pandemic. so to that end we are announcing today also that we will assist jamaica in covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery effort in jamaica that have been essential. >> laura: what? railroad. get your freedom madder gear, all american gear on lauraingraham.com. all for charity. gutfeld next. this is a fox news alert, i am live in lviv, russian forces bombing the outskirts of kyiv despite a proper to reduce attacks around the capitol. explosions heard in the antibody of arpine where rescue operations are underway, it was recently liberateeded from russian troops but it's believed as many as 300 civilians have died there. meantime kremlin spokesman

dimitri isn't offering progress following the latest rounds of talks between russian and ukraine negotiators. listen. >> the positive moment is that the ukrainian side at least began to specifically formulate and lay down on paper what it proposes. this is a positive factor. otherwise we cannot state anything very promising any break throughs. there is very, very long work ahead. >> peace talks are said to resume friday ahead of the delegation. there's little faith however that a resolution will resume any time soon, vladimir putin with his request for more help following a conversation today with president biden. >> russian is deploying new forces on our terrain to try to continue destroying us and ukrainians. we have to do more to stop this war and first and utmost is

weapons. >> and other to uk intelligence russian soldiers short of especially with ons and morale refusing to carry out orders and even shooting down their own aircraft. i'm griff live in lviv. now back >> greg: happy wednesday everyone, except you steve in pottstown, pennsylvania. i can see what you're doing and it's sickening. at least don't do it in front of me and put your noodle in the other room. so you want to see how powerful the media industrial complex is. watch thousand they create something out of nothing so they get everyone from reporters to politicians to washed up celebrities buying into it blindly. david copper field has nothing on them. i refer to the parental rights bill in florida. even righty web sites call it controversial even though the bill is only controversial because the media lied about it.

the bill bans construction to sexual orientation and gender identity from kindergarten through third grade. the only part i found controversial is the third grade. how about teachers of any grade staying out of your kids private lives you power hungeries. like my extra nipple the bill seems pretty benign to me. last thing i want to talk to a kindergartener about is gender. the second to last thing i want to do is talk to a kindergartener. and if anyone tried to teach me that stuff when i was that age, it would screw me up. i was still in the process of figuring out the anatomy of ken, and not the doll. the bus driver. but if this bill upsets you, that's on you. you're weird. seriously, are you really that passionate about kids in kindergarten learning this stuff? that spells creepy with a capitol k or maybe it is it's one big virtue signal. did anyone care to read the bill

the outrage would diane they would have to let go of the lie. so the media couldn't read it and as long as they don't they can say it bans the word gay. it's the media version of a jussie smollett hoax and frankly making assumptions about something you haven't read isn't just dumb, it can be dangerous. everyone all righty, sir. i didn't get a chance to read your chart just yet but i did hear someone in the hallway say we have to remove your appendix and testicles so let's gets the pants off okay. >> wait a minute. there's no way the chart said that. maybe you should read it. >> i watched don lemon tonight i think i know what i'm doing. >> what does he know. >> we may be doctors but he's on tv. grow up. >> you do raise a good point. i guess i'll prep now for surgery. >> greg: so you've seen don't say gay in the headlines because the media won. they pushed the lie knowing their peers were too lazy to check it. they were right. and what happens you create a mental illness caused by fake news when adults redefine

hysteria as entertainment. >> we're going to have a great night tonight, and for you people in florida, we're going to have a gay night. gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. gay, gay, gay. gay, gay, gay. gay. >> greg: wow. how edgy, chanting gay in front of a live audience filled with nothing but ultra liberal hollywood selects. what are you going to do next feed a christian to simba and mustapha? how about a dance number about raising the minimum wage. turns out reading scripts isn't the only time fix comes out of actors mounds. they're so pleased with themselves like driving a pre us to a private yet. that's what happens in delusion you think air you're showing the world you're the smart one when you're anything but. look at disney which claims ron desantis wants to erase gay kids an odd position from a company whose cruises actually go to

countries where homosexuality is a race it's banned. it's cheaper to virtue signal than act on your principles. virtue signal is the only thing that's free in disney. the magic in magic kingdom is how they make $10 stat for a soda. then there's actor ron pearlman who used the think for himself but now he's let twitter run his brain. apparently that's all he reads so that here he is going off on the bill. much don't say gay? don't say? that's the first two words in a sentence spoken by a political leader of a state in the united states of america? don't say? don't [bleep] say you [bleep] nazi pig. say. first amendment. read about it. then run for office.

you piece of [bleep]. >> greg: i get so hot when he gets so bothered. so clearly that is not a healthy man. that's someone infected with a mind virus that escaped from a disney lab in anaheim and spread by the main stream media. but he too is also a victim duped by to suck people like him into a rage. that's what the media wants, the more pearlman you get the more money you raise. you get someone to rage and you need another fix every day. and with useful idiots like him disney won't need goofy. maybe it will offset the money they lose on woke movies. important pearlman used to be in sons of anarchy now he's son of sam a guy hearing untruths from his dog pluto and the ability to interpret what's he will radio. all he gets now is free publicity. if casey's watching and i doubt it or he wouldn't fall for this crap because this i rehab for

people with misinformation. the bill bans talking sexual gender or identity in k through third or a manner that's not appropriate for students in accordance with state standards. that's it. the bill doesn't ban the word gay nowhere does it ban casual discussions regarding sexual or yep station or gender. and teachers, under this bill, they can't teach about being straight either. and that's the only group with no parade. >> period. let's welcome tonight's guest. she has more grit than a sandpaper factory, cohost of the five, judge jeanine pirro. >> just like your dead beat dad, he left the house and he's never coming back. former gop congressman and fox news contributor jason chaffetz! and she's been on more thin ice than brian boytano, fox news

contributor kat timpf. and his pocket square is a blanket. the nwa world champion tyrus. i'm hyperventilating. that's a quick way to get high judge. can't arrest me for that. >> host: i will a try >> greg: are you hyperventilating to get buzzed let me measure your brain sells you'll say and throw me in the clink and then cuff me and then --. >> host: who knows that will happen then >> greg: my brain goes to the dark places judge. has disney land become the playground for satan? >> host: the disappointing part of it now is for me disney is the place to take your kids and grandkids but now they can't say ladies and gentlemen or boys and girls they have to say dreamers. and by the way what is california, the work people in california, how dare they impose their concepts or their ideas on florida which overwhelmingly supports this bill that did not

for one second does it say don't say gay. and i have to tell you i used to love sons of anarchy. ron pearlman you just lost me. i can't stand you. you know why? you're stupid. stupid. i don't care how big you are, to go out and say you're a nazi piece of [bleep]. you didn't even read the stupid bill. you are a stupid >> greg: i love it. you swore. >> host: i did? >> greg: yeah. >> i quoted. yeah, and you're a piece of [bleep], too >> greg: oh, i'm not going to sleep tonight. jason, disney i think thought they could use their muscle on disney and he went ahead and signed the bill anyway. it's kind of ballsy on his part, he's just doing the right thing. >> ron desantis it's a simple thing and you know what? to suggest that -- where are the teachers in all this? come on. you're a pervert if you think

that teaching a second grader about gender identity is the right way the go. and i'd love to hear them make the uncoulder argument that they should be informing a second grader, here's spot, here's another spot, here's spot on spot. no, that's not the way i was taught. >> that's why i think the don't say gay thing was kind of their version of defund the police except defund the police was actually said but they were doing that to hang around the republicans neck because they didn't want to argue the bill because it's a hard bill to argue against. it's kind of reasonable tyrus. you have children. >> yeah. and the idea of a stranger that went to school for four years teach arithmetic or english to talk to my children about sexuality or any other morale dilemma, hell no. it's about the parents. >> greg: yeah. >> we decide what we talk about in my household. and it's simple. if my household was affected that we had a family member that was transgender or a situation

that directly affected my child then we would discuss it but when they get older just like you used to wait to talk about the birds and bees 14 or 15, your dad or in my case the occasional boyfriend would come by and say hey tyrus, right? >> yes, sir. >> talk about the -- oh, wait. but it was the parents' choice. this law should never have needed to be put into effect. but because we are allowing this small group -- and when you say the people of california, it's not. it was like three ceos and some woke people who have some own issues trying to push this thing and what we're seeing, window what we saw with rogen and spotify and netflix, when you stand up to them they go away because they actually have no foundation and no following. there's not a million people standing outside disney saying change it. it's this group. and if disney had anything -- right now, six flags, knocks berry farm i would start running commercials, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, come on in. >> bring your kids. >> bring your kids bring your

family and give an alternative. you want to go there and put that stuff out there find another place with roller coasters and rats and ducks with speech 'em pedestrianments. >> kat have you ever been to disneyland or disney world? you don't seemed like an amusement park person. >> it's fine >> greg: i feel like you can amuse yourself with a brain. i don't need to go to space mountain when there's so much space inside here. no? >> i guess. did i read the biller no nothing or what? to be perfectly clear, i am a pervert. i still don't want to talk to kids about sex, i don't know why you would. there are two words that concern me which always do are state standard. that's always concerning because that's not really the parents that's the state deciding and i'm concerned about anything that makes a rule for a whole state full of kids because all

kids are individuals and have different needs and it's all vague. we'll have to see how it end up working out in practice because state standards are never, you know, they never actually say anything. but, yeah, the bill doesn't say gay it says sexual orientation. i know these people are upset like if a guy has a picture with his husband on his desk is that going to make -- you know, you would only get in trouble i would think, it's also if people had pictures with their wives. because straight is also a sexual orientation, i believe. so, you know, we'll have to see how it shakes out. but i just think in general, less government in the schools, more options for parents >> greg: yes. well put. all right. up next, he said the glove didn't fit. now he it's opining on will smith's hit. i earn 5% on our cabin. hello cashback! hello, kevin hart! earn big time with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours. ♪simply irresistible♪ ♪ ♪

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>> greg: oj adds his $0.02 on

the slap between two gents, yeah about the murders he pleads the fifth but he has opinions about will smith. everyone still talking about will smith slapping chris rock and naturally is oj simpson taking a rare break from searching the real killers and golf. but does he think it was unfortunate. will was wrong but understood the feeling. >> it was unfortunate. i think will was wrong. look, i understood the feeling. >> greg: ha ha. having oj simpson having weigh in on will smith is like having me weigh in on hunter biden. that will be next segment. but it's weird. who does oj sound like. >> ron goldman that was her boyfriend. don't be mistaken and think it was some guy returning glasses. he was known to drive around town in the ferrari that oj bought for her. think about that [bleep]. i'll buy you a car, you're going to let another man drive around in my car. are you out of your [bleep] mind. i don't even have a ferrari, but

if i saw somebody driving my pinto, like the god father. and i'm not saying he should have killed them but i understand. >> greg: i understand. see, pretty clever oj but he did get away with murder. but if oj would have done what will smith did would they have given him life without. >> after what happened to me in las vegas? if i would have done that in front of a billion people watching around the world, they would have given me life without. i'm just saying >> greg: i'm just saying. oj saying the slap was seen by a billion people. he kills me. that's not a prediction, i hope. anyway, america is still divided over the incident, which is under investigation by the academy. a study finds survey shows that 66% say will smith should be arrested. while at the same time 62% think the slap was justified. so people seem split.

sort of like oj's victims. >> oh. >> greg: yeah. thank you. thank you very much. that's how you land it jason, you know what i mean? whose side are you on? i haven't heard your opinion, will smith, chris rock does it matter to you it should. >> jason: two thumbs up to chris rock i think he handled it perfectly. i don't think will smith should go to jail or they should prosecute him. i thought he was just a flat-out ass. you know, he had a crystal clear clean image loved by kids, loved by adults. but he turn out to just be a jerk about it and i hope he suffers. i hope that we get some sort of justice, but i don't think that's the law. but the academy, why did they have to take weeks to figure this out? can't they like gather tomorrow and just figure this out and strip him of the award? and how did the audience applaud him and give him a standing ovation, shame on them. they could have dealt with it

right then. he should have never been able to stand up and accept an a wart >> greg: i think the investigation will conclude that will did slap chris rock and it's definitely trump's fault >> kat: yeah. the richest thing about oj's whole little rant was when he said it was the worst to have people make jokes about me and not just that it was the worst to have jokes made about me when i was raising two little kids. it's like, if only someone had been around to help you with that. wonder what happened there. you had to do that all alone >> greg: to you think it's possible we're totally wrong about oj and he's covering for somebody in his family >> kat: no >> greg: that was just one theory. >> tyrus: i'm good with that he was acquitted by his peers. come on, let's talk about beretta. let's talk about that one. no one wants to talk about that one >> greg: i do. i love that case. they found him with a gun and everything, robert blake. >> tyrus: you know it's bad when oj is going to bat for you

>> greg: yes. >> tyrus: that's all i'm saying. i'm just saying, that's where you'll be like hey, juice, uh-uh. i don't need your help, bra, appreciate it. they can't take his academy award away. because they've got a group of we'll called them diddlers and pedestrian files with a ton of academy awards. >> greg: that's like a batman villain, it's the diddler >> kat: not that i'm aware of. >> tyrus: the rid >> greg: oh, the rid letter >> kat: i know what you've been watching >> greg: yeah. uh-huh. all right judge. >> judge jeanine: you know what i think >> greg: i know what you think. >> judge jeanine: don't even ask me a question lock him up and

throw away the key. >> judge jeanine: number one he should have been escorted out when he walked up to slap the guy. i think he's mentally up stable he went from slapping laughing to slapping him to cursing to crying. number three the academy shouldn't take two weeks, number four it is a crime. words do not justify assault or violence of any means. and i don't -- i'm not talking about jail. i'm talking about reducing the level of academy awards where it's not about will smith. and will smith has been unmasked. we see him as this here 0 good guy he's wonderful. you just saw him without his mask on. that's who will smith is not the character whoa see in the movies >> greg: i think we can start with the assumption what he did can be construed as against the law. >> judge jeanine: it is >> greg: i know what i'm saying chris rock is not -- what i have kind of guy can press charges.

>> tyrus: culturally he can't. >> judge jeanine: going forward chris rock is going to say i got b slapped so what am i going to do to build myself up. he's going to have some bad feelings about this, some trauma. >> tyrus: taking the high road. >> judge jeanine: he can't. i agree. but by the way you don't need him to testify. put on the video, charge the injury, send him into the jury room and come out with a verdict >> greg: yeah, by the way, the oscar, the academy did ask him to leave but he wouldn't leave. >> tyrus: but they couldn't turn his mic off. he talked too long and they play music and turn it off. he could have walked up there and been -- not to mention he ruined it for everyone else. samuel jackson got an academy award for his best work nobody knew about it. who got the award for best supporting actress no one knows because we're talking about this >> greg: attention congress has data from hunters computer. ...with rinvoq. rinvoq a once-daily pill can dramatically improve symptoms... rinvoq helps tame pain,

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>> this is a fox news alert. i'm griff jenkins live in lviv. russian forces bombing the

outsupreme courts of kyiv despite a promise to reduce attacks around the capitol. explosions heard in the suburb of irpin where rescue operations are underway, irpin was rooerntly liberated from russian troops but it's believed 300 civilians have died there. meanwhile dimitri isn't offering up any progress following the latest rounds of talks. those talks are set to resume on friday, there's little faith however that there will be a quick resolution to the war in ukraine. and according to uk intelligence, some russian soldiers short of weapons and morale are refusing to carry out orders, even sabotaging their own equipment. i'm griff jenkins in lviv. now back to gutfeld. >> laura: hello. it's time to see what's on hunter's computers other than creepy x and pictures of

hooters. great rhyme. material of hunter's laptop had been entered into the congressional record by matt gaetz. it's the most porn on computer since anthony weiner resigned. the fbi cyber division admitted he didn't know where hunter's laptop was or what happened to it. sounds like hunter, maybe this guy's on crack, too. >> you are the assistant director of fbi cyber. i want to know where hunter biden's laptop is. where is it. >> i don't know that answer. >> you don't know where this is after it was turned over to you three years ago. >> yes, sir, that is an accurate statement. >> i seek unanimous consent to enter into the record of this committee the contents of hunter biden's lap to, which i'm in possession of. >> greg: hmm, so what does that mean? well the congressional record first published in 1873 along with joe biden's birth certificate indicate is the official account of the proceedings of congress. in other words stuff from hunter's laptop is now

officially on the books as far as the government is concernedment so maybe cnn will finally start covering it. >> there's a lot of issues that the justice is looking into including of course this laptop that, on the right wing has featured a lot of stories about hunter biden. we know the fbi has possession of it, and that they believe it is his laptop. the contents of it are his >> greg: so they cover it as only the right wing is covering while they're pretending they didn't lie about it to win an election. he also announced he would be introducing legislation the spook who cried woeful to barred the security sclurnss of 51 intel officials who signed a letter saying the laptop was russian disinfo. i doubt they'll show the hunter videos from the laptop. >> we've avoided it too long it's time we show what's hunter's laptop. >> we have the disgusting videos

but warning these are truly pathetic. >> oh, gross. i can't believe we sat on that stuff for a year. >> let's watch another one. >> shameful. and there's more. >> enough. >> greg: kat that is the most disturbing look you've ever presented. >> i looked at it and was like who's that >> greg: that was frightening. you looked like you are severely deranged and scary >> kat: i am but i nearly don't look it >> greg: is it unusual to start seeing this story pop up now that it doesn't really matter >> kat: no, because it doesn't matter. it's like the drug stuff and the escort stuff which gets the most attention which i don't really, like, i don't care about that. or even like the firearms stuff,

like you can't have a gun if you're using illegal drugs. i don't believe there's such a thing as illegal drugs. the really concerning thing is the corrupt -- sorry, judge, it's true. if the corruption stuff is the boring stuff but it's also the important stuff, the possibility of corruption >> greg: tyrus, can i ask you something? >> tyrus: no. [laughter] >> greg: what i dumb question. all right. i don't know. what is this tattoo, i mean, you don't know but what is this tattoo business? i don't know what that is that he has from the back. he looks like michael scott from the office after a four-day bender. >> tyrus: that was like a landing strip, place hands here. i can't make it out probably a tribute to somebody. again kat makes a great point. we cannot get caught up in the saucy gross stuff. we have to focus on the fact that he was -- the vice-president was very much likely collecting money from a

foreign entity which helped him win an election. so we saw four years of russian scandals. so now we have a real life ukraine scandal with direct connections to the son who might possibly still be getting money from over there. when this stuff comes out, will there be an impeachment? i don't want to hear well, no, that would mean kamala's in charge. so be it. i would earth ra deal with kamala than deal with a corrupt opportunist president who's hurting the country. and this you have stuff is exactly tributes to what we're dealing with in ukraine right now and probably has to do with a lot of his soft approaches appear backtracking and what not because he doesn't know what zelenskyy probably knows and eventually gets frustrated. he won't give the migs. a lot going on so i'm interested to see how this bread crumb trail goes from biden to ukraine to russia back to the election

>> greg: tyrus makes a good point judge all the stuff they were blaming trump on about russian collusion and the wrist because what do they have on tryst is exactly what they have on biden. >> judge jeanine: that's what the democrats are about, they're always projecting, they're pointing one finger at you and three fingers are pointing back at them. the thing about the laptop is there is evidence on the lp top which i'm sure we'll never, even if it's entered into the congressional record, no one will ever get to the point where they say joe biden got 10% because he's the big goo i that tony bobulinski agreed that he got the money, flue the china came back with 1.5 billion from a chinese entity, who i believe his partner is now in jail. but i think the important thing is this. they took this laptop and they hid it from everyone. big tech, the democrats and the main stream media. 50% of the democrats who voted for joe biden said that they didn't know about it. and 10% of that number said that

had they known about it they wouldn't have voted for him. and in a race where it was 41-49% it would have made a difference in the election. and they won the election based on fraud. and i agree totally with tyrus, i won't go over the whole thing. there is money all over from the russian oligarch's wife who is now not being sanctioned like everyone else who gave 1.5 to three million for hunter. who's a drug addict. who doesn't want to give him money. drug addicts are entitled to money what do i know >> greg: you have to buy your drugs somewhere. >> judge jeanine: ukraine all these countries, russian kazakhstan all of them >> greg: do you think joe biden cares at this point. >> jason: i don't think he knows. i think he's oblivious. yeah, who is the big guy? the salacious stuff, the pictures gets all the talk but deals in china, deals in ukraine, deals in romania, deals in mexico, access to power,

paying people off, and i think one of the most egregious things is a hundred thousand dollars from louie freed the former fbi director blowing money as a thank you to joe biden's grandkids. that type of thing has not shown up >> greg: i didn't even know about that. >> judge jeanine: he put it in a trust fund. >> jason: as a thank you for giving business in romania from a guy that was convicted of bribery. >> judge jeanine: from the remain for head of the fbi. >> jason: these types of stories are not being told. that guy probably should go to jail and that type of stuff needs the exposure so good on matt gaetz for putting it into the record mannen pa i didn't know that. >> tyrus: you should probably check with these anonymous donors buying the art work, that's why it was made anonymous >> greg: definitely. coming up workers now exceed a test in positive for weed. >> a trilogy for copd. ♪ breeze driftin' on by... ♪ if you've been playing down your copd,...

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drugs roached a two decade high due to an increase in positive pot tests. in fact almost 4% of workers tested positive for weed. wait, only four percent? come on, america, we can do better than that. 4%? my entire staff is at 70. now if your companies testing for pot or testing higher than positive a change in attitude in workers shortages. sorry judge. so test positive for marijuana welcome to the office. test positive for covid go lock yourself a few weeks excuse me bag. so more people at work are smoking dope. speaking of testing positive the wall street journal reports many combs are encouraging employees to compliment each other in order to boost morale. that's your job? so kat and tyrus, i want to say here's a chance to compliment me. tyrus you go first. >> tyrus: how many f bombs do we have left on the show

>> greg: there's a limit of zero. >> tyrus: great socks >> greg: thank you >> kat: you make excellent hiring decisions >> greg: you don't like this stuff do you. >> tyrus: no, it was racist [bleep]. you're like the cool aid if you would have sent me a text saying i add the cool aid to your day and then there's a monkey, you're the roll in my sushi? who you saying that to >> kat: there was one company that had the staff the monkey of awesomeness. for a while they were mailing it to people and you had to mail it to the next person. i do a good job and i'm punished with having to go to the mail? why would you do that to someone. >> tyrus: i'm telling you right now gutfeld if you mailed me a monkey the ass whipping that i would hand out i would go out in what they call a blaze of glory and it would take six surgeons and a priest to get the monkey out of you >> kat: they're longer mailing the monkey they send pictures so people working remotely you work

hard and get a photo of a stuffed animal. i would be so insulted. >> tyrus: gutfeld if you send me a picture of a monkey the computer it came on better be real close. you can't compliment anyone anymore. do it they will find something wrong with it and you will lose your job. i was just trying to compliment them and woke sensitive people in this world? no >> greg: jason the other part of this story is about -- do you think 4% testing positive is very low for me these days. i would assume it would be higher. >> jason: i would be low in provo utah >> greg: are you sure? >> jason: no, that's what i'm saying i think it would be a low number. i don't know. it just reminded me of dwight from the office a little soft. i would love to give a drug test to maybe will smith because i think he may have been off his rocker when he did what he did. i don't know. i think if there's a problem let's solve it but just let

people be who they are >> kat: weed would not make you do that. it would make you not do that >> greg: exactly. the thing is judge, i think everybody has a drug in their system. it could be caffein. it could be adderall. it could be love. love is a drug judge. i love you. >> tyrus: see that compliment >> greg: it's flowing through my veins right now the love i have for you judge, and it affects my judgment, judge. you can't say judgment without judge. >> judge jeanine: all i'll tell you is this, marijuana is still on the federal list of prohibitive sub stances. that's number one. and number two, if you're on an assembly line and you're like, woo, and by the way kat you're right. i used to have, in terms violent crime, oh, he just smoked some weed. baloney he smokes weed. you chill out when you smoke weed. okay? so, you know, but if you're on an assembly line you missed this or you're driving

>> greg: fair enough. >> judge jeanine: that light's going to turn green in a minute, let me go through >> greg: i agree with that completely but i feel that same way about alcohol, too. >> judge jeanine: you shouldn't show up at work drunk either >> greg: exactly. that's why i don't. >> tyrus: he is good about that >> greg: i stopped doing that when they asked me, i said no, i'll -- where am i. that's what i said. so i think, you know, i think the world's changing, judge. >> judge jeanine: yeah, it probably is. probably passing us by >> greg: not me. >> judge jeanine: not you, me >> greg: you and i we kind of live close by, we spend a weekend. >> judge jeanine: yeah >> greg: yeah, we're going to have a little shroom party. >> judge jeanine: no, i don't do that stuff. i would never do that stuff >> greg: i think once they decriminalize it you and i will do that, it's legal. >> judge jeanine: i had breast cancer i wouldn't smoke that stuff >> greg: really? >> judge jeanine: yeah i wouldn't. my son said mom, it's your

chance and i said no, i'm not going to. >> tyrus: the judge to the bitter end man, there's no way >> greg: oh, man. do you have any painkillers. >> tyrus: an idiot would say >> greg: thank you. i want to compliment you. >> tyrus: thank you >> greg: i won't. up next, his fans feel sadness that he cancelled due to march madness.

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>> greg: as usual in this e block we are a running out of time so here's this story in five words. church cancels show for basketball. so, i don't know, judge, i guess eric church, i don't know who he is? country singer? >> judge jeanine: yeah, right >> greg: he cancelled his sure i'm sure he's great. he attended a unc duke basketball game. he ditched his fans. >> judge jeanine: it was disgusting. if i bought a ticket -- apparently when he decided to cancel show because he wanted to go to the game, one of the final fours, he didn't even tell fans like, well, you know, i'll reschedule. selfish >> greg: yeah, it hasn't happened yet. >> tyrus: no, not mad at him at all not even a little bit >> greg: why? >> tyrus: duke against north carolina the first time ever and coach krzyzewski's possibly last

game ever. if i was getting married i would be like listen i love you but. >> judge jeanine: it's that big. >> tyrus: it's that big >> greg: and your wife is in the audience. >> tyrus: i'm joking. now i'm in trouble. thanks. the point is, i get it. but he should have not just issued refunds but gave them a new date for the concert >> greg: he tried to give refunds. >> tyrus: he has to be there but if he was a real old g he would have flown in seen the game and did the concert because rock and roll is three hours >> greg: true. kat i don't know anything about country music or the sport >> kat: no i was just thinking which event would i hate to go to more. i don't know anything about this guy, never even heard of his name. i have heard of basketball, so i got that going for me. i mean, i guess at least he told the truth. but, yeah, it's like, it's kind

of hard to get a job as a country singer and then you get that job and you're like, you know what? i don't want to go to work because i want to go to a basketball game. i guess people who like this guy might be pretty madman man yeah, how ironic jason his name is church iethe church of basketball. the church of basketball >> jason: go duke go i think duke's going to win anyway and he'll be sorry. but i feel like those people who shelled out a week's worth of money to buy those tickets, i'm sure they weren'tr weren't cheap and he doesn't show up? i don't know they're fans anymore >> greg: i have a theory. he thought his show would be empty because everybody would be at the game or watching the game. >> judge jeanine: conspiracy. >> tyrus: no, gutfeld, it was in texas. there's no such thing as an empty country music concert in texas >> greg: what is wrong with me? all my friends like country music. why can't i understand it? it's like, i've tried >> kat: every song sounds be

exact same >> greg: they'll say that about my music too they'll say metal or punk sound the same so there has to be something about the wiring of the brain. >> tyrus: no country music is about feelings, relationships and friends, and you. >> judge jeanine: and god, america and culture. >> tyrus: and you are very a person -- you're very into gutfeld so i lost my girl to my brother you would be like well that's your fault you should have done this. there's no monday logs in country music >> greg: that would be a great idea where you do country music appear blame everybody for their problems. >> judge jeanine: they don't do that. they're all great. how about george straight >> greg: i do like george straight and old johnny cash and some of the old but even -- larry gatlin i have to say that or he'll slow something at me clint black. >> tyrus: john rich >> greg: john rich. but they know i talk to them about it and i don't understand it. >> judge jeanine: why don't you listen to it >> greg: i tried

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>> greg: as usual, great show! thanks to judge jeanine pirro, jason chaffetz. "fox news @ night" with evil shannon bream it. i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, shelling and artillery firing as russia's about the pullback while they appeared to just talk. new developments in the hunter biden saga tonight. "the washington post" now authenticating thousands of