state. you don't want to miss this. it will be awesome. can't wait. >> that's going to be good. set your dvr to record it. i am jason chaffetz filling in for laura ingraham. have a great, wonderful weekend. thank you. >> greg: wow! it's already friday. what a great show we have. walter is here. his work shows up in libraries more often than horny homeless guys. and kat is here. knows how to balance a checkbook. i meant to say throe up in a cab. and tyrus did the electric slide at a wedding. there were no survivors.

i am lucky. have you seen the johnny depp trial suing his ex-wife for calling him a wife beater. low lights. >> there were dinner and drugs. >> cocaine? >> no, but it would fit cocaine. >> you would drink whiskey in the morning. >> isn't happy hour any time? i don't believe i am the only human being that punched the door or broke something on my side of the bed with human fecal matter. >> greg: sad and gross and riveting but kind of inspiring. bear with me on this. we will be curious what is going

on. it's not like we care what peter deluis is up to. there is lots of drinking and drug use. a finger sliced and passing out and bottle throwing. what dana perino would call a quiet night at home. generally i stay away from this stuff because it's weird to turn

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tyrus. >> [applauding]. >> greg: i think johnny depp is perfect for this show. >> you bought his act? >> yessi did. that was like a sermon on oprah. we are all flawed. >> greg: aren't we? >> well,i am not, but he is. >> greg: is he brave or nuts. this is not a divorce hearing. he didn't have to do this. he is causing all of this it laundry to come out. is that brave because he needs to clear his name or nuts? >> it's one long personnel ad for the most screwed up lady in the world. this is a mess. this is like a trip to the monkey house. these people spent their marriage throwing food and bleeding and having diarrhea. they didn't need a marriage counsellor.

they needed a trained zoologist. the thing is amber has yet to be heard. >> greg: but turd. >> i have a theory on celebrity on celebrity trails. whoever is more famous wins. after seeing how much you brought into john's performance he is a sure thing to win. >> greg: you think i am a sucker? >> the pauses i heard johnny using were the most deliberate i have heard outside of the pirates of caribbean. growing i love that. tyrus. you see somebody that successful dealing with horrible problems doesn't it give everyone hope. >> your monologue was spot on.

he is dramatic. there has to be a sense of a get it. i get it. it's better to be known as a drug doing weirdo than a domestic violence guy. that's what he is fighting against. what would you rather be? he would rather all his stuff come out and looking weak and embarrassing him. even the stuff on his behalf as a man. he looks terrible. the cross-examination, drugs, right? when i hear those questions, their case is not as strong as his. they are trying to get people to go he is a disgusting human being because he is does drugs so clearly he is a wife beater.

he said i am all of these things because of my relationship and he handled it wrong. we have all been there. went outside and never came back. it's the performance of his lifetime. it's his life. he will never get a movie again if you are a domestic violence guy. but a drug addict, you can get some work. >> greg: that's true. dagen mcdowell, do you care at all about this? >> i cared so much. i laid on my sofa, prone covered if dog hair, could have been vacuuming. i watched 2 days, every hour of his testimony. on direct one day and on cross. this is after i got home from work.

i am almost his age. he was kind of a go-to. i will think they would meet him in a dive bar and i will be his. now he is gettable for me. >> [laughing]. >> he is also -- his witnesses relatable. what chick hasn't gotten up in the morning and there is dude in your kitchen, wearing a richard petty hat. he is getting in a fight with the paper towel holder and kicking the toaster oven and storms out of the room? in my case i gave him $50 to buy more wine. he disappeared and never came back. >> and they call me a novelist. >> i would buy that book.

>> greg: i would too. kat, tyrus, the distinction is important. that comes off as self-destructive which is sad but not as sadistic which is what she comes off. >> yes, the dump in the bed is unbelievable and huge for me. you know what? i am not like difficult to handle and crazy like i thought i was. i am a chill girl. i never thought -- i am well adjusted. easygoing. chill walk in the park type of girl. not only have i never done that, i never thought about it. i don't think i bragged about always using a toilet for 30 years. >> now you can. >> now i can start bragging

again. i always use a toilet. >> yes. >> to kat's point. if you are doing those type of things, you are not in fear. that's not someone who is afraid. >> greg: that's true. he had recordings. she belittled him. he said you were hitting me. >> those are not punches. man up. i didn't punch her, i hit her. know the difference sweetheart. that won't go over in any court. >> greg: all right. we will get him to come to the show. we have exciting news. our live studio adience returns monday and we are moving to a brand new studio. up next, we are not above gloating cnn's ship that is no

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>> greg: cnn plus was not worth the fuss. they dreamed this people would pay for their lousy streaming. they are shutting down just a month after launching. the only thing streaming are their new ceo's top tears. see they were shocked viewers didn't want to pay for programs they could see for 3. it might be the most expensive failure since bloomberg ran for

president. what is all of the high-priced talent over there will have to go back to stealing twitter videos. and chris wallace may take over on chris cuomo's spot on cnn. all of the shows will be replaced by this for the final week. >> oh, man. >> yeah. >> dana perino, you are the business mind. they say it was a bad business model. no it was a bad product. cnn is only worth it when it's

free. remember when you got a fake magazine with fake articles. that's what cnn was. >> you can't get away from it. in the airport avert your eyes. you will turn into a pillar of salt. >> greg: or boredom. >> the business division, warner brothers discovery, it was part of at&t and spun off. they merged with discovery just 2 weeks ago. why did they launch this sack of [bleep] right before the merger? the thinking had to have been we have to get this thing out because it buys us a year of life. they had no idea that the management of the new company

would come in and can it approximatelied. -- immediately. get it out or they would nuke it. after 2 weeks you have to get out of here. they wanted people to pay $6 a month to watch chris wallace interview people we thought were dead. joan collins. brimley, he is dead. >> greg: yes. who is alive? [laughing]. greg kat people are saying how dare you gloat when people lost their jobs? but cnn went after people at fox fired and get advertisers to stop sponsoring fox.

i don't give a [bleep] if this is gloating. >> you never done. >> that's tremendousy on point. >> i don't think you need to justify. it's who you are. >> greg: is that a compliment? >> just an observation. i am confused how it got to be so massive. how many people were yes. i will go with this. i want a job here. we all knew this wasn't going to work. i got involved with things i knew they would not work but they were full of passion and fun. i don't think you can say that about cnn plus. >> greg: we went to who [bleep] the bed more amber or cnn plus? >> there was a lot of sex going

on. i remember seeing them running a thing trying to campaign to have fox taken off local cable network subscriptions. they went all in. my advice would be this. for those who jumped ship. next time you jump ship check the name of the boatyou are jumping into. boats do it avoid the titanic and anything with 2 n's on it. just putting that out there, chris wallace. good luck. the ship when it sinks there are no life preservers. good luck. sorry. won't miss you. try to cancel somebody else. >> greg: what do you make of this, walter? >> my job is to be more suspicious than anyone else.

when they say they lost $300 million? that's $300 million that somebody got. the reason they got it right before they got bought, whoever needed that $300 million could run away with it before the new management came. number 2, this is the same network that celebrated the loss of tens of thousands jobs for vaccine mandates. every time a pilot got fired. cnn got its wing. now it's cnn minus and i don't think anyone cares. >> i have one. cnn plus a zit lasts longer. >> greg: it seemed like 10 years. i heard about it before it started and we will be talking about it a year from now.

>> it's the much hyped cnn plus. who hyped it? >> yes, he did it. if you are going to put faces on the cover of a network, you don't start with selfies. >> greg: he didn't have a face. it's like a piece of dough with 2 raisins in it. >> what is he going to do cancel us? >> it's funny because it's true. >> greg: another kamala harris staffer seeks a greener pasture. >> .

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poets. maybe she just needs music. >> space is exciting. >> ♪ ♪ >> it spurns our imagination and spurns us to ask big questions. >> ♪ ♪ . >> space affects us all. it connects us all. >> ♪♪ >> [laughing]. >> now it's interesting. >> i was right. >> i want more. >> i want more! >> greg: i could have listened to that for 20 minutes. it's like shatner. >> i heard that at a coffey shop in brooklyn. >> i would pay $20 with a giant cup of tea to hear that. >> greg: yes. >> the place sounds like candles but you can't see.

>> she said space connects us all. space disconnects us. if space connects us all and we reached into a bag of potato chips there would be one big chip and would already be in your mouth. her understanding of physics is absolutely the opposite of mine. >> [laughing]. >> that's another t-shirt. >> yes. >> it won't make the cut >> you discovered how to make her successful. >> the sign language guy out. >> the guy with the bongos. i was transfixed. i admired the beat poets.

kerouac was one of my favorite writers. >> she doesn't have rhythm and poetry and has speech writers that know nothing. >> she doesn't read. >> any vice-president's job is to make her president look good. that's hard in this case. her job is to even more disorienting than the president himself. >> she is doing great. >> kat, what do you think? >> every time someone resigns i am alarmed. how many people are on the staff? it's like the chief of everything. she still can't get anything done. if i had a bunch of staffers how do you keep track? >> you have a chief to open your

mail. how are they all chiefs and chiefs of other people? that's a lot of people. >> greg: a lot of people. is she one of those people that walks into a room and is unaware over a short period of time people start leaving the room? she is not aware of it until she is like where did everybody go? the party is over. she doesn't know they are leaving her because she's doctor. >> it's like hillary clinton wondering why she is so unlikeable and lost the presidentialal election. the same thing with kamala harris. i will write an autobiography and call it forgiving. call it you can get ahead if you are a bitch like me.

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holes. >> greg: dagen mcdowell, business expert. could you make the argument it's a huge industry and that merits a major in adult entertainment? >> do you need to it pay $60,000 a year to learn about pornography? no. i will note, kat, back in the day, when you would go into a theatre to watch triple-x films you would see the same strangers over and over again but it was dark. it wasn't that awkward. what gets you an a in this class and what gets you an f? >> whatever you watch is sexist. >> exactly. >> this is a left wing cat fish to lure people in. this is a women's studies class about inequality. >> greg: what is ruining porn and nobody talks about this. no offense to you, tyrus.

>> where is this going? >> greg: all of the tattoos. young women now, walter. they have tattoos all over their bodys. >> how do you know? >> he researches everyone story. >> i don't watch it. i am a baptized mormon. they are over-compensating in utah. utah is a hot bed for silicone valley types. they are broadcasting to the world they are help. -- hip. it's mormons trying to get ahead of the rest of us. >> greg: it's people trying to distance themselves from being label from fuddy-duddies. >> i think they want to catch up with the great reputation of

yale and princeton. they are going too far. >> greg: what do you think, tyrus? >> i think that this in a group of young men who watch a lot of porn and sit on the internet, we say they live with their moms and i that are morons and horrible people. there is always one that is smarter than the rest and applies himself and gets a doctorate and gets a job at a college. he wants to surround himself with peers and show what they went through matters. he is a pioneer. he did this porn class. him and 35 slightly out of shape guys with bellies hanging out of the bottom of their shirts will be in the classroom and everyone will be looking around for when the girls are coming in. there will be no girls in the classroom. a bunch of guys lying and saying

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>> greg: a story in 5 words. old folks really are happier. all right. dagen mcdowell, the study found that people who volunteer or give to charity have higher levels of okytockin. does this make sense? >> no, they are not particularly kind and friendly.

in the supermarket at line somebody over the age of 70 they are banging the back of your legs with l carts because they are in ia hurry to go nowhere. >> greg: i disagree. i only go by my personal viewpoint, kat. i am happier as a get older even though i am inching closer to death. i am freer because i share and help others as you have mentioned to many times about my generosity. i am almost relentlessly giving to it all the people around me including our staffers. >> oh, yeah, sounds like i would say that. i don't know. i buy that it old people are happier. but i thought that was because they can say something hurts and get an opiate prescription.

>> greg: why can't it be both? >> i am go with the drugs. >> greg: tyrus, the biggest tragedy is we prioritize young people over the wisdom of old. >> you are reading my mind. it has to do with wisdom and enjoying the dumpster fire that is the younger generation. like the 2 bulls on the hills. a young one and old one and the young one races down the hill. it's about wisdom. when we see the dumb younger generation it's entertaining. my cars and house are paid for. i might get a reverse mortgage.

i don't know. i worked hard my life and saved and did things right. i will enjoy it and watch you fight over buying an iphone. i still have a rotory because i prioritize [bleep]. >> greg: it's the young market that matters. we marginalized people who can help young people. there is mow mentoring because of that. old people are a pain in the ass and young people have all of the ideas. it's not true, walter? answer me. >> there was so much there, greg. the secret to happiness is forgetful inns. -- forgetfulness.

forgetting how boring and tedious and painful life. old people are great at forgetting stuff. >> greg: that's why biden is so happy. >> they call it the love hormone. i thought the whole story was an excuse to explain why joe biden's is always kissing little girl's hair am he has the love hormone and can't help it. >> greg: your suspicion corrupts every topic. >> because the rest of you turned into -- >> how dare you. i say [bleep]. >> we need stability around here. >> well, i stand corrected or sit corrected. we'll be right back. kitchen? so.

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