saying i'd be better off keeping them out. my theory was always we should work for the best and prepare for the worst. and the chinese thought i was being too tough on them. >> laura: china has now a massive trade surplus with the united states. $355 billion deficit. >> greg: happy, glorious tuesday. what an amazing tuesday. congrats to tyrus who woke up to a number one book on amazon. leanne congrats to kat who woke up to a booking at rikers island. >> so mean. >> greg: i know. to the insane media response over elon musk buying twitter. even brian stelter was pulling his heroine. how to use tweezers but now his back is as smooth as a baby's bottom. i've never seen so many opinions and so many bad ones but that's

the point. you can see them. the anti-musk-ers have their way you'd only see theirs. they got used to social media of being their own personal highlight reel. now they are about to get online exposure that would make kim kardashian butt jealous. isn't it weird that they broom askers are also the anti-musk-ers. they want you to cover your mounds at all times. while their mouths are open 24 hours like a 7-eleven with a slurpie's give you cold sores. let's listen to the dumb mistake in the universe from ari melber. >> this thing matters a ton. if you own all of twitter or facebook or what have you you don't have to explain yourself pretty don't even have to be transparent. you can secretly ban one party's candidate or all of its candidates, all of its nominees or you could secretly turn down the reach of their stuff and turn up the reach of something else and the rest of us might not even find out about it until

after the election. >> greg: exactly. my god, where has this moron been. he described how the left has already manipulated social media and very real stories like hunter's laptop. talk about projection. it's like alec baldwin crashing a gun safety course and shouting "sounds like someone could get hurt with one of these things." and he exposed the problem musk aims to solve. they are not really afraid of what conservatives might do to them. they are afraid because they know they've been reading the game and that everyone else will know it too. hence the tantrums. here is cnn's lump of mashed potatoes limiting twitters new freedom. >> if you get invited to something where there are no rules. total freedom for everybody. do you actually want to go to that party? or are you going to decide to stay home? >> greg: yeah, we are going to

that party. mr. hall monitor. picture this fella in high school. hey, brian, it's jennifer. my parents are away all weekend so i'm having a huge bash at my house saturday night. are you coming or what? did you say no adult supervision? who is going to moderate alcohol. who is checking ids. is there going to be loud music. sorry, i'm going to have to call your parents. there is a "star trek" documentary on syfy network. obviously that's unrealistic. jen would never call brian in first place. she only dates guys who can see their toes. meanwhile, others worry that musk has made it unsafe for women and minorities and he could bully reporters who modestly see themselves as more threatened than undocumented nonbinary sea turtles. >> summer celebrating, other kids are concerned that a hands-off approach will make twitter a haven for disinformation and hate speech. musk has use the platform to bully critics and reporters. >> some critics are concerned

that musk's pursuit of free speech will collide with growing safety problems on twitter especially for women and minorities. >> greg: are women and minorities that week that they need extra protection from speech? that's insulting. then there is the view injecting race into it. >> on twitter it's predominantly straight white men. so when elon musk says wow, this is about free speech, it seems to me that it's about free speech of straight white men. >> greg: free speech for straight white men. i bet that's news to george takei. why should she care! she is on the view which is free speech for dumb broad's. thank you, tyrus. well-placed. even before twitter was sold, morning joe was about to morning blow. >> to me when the richest guy in

the world takes over the most important social media platform, that's just not a winning formula. >> it reminds me of old bond movies where dr. evil and guys like that or goldfinger were going take over the media. i just -- there's something not great about it. >> greg: musk upsets donnie's tummy. is he five? lie down and mommy will bring you some saltines. daddy will be home soon and you can show them how you went poo poo. to miller demille living twitter. it raises the question who the hell is jamila jamil? don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. they are like drunks getting thrown out of a club scene the e

-- they lost a customer. have you ever seen some of the people freak out over nothing? maybe it's not nothing. maybe they should freak out. they are engaging on the taste of freedom. for fans of free speech it doesn't get more delicious. for so many lazy liberals twitter was her favorite restaurant where they can get the best seat in the house right by the window and it was not a menu it didn't exist. and your opinions weren't welcome because there's needed protection. they would tell you to build your own restaurant. then they would call the health apartment or shutting down. they needed a velvet rope to protect results from you and now the rope is gone and they're not handling it well. >> that's it. twitter is dead to me. i am deleting my account. i have since pulls. >> wow, that's a big step. >> just checking twitter to see if anyone knows who left. oh, my god, you searched

#katleavestwitter. zero results. >> i didn't know people would be okay without my fiery hot takes. >> sure. >> can i get you to take a look at something? oh, my god. checking twitter on your desktop? you can't stop. admitted. all of this because you hate elon musk? >> what is in elon musk? i quit twitter because it allows extremists and porn and extreme porn. >> really? and it's free? >> yeah. >> can you excuse me. >> greg: cnn plus imploding. this meltdown. it's like christmas in april. the left got a nice chunk of fossil fuel. they think the solution to everything is censorship of words, ideas. that's not acceptable in a free society. but the reply of "shut up, stupid" no longer works.

shrieking transfer transphobic racist misogynist falling by the wayside. now they are losing control of themselves. they are a clown car overstepped and broken down at the side of the road watching a tesla zoom by. so welcome to the freedom party, lefties. i'm the first amendment. nice to finally meet you. let's welcome tonight's guests. her work on mansion global has made her part of our mansion family. casey mcdonnell. if you walked a mile in his shoes, you'll probably get athlete's foot. the founder, michael loftus. she has on more watch list than "game of thrones." fox news contributor kat timpf. i bought 50 copies of his book which i stand on to look him in the eye. my massive sidekick and the n.w.a.'s world television champion, tyrus.

i'm going to go to you, tyrus. not deletions again. you mentioned this to me last night, that you saw your twitter feed go up after the sale. twitter feed. twitter followers. i go home. i did too, thousands. what you make of this? >> i don't tweet that much and i was playing my xbox i happened to look for when did i have 400,000 -- what? i kept noticing every minute 100 new followers, 100 new followers. okay. they are trying to clean up. they either were -- they said they adjusted the dials to your reach. apparently they took young viewership away from us because apparently that's the demographic. that's what it looks like. a lot of young people and stuff. i was like okay. this makes sense. they are doing a lot of cleaning up. but this is like the guy who cheats on his wife all the time

and then you meet him at the bar and he is destroyed because his wife cheated on him. how could she do this to me? the betrayal. yeah, i cheated but it was different. she talked to them. i never talked to them. your like bro, it's the same thing. they are getting their own medicine and they are really upset about it. i have never seen -- i don't know any other place in a world where billionaires like hey, i'm going to come help your company and everyone would be upset about it and the last thing you misread that stelter thing way wrong. he was really trying to get that guy to hang out with him. i party where there was no rules. you can do whatever you want. your favorite foods. he -- his voice changed. hang out and watch movies. i think that was -- he was trying to make a friend. it's tough over there. he has lost a lot of friends. he really needs a friend.

this is wow, this is what happens when one is in charge and you get demoted and now they are at the pool with the rest of us. i hope they can swim. >> greg: we are the ruffians. kacie, welcome back to the show. you look delightful. >> thank you so much. >> greg: my pleasure. what do you do? what is your take on this whole thing? big news in the media. what's your impression questioning >> as a woman i felt unsafe on twitter since i joined in 2008. the left loved elon musk. he gave us electric cars. if you couldn't afford gas, just go buy a tesla. that works for everybody. by two. now he is this evil super villain. they are like, just listen to jeff bezos but then jeff bezos has maybe not. it's a vicious cycle and it's a taste of their own medicine, to your point, tyrus. >> greg: is there anything you want to change? any products? >> i hate the edit button. >> greg: you hated?

>> i think so. i would miss your tweets, kat. >> thank you. my tweets are very good. i got a lot more followers and i just feel bad for all the people that were missing out on all of my hot takes this whole time basically they are all young go-getters. >> i am sure. [laughter] it's not just men in their 70s interested in your feet. >> but where would i be without those guys? nowhere. >> greg: where would you be without your feet? >> nowhere. >> greg: you would be defeated. wow. >> triple word score. >> i love when kacie is on the show because someone on the show was nice to me. >> i love you. we are cat ladies. >> greg: everybody is nice to you here. >> that is true, greg. >> greg: anything else, analysis wise? >> talking to you when looking at you. >> sure, that's what i do for a living. it's been the best to see how many people are quitting and being like okay, now it's just

instagram. a billionaire doesn't own that one. pay attention to anything except with the outrages of the day they are like these people are pissed so i'm going to be pissed as well to prove what a good person i am. i don't like anyone is going to care. it's not like me living twitter which would devastate everyone. >> greg: michael, how do you feel about this? >> loving every second of it but i will find something to bitch about. >> greg: please do. >> elon musk came in because everyone knew there was an algorithm and voices were being dialed down and others were being amplified and they were using it like a leader pointer with cats. hey, follow the story. that's the important one, not that. don't do that for a getaway, mr. president. look over here. it was all horrible and yet our government was standing by and doing nothing. hunter's laptop's story is made

to go away and other voices amplified. it's directly affecting our elections. as nancy pelosi would say, our sacred democracy. elon musk has to come in and save the day and do this which is a real let down but i'm loving the freak out. it's like that seen in "caddyshack" when they let all the caddy swim in the pool and everybody is flipping out. it's great. >> greg: i never saw them leave i know what you're talking about. >> you never saw "caddyshack"? >> greg: i think i did but i don't know if i was sober. >> have jean write down the name of everyone leaves twitter so we can do a whole show about how they're coming back to fight the good fight. >> greg: yes. >> i stepped away. >> greg: now i am back. >> i also love the people on twitter who are like, so he'll spend billions on this but he didn't clean the creek? like he is america's handyman. you spent your money on that. what about my cat had a hair ball? >> 40 iphones in the year. >> greg: also what kacie said, people are going, imagine how much money could've been spent

on climate change. the guy makes electric cars, you idiot. he can do this. anyway pay before we go, a quick announcement. that sounded like bad news. come see me on my book tour saturday may 21st at the eccles theater in salt lake city. i wonder if that is related to teddy eccles. he was an actor from the 70s. tyrus will be there. for a meet and greet and book signing. teddy eccles used to be and where tv shows. >> i've never seen "caddyshack" but i'll talk about teddy eccles! >> greg: get tickets. it's in utah. may 21st. up next, will young refused to vote for democrats old goats? are you gonna stop me? uh-oh... i'm almost there... too late! boom! earn big time with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours. ♪ ♪ how's he still playin'?

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>> greg: welcome back and i mean that sincerely. young adults have misgivings about the president who needs

assisted living. democrats face the awful truth. their prehistoric leader doesn't appeal to the youth. according to a poll out of harvard, my safety school, voters under 30 have soured on president biden like a container of cottage cheese that banded in the cnn place for them. don lemons name on it. on job approval he lost 18 points in the past year among 18 to 29-year-olds and the problem isn't just disapproval. its disengagement. when it comes to the midterms, 42% agreed with the statement "i don't believe my vote will make a real difference." that's the same reason i gave for skipping pete hegseth wet t-shirt contest. he is a lock. why go. mark penn, former pollster and advisor to the clintons who will definitely not be found out someday, argues that voters haven't been afraid -- i never know what's funny -- like this in a long time.

it's like biden went as a zombie for halloween and a few days later they realized that wasn't an act. he describes the dire situation in this country as combining "the nuclear anxieties of the 1950s and 60s with the inflation threat of the 70s. the crime wave of the 80s and 90s and the tensions over illegal immigration in the 2,000 euros and beyond. you left out the charleston craze of the 1930s. we asked a man who was there for all those events plus the war of 1812 to comment. >> so nobody likes me anymore. come on, man. nobody likes anything anymore. rebutting used the like everything. they get email. you've got mail. they liked it. not like it anymore. nobody likes tom cruise. rudy love tom cruise. i don't like him anymore. i don't know why. hanging off a building. tom hanks. i guess they like tom hanks.

i don't like him. i'm tom hanks. shut up. funky town. remember everybody wanted to go to funky town. what you take me to funky town. nobody wants to go there anymore. why not? i'll go to funky town. come on, man. i'll go to funky town! >> greg: that is disgusting and wonderful. biden's approval is the second lowest since the 1950s, almost as unpopular as you. what does that say? >> well, it says this. you can only hide the truth for so long. you can insist it's going great. oh that's putin's fault. that's that guy's fault. it's horrible. you can't hide it. you can't disguise it. everything is more expensive. the world is less safe. the dude can't walk upstairs. he's terrified of the easter bunny. he is shaking hands with ghosts.

even when the kid has to buy something coming to the price tag of something. it's a vote for the g.o.p. we see how expensive crap's. yeah, this guy does suck. i guess i'll steal it because i am in san francisco and i will just walk out the door. >> greg: like the title for a book "shaking hands with ghosts: my time with the supernatural" by dr. jill biden. i don't know, kacie, you are young. his approval is dropping out with young people. >> i am not under 30, greg. >> greg: you don't look a day over 47. >> the extensions, they are new. it's a lot to unpack. your point, i turned down asparagus because they were $20 for the little bushel. >> i turned it down because it was asparagus. >> greg: asparagus makes you

pee smell. >> you are short. >> greg: asparagus is expensive. i couldn't find any corn. [laughter] i couldn't. no corn on the cob. it is putin's fault. putin's corn. >> that gave me a name for a book. "putin's corn" by dr. jill biden. >> greg: do you think he's done? >> we are talking about will he win reelection? who is going to be his new running mate? is he going to make it? is it going to be kamala? >> greg: none of us know except for kat. you wrote a piece for "the wall street journal" predicting what will happen. can you summarize everything? >> i am actually bill mcgurn and nobody knows it. >> that makes a lot of sense. >> i am his ghostwriter. i think nobody was really that excited about biden at all.

except that he was not trump. he said he was going to give everybody a lot of stuff. now people aren't really -- people aren't talking about trump as much anymore and now inflation is made all the stuff everyone already has so much more extensive. i think people are starting to question the idea of more handouts that make it even worse. i don't know. you set the bar really high. people were dancing in the street. >> greg: i remember that. he was like, what are you dancing about? >> they didn't know. >> greg: he was able to pull the worst of every decade because he has had working experience in every decade. he was there. i remember those gas lines. isn't that bizarre? >> what is bizarre and i'm glad that you use that word. they are saying that there is one group?

there is just young people that have the issue? what? finally one group that doesn't have an issue. find me one group. oh, the 40-year-olds are thrilled. he's up 20 points in that poll. nowhere. it doesn't matter if it's young people and they're like well, no. even if he offered them money. i will pay off your student loans. they were like bro, we are not even in school. he doesn't get it. i do know now who's running the show. for months they were like, who is it? is it psaki? why put a p in front of it? it's confusing. it is whoever is in the rabbit costume. that's who's running the show. >> the easter bunny. >> he didn't know who was running the show and why he was out shaking hands with people, and the bunny said... it's time to go, old man. we've got to find out who is in

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suspect it was afraid to come forward because he thought they might get in trouble. where do you think he was, california? in the golden state you have to give bergerson avocado rap federal of sharman for when they speak to anyone in your doorstep. i know that for a fact. this sheriff prefers you shoot an intruder. you're more than welcome to stand your ground while you squeeze off a few rounds. >> someone's breaking into your house, you're more than welcome to shoot them in santa rosa county. we prefer that you do. >> greg: that is one way to reduce crime scene tape or paperwork. does that sound reckless? if only there were a gun safety class they offered every other saturday could make you shoot a lot better and hopefully save the taxpayers money. >> we have a gun safety class that we put on every other saturday. if you take that, you'll shoot a lot better and hopefully you'll

save taxpayers money. >> greg: wow. a class that supports the second amendment but doesn't teach toddlers to do lap dances. no wonder liberals hate florida. [laughter] thank you for that. sometimes silence is awesome. >> it was the move after it, the all of the martini. >> greg: now you are talking, michael. shooting intruders, isn't that how you get your wardrobe? >> zinger. zinger. i love this story. i love this sheriff. this is the spirit we need again in america. we need more sheriff's going "shoot them yourself." like a real john wayne thing. go ahead just pop a cap in their ass and we will collect the body. if you do this which i highly encourage, if there is a home intruder, bang-bang bang.

you should get some money back off your taxes. you kind of did the cops' job. >> greg: that might be an incentive to just start shooting anybody. >> yes. not everybody. just the bad guys. when they started giving you your own cup at mcdonald's. i have to fill this up? but i'm still paying the same amount? i don't like that. my supersized meal these to come down -- >> greg: you save money by keeping the cup in your car. go in and pretend that you just bought a new cup. >> we learn something about greg. >> bite marks. >> greg: i have a lot of problems. my problem with shooting intruders and i think you will agree, being a woman. i have a lot of windows in my house and i don't want a corpse ruining my hardwood floors. is it better to drag a person out, get the person outside? i think that's against the law. >> why don't you get cameras and lasers, tribulations, like spy

stuff. >> greg: that's fun. >> you can see them coming. there's a lot of tech guys that will do in-home panic rooms and they have those steel things that come down and then they have a hole for the shotgun. >> greg: i like that. >> may be some nice tiles. >> greg: you are global mansion. do mansions have those? >> a decommissioned missile silo in kansas and it has a whole arm room, a gun range. you can stay there with the door shut for five years. >> greg: sounds like your childhood, kat. [laughs] you know, kat, you are a libertarian so you must applaud the murder of intruders. >> i don't understand how this is controversial. [laughter] i don't. i really don't. what are you supposed to do, ask them if they need help finding anything? of course you shoot them. i don't know. i don't understand how it's not

controversial. i really don't. >> greg: what i think is great about this. it turns home invaders think twice. >> don't pick the wrong house. >> the one thing that he said. i think you have to keep repeating it, using gun safety class. you have to learn how to fire a gun. it's not like the movies. even in the movies it's a little dangerous. a lot of crimes that happen to people, their own guns get turned against them. they buy it and its shining and it looks cool and they pull it and they don't know what they're doing in the intruder typically does. if someone comes in your house, it's thanksgiving. shoot the jerky. but make sure that you know you're doing. it's very important few have gun safety classes and know how to take care of your gunman quickly loaded and unloaded and handle your business. >> greg: we are living in a

time where there are fewer police officers from defunding. it may not be the last resort. it may be your only resort. >> you won't have to see them next week when he robs you again. >> greg: that's a better point. the arrest that him and he's back out, he's going come back for more. >> i don't think anyone would rob me twice. i'm pretty annoying. >> your giant house on the internet. you didn't know that, gutfeld, did you? website. >> greg: those ads. >> apparently i own a massive property. >> greg: the clickbait ads are amazing. they find people that you know or work with and they will go, well, michael loftus, horrible marriage. i will click on it and you are not there when i click on it. anyway. it's funny, the clickbait things get me every time. coming up, discrimination brings this college fame and will cultures change marijuana's

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>> woke-apocalypse. whatever, greg. >> greg: i forgot how much i hated that and how much i hate gene, i wish he was still in the elevator. the college says male professors ain't so hot and a law that finds new names for pot. university of waterloo, named after a french failure, has announced it will offer tenure only to those who identify as women, nonbinary, or two spirit. no word if you identified as a genie. administrators insist it's not discrimination, it is to make it easier to eliminate men. i compare it to "the bachelorette," but their audience is stupid, not evil.

saying the word that marijuana is racist because of the role it played in marijuana convictions. the real question is, what role did smoking weed come up with in coming up with an idea of this dumb, even though it seems simple because it is just one word, the reality is where healing the wrongs that were committed against black and brown people around cannabis, it says democratic state rep melanie morgan. of course, they are ignoring that cannabis is a latin word, there for it is offensive to people who used to be latin. but it makes sense, if i got locked up due to drugs, i would feel much better once i learned they change the name of the drug. that is why i only refer to part by scientific names like jazz, cigarettes, reefers. ready think language ranks in the terms of policies with drugs? >> at the bottom. probably not a problem. people just deeply triggered by hearing the word "marijuana,"

which i don't think is true. maybe it's happened to someone before, but i think it's more of an issue with that person then any sort of widespread thing. because it is sleep how many people got locked up for marijuana and nonviolent drug crimes, still getting locked up for nonviolent drug crimes. i don't think any of them feel any better about it because they are calling to plan something different now. >> greg: tyrus, every word on the planet probably has been used in a way that has hurt other people. >> i don't understand it, man, marijuana never hurt nobody. it is a happy little plant. you can't even say marijuana in a bad way. good morning, marijuana. hey, go [bleep] yourself, marijuana. no way -- you are going to take that word away from the one drug that is happy? no one smokes and decides to be racist. they smoke and decide to make a new race. >> greg: yes. >> the dna and oreo cookies.

>> greg: it's the one drug where people don't feel anything -- >> this is where you got to drop a line. the woke have gone too far. i get you want to mess with cocaine, heroin, whatever. marijuana? >> greg: mary is in the name. >> and she had baby jesus. [laughter] >> case closed. >> greg: you are a regular drug user, everybody knows that. >> during pregnancy especially. >> greg: what month are you? >> i'm almost five. >> greg: oh, wow. should never say anything. said something but elated. >> ruined her life, apparently. >> greg: you have the choice, marijuana or at the tenure in canada, which one would you like to comment on? >> let's stick with marijuana for now, i think it is interesting, in washington, at

the same time, increased diversity in the cannabis industry -- no triggering him. helping for two years focusing on minorities in washington getting into the business. but you can't call it that because that's -- it's a little bit mind-blowing. going back to the college, looking for professors, what if you identify as a female? i'm not a biologist. spoon and i do, i identify as a 3-spirit female. i should get tenure times three. what do you identify as, michael? >> i'm going to head up to canada and identified as a 2-spirit something-something. it's also ridiculous. >> greg: what is spirit? i can't remember? >> i think it is, like, a native american term. when you identify as more than one gender. >> i never thought i would say this in my entire life, but we

really need a klansman to come on the show and explain what racism really is. please have a seminar to explain what racism is, please. and leave marijuana unknown. >> greg: old school racist? >> where is the racist when you need someone to explain this. >> greg: a good point. michael, how do you think about the parts think? >> is completely ridiculous. and the poor people who live in these areas, literally, that is the problem you are trying to solve? that is the problem you're trying to solve? kids graduating from high school or can't read a book or do math, but don't worry, we got rid of the racist marijuana language. >> greg: reminds me of when they were changing the names of schools. >> we are not open. >> greg: we are not open but we are going to change the name of the schools. don't they learn? got to learn. the smokestack is now a joke stuff. i came up with that. i don't know where it comes

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>> story in five words. >> greg: we are short on time. here's a story in five words.

sad woman marries her cat. apparently the cat, the woman was facing eviction and trying to avoid the restrictions that barred her from owning an animal, so she decided to marry her cat. is this you? >> no, because i'm way better at hiding my cat. >> greg: yes. >> i don't understand. when we were starting our life to get that -- >> greg: isn't that beautiful? >> that there were no pets allowed in the apartment. what you do in that situation is, do it anyway, but -- if i had to, i would. if i had to marry mine to continue on this journey with him that we are on together, i would. >> greg: you know that's beastie allergy. >> no, it's not. because it's not sex. be normal. >> greg: kacie come out when i

plugged the story, you said that's me. are you referring to yourself? you like cats? >> i love cats. i have a cat named phil. he's a seven. >> greg: is named after anybody? bad name for a cat. >> does it make you feel bad for yourself that in 2020, and yet, the cat, got hit by car and lost a leg. >> greg: you assume i read this piece? a three-legged cat. but at least that cat has a spouse. >> same-sex marriage and -- >> greg: is it a girl? now we've crossed the line. it just got free glee. >> first of the beastiality -- tyrus, how do you feel about this? >> why is that every time a woman marries a minimal, it's sweet and cute, but let's take her out and put, well, m. he married a cat, cat would be

like, you sick son about -- oh, my god, oh, my god, he needs to be stopped. and then the cat has three legs, can't even escape, look, but cat looks like, what is going on, i want to eat? it's a double standard. women get away with freaky [bleep]. >> that's true. that's the story of my life. >> disgusting. no whatever is going to say, wow, tyrus and a dog tied the nuptials, beautiful, just so he could stay in his home. be like, wow, he could've done anything, bought a new house, when he moved in, they said no pets, right? >> greg: did it anyways. >> why, because he wanted to diddle a dog. >> i think i might marry a kangaroo. that would be fun. >> greg: i could see -- >> writing a kangaroo, having

adventures. >> greg: think of the wedding pictures. oh, the spousal abuse. >> here is what i hate about the story. as another cat that has delivered that she didn't married. >> says she has a side piece. again, only a woman could get away with that. >> greg: she only had to marry one? >> it doesn't mean you have to marry the one you love most. i married my husband even though i love the cat more. [laughter] >> greg: where is the little outfit. >> tell them to grow up. >> he is not -- >> greg: all right, he is no -- >> if i were not a chick, i would be -- >> greg: you would be in prison if you are a guide. but you would identify as a woman see could get in the women's prison because you are a

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