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>> laura: . >> i said to him sometimes i'm glad they want before because we really need you to win now. [laughs] perfect. perfect for now. >> laura: perfect. >> i'm jonathan hunt live from ukraine. air raid sirens wailing in the ukrainian capital of kyiv, also rock in the city. high-rise building, fires from shelling, injuring four people according to kyiv mayor. speaking to reporters earlier today 264 civilians have been killed in the capital's since
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war broke out. >> i very appreciate, for aerie in ukrainian soldier who defends our country. who defends our families. >> southern ukraine, this street battle remained relentless in the circled city still ukrainian forces have prevented its fall, but the damage and human toll is devastating to read ukrainian president zelenskyy 430,000 residents, some 100,000 remaining. they have often failed, meantime president joe biden other world leaders are arriving in brussels were highly anticipated talks are set to begin in the morning. and nato is estimating that
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7000-15000 troops have been killed since the war started. to put that in context of russia left about 15,000 troops over ten years in afghanistan. i'm jonathan hunt live, stay with fox news for all your coverage in the ongoing war in ukraine now let's get back to got fel. >> greg: it's good to see you will get the big news in a minute but first let's enjoy a blast from the past. >> my attorney and i are committed to making sure that everyone finds out the truth and the facts of what happen and i give my word that we will not rest until that happens >> the president trusted mr. cohen as his fixer for years he trusted him with innermost secrets i
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think that the chickens are about to come home to roost. >> greg: they did, those were the days, those press conferences were tough for her though because she kept grabbing the microphone with both hands. [laughs] because she is a star. once they were darlings of the media, not once in jail and the others in the poorhouse. he was convicted by a jury of 12 in which he has done with a group of 12 is available on vhs. i kind of miss him, which is why it's time for >> the stormy weather center center. >> greg: we are so clever monday stormy luster appeal against donald trump she tried to sue the pants off them are the because she's not used to seeing men wearing pants. but it is true she not only luster appeal figuratively but she lost it literally.
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the ruling has or owing almost 300 grand in legal fees i came to see how high a stack of $300,001 bills is. she said in a statement that she is sued trump against my wishes. something coming over the years she has accused a lot of guys of the very same thing the vip room and on monday she tweeted that i will go to jail before i pay a penny. which reminds me you know what today is? >> world math day. >> greg: it is what a better way to celebrate than to run the numbers. so after daniels lost the case they ruled that she must cover from's attorney fees which is 293 grand. so if the going fee for a lap dances let's say 20 bucks, how many lap dances will stormy have to give in order to cover that
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fee? is it, 3400, b, 8900, or 14,650. to give you a a moment to work on this. time is up. the answer is c, 14,000. that's more laps than she swam in the 1400 freestyle. anyway, she is gonna have to do ten dances a night for four years straight so take the batteries out of smoke detectors because that's a lot of friction. meanwhile, trump hailed the ruling calling it a total and complete victory of vindication. we want them for further comment. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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>> greg: i'll never get tired of that dances like someone who just got out. [laughs] true, this decision was made by the very liberal circuit court. they tell you even if the media falls or something stupid the law does and shouldn't. sure the press turned her into a martyr and a superhero, they want to believe so badly they made stars attitude grifters. a lawyer or even sleazy or than the expired star she was he was rubbing off. as a joke that i even want touch. but, we knew it was a crusade that is about as real as stormy's. vindication at so many permutations, the laptop story, not some of the is really gonna make claims about joe biden's
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moderation. remember when he was supposed to be the calm after the storm, now's the reverse. trump was the calm before the storm or the [bleep] storm. the economy under trump was fine, under joe it's a wreck. crime has exploded, wars breaking out, the world is less safe and more anxious. as we look into the rearview mirror for trump wondering if maybe our media was a tad too hard on the guy. a tad too hard. i think he started in one of stormy's films. but even the polls are showing this show trump with a 59% favorability rating but it's whole point advantage over biden. of course the media still helps him. they hated trump because he couldn't control them. all of point bullet or a marshmallow. no wonder they were banned. so where are we now in this post trump world, the media is telling us that we need to eat lentils, but our dogs asleep and
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give up our cars. gas is at six bucks a gallon in l.a. under trump the only stress was psychological coming from funny tweets and relentless insults. under joe, not scary words but scary deeds, we went from a president who insulted celebrities to a toothless doofus stumbling into world war iii. folks are protected and the citizens are. in this universe at least stars now pay you for or at least donald trump. no wonder he's always smiling. i know he gets gasser meeting lentils. [applause] >> greg: he helped introduce bin laden, former navy seal and coauthor, rob o'neill. his court calendar has less
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dates than a high school chess club. actor rider, comedian jamie lissow. she tells her parole officers that these are committee. fox news contributor kat timpf. finally reading his palms takes longer than reading war and peace world television champion, tyrus. welcome back from alaska. >> greg: iver query. [laughs] they are totally different. should trump forgive the debt will not be a gentleman thing to be in need of so much. >> i love it when someone has the resources to fight someone that's make an allegation like this because they don't always have it. i love the story, i love everything about it.
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not her real name. [laughs] her real name is sarah stroke a lot which is weird. >> jamine: for all stars you never wanted to someone all i may extra. never. would you in the last movie? i was a husband i just left for work for the pool guy came. [laughs] >> greg: there's no character actors. you know what i mean? >> jamine: i'm glad when something turned out the way it was supposed to and so it is enough to settle and pay for some of it in due. >> greg: rob, congrats on the book may go to number one. i just started reading it there is lots of advice, not just on killing terrorist, but other advice too like toad torturing
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them. in front of their families. >> rob: waterboarding is not torture. we talked about this in the green room. it's funny when they say that the plot is preposterous you can imagine where it goes from here. [laughs] you mention being in the military i've been to see on ships, afghanistan, a lot of places on behalf of a military on thank stormy daniels for her service. like my fellow my brothers laptop i found out he was in all of them. >> tyrus: actually feel sorry for her. she got played by that basket right there. note not to do it. nope. [laughs] he did some very bad things. he did some bad things he manipulated a lot of people he used her as a tool.
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kat? >> greg: it on the one hand she tried to make a living but men have not been kind to her. >> kat: again, this whole thing to remember how huge this story was? it was. i'm not talking about a or whatever. >> language. >> kat: he went to becoming a star to a regular star, he was on "snl" and he probably really like the attention but she want to keep it going that's probably what this is really about and i get it. i've done dumb things for attention too. but thankfully all those cost me only my self-respect, no money. >> greg: what's weird is that when this happened she figured that she would never have to work again and that's what he was probably telling her. there can be a star, now she's can have to work for the rest of her life to make that 300 grand
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because the shine has gone off her star. [laughs] how can you find anything in that? >> i know exactly we talked about i do. >> greg: i never thought it was in a go this way. >> you know exactly what i do percent of xena go this way. [laughs] >> de ever delete delete the whole segment? >> greg: were to move on. too many segments of next, persuasion turned back the russian invasion, probably not. thankfully, voya provides comprehensive solutions, and shows me how to get the most out of my workplace benefits. what's the wi-fi password again? here... you... go. cool, thanks. no problem. voya helps me feel like i got it all under control. because i do.
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>> greg: hops on a plane will bring peace to the ukraine.
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ukrainian president zelenskyy will pledge that the country won't join nato which will bring peace to russia. without that ukraine was already a member. they need russia's complete withdrawal. so far putin has refused direct talks. but he said that he is called no nato and open to discussion. meanwhile presidential bite and left for europe today for emergency talks with leaders who are still in therapy after meeting vice president harris. including numbers of russia's parliament at the next phase of security assistance for ukraine which raises the question how confident are you that joe knows what the hell is going on? why not ask him? >> you i feel good. feeling to be going to europe,
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i'm a soup on the planet tell you. i sleep on an airplane. but i'm going over there nato announce it's mine. i got the 5g. 6g, 7g, g7 do that i'm going to poland to meet the polish guy. now the case may polish jokes can't do that anymore. other things you do. as a or call the scratch and sniff you can't do that anymore that's okay. i'm asleep on a plan. [laughs] >> greg: rob, i haven't talk to it about this. i'm interested in how you look at this i mean you been ukraine you been all over the world. >> rob: they are in a spot were as president zelenskyy says maybe i can be in agreement that they make because the soviet union was between soviet ukraine and the united states they give up her stockpile would
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store the biggest in the world as a deterrent russia promises not to invade. so the promise is what it's worth but that has to be a way out of this at some point. right now it's either one side of the other saw that you don't criticize him or if you do in your pro putin. if their new baby is zelenskyy they probably have a 5-year-old daughter named police he that's what people do was a thing of the day. president biden has never made a good foreign policy decision with its president, vice president. he was against the bin laden radio want to do that. usually what he wants to do is wrong and i was had a horrible advisor around him to him bad advice. if it comes down to zelenskyy agree not to join nato they could save space somehow that's ideal. so far you've to figure that he's mentally ill insight about
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different parts of the soviet union there could be nuclear war. having said that i don't like how our senators are saying nuclear wars like a cool thing to say. >> greg: russian status if the create the path of the avenue out you can't yell and condemn people of things you can say astro go with you if the create the avenue what is the latest going on in your brain? >> tyrus: you text me i thought it was her movie review it's not. because you caught. and now the original agreement is now the new agreement but the crazy guy still passed off you might not go back to the new agreement. as the world of media won't shut up calling them evil in saying that is losing. owners figured out how the bad guys a movie work yet? day 17 of trying to their
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horrible attack they keep saying crazy evil all the stuff with guys ago on tv and say they're getting beat ukrainians are beating them, they watch the same things that we do and that just inspires them to do more harm. you don't publicize. you just do it. you'll put on instagram in the city with the nation that has umpteen missiles. i just stepped back and wait i told you. six months organ of that show called i told you so. >> greg: i think it's a great title for a show. it's an award show. >> tyrus: the i told you so awards. >> greg: we mention it. your half veteran. what's your take? >> kat: is a half veteran receiving a change my tot of that year. [laughs] not a contributor anymore i want half veteran.
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>> greg: thank you for your almost service. >> kat: this is a great point is some of that other people of said who said hey maybe we shouldn't keep talk about ukraine and nato, people would get cold pro putin are those say that you love russian you hate ukrainians you want them to die. like when actually what you want is not want to have a lot more people die at a nuclear war. and obviously it's easy right now people of the kind of job if you've on the other side of the political aisle someone they just hate their great but human life should be more important. >> greg: i'm not blowing my own horn but when this started i said that i don't care about the ukraine joining nato apparently they care more than i care so i don't have a dog in this one and what happened at the pro talking
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point for peace deal includes a b alaska back to russia how would that affect your life? >> i hate to say it that be quite convenient for me. [laughs] [laughs] because someone direct message me on instagram say it with a set about alaska and my kid lives there and it's very far away. be kind of cool. i was like my children closer to me. honestly my problem is i don't trust joe biden is a leader or things get curious nuclear war i just get scared. he was only dude that thought they should talk again in your benevolence like there's nothing here to cover. i think maybe he just want to go to europe one more time than we should go down or discuss the next week we should discuss immigration policy at a strip club in taiwan. it's like you checking things off is bucket list i worry about them. not to make fun of the guy but mobile hapless accent in the
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first time he said go back better. i swear to god that he said bread milk butter. i've allowed people voted for them because they like pancakes. >> greg: i do. i do love good pancake. silver dollar. that's also very good point. bring to a whole on that. up next does he really think it's a flex to define the fairer. focus. lavender baths always calmed him. so we turned bath time into a business. ♪ and building it with my son has been my dream job. ♪ at northwestern mutual, our version of financial planning helps you live your dreams today. find a northwestern mutual advisor at nm.com
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>> this is a fox news alert live from kyiv, ukraine. air raid sirens wailing in the ukrainian capital of kyiv, barrages of shelling and mild gunfire also rock in the city striking a shopping mall and a high-rise building the shelling entering four people according
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to the city's mayor. in southern ukraine the street battles and aerial bombardment remain relentless in the encircled port city. still ukrainian forces have prevented its fall. but the damage in human toll is devastating, of the city's 430,000 residents, only some 100,000 remain. meanwhile, president joe biden have now arrived in brussels how the anticipating talks said to begin in the morning. i'm jonathan, back to gutfled!. >> greg: to define a he or she does one need an advanced degree? but who is a woman she can't do fine. i it's time for what's the big deal. >> greg: what's the big deal something scott for defining a simple word that grabbed the media by their hairpieces.
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as the supreme course justice to define the word woman. >> can you provide a definition for the word woman? >> i can't. >> you can't? >> nodded this contacts i'm not a biologist. >> the woman is so unclear and controversial that you can't give me a definition? >> greg: additionally be a tough question at a bar after work. he doesn't want to be left alone what can i do? [laughs] so what is the mesh is here other than in-your-face women's history month? is she really not know what a woman is? of course she does. the message here is that language now trumps nature and needs to be changed if it whatever negative the left cooks up in our culture is broken when sink was a woman can be spoken imagine how absurd that would be if you need to consult biologists or any experts for the most basic questions.
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>> hey phil i heard it's her birthday that's pretty cool is that true? >> i don't know actually yes my genealogist. [laughs] >> yeah apparently. >> i had a nice time tonight have you been drinking? >> no, let me ask my hematologist. i may have had a few yeah. >> that was a great lunch you think has cheese in it on lactose intelligent. >> hold up let me ask my nutrition list? >> that means yes. and he says i owe him $20. and he wants to know if you can have your number. [laughs] >> greg: we do not condone beastie audi here. no matter how fun it is.
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>> kat: always great when you have to say that. >> greg: i believe you claim to be a woman under know if we have a biologist here to actually back that up. can we say confident me that you are a woman? and is this a big deal? >> kat: i can say confident me that i am a woman and she is one of those things right guess obviously there's a cultural thing and if someone wants identifies a woman i'll probably use she her. the same time you might go through different things that i'll never go there is a trans person before a trans woman were never to go through having a regina. you're not to go through the same thing as of regina, a woman like me goes through and doesn't make sense to act like that's not the case. i have a regina. >> greg: my identifies as of regina which is very confusing when i go to the doctor.
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[laughs] there's a lot of grandstanding at his confirmations and it seems like it's yucky, i find it yucky what you think? >> i just find it really confusing and even as i talk right now i'm worried about one of an essay because it's so scary. and then the swimming controversy is so interesting i was like tomato anything. i think people should be able to do what they want, but when it comes to competitions is where he should start feeling bad for someone who may be came in second, third place and maybe never have had the advantage. obsolete of the thing maybe you should be able to compete in woman sports if when you win you get an election. [laughs] is just a thought and i was thinking i should know so that by it. it's okay. i was thinking how serious could
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she really be about swimming. i have friends who would shave and stuff. you know that swimmers shave their entire body? it's white try to convince my girlfriend be competitive swimmer. [laughs] >> tyrus: just storm this whole episode up. tell mike to my stomach to my >> tyrus: unfortunately no. women are under attack everything that makes woman special and unique is being taken from them. it's very similar to the fact that it would say history repeats itself sometimes in a different way there was a time this country when african americans like myself we defied to prove that we were
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human it was logic that we were something less than were just so different now are seeing that's come back around were woman is anything but which she is only a woman can give birth to a child. there's never been on this planet a human being born with ovaries and because of this episode, a johnson. and can create life. only a woman can do that you do in a lab that's a woman in the fact that was really disappointed that she couldn't just say yes i'm a woman i know what a woman is but that's the power of the progressive in the woke because she would've made a lot of enemies for just saying. but what scares me that you're gonna be a supreme court justice. he backed down from that? would osuna back down from? >> greg: rob? you think she was just terrified of the woke?
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>> rob: she's on the left side of the aisle. the only hearing of the other stuff. with that simple that she can't identifies a woman she supposed to what the constitution says. one followed up that your biologists what is that? let's keep it real for little bit. you do you are of a problem with that but it's all this. distrust the science this isn't science is amanda woman. i biologist. >> kat: i'm surprised i don't get offended that she said it's biology that determines it. >> greg: that's a really good point. it does. some of them on a world it's all about construct. anyone can be a woman to your point means the fairer there i said it. fairer. come after me. anybody great i'm lonely. [laughs] >> greg: coming up white
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simparica trio. >> greg: even behind the scenes she is even worse than she seems. runs deep. a new book details the ongoing between kamala harris and joe biden and here i thought that they hit it off. according to the book the staff of both camps have butted heads since the early days of their campaign which explains joe biden's concussion-like symptoms. since kamala harris' duties has been limited which is on myself by joe biden's team and by the laws of common sense. her ideas are over seek diplomacy. the book also claims that first lady was mad that she was picked in the first place giving her laboring labeling her husband a racist. you should listen to joe she is a doctor.
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[laughs] there staff also disagree on a folk coverage she felt belittled by the image and used her staff to complain to the magazine. but joe loved it magazine editor said at the photo made kamala harris look relatable gets relatable in the sense that we all know someone that stupid. [laughs] so mean and unnecessary again all of these are just allegation maybe she will have the last laugh at the first one and 5 million awkward ones. tyrus we need her now more than ever? she is a comic relief, she's like a juggler, a dancer a singer. she entertains us. >> tyrus: there's something for us to joke about. they're stealing all the material and slapstick to go on the plane as the polish
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president if he can solve our gas problems they think immigration is a joke. they're stealing all this. they somebody who paid ever been in a van were someone paid to be the minivan on the do in their jokes and no one's laughing. and they think that they're doing so great this on the back is going like this. this is what we got she just went and laid waste to whatever good name we have and how he's gonna go follow it up. where would we speak in russian by june the way this going. >> greg: think i got that cd course 20 years ago when i got married. never used it because i'm a lazy jerk she is better she seems? >> she doesn't seem likable i'm so assuming you seem likable i have a drink with them but i'm
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assuming that their staffs are not likable either an amp to know even what they tell us because they're full of it. this and everything that they touch turns to [bleep]. if no, or in a dive climate change regulation before we die. the french and the media are helping him. they note this thing is wrong but they haven't done anything. >> rob: that's all they care about i just think that she's been faking faking it or doing other things to get to a higher point. you get to a point we are in front of the camera so much i think she's taken it seriously i'm sure that there are smart people writing her speeches for her but i'm assuming she's not even paying attention she can just goes out there and blows it. >> greg: solid everything she does is bad because joe is there so there's already bad stuff they already know i'm saying? i doing over there? >> i like to say that she look great on the boat cover. it's a great picture i sort of
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get it right someone take a bad selfie sometimes after a show i look at my state of my got a look horrible i'm scared that they're in a posted until some histogram talk and would like twopeople sing it? around the cover of "vogue" 3,000 people could see it. [laughs] what about the fact greg, no one dressed her up. she put on the shoes sit on my got a camp leaf is a peep picture like me like that. be five i could be upset if he was her and like her nightgown and she was asleep. >> greg: when you're familiar with that aren't you? >> you told me work in delete those. >> greg: when you're an amateur photographer of sipping woman you're discussing. kat is about all vice president's get treated poorly or she get again extra turbocharge? >> kat: not the shoes you wear
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on your boat cover is being truly treated poorly. especially because the whole reason was to make her more relatable which i get what you have to do something to work that hard to make a look relatable because complainant you don't like the shoes, not even just having your assistant complain for you you don't like that she was under vogue cover is the lease relatable thing ever. >> greg: yes that's true that's why i don't wear shoes on my photo shoots. i wear much of anything. up next did eating too many legumes land her in the emergency room? oh, yeah, this is my favorite story because it. the only ev truck that combines: 4-wheel steer a multi-flex midgate and up to a 400-mile range on a full charge and the only way to reserve it is at chevy.com. find your future. find new roads.
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>> greg: the diagnosis on her chart that she was too scared to fard. holding her flat should list led to a ride in an ambulance it's the story of the year. i put her in an awkward position. a brazilian singer which is portuguese for blame on the dog. so she went to the hospital with severe stomach pain only to find the culprit was an accumulation of enough gas to paro power geraldo's bentley. she was holding and because she thought she was on no parting terms with her boyfriend. democrats spoke about people trying to make fun of her. >> she said don't be ashamed to
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fard in front of your guy asked it's more embarrassing to go to hospital to be diagnosed with trapped parts, she said from now on she is letting them rip does many men will let them tell you which is in good advice. post automatically disappeared so i guess the story is now gone with the wind. your female is a story. as a summing that rings true with you? [laughs] in your life? >> kat: artie told you a sell a few more million people. yesterday greg came to my office he is asked me something it sows very short with him and thought i was angry so i told the truth is that i forwarded [laughs] pretty loud about three seconds before he appeared in my doorway i was like did he hear that?
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i was in such a shame spiral that i did not hear a single thing that you said. >> greg: i thought you were so paced off and you're just looking at me [laughs] with just horror and panic i said wow i said you sorry sorry i bothered you and i walked away surtax. >> kat: i have to tell them what happened but the thing is you didn't hear it so if i just played it cool i didn't have to go through all this. and tell america that i forwarded. >> greg: him to go over to the left side of the room jamie? >> jamine: i can't come and annex them not aghast colleges. outsiders like astrophysicists. imitate something greg. this girl that is so attractive
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right, i would break up with her if she communicated only by fard's. [laughs] it's ridiculous. like hey honey i'm on the way home from the grocery store you might grab something? [laughs] you move the text. she is on the about she's beautiful. >> greg: she is what you call attractive privilege so we give her. >> tyrus: this story is fake, she was in the hospital for something and this is the only thing they could think of. this is the story. the real story is bad. that's a big deal. so for some a history of or woman actually admit. does matter what it is broken couch is the cat text message.
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and of the world it's never them. while. >> kat: i had no other option i texted you and told to the truth than it even when i was under alone in the office i went underneath my desk. [laughs] >> tyrus: i believe that. was i supposed to do? >> greg: i think it's a beautiful story. the brazilian lady was lying she gave us a segment that will have forever. >> so many extremely important walked into his office said he panicked he try to breathe it in. [laughs] i do know if it works private even work but he was trying to negate it by breathing it in. [laughs] >> i want to go home. [laughs] >> greg: you know what i think it to going home soon because with a take a break don't go away will be right back.
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