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and it sent a chill. i wasn't even -- it wasn't even a question. >> this is the rapid -- >> laura: they politicized and they are doing it all over again. raymond, great to see you. we will do your other segment later in the week. executive director of justice put out a tweet. a lot more coverage coming up. ♪♪ . >> greg: happy glorious monday everyone what a great monday for you, me and america because our audience is back. you heard them. take that wuhan lab.
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you're very welcome. and we're in a brand new studio. yeah. so they tell me. although i did find one of chris wallace's old to you pays in my dressing room. it smelled. but no more taping from the men's room at denny's. though i'll leave those cameras up just in case. check this place out, let's do a sweep around here. how beautiful is this, huh? yeah. they did a great job, an amazing job. i haven't, i haven't been this excited since geraldo removed all his clothes to get a booster shot on his left arm. yeah, he couldn't just roll up his sleeve. he's the only person i know who takes his shirt off while getting a pedicure. you should see what he did for his colonoscopy or as he called it exploring al capone's vault. never let him forget it but
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tonight we've got great guests right? mike rowe's here tonight. talk about a guy who loves to roll up his sleeves. but he looks great rolling up anything, including a dead body in an area rug. who hasn't been there? and there's the great john taffer. his clothes have been in more dingy bars than kat timpf on saint patrick's day. a group who say it's racist who return to a physical office. wouldn't it just be easier at this point if babies listed the things they don't think are racist. but they claim that in-person work would make apple's work force whiter, more male dominated and less diverse. they're called apple together, which is odd given they refer to
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remain apart. the employees wrote an open letter condemning returning to work after the ceo announced they would need to work in the office one day a week. yeah, one day a week. what we call biden hours. and cook said they would ramp up from 1-3 days a week, yeah, three, by mid may. three days. can you imagine? if this heats up, by 2024, they'll have to show up five days a week. this group is all about the oppressed, apparently. except for the 12 year old chinese girls chained to her workbench for 15 hours without a me break assembling iphones. you won't hear apple saying they'll give up their cushie jobs and turn them over to the underprivileged but it's just about feelings. we're a culture that decided feelings cannot be questioned so we let false concerns to muscle out real concerns. now they're no longer just employees, they're victims. just think how dehydrated they could get from all that air
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conditioning. why is this important? well, my guests did not get to where they were in life based on protecting one's feelings. and unlike me, not because of their good looks. no, they make things work based on harsh sobriety, every job doesn't consider ones feelings unless those feelings are your thumb being sliced by a rotary blade. and even then i say put the thumb in your pocket finish the jock and go to the er. but in a society crumbling you shouldn't be worried about feelings p i don't want to drive across a bing who wife cheated so he used balls a wood. bridges have to stay up and for that you don't need emotion you need engineering. engineer make the world go around, they let apple employees wine all day because they already did the heavy lifting. wouldn't it be nice if they did
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jobs that didn't effect the rest of us like being a producer at the joe show. but they don't they work at apple that makes things or disney that grooms i mean entertains kids. they bring their idiocy with them. not a big deal if it's netflix but if they're supposed to nake a sturdy bridge that's scary. we're at the point where someone could argue when two plus two don't really add up to four it could identify as five. why can't a number be non-binary just like my math teacher who only shaved half her head. imagine if other occupations worked from home. [phone ringing. >> joe's plumbing you log them we unclog them. >> you have to help me, okay, my toilet is spraying water everywhere. >> okay, no problem, we can do this on zoom. just hold your laptop over the bowl and what's your toilet's password.
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>> password? it's a toilet. >> looks like what you got there is a toilet spraying water. tell you what. unplug it, wait about five minutes and then plug it back in. that will be 500 bucks for the consultation. i've got to go, mike rowe's on line two. . >> greg: today let's celebrate work and the people who do it. they close their mouths, roll up their sleuths and they get the job done. they do the math so we don't have to. let's welcome tonight's guests. he's my favor rowe after corn, spare and isometrics, host of how america works on fox business, mike rowe! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he knows rescuing bars like i know getting thrown out of them. host of bar rescue on paramount
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network and the book the power of conflict jon taffer. she's like her checking account always unbalanced. fox news contributor kat timpf. san at his height all fruit is low hanging fruit. world champion tyrus. >> welcome to the first night of this, john >> kat: greg, just quickly, we have taffer and mike rowe on, this is the guyest guy town of all guy towns. >> tyrus: i like guy town. >> greg: this is a guy town tonight. i think we have something to celebrate it. ♪♪ guy town, provided for your family and paying bills, then you grill a steak, chopping wood with your shirt off and volunteering, because it's important to give back to your
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community with john, mike, tyrus and greg. ultimate guy town. woo! >> reporter: guy town. so john welcome to guy town. the power of conflict. okay, this book goes against everything i just did in the monday log. like no one wants to talk back, no one wants to engage people for fear of calling names. how would you advise tim cook. >> i think tim cook should speak that. i mean we have to say what we believe. if we all stop saying what we believe, what we believe disappears. so how do we protect what we believe if we don't speak up. so the purposes of the book was to give people the tools they need to have the confidence to stick up for the things that are important for. >> greg: any good bars you've been to lately. >>. >> jon: unfortunately the last couple weeks i've been in production. gets worse and worse. the pain is real. >> reporter: yeah the pain is
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rule. clearly covid has changed the way we work but one day in the office that is kind of a hardship, don't you agree? >> mike: it's going to be fun to watch how this plays out honestly with respect to tim and a lot of other people in his positions, they're the clouds from which the snowflakes fell, right? >> yes i. >> mike: so we're dealing in a weird way, i read everything that apple sent and it's a list of demands. right? they didn't pick up the phone and say mr. cook we would love to sit down with you and talk about ideas regarding work/life balance and so forth. they listed demands. and so what's he going to do, you know? when a kid throws a temper tantrum, what does the parent do. do you negotiate with a terrorist? what do you do? so he's in a situation right now and it's -- i have no idea what his move is going to be but i'm pretty sure that if the
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employees are allowed to determine when they work, how much they work and what they do, guys like tim are going to think twice before starting a business. >> reporter:. >> greg: yeah i would not want to start a business right now unless it'sing? really cool like making dune buggies. >> mike: buildings are not credulour people are. snowbelt yeah. the thing that kills me about this tyrus is they have a certain amount of privilege in that they have a job that allows them not to have to travel. like a plumber does not have work at home privileges. >> tyrus: neither do i. >> greg: by the way you commute pretty far. >> tyrus: yeah, in a plane. >> greg: exactly. >> tyrus: you never told me i could come in one day. >> greg: although dull for a while. >> tyrus: yeah, i did. boy, that was a hell of a run r you know, a couple things. the word racist keeps coming up, right? racist, racist. they made a statement that if we brought people into work, that
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it would become racist because all the white guys would show up. i'm going to say that again. >> that's so good. >> tyrus: if we all have to go to work, the only ones that show up to work are white guys. so i had -- do we have the definition -- they clearly don't know what a racist is. do we have the dictionary, the definition for racist. does everyone see it. i don't have my glasses but i'm assuming to the effect when you don't like people that look or think like you, right? le tv woke's version of racism. >> or the joke version of racism >> kat: yeah, i read that statement so many times because they said it was racist and i
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kept waiting to see why. and i was like, can i not read? but they just didn't put a reason why. which i think they used to at least make something up say it's racist because of this or that history of this word used this way. they didn't even try they said it's just racist. >> greg: it also benefits the neuro normtive. what is that. >> mike: yeah, neurotypical as someone not neurotypical i make it to work every day. >> greg: true. it's amazing you get to work. >> mike: yeah. harder on some mornings than others. >> jon: mike races a good point and even be in my book, conflict is sitting down and engaging with people talking with them not giving them ultimatums. that's not the way to start the discussion. >> tyrus: yeah but the barns did the discussing with them the bulldozing and then they get in the real world and someone asks them a question and they're like, mom? that's why no one says anything.
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>> greg: during a job interview once a guy where i work brought his parents. >> tyrus: yes, he did. >> greg: that was in the 90s. i don't know what happened after that. >> tyrus: you know what else she said that was really smart? when you were talking about bridge building and engineering. and i get these every so often somebody offers me an honorary degree, right? you go to a college and you say some words. >> tyrus: happens to me all the time. >> it's going to. everyone's getting them and you don't see honorary degrees in electric. >> greg: that's true. >> mike: you don't see them in trade school >> kat: that's what i want, honorary plumber. >> mike: i want to be an honorary doctor, give it a shot. >> greg: i'm not going to have dr. jill operate on me. of course she is a doctor. she is a doctor. but she's not removing my gallbladder. unless she wants to. >> mike: she's not . >> tyrus: she's not going to show up to work anyway because only white guys show up to work.
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>> greg: we're back. oh, stop it, you. stop it. stop, i said stop it. elon musk promotes speaking out and the left continues freaking out. the media meltdown over musk buying twitter continues. i haven't seen people this mad about a purchase since i wore that cam sol from tj maxx. the latest aneurism comes from someone named zurowick. >> when we focus on the personalities of someone like
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elon musk there's a bigger problem of how we control the channels of communication. you need regulation. you can't let these guys control discourse in this country or we are headed to hell. trump opened the gates of hell now these guys are chasing us down. >> greg: what greyhound bus station did they find this guy sleeping in? holy crap. who dressed him. the way they casually talk about controlling communication and deciding what you decide today is more revealing than james cordon in a song. that's nothing compared to this chap who thinks free speech is only for. >> we are living through an unspeakable moment, the proceed k a none proceed faction is poised to expand dramatically at the midterm. we are two years from donald trump reseizing executive power. if that happens you may look back on this past week as a pivotal moment when a pet your lent and not sobriety
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billionaire casually brought one of the most influential machines and handed it to the right. >> greg: he's not pom puss at all. so a member of the pre press defiance freedom of speech as a white supremacist but he used it. does that make him a white supremacist base cornerback to msnbc only they get to talk. meanwhile he's getting stalked by aoc. after sheaf blamed the twitter perfect a hate crime and called him a billionaire with ego problems. musk reapplied stop hitting on me i'm really shy. to then that she replied i meant mark stuck berg and deleted it a moment later. meanwhile may or cuss admits he could have more information on the disinformation. >> we saw media concerns of free speech. you understand some of this push
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back? >> oh, there's no question that we could have done a better job on commute indicating what it does. our work does not infringe on free speech. does not infringe on civil rights, civil liberties. it's not about speech. it's about the connectivity to violence. >> greg: oh, connectivity to violence. well, next time a democrat endorses rioting or makes excuses for violent criminals i'll tag you when i post it on twitter. mike i haven't heard you talk about this topic at all. what were your feelings when musk decided to take over twitter. >> mike: my first thought, i mean, if i were inclined to tweet i would have tweeted something like finally a billionaire who knows how to act like a billionaire. i mean this is, this is fun. this is really interesting. i mean -- oh, new studio. >> greg: god. mike rowe is gone. >> mike: make your peace
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everyone. >> greg: new studio we have little things going on here. i don't know who that is but they will be courtered. >> what i like is imagining those first two sound bites were correct. like let's imagine that, all right, all the crazy stuff is going to come out and we're all going to see it for the crazy stuff and it's out there. i mean, don't you want to know who's crazy? >> greg: yes. >> mike: don't you want to hear it all. remember the kkk, they put their little sheets on, you know, so nobody knew who they were. i'd prefer to see them. i'd prefer to hear the ideas and hear who they're coming from. >> they hid behind the sheets but he wants to verify everybody on twitter and that isn't talked about and that's a big deal. because if you have to be yourself on twitter >> kat: i'm going to lose a lot of followers. >> if you have to be yourself you're accountable for what you say and that's the part of his approach that's significant.
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it sort of stops it from being a free for all when it's connected to you. >> greg: yet they're saying it's going to become a free for all once he takes it over he hasn't taken it over yet. kat if i ever sound as crazy as that guy from cnn will you kill me? >> kat: okay, you guys all heard that, right? [laughter]. >> greg: but then if i do die you will be implicated because it's here on tape. >> tyrus: and i win it all. >> another belt >> kat: so many of the problems, the people are so upset because they don't understand reality. like the cnn guy saying musk wants to control speech and if that were true, i would be upset true if it was anybody, but he doesn't, he wants everybody to control their own speech and be responsible for themselves or mayorkus saying i understand free speech, you can say hateful things but you can't take hostages in a synagogue. do you not know there are
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already laws against that? people are just living outside of reality so obviously they're going to be upset if they don't know what's really going on. >> greg: tyrus, any new thoughts? >> tyrus: i have a few after this whole murder you plot. you talked about see what crazy is. i kind of feel like we did already. we've seen a lot of crazy and we saw things like story tucked away and speech controlled and people who said stuff disappeared. and now they can't do that anymore, because a billionaire, a white billionaire, and we know they show up to work, is going to make sure. >> greg: he's african. >> tyrus: white african. which means he's from australia. >> greg: is that true? >> tyrus: he's from one of them. >> greg: i don't know. >> tyrus: australia, britain. they robbed a bank in brit ton went to australia did their time
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and moved over to africa. i don't know if that's true but it feels right. >> greg: that's all that matters. >> tyrus: no matter what all of them show up to work. and he's showing up to work and twitter hasn't had to show up to work for a while just cancelling everyone with a right opinion. >> jon: it will be interesting because it doesn't make money. he has to not only make it an open platform but also make it profitable. >> tyrus: does he have to? he's a billionaire. if he doesn't make one dime he's not going to come home and his wife is like where's the check? i can't buy australia if you don't make the money on twitter. >> greg: that's the thing he should by australia. if i was that rich, how much is australia, like $5 billion on the market? >> tyrus: give or take. >> greg: yeah, it is he a fixer upper. >> tyrus: then you send him in >> mike: there's a project for jon. >> greg: oh, my god. you should be country rescue.
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>> jon: sure. >> tyrus: it writes itself. >> greg: that is amazing. because we need help. america needs help. >> it's a dirty job. >> greg: yeah, that's a dirty job. >> this is how america works. by the way speaking of, i guess he has booze now. >> mike: well i don't have a book, that's my grand dad's whisky i thought we could use it. >> greg: unfortunately i don't drink. ha ha. tonight. >> kat where's yours >> kat: i didn't get any. >> greg:
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>> greg: welcome back. oh a smattering of applause. smattering. all right. still tries to apiece by paying for their useless degrees. in a fit of generosity president biden is considering an executive action purging millions in debt reportedly ten
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grand for students many of whom have grown up to be work members of society. >> tyrus: that go to work. >> greg: good to big out democrat voting block while sticking it to blue collar worker. to do that you used to need connections to a chinese gas company. according to democratic congressman tony in a private meeting biden hinted even more debt could be forgiven and it's coming. so then what did he say? >> and i said how about $10,000 or more of student loan forgiveness once again he smiled said tony i'm working on it. he gave us all the answer we wanted to hear that he's going to do something and it's going to be significant. is it going to be up to 50 thousand? possibly. >> when you see joe crack that sly smile it either means he's about to throw around even more of your money or the white house laundry staff will be working overtime. either way, joe is giving a middle finger to responsible people who lived within their means, or maybe it's rigger more
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us the. 50 grand for forgiveness. i again even that's affected by inflation. what say you. >> hey, hey, college days, come on, man, look. you have to have some sympathy for these kids. don't you? i'm not just a professor. professor of political philosophy at penn, top of my staff. i was a student one time. all right? you got to remember what life is like for these students. they have a lot of expenses they have books and pens and the raccoon coats and saddle shoes. look, get into the college spirit give these kids a break, right? come on man, right? do this with me. come on. ♪♪ make believe we're all collegiate, soon to do the raccoon. come on man
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♪ >> greg: all right. kat? kat, we've established that you're basically a millennial with no student debt. why do the people who claim to want the debt forgiveness initiate it by >> kat: doing it >> greg: right by paying it. if somebody said start a fund and then all the upper middle class white people who want to forgive, they can start putting the money >> kat: yeah people spend a lot of time arguing people should do this. biden doesn't have the legal authority to do this i know he doesn't care because he doesn't have the legal authority he just waits for it to shut down. but if you're so passionate about this pay for other people's student debt. you don't need to force the government to force everyone to do it. why doesn't he do it? nancy pelosi has a lot of money she could wipe out a lot of student debt. >> greg: she could wipe out a hundred students she does very well in the stock market
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>> kat: crazy coincidence. >> tyrus: like she's a psychic. >> greg: amazing. >> the universities of hundreds of millions of dollars in endo youment and years ago when federal loans were approved for student loans suddenly the university said price doesn't matter anymore. they all raised tuition to go at the government money. they built hundreds of millions of dollars of endo youment and now the federal government is going to forgive this loan, we'll pay for it and they keep their hundreds of millions of dollars in endo youment. it makes no sense. >> greg: it's infuriating. and then they also increase like the administrative course in colleges instead of highing professors and they're stuck anyway mike. basically anyone with a dirty job should get a pitch fork. >> mike: they should be livid. stanford right now is pushing $40 million alone. if it were just that it would be a crime. but while that's happening we're
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affirmatively telling a whole generation of kids that a whole category of jobs aren't worth their time, right? we ever' literally in an attempt to promote college we've affirmatively disparaged community college and trade school and apprenticeship programs and lots of jobs. 11 million jobs right now most don't require a four year degree, they require training, but what do we do? we still lend monies to kids that can't pay it back to send them to the multi billion dollars endo youment places and now we have to forgive that. so to your point and at the risk of repeating my rant on the five. it is personal and makes me crazy because i know hundreds of guys who have mechanical contracting businesses who ploy dozens of people. they have trucks they have tools worth tens of thousands of dollars. nobody wants to forgive that debt. and they pay that off week after week. the question is, are the tools you need to build a studio like this less valuable than the
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diploma you need to get hired to, you know, do whatever. so that's a value judgment. we made it. and now we want to forgive some bad discussions and that's dumb >> kat: it's not forgiveness it doesn't go away it's forcing other people. >> greg: it's the fact they're diseasing it with phoney rhetoric tyrus. you know i have job openings at my house. >> tyrus: not happening. no, i saw the video. i think we all saw this. i am for this, why not make it 70 thousand, make it an executive order. pretty police sign with pen pretty police if possible so we know it's you. that coupled with inflation which is basically retaxing everybody even more without raising everybody's taxes, with that and the way you treat parents, it's not going to be a red wave. no, it's going to be a blue drowning. it's going to be -- and then you take that executive order and
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you get rid of it. >> greg: yeah. iso we go through, what, a year, six months of bs, everybody get those accountants that keeps deferring, keeps deferring and then we get the new guy in and he gets rid of it and then you ask for forgiveness. >> it goes back to the earlier point with twitter. put it all out thereto -- you're basically saying, and i don't disagree that sometimes things have to go flat before they get better. so why not let it get flat as soon as possible. let nina what's her name be as public as she wants as she's she's singing her songs about ministry of truth so let it be out there so people can look at a glance and say i'm either here or here. you're right make it an easy choice it would do that >> kat: no one should ever think. >> tyrus: someone should apologize to julie andrews. they bee somewhere muched her
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♪ so different and so new ♪ ♪ was like any other... ♪ >> greg: i'm talking, look at me, the media keeps putting up a fight but keeps discovering trump was right. in a recent interview famous lefty nome chompski said former president trump was the one that could have solved the ukrainian conflict. >> well there is fortunately one statesman in the united states and europe who has laid out a person of high, political figure who has made a very sensible statement about how you can solve the crisis. his name is donald j. trump. >> greg:. >> greg: looks like he's trying to eat that man's head. i felt like i was watching faces
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of death. remember when they were eating the monkeys heads. i didn't like that at all. >> unibomber. >> greg: you could have knocked them out with a feather from elizabeth warren warren's hat. he suggested donald trump included a solution for ukraine which was more solutions with diplomacy not escalation. we go now to the world for their reaction. >> greg: wow, that was a special effect. of course that didn't really happen. the world is still here. now, the media admitting that donald trump would have solved this problem is a tougher pill to follow than vie ago ra kilmeade sells out of his backpack. speaking of being proven right the manhattan da grand injury
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ended with no charges. all that with no indictment. remember how the desperate media was trying to make this a big deal. >> i know you read through these pages what did do you think. >> allen is in trouble here the trump organization is in trouble. >> charges have been handed down. knowing a second grand injury has been handed down has to be very uncomfortable for everyone involved. >> this is the first grand jury who already made mince meet they're reportedly to meet three days a week for the next six months which suggests they have something to talk about. >> greg: now they aren't saying anything at all. which means diehard lefties even have to admit trump wasn't that bad. what else can a linguist like chompsky say other than lets go
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brandon. is being president a dirty job. >> mike: sure. you said linguist. didn't he do the grammar thing. >> greg: he was a famous linguist. he used to argue with william f buckley back in the day. smart dude. all of his data was from the left. >> mike: crazy smart but the thing i noticed about him the last couple of decades is he's always talking about the doomsday clock and he just talked about how it's closer than ever, ever, ever before, combination of global warming he said and disinformation and nuclear proliferation. therefore we're like a hundred seconds from the end. and that just made me think, you know, the last couple of years, isn't it funny how people get board of being terrified. right? like you can only maintain that level of oh my god. the doomsday clock has been four minutes to midnight for as long as it's been set. and so it just made me kind of chuckle to go, i just don't know
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anybody can live that long and be that freaked out. >> greg: yeah. it's why i cancelled mid membership at the s and m club. >> i don't know what happen that means. >> tyrus: that's not why. >> greg: that's not why. i did violate a few of the rules >> kat: i was going to say. you didn't cancel it, it was revoked. >> tyrus: yeah, unanimously voted out by your peers, come on >> kat: revoked >> greg: look, i thought it was clothing optional in the sauna. >> tyrus: yeah, no one else did. >> greg: what do you make of this? isn't it weird how things are flipping as trump is in the rearview mirror. he's seen more and more as doing the right thing. >> tyrus: a couple things come to mind. a hundred seconds? brother looked like he was about eight seconds away. you know it is it's bad when when you're old and they say speak louder and you lean forward. they say speak up and he leans forward. no, no, stay back. yeah, president trump needs to come out and just change his
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name to rubber. because -- watch it. everything they throw off at him bounces off his and sticks to biden. his kids are corrupt and he's a dirty businessman? turns out biden is a dirty businessman and his kids are definitely doing things they shouldn't be doing. so everything they're doing, i hate conspiracies but likes they were throwing shade so they could get. >> greg: remember the ukrainian phone call. why were they calling? goes back to hunter biden the perfect phone call. the reason why trump all of his deeds are looking good because it's untethered to his words. it's like, all of a sudden it's like wow, you know what? he was right on this, he was right on this but they don't have his overpowering personality connected to it. >> mike: in a sense silence is golden these days and you're not seeing him you're seeing the
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differences and the differences aren't serving us well so it's a safe assumption saying gee it was better two years ago. >> greg: it is so crazy to think that, right? kat after everything we were told, i think the media might have been lying to us. i don't know >> kat: you're going to be okay. >> greg: i don't know if i'm okay. i was never okay >> kat: i think it's still, you know, whenever you talk about trump, you can't talk about it any other way except for it's trump. because if you read this story another way, or another headline would be nome chompsky agrees with anti war opinion. that's his entire thing. because he said in the same interview he thought trump was maybe the most dangerous person in history. there's been a pretty lot of bad people in history that's crazy. but it's him saying the same stuff he always said in terms of getting involved in global
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conflicts militarily but because trump was attached to it everybody starts melting down. >> greg: true. good point >> kat: thank you. >> you have to separate the people from the work sometimes, like on your show in the end it's the work you did. did you fix the bar? on dirty jobs, you have to deal with both, but if you're never able to separate the two then you always have -- something is spoiled, right? and so what you're saying i think is now you have a chance to look at policy, separate and apart from character. >> not really echoed on tyrus and tim's podcast we do that very same thing each and every week. >> greg: wow, what a plug. >> tyrus: i'm lying. [laughter] >> greg: up next, netflix plays the foil for america's spoiled royal. ♪♪ discover is accepted at 99% of places in the u.s.
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>> greg: we're short on time here story in five words, netflix cancels markle's stupid cartoon. tyrus this was an upcoming cartoon series but it sucked. >> tyrus: yeah, you think? i think netflix figured out you go with woke you end up broke.
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>> greg: yeah, exactly. jon, my theory is, she didn't even have to come up with a proposal. she just walked in and said i want to do a cartoon about me when i was young and how i experienced physician niche. >> jon: i agree and she got a stick and reality settled in. and they need money for ozark. >> greg: i'm not into the last season of ozark i don't know why. i liked the first couple of seasons. maybe i got tired of being terrified, you know? what about you. think about it. is royalty a dirty job? >> i don't know. >> greg: i like working on every question. >> permission to pitch netflix directly. look guys i know it's expensive i have a car tune i invented micro mike rowe animated and i goes places, it's animated and i go to dirty jobs and it's cheap.
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>> greg: micro mike rowe. >> jon: i that's a good cartoon. >> greg: you could go through a colonoscopy. >> tyrus: never mind. cancel the show. >> greg: can you imagine? >> tyrus: no, i can't, and you can't make me. >> he made you. >> greg: kat >> kat: i'm so shocked this cartoon about a 12 year old feminist. first of all nobody cares about sexism anymore, that's so 2015, it's all trans phobia now. second of all, it just sounds boring. >> greg: anytime they want to teach you something instead of entertain you. it sucks, it sucks. that's what's killing motion pictures, the desire to instruct you on how to think correctly so you don't get cancelled. i hate that crap. tyrus we have to go. >> tyrus: i have a signing tomorrow premier collect axe
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check it out on line premier collectables.com. >> greg: where is it? >> tyrus: on line. >> greg: i'm stupid. don't go away we'll be right back.
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