next! too late. there's a reason why everyone is jumping out and retiring. it's not just that they're going to get beat, they're going to get pummeled. they spit in the face of the one group that doesn't tolerate that. you don't mess with somebody's kids. you don't mess with somebody's freedoms or mess with somebody's job! that's what the democrats did. and you can say, well, republicans did, it, too. but you claim to represent that. now you're going to reap what

you sow. ♪ give it to you, what you gonna do with it ♪♪ like the old rap song. the republicans need to take it from here. >> greg: kellyanne, the woke could intimidate singles because they don't have a lot to lose. it's like, well, we'll do whatever we want. >> then they get home and argue with themselves about whether they're woke. >> greg: once you have kids, that's a line you can't -- the woke can't intimidate parents. >> the momma bear growls fiercely when you mess with the kids. this all started with screen time is school time which is an oxymoron. look, many parents did say march to june of 2020, ok, we got it. we don't know what is going on. it's a pandemic. people are sick and dying and we'll keep the kids home. then everybody had a great summer. then the school year happened and then they said, sorry. it's back on the computer. that's number one. critical race theory is real. moms and dads are listening to

what these kids are taught in san francisco -- i want to remind your viewers -- they took away test scores. they took away merit-based education and said we'll have a lottery instead. you can't do that and expect parents to be ok with it. and then i think what is happening is people know that when you drop your kids off in the morning, there's a limited amount of time to teach them the basics. reading and writing and arithmetic is what we call it. some days, that doesn't get taught much at all. republicans should harness this. i got to tell you, i'm 100% pro-life. i understand why people are pro-choice. i'm for the second amendment. i understand when there's a school shooting people say do something, do something. i've never -- in 30-something years of doing this -- i never heard a compelling reason why democrats are against school choice, charter schools and opportunity. 60 years, greg, after you had the racist southern democratic governors standing in the school house door not letting kids of color in, you're have democrats not letting them out. the republicans should get right on that and say we're the party for educational freedom and opportunity and the kids shouldn't be constricted by

their zip code or where they live. they all deserve a quality education. the things like this are symptoms and not a cause. republicans should really grab onto that and go. >> greg: kat aren't we learning the school system is evil? >> the allison collins lady, that's not even her only horrible take. >> greg: no! she's bad! >> kids are coming out saying kids are having learning loss. she did a school board meeting saying, "we need to not call it learning loss but instead call it learning changes." instead of being concerned about it, she was concerned about rebranding it. i thought i didn't care about other people's kids and then i see this lady and she's on the school board? >> greg: at least place yourself in positions that affect children. god bless you for that. >> thank you. i am the real hero. >> so smart. you're slow smart. >> yeah. yeah. yeah. learning changes and that there's less of it. >> greg: yes. yes. you know you're on a learning

diet. i won't a learning diet. that's what happened. jamie, you have seven kids? >> i have three children. >> greg: three children. >> you might know better than me, though, i don't keep track. it's funny when you have three kids, people will go like, do you have a favorite kid? which i never got until i had three. normally i would never say anything but i will just tell you guys it's my neighbor's kid. the kid is adorable. they're so well-behaved. >> they go home! >> greg: some don't. >> dude, i think wokeness at its best is like such a waste of time. like, there's also -- it's just like you could -- they could be doing real stuff and all of these real problems we have with our kids -- i only once sent an e-mail to the school and it was last week because i was so pissed on what they did with my kids. i don't do stuff like that it really brings out -- like you said -- with the claws. how about make a rule. don't name your school after a person! they tried to change the names of 44 schools. you just can't change -- you can't call your school a person's name because you don't know if they'll end up being a

terrible person. just stay away from it, because, like, i can't think of one time i was able to learn my. [indiscernible] varsity jacket. >> greg: you went through a bunch of name changes there at your school. >> i did. i did. i did. >> greg: who would have thought? >> i had the zodiac killer high. it was ok. >> greg: it was ok. you came up with a good point there about the time wasting and the opportunity costs. you don't demo what could have been -- you don't know what could have been done in the space taken up by that effort. >> just like distance learning. >> greg: you could have prevented measuredfer instead you weren't talking -- murder if instead you weren't talking about, i don't know, the covid rhetoric causes crime. there are opportunity costs to everything. coming up, living in fear forever sounds souper to these campus party poopers. -- supup

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>> greg: this school known as the wolf pack formed a group to get their masks back. yeah, students in the university of nevada of reno -- they have them there, tyrus -- staged a walk throughout week in protest of their -- walkout this week in protest of their state's removal of the mask mandate. some 50 very well-adjusted students marched on campus to demand their school keep masks in place even though nevada ended their mandate on february 10th. you sound like the kind of students who remind a teacher he promised a quiz today. the governor said they got rid of the mandate because covid cases plummeted yet an online petition reinstate the requirements has been signed by over 2,000 people who have either made covid fear their religion or just have really gross teeth. meanwhile a dad who tried to speak without a mask at a suburban chicago board meeting got an earful from a board

member who had none of it. >> i need to you put on your mask. >> i can't articulate with my mask on i have a medical -- you're not going to honor medical exemptions. >> no. >> i have a mask. i can wear the mask on my head if you want. >> you can wear the mask on your [bleep] balls. get out of here. get him [bleep] out of the room if he can't put his [bleep] mask on! >> greg: wear your mask on your balls. here i thought i was the only one. finally, coachella, the popular outdoor music festival -- not my third cousin -- announced it's returning this year with zero covid restrictions no tests. no proof of vax. no mask, no fred durst. event organizers say if you're in a high-risk category like being poor or unattractive, then maybe consider not going. instead, go to one of jamie lissow's shows where you never have to worry about social distancing. aw, now i feel bad, kat.

you laughed at that joke. you're disgusting. apologize to jamie. what's wrong with kids these days? >> those kids are desperate to feel important or stupid or both because they're wearing the masks outside! and they're outside marching! there may somebody masks in some situations may be beneficial. outside. you wear a condom to the bar, too, buddy? what is wrong with you? >> greg: wait, what's wrong with that? some of us like to be prepared. you never know it takes a while to put it on. >> you're not that much different. you don't need to wear a mask walking around outside. there's no reason for it other than you want to -- like -- i don't -- there's no reason for it. >> greg: it's a big time [bleep] when you're putting on a condom that all things could fall apart. >> they can wear a mask if they want to. they don't have to get a mandate back in there. i just worry what happens when something very difficult and unexpected in life happens to them. >> greg: i know! >> that's what i worry about.

>> greg: young people. do you know anyone -- >> that's really hard. you'll be rejected, won't get that seat in college, job, promotion or relationship and you need to cope with it maskless! >> that's the best point. they're not saying you can't wear your mask -- just put it on! >> it's like someone told you tonight, we don't have a dress code and you put on. [indiscernible] [laughter] >> i told you not to mess with that woman. >> greg: ha-ha! >> or her kids! >> i don't think i even did anything. i think i got framed in a way that maybe -- >> greg: i just like i don't have to insult you today. kelly, i'm taking your time. .>> i like you're funny. >> this story is to dumb i misread the headline. >> you thought they didn't want the masks, right? >> i thought they were leaving because of the masks. >> same. same. >> i even looked at the video to see if anyone was wearing cloth masks. a lot of them weren't wearing n95's. let's read a book -- let's

really do this. you know what i mean? >> greg: yes! yes! yes! it's sad. what's wrong, tyrus? >> i had a friend named [bleep] in high school and i was mad he had a date and i didn't and i told him he had to wear it before because you have to be ready and you don't want to be able to not put it on. he wore it the whole time. he ended up he told her he had it on. she slapped him and she wasn't his girlfriend anymore. if he took that advice, god knows what happened. >> greg: he blew up a condom and killed 800 people. >> shame on all of you for picking on these kids! i told you before, they're just so smart. >> learning changes in past year. >> i looked into it. none of the kids study science. most were the wrong side of history majors.

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>> greg: if you're a noisy sleeper, are you still a keeper? if your partner has apnea, how long will you put up with their crapnea? how long will it take to say no more to a spouse who continues to snore? apparently, 90 minutes -- god, these rhymes are getting tiresome -- according to the new one-poll survey, the average person puts up with the snoring partner for an hour and a half before either kicking them out or leaving themselves. that's how i broke up with taylor smith. 65% of people who do sleep with their partner every night, 66% of them said they would rather sleep separately, perhaps in separate beds, rooms or countries no mansion if they wanted someone else. 2 in 5 americans ended relationships over their partner's sleeping habits. some wanted to end their partner's life. white machine noise machines are expensive.

kellyanne? >> i think -- >> greg: do you even need to mention anything? >> i actually don't sleep with a pillow. what percentage of the country does that? call the mr. pillow guy. my grandmother claire, god bless her soul, was the only other person that doesn't sleep with a pillow. you can imagine the snoring. >> thank you for taking one for the team. >> greg: technology, baby. >> here is the thing. you always know how much love you have in your relationship when things like -- when they snore, you stare at them and be

like, i could just kill them. that's not the snoring. >> you wonder how it doesn't wake them up? >> because they're selfish. the only thing about themselves, they take up the whole bed. no one makes a noise like that. it's not fair. i know some things i've heard once or twice. >> greg: should we reclassify snoring as hate speech? >> maybe. i don't snore anymore because i got the nose surgery but i still have the problem of i kick a little bit and can't fall asleep unless i'm watching a documentary about murder. >> greg: i have that same problem! a documentary of me committing a murder. jamie, last word for you. >> i do snore a little bit but i swear i don't know if it's that -- i don't know. the girls i'm with maybe are getting paid to be there. i do find snoring soup err knowing and distracting -- super annoying and distracting.

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