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>> joe biden refused to come see the chaos he's created by open border policy, we'll take the border to him. with regard to voluntary component of it, dane aif i were to go to washington, d.c. and take you and put you on a bus and take you down to the rio grand valley, that would be kidnapping, same thing applies to anybody who refuses to get on a bus, it would be kidnapping, even though it is a law enforcement agency. >> dana: the white house hitting back at governor abbott's announcement. >> the texas governor says he will bus border crossers to washington, d.c., when they get here, are you guys going to help them find a place to stay and something for them to do? >> press sect. psaki: i'm not ark aware of what authority the governor would be doing this under, i know the governor of texas or any state does not have legal authority to compel anyone to get on a bus.

>> dana: republicans are not the only ones sounding the alarm on title 42, democrats are raising concerns with what ending the policy will do to the states, many are in tough re-election races, but not all. >> jesse: if i came from el salvador and i made it to texas and they put me on a bus to dc, i want to go back to el salvador, have you been down there recently in they got to clean that place up. shellenberger said on the rogan show, which i'm listening to now, nod bad, the 4r69 is obsessed with radical hospitality, they will allow people to shoot up drugs in middle of the street or waltz into the country with their hands out. parents let kids do whatever they wanted and the kids turned into disaster, that is what joe is doing to this country. the feds are responsible for immigration, the states can't

just lay down, they have to do something. abbott had operation lone star unveiled last year, where they put about 10,000 national guards down to the border to nail people for trespassing on private property. it is costing a fortune, now his hands are tied, he can only do so much, this is a stunt to embarrass the president to do his job. then they give them phones, first they have the obama phone, now a biden phone. what do they give them, like signed copies of "how i saved the world," i mean, how much free stuff are these people going to get? give them $1000, airfare and a phone, can they tweet, hashtag i made it. this is absurd and everybody knows that. you don't need a phone to track people, do you? right? when you go to the deli and you try to get in line, they give you a slip of paper, that is all you need. what the date is and where to

show up, if they are taking this seriously, that date is the most important date of their lives, i think they can commit it to memory, and if they are using the phone as a tracking device, good, if they don't show up, go find them and deport them. they are not doing that. >> judge jeanine: they can't. >> jesse: legally maybe not, but they should. joe biden hasn't broken records on illegal entries, he's broken record by deportation, opening the port is the best thing he's done -- >> dana: is this your monologue for tonight? >> jesse: no, come on. >> dana: come on. the white house press secretary jen psaki talked about the phones today. >> press sect. psaki: take steps to ensure we know where individuals are and we can track and check in with them, the alternative to the tension program, this is what we utilize

is technology to monitor participants enrolled in the program. >> any concern the migrants will take the phones and toss them? >> press sect. psaki: do you have a record of people throwing phones away? >> peter: i'm just asking if that is a concern. >> press sect. psaki: our concern is individuals who migrate to the united states proceed through our process of be will monitored and participating in hearings to determine whether or not they will be able to stay. >> dana: judge, what do you snng >> judge jeanine: this is political theater, that is all it is. biden administration by ending title 42 is being reckless with the economy, with national security, as well as with our health. by making sure that we still have kids masked in schools while they have been coming to the border since january of 2021

without being tested, why are they being treated differently? the thing most interesting about the phone, give the guys a phone and she says, so we can check in or track them. the way they plan on doing it is with some kind of biometric, they are saying they take the voice imsxrint can be sure the person who answers the phone is the person they gave the phone to. that is hog wash, i tell you why, they don't have the number of people in the homeland security to make the phone calls to check in on them, they don't know where they are or if they threw the phone away. they don't know if the phone is charged or not charged, this is theater. here is the question, what is the president's end game here? they give excuses like you americans, we're going to shut you down issue but you illegals come through, we don't care who you are, if you are ms-13, we will not discriminate.

they say, you know what, you need asylum, you are coming to a day, which i figure it almost 150,000 a week, about 300 -- what, 600,000 a month we'll be able to have them call and we'll call them back? who will pay for this? we are. what is joe biden's end game? what is he looking to accomplish in this country? >> dana: jessica, do you want to answer that? >> i don't think this is where joe biden wants to be. there has been pressure from immigration groups from the left wing saying we need to get rid of title 42, a public health measure issue not an immigration policy. this was put in place when covid started sweeping the world to make sure we were not letting people in who were infected with the disease before we had vaccinations, first and foremost. joe biden is part of moderate democrats, including hillary

clinton and others talking about strict border requirements, i don't think this is his natural position on it. when you look at the peep whole do show up for the most important day of your life, large percentage, majority, over 90% of them n. terms of calls, i don't think it will work that they have a phone and staff to do that, we need cohesive immigration policy that will satisfy border democrats like kelly and cinema and the president of the united states of america. picking on title 42 when it is a public health measure doesn't get us closer to the policy. >> dana: just yesterday the biden administration said if you have a student loan, you don't have to pay that because of the public health crisis and title 42, we don't have a crisis? >> the problem with the phone thing, it is a waste of money, it doesn't matter because it is our money, that is the big

problem, i'm for stricter border enforcement, i will take five illegal immigrants over one gender study grad any day. it is not about the people, it is about the process. we all americans want the same goal, we love immigrants, they come here and become better americans than sometimes the americans we got here. when you republican, you are into the idea of a process or a system, not just the goal. democrats suffer from only having goals and no systems. this idea of transporting illegal immigrants to dc or texas is kind of -- dc or delaware, it is how you should deal with land-lock privilege, big cities delight in cheap labor of illegal immigrants, so they scoff at border states who are driven to exhaustion because they got to deal with the problem right there and often called racist for trying to do

the right thing. we haven't seen the investigation of gate, where one border dude was demonized trying to control the border. these are issues that the demes ignore, they don't see repurcongratulations, they get private security. lockdown and match, they get to go to the french laundry and take selfies with the celebrities, i like the idea of -- it has to be possible, some people would get on the bus. delaware is a nice place, i've been there, dc, there are nice neighborhoods, democrats shouldn't complain, they were instigators with the sanctuary cities. >> judge jeanine: one thing jen psaki said, she said nearly 80% of noncitizens released at the border under prosecutorial

discretion received notice to appear or are within the window of the report, that is not it is case. 80% of illegals told show up at the immigration office, are not coming in and two studies say it is more like 83% are not reporting and 80% are not reporting, that is all theater there. >> dana: you had secretary mayorkis say it is impossible to predict what could happen. no, we know what is going to happen, we've seen it the last few years. the white house forced to clean up one of president biden's jokes on ukraine. ♪ hey businesses! you all deserve something epic! so we're giving every business, our best deals on every iphone - including the iphone 13 pro with 5g. that's the one with the amazing camera?

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>> president biden: united states continue to stand with ukraine and fight for freedom. i want you to know that. by the way, if i got to go to war, i'm going with you guys. >> press sect. psaki: no intention sending troops to the ground or fighting war with u.s. forces against rubbing. >> yet another embarrassing cleanup for jen psaki. first to clarify and once again president biden won't send u.s. troops to ukraine. that comes as barack obama tries to act like no one saw russia's invasion coming, here is what he said about putin. >> i don't know that the person i knew is the same as the person who is now leading this charge. he was always ruthless, for him

to bet the farm in this way, i'm not -- i would not have predicted from him five years ago. >> obama says putin's changed and he didn't anticipate the ukraine invasion, same guy who lead vladamir putin take crimea in 2014, though, and said these foolish words during a presidential debate. listen. >> what is the biggest geopolitical threat facing u.s., you said russia, not al qaeda, russia, calling to ask for foreign policy back issue the cold war has been over for 20 years. >> media thought that was a great line when he said that. >> it is technically a great line. >> really? >> it didn't go forward to be a good line. >> >> dana: exactly, people who don't like romney were saying he was owed an apology after that. interesting thing, go back to 2016, everybody does this,

revise history at the moment n. 2016, republicans are planning to run against obama's foreign policy record and one issue was russia invading crimea and the other was remember russia reset, that was a joke. >> i think we might have that, let's listen. >> i wanted to present you with a little gift, which represents what president obama and vice president biden and i have been saying. we want to reset our relationship. >> do it together. >> we doll it together, okay. [laughter] >> all right, that was the reset. you had isis at the time, red-line comment in syria, republicans were planning to run on foreign policy at the time. good look back and everything was terrific in 2016, that wasn't the case. >> jesse: greg gutfeld. >> greg: yeah, gave him the idea about the nukes.

it is fair to accept everyone's opinion on this, even zelenskyy was joking with russia coming, do you remember that? he said, americans, please let me know the date they will be bombing. i think a lot of people and he said that as thousands of troops were amassing at the border. so many people were wrong about this, it is one of the life patterns, why didn't we see this coming, you could say that about covid and will smith. i think there is a lesson here about the problem with the distractions. how obsessed media is about things that preoccupy the -- us and not the world, whether it is race, constant talking about race, going after the police for years, whether it was like demonizing trump and there is this opportunity cost there, okay, while we were impeaching trump the first time, covid was making its way, we missed that a

few crucial weeks there, the myth of russian collusion could have kept us from seeing old-school russian aggression. we were too busy trying to get trump and didn't see something else that was going on. we also didn't see our mistakes along the way. so that is a problem. >> jesse: big problem, jeanine, do you agree? >> judge jeanine: i do agree, i continuing is rather stunning that president obama says now that this is not the putin that he knew and that he didn't see this coming and yet in 2008, putin took georgia and 2014, he took crimea under obama's watch and then in 2015, i think, he allowed for russia to oversee the chemical weapons in syria, remember the fox watching the hen house. then he said, i didn't expect this with putin. you do a quick turn, trump gets

elected and russia is main enemy of the american people. my god, the russians are coming, this president is connected to russia, wait a minute, a minute ago they were not that bad. >> jesse: do you think he did good enough job not taking any responsibility for what happened? >> dana: he's retired, i really don't think it matters. >> jesse: you can still talk about him. >> i will talk about him until 6 p.m. when we hand it over and be thrilled to do it. i'm just saying barack obama had such a sheen on him, which we saw when he was at the white house for affordable care act. >> jesse: that was joe spitt. >> the sheen? i just put that together. i don't think it really matters and i don't think this is foreign policy election, it will figure prominently with afghanistan and ukraine, people want to talk about inflation and cost of living, that is what the

midterm is going to be about. this is important inflection point. there was red line drawn, we had the massacre in bucha and they have been thrown off human race council, so international world is standing there saying something different happened here and i'm curious to see as with syria, when there was red line that was crossed and we didn't do anything if people are ready to amplify this to whether they are sending in fighter jets or going to be confronts putin, i'm not saying necessarily boots on the ground, whether drone systems for every tank, that is what antony blinken said, it doesn't feel like something is shifting after the massacre and they said one could be worse and the place i'm forgetting the name of. >> dana: presidents do this, today you probably haven't read your copy of the atlantic yet.

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united states. i don't find it to be interesting, that would be my problem with it as major news story. >> what was in her hand? an orb. the hunter headache continues issue new report says james biden and hunter had over 150 transactions involving global business affairs allegedly flagged as concerning by u.s. banks, including large wire transfers. you know, dana, ann applebaum is her name, i don't blame her for dismissing a scandal, she was instrumental by not covering it, she can't do it. >> dana: i understand if you are not interested, that's fine. no problem. but don't complain that others are. if the "new york post" is interested in a story, they should not be kicked off of something just because -- meaning twitter and being

ostracized for six months when the media is coming back and saying actually the "new york post" was right. that is not fair. i don't like this game, but if president trump had written a letter for somebody in eric trump's orbit, that is all the media would be talking about. i'm fine, be interested in whatever you want, don't complain about what other people are interested in. >> judge, you are smiling, i don't know what you are thinking about, something i want to know. look at all of that. >> judge jeanine: what kills me about this, she doesn't care about the fundamental issue here, that the president of the united states lied to the american people in order to get elected. i know nothing is my son's businesses, i've never discussed my son's businesses with him. that laptop proves that that is a lie. forget about the letter of recommendation, i mean, okay,

i'll say, i'll be fair and unbalanced right now. i don't care. what i care about is a guy going to ukraine, where there is incredible corruption, and going there on air force 2 and saying, if you don't fire the prosecutor looking at the company that my son gets a fortune from, i'm going to withhold $600 million from this corrupt country, how dare you use taxpayer money to influence a foreign country to make your son money and pay your bills. we're talking fair and tax eshg vagz issue fraud, money laundering, forget about the drugs, we are talking fundamental problems with ukraine, russia being on front burner and this guy getting monfreall those places. >> jessica, you said i can't believe president biden hasn't

resignd and it disgusted you how democrats are dismissing the schedule. i agreed with you and found your opinion refreshing. >> i thought that was a private conversation, greg. a couple things here, people tend to forget them. scandal that plagued hillary clinton and lost the race in 2016 issue the e-mail scandal and uranium one, owned and operate by the "new york times," they broke the story and put it on the front page every damn day. when people say the liberal media protect their own, no one more our own than hillary clinton and she got taken down by the liberal mainstream media. second of all, about the prosecutor getting fired. joe biden went and he went on taxpayer dime, he was vice president of the united states of america. the western hemisphere supported

that. hissac hurt hunter biden business interest in that country at the time and i don't see any other way to read it, if we're being honest. >> judge jeanine: how did it hurt him, he kept making money. >> it put him in a compromising position with burisma. we could go on forever, this goes on in the private and public sector. jeensz >> judge jeanine: we're talking about taxpayer monep. >> jesse watters jr., do you know who i am? he will need all the help he can get. >> cbs news, jessic ark just reported the president's brother took their 17 million wire from the communist chinese, what did he do? he was a consultant? sure he. i was look at this objectively, i am ann applebaum, whatever her

name is. this story has international intrigue, chinese spies, it has diamonds and prostitutes. it has impeachment, crack cocaine, conspiracy, crack at the chateau, it has strippers and the president's brother and obama's team worried. this story is the juiciest story we've ever had, to her to say it isn't interesting, please. donald trump jr. got heat for taking a meeting with the russias, hunter took a diamond from a chinese guy, how is that not a big deal? you are saying if 150 wires were flagged by the treasury department coming into trump family bank accounts, money laundering, fraud, tax eshg

evasion. donald trump didn't have one, because if he did, it would have been leaked and biden's family had 150 suspicion transactions and that is objective treasury nerve saying this just popped up. objective watters. >> that was good. >> it was good, rehearsed even. >> i don't need to rehearse the hunter stuff, it is here. jessica, do you want to say something? >> i do. if trump himself had had the wires happen, they would have been flagged, there was a lot that happened with his kids, including his daughter after having a meeting with xi jinping. >> she sells products, what does hunter sell? access. >> judge jeanine: therein lies the rub. >> check mate.

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>> absolutely wild story out of washington, the fbi charging two men, posing as homeland security agents, targeting four secret service agents, including one who follow jill biden. they are accused of lavishing -- the four agents being placed on paid leave. you were saying how is it possible this happened. >> dana: good news, they were caught, bad new system how long it cost to do that. when you went into their

apartment, read what they had. ammunition, spotting devices, they were plotting and planning something. i would love to know what they were up to and i'm sure we probably will and thank you to the investigators who figured it out. the secret service intelligence efforts here. you could not get into the capitol for years without six forms of id, how did they infiltrate and to get somebody they had given a free apartment was on the first lady's detail, that is disgusting and i bet joe biden and the bidens themselves and the president of the united states must be furious right now. >> absolutely. this has been going on since 2020, the faux agents have been working and had a number of meetings with government contractors and workers, that opens a whole can of worms about what people might have told them. >> i am not interested in the

story, the ann applebaum story. >> fake agents protecting a fake doctor, i'm kidding, she is a real doctor. she has a lot of patience with joe. >> you are hot tonight. [laughter] >> worst than watergate, this is worse than the insurrection, think how many institutions are compromised, the ppartly cloudyp fraud, journalism fraud, intel and black lives matter fraud, justices, thank god our election system is impefr pervious. >> jesse, what do you find? >> i can't follow that, oh, boy, major -- see what happened, i had a bag of chips during the break. >> judge jeanine: who told you

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overwhelmed, greg, about the fact when they go on to streaming and find out what their choices are, there are too many. last week i noticed, there were like 50 different things and they don't tell you what is a new episode or season. >> greg: think what a great problem to have, how you doing? well, i had a rough night last night, i couldn't decide what to watch. how about you? i have a pran -- brain tumor -- >> judge jeanine: what? >> greg: just a comparison, i don't have a pran tumor. >> judge jeanine: dana, are you concerned about this? >> dana: i have fear of missing out on programs someone else might watch. jessica watches great programs, i have a list. i have the remote, i google where can i watch this particular show and it says it is on prime video or net flix or hulu, you go ding, ding, ding

and watch. >> judge jeanine: what are you watching now? >> dana: last night i watched "emily in paris issue" and i'm watching "sweet mag nolas". >> judge jeanine: jesse, what are you watching? is it too much for you? >> jesse: i'm watching the masters, take a trip down memory lane. >> judge jeanine: easy, okay. >> jesse: blockbuster, they had new releases, old releases and that was it. you had limited selection, you went and checked and had to get it back. >> dana: like geraldo, doesn't like airport regulation. >> judge jeanine: you had to go early on friday, by 4:00 or you didn't have a choice. how about you, are you stressed by all the opportunity? >> i am not stressed, i watch

less than i could, i don't want to find it. i should google, where is blah, mrau, blah, i can't access my apple tv subscription except on my phone, vito mirror to my tv and that stresses me out. >> judge jeanine: that sounds like something you could fix. >> 100%, my husband has not fixed it. >> greg: divorce. >> get jesse jr. over there. >> judge jeanine: meghan meghan getting mocked after trying to trademark architype, many pointing out the word has been in a dictionary for 500 years, what do you think about that? >> we were talking about how if it was a play on her son's name, like archy type, that would be super cute, that is just my bit of advice, you can't trademark a

word like that. >> judge jeanine: exactly. if you tried to trademark jesse jr.? >> jesse: no, i tried to 53 jesse watters.com, but a squatter owns it, we reached out to him, he won't return my e-mails. >> greg: just talk to me after the show. >> judge jeanine: how about you, dana? >> dana: duke and duchess of netflix threatened to lead spotify and not do the podcast because of covid misinformation, spotify was like, yes, and now she will do her podcast. >> judge jeanine: final word? >> greg: this is the worst thing england ever done to us. >> jesse: what about the war? >> greg: this is worst. >> worst than the war? >> greg: worse than the boston tea party and everything. i thought he was done, she is

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>> jesse: should have been number one. >> congratulations. congratulations. >> greg: so evil. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: i would like to introduce red, ted and stella, officially. ♪ ♪ red, ted, stella, get your butts in this house. >> judge jeanine: so those are my poodles. i want you to meet them all. stella is a diva. here she is with her and here there she is her nails are a little dirty there. she was digging that day. but i think we have another one of stella with her nails a little better there she is. she gets color for easter. and believe me, it's innocent. it washes out. don't get crazy on me. here are red and ted who love each other very much. they are brothers trying to come in from the brother from north carolina. they do love each other. all right. so that's -- those are my babies. all three of them. and you will be hearing more about them in the future.

>> greg: you got. dana. >> dana: i have been dying to tell you about this crazy disgusting thing that happened on a flight the other day so i decide decided to do it as one more thing because i got a dare from these guys not really but this was a flight from chicago. i had these guys thinking it was something else. there was delays and so the flight attendants decided to have a little fun. a little toilet paper race as you see. but you guys thought i was going to talk about that other flight, didn't you? >> they needed some toilet paper on that flight. >> they sure did. >> what did you win? >> podcast was released today of everything will be okay. and i talked to the co-founders mentoring because started back in 2010 and here we are. all right. greg? >> let's do this. ♪ robots are great ♪ robots are great. >> greg: this one is not great at all. if you were worried about robots taking over the world. don't worry about it. check how long it takes for this

fella to peel a banana. it took them three minutes. i don't even like bananas but i could do a better job. look at this. i mean, you would basically starve to death waiting for a robot to peel you a banana. monkeys do it faster. that's a good bumper sticker monkeys do it faster. i will shut up now. >> jesse: the customer peels their own bananas. you don't need a robot. >> greg: what if you don't have hands? >> >> jesse: debut ep that's dropping and new single called what it's going to take and it's going to be available on all your streaming platforms. >> greg: heavy metal? >> jesse: big time country, not heavy metal. let's listen to a little sound right now. ♪ what's it going to take ♪ to break my heart away ♪ from this hold you have on. >> jesse: the music video is actually coming out april 15th

on cnp.com. so listen. also watch and listen "jesse watters primetime" 7:00 we have sarah huckabee sanders and also invaded a dark side convention. we interviewed vampires and gotts and some really strange people. >> judge jeanine: where did you find them? zess jess new jersey. >> dana: that's it for us everyone. "special report" is up next. >> bret: thanks, dana. welcome to washington. specifically welcome to capitol hill. i'm bret baier. we are in the office of senate minority leader mitch mcconnell and we will speak to the leader in just a moment about a whole host of issues. it's been a busy day. an historic day here on capitol hill with the confirmation of president biden's nominee to the supreme court judge ketanji brown jackson. she will become the first black woman to sit on the u.s. supreme court. also today, confirmation that house speaker nancy pelosi tested positive for covid as there are battles over covid funding here on capitol hill. and congress putting the