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the answer is "the washington post" earlier today "the washington post" tweeted assigned to study how climate changes affecting human health. pregnant people and their unborn babies are merging as a vulnerable group. someone should tell the post about what abortion does to unborn babies or to women. that's it for us tonight democrat felt is next. >> greg: it means that it's time for. ♪ ♪ >> with your host joy behar. >> greg: so good, so let's take a look at what you can get away with this we could so amazing, one man arrested after mass shooting in south carolina mall. which 14 people were wounded he has been released is under house
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arrest ankle monitor after 25 grand bond. there is an investment opportunity i missed out on ankle monitors. who knew that they would replace presence, may be nike or converse can make a version that comes with one already built-in. he's been told not to contact victims who range in age from 15-75. again this apology want to be done on a zoom call. speaking of zoom the perp it can go to work well under just like you can. guess will be voted employee of the month in that office? the hr department must be dreading his yearly review. meanwhile in d.c. stands for duck and cover dog napping is on a crime or the crime [laughs] a crime where the crime worthy of incarceration losing my brain. they're not to press charges against four men who arrest an
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apartment or pablo a missing dog was found. pablo was taken from his owners at gunpoint along with firearms and drugs. the four men were released and what won't be charged which will only embolden criminals not to mention damaging pablo self-esteem. poor thing. ask the dog couldn't flout the paperwork without opposable thumbs. you have that problem charlie. meanwhile over at the edna mann correctional facility it's a woman's prison you future mailing address kat. a transgender rogue prisoner knocked up one, but two female inmates, you go girl. roasting in a trance woman in a woman's prison was in a cause problems no, apparently the prisoners loved her with open arms. i hear they can have agenda reveal party in the laundry room. the gift registry is the prison commissary already order the tens macro.
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that's what they sell i checked on the commissary, they sell tens of macro and miss debbie's snack cakes. demetrius minors who's in the women's prison confessed to can impregnate to women whose serving a life sentence and will give birth in early autumn. officials say that the baby could be released early with good behavior. she's the joke. case in but he missed it by the with a father who is also the mother but not the birthing person is currently behind bars for stabbing their foster parent. got to hate to see what crimes demetrius major is committing. so a murderer and a lifer are expecting that the kids future he'd be a democrat in the house come this november. this baby halves the genes of two criminals she will be the first baby that one born to ship the delivery dr. wood stops on
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the. and yes the media uses the proper woke pronoun they are to describe the murderer who knocked up the ladies. because not doing so would be the real crime i think. we story about prisoners were seeking in a file in a birthday cake not a. [laughs] i admire the scam thing about terrified these folk suckers are there consumed over pronouns without questioning liska biological male murderer and woman's prison is a good plan. but the idiots he is all connected through wokeness. apparently the facility changes transgender policy last year so now allows transgender women haven't yet undergone sex reassignment to come in. we know that you met with a can shower monks inmates with of a china and no that's not illegal. and you wonder why women are getting knocked up in prison the official state it's a job hazard so what can you do? first may be canceled with drink specials on ladies' night stop
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housing biological males with females. that's a start. get them out of the woman's presence and into the college swimming pools where they belong. [laughs] so that's crime today. but let's just more criminals don't figure out this loophole. >> help, being robbed. >> break it up, break it up. you're going to jail. >> i'm sorry ma'am you going to leave jail. [laughs] >> i do know that emily was bald. >> should carry it now though. here in new york i keep being told the things you can improve right? the court outside of the subway sunday morning stop for ticket every day. and he was the worst milling person in the car. down the block for me two men got shot in dispute and for the
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pizza joint. >> greg: don't ever make fun of anyone who orders a slice with pineapple on it. maybe it's me but i keep feeling like adults have gone awol ever since we criminalized law and order anything that's left is the oppressed in their victims. as he allegedly oppressed to victimize and then use their statuses press. as a shield limit six of change the language and change the realities of life without letting the rest of us know. so were living in a lavish world with the left test out their horrifying theories on us before we operated on incentives and disincentives but not progressives of disconnected punishment and crime were left with the civilization at the mercy of the criminally insane. anyway happy monday. is it too soon to start drinking? let's welcome tonight's guests. he's an advocate's for spaying and neutering pets and some of our panelists host of dr. drew
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on the daily streaming show dr. drew at dr. drew tv about us dr. drew. boy if she talk any faster the audience would start square dancing outnumbered cohost emily compagno. she's my favorite charlie. often times a penny an fox news contributor charlie hurt. turned water into wine and she turned wanted to show them to work hung over. fox news contributor kat timpf. it's been months. i was word about you for a while. i thought maybe we transitioned in war and a woman's. >> dr.drew: could be very interesting move to make. >> greg: there's experts the aclu to get transgender women
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into the prison knowing that this would happen. >> dr.drew: out think that they believe that this would happen. look people have sexual relations in prison usually women with women, now we've had it women with and the problem is the liability of pregnancy. my question is is what's wrong with your profession and what is wrong with it because i feel like the sort of idea that they have is that all crime is mental health or something? and then to put someone with help mental health problems in prison is the wrong thing. so we worked in a psychiatric hospital for 35 years. all crime is not mental health. it is not there are criminals out there. it's crazy right? and there are people that are crazy the knee containment they need it so they need. and you can deal with that with some sort of facility but not the street and ankle bracelets. >> greg: ousting about this the other day and it's very strange the idea that somehow it's better to have the mentally
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ill on the streets of new york with her loud noises, cars beeping and crowds. that seems to be the worst place to be mentally ill and homeless. i would think that something with these have sanitarian's you know how the hills, people in white coats from that when you were a kid? the butterfly net. that's how i would solve problems. guys with white coats and butterfly nets. i have there wasn't a question there. dow your point i agree with you atticus the extreme of those attorneys. >> emily: the extreme portion of prosecutors and names who actually are prosecuting these crimes they should be. >> dr.drew: do they think it's a mental health problem? but the not doing that either. what is your plan? >> emily: god, i feel like i'm on the stand. i swear to say it so that when
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you talk about the oppressors using their shields. they get sued use transgender in the same prison as biological women and among others are correctional officers union, they strongly were against it. they called it and he said were trying to stop pregnancies obscene health issues. the sky impregnated two. in effect at the judge ruled in the favor there's multiple transgender's and there, what i don't understand is that there is an element of public safety protecting our citizens at somehow escape the judge in that decision right? well yes i guess the interest of fairness with the let the men, but what about the codid that? however in the interest of public safety the prison population prison women who want the one to a pregnant project sentencing said i've never seen a more depraved or senseless act of violence she ever gets out she will commit something like
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insane violence. she maintains adamantly that she was not. the point is that this calm person regardless of it it was a physical that might a pencil and advantage but that's were dealing with. to see if is the full mental capacity that she can be a mom in prison. all of this is backwards especially the nonprosecution and it's also why everyone should have a doberman's of these little chinese dogs. [laughs] >> greg: charlie ellie to put you under house arrest because her hair is murder in my heart. [laughs] [laughs] >> charlie: anyone who is a finger on my dog they're not going to jail. >> greg: are going 6 feet under to the party house. >> charlie: there will be no body found. nobody is kind of amazing this whole concept of consequences. does it occur to these people?
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how is she the country sort of politically divided once politically divided we tend to try to a rational is to try to understand what the other people assumed other people people are making rational and intelligent arguments and try to understand what they're saying. but this is no zone for them. it's like you let biological males the fema prisons when he thinks can happen? if i got convicted of murder. >> greg: i would do in the second hour identify immediately. it also identifies with the old lady so i could get other medications and things. i would identify i can it's a medical marijuana cup for my glaucoma, i probably need some percocets from a chronic herniated disc. i would identify every illness before i get arrested and have all of that. does not make sense? >> charlie: i think it would work, i think you could pull that off. they can build a special prison
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just for you and all your unicorn friends. >> greg: exactly. you know kat i think everyone knows that you own a cat. would it hurt you to know that some of you can your cat even though your cat is almost 40 years old. [laughs] [laughs] >> kat: he has the inhaler that helps him breathe. i'm serious. >> greg: i guess your cat -- >> kat: i would be word about him because he would just claw someone's eyes out. he's on a nice cat. whenever he's up on all the stuff. whenever he hears and of about a dog being stolen is like i wish it would be carl. and to think you can say that he's right there. we it's also that's why can ever go and take the dog out it would be safe for me to do so that's why c.a.m. needs to do it every
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time. >> greg: you live in a neighborhood with us a lot of issues going on. has gone better? >> kat: we were on a walk of the day's a homeless guy was going up the cars some crazy guy out of his mind. i also dog. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: some about being a replaceable. >> kat: to not even go to jail understand that. i would see if someone were to sue my dog at some point i would be like, they can be like a bad day for me. >> greg: i think the owner of the dog had the dog post drugs and weapons. publishing of glossed over that. >> it was one of only two dogs over dog napped over the weekend. >> greg: there was another when you're saying? that's double, that's on a hundred percent increase. went from one, two. startling. >> i think text the part of a larger trend. enter getting money for it.
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and it's so stupid and understand it. >> charlie: the first time they sell the dog for drugs and the new owner takes the dog to the vet to check the chip. >> greg: will now you know. carve the chip out is what you're saying, you make me sick to my stomach. before we go we have huge news for welcoming her studio audience a brand-new studio. free tickets are available right now starting monday may 2nd, go to foxnews.com/got felled. we are free tickets right now all this be awesome you have a lot huge audience. up next activist go bonkers claiming a black man donkey does hunkerli? ♪ ♪ feel the clarity— and make today the most wonderful time of the year. live claritin clear. (music)
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>> greg: a black man wearing black face. and now these there eating crow from comparing the black man to justin trudeau. a pair of woke stores in arizona that sustain emily falsely accused stool district claiming it hired tj kim coco hunter kiki hunter. to perform in blackface at a charity event only problem is the guys black. proving that with woke arizonans is not that he does to stupidity. i'm seeing a picture of hunter from the disco themed event stuart rode in who serve on the school district diversity, equity, and inclusion committee or die. they emailed the principal complaining about the blackface which was literally just a
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blackface. was the pta president the white lady said sorry. the reached out before making such accusations i cannot fathom the frustration he felt after you and others semicallous hours may should've thought about that but fair enough she's an idiot the other guy double down posting pictures of hunter and facebook suggesting quote it seems the very least he is in darker makeup. not blackface i'm completely mistaken and's the lighting of the patio. yet i was his way out most of them mistaken. he's a full-blown asset. that made no sense. we reached out to the both woke stores for comment as of this taping the word back. maybe there in west virginia purchasing all these fellows may look at all that blackface to my right? those are coal miners that was a
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joke. but they don't understand. was not great but the guy double down on it? that is so funny i just love that. >> emily: i'm think that that woman you said was, i think she was. apparently shall my committee and whatever one says about her is that she's part of the search and destroy committee were all they do is just attack the parents all day long for things like this no one is safe. so when you bring in someone who is committed this performative theater leg for who they can put on the target right? so they see that my gosh must be her so she can issue that apology fine but from what i understand she is leading the charge along with that guy the double down. >> greg: she sounds like a real [bleep]. go ahead you can make a snap judgment. here's what it reminds me of. >> dr.drew: one spent many
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decades in a psychiatric hospital every patient with a borderline personality disorder in the 80s and 90s came in with at least 20 lawsuits on their belt. every single one in your profession get him picking on you, finally figure out what's going on and started putting a stop to it but i think that they found other ways to act out their race borderline rage. none of this woman wants think she has anything when it's that kind of energy around things that aren't real. so to worrying about the makeup artist is a bit darker. he goes towards dilution. >> greg: everyone all of a sudden has tablet tulip. as only thing about. >> dr.drew: that's what moms do. i gather it's people who frankly entered the get together and focus or aggression somewhere else. >> greg: like etsy her people -- look at you. what movie was that from?
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kat on se this question, bill marr made this point i think this proves the point. there is more are so, so successful is because the left now so freaking funny. it's a funny story. this hilarious. >> kat: we are living in a south park episode. these diversity experts they call themselves experts they can tell that of the twin blackface and is black. is so common about that that are actually in a publicly shamed this entire charity event but the manage just a black man. on the double down and say okay love i made some kind of acknowledgment although certainly different than a white person i can offset. i'm pretty sure that it was still wearing blackface. you would send on that? it was a guy by the way it's like no one news we was, he
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works for the wnba team. this guy is well known. he's also black. exactly. that's the point of but he knows that. >> greg: the reason why did that he thought he could get away with it. but the person making accusations physically of everyone on their side i don't and a question. >> dr.drew: is and i'm gonna do that just some thinkable. but also the problem here is. it is hilarious but the serious side of it is the fact that there's actually making race relations in this country worse. normal people sort of moved on from all this you have this group of people called the race police also known as bigots. >> greg: the let the japanese pilots i don't know the the wars over. that is, that is. that's for sure. right now it's about being stuck on an island.
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>> as long as you have unicorns around. >> greg: the sure. [laughs] [laughs] up next twitter dysfunction on full display as elon continues to laugh and play. i'm just kidding. ♪ ♪
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>> greg: away hotter now from when i was 21 i'll let you know. they're still freaking out about elon musk's clout. his being slammed for buying twitter and cutting his own hair. critics say that a billionaire and charge of a media company is bad for free speech and democracy. but here's the thing. many of them long to run them by billionaires. feasibly mr. graham are owned by mark zuckerberg billionaire. jeff bezos bought "the washington post" into the 16, he's a space alien. the "atlantic" magazine is majority owned by lauren, steve jobs' widow. in time magazines on my
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billionaire mike m bloomberg obviously owned by howard hughes. los angeles by billionaire patrick. i did not know that. elon musk points out that the twitter owns most no shares if they get paid salary for me on the board no wonder they're scared of him. he can take their influence and their paycheck away. so step the media and the billionaires benefactors that has to be a good thing. like my rich uncle marty used to say. give the man a fish you feed him for a day teach a man a fish always fishing he grew his house and paying. he was such a [bleep] charlie but he was wrong on that one. i taught a lot of men to fish. [laughs] >> i think bill marsden to take back what he said about the show. >> greg: i'm not hedge on the show yet to be enjoying every
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minute of this right? >> charlie: hope he does i pray he does. i think be the greatest thing for a free press in this country and perhaps our lifetimes. kind of interesting is of course wealthy people have always owned. she is the widow's. great revolution of the internet was that it democratize everything. and they are good things about that and there's bad things about that. but you can't argue with the fact that is generally going in a very positive direction if you want more voices and you believe free breath. watching these people especially in the free press department. in newspapers and magazines freaking out over the concept that you have the sky says you know what overprotective or serve this for everybody let's give everyone a voice, watching them freak out completely virtual day. spill in the month microphone for them than what the
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microphone for the people. given all of this. 30 ask this? >> kat: i don't know because you have an acid. >> greg: bill cassidy this last week but would you purchase, he's purchasing something to fix it. if you unlimited money, what would you purchase? >> kat: no i just get a pj, private jet that's all i really want. what i buy? i'm not of the business of fixing anything. [laughs] >> greg: i would buy "rolling stone" magazine because i loved it and it fix it. >> kat: cannot buy the city of detroit? i would love to buy. i would buy detroit but don't worry i'll make it fun. any new thoughts on elon? >> kat: they throw the word billionaire around his cap billionaires own stuff. they buy stuff with her billions. >> greg: what exactly do expect him to do? is in a budget?
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i can only spend $30, your elon musk one by twitter by five twitters. some on fire. i'm even know if that's possible am i worrying you? >> dr.drew: this whole thing worries me a couple of things. first of all what about the stockholders want to get the vote on this? i don't understand with us on the first-order business on a board representing the stockholders and the sun will stock on the board is a lot of stock along the stockholders. the other thing of notice is a lot of mucking with language in the word free press is starting to shift don't even know talk about this clearly elon musk once for your expression. free press assuming processing control to protect democracy. not sure what that is. you know charlie on what it is. >> greg: other tribal content moderation everyone doesn't like. believe or not we moderate the content of the show. [laughs] but using it in a different way,
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using it as we call a dog whistle for censorship. what would you take hostile takeover if you could do to the l.a. raiders? >> emily: the oakland raiders? >> greg: there and las vegas lady a treaty. >> emily: anyway is what i thought totally summed up this whole situation which sort of of the writers the atlantic. the title by elon musk and how crazy it is. colder billionaire [bleep] basically is infantile who unfathomable wealth and even unlikely that he will carry out in the most ridiculous plan. that's exactly this wealth. i think what sets elon musk apart is that he has a vision how dare he privatize space in conjunction with nasa just sort of a dying agency provided a spark that benefited literally in the future hundreds of millions of people and are so slow it down him for that because he is a vision. it's exactly the same thing that
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silicon valley is already doing we spilling their wealth and concentrating their wealth and buying [bleep] show that one person buys it and a commitment innovation to make something that has turned toxic actually wonderful. try to create a restore a virtual town square and then they want to hang him for it. >> greg: the benefit to that is that it is the drug drip for the journals. smart people on facebook all the journalists flow every morning i do it myself and the seasonal not a journalist anymore. [laughs] they suck off that [laughs] thereon twitter but they got to get all the rage out. every terms that [bleep] off then it's gone. we were at the chase stories instead of retweets. >> charlie: the beauty of twitter is that it's an
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extraordinary vehicle for sharing information. the press, the reporters an amazing vehicle to talk about themselves. >> greg: and manipulate narratives as well. it's about me, it's about me and how important i am in the stories i'm working on and that's right much be out sharing information not in the plating it. our elon musk i'll definitely buy grits. the rural tabloid. amadeus advertised the back of comic books. look at the newspaper bag? >> kat: no. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: i can't believe i out aged of you. you and are the same age. a little older. you never heard of it? all people suck. >> dr.drew: there was a period when i was in training and i don't know what happened. [laughs] >> greg: i was there i was in the medical for a while. [laughs] on easter donald trump set of
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>> greg: what's in donald trump's easter basket? keeps his enemies near spreading easter cheer. release the statement yesterday happy easter to all including the radical left media for doing everything possible to destroy our country maybe not succeed. nevertheless be happy healthy and well. from he also wish happy easter teresa's attorney general letitia james. she remained healthy despite the fact that she will continue to drive us out of new york while the same time keeping crime death and destruction in new york. that is way better than anything from walmart. and only donald trump to make
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you full dirty will take the high road. hopefully these messages will be a new part tradition. why not it appears more and more things from his alarm enough. over the some 2018? >> it sad when germany makes a massive oil and gas deal with russia. we are supposed to be guarding against russia and germany goes out and pays millions, and millions of dollars a year to russia. >> how can be together when a country is spinning its energy from the person that you want protection against her from the group protection? >> greg: of that, of course people mocked him being concerned about it for years ago. >> the world has gone crazy his performance was beyond belief. >> never seen a president say anything strange or counterproductive as
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president donald trump. >> presenting in or about is him is to cozy with russian president latimer pruden. >> does can i have that same feeling physical a lot of criticism that he's i'm not, extremities that is. >> that footage that you showed the beginning of the show needs to be put into a time capsule. >> greg: and so should you out even know who you are. it was right there were all wrong, germany is struggling to survive without russian oil how did that happen? this is all about the joe biden administration is in a cell to drill on federal land summing that he has originally a campaign against. we can we put joe biden remember he forgets who the easter bunny is. >> greg: was at the best easter message he wished him the best.
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>> kat: he definitely wrote it. [laughs] >> greg: he's one of the greatest writers in american history. >> kat: people were comparing. everybody when you get to that level you have a team of writers but donald trump is very much like the statement guys me. i'm that guy. i'm a writer. sounds like what he says on every outlet. >> greg: i can help dr. drew. [laughs] >> dr.drew: whenever he sends a message there is a certain group of people that really go wild. and i would argue that that degree of spin that they get into that although into the covert understand what happened here why it's so upsetting to them. i think it's what you're saying. that is not used to hearing from person used to hearing from a
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team. >> kat: my family easter group chat was worse. >> greg: how to go? >> dr.drew: who was it who said it? >> kat: you know, you know. >> greg: is try to keep the show one point. i'm a model of something. i lost my train of thought there emily. you aren't sure how you feel about this do you? >> emily: i felt like his easter message was full of half the princess bride, and have the grace and talladega nights nona mean? have serious and an half caveat. and then also for the whole i'm never seen anything so counterproductive. joe biden hold my beer. as every day of his presidency we've been subjected to absolute mental rot and invertebrate incompetence. donald trump is an absolute genius, i'm not wrong. [laughs]
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[laughs] >> greg: not wrong at all, at all. it's like that they going around for more of our friends is the rearview mirror series the further that he gets behind with and further in the rearview mirror all the stuff is looking better, and better, and better. and it's funny and then try to figure out that he passed off a lot of people but ends up directionally true on. >> charlie: we never seen those things the way that we have with him in politics. just because the change is so dramatic. perfect example gone up to the twitter thing this the press on twitter. how is it that you have a guy like donald trump who was in the white house if you love the news you can't not love donald trump as president. it is to provide a lot of news. and obviously you can disagree with this position on things. and he was right about a lot of things if not about everything. you have the disagreements but
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from an entertainment, from a news value i do understand how this people don't appreciate. >> greg: always called him a news potato casino how you can make a million things at a potato like a casserole you can of a baked potato, twice baked potato french fried. the curly fries. hash browns tater tots that's from. you make different meals out of him he can fill the show if he was around. >> charlie: and we did. if donald trump had been around during shakespeare's time. shakespeare would've rewritten all of its history, all of his comedy, all of his tragedy to insert this amazing character donald trump and all of them. >> greg: it's interesting theory but i don't think we'll be able to prove it. no, no. how's your time machine working? [laughs] [laughs] okay, okay. was it ready yesterday? >> charlie: little time travel
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the story in five words. first, location, and invasion. doctor drew, earth location into outer space, why are we so thirsty? >> we are thirsty, grandiose, we assume that aliens are aggressive as we are. who knows. probably nothing like that whatsoever, but as you saw, that could be the product of something that has been well shown. these hallucinations. >> i have them as well. i used to get them when i was younger. and i was like okay. they said that i was the inspiration for gargoyles. [laughter] >> this is something that humans can talk about in their heads. >> i did not know that. i just did not know that. [laughter] >> they don't look like that? [laughter] >> no, emily.
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[laughter] >> wouldn't it be great, you know, what if aliens were super tiny. >> well, i firmly believe that they are part of the shared consciousness. because we are part of this, but we already have sussed out the location, so this whole thing is fear mongering. because if they were going to invade, i feel like they would have done it already. >> i mean, you do? >> yes, i do. >> we eat cattle, i want to eat an alien. because once we had space aliens, why are we eating earthlings? they come in peace, turn them into food. that's what i say. [laughter] >> i used to say that the best bumper sticker would be donald trump for president, you can't screw it up. now i'm ready to say put the
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aliens in charge. >> they could be in charge. we don't know where covid-19 came from. it could be aliens. >> it explains a lot of things. [laughter] >> what do you think about that? [laughter] >> it could have been a space alien that came in our bloodstream. >> well, i think there is your next quote. [laughter] >> viruses or maybe aliens. you know, these are bacteria that got into our cells. >> okay, if we don't know, why are we messaging them? [laughter] >> sometimes i have sent a message and then i didn't convey what i was trying to. that was with another human. so i don't think that we should be messaging the aliens. [laughter] it's very stressful.
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