by that we were hearing from ukraine's president right now saying that the situation south of ukraine is getting a little dicey which remains extremely difficult there's an interview with president zelenskyy tomorrow that should be very, very revealing. in the milne meantime we are done in the five is now. ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: along with geraldo rivera, jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. that's her name [laughs] it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. ♪ ♪ president joe biden has a solution to americans gas prices blame everyone but himself, after ordering the release of 1 million barrels of oil per day from the strategic reserve the

president obsessing over vladimir putin. >> his war is imposing the pack crisis and democracies around the world. the start of this year -- was about $3.30 a gallon, today is about average for 20, 422. the reason for that it's because of vladimir putin's war. many continue to use every tool at my disposal to protect you from their price hike. it's not time for politics. >> jeanine: when he wasn't pushing the talking point the president was busy demonizing american oil companies. >> but some companies have been very blunt, they don't want to increase supply because lender pollutants price hikes inc. makes higher profits. it's time to step up for the good of your country, the good of the world to invest in the media production that we need to respond to vladimir putin. >> jeanine: there is a huge problem for president biden.

they fault him and at least 6% blame russians invasion of ukraine. all right, it seems as though the americans really understand what is going on here that they're very intuitive, that joe biden can push as much as he wants, but is again a work? >> greg: i think he assumes that everyone is as forgetful as he is. we know what inflation was like before the war, it was soaring. sure the war didn't help it but it was on its way up, way before vladimir putin went into ukraine. i think what ticks me off about this is the constant refrain of the vladimir putin the price hike it means that the white house is more concerned and spends more time with creating handy slogans that actually handling the problem of inflation, the nature of inflation doesn't really affect them because it's not a problem when you're in power or wealthy, but the messaging is we talked

about -- thank you very much. said that it's a messaging problem, that's all it is. it's everything that you need to hear about the left is that nothing is a problem until it has to do with your political power. inflation hurts the poor but it's a problem only if it helps both. it's only really a problem if the anacostia election, so all of this that you're seeing right now is not about morality, it's about messaging, and that is disgusting because we could. it's all everything, we should stop talk about politics. dude, you're the only one who's politicized this, no one else's. nobody cares about the messaging, they just want to get there their bread and milk down. >> jeanine: they don't get that tax hike which basically is inflation. do they have time to turn its aroma for the midterms? >> dana: i know you like those, when you hear that there is a problem anywhere with a company or at the white house or wherever it might be, 99% of the

time it is not, it's very frustrating to the communicators because if you get the facts as better policies you can fix a p.r. problem that's how it works. just this week president joe biden called for 11 new taxes on american energy. his price hike, you can get more of a price hike and putting more taxes on energy and gas. it's another p.r. move that will actually. the other thing that bothers me and i like to analogy. >> greg: permission granted. >> dana: the strategic petroleum preserve having it, and the white house try to say that that's an accomplishment. that's like trying to get credit for paying off your credit card bill by taking out a loan. and there's no plan to replace it, i'll tell you one other thing since 2,020 the republicans put forward a plan under president trump to refill the strategic petroleum reserve because gas prices they were at brecher lowe's. chuck schumer the democratic leader at the time said he was

proud to be the one to kill it. okay, so now they're announcing to take a million barrels out we is 25 million, sorry more than that. it's a drop in the bucket, they've announced no plans to refill it, it supposed to be for an emergency. >> jeanine: with regard to that, they're talking about a million barrels a day which apparently is 1.3 million barrels below what we were when donald trump was in office and in november we had the reserve and then again in march we had the reserve, gas prices went down for a minute and then they flew up again what good does it do? >> jesse: when donald trump wanted to restock the reserves oil was at $24 a barrel. that would've been the best time to restock the stockpile and now he is going to shed about a third of the stockpile, hundred and 80 million to

560 million barrels acyl stock. were letting go of a third of it someone is gonna have to replenish that, it's never going back down to 20 for the next couple of years sober enough to pay more money. they did this big speech, this a work to do everything we can here in america to drill domestically. the very next day, oil prices on the world market went down $10, it was just on that speech, and that's which president joe biden doesn't understand you to send a signal to the producers in the market that we are in there for the long term. joe biden signal to oil and gas is that were putting out a business, and that's really bad for business. this is how stupid joe biden is now the were on that subject you can't just hop from lily pad to lily pad. oh, we have an energy crisis. that's 1% of the cars on the road that are electric vehicles,

only 12% of our energy consumption is renewable, it's not that easy that you can just flip it over like that. he needs to figure this out because as you pointed out earlier in your question, this is a $5,000 a year tax hike on the american people, not just making minimum wage you're getting hit with a $5,000 a year tax hike from joe biden. >> jeanine: one of the problems that i miss you? yeah i kind of missed you. i'm glad you're back i'm glad the viewers are glad your back too. let's talk about the lease lands that they have, joe biden is now talking about penalizing people that have leases on some of the oil reserves because he says they don't drill for oil organ to punish them. >> geraldo: use it or lose it what's wrong with that? you build the road wide get the

lease? >> jeanine: when president joe biden ran for office he wanted to destroy the oil and gas industries. so they have to get permission. >> geraldo: i can see that this is the very worst time for democrats to go to their climate advocates and cut down on the production of hydrocarbon, timing is everything in life and in politics. i think i can see that. also i have a rule that the higher the price of gas, the lower the popularity of the president, there's an inverse relationship and now you are seeing the price of gas going up, the president's popularity is sinking. in terms of what is going on with energy, you really need now to understand the strategic petroleum reserve. there is 1.4 billion barrels just in the part that the government controls, plus another 3 billion barrels and

there the private sector controls. so when you talk about 1 millior hundred and 80 days, that's a drop in the bucket out of the strategic reserve, what they're trying to do is the get the oil traders so they stop speculating because of their speculation i maintain even though the oil industry gets a free ride, i maintain that they are manipulating the price, they are taken advantage of the situation right now. and they are exacerbating it to make the oil companies the victims is absurd. >> jesse: eyes. >> geraldo: i don't use oil or in my hair. >> jeanine: joe biden things that woke corporations know best and sided with disney over the fight of parental

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president standing by the company as it feuds the florida rights bill. >> we know it's hard when there are those out there who don't respect you, for example the onslaught of anti-transgender state laws, attacking you and your families are simply wrong. this administration is standing up against all of these hateful bills. >> dana: a disney employee is speaking out against the company saying a silent majority of employees support the no law that includes classroom instruction for sexual orientation for third grade or younger. >> a lot of disney cast members voted for our state legislature. these are duly elected members of florida, hauser presented of who passes bill, subject to the governor and then the governor has to stand for companies like my disney. squeaky wheel gets the grease and a small minority within the walt disney company as part of the lgbtq community are skimming the loudest to be the most

vocal. standing firm despite the backlash. >> in the state of florida parents have a fundamental role in the education, health care and well-being of their children, we will not move from that, i don't care what corporate media outlets say i don't care what hollywood says, i don't care what big corporations say, here i stand i'm not backing down. >> dana: and some ways it feels like president joe biden always want to keep going after him like at some proxy war for the 2,024 election. >> jeanine: i don't think that this is any question it is a proxy war. there's many states targeting this very issue and it's not the don't say law we talked about this yesterday this is about parental rights in education. i read the bill, the word is not in the bill. president joe biden and all that

strength in the department of justice it says that he's gonna monitor the florida law to make sure that there are no civil violations, you tell me there's a civil rights violation with a 5-year-old to an 8-year-old, no teacher has the right to discuss with any child between the ages of 5-8. i don't want them to talk about orientation, gender identity, or anything like that. that's up to the parent the amazing thing is that 52% of the democrats in florida agree with this stance. so this is just fundamental garbage on the part of the left, i have to say one more thing president joe biden's support of minors getting gender changes with government support, and allison of this. including, bottom surgery on minors, on minors. he is in support of that, i don't know if the frontal lobe is even developed to that point. >> dana: we haven't had your

thoughts on this topic yet. >> geraldo: in transition [laughs] that wasn't an analogy or upon i promise. [laughs] >> greg: i will not detonate you geraldo. >> geraldo: with all due respect i see presidential ambition oozing out of him, just to think that he is passing laws that have to do with educating children really creeps me out. josh creeps me out, ted cruz creeps me out. >> greg: there actually creeps though there just people who want to talk is about. >> geraldo: i think sex education is very important, let me make my point because i think it's very poignant if i do say so myself. i grew up without the biggest news refers news of this phenomenon at least a polite society, she is from the bronx

so was a big story, big story locally and then of course in 1976, bruce jenner comes the athlete in the world and it becomes caitlyn jenner soon to be. they moved it into the center stage. still, i was queasy about exactly that you raise so eloquently is usually do about teaching kids about the stuff. sadly my dear niece elizabeth died a couple weeks ago so in a big funeral you bring in the nieces, the cousins, the cousins once removed, unbeknownst to me or maybe was in the corner of my mind of a grandniece and a grandnephew or both transgender i had no idea of this. >> jeanine: how old are they? >> dana: what is the point?

>> geraldo: is a transition process is not just p.r. is my point. >> dana: but what geraldo just talked about is about 20 different issues into one. this particular bill and this particular bill says which is quite specific and not talk about transgender. >> jesse: you don't want to state employee dragging a 6-year-old through that process that they think they may or not be going through geraldo, let me tell you when you're five years old you don't know what you're doing. you're trying not to what your pants. [laughs] joe biden said this today which i know that he doesn't know what it means. he said the words transgender, nonbinary, and gender nonconforming. he doesn't know what those words mean, i barely know what those words mean in the american people i know has no idea what those words mean. i do think kindergartners should know what those words mean or do know. pansexual, transsexual, the

difference, you want to kindergartner being taught by a stranger, remember these aren't family members geraldo. public health starts in fifth grade. why does education -- and public school in florida it starts in fifth grade. this is what this is about our very own stupid son of a gun. do you feel comfortable with your grandchild learning about in school at kindergarten a man who was born, absolutely no way and if the president says yes. >> geraldo: you rather have a politician right -- >> jesse: i want the parents to tell the kids what they want to know. when i'm not in the room describing something that's an appropriate for a 6-year-old. do you agree with me?

>> dana: the left thinks that don't say is very clever and i think all the media saying it. but most people in america here are for parental rights. >> greg: at letting parents have this conversation as opposed to a teacher on tick-tock is not disrespectful to gay people or trans-people, is just common sense. i would ask the question, why would you feel so strongly about discussing with a 4-year-old, or a 5-year-old if you feel that strongly then you should do it right? if yes you have the guts to do that, or you want to do that go for it, but no one will do it. they don't upset the woke right? by the way this bill is not, it's not straight, it's by, it has bipartisan support. it's the most bisexual thing you're gonna find in politics. if he calls as a political attack, he can't see the moral

forest for the political trees. he instead completely dismisses parental choice, parental rights, remember they were called terrorist? you didn't read the bill, it's like the blind and brace that he has for the fine people and -- it tells you everything you need to know about this sad presidency. joe biden is vacant hardware waiting for someone to insert the software, unfortunately that the people who are inserting the software are the most woke progressives around. he's an empty vessel, that is given the program and then he spews out those words and he has no idea. that investigation were still in the process of that investigation. >> jeanine: if they put books and libraries that are basically for children that are basically. you seen it and i've seen it.

>> greg: you would not want to teacher with blue hair pierced all over the face coming to your grandkids and going you know what i'm in tell you about the pp and how you can have that. [laughs] >> dana: can add one other thing? for the floating law. serving up yet another word salad for lunch. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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another one of her now notoriously scrambled responses which are critics have taken to calling a word salad, the vice president was meeting with the jamaican prime minister for example when she learned of this out. >> jamaica one of the issues that has been presented as an issue which is economic in the way the impact during the pandemic. so to that end, we are announcing that they also that we will assist jamaica and covert recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery and jamaica that has been essential to believe what is necessary to strengthen not only the issue a public health, but also the economy. [laughs] [laughs] >> geraldo: she just had the apps. >> dana: i don't think so uneven with the gibbs r. >> geraldo: dominic if that is the case how do you become we get to be where you are the

>> dana: basically it ends up looking like the bottom of the mississippi goes in like 40 different directions it's impossible to do. all she had to do to not be considered the worst vice president in history is nothing. do no harm that is role the vice president if you can help great but don't cause any problems, don't be somebody that can be basically lampooned. if the owner of "saturday night live" will do some about this judge. >> geraldo: essay again last week. >> dana: this will be 30 vice presidents in history that are numbered by anything in a totally fine with that. i'm afraid in the situation i don't see how this can get any better. >> geraldo: for the current vice president? >> greg: how old do i look?

you know that hold him against that all the time. [laughs] he made a terrible doctor can you imagine the diagnosis? you know, harris needs? she needs a significant passage of time in between her gaps so that there are more significant patches of times between her gaps there are significant given the insignificant passage of time. an algorithm like a sense generator we just insert 4-5 words and see what you get a mic you do all day. yes. a biblical reference. >> geraldo: needing the escape goat for the joe biden administration. >> jesse: who cares geraldo him and help her and she needs help right now. she just saying that you want the country to help jamaica

after jamaica i'm ten to help economically. you don't have to say was 70 words i hear what's going on. she's not comfortable with herself, she's a prosecutor she's not a politician. speak like a prosecutor, get to the point, prosecutors just nail it they don't have to sound like a diplomat like lincoln or mayor pete which speech is like a bureaucrat we don't talk like that, just be yourself, shoot straight, speak from the heart but she is handed words and sentences that are gobbling lube from his young 30-year-olds, master degrees and she's just reading it and she's trying to be someone she's not. she needs to take a little hike, maybe take a few days off, maybe a vacation, find yourself and then re-center and come back. you know he can get a psychedelic experience. that's why looked at you greg. >> greg: i'm well aware and it

works. [laughs] >> geraldo: can you show us? >> greg: also you later. [laughs] 's before i don't need a question, here's the bottom line. >> jeanine: did the vice president of united states of america, to me the greatest country in the world. it's not her people given her word salad i would not let this woman out of whatever the hell she is unless she could write down on a piece of paper what she is going to say. she should not bail that out, kamala harris would you gonna say? and by the way when i saw the video said all this must be an old one this can't be new. it's new, she keeps coming out and embarrassing herself, but she is embarrassing not only the united states, but every woman who is try to get ahead. people in the west wing. >> jesse: she embarrassed

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>> jesse: that comes as we get conflicting reports about whether will smith was asked to leave the oscars after the slap attack. the academy says they told him to get out, tmz reports that will smith was never asked to leave, a producer told him he could stay. geraldo human had a shot at this area to >> geraldo: i have not. >> jesse: what are your thoughts on the slap in the reaction? >> geraldo: when i saw it i was stunned i thought my god will smith is channeling the old geraldo show. then greg gutfeld would be back immediately and said it was made about you. [laughs] then as minutes passed the feed from australia and japan became available on twitter you could hear him say don't get my names out of your mouth et cetera, et cetera. i said while will smith is great going to the defense of his

wife, it's wonderful, and then he wins the academy award. so it's his night, it's his one night he avenges the dishonor given his wife, he wins the greatest award and acting, and it's about it, sort of think about it you're mentioning don't you always talk about black on black crime? don't always talk about violence, the ghetto civil war at this and that the other things? how could she run this man slapping this other guy example is that? so where i stand right now is i think chris rock is a hero, he took it like a man, he took that shot, he kept standing, he didn't chicken out or anything like that i know him, i'm very proud of the way that he behaves i think that he behaved far better than i think. >> jesse: geraldo came around say don't have to slap him.

what he think about the academy now? because now it seems squishy about how that went down. >> jeanine: i don't believe anything say. there are a group that set up for roman polanski let's not even go there. i think about chris rock, the fact that he was slapped in public, he was a professional the show must go and it did. but when he is by himself as time passes, he's gonna realize that he was minimized, he was reduced, he was victimized and he has to do with that himself as he says he's processing it. i know it victims this is just something that's not major, he has been diminished by will smith and is going to affect them. i'm looking forward to seeing what he has to say in a few months. >> jesse: greg, he didn't have the material ready, a couple days later some of the people were disappointed can you blame

those people who bought tickets and showed up waiting to hear about the action? >> greg: you should buy the tickets because you enjoy chris rock and he did have a great line which is also how was your weekend? was a perfect line, i agree with everything that geraldo said. i went to the same thing and you end up the most appropriate place which is kind of ambivalence about it i would suggest with the article that i recommended to dana a piece by armen white and national review which probably the best piece written on this in his talk about flash between hip-hop credibility, and the phony virtue signaling to black celebrity that the oscars have become. it erases all of the stuff and why you get so, why you know that it's wrong but you also understand it. you should look it up to my twitter feed along with my insult at geraldo. [laughs] it's a great piece by armen

white. >> dana: it's unusual and now i know. i admired chris rock for not saying anything to show that's very classy again. i'm knocking further this media circus he's tired of it anything to take a moment to sit back i think it's quite dignified. on the academy, he was told to leave. here's the thing that i do, about 20 times a day i refresh my google feed to see if dave chappelle has said anything because he's the one i want to hear from. >> jesse: the next time security leaves i'm just gonna say no see how that goes for me. [laughs] i think it's gonna go well. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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church shocking his fans by canceling his concert just so we can go to a march madness game. he's a big supporter of the north carolina tar heels at the paschal team dana and decided to skip his show to enjoy the game instead i was surprised in the green room when you said he should be executed. [laughs] [laughs] >> dana: i'm usually mild-mannered but when it comes to my country music. i think this was wrong. i would continue to have the concert maybe what you do is you say big party a bit and a check in now at the other games going have a sportier thing. and of the crowd cheer. imagine if you worked really hard and you want take your girlfriend, your boyfriend may be to this concert is eric church is your favorite is the one time is coming to your town in san antonio, and many bales? >> jesse: you're sympathizing with the fan, i'm sabotaging with the star and if the star wants to see the game you go to the game.

right? >> greg: does anyone know what a tar heel is? b5 just isn't just any order best ball game. >> geraldo: the right across the street from each other. it's the final four and its coach case last year so he's going out after over a hundred appearances in the ncaa finals, here he is he can win. >> dana: i like him very much i think this is wrong. >> jesse: you can reschedule the concert. >> dana: do you think everyone a concert lives in san antonio? [laughs] here is the the thing dvr the game into the concert. >> jesse: he wants to go to the game. >> jeanine: do the concert, people bought tickets, you have

a contract. [laughs] >> greg: up next america is having serious doubts on the stuff the order online with 3-5 people experiencing seeing buyers remorse. i have this problem i was get a size too small. [laughs] untied about pants. [laughs] what you think i was taught about judge? what's in your dirty little mind? [laughs] 's before i buy online. but i never send them back because i don't know how. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: what about you geraldo? >> geraldo: online sharp shopping is the bane of my existence. the ups guy, the postal guy, they know the accommodation to the gate they come in, they know the dogs so i don't know i was

in ever invented it. >> greg: were stupid because we didn't invest in cardboard stock, that's probably been the biggest benefactor of all this. >> jesse: you are smarter than you look greg. >> greg: i do i look really stupid? >> jesse: i hate online shopping and it just doesn't fit because action wanted to go to try the pants on and i tried the pants on and if it is a waste but they were long so than i do have them tailored. in any given to the woman at the taylor and then i could be there for another week. you can't win either way. >> greg: when you can't win every way, you are the victim and everything. [laughs] dana you order everything online. >> dana: i do, the other day i needed toothpaste and i didn't to go to cvs because i didn't want to wait in line for the thing. >> greg: everything is blocked up i don't go to the drugstore anymore. outer all that stuff. >> dana: i got for delivered.

are you kidding me? >> greg: you probably could. exactly one anyway. i was gonna say semidisgusting but i'll save that for the show later tonight, one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: it's time for one more thing and i'm going first. now, dog owners everywhere knowing getting your dog to obey a command is very often a losing battle. check out this very obedient canine. >> did you do that? did you do that? hey, kennel,.

[laughter] >> judge jeanine: that's right. after being caught making a huge mess this dog puts himself in time-out kennel on command. now, my neighbors are probably sick of hearing me because they hear me all the time yell at my poodles day and night. where is it? so there is no -- all right. fellow if you are watching how it's done. that's it. dana? >> dana: there is construction nightmare. imagine you install blinds and there is a new house you are going to and you get to and the homeowners aren't there but this guy is a 12 foolt foot alligator is in the house and it takes two trappers, professionals to get him out through the patio door after the sliding glass had to be removed. the gator caused a fight as you can it take a look at the

tiniest pomeranian pickup flopping around. isn't this just disgusting. i can't believe that this actually exists. my skin is crawling. it does look like a gerbil it looks like a hampster. it's a trible. "star trek." >> judge jeanine: geraldo, you are next. >> geraldo: first guest on my first national talk show today is his day caesar chavez head of

the united farm workers. here is my introduction 49 years ago on good night america. roll. >> i can three of three men who weren't generals or everywhere per roars as nonviolent men managed to cause massive changes one was grande the father of india. the second was martin luther king jr. and the third is the man i would like to introduce to you right now my friends would you please join me in welcoming cesar chavez. [laughter] that's the control room. can you show him, please? >> greg: that was fantastic. there you go. >> geraldo: dear man i loved him. he was a hero. >> judge jeanine: jesse, hit it. >> jesse: sweet fan sent jesse jr. a video. >> i'm 14 years old. and i'm -- excuse me, this video is about me, right? sorry. i think mr. watters is so much

fun. i love watching him. "jesse watters primetime" and "the five." >> jesse: that was 14-year-old sandy and her pal anna lynn. she is a self-taught ventricle ventriloquist. speaking of ventriloquist. i made johnny go out and do something. hit the streets of the beach. "primetime." >> judge jeanine: "special report" suspect next. hey, bret. >> bret: judge, i want to comment that geraldo has had really good hair for a long, long time. >> judge jeanine: be he did. >> bret: yes, he does. thank you. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight as war wages on in eastern europe, president biden is trying to mitigate some of the massive gasoline price hikes being experienced right here at home. partially because of the conflict but mainly dianeflationary conditions across the board that were present before. president biden is ordering another release of oil from the nation's strategic reserve, critics from both parties not impressed. the white house