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>> by moving to affix a glitch in the regulations that will lower premiums avoid nearly 1 million people who need it. and allowed 200,000 more uninsured americans to get access to coverage. >> sometimes need to pop a halt what can i say? tomorrow we have a special interview mark gibson and mark wahlberg kicked to an end. >> this is a fox news alert. vladimir zelinski appearing between the un security council tuesday. he issued a stark warning there are more places suffering similar words like those it. he also stressed at the russian military must be brought to justice for war crimes like the nazis were after world war ii. >> the russian military and those who give them orders must be brought to justice immediately. for war crimes and you train at. >> any one given criminal order and carry them out on our peopl
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will be brought between before the tribunal. it should be similar to the human bird tribunals. >> and other gruesome discovery and blue chap. six charred bodies found together tuesday one small enough to be a child. it's not clear who they were under what circumstances they guide. when ukrainian official had three words up for the russian troops and vladimir putin. >> they control b might go to hell. >> go to hell. and the us state department investigating reports of an attack and the region involving chemicals ukrainian officials accusing russian forces of hitting a storage tape filled with nitric acid. an official says is unclear if the strike was part of a strategy to weapon nice destroyed chemicals. president biden stated the united states would responded t a chemical weapons act. meanwhile, a short time ago the
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pentagon announcing an additional $100 million in security assistance for ukraine including entiat take missiles at. in a source, the us and coordinated quite nation are about to announce an additional sweeping passage against russia. >> gutfeld starts right now. >> a happy april the see good day april. but do you know what day it is abuse besides max kills birthday ? was mojo and barley miller. the first year in the bursary our birthday. it even outlasted, as a staff. when you're old. a baby. what an amazing baby we are. the type of baby to skip the crawling phase. we ran out of the womb and neve looked back. we are certainly better than a real baby. of those things. literally.
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it's not your mom suppressed, you don't. learn the difference baby. grow up already. and they never get cuter. i can adult alcoholic only uglier and uglier until puberty when you can't look at them. at least until they're over 18 according to my probation officer. what does he know, he's 12. the show is different. we get more durable. in my case, hotter. look at the chart. you see as the months go on, i get more and more gorgeous. i might give e-mail a version o caitlin jenner. could this explain that why they're show it so successful? i defy aging input other gross up mail at talkshow host ashamed ? let's look at the other graph created by the national association of facial symmetry or nasa. yes it, my face a more symmetrical and much more attractive. it's not even close. there are other reasons i'm great. we will get two that in our
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upcoming special. >> with a special appearances b gallagher and joe alstyne. >> joel and i go way back. and just a few short months, we've seen depressed the competition beating those hyped up late-night shows without eve breaking a sweat. i am the leotard must of late-night but with a better. we were told it would take year but it took newman's had camel, fell on the daily show seth what's her face. like my pants during mardi gras i'm not sure they are still. we even big colbert which isn't getting hell depressing his sho has become. the little-known fact of the colbert show was on in epstein's . >> we also crushed our news rivals to be forced brian
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williams to retire. were so brutally see an incredible quest promo one coul say they'd still be there if yo were here. that one would be jesus christ. and that just one year, we've accomplished so much. so many in the media had to hat it. at the start, they trash the show and said would be underwater like a kennedy date. soothe a small low ratings of the haters did where these critics go? it just follow that instead of ruthless masturbation. that's calvin klein's latest fragrance. at least one cable network is covering us. >> to on the chest news network. >> david with the chest news network becoming america's national nightmare day 365 of the gutfeld show. can see the streets are thick liquid protesters.
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>> here's one now. ms. , you don't know anyone who watches the gutfeld chilled, do you? >> actually, i do. >> you are one person. >> i don't think you understand my dad watches it my brother an grandma and they have the videos . >> get out of here. >> congratulations on your stupid show. back to you. >> a lot of people would say great, you should take credit for this yourself. you did all your amazing and i love you. thank you a lot of people. it's unfair other people were here to help with put their sho together like tact. where would we be without her? would probably be fine. >> she's like a toothpick, skinny sharp and easily fits an dark disgusting places. she's the girl of your dreams i you want a blonde of freddy krueger. she is like last week's christmas tree. out in the street after coverin
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your floor with needles. she always has the last laugh against anyone who hears that immediately wants to die. you thought aa was at byob. she's like an alarm clock. while not stop making noise int ups attention to her. everyone at the bar years cheer when she finally leaves. contributors. >> there is tomscha lu. she's been here since the beginning like adam, eve and pelosi. a better joe biden that joe biden. come on, man. i don't need any notes. you can take that to the bank. >> take it easy. when a problem comes along, you must whip it before the green steps up to log you must web it.
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thing is going wrong you must whip it. whip it good. i am ready to go. i am ready to dance. >> i love that. beautiful. and, what can you say about her angry black male? >> here we are. it's been a year. her we doing? when we started they treated us like we stole something. paid us and never work down. well, they were kinda right, we did still something. the number one spot. we responded 25 million. we still put hands on you. a special shout out the whole team gene. everybody who makes work. both gabrielle's and gabby's whatever they're comfortable with. >> we are kicking butt and taking names. gutfeld, i guess you're the
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luckiest leprechaun. >> no surprise buck's has been grateful. our ratings translated to dollars. we are making the top brass ver rich as we become addicted to pills. here are some workplace well-wishers. you can feel the love. ♪ music playing ♪ >> are you excited about the on your inner bursary? >> it's only been one year? is like dog years at feels like 70. >> is the one-year anniversary of gutfeld, anything you want t say? >> i'm sorry. i have to get to a meeting. >> if he think to say for the anniversary becky owes me money. >> greg? whose greg? >> and to say about the one you inner bursary? >> who as of this. >> greg gutfeld. >> gutfeld?
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i'll pass. >> anyway, that shall become th talk of the industry. a random explosive diarrhea. people eva loved it or hated it. they couldn't stop talking abou it. >> goes a new king of late-nigh and his name is greg gutfeld. fox new @ night they thing. or they make fun of liberals an they are doing it to great success. >> so true but better when he adequate guarantee no on and that they both got high and tha they tried to analyze the show. >> i heard you talk about the gutfeld show. talk to me more in detail. what do you think about him, pe se? >> we did a bet on that. i don't remember talking about it because honestly i don't know . >> a couple episodes? >> not even to. >> no. >> not two seconds.
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>> that's why we didn't do a be on it. it's an issue on it. greg got is working now is something to work from. but the left is goofy. and a lot of ways. there is material for someone like greg gutfeld too work with. maybe he's doing and i'm missin it. i'm going by what they say in m rider producer meeting. >> have a feeling of the wooley george so. >> all right. >> it's sincere because i alway talk about his show. >> i don't care. >> much more concern that were out of pop your yacht. >> that was amazing. i wish tarantino completed has thought, but it's nice to see them chatting about the show. it means we punctured their bubble and we are not done. we should also think producers who make me look better than i am. but the biggest thanks go to you
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, dear viewer. check us out in the key serial killer dismembering a victim, you liked what you saw. >> you doctor he has and spread the word and that we are the most successful late-night show in the history of all television . that's probably not true, but are you going to fact check it? really? right after you click behind your refrigerator. that's the beauty of tb and the beauty of me. thank you, america. on to another year of us. >> let's welcome tonight's pastor. he so what he has to wear sunscreen to the planetarium. tomscha lou. she talked so fast she makes me feel like i should be placing a bid on a cow. outnumbered cohost emily compound yo. if his audience member bust a gut, it's because they have appendicitis.
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actor rider and comedienne jamie . and april showers a reminder to debate this month. >> i believe because it's such special evening we should have cake? to have cake? >> liquids here. >> they brought us in cake. it's so nice of you to get dressed up. be mike you're also messenger apparently. >> can you slice it up for us? and then get it all the guests. take your time. my goodness. emily, how are you? >> i'm so excited for you. happy birthday. this is awesome. >> it is kind of amazing how many people especially you. it. >> you're welcome i'm sitting next to you. i'm genuinely so excited for you
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. it's an amazing accomplishment. i definitely represent millions of people in that support and that love and jesse shine. i am truly thrilled to be here today and support you on the anniversary. i speak for the whole team in terms of my respect and admiration. >> i don't know if i let you speak for me. >> ice show support and strateg for the whole team and. >> jamie, you must be incredibl grateful because i'm able to fl you out of alaska to come here and change sad and lonely life. >> it's amazing. i want 2.0 the cake thing was less organized than bill martin quinn clinton tarantino. >> out did think that was possible. >> you should tell those guys w are recording. i don't think they knew we met that was amazing. let me ask you this. what did you think tarantino wa about to say?
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>> obviously he's watching it. >> and you couldn't see he mentions wooley george which is a superior coal sporadic parody pretended to be somebody maybe that's what he thought i was. but i got the feeling he liked that. i think so in that i think you would know because you have lik the most context. you believe that they march the second. >> and then again he might not watch anything. if i will bring more i would watch anything. i think it's amazing that clinton tarantino once. >> i think it's amazing everybody watches at. >> under the video the belmar thing and i thought it was like you and jean to silly boys on a video. i was like, you look completely confused. >> i thought this was a hilarious parody. those guys actually getting filled the talking about greg, it's hilarious. >> i thought tom was playing th microphone.
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>> so, cat, takes the stage and talk about this you been on the show since the start. >> yes i have. this is more exciting than probably my birth and that's no just because so much bad stuff happened on my birthday. it's obviously like i wanted to be on red ibb for you knew i existed. that was my goal. i wanted to be on red eye and for this to happen, it's really amazing and i'm really busy. i've never drink less or never been accused of being drunk once . >> that's true you did put up with a lot of my. >> people don't understand at home. she writes half at the intake. she is writing the ones that yo go we are at that bar. >> started yelling at us. >> like stop being a i'm right here. and were hanging out. we are friends appear yet. >> and i go, look at, she write
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them. she writes the insults. she goes, i don't care. stop. she said she was a big fan. this is what we do. you can't tease somebody that you don't like them. >> also think that's why tarantino and a lot of hollywoo people i don't know if they get it. in hollywood, everything is about production and budgets an they make everything very slick but there's nothing behind that. there's not a huge budget for that show. >> so what's behind that? this is what i'm saying. i think he watches it says it wait a minute, how is that show getting high ratings when it's bunch of people having fun. it does have the feel of something throwing together. then watched a red eye, i was like in my the only one who loves that show? i could not believe other peopl left as much as i did. and i saw the ratings i was lik. a famous person once said about that show that we don't let
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professionalism get in the way of the product. perfect it. >> i don't have any of that. >> it's true. like a throwaway comment. for people who noticed we don't even have the music anymore we took it away because of the war. it's like, it's something that' endemic to a professional show but does not feel like we need it. it feels like it we could just have a conversation. a lot of things you don't reall need in a show to make it great. into that point, a lot of shows that are seen as great are only just professional. >> and anderson cooper, there's nothing interesting about him but there is something professional about him. everything about him just loses professionalism. you could or must say that abou seth meyers who shall looks nic but there's nothing there. >> you don't have bills to follow. that's a good thing. >> i play by my own morals. i'm bad boy.
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>> mare adam thinks the risk best draw is lying about florida's law. instead of fixing the reasons o people fled, they're trying to trick great people instead. this week eric adams and activist announce the launch of an ad campaign encouraging members of florida's lgbt q community to move to new york city. >> from the mare of the study the city of lgbt q plus community in the voice is respected here in the city.
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that's what this movement of don't say gay is about. of political showmanship of attempting to demonize in particular group or community i unacceptable. we are going to loudly show our support to say to those living in florida we what you here new york. >> i'll say it the mare probabl won't but want to give a big effort you to governor rhonda sanchez. >> that was brave. if you believe all of that, you probably love the ads that used to claim they were healthy. this new campaign is obviously response to the so-called don't take a bail which it never says. given the mare is doing this in the midst of a crime wave, it'l be a cover so then cnn plus. short leave sunny florida right now get a free machete in your school and local subway stop. >> and remember during the pandemic new york was where thousands of people fled from for the free republic of florida . maybe we could hear them saying
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gay because they were wearing 1 masks but now new york banks fo people to come back over a law that like jesse waters books yo actually read. >> they died trying to get the whole city begin diarrhea, it's good to see new york's mare has his priorities in order. it's not like subway crime is out of control they sweep it under the rug but a meth addict lifts there. here's a few recent headlines victim gashed and had with machete man stabbed on subway staircase at wall street statio women held at gunpoint for $19 and rush-hour subway robbery in this. police seeking assailant used intake a slur in nyc subway attack. moved to new york where you're free to say gay along with help of someone called the cops and i'm going to pretend it's not urine. it sounds like a new product i can't believe it's not urine.
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cat, is it facing his entire tourism plank on a lie. florida doesn't like gay people. have you been to florida? safe like a payment i'm just no i know what a looks like. >> thank you for that. it's all based on a light we se a lot of crazy things in new york, but we don't say don't sa gay. it like you do. the bill in florida does not sa that. and again, you new york is so bad that's what they have to do. it's not that fun anymore. and i'm tired of being cold. if it wasn't for the wonderful opportunity. >> you guys moved to florida i would pack up my and be there before they turn on the lights. >> doesn't the mare have better things to do? like improve the city.
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>> say a lot about words versus deeds with president trump. to me he is one of the biggest disappointments if he came in and everyone thought it was going to change, he has different words than than de blasio but in substance he's been the same way. the whole thing is obviously based on a lie. and i think most people don't want to have loz like this pastor. it's so obvious that if you sai there should be a light a cat show game at thrones in kindergarten class we know. but than all of a sudden you go a kindergarten that sit on the floor right watching game of thrones. now we have to do a law. common sense used to take care of loz. but now we reject common sense and i have to do the loz everybody says how dear you is it a a manufactured conflict? >> is absolutely b2b to be honest i don't know if i would've read every one of the bill bill unless we were discussing it. and that's what you have to be scared of. people who are paying attention.
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i read that's not true most of the twitter stuff the outrage i over things that didn't happen it's over things in they got me thinking how scared i am about having that talk with my kid. like i don't even talk to my kids about heterosexual sex. and now i gotta talk about the birds and the bees and the bees and the bees and the view that wants to be a bird. >> and but they're getting them all young is and that's the other part of the bill. it's like kindergarten look at the ages they're talking about. parents can't teach they can do this but i didn't know i think it's too young to do stuff like that. when i was r told my friend i want to be a truck. >> doesn't even make sense. >> what are your thoughts? it's not like sugar has affecte my brain. >> if mare adams and everyone else in the state they lost and when you're alone because of th exodus of people to florida because it safe and warm and
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secure in that state they lost $34 billion with tax revenue. 350,000 people fled. and in addition to all of the businesses, to be instead of pudding up billboards in florida , why as he set up a co- fund me the reason everyone moved to florida is because of the cofactors if he would clean up the fact that there was a 79 percent spike and hate crime in the city, there's a 29 percent spike of a rape. why you start heading up the reasons why people are fleeing and you won't have to put a billboard people will just come. >> and why is everybody taking the site of disney when nobody really lets be honest the only people who like disney are little babies where disney own adults who are the worst kind o people. >> and you go to disney you got that mickey mouse ears it. people honeymooned there. how sick is that? there is something wrong with you. that is something i am against. >> i agree.
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it's not normal. >> okay i get a screaming baby get but even if you look at it it's falling apart disney. it's old. like you can get better stuff. >> like 0 we should drink aroun the world is so expensive. >> on your phone you can order. at 70 different beers you don't need a go epcot center center. >> i agree that's not over an hour reaction the sugar i am no supposed to have sugar on the four. >> at what beers around the world and what whiskey alone in my own house. >> that's my kind of amusement. >> up next democrat say it's a rumor as inflation sticks it to consumers. ♪ music playing ♪
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that there are likely more places suffering similar horror like those he also called for the guilty of atrocities to be brought to justice and tribunal like the nazis were after world war ii. in another discovery chart of bodies found a pile together it's not clear who they were or under what circumstances they died. investigating an attack in the region involving chemicals. creating officials accusing russian forces hitting a storag tank filled with nitric acid. an official says it's unclear i the strike was part of the strategy to weapon eyes the chemicals. >> stay tuned to fox news for the latest. >> they will buy detergent unless it's really urgent. to be asking the commander-in-chief, where's the tide? >> thinks to inflation consumer are buying staples like like detergent toothpaste smaller
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quantities and switching to cheaper store brands even emily switched to generic conditioner instead of her favorite one bet stem sales center blood. >> according to the wall street journal and by my cousin steve shattuck to steve one mormon says she switched to dollar general brain detergent explaining doesn't smell as nic but i'm more concerned with feeding my family luckily it means they won't be eating anymore tripods it's all about choices for me i splurge on laundry detergent because it's about removing bloodstains of course having to choose between smelly good and eating food may sound bad at least are not seeing amine trump tweet, am i right? they found that 35 americans sa they wake up in the middle of the night thinking about me the think about finances they think about finances which raises the question, how about what things get before item voters admit they screwed up? burned back again.
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>> we can all afford fancy lunches in this economy. >> at least trump is not the president. >> i don't how to say that's about when was the last time yo bathe? i cat for laundry detergent but at least i have a clean conscience. >> well i also wanted to bring up the fact that you kind of look terrible. >> this was you a year ago. i had to read so many meet tweets back then. >> have eaten anything recently? i don't need to eat, i'm full o love. >> that's a sick woman. >> are there storebrand's in alaska? there are a few store brands an i'm excited that people are going out there confined at the discounts is no reason they should of taken this long i'm a huge fina discounts are like th marker for hansa. just the other day i would take a dollar and got some m&ms and
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got these halls or something like that people scoff at these and the only difference is there's one letter at that brea way cheaper and they taste like leap. >> only difference emily, i think the problem here is a disconnect between the rich in nonbranch. it's not about race or anything else. the rich can continue to endors policies that punish the not rich. >> also the people suffering th most are the ones who are truly in need. food pantries have never been i higher demand but they too are suffering from inflation. it does affect those who need i most. all of these corporations are engaging and shrink elation for example gatorade now same price of 4 ounces glass charmin toile paper for sheets left 20s sheets less and more and more i also feel like you're switching but many people are still buyin the same brand getting less tha
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before. >> we had a problem at the inflation with our mill escort. i don't care how tough it gets about switching to who ha. i'm not gonna switch. >> this is what happened for th past couple of years with covid. rich people who worked in buildings and did nothing and said let's stay home and do nothing and they worked on zoom and they got other groceries delivered and said the pandemic is not that bad because they're rich and so the same things are applying for this i don't mind if gas goes to $20 a gallon as long as i have two electron. that's the way they talk. it was a terrible impression. >> i believe he's a country clu or firm westchester connecticut westward to you. that's good.
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welcome back. he's an eco modernist whatever the heck that is. an author who is not afraid to take on the left and right. the key here is running for california governor as an independent going up against current governor and michael sullenberger might be the only hope to save that state. that's an understatement. if you haven't seen interview you should check it out. and if you live in california and can still afford to, you might with the help this dude out. author of the great books apocalypse never in san francisco that's welcome california cooper to torey a candidate how are you doing?
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>> i'm doing great. >> i have this discussion i didn't want to interview your because i didn't want you to be linked to begin anyway. so i want to preface this by calling you a dirty left-wing american hating jerk. that way you can pull it out of the segment say gutfeld hates me . >> how does that work? >> i appreciate that. i'm a gen x. i'm selling the breakfast club mentality about these things i love talking to people that don't share my views i love the conflict in the discussions. i really don't like this idea that everybody guitar features to your supposed to agree with. >> why are you different than who's already there in government california? >> 0 gosh, every single way, i am writing because i'm completely heartbroken by the human tragedy on the streets 150 -20000 people living on the streets.
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had there been an earthquake or hurricane, would be responding to this disaster. because it was made by the people in power, they are not just not doing anything, they'r making the situation worse. it's hard to believe but literally california policy is to give a free apartment unit t whomever demands one in san francisco in los angeles. obviously there are enough. that they just people waste awa in their own open drugs being often in their own waste it's really quite shocking for one o the richest states and the richest country that's ever existed. >> this is why i think 70 peopl are attracted to your candidacy and i would say to anyone who lives in california who has college-age kids who want to volunteer, this is the guy you want to work for. look at california and that's i such a sorry state, this is a two-part question. why is it in such a sorry state? why are the peoples of experience to completely messin
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it up? and why are you the answer? >> there are two parts the firs first question that governor really only cares about winning over primary voters in iowa and new hampshire. the governor of california care about california. he becomes about becoming president. he doesn't even know what he wants to be president. always chasing the next thing. any other issues a victim just really bad white guilt which is obviously a racist guilt and using all people of color peopl designated as victim as only needing to be given things and nothing required in return. that applies to the homeless th than three addicts people suffering from mental in this paper. i have a vision for really making statewide psychiatric an addiction care system. getting people to medical care they need. a shelter first policy housing should be earned. we need to enforce the loz because it turns out that when
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you don't enforce loz, people don't follow them. been one of the real distinctions is that you are running with already that practical solution. you've written two books. you've written two books that have to do with these problems and in those books are the solutions. it's like you got the vision an people can figure that out. what are your chances of winning ? >> i think they are strong. we're in a moment of very significant and rapid change. i was a democrat until april of last year. i change my party affiliation. now i'm no party preference. there is so much polymerization but i'm bringing people together . early polling shows equally republicans and independents an democrats are coming together t support this agenda. we won abundant energy and abundant water and housing. we can have world-class schools. this day is the most magnificat state is such a tarnished jewel.
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there's every reason to believe we can come together on this commonsense agenda of enforcing loz raising of educational standards providing abundant energy water and housing gettin people to medical care that the need. holding people accountable if i had to summarize i would say it's tough love. we have it right when we were teenagers back in the 80s. everybody including people serving from addiction and mental in this, we need to ask them to take responsibility for their own health and well and citizens. it does no one any good to deprive them of the opportunity of realizing the potential. >> thank you, michael. for anyone watching us who doesn't like me, don't hold it against me that i like michael sullenberger. i will admit i'm a big jerk. but he is really smart. he was what he is doing and i would suggest anyone who is a fan of the show who lives in california to explore michael sullenberger to his website. he's an independent running for
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large out-of-state corporations have set their sights on california. they've written a ballot proposal to allow online sports betting. they tell us it will fund programs for the homeless, but read the fine print. 90% of the profits go to out-of-state corporations, leaving almost nothing for the homeless. no real jobs are created here. but the promise between our state and our sovereign tribes would be broken forever. these out-of-state corporations don't care about california. but we do. stand with us.
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>> short on time, here's a stor in five words. a magnetic row buck's lime is here. i know you love this. the scientist creating the magnetic slime that can go in your body and grab objects. like if you accidentally swallowed something metal. >> this is totally amazing but first of all that you guys watc the video? why did they make it the color of diarrhea? if it's in your body you should make a color that you can't fin in your body which would obviously be neon green like slime or ghostbusters and secondly think about this for more than you swallow accidentally from bullet fragments behind the couch. this far is from and my coach trying to get a stock from a joint. you can use it for everything. it could change our lives. to her point, it's great for someone he wants keep going to the emergency room. >> you're talking brought up th butt, obviously.
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>> no. where your mind goes. we don't have much time. >> i gotta say i'm not that excited about this i got a lot of problems but accidentally swallowing things is not one of them. >> you swallow things all the time. >> first of all it's nice to know that the scientists have been using their time wisely. i think it's going to be harder are think think it's hard not t go he somebody who know cpr the he does anybody have any magnetic slime stuff? >> and what are they spending their time on? you go to the dr. like my grandfather has cancer could yo help him at? and you know we can't but if he swallows a horseshoe,. >> you are terrible. but how long before this is use for evil? >> maybe five minutes. >> are more into preventative medicine. if it works, it's fine. once again i like to remind my
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we are out of time. happy birthday, everybody. shannon bream is next. i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. >> shannon: welcome to "fox news at night". i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, the state department says is investigatin whether recent russian stripe i ukraine constitutes a capital -- chemical weapon attack. that following presidents a lea ski's demand for civilians massacred in bucha and we are following developments about th origins of that
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