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advantage of the wealth building power of homeownership. segregation, restrictive covenants, and redlining long denied black homeowners a share in the american dream. that inequity continues today. systemic changes urgently needed. >> laura: that is inspiring. greg gutfeld next. >> this is a fox news alert i'm jonathan hunt live in lviv ukraine, russia and ukraine trading heavy blows one month into the war, it was victory at it seemed for ukraine claiming it destroyed a large russian landing ship that had been used to bring in armored vehicles that happened near the port city, huge gains for ukrainian forces outside the capital of kiev. counteroffensive they're pushing russian forces even further from the city. >> ukrainians in the last
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24 hours or so push them back to about 40 or 50 kilometers away in the north of kyiv. but we are saying is the russians take a defensive posture, they are trying to go back into the defense. >> some other cities are being reduced to rubble in the embattled northeastern city of kharkiv, six civilians were killed and many others were injured. president biden meeting with nato and european allies on the table, more sanctions and military aid for ukraine but ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy saying they need more as he spoke to the western leaders via video link. >> to say people in our cities, ukraine needs military assistance without restrictions, russia is using its entire arsenal against us. speak of the humanitarian situation is growing more dire or especially in southern and eastern ukraine, ukraine now accusing moscow of forcibly taking hundreds of thousands of
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civilians to russia, 84,000 of them said to be children. stay with fox news for all of your coverage of the war on ukraine. i'm jonathan hunt come alive in lviv. now back to "gutfeld!." >> greg: how's it going? don't respond, i can't hear you. my new meds took care of that. let's do some news. when i look at the rubble in these bombed out cities in ukraine, i'm reminded some of the cities here, except our refugees are heading to florida and we didn't need bombs to do it, just a few democrat mayors who left the cities crumble into wastelands of hopelessness. if you brought ukrainians from mariupol to san francisco to live they would be like a screw this i'm heading home. things are so bad, that's the
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title of dana perino's new book. it's a sad fact of life, as you let yourself go it becomes easier to let yourself go even more, it's a downward spiral. baltimore, downtown los angeles, cat's office. that's why we make the cleaning crew sign a waiver. when you create an environment of low expectations many join in as others flee and if they are democrats they create that environment and flee into their gated communities. the people left behind end up with legalized looting and no cash bail. remove basic standards and you make anything possible. like democratic candidates for 2024, none of the possibilities are good. for the last decades we were told broken windows policing wasn't just ineffective it was in fact racist along with math and the trees, christmas, the nfl, and being white. the broken windows theory states that visible signs of crime, antisocial behavior, and civil disorder creates an environment that encourages more serious crime. by having police crackdown on
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those visible signs it reduces more serious offenses. you give residents a sense of pride in where they live. simply put, people don't crap where they eat and in places like san francisco, they need to take that literally. in new york city when rudy giuliani took over they used such policing and it worked. crime dropped, murder rates shrunk, the city became the tourist capital of the world, you never had to watch your back and les cuomo was behind you. of course that has changed under the left wing lurch known as bill de blasio who offended broken windows policing, crime has exploded. it's good for race relations, no people of all creeds and colors live with broken noses and broken spirits. once we started living with broken windows in the streets, it might just become everywhere. >> you got a minute? look at him as your boss has
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been brought to my attention i have been several complaints about your behavior in the office. >> like what? >> your lunch, for a start, apparently every day you've been microwaving your broccoli, fish, and a sauerkraut casserole. >> i'm on -- >> you've also been caught stealing rebecca's breast milk of the fridge. >> i just want to know what led to all this bad behavior. >> broken windows. >> okay, that makes sense. it sounds like you should be running things around here. i quit and good luck. >> greg: i said let's do a skit about broken windows policing. i should've probably been more specific or may be a few ideas, something that might have actually contributed to this
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monologue. but for some reason i found that entertaining. maybe things are changing in new york city, two dozen shootings took place at length 29 people wounded. suddenly manhattan became chicago -- in "a revival broken windows policy, they decide to crackdown on shooting, what a novel approach to law and order. alvin bragg will have them back on the streets quicker than you could say stab wounds, something where it has happened at "the new york times," they are admitting that there is a crime wave after all. first lay blame everything but their own progressive idiocy come at point to the pandemic, social isolation, lawlessness stemming from police violence, as well as a rise in gun sales. legal gun owners mugging you come itself list of the usual suspects for liberals it never includes criminal suspects.
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than they admit is not only gun crime that is rising, also crime isn't being limited to the places where police brutality has been worst. and -- in the times writer blames "a breakdown in societal norms." get the smelling salts because i think i'm about to faint. it seems apparently when people feel frustrated in institutions causing a decline in empathy, most of us don't commit crimes but social alienation makes some people more willing to break the rules creating this two-year crime wave. that is one explanation but what does it mean? i doubt all it takes to go criminal is a lack of trust. it's not like a cheating boyfriend who turns you into a lesbian for a college semester.
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it happens fast when this moral decline is seen as a public right, meaning if leaders accept that a homeless male living on the street doing drugs and harassing women is a lifestyle, then it becomes one. if there are no consequences go ahead and give it to your darker impulses. throw your trash out the window, punch an old lady, no one can judge your lifestyle even if it leads to the death style of someone else. tent cities and homeless encampments spread to because our political leaders so terrified of the woke lost the balls to set standards and found a dereliction preferable to policing. now smash and grabs her regular occurrences, that's because the number one rule in establishment media is to never judge anyone's behavior unless it's a political opponent. everyone else gets a pass. who knows? one day they might vote for you or stab you, whichever comes first. let's welcome tonight's guests!
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all of hillary clinton's pantsuits wished she had chosen them instead. former deputy national security advisor kt mcfarland. he worked for ellen degeneres and survived. tv writer and producer adam gensler. she would make a great host according to virologists. fox news contributor kat timpf. and he uses a parachute as a shower cap. my massive sidekick and world television champion tyrus! how are you doing? >> i'm wondering what i'm doing here but i'm thrilled. >> greg: what does that mean? >> we all do that. >> greg: everybody is getting up on me. you know what it is, we don't have our music. we stopped doing the music, it's
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solemn, it's a war time and now it makes us feel like we are a cross between npr and a podcast pickle everybody sitting around, it makes me seem even weirder. is that a word? >> it is. >> thank you. >> you want to talk about broken windows policing for "the new york times" theory that it has to do with social alienation creating crime, what you make of it? >> everything is everybody else's fault. broken windows is effective and i was in new york at the time because what happened is they decided they were going to get the turnstile jumpers, the guys who were paying, jumping over the turnstiles and running away and escaping through the sub subways. they found them and charge them and it turned out they were all -- had long criminal rap sheets. suddenly got arrested and i got
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put on probation. >> greg: that must suck when you go to prison and your bunkmate is a gang member or killer -- what did you do? i jumped a turnstile. you not having lunch that day or the rest of the time you're there because they're going to take your lunch break out and i know because i did time come. i have a theory, adam, would you like to hear it? >> i would love to hear it. >> greg: i think the reason why broken windows policing worked is it addresses the second law through the ofthermodynamics. that things fall apart, broken windows and seeks to reverse that. is that blowing your mind? >> you're like a scientist, like albert einstein. entropy starts with broken windows, then it goes to murder,
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then it goes to on the street. >> greg: i wouldn't put it in that order but i think you're right. i love the premise of the sketches you can blame anything on broken windows, last week you can blame everything on putin. >> the week before that it was all trump. >> greg: nobody takes personal responsibility anymore, there's an idea for a book. form on the cover and i'm like this. no more personal responsibility, by greg gutfeld, number one "new york times" best seller, tyrus. how are you doing over there? >> i'm maintaining. >> greg: that is good. will we ever return to normal if we are defining normalcy down? >> no, most of us have never changed, it's that 10% of the
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10% of the twitter world that is changing, they want to live in the external world and we want to live in the internal world which means we deal with direct problems. if my kid stole something i don't yell at walmart for having shiny toys. i punch my child for stealing. none of them have stole to my knowledge yet to. the beautiful thing for them and the prosecutors with external problems, there's no way to solve them. if there's a great way to sound like you're fighting it's. when the monsters had physical form, you can say the reason we have shooting is because of guns. you can't arrest the gun, you can't find them, there isn't a pack -- a pack of guns running down the street. we can dump money in that and we can fund raise for that, we can go after anybody we want to saying they support guns. we just want the criminals who are actually using guns and knives to go away but they live
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in an external world and it's very popular right now, it's a good way to build a career and fund raise. you just change the external factor. >> greg: how was your digestion today? >> you are never going to live this down. >> i was so brave. i met a lot of people feel better about their lives because they weren't mine. >> i think you got people to come forward. people haven't spoke to in years go i too finally felt better. it was a big moment. >> i too have farted in front of my boss. >> greg: as a libertarian committee of think broken windows policing is an infringement on rights? >> yes i do, i completely disagree with everything you said. >> greg: what a jerk. >> there was nypd inspector general report found no correlation between --
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>> greg: where is it, do you have it with you? >> it's on the internet. >> greg: how do you know that's real? i'm not a biologist. >> i do believe things like stop and frisk are an infringement on people's rights. something about me, i'm not going to let poop stop me from standing up for what i believe in. it's not just people rejecting broken windows policing but in some cities people rejected the idea of policing. even the violent crimes are not being taken seriously, i don't understand how that can be anything anyone could support but if you're committing violent crimes should go to jail for a long time. >> greg: i think i would agree with you. >> we agree there. >> greg: i'm glad we cleared the air. >> you're welcome, america. >> greg: rise above. >> thank you for your half
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>> greg: putin has a got fit for a rapper while his invasion plans ahead for the crapper. in the white house expanded sanctions on russia, meanwhile a recent poll finds that 51% of americans -- that is a majority -- believe the world is less stable since president biden took office, 24% say it's more stable, they also said as stable is a place filled with horse poop which is a great metaphor for this administration. we are told it's not going well
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for russia's ground war, we think. according to one report out of ukraine a russian soldier randall for his commander with a tank to protest the death of his fellow soldiers. it could have been a protest or maybe the soldier who was driving was a woman, a sexist would say! he survived and is apparently in a hospital in belarus recovering, he's never going to see this. we don't air in belarus. we don't know if this story is true, "the daily beast" cited a ukrainian journalist wasn't able to verify the story neither where we. and our defense we didn't try very hard, my staff is very lazy. meanwhile ukrainians apparently sank one of russia's supply ships and speaking of ships is 460-foot beast docked in italy might be owned by putin, russian crewmembers working on the yacht abruptly left their jobs this
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week. it's got a helipad, sauna, countless pools and solid gold toilet paper holders. they used to have those in cnn restrooms but brian stetler ate them. did you see that yacht? >> his yacht game is a strong. >> it's very strong. >> $700 million, that's almost a billion. >> of the people's money, this is why you have to love communism. it's the people's boat, i wonder how that works out? i'm assuming that everyone gets a turn driving the boat around. >> greg: i don't think it's a tourist attraction for russians if they give new that both you get shot. >> it's what socialism and communism is, if the people's boat, he is making sure it stays
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safe and you can't let everybody on at once so just him, i'm sure that's what it is. it is phenomenal, i'm surprised you don't see more music videos on that boat, i would imagine that boat would do very well in a lot of rappers and videos. >> that is so true, that's what he should do in his spare time. we have not spoken since this whole war thing, what is your take? may be more precise in my question. i can't tell what's true. there are two retired generals on fox, one goes it was over already, ukraine was already flattened, and there's another guy that i saw today go ukraine is winning, ukraine is winning we have to back them. i don't know what's true! >> fair and balanced. it's all about energy, it's all about oil. russia for the last 50 years when energy prices are high, russia rebuild its military, its
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proxy wars, and invades countries. when oil prices are low, the russians hunkered down, that have extra money. their oil companies and natural gas companies are owned by the state spoke of state needs profits, not because it takes that much to produce it but because that's where all of their income comes. in america our energy especially with fracking, oil and natural gas. oil is 40-$50 a barrel, our private companies can make money. that is the difference. now that the prices are well over $100 a barrel, what happens? putin is rich again, that is why he's invading, he can invade, why didn't he do it a year ago? part of it was the personality of trump but another part is he couldn't afford it. if you really want to deal with putin, bankrupt him. produce american oil, natural gas, drive the price back down to $40 a barrel and putin's
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broke, he's got to hunkered down and he can't go on expeditions on his borders. >> greg: our government should take over our oil industries, how about that? >> just as incompetent as the russian oil. >> greg: that is why i'm a great political thinker. i almost threw to tyrus. >> i see how you can make that mistake. >> greg: that was pretty impressive what kt just said to. care to add anything? you want to talk about the yacht? >> the yacht is stupid, i think a yacht that big is a stupid. it would just make you sad because does anybody have that many people who are their friends who will come to a yacht? i have friends i haven't seen in years because i won't go to brooklyn. i think i would spend so much time on that yacht alone thinking of all the empty places where friends are not.
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>> greg: i would enjoy the empty spaces. >> you don't need that, i think it is a yacht of sadness. >> greg: as a libertarian i'm disgusted by you because that shouldn't enter the picture. you should say -- it doesn't matter what you need, it's what you can afford. >> to be fair, when putin gave out invitations to the parties, not many people said no. >> that is true. >> >> greg: you work at the babylon fee which is probably the funniest site going right now, it's hard to do comedy right now related to this topic or have you figured it out. >> i think we can do satire related to this topic but you can't call rachel levine a man. >> it's also turning into battleship. >> couldn't afford to go last
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year because still paying off the toilet paper dispenser from ikea. now that that is taken care of. >> greg: i'm pretty sure management was happy i found a toilet angle. >> before the show he said we weren't going to go there. >> greg: i'm 57 -- i know i look like i'm 30, i can't change. what is that line -- can't teach an old dog new tricks? >> you can't teach a short dog tall guy tricks. >> you go to what you know. >> greg: and boy, do i know poop, that's my new book. i know poop, all the poop by greg gutfeld. i hire a ghost writer, we are done. castro to gastroenterologist writer ame my focus. lavender baths always calmed him. so we turned bath time into a business.
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>> this is a fox news alert, i'm jonathan hunt live in lviv
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ukraine, russia and ukraine trading heavy blows one month into this war. it was victory at sea for ukraine with its forces claiming it destroyed a large russian landing ship that had been used to bring in armored vehicles, it happened near the occupied port city of -- huge forces outside the capital of kyiv, according to counteroffensive there, they pushed russian forces further from the city, president biden meeting with nato and european allies on the table, more sanctions and military aid for ukraine, ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy saying they need more as he spoke to the western leaders via video link, stay with fox news for all of your coverage from this war. i'm jonathan hunt live from lviv, now back to "gutfeld!." >> greg: we are back. i can do the theme song. if they had their druthers they
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would erase the term mothers, a woke hospital switches from maternity to absurdity. evergreen health medical center near seattle is reportedly considering changing the name of its family maternity center because it's not gender inclusive enough. conservative talk radio host jason rantz -- i wonder if that is -- obtained a memo from the hospital saying some claimed the maternity ward does not emanate inclusivity. sorry, did you say emanate? it's birthing person- eight. it's one type of person who ends up paying child support, am i right? we are going to hold a series of meetings to come up with a new name, and till then all birthing persons please keep your legs squeeze together until this is sorted out but not all the employees support the change saying it would divide the staff
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like a serial killer at a sawmill, some are considering leaving due to extreme wokeness. the last time the movies i stole from the public library, only women gave birth ergo then again, i'm no biologist. although i love dissecting things, it makes time pass on the bus. >> the memo states -- i was going to ask. >> what is happening? >> what is in your coffee? >> i want to ask kat this question. you are a woman or so you claim. that was an excellent question. >> perfect execution. >> greg: thank you. >> give me your cup of coffee. >> i can't say i see this as being a great use of time. i looked at the word maternity
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in the dictionary and one of the definitions was providing care before and after childbirth, something to put it a good description of what they do there. mother isn't even into every definition, i think that they really should be spend their time on something else, i think this creating a problem that isn't really a problem. >> greg: interesting. madam, where you fall on this? >> maternity wards aren't designed to emanate inclusivity, they are designed to emanate babies, that's what they are supposed to be putting out. >> greg: i like the arm movement, is that how it happened? >> i am a biologist. >> the gates of the gated community. >> greg: as a man, i know exactly how this happens. >> it shows you the absurdity of the language games that the woke crowd plays. they want to get rid of women, saying women doesn't have a definition and they come up with this word birthing person which defines the biological differences but the term woman
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separated in the first place. you have to come up with new terms to define the same thing that the old terms already defined. >> greg: it is a mind virus which rhymes with tyrus. the war on x structure has been done to death, war on christmas, one easter, war on st. patrick's day but this does feel like a war on women which you talked about. we are reducing their value in language and in -- in a way. >> you're not alone on this, this is how the woke solve problems. did you hear about the woke bus driver? >> greg: no. >> remember when critical race theory was a big thing, apparently it was leading to some racial arguments by children on the bus, apparently black children on the bus were saying the white children were the problem, it was back and forth, blacklist them away to this, they wouldn't sit together. this woke bus driver pulled over, he had all the kids get
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out, everyone get out. i'm sick of this racism, black-and-white stuff, it's done, we are all green, everybody is green, do we agree? we are green, light green in the front, dark green in the back. that's how they solved problems. they take us on a long trip, we end up in the same [bleep]. >> greg: what do you make this? >> probably the only person on this panel was actually given birth. >> not so fast. >> are you assuming our gender? >> how dare you. >> i'm a contributor. >> look at how excited everybody is getting about this. >> you're right. >> greg: what is your solemn -- >> my expertise is this is all nonsense. i was going to call it something else but this is probably not the show to call it that. >> greg: you have not been watching our show -- we have to move on.
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>> greg: good old days, you know what i mean? the benefits of this fungus could be humongous, there's a growing interest in legalizing magic mushrooms as people take a second look at its medicinal benefits, it's also popular with mds who called their patients due to. they are being studied for potential use as antidepressants and even performance enhancers especially for performance is sitting through a four hour fish concert. at the state level legalization could happen sooner than you think, why? the risk of fatal overdose and domain or addiction is a fraction of that -- helps them manage their anxiety and ptsd, it could also be effective for people who work with brian kilmeade. [laughter] lets stop there because the next
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joke isn't that funny. kat, you have no experience and neither do i, but is it in important to keep an open mind? >> yes, it's obvious how much research there is that it can help with depression, can help with ptsd and so forth. but also i don't think that matters as much as the fact that we shouldn't be criminalizing a decision for what you want to put in your own body. i think you should be allowed to do it even if research just showed it was kind of fun. >> greg: i don't mind it -- i don't mind anything be used recreationally, including me. you took magic mushrooms in the green room, how do you feel right now? you are flying, argue? >> i'm having a terrific time. speed when i told you it would be great. it's going to last about four hours. >> i'm one of the people who thinks we should legalize drugs in any way, shape, or form. with the veterans it is a big issue.
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>> greg: i have to go to war? >> the suicide rates -- >> greg: but there's also overdoses on illegal drugs, sky high right now. this is amazing to my people can't measure this stuff effectively. you make it legal or get a prescription, it's a dose that is easily manageable, which is what you are seeing with opioids versus fentanyl, people are just croaking on that stuff. i understand your compassion for the veterans because you are a veteran -- >> my daughter is still a lieutenant commander in the reserve. >> that's a second time you've done that. >> i have a civilian equivalent rank of a three-star general. >> she's a half veteran. >> do the math later. >> greg: do you have any experience with psychedelics? >> i have never done mushrooms but i always said if there was one drug i was going to try it fascinates me. in l.a. i go hiking at
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joshua tree and that's when people try to pressure me to do mushrooms. they always said you have to go to joshua tree and do mushrooms, it's beautiful on mushrooms. i always tell them you know what else is people on mushrooms? your garage. the drive-through of wendy's, everywhere is beautiful on mushrooms. >> greg: you don't want to go someplace are not familiar with for the first time on something or you just be a place you're comfortable like your home. >> i heard you should be in a good mood. >> greg: don't be around people who are weird. >> you're going to guide me through it. >> greg: i will meet you after the show. tyrus, what are you laughing at? >> oh, yeah. one time but me and my boys were hanging out playing dominoes whatever and we sent a guy out for pizza and maybe marijuana, not sure -- he came back with a bag, literally -- like jack in the beanstalk he was supposed to go out and get food and came
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back with a bag full of beans, he came back with a bag full of mushrooms. you put it in the tea and you drink it, we would like this ain't pizza, it ain't green. so i guess we'll do it. this is dumb but we had for some reason in the middle of our apartment, we had this velvet painting of a river. i didn't notice it at first but as we walked across the river my friends would take their shoes off so they could walk across it, they didn't want to get she was wet and that's when i realized that. one of my friends went to walk and i grabbed him i was like you can't swim, don't go over there. it was pretty cool and then 1:00 in the morning i ended up in my underwear waited for people to come get me. after that, i was done. we should always try to find the good things in it. even a cocoa leaf done right is a good thing, things from the
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earth we should use them for what they are for. >> greg: if you come up with certain, precise measurements, everything can be medicinal. >> i wasn't getting my jordans wet, wasn't happening. >> greg: i think we solve the worlds problems. by the way if putin got a dose, the world would change. all political leaders should do shrooms, you can quote me, i don't care. i stand by that. >> they have to be in a good mood. putin's yacht becomes heaven! >> it would be painted tie-dye all the water would be drained. >> greg: you would never invade when you're high on shrooms. up next would you still buy a private aisle if you knew the owner was file? does it shoot off like a rocket?
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spirit was short on time, here is a story in five words. epstein island up for sale. >> i get this one first? >> greg: of course, what's the big deal? it's not like the island committed the crime. >> when they announced hillary clinton had the covid last week and bill clinton was
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quarantining -- a weird blue and white temple on a remote island i will hang out there for a while. i feel like you should go for it because a discount island, it's like if you buy a murder house. here's the thing, here's what happened here. >> greg: it is not the island's fault, it is not the island's faults. >> if you're thinking about it you should go for it. >> greg: i don't have 125 million to spare but who knows? me back at work extra. just work all the time, you hate your family life. kt, would you consider buying the silent? >> you buy the island, you get the guestbook. then you have a side hustle of calling all the people on the guestbook and assaying i have some information that you may not want public. >> greg: i don't think the guestbook will come with the island. >> how do you know?
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>> there's got to be something buried there. >> greg: there's probably a lot. you had to really scrub those walls and everything. >> you're good have to get a really good maintenance crew. you have to think about people still hiding in there, old senators and the stuff coming up in the closet, is it safe? kids dig in the backyard, we found fossils. if those aren't fossils, that is a body. it's probably a fixer-upper and i'm sure they have a lot of showers and there, it's going to feel dirty every time you go into any room. if you bought it from a burnett, reese toilets, build it again. it's just a lot of bad mojo in there. i don't want to go in a haunted house. but that's a pedophile house. wine glasses and aspirin everywhere because no one cleaned up. weird music, no thank you.
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>> greg: are you describing my apartment again? >> yes. >> greg: kat, what do you feel? i don't look at things that way, i don't see there is an experience inside of a product unless it's a murder weapon, i guess, i wouldn't want a murder weapon. i wouldn't want to eat my steak with a knife that stab somebody. that would freak me out unless it was scrubbed. >> i feel like it would be tough because you couldn't not think about it. everybody knows it as pedophile island -- i think i'm not going to go for it, i should probably buy an apartment first. >> greg: you need to work yourself up the property ladder. don't start with pedophile island. >> i agree with you, i need to first buy a property. >> greg: exactly. it's a warm feeling when you own
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something. >> when someone says let me go over to your house and they have gps to pedophile island, you have to explain that all the time? the guy before me but not me. it's awkward, you can't pin it and share it. >> this is not like putin's yacht. >> his yacht is fine, it's great, there's mushrooms. >> he's never done anything weird. >> that you know about and you're dead to. >> greg: somebody asked you what does it mean to say -- you know what you do? you build all these bike paths all over the island. i'm a pedophile, i love to pedal. >> your peloton dynasty, it's misspelled. >> i can't believe i'm the only person who consider -- i see the separation between the product. >> you would be a great lawyer
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the full benefits of turmeric. the brand i trust is qunol. >> greg: we are out of time. "fox news @ night" with the evil shannon bream is next. i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america. ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, friday morning is dawning in ukraine now one month into vladimir putin's war. ukrainian forces gaining in their counteroffensive against the russians, featuring intense fighting in the suburbs of kyiv. we have a crew on the ground with an update on the

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