this happened. 5-second rule, i guess. that is it tonight. judge jeanine pirro and for laura ingraham pure to go to my website for a video. greg gutfeld, take us from here but first a live report. ♪ ♪ >> greg: this is a fox news alert, jonathan hunt live from lviv, ukraine. ukrainian forces on the offensive fighting to take back territory. a big victory in a key suburb west of the capital kyiv appear they took it back in a counteroffensive. it comes mid report russian troops are becoming increasingly demoralized and weekend. russia media replay reporting 10,000 soldiers have been killed and then backtracked claiming it was a report. there are reports 1500 russian

tanks, arms and vehicles are being destroyed. >> it is quite stunning, even for all that power 27 days and they have not achieved any strategic objectives they were after. >> ukrainian forces fighting off constant russian efforts to occupy mariupol but the port city lays in ruins continuously bombarded by the russians. hundreds of thousands of people have fled. >> mariupol is almost 90% destroyed appear they bombed us the past 20 days. during the last five days, the planes dropped bombs everywhere. on residential buildings, kindergarten, or school, everywhere. >> ukrainian president zelenskyy said bus drivers were kidnapped. as russian forces blocked humanitarian convoy trying to reach besieged city of mariupol. meanwhile russian

president vladimir putin spoke by phone today with french president in emmanuel macron at his request. these talks were discussed but so far no reports of whether the talks yielded any results or future dates for more talk. i'm jonathan hunt live in lviv and let's get back to "gutfeld!." >> greg: look at that, you are here. welcome to the show. and bruce jenner. i'm kidding, kaitlyn isn't using it so i figured why not? it is a box it at a ball game curative empty might as well move into the cheat sheet. [laughter] anyway, in all seriousness you have to hand it to caitlin because it took balls the size of weather balloons to criticize media darling leo thomas. singh file gnomic biological boys should not compete against biological girls and she may not

be onto wheaties cover anymore but the spokesperson for planners because she's got major nuts on her. by the way wheaties is the worst tasting cereal ever and count chocolate taste like a state gnomic steak. no fat person would dare eat it. now she has no beef with thomas but felt the ncaa was not tough enough in allowing thomas to compete in women's races. and she's right. thomas needs a bunch of biological girls and 500-meter whatever. honestly i don't follow it. swimming is for people too lazy to bathe after exercising. sorry, trace. in this controversy of letting biological males beef biological females, there has to be a sustained position to take. first of all to switch genders to be girls before you suck that because cheating with steroids would be easier but remember as a dude, ranked at 4621 spot

ahead of her rusty anchor. and now as a check, she is number one. she should be the spokesperson for chlorine, strong enough for a man but made for a woman. but i wonder if the controversy matters to her or does she try to ignore it? >> i tried to ignore it as much as i can. i tried to focus on my swimming, what i need to do to get ready for my races and just try to block out everything else. >> greg: okay that is weirdly selfish. like me putting on a dress and doing "the view" and acting like it is no big deal. the sad thing is i would still be honored. but i would also kick their, it is the view and they need the support to count to ten but it is not about switching genders at all. that is a distraction. running swim meets is not the only reason to change your. i will not go near a kiddie pool but it is about what you do after switching genders. it is common sense. you might call it common

courtesy. perhaps what thomas is doing is a byproduct of massive selfishness like eating an entire pizza you were supposed to say for your spouse when she got home from work. that is the striking part. a dude becomes a man and kicks the out of girls in the sport. it is piggish. not many women are becoming men and doing the same thing or if they do, they lose more than hillary clinton. so the more thomas wins as a check the more of a chauvinist she appears to be. i mean you should see that even if your bangs are in your eyes. no one is saying it is wrong to pursue the sport you love but when you have a clear advantage and for some reason you don't care, it is disrespectful and narcissistic but by sticking up for women, jenner shows the respect she has for the fairer sex which lia thomas happily destroys the competition. and jenner is doing in the face of the media while desperately

cling to the untenable woke position. nbc op ed actually compared thomas to jackie robinson, which is weird. they don't look at all alike. except maybe in size and muscle mass. rica g not sure if i got that right a virginia tech swimmer took issue with ncaa rules allowing gender to compete against females after cut off the consolation in the 500 freestyle, she blamed thomas' dominance in the race. in a letter she claimed the rules are harmful for biological females in every bad transgendered athletes competed in one spot taken away from biological females, herself included. you know, it is almost biological women should have their own league so they are crushed by biological men. that is crazy. ron desantis, isn't he the commissioner of swimming or something? is also pretty ticked off.

>> now the ncaa is basically taking efforts to destroy women's athletics. they are trying to undermine the end to gnomic integrity of the competition and finding someone else, the woman's champion and we think that is wrong. >> greg: so he issued a proclamation was second place finisher the true champion the in short, the crush that female competition. i'm not devastated but i'm not a woman who swim all her life competitively. i'm a biological male that brings competitive and i got the trophies and liver to prove it. swimming is something i do when i need to pee at the beach. it is true. i'm warming the water for everybody else. i'm looking at this and i cannot deny what i seek. the ncaa seems in protecting wealth and protecting athletes but to make this ideology work you have to erase the distinction between trans and biological women. that means not only on women

erased from the record books of their own sport but beating the race. matt, no pun intended since men can have. too. wait until the next lia thomas comes along with a contact sport like may be women's lacrosse and leaves a trail of injured women on the field. maybe the lawyers will pay uncle or should i say aunt. let's welcome tonight one gallagher for smashing melons and smashing good looks. trace gallagher. and knows the doj like i know the doj is vodka and orange juice. former white house national security council aide and wine enthusiast magazine, fox news anchor. i like windows in the drug dealers cars and always

blacked out. kat timpf. all right, i have to go to trace. the first time you are on the new show. good to see you. you claimed in the green room, our spacious green room where we have the hot tub that you discovered me. explain. >> i tell everybody that lives your show, look, i discovered the guy. come on, listen, me and julie and i'm glad the show tonight. >> no coincidence. >> studio b weekend and roger called and said can i have this guy greg gutfeld and you have to come down here and put them on the show. it's going to be great. he is analytical and finally. it turns out it was really political and kind of funny. and came on analytically, torched hillary clinton. and shouldn't we have evidence before you say she was giving orders to john godey? [laughter] that is the connection there. so the next time he came on,

maybe you should balance this guy out a little bit. get somebody else so yes. high, julie banderas with greg gutfeld and now greg has 19 shows and his buddy has to beg to get on this one. >> greg: we have gone full circle. you discovered me, and i'm ending your career. [laughter] trace, quickly i want to ask you you were a pro athlete and you were a professional water skier. >> i was. >> greg: i bet you looked great. >> i had a picture. >> greg: i have some, believe me on the ceiling of my apartment, which you will see later. biological difference, does it matter? do biological differences matter and water-skiing? >> there were men on the team were wearing female outfits by design but there were some funny skits. no, but the girls would be on the top and then on the bottom.

the whole concept you have to understand, it is really not liathomas' fault because, you k, she got the testosterone right, the two years, so it's all ncaa. ncaa screw this up here they thought it was a little bit just like covid a little bit of science and politics. but this ncaa needs to accommodate and come up with an open category. they need to make the rules fit so that these girls and i'm a father of two doctors, these girls don't waste their whole lives and have someone 6'1", right, he's got a lot of arm reach. she's got a long arm reach. shoulders. dynamically, it is the whole thing in two years you will see the southern california will have a men's 15 best tennis player will wait two years can

identify as a female, play on the women's team and his serve or her serve will be 150 miles an hour with a woman serving 12. these are astronomical differences that have to be worked out. >> greg: to you by that? julie, do you think anyone will switch to wins boards? >> no, i don't think she switched to win sports and let me just say because i'm a journalist and i have some facts here. before switching, speaking of switching for the women's team and i don't mean the women's team biologically. >> greg: got it. >> she was ranked 462nd when competing with other men. >> greg: right. >> by the way this past saturday -- do and say hello to my mom. you weren't listening. >> no but i was staring. she placed last in 100 freestyle over the weekend her collegiate career is over. i would say she will revolving curling. i too identify as male but you can call me she and that is

fine. so we have that in common. >> greg: i feel warm around you. but listen, william thomas was one of the best on the men's team. he, thomas was among the best swimmers, 462 information but well as a man. it was one of the top man that came over and clearly he is dominating. >> greg: i had no idea if they knew so much about this, did you only know about this topic? >> i think the ncaa only bit out by corruption in the olympic committee. but as a guy who desperately tried to get into d1 college sports and recruit for the football team, i ended up being a cheerleader. but i was the guy that got drunk college basketball games and then a lot of cheering. >> you were identified as a cheerleader. >> the only thing that i

actually like baffled by is what is title ix for? like i don't understand you putting in so much money on title ix and i think a lot of area to give women's sports equal opportunity as men's sports. so do we now cross fund? do they give some for men and some for women? they obliterated title ix in a matter of weeks. >> it is new ground breaking. do you have solutions for this conundrum? >> great job. >> and said that word out loud. i think i'm the real hero here. >> so honestly, i am terrified to talk about this. and then i think when i find myself wishing that i could instead talk about a literal motorist for the cassette feels less touchy to me than a college women swimming competition that

is the way we approach this course that there is a problem there. obviously trance phobia, i do not doubt that lia thomas has faced trans-phobia and that is wrong. the qualifications the usa swimming rules, there were new ones put into place, not for ncaa but blatantly would not qualify under those rules. so, there are legitimate reasons to the questions for this but have nothing to do with trance phobia. i think it is bad to just blanket label anyone who says anything short of you go girl as transphobic. not just for the biologically female athlete but also people who want trans acceptance because a lot of people have questions about this who have concerns about this and think this was not fair and who are not allowed to say that. that is not acceptance. if anything, that can prevent acceptance because it breeds a lot of fake. >> greg: i go back to my original point, why can't we separate the issue of canon

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berger's 8%. meanwhile popular chains like sweet green and potbelly have raised prices 6% since start of the year and to save money mcdonald's replace special sauce with special report sauce commit is made from bret baier's aftershave. i can relate to this observed price hike my soup was $17 yesterday. i'm not joking. which makes it far too expensive to dump my assistant cold. [laughter] it is true. meanwhile other companies are capitalizing on the price hikes and really unusual ways. ♪ ♪ >> hey fat ass are you tired of lunches that leave you stuffed and bloated? >> not really. did you just call me fat ass? >> the premade collectibles for smaller appetites. >> i think somebody has been eating this and why are there

matches? >> let's not worry about that now. just $83 per meal, lunch or bowls are one of a deal. >> you can hear him too? >> he was the one who gave me courage to finally barter my wife's boyfriend. >> lunch-a bolts they are for everybody. >> greg: technically due to inflation you will be worthless. >> what? >> you ruined my mother's evening. [laughter] >> you are still watching? >> probably. >> greg: good for her. she wishes i were her son. >> probably. if you are like the white me with more money. that is probably true. >> greg: i figured you being and the tech industry. >> i hear my tech business is booming. [laughter] but funny thing we will come back to that. we went this topic, peanut butter and jelly time.

>> you are asking the wrong time because i grew up eating peanut butter and jelly for ten years and then parents had enough to get lunch a bull so i stayed out of the inflatable market. i can't believe you paid $17 for food. does fox pay for that? speed when i give my assistant $20. >> you gave them change? >> can you give me a food card? >> greg: yes i can. it will be a punch card so every time, you have to kiss me. the temp kiss i get to punch you in the face. >> don't give me incentive. and i haven't been drinking yet, kat. do you even eat lunch? have pierogies gone up in price? >> body shaming and that was a little racist. >> film xp when i try to put

them together. >> i actually go to lunch. >> greg: are you beating more beans? >> and make them seem young. but i have -- i guess this proves that over the summer at joe biden's inflation was temporary. he was kind to write but that inflation was temporary. we have a bigger inflation. and it will keep getting worse. >> greg: it is going to get worse. you know, julie, they were telling us a couple of days ago, we should eat more beans. i don't know if that is a good idea for you. >> that was a married person is at that for sure. [laughter] >> greg: single people don't eat beans. >> that is actually a great idea. canned beans. i gave up many years ago, long before now. but i say canned beans is the way to go. i support that 100%. >> greg: are there any statistics you would like to

share, in particular can of beans? >> i think it is good, go spanish. >> greg: you can't spell lagoon without -- >> you and me, is that a "yes" or "no"? it is burned into my brain. >> greg: you can't spell lagoon without you or me. >> where did you learn that stupid -- >> greg: it came to me last night. >> so i would say as far as going out to eat, major lunch at home and -- that is another segment. there is that enough for you? >> greg: i will take it. but i rely on trace. trace, this is one of those situations forget solutions and just deal with it. that is what we always get from the liberals, the liberal spirit inflation, we can't solve inflation. you will have to suffer but we

won't suffer because we are rich liberals. did you like that? because the whole concept of this, people are coming back to the office. i was in manhattan a few months ago and no one was at this place on the corner. there was a line out the door. people are coming back. the soup you need to buy is 50% more. it is also more than dry cleaning. you have to get gas to get in here appear the lunch is $15 where it used to be $9 the cup of coffee and if you are on the edge, a democrat, moderate democrat, independent you don't like it. you are going this way. that is why the biden administration is freaking out blaming putin, blaming everybody because now are back in the mix like what happened? i don't care. putin might be laughing. biden is sitting in a chair tapping on his watch and if you are in the middle, you are going this way. and you buy $6 for gas. >> greg: how long before you see people in the streets

fighting over organic crunchy salad from protege. >> everyone on there always looks sad. >> is that how you pronounce it? >> greg: that's how i pronounce it. i think that would be weird, trace. but it might be good opportunity come inflation to lead to deflation ied less, lose weight. starve, that is what i say because i don't give a damn. spring break criminal activity re into a business. ♪ and building it with my son has been my dream job. ♪ at northwestern mutual, our version of financial planning helps you live your dreams today. find a northwestern mutual advisor at nm.com >> tech: does your windshield have a crack? trust safelite. planning helps you live your dreams today. >> tech vo: this customer had auto glass damage, but he was busy working from home...

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first historic round jackson hearing before the judiciary committee and they are her philosophy as well as why she was defending detainees. the second story hot spring breakers in miami beach. a state of emergency. times have. voting is closed. in surprise commit looks like spring breakers win. not even close. so miami beach a state of emergency could cause kids to run amok. they might: national guard or beer pong. the midnight until 6:00 a.m. curfew. and will quell out-of-control revelers on ocean front after recent string of shooting fueled by drugs, alcohol and sex. incidentally, trace gallagher's

three favorite things. i think we have a picture of you, trace, at spring break. look at you. that is when, back when you were known as trace gallagher. what is that? because that is my college football team. the university of san diego is where i was quarterbacked there. >> greg: you were a quarterback? of course you were. you were -- they glued the bright light that was trace and then died. >> man, oh, man. >> you had good hair. i looked good there. time is a cruel master, greg. a cruel master. >> you are still gorgeous, trace. >> greg: you guys, get a hot tub. there is no water but you don't need it to make your own. >> my wife is tracy so i married

a girl named tracy. we met and a sports guy sets us up. she sees me on television the night before and tries to cancel the date. she is like, oh, no, i'm not going out with that guy. she can't get a hold of me and she has to go on the state and here we are 27 years later. i'm just kidding i change my name a long time before that because my dad called me trace. >> greg: if you changed your name from tracy to trace and when someone goes why you go yes. that is a brilliant joke, you jerks. and i just came up with it. >> i didn't even get it. >> greg: you didn't even get it! >> i was under earlier brilliance. kat spring break has changed. it is getting more shooting? >> okay, i will give you that one. i will not be biased in this one.

i was a public defender in miami eight years. i lived there independent basically everyone that would get arrested. of course,, drugs and rock 'n' roll. and the city was tough to live in but it wasn't fun but i guess you need a place in america to go. you know, if you have a placement should be the international republic of miami. that place is not part of america. but it is federal them down there. on memorial day and labor day the biggest party of the year i would go on vacation. >> greg: don't do an air b'n'b because it won't be the same. people don't think that toilets are for to go in. refrigerators are not just for that -- you know, kat declaring spring break for a state of emergency seems redundant. >> yeah, look i don't like the shooting part. it is never party so hard that you shoot a cop. but think about it. it is spring break. people are coming from other states to come party in miami and maybe they have been on

lockdown several years and i think we should blame anyone we could blame dr. fauci. >> greg: i agree. >> this is the second year in a row they have claimed this and it is dr. fauci's fault. >> greg: julie i have a feeling you don't need a spring break because everyday is spring break for you. >> that is true but i was in miami in february and people like to party there appear the craziest thing i did was pee in the ocean i don't don't know where these people come from. i haven't celebrated a spring break in for like ever. so i don't know. i think it is sad. but i think they have every right to go party. >> the going to the bathroom and theo something don't come to visit. we are on different times of spring break. >> greg: you know know those are secret spring breaks. and blame dr. fauci and

joe biden because joe biden did the ppp? is that what it is? >> toilet paper party? >> greg: that is a joke. the stimulus, the bbb, build back better. >> then dr. fauci created the shutdown. biden and i blame dr. fauci. >> i'm posting. fantastic. you hate spring break until the spring breakers go away. on the beach, panama. >> greg: great spring break town. she picked an occasion to joke about caucasians. have chronic kidney disease your kidney health could depend on what you do today. ♪far-xi-ga♪ farxiga is a pill that works in the kidneys to help slow the progression of chronic kidney disease. farxiga can cause serious side effects including dehydration,

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>> greg: he made a joke about race and ended up with eggs in her face. over the weekend, the mayor of boston, if they have one, michelle who spoke at the annual st. patrick's day breakfast and her comments caused more of a stir then the spoon and kat

daily copy. >> this past was trialed by snow, fighter -- i'm getting used to dealing with problems that are expensive, and white. like any snowstorm, snowflake. >> greg: that is a good one. who writes the material jimmy kimmel? a shot at white people during a celebration of the irish. you know that fame the demographic of immigrants were second-class citizens of citizenry? she is worse than david duke at a bar mitzvah. and a child taiwanese immigrant and as racism when she makes racist jokes. but thankfully a room full of irish people too drunk to remember her comments. a bigot would say my hope you learn to listen for me about that. cash >> yes. >> greg: are you offended? i hope you are because we need one person to be offended or we don't have a story.

>> i'm not offended because i'm the only brown guy but i'm offended because i'm irish. so i think she was taking a jab at st. paddy's day and st. paddy's day eyesight everybody's freaking irish. >> greg: i didn't know you were black irish. >> that was sort of a live. >> greg: everything you say is not true. >> that is what the fake news media said. that is why i'm suing them all. >> greg: you are bizarre, my god. it is all in good fun, right? or should she be imprisoned? you only have those two choices. >> i would love to say that i love multiple-choice. [laughter] i think -- i guess i do a lot of research on this brunch, which i am glad i did. i want they are all supposed to make bad jokes as a tradition, whatever. she made a bad joke, tried to make a bad joke and it didn't work. it happened to me and i'm still special. >> greg: it never happened to me.

[laughter] >> whatever. >> greg: 18 times in this joke so far tonight. anyway... you are trailing off. >> i don't know a lot about boston culture but i learned a lot today. >> greg: that is good. that is good. you flipped the variables and she said black instead of white, oh, it would be a big deal. >> a big deal but listen as the irish guy, gallagher. in my family is boston irish. >> greg: so they are criminals. [laughter] a bigot would say. >> a bigot would say. and listen, you can criticize, make fun of the irish as long as you give them a gram, that is all you need. >> greg: where i come from a weed gram that -- don't get it in eye. >> always, like the theme for my life, don't get me in the eye.

[laughter] >> are we still talking about -- >> we are on tv. >> greg: exactly. [laughter] >> is this actually a televised show? >> greg: would you call this racist privilege? yes, no, the answer is yes. the letter a come i went to college, probably not a surprisd be, i know boston well. first of all a lot of people in boston and you don't upset the irish on st. patrick's day of all things. they are very proud. i mean i don't identify as irish on st. paddy's day. i don't get that will think you are either irish or you are not. but to make a comment like that is completely unacceptable. she looks like 12-inch needs to do some growing and maybe she will learn eventually. >> greg: i think 20 some odd percent irish and i don't care. i just let it [bleep] right off of my back i don't play by

anybody's rules. what am i doing? >> i don't know. >> what is the other 82%? >> greg: you know i'm 30 some percent -- i was not aware of that. i got a little bit of some other crap. >> it is 100% on interesting. >> greg: all right, shut up everybody! remember the old -- and how your memory reacts. ♪ ♪

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>> greg: does your memory become more frugal when it knows it can count on google? a new study out at the university of cologne very special order my body spray found we are more likely to be getting -- then a search engine like google. and realize our information is accessible so they don't bother to store it. more likely to remember how we access the info than the information itself. it is how i forget my wife's birthday because god come i hope she likes the thing i didn't get her. [laughter] kat come if we go by the study, you should have absolutely no memories at all.

>> especially on the internet. >> greg: yes. >> i do remember some stuff on the internet but sometimes i will forget what i was looking at it. you know, whose baby is this? why am i looking at this? you see your friend and the husband and some drama going on in their family and they do. in your read the comments and forgot how you got there? i'm picking up useless information on the internet anyway. i'm not reading encyclopedias. >> greg: no, back in the day when i had certain problems, cash i would find myself in a screen cable where all of a sudden 15 minutes i realized 15 screens open all the something very similar. >> and it wasn't certain sites? >> the internet, no it's totally real. >> the issue is people need to stop saying google because they collect data and you need to use duckduckgo. then people can't follow you.

they can't trace you. >> greg: tracy. >> but you can have 187 points and no one would ever know. that is a win. >> greg: it would have to be able to click to close all of those, am i right? when you are off out of your show, they should say without a trace. >> wow. >> greg: i knew him before you did. what do you make of this truly? >> you should go incognito. >> greg: sunglasses? >> incognito, an actual tab when you click when you do search engine. >> greg: just use a disguise. >> nido is not a good word. not to be confused, oh, my god, is it so cold when you are incognito? >> greg: i don't know what's going on here. >> he is preventing from telling a bad joke. i agree, i use google searches

to find men. if i were looking for a man right now hypothetically, if i go on google and you are easily accessible and easily retrievable, i forget about you and two seconds. if you play hard to get with me, which is what i used to do, more attractive to a challenge, then you remember that person. somebody is like dating. >> greg: that is an interesting concept, google should be more difficult, trace. >> who knew you could google man? >> i'm just saying man available now. >> the study a spot on because i tell you right now, no kid, nobody knows a phone number. remember when you had to have your buddies phone number or your girlfriend's phone number? my kids don't know >> i did that to my husband the other day. >> see, that's whole thing. nobody knows a joke or a phone number. >> greg: i'm glad you know no

jokes. little kids have the same memory as we did 90% of your childhood spent in front of a screen like u.s. me to remember what it was like to be a kid my think playground and creeks. same for me as an adult, by the way. they remember the call of duty and tiktok, right? a live duty, that is not memory. that is artificial memory. you don't have any memories a kick in the corpse, open the body. >> what? >> greg: you didn't find a party by the creek? everybody did. >> we just drink beer or. >> greg: we never really did that. we just murdered drifters and put them by the creek. and then we would go back. mi still on camera? yeah. super incognito. >> greg: i think we learned nothing here but you are right, when you search, you have to search longer. this makes no sense.

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>> greg: what a wonderful show. we are out of time. thank you trace gallagher, cash patel, cat crimp and i am greg gutfeld. >> hello welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, air raid sirens going off in the lviv once again. in eastern europe marking 28th day of russian war on ukraine. cranial forces claimed they have retaken a key suburb outside of the capital city of kyiv and