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a special look hosting the wiseguys. if you need more of me watch my show monday through friday. i'm exhausted just thinking about it. we have the latest on what's happening in the war zone. >> welcome to fox news live. they struck an aircraft repair facility just a few miles away close to the polish border. a humanitarian crisis continues to worsen. they are now squeezing the city and cunning enough.
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the president talked virtually about russia's invasion for nearly two hours. the president laying out consequences china might face if they were to give russia assistance. they said he was underscoring the costs that china might suffer. police say more than 200,000 troops are fighting in ukraine. they made no mention of the heavier than expected casualties as he continue to say that the actions are unnecessary in ukraine.
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the first new arrivals since the war started in ukraine. russia said they would stop supplying rocket engines to us companies. they broke the us single space flight record on tuesday. >> it's good to see you and it's been a wild. twenty-four hours. if you are pete that they work week. we are talking about the war but first it's friday so let's do something stupid. god knows that we needed. two heaping scoops of dumb. they are back like the rash i
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got from her couch. good luck getting elderly vote. it's true in the human democrat is going to have a hard time getting to people to vote for him. >> now has disgraced brother is demanding cnn pay him. he is calling out some former coworkers which leads me to some news. it reminds me of puberty.
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>> when there is a fight between people that you dislike let's start with the idiot brother. i should be more specific. lets go with chris who was not only suing cnn but bashing his former's coworkers. wednesday in his court filing he trapped his brother mentioning how he warned him that the cops didn't buy the fake hate crime. he would not participate in any way. he was disciplined. but a spanking hardly qualifies as punishment. it's weird seeing him trapped by somebody that cares for him so deeply. if you watch a certain state tv and listen to conservative media
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you would think that entire cities are on fire. we went out and we had a great dinner last night. >> have a great weekend. >> i love you brother. >> nobody bounces like that. it's like romeo and juliet were french knuckleheads. this is as real as the moon landing. looked. we haven't done fun news in a while so give me a break. the love affair has gone sour. blindsided by a breakup.
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it is surprising that two men that have professed their love for each other over and over again i'm starting to think that everything on the network is a live. i don't blame them after firing him. shouldn't he said he broke journalistic standards which is funny hampering -- that's like taking voice lessons from neil young. the bottom line is they are all phonies so who do you work for? >> this tells a bigger story about the media and nothing that they do is true.
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this goes for america's sweetheart as well. i don't care who wins this lawsuit. i just want you to know that they lie about everything. by the way he was not voted in by the people. so dim he couldn't light up an apartment.
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now she is coming around with an election looming. that is the dilemma. the lesser of two evils. if andrew tries to run for governor again even the weather wouldn't be good. this would be awesome because if she runs she would win. unlike the others she is real and delightful. she is so clean you could eat off of her for head and trust me i have.
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>> mark my words if she does run i will help her. meaning i won't endorse her. >> she has the heart of a libertarian and the glasses of a library and. >> she gets up so early birds tell her to keep the warm. i don't know if that was necessary. happy st. patrick's day.
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>> have you checked your calendar are you working in 2022 >> you may be off by a day. it rings at 1:30 a.m. >> just go out their alone. >> kennedy. how are you. a bad montage. have never imagine being so satisfied as i was by this. if you're willing to name somebody that you love so much it's like you have written this to the person with your tongue and limited intellect.
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we get that it wasn't these accusations against other ladies with the fact that he went after everybody by name. everybody is on the table if you catch my drift. very uncomfortable.
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>> the price is less than $100 million. i love you carl. you have $100 million which today is about 10 million. when it comes to this their ego is so big it's like a movie it's going to be a downfall and it's like they haven't even been humbled.
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with him forget when andrew made that resignation speech the rebuttal to sexually harassing 11 ladies was a preposterous explanation and he thought that everybody would believe him. i do believe that she would win i would like to ask you a question. >> how do you know if you are not safe? i could be fake. fake people don't know that they are fake. they did all of this for a few years and they are fake because they did not know this. >> if you ask me if the lack of impulse control that prevents me
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from being fake. i would have to do more thinking in order to develop this. you don't know. you saw one of these cool things began $125 million. that's also an incredibly large number. that's a lot of confidence in his career. the last question should she run >> i would vote for her in a heartbeat. >> politics is awful i think she is too good for that. >> however with her background
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she will always know what went to call in no clouds. >> i think she would be fantastic. she got sent out of the game the other night after the puck drop. >> that is so true i am definitely her partner now. >> i want to be one of her physical advisors. >> up next the last acting hero saying that credibility is zero. it's very quiet. i think i like this.
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all of this coming after the invasion of ukraine. >> this could be a new day because there are things going on in the world. terrible things that you should know about the world has turned against russia because of ukraine. the destruction has outraged the world.
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this is not a war to defend russia. >> very heartfelt and honest even talk about his father. while addressing the russian government claiming that troops were part of the fighting. >> they did dishes harm to its great city and it's great people he lived most of his life in pain from a broken back and shrapnel that reminded him of some terrible years.
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i don't want you to be broken like my father. >> be addressed in the dictator actually follows him on twitter. >> why would you sacrifice a young man? >> you started this war and you can stop this war. you have been jailed and you have been beaten ago you have the true heart of russia. >> the big question is this going to have any impact?
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>> i thought this was pretty impressive. i would imagine that this is an exception to the rule. what do these russians know and how they really feel about this? the vaults of the same thing that if you are young and you live in moscow there's a good chance that you know what's going on. of russia is so big. you do believe the propaganda and the people that are most likely to see the video aren't going to pass the message on.
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>> she thought this was great. i asked that if this would move the needle and she sent me a string of laughing emotions. followed by no. they don't have freedom of speech. we thought they would react the way that we do. >> i could tell this was great by the way. you do need a core group of people to agree so that work can be effective.
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it pains me to have to make this joke but when he was running for the governor of california it was very effective. people in moscow to be very effective. >> i don't think so he is probably really stressed out.
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>> i don't understand why you'd want to to start a war. >> he's probably not looking at twitter. i don't look at my twitter and i'm sure the tweets directed at him are slightly more mean. the video was great. >> with generations from social media is the problem with the russian army. if the 18 -year-olds all online.
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they seem information from their peers they know this is completely fraudulent. that's why a lot of dems are giving themselves up. >> part of this is absolutely true. if you just focus on the timeline until recently they have been in ukraine this was supposed to be a couple of days. only in terms of the fact that he doesn't read this book. >> i think there is a book in there. >> why do they think it's clever to wear a mask?
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for the first time since the war began he said missiles hit an aircraft repair facility just a few miles from the city center. there were no reported deaths at the facility was destroyed. twelve people rescued from the rubble. they talked about russia's invasion for nearly two hours this morning. the present one of the china with space consequences if they provided military or economic aid to russia. they urged them to negotiate while blaming the united states for crisis. stick with fox news for all of the updates.
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>> they want you to wear a mask until you die even if there is no reason why. a recent poll in the new york times showing more than 60% of liberal americans think they should continue for the near future. while conservatives disagree. the mask has become an identity marker for the left. where the appeal of government intrusion trumps normal life. >> you can't train a drug dog when it's middle-aged. you have to get them when they are puppies and train them up. this is not going to be the last emergency and is not going to be the last time the government and the governor need to show off
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their power. >> anyways this makes sense to me. but seth meyers sees this differently. he praised children for masking up. >> i want to look back to my kids that they did a very cool thing. this is the sacrifice that you did for other people. >> all that had to sacrifice with their health and education. >> a couple of competing ideas. some see this as a noble action where do you stand?
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>> probably not with either of these guys but i think they are so fake they have to wear them. >> we know this isn't true so much evidence has come out but it doesn't make much of a difference. >> no studies done yet on the crate training explanation as far as i know. tempe this one could be potentially true. >> who here has been to california? >> ever? when i was growing up during a drought they told us to only take five minute showers. that's essentially what i have done the rest of my life. i am now even more uncomfortable
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than i was before. >> at this point i don't think it is true. this seth meyers thing is when you kids stay stuff like they are all going to have a vegetables now it's like the candy. if they want to have a mandate that the have to wear masks that they should wear them. the people on the left can wear five masks if they want so i don't have to hear them talk. >> they all start as a life. >> to the car you grade the taco shells?
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>> i want a machine that the thing that drives me crazy is that i don't care what people do when these kids are walking outside wearing a mask there is a school close to where i live believe it or not. >> the younger children don't understand. it's sad that this is a statement that has to be said out loud at this point. i do agree that this is all about compliance. it's all about conditioning people to our most vulnerable level of conditioning to be compliant. to listen without thinking stopping any critical thought whatsoever.
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if you think critically you are deemed the enemy. in different parts of the country people that stood up they thought there was something wrong with this. adam is actually right in terms of conditioning these kids for compliance it is an outrage. is actually make a great case for school choice. parents like seth meyers can send their kids to one school and be compliant but the rest of us should be able to choose rational schools. >> you can't train kids for compliance. they have been trying this for thousands of years. eventually he's going to wonder what his kit is listening.
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>> i think long-term you are correct. i've seen these kids walking up and down the street all the time wearing masks. although they don't need to wear a mask anymore a lot of them don't remember a time before the masks. the most infuriating thing was lifting the massive mandate for everybody besides the kids under five years of age. can we get the mask inside the uterus? don't give them any ideas. i don't understand what you thought you were doing.
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that's how you know it was great fiction because she won an election. >> of course she is most known for her 2018 loss to the republican claiming the election was stolen. it's no surprise that they would talk about her becoming the ruler of the world.
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>> they won an election. she lost and then cried about it coming down off the claim the leader of the planet with enormous hands. by the way i think that the president shouldn't she be
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president of the universe? >> i wouldn't say president of the universe i would say that this is a brave undertaking for her. >> i was watching a video and scrolling. i'm calling every actor. very brief. >> i think i'm pretty brave for doing this show. i'm pretty brave to come out here. >> i had to fish for this. >> she should be nominated for an emmy. >> it didn't look that difficult i would probably do any show.
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>> a big fan but it's all the same. it's all the same losers that watches. >> that hurts because i was actually on an episode about. >> i was just a working person. i had a line but i'm not sure if it made the show. >> i think it was. >> it's fuzzy.
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we looked at a mass amount of survey data and it turns out ladies are more likely to blame themselves when they fail whereas men chocolate failures to bad luck. how dare you. i just don't understand. it's all 15 -year-old. >> if you are 15 years of age everything is your fault and you are stupid. >> this just felt right.
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i do have to blame myself. i can't believe they admitted this was their pool. >> there were was probably no exaggeration there whatsoever. i would be the gender that hits the sweet spot between guilt and a delusion. >> i want to be the gender where we do the best things.
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>> i don't understand what is going on. >> i want to know what they actually said. that they actually say it is their fault? >> i've heard the questioning tone quite a bit. >> this is that information to use for a guy. >> my tendency to blame myself combined with men letting me for something i usually tell them that they are correct. >> i am a caring boss. i really am. >> don't go anywhere we will be right back.
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we are out of time. i love you america. >> hello and welcome to fox news at night. breaking tonight day number 24 of the war against ukraine. russian forces pounding the capital. this one staying from a distance and we hit the city for the first time.

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