in it. that's it for us tonight. everyone have a blessed easter. raymond will be in for me tomorrow. usa freedom matter at lauraingraham.com. all proceeds go to special operations warrior foundation this month. have a great easter. "gutfeld" next. >> greg: hey! hello! it's thursday night! you can almost taste the weekend. i means, the days, not the singer. we have a great show had but we have to do this one. [laughter] all rights, joe biden and once again bringing back the most the despised covid. add that to 14 days to flatten the curve, we're talking almost

30 days of inconvenience. you have to wear them on your next flight in between sips of water, vodka, tequila, or my case, the tears of children. without it, i will shed this beautiful body like a snake. and if you don't on the mask, you will likely be scalded with someone. you've got several pretty great attendance that wake you up from a harmless lumber because your diaper slipped 1 millimeter like it's in oxygen mask and they are saving your life. meanwhile, they didn't notice i removed my boxers and filled it with peach schnapps. i can't find any research saying today if there is any more covid in 15 days from now. if anybody can show me that, i will send you pictures of tyrus that i took while he was sleeping. besides, research shows that planes have the safest air

around. thanks to filters and efficient circulation. this is why they can keep serving lentils for lunch. you didn't know that, did you? anyway, i read somewhere if you lived your whole life on the plane, you would live longer with reduced risk for all types of death. less risk of getting shot unless you're playing flew over chicago. i made up that stat, but that's what the experts do. even if the mandates pointless, the media doesn't think it goes far enough. why only 15 days? >> my only 15 days? >> i think it's a moving target and we really want to see what the pattern is nearing nine it states. >> greg: here's a pattern how she hasn't noticed, covid's ending whether he likes it or not. he knows the 15 minutes or up so he's trying to stay relevant. 50 days at a time. while everybody with a brain hates math, the ladies of "the view" who are exempt of having a brain category, they are on board.

>> when it comes to things like flying, the mask mandate is supposed to be lifted april 18th. i do not want to get on a plane was super-spreader us. i don't want to get on the plane with 214 other people that will be breathing on me with their covid breath. i don't want it. i don't want that. i want the mask. >> greg: they will wear 20 masks and stay off, you agree. that's the advice i give to a "w" even if there is no pandemic. more janitor if you think sonny's unknowing on tv, imagine sitting next to her on the flight. even al qaeda would say get me off the plane. she didn't want people breathing on her with her covid breath. people breathing on her? is she slow dancing with people in coach? do you think it's about covid? to hateful, and gray. it reveals their lead for

polarization. us versus them. it's the thing about the title of the elites. when you run out of race angles make it about disease, make it about the covid spreaders. the people with their covid breath, so gross, that they are poor. the unwashed masses that have to bring their snacks on board. meanwhile, the mask where is serve the snacks. it's all about blaming others which gives compton a good hit of dopamine. if our politicians explain the average person's instinct to be. they know they will not make a fuss so you hunker down and take a punishment like a good saddle sadomasochistic while wearing a n95 and a ball gag. what if they extend it again and they never stop? at a certain point, you have to take a decision. you take it or you share the risk when you speak up. i can't kick off or i was at once.

well, they publicly can. i'm not advocating it, but at some point the public has to decide when the country has enough. it sort of like democracy and mental work. maybe the next two weeks, don't fly at all and let them know. i've got business in albuquerque next week. guess what, now you've got and don't make an ear infection from dr. got filled. if it doesn't stop dr. jill, why should it stop me? let's welcome tonight's guests! he's dropped more gloves than o.j. simpson! former nhl player and host of the podcast sean avery! as a cabdriver, used to drive people in used cars. across america, host jimmy failla! she watched titanic and rooted for the iceberg! fox news contributor kat timpf! he's pinned more men than an

acupuncturist. my massive sidekick, tyrus! sean! welcome back to the show! where have you been? >> i've been in california. >> greg: how was it? >> there's a lot of democrats. >> greg: yeah. the sun is out. was it tough? >> it is tough. it still happening. i have to go back. >> greg: don't go back, stay here. you can bring a cotton sleep in the studio. how do you feel about the extra 15 days of mask wearing? >> i mean, so i catch covid every time i fly. i've had it like 80 or 90 times in the last few years. i'm starting to build up immunity. it's going well. i love it. >> greg: that's great. you're on team "view."

>> yeah, i don't know. "w" can we talk about it? what i understand now is sunny her name, sunny. sunny hates the middle-class. >> greg: that's exactly what it is. speak of the middle class that watches her show. which i find ironic. i don't know if anybody pointed that out. the last thing i have on that is where did whoopi go? >> greg: this is the mystery. where did she go? they claim she's making a movie. oftentimes. isn't this the woman who won an oscar for "ghost" has ghosted "the view"? you're right, this whole thing i saw was a reaction toward the huddled masses, like i can't be around them. i need separation much how i feel about jimmy. >> stop it. the shoes are dope by the way.

>> we can't all robbie cabbage patch doll. >> greg: tell me what you're feeling. are you going to fly? >> i have flights booked. i'm headlining tampa improv. >> greg: are you really? >> you i am. it's going to be a banger. about the whole thing is dumb. every ceo says we don't need them. if cdc says don't need them. the cdc says cloth masks don't work. anybody in favor of wearing them, he wear them. if you're on the plane, you and your wife who will join 80 mile high club, you don't need it. >> greg: that's an interesting analogy but i like it. you're onto something with him. he got addicted to being on tv.

he had this job since he recorded up a call jump" about that. i would take sammy at this point. at that guy from extreme or whatever he wants. >> enough is enough. >> greg: another mess. you know this, he got addicted going to tv and can't get on tv if the pandemic goes away so they want to keep the mask thing going. there is no science. you know what, tyrus, great solution is if the airlines have to follow the rules, but couldn't they just dial back there is zero tolerance? just like oh, hey, put on your masks. if it falls off, we will leave you alone. why can't we do that? >> i don't want to with any of the good people, but i noticed lipstick awareness. i agree with the boycott flying thing. gee whiz. i will stay home.

just figure it out. >> greg: is not going to keep you from coming to do the show? you're trying to game the system. >> i would be remiss if i did not talk about my good sister friend sunday. if she thinks the world revolves around her. the you're not wearing a mask on "the view" surrounded by people. you don't want to be on the plane surrounded by people. hypocrite much? and you were yelling. you were spewing your covid breath on everybody. >> greg: high risk. >> what i love about "the view" is when someone's drowning, they never throw a lifeboat. no one says good point and move on. the poor guy for the cue card for applause held it up aggressively. finally like fine, we will clap. she literally was her own super-spreader. >> greg: that's true. >> idiocy and vapors.

>> greg: that's true. kat, there is always actions that are predicated on the assumption that we will grin and bear it. is this a hill to die on when you're on a plane? would you refuse and do some kind of refusal, no, you're not. to speak on not going to do that but i'm going to -- about it. it's really sad. people are sick of it. it's where i have been picked up in a goober or a left, they're not wearing a mask. i get so excited and how sad is that is that i get the feel air on my face and i'm like what a special treat. it's really depressing. especially by the way, even with the masks people are still grieving the migrating on you, you can to get up when you eat or drink and i noticed when i wear glasses and have my mask on, they get all fogged off.

the air is going on there. it's the hygiene. it's enough security theater at the airport. nelly got hygiene theater and i'm sick of all of us having to sacrifice things so that peoples who problem it is and can look like they're doing something. it joe biden it's not flying commercial. >> greg: that's the point. a dramatic rise in airline prices getting whacked in your face with a sports bra, politicians and rich celebrities do not have to -- they can fly private. >> there have been 704 mask related fistfights this year. >> greg: putting the mask on his causing more health damage because no one's getting covid on the plane but 704 people have gotten punched in the throat. >> they turned flying airlines into a waffle house at three in the morning. >> one tipped off and told the two little guys, hey. got to get home.

>> greg: you would have had to o do the suitcase maneuver. i still want you to do the suitcase on me. >> i've got to get you first. alem body makes it easier to carry. you don't want to do it when they're squirming. >> greg: i'm next, liberals are wigging out over elon wearing too much clout. that's coming up after this momentary silence. musical music of at booking.com, finding perfect isn't rocket science. kitchen? sorted. hot tub, why not? and of course, puppy-friendly. we don't like to say perfect, but it's pretty perfect. booking.com, booking.yeah.

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>> greg: welcome back, handsome, talking to me. can twitter resist this offer from the man with billions in the cover? on things for sure, the sensors will be better if elon musk takes over twitter. if you heard the news, elon made an offer they can't refuse. the tesla owner offering

$23 billion for the social media giant. i invested in twitter as i believe in its potential to be the platform for free speech around the globe and incident societal imperative for a functioning democracy. however, making my investment i realized the company will neither thrive nor serve this once societal imperative in its current form. twitter needs to be transformed as a private company. twitter has extraordinary potential. like clockwork, liberal blue checkers went nuts. politics of elon musk acquires twitters. cnm plus host scott galloway tweeting market open elon musk, you're full of [bleep] jeff jarvis says today on twitter feels like the last evening in a berlin nightclub at the twilight of germany. never said it out loud. it tv. >> it's funny, he wants to buy it. a massive and the globe all all

during. >> there's folks out there that says it's troubling enough that companies controlled the key mitigation platforms around the world. maybe worse to have the world's richest person trying to buy one and make it private. >> greg: it be worse for you. now cnn cannot flood twitter with made up. the remedy for free speech is more speech, so when cnn presents one narrative, twitter will not hide its counterpoint. he knows presenting two sides to every story is twice the work. he only likes two sides. when he's at kfc. you can see the joke like a frisbee in the desert. but i still like that. i'm rooting for him. where are you on this elon musk world? >> what do you think the scandals going to be if we were

to take bets. >> greg: it has to be coming. it's love and passion, food. it's hard to get a food scandal unless you're caught with and clear on your. which happened to me in the '80s. >> i think the twitters great but i want to see him testify in the defamation of johnny depp. i think he's on deck. i don't know if they release the schedule yet, but that's what i'm sort of dialed into right now. >> greg: he had a fling with her while she was married to johnny depp, right? >> that's what they say. >> greg: you're wired and you're like a personal p.m. i want to talk about this, by the way, we haven't done the story yet because i don't what's going on over there, tyrus. >> good point. >> you stick the foot in the water, next thing you know you're underwater. no life jacket.

just mind your -- >> greg: that's why i only did mermaids. >> i'm not going in with theo, got felled, don't ask me >> greg: they're condemning elon musk a saying it's about content moderation which is basically their way of saying censorship. >> i love how -- i love first world problems. they are so cute. people who live in the exterior, global ramifications? because there might be more blue checks and your fake followers will go away? i think you'll make it. i think you will make it buried in the next time you chose some of it, like hey, gerald smith, cut it out, we know where you live. that's going to be horrible. just thinking about that, kat, what are we going to do? >> greg: i think half my followers are dead.

i think you had some way with it. i use the analogy it's like a hostile takeover of a drug cartel. all the drug users are generalists. >> i've the theory and i don't know -- it depends if it's true. what at first, i thought that people were all overreacting like having this massive freak out over what's kind of a small problem. but then i started thinking maybe they're freaking out because it's actually bigger than we know, like they're doing more in terms of things like gatekeeping then we realized, because a lot of times when someone's being -- when someone has an irrational reaction, they're not actually being irrational. if you just don't know the whole story. >> bigger than watergate. >> i would like to go on the record. >> greg: but they're freaking out like they're going to lose something really big.

>> almost an acknowledgment -- their reaction is an acknowledgment that they are doing more in terms of gatekeeping and controlling certain things than i think most people know about. >> greg: is a great point. coming from you now and again. >> got plenty of points. it just on his shoes. >> greg: i stand by the purchase. i want to ask you a question and it's kind of off-topic, but you can talk about elon. but if you had elon musk money, would you buy something you love, or would you buy something you hate? >> i do think you bring up a good point. it was an impulse buy, like we've got drunk and bought the set of steak knives. it like you got drunk and bought twitter. but he had the initial 9% stake and as a shareholder, he was tapped at 14%. he renounced his place on the board to buy more because he said when he examined it internally, the catch point was that it was too screwed up to

fix with a majority share. he somehow woke it was like he has to take a bathroom break. just buy it and bring it down. but the reason the left is so mad externally, not internally, but externally is because they are lazy and they haven't had to work. they've been able to label anything they disagreed with as hate speech for four years and make it go away. now it's here, but all the people trying to run for cover like we shouldn't have billionaires interfering, no one said a word when mark zuckerberg spent $250 billion on the last election. literally helped him win election. blocking the hunter story, i love this so much and take it away. >> i've all the money in the world, i would buy everything that democrats love. >> i like where you're going with this. >> i love friction. >> he's taking us by sort of a whole new level. you no longer built the speight story, you make them the spite

store. it saves time on construction, hiring, great idea. >> greg: musk should probably by cnn, msnbc desperate the heck of it. imagine having that much money! >> yeah. yeah of course. but they just keep saying money is going to be an issue. he's not going to have the money. nobody told them that he is the richest men in the world? >> exactly. >> greg: is going to find it in a pair of pants. he probably has more money -- >> do you have it on you? he goes like this and then the trucks below. >> greg: up next, big tech showed a lack of spine showing a suspect spew hate online. wait, what? it sounded like you just said an eye drop that may help you see up close. i did. it's an innovative way to... so, wait. i don't always have to wear reading glasses?

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charged with carrying out a terrorist attack on mass transit. to think on he was wearing a mask. if we know prior to tuesday shooting he recently posted many threatening race rants on youtube some so bad he might even get a guest appearance on joy reid. one video last month, he said he injured the danger zone but the rantings were ignored and eric adams is asking about it. >> i cannot play a song on the social media channel that belongs to someone else without them identifying him. why don't we identify these dangerous threats? there is responsibility social media industry and the companies must lean into while we're watching these postings and these threats every day and no one's giving an early warning signs. >> greg: it's a fair question especially when they lock accounts when anybody has questions about the covid vaccine. nypd revealed that james has an extensive criminal history dating back decades with nine

past criminal charges. this guy has enough stripes to bully 300. i guess we called them guy with a long rap sheet. how about trouble? i keep hearing trouble. just not a terrorist, right, cnn person? >> terrorism comes in many forms, not just inspired by isis. >> absolutely. the idea and only has to be a foreign as we know now, january 6, there was a lot of domestic terrorists but i'm a strong proponent of reserving the word terrorism for a political motivation, because it is different. i know this is terrifying and it was terrible for the people that i encounter that, but if we use the word terror for every incident, it's going to lose its meaning and what it means to prosecute someone for using violence to change our politics,

to change our democracy. >> greg: it's true. you want to use the word terrorist sparingly. it like for people who complain at school board meetings. or people trespassing and public property in the nation's capital. at least they did not blame the subway. tyrus, this is a sticky thing because -- i don't know how many people are on youtube. at least 50. >> this what drives me crazy, why i can't stand with hate crimes, terrorists. arguing over the words minimizes the acts. this man attempted to murder people in the subway. i don't care how you dress it up. he attempted to do a heinous crime, that's the issue. the bigger issue is that there is no way you can police all the people on social media. just saying how did they miss that? what you should be saying is how where four cameras not working? that's where the issue should be. everybody knows how bad the subways where, and they just did not get this way of the weekend.

it's been like this for almost two years now. those cameras aren't working, the question is how many other cameras aren't working? did they let them go off because they're not going to go on to respond to them? how many defenseless women have been beat up in the subway that will never know about because i don't believe for one second it was just four cameras. that should be the real issue. stop trying to dress it up with cute names, hate crime, terrorist, he's a criminal. a heinous criminal who should go to jail for the rest of his life. i don't care what you call him. we need to stop doing that. >> greg: i know my camera in my elevator is working, kat. >> great. >> great point. >> he made it about him. >> greg: the show was called "gutfeld!," tyrus! it's not called "greg agrees with everybody's point," it's about me, kat! >> we needed to change it craig butterfield. >> greg: you know what, i'm

going to start listening to your podcast because all you people do is talk behind my back! >> what you mean you people? >> we have nothing to say about greg gutfeld, we have a lot to say about craig butterfield buried >> greg: are your thoughts on missing the speech. what if he had said other things like stuff the media was interested in? >> then there'd be a lot of yard signs and rallies. people care about violence only when it fits their narrative, which is bad because all violence is bad. like tyra said, the fair that the cameras weren't working as disturbed. i would like to know that we are all the money that i pay in taxes like where does it go? what are you guys doing with that? >> greg: i just paid today! >> again, must be hard for you. >> greg: it is! >> it's not safe to keep the elevator cameras going. but what are they using it for?

it's really basic stuff like hey, should be able to go on the subway and not be worried about getting killed or a higher percentage i'm not just when to see somebody take a [bleep]. it's disgusting! >> greg: you don't need me to apologize for that. >> yeah, but you didn't change the behavior. >> greg: he's got issues! >> as long as i have my mask on. >> greg: no one will notice! you know, sean, you are in california when the shooting happened? >> i was, yeah. i have no idea what eric adams said. you play that clip, but i've no idea what he said. >> greg: he's at home with covid. >> it's like the battery is running dead. like coming to a stop halfway through, he stopped speaking. again, i've never -- unfortunately, i've never been on a subway when somebody has carried out a terrorism attack. i would like to be there one of these days. but it's a mess.

it's a mess. the cameras don't work. >> greg: the cameras if you're driving, they work. >> the license plate where you go through the light, but you haven't actually gone through the red light. it's amazing thing. >> how can you be there to arrest me if i didn't pay my taxes? >> greg: did you pay your taxes? >> i don't handle any of that, i'm a woman. >> greg: the sexists would save erica >> don't take that away from me! >> greg: it's always a repeat offender. nobody takes a crack at this. there is no beginner diy attack. what i'm most amazed about because the guys obviously dirtbag that should die in prism should acknowledge that it's amazing he got a u-haul with the amount of people moving out of new york. i can't move a couch.

where did he rented from? >> philadelphia. the shoes were too tight. >> greg: standby the purchase. that still got to be hard to. people are leaving philly like crazy. to things. the cameras aren't working as absurd and he only got caught because he called crimes. he didn't get caught! he actually called! i thought it was another guy! equate the arco he got hungry and wanted to in. the whole thing is absurd. the point that kat made, certain buzzwords online. there is no standard! if we engaged in the terrorism debate, i know you don't like the idea, but it's absurd to think that unarmed people storming the capital are terrorists. if shooting 29 people, that the daytrip. she made that comparison and it was insane.

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person living there is a previous owner hour a squatter, but who knows? it may be a hot chick! as sexists would say! my mistake! it could be a freeloading relative! who's too a hot chick. he sexists would say! either way, you should never make real estate it decisions whether there is a hot chick living there unless she's got a rack the arco a sexist would say! >> i wasn't finished! a rack of really wonderful spices! and a nice -- >> a sexist would say! >> greg: a petting zoo with a donkey. i couldn't name the segment so we kept going. first of all, nice to see somebody buying a house besides black lives matter. my theory for real, my theory for real is that i think the ad is fake and i think it was made to go viral, because everybody

reacts to something like this. >> greg: when you're ruining the story! >> i'm not done, but that's where i started. i think it was fake but i think there's people out there that would buy this anyway. i think the person who bought it has an interest in probably reality tv because there's something to be accomplished here by having the mystery person. >> greg: they have the mast singer? you have the mast whatever it is. let me hear your theory. >> this guy's a quitter. when an unbelievable opportunity, go ahead with a tenant in your basement. just packing it in like this, $800,000 and he's calling it a day? [laughter] no way. >> greg: i love every story so far like if only i was there, i would have bought this. i would have bought the tenant and the male mind >> got to get creative and an unbelievable opportunity. >> greg: turned and it's something fun.

>> i didn't want to speak up, but unmasked to tenant? >> greg: as a tv show, that's a great idea. some of the shows i've pitched. tyrus, my theory is that it's the adult child of parents who cannot get amount and they figured this would get him out if they sold the place with him in it. >> those are nice and touching theories, but i just watched this very disturbing netflix documentary about just these situations. if you're willing to just sell the house and leave and leave the person in there, that means you're pretty much ran out of everything, because you can't touch him -- the laws i saw, if you went down like my first response when have been to grab him and throw his -- out of the house. the police would have come and arrested me out of my house and he would have been able to go back in. if they have mail that can be delivered to the house, they have established residency. it's easier for apartment

complexes and stuff to evict people because they have lawyers and all the paperwork and stuff. but for private citizens, is a lot of paperwork and it takes up to a year to evict somebody. this has been a battle forever appeared the documentary, they tried it one lady threw a party every night. every night. weed smoking party every night to get rid of this guy. they got in a fight and she got kicked out of her apartment. we have seen a lot of this and it's one of the stories you want to laugh, they because of the pandemic, one of the things is you couldn't evict anybody and a lot of squatters really took advantage. this is what desperate people are doing. having $1,000 is great, but the actual value of the houses. it said that they are throwing their hands up because you can't even old fashion go down. the only good thing in the story is that the toilet was leaking. i would have drilled a hole in every toilet in my house and

left my showers on. >> greg: none of the toilets were working. that's not a question. it could be though. why are none of toilets work and? what's your theory? >> it can be very -- it can be hard to get someone out of your living space. >> greg: you sound like either you are on one side of the equation. >> i was on the side of the person paying for it and there was someone that she remember a. there was someone who is hanging around my living space and at first it was like okay, he cleans. but i hated him. and i tried to kick him out so many times whether it's always an excuse like i twisted my ankle at my shift at abc kitchen and now i can't leave. it was always something. but i eventually got him out. >> greg: how did you get him out? >> i just really wouldn't let him make excuses anymore, but it went on for months. >> that he got "waters world."

>> greg: well done, jesse. >> it's like when are you coming home? and i'm like why are you in my home? you're not my boyfriend! he was my boyfriend, but he did live there. >> greg: that's the most bizarre thing i ever heard. was he a friend? >> known >> she has to explain this. >> just canceled the rest of the segment. >> i don't do stuff like that anymore. >> i've heard of stray cats, but straight people? >> he was a stray person! i met him and things just escalated. >> greg: all right. >> where's the raccoon? >> greg: up next, arguable point of view spending money to write a balloon?

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>> greg: a story in five words. we're short on time so a story and five words! you and a space balloon! you know, can can these are luxury cabins that will be launched in space 125 grand a piece. it will you bring your little puerto rican friend? >> he is not my friend, we don't talk anymore. look, i'm sure everybody has had a situation like that at one time. >> greg: i met a guy at a bar

and he lives with you for ten months? >> he was clean and nice but i hated him. but every time he talked i wanted to fling myself into the sea. >> how far did you live from the ocean? >> that's the only reason i didn't. >> this is an in space. not far enough, like spaces 62 miles, 52 miles, just expensive sky hang. >> greg: expensive sky hang. interested or not? >> i'm going to sit this one out. >> greg: you don't like space? >> no. i don't. i've never been there and i don't like it for $125,000, i've got a lot of things on my list that i've got to do before this. >> greg: anything you can share with us? >> yeah, i might buy that house. [laughter]

>> greg: you got the down payment. tyrus. >> yeah, no, i'm good. i like oxygen and free space. i would have to go up there with people and then i would -- well, just come back by myself. that's what would happen. all, kids, she is out in space but she wanted to be free. yeah, no thanks, i will pass. but how did he get in the house? >> greg: i still don't understand that. it takes some time, jimmy, as a comedian you're obliged to make a mile high joke. >> i think it space travel for people who did not want to get in shape for space travel. if you want to go up in a rocket, you've got to somewhat get in shape for a space suit n0, but this is basically it for space travel. you're not actually in shape to fly in space. i'm so annoyed by the space

travel. it's easy to get to the moon comparatively and we book flights and i can put on my and go to their room. >> did i share enough? >> no, not enough. >> greg: does he watch the show? >> we are not still in communication. >> greg: this kid doesn't own a tv. >> you don't know where he's squatting now. >> we are not in communication. he didn't really ask, he just kind of kept staying. >> greg: there is a part to the story. >> that's a mail order got wrong. >> greg: i think were going to stumble into some horrifying truths. don't go away, we have time to talk when we come back.

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