deposit ratio is the lowest in history. we need to get american working like it used to. senator thank you so much. appreciate your time. >> thank you charles. >> folks, neil will be back tomorrow but you can catch me 2:00 p.m. every day. making money, believe me you want to check out the show every day this week. in the meantime, the five starts now. ♪♪ >> hello everyone i'm double play along with judge jeanine pirro jesse watters and gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. ♪♪ >> it was a weekend of threats, protests and even arson as critics accused the white house of taking way too long to condemn the potential for violence. far left activists ramping up their and aing against the supreme court after the leaked draft opinion on roe vs wade. protesters chanting outside the homes of justice brett kavanaugh and chief justice john roberts on saturday.

another one is planned for tonight outside the home of justice samuel alito. and a pro-life group headquartered in wisconsin attacked with two molotov cocktails van dales spray-painting graffiti that reads if abortions aren't safe, then you aren't either. police are investing the incident as arson. the white house question over why it waited to speak out against the violence. >> does the president plan to condemn the leak of the supreme court draft opinion or the doxing of the justices now that we've seen violence unfold? >> well, i would say that we have been clear and the president's position has long been that we should not see protests that takes the form of violence, that takes the form of vandalism. and that threatens anyone. we have not seen violence or vandalism against supreme court justices. we have seen it at catholic churches. that's unacceptable. the president does not support that. we have seen it at some conservative organizations, we don't support that.

>> speaker nancy pelosi adding her voice to the fight over abortion she's praising protesters using righteous anger to march and voebl eyes over the end of roe and some in the media not concerned about potential threats over supreme court justices. >> i think for a lot of people the conversation about civility feels like it misses the mark when constitutional rights that you believe you had for over 50 years are about to be overturned. the justices have security. >> they're saying you have no right to stand and freely protest, peacefully protest outside of our homes. we have a right to privacy. well, women have a right to privacy as well, and women have privacy with their bodies. >> now we have our very own jesse watters is back, good to have you here. >> thank you. >> people have been anxious to hear what you think about the leaked draft and the aftermath. >> jesse: thank you. first i want to thank everybody for their support and everybody around the table thank you and thank you for the bourbon.

only had a few drinks before the show today. i know what people are going to say, watters you went to people's homes. i did. but there's a difference. i went to e loose date not to intimidate. one guy with a microphone shows up asks a polite question and leaves is a lot different than having a mob of angry radical activists screaming at the top of their lungs at nighttime while the kids are home. that's different and that's what i want to make clear right now. i might have had my collar up. that was probably the most flagrant thing i did. the white house gave license to this. remember last week didn't really condemn it and now you see it's gone full blown crazy outside. i think alito had to leave his house. he's in an undisclosed location. this is from the same crowd that bailed out the rioters. this is from mad maxine waters no relation said to get up in people's faces and, you know, pelosi didn't condemn this, she gave license to it. so they're going to turn the midterms into a referendum on

roe and that's fine because they have nothing else they've accomplished. and the media will bang this drum because they don't want to cover crime or inflation. and just like the rage over race in 2020 this summer it's going to be the abortion race. this summer it will be rage versus reason. we all know it's going back to this, people can figure it out that's fine. abortion is sacred to the left. what that means is this is a religious situation. this is a religious war to the left. nothing means more to them than this abortion situation. so you think a molotov cocktail or graffiti or surrounding some justice's home is a big deal. that's nothing. wait until the thing drops this summer, it is going to get so much worse. but we all have to remember this, in this country, i know it's a very tender issue, first trimester people are pretty for giving about abortion, they are if you look at the polling.

after those first couple weeks though they don't want anything to do with abortion and everybody needs to focus on how the country feels, and that's how it feels. >> one of the things they felt greg, this is a quote from administration officials, tremendous passion, and that, therefore, it was okay and they waited until today to actually say, oh, actually don't commit violence >> greg: not only is it illegal in all states, you're also a jerk. imagine if a producer at the five decided to tell the format and didn't tell you, would you go to megan's house? knock? when you think about it, personal eyes it, think about how mentally unstable you are going to somebody's house because you're upset at them for something either political or something to do with your job. no, greg, this is different, this is about abortion, the supreme court. well, it's exactly the same thing. you go to somebody's house in order to intimidate and threaten them you're a jerk. and any journalist i don't know who that person was on cnn if

she was a journalist not sure. how stupid they are. because if you condone talking about civility doesn't work then you're opening the door for that to visit you, your home. we have this i callt mutually assured civility, mac, that's understood. it's implied that's what we do in life. but the left does this a lot, they open the door for the stuff and then when the stuff happens they're like oh mid god. you just did it. maxine waters told people to get in people's faces, chuck schumer about kavanaugh remember that? and then they blame teaks like chris rock on donald trump. it's like they somehow repeat debunked lies like this is going to lead to the banning of interracial marriage which we l. it's easily debunked but they're under the assumption no one's actually going to read the opinion and find out, this is exactly what they did with the fine people hoax. they want to get people into a

state of irrational fear and then you have to go a couple years backwards and go this never happened, this isn't real, this never happened. it's going back to the states, abortion isn't being made illegal. blah blah blah. bill maher was amazing. he was basically learning in real time about abortion. he's going most of the people who are pro life are women. and, you know, abortion laws are far stricter in europe than they are here. i don't understand. >> what about the intimidation factor at like justices house is that something that one from the white house you could say that's wrong but also from the justice department you could say we're going to arrest you. >> you know, if only the attorney general would act against the people who are violating a federal code the way he tried to act against parents of children and schools calling them domestic terrorists. i mean, we would have some sense of equity here but there is no equity because the left traffics

in rage. but the fact is it says picketing or parading whether obstructing or impeding the administration of justice and that's what they're trying to do folks. they're trying to obstruct the administration of justice. they don't want this decision to be the final decision. and with the intent of influencing a decision, the decision with a judge and i'm trying to cut through this, resorts to a demonstration in or near a building or residence, and they're talking about judges, can be fined or imprisoned not more than one year. you know, if jen psaki and biden were against this why didn't they call out the department of justice and the fbi, even with the molotov cocktail going out in wisconsin saying we're going to send the federal agents out. but i've got to tell you something. i am a catholic, okay? and there was something that -- and i'm pretty tough. but there was some, the language

this they used that was so incredibly offensive to me. and i respect the first amendment and free speech. let me be clear on this. but when they say, keep praying because we will be burning your eucharist, your rosary. keep praying. we're going to keep coming after this weekend and then they're singing thank god for abortion. everything they do is hypocritical because one hand they say this decision is a threat to democracy they're so stupid they don't understand the supreme court has said we're going to be back to in the states so it can be an issue of democracy so you can vote depending what you believe. the supreme court didn't say it was unconstitutional, they said let the people decide. and, finally, i think the outrage is even worse when they say, you know, they show the hangers and all that, you know, this is how people died, this is how people die. well, you know, i don't want to get into, you know, when does

life begin and all that, although you did reference it jesse and i think most people would agree with the first, second and third trimester the way you analyzed it but you want to use a hanger? how about you take a picture of an abortion, of a fetus being pulled apart. let's not go there. let's try to have an intelligent discussion. and when clarence thomas says we won't be bullied, their response is bully them more. they tee themself up the anger, the intent is there. use the law use the statute. that's all. >> it's all good, too. harold? >> happy birthday on a lighter note here. two things, one, violence has no place in politics. we have seen anti-abortion activists. we've seen those who are opposed to certain things being taught in schools. we now see this nonsense and it's no longer nonsense when you can't wake up outside your home as a judge or a justice because people are outside threatening

you. this one upmanship we have in politics should stop t white house and others should call this out just like republicans should call out violence when it happens or when the language is heated on the other side. jesse, i happen to think your analysis is right and welcome back. i think we have cases on top of roe. and i think the conversation can return to the law here and whatever the court decides to do, i hope they don't overturn roe. i frankly don't want them to give it back to the states because i don't want the patch work but if they do i can live with what the court says but there's politics behind everything in that justices and judges are chosen by politicians and democrats, if they're going to want to change this they have to do it at the ballot box. but first and foremost, stop the violence, stop the protesting outside of justices and judges homes much like i wanted people to stop threatening school board members with violence. it has no place in american politics. this is archaic, it's brutal and

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>> my top priority is fighting inflation and lowering prices for families on things they need. we're going to keep working to fight inflation and lower costs to all american families for a lot of other things as well. >> greg:. >> greg: joe biden trying to turn the political tide with his presidency in pearl over inflation. he's said to bash republicans as people get frustrated with

higher prices. a new poll said 52 worry about maintaining their standard of living and 40% over paying bills. the president faces backlash over a baby formula shortage retailers now limiting how many products customers can buy due to a combination of inflation, supply shortages and product recalls. jesse you were heavily medicated during a lot of this stuff so i'm interested in where you see this going. he's going to speak tomorrow. do you have any thoughts? >> jesse: so the putin price hike is not working and the white house needs a new line of attack. they need to sharpen the contrast with republicans in the midterms so you see biden get hyper partisan and blaming everything on the right. the country's not buying it we printed way too much money fauci shut down the economy and we put too much in china so when we opened back up the dollar got destroyed. everybody with common sense understands that.

but biden cannot be in a worse political situation, he can't blame china or the if he said so this is on him right now. he's now having a looming global recession, a stock market that looks shaky, inflation at record high and now there are shortages of not only electricity greg but baby formula. and let me tell you baby formula is very expensive. the average family spends $1,500 a year on baby formula. and so you have a baby formula recall happening at the same time as baby formula thievery. because you can get a lot of money on the black market. people are making i think $4,000 a week just stealing baby formula. they have to lock it up like they do toothpaste now at the walgreens. so now they have like operation milk money where the feds have to go in and bust up baby formula rings. it's a really sad situation. if you're not breast feeding you'll be out of luck. >> greg: thank god i'm not. hope mayor pete's okay. harold in the green room you were saying i think it's time

joe has to resign. i was surprised you frankly said that. what would be your advice this week before he does resign? >> harold: well, i didn't say that. i think you might have misheard. look, inflation is what's going to be the center piece of the debate come fall time for democrats and republicans. i think republicans are right to raise these issues, but they won't win unless they offer solutions. it's easy to say that prices are up. we all know that. we all know we're paying more for things. i give the president more credit this week and i've called balls and strikes but i give them credit for traveling outside of washington and traveling to find where it's working. the fact that he went to a plant, to ohio to the semi conductor chip plant. these are the things we have to be producing not only to unclog the supply chain to ensure we're able to produce these things here. >> how about a baby formula plant? >> harold: and i would focus on

that as well. crime, inflation, and the border. that's all i would be focused on if i were in this white house, sending this president and vice-president out to come back with answers and solutions things that -- not just gun control and i think that has to be part of it but greg you've been an advocate for mental health that needs to be addressed on streets across the country. judge you talked about the need in a very serious way about cash bail reform. these things are out there for democrats to grab hold to. so we should not kid ourselves. people do not believe economically they're doing better or going to do better. we have to erase that notion or address that notion if we are to win. >> greg: judge that does explain why this roe v wade thing because they don't have an answer for this other stuff. >> jesse: no question about it. >> greg: the baby formula is more abortion. >> judge jeanine: i'm not even going to go there but i agree with harold. i do. he's trying to do anything he can do run away from the fact that everybody knows that their money isn't buying them what it

bought them last year. people are frightened. they're afraid they're not going to keep the same standard of living. they're afraid that they can't do the things they wanted to do, they don't have enough money and every day they go to the gas station, it's a problem. and, you know what i think is incredible? i went yesterday, because my daughter brought her baby to the house, and i went yesterday, i had to run to the drugstore which is like a minute away and i looked for baby formula in cvs because kiki said, my daughter, i call her kiki don't call her that. she said they have it in cvs. so i'm thinking to myself, cvs is where they go and load up everything they need. and, of course, they had none at that cvs and so i went to the supermarket they didn't have any. and so now apparently, you know, people are hogging it and then selling it at all kinds of high price persist, it's a shame. biden can't get away with it. he can blame the devil i don't really care but people know what's the problem. >> greg: i've seen gangs of

roving babies out on the street just taking the baby formula from other babies. >> dana: are you at eye level with them? >> greg: yeah i'm eye level. so are you changing any of your birthday plans because of inflation, no bouncy castle. >> dana: i had to let that go too expensive. >> greg: did you notice anything about how joe supposedly has a reputation for empathy about however when it comes to stuff like this he's always like these things will pass. >> dana: yeah. it's interesting because we talked before about how they don't listen to us but they don't have an early warning system at the white house of like this is going to be a problem. i remember when i was a dep i did, i had to read all the papers and there was one story and for days it was in the washington times like in the back pages and i was like i think this is going to be a problem and everybody blew me off it's not going to be a problem. it became a gigantic problem. this baby formula problem has been going on no for months. so it seems nobody at the white house is going excuse me mr.

president we're going to have a problems here. you have moms so anxious, i talked to several moms today, we had one on news room as well. every family member in three states in kentucky area looking for baby formula, they're looking everywhere and the white house can close its eyes, it can cover its ears and they can scream rick scott a thousand times and it's not going to change this fact. they needed to prepare people. i'm not saying that they can fix it overnight but they had -- all of a sudden it's like the first time they're talking about it? >> greg:. >> greg: i have to say this is so ironic, i mean, the media is more alarmed by an abortion shortage than a baby formula shortage. what does that say? it is kind of interesting. the moment this thing happened everybody exploded but this has been going on for a while. >> dana: yep, they have to follow the moms group. that's why i follow them. >> greg: listen to the kids crying for their baby formula. i don't even know what it is. up next soon to be twitter owner elon musk now facing death

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. >> judge jeanine: wild times for world's richest man. elon musk setting the internet on fire with a very cryptic tweet hinting that his life would be in danger. quote, if i die under mysterious circumstances, it's been nice knowing you. musk had been threatened by the head of russia's space agency over his attempts to provide ukraine with internet service. and the washington post is continuing their crusade against musk's purchase of twitter. the latest ridiculous attack claims women and people of color will suffer most from buy-out. all right, harold, what do you think about that? people of color and women will

suffer the most if elon musk buys twitter? >> harold: first off, i'm glad he's doing what he's doing in ukraine. if this allegation by the head of the russian space agency is true, which i hope it is, i hope it enables and empowers russian families, sorry, ukrainian families to counter and even russian families, for that matter, to counter putin. two, look, we had a story in the new york times ran a story about the fact that he grew up in south africa and made i thought some awful presumptions. i read the piece. i couldn't understand where the connections were with him being that way other than growing up there. sound like he lived his life and his parents lived their lives very much against apartheid which i was appreciatetive of and if it were true i would be upset. this allegation that women and people of color would be damaged. i hope that's explored boy the doj and if it's debeverageed i hope the washington post comes out and said these allegations and the headlines we ran are

completely wrong but up to this point i don't know how it disadvantages anyone but perhaps those who lost out on the bid themselves. >> judge jeanine: dana what about these thefts by another government against someone like elon musk? i mean, you obviously take it seriously but what do we do about that? >> dana: well, he is a person of means is willing to spend on his own security, i believe, especially because his mom responded to that tweet and said, that's not at all funny. sorry mom. so he is a person that is in charge of so much. so he has personal security, as he should. you would imagine that if these are threats coming from another government that that is taken care of and there should be no leaks about it and there should be sharing of information as needed. what's interesting about elon musk is he seems to have made all the right enemies, right? so the media's freaking out, the far left's calling him racist. the russians are mad at him

because he's welcome to help the ukrainians have freedom. so i think that when the history of this period is written, he will be seen as somebody who really was willing to take his wealth and try to do what he hopes will be good. i think we'll see how it all turns out for twitter but i just don't think that twitter could possibly be worse if elon musk takes over. >> judge jeanine: you know, jesse, he says that he will quintuple the revenue. is that possible? >> jesse: i wouldn't know. he would know. but, yeah, he says he wants to cut costs and do some hiring and actually make sure we get paid for some tweets >> harold: charge people >> jesse: with inflation, we could get paid for these tweets. we could make some of our money back. and getting rid of the bots is a good thing, too. the type of person that claims that they're about to die, four types of people. one >> harold: let me write this

done. >> jesse: smollett, i'm not suicidal. those are the drama queens. then the people in the liberal media make a living destroying other people's lives but if you criticize them on one little thing, oh, my god, death threats i'm about to die. those are the hysterical narcissists. and then there's people who get legit death threats like gutfeld but they're not specific but greg gets specific ones. >> greg: sometimes from people on this channel. >> jesse: then you have musk and i think musk is trolling us and he's having fun he's the most interesting follow on twitter since trump got nuked. so if you say you're that dangerous that kind of makes you a dangerous man and that's good for your brand but i didn't think the russians would take him out i thought the deep state would. >> judge jeanine: if the deep state does they're not going to say anything about it. greg you want to put a final thought on this? >> greg: yeah, if there was a disease that killed all white men, the new york times would say, women and minorities hit

hardest. but the point about the bed fellows in this, if you're not on the side of musk, you end up being on the side of this russian space agency who is against free speech, is for the suppression of thought. so you should probably consider that. the best part about this story is him telling his staff, plan on working harder because that means you're fired. he's going to get rid of i think a thousand. >> judge jeanine: thousand people >> greg: if it's 200 grand, a lot of money and if you start charging, he will make money but he's going to get rid of people, he'll probably get rid of the marketing department because he's like trump his own marketer, just tweet tweet tweet. but everybody that felt they needed a day of rest at twitter because they have that will be gone. don't need them. >> judge jeanine: interesting thing about him is whenever he says he's going to do something he does it. >> greg: yeah. >> judge jeanine: straight random details about three

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>> a luxury vacation nurng a nightmare in the bahamas. a huge mystery surrounding how three americans ended up dead and another hospitalized while they were staying at the sandals bay resort. the single survivor had to be airlifted to miami and woke up and could not move her body. investigators are reportedly looking into toxic substances that could have leaked from an air conditioning unit and authorities say autopsies are being done today. jesse, obviously these stories, this is not a political angle to any of this at all here. how do you react to this? >> jesse: i blame biden. [laughter] >> harold: write that down too. >> jesse: i do not have to launch another fake boycott of the bahamas like i did with the

dominican republic, not answering questions and being very sketchy and that boycott still is in effect. i have not gone to the dr since those people passed. >> jesse:. >> judge jeanine: the mini bar thing. >> jesse: yes a lot of unanswered questions and a lot here as well and i'm not ruling anything out and i mean anything, i don't think investigators are either, i talked to a law enforcement source who told me carbon monoxide poisoning is his thing unless someone placed something in the air conditioning unit. we have no idea but we have a better relationship with the bahamas, former british colony, some guy adam stewart, this jamaican businessman the chairman of sandals we expect answers and we get the toxicology report and we get answers and we'll know everything. >> harold: greg? >> greg: i don't know if i could follow up this in-depth analysis of this story. ly say that thankfully this is rare. i think we get kind of drawn to this stuff because it happens in luxury vacations in exotic --

but i'm sure this is probably more common in the united states. when we say toxic substances it may not have come from any machinery. like if you ever go somewhere and buy something and it's not reliable. >> jesse: like i said we're not ruling anything out. >> greg: we're not ruling anything out. i'm just going to make a suggestion to fox news that maybe you could send a team, i could go, just to do some fact finding for a few days. >> jesse: i agree with that should i come as the deputy? >> greg: you can come if you bring painkillers. >> jesse: not a toxic substance >> harold: dana have they handled this as a public relations standpoint bahamas and the resort. >> dana: from what i can tell as best they could. i think first reports are almost always wrong i turn to the judge. i personally am concerned about carbon monoxide poisoning, i have not had experience but i have friends that have had and it's a scary thing and when you can't move your body like that

that is one of the things that happens. >> greg: does it? is that a symptom? oh, okay >> harold: judge are there legal issues here that the resort and the bahamas? >> judge jeanine: oh, yeah. let me tell you something >> harold: it was a leading question. >> judge jeanine: thank you very much. are the bodies back in the states do we know that? where is the autopsy being conducted who's conducting the autopsies. that's the first thing i want to know. the state department says it's closely monitoring. does that mean they're not allowing the fbi to be part of the investigation >> harold: i think they took some samples to philadelphia. >> judge jeanine: they took samples does that mean the autopsy was done there >> harold: in the bahamas but the samples were sent back to philadelphia. >> judge jeanine: i appreciate that the autopsy was done that that doesn't help if the samples were sent to philadelphia. i would want the bodies and the samples in the same place >> harold: i'm on your side just giving you the facts. >> judge jeanine: i don't believe a break in the chain of custody. i don't want bodies over there and we're sending samples on an airplane somewhere else. here's the bottom line.

whether they're criminally responsible is an issue but there's no question this is a huge civil lawsuit. the civil plaintiff's attorneys are already down there. they've already bought their tickets, they're down there. you think you get down there fast, greg? they were there two days ago looking to hand out whatever they can to get these cases and to talk to the families. big lawsuits. >> harold: probably right. i hope so for the families. the fastest is up next. ♪♪ at vanguard, you're more than just an investor, you're an owner with access to financial advice, tools and a personalized plan that helps you build a future

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♪♪ ♪♪ >> jesse: welcome back. it is time for the fastest. first up dana please hold my hand. >> dana: oh, boy. >> jesse: i'm about to say something questionable but because we want to wish you a happy birthday. >> dana: oh, thank you [clapping]. >> dana: you don't have to say that part. thank you very much. >> jesse: happy birthday dana. and we have a little shout-out package that we'd like to play for you. would you mind if we did the honors. >> dana: well. thank you. please. grateful.

>> jesse: let's roll it >> happy birthday dana i'm so happy you're 50 because it annoys me when people aren't 50 yet. >> welcome to the over 50 club we are happy to have you as a member, if there's anything we can do, aarp memberships senior discounts let us know. >> so much to celebrate happy birthday dana. >> 50 years ago the dow was 941, something like that. today even a little problem, 32,000. so you came into this planet and people just started buying and never stopped. >> perino is not 50 years old. that's just ridiculous. she's like 33. i've known her for 20 years. oh. >> in percy's world you're only seven, a little more than seven. pretty young to me. >> you have made dogs and dog loving great again single handedly. i love animals and i want to wish you all the best on this wonderful birthday you're having

and celebration. >> happy birthday dana biscuit and i want to wish you a happy birthday you bring so much kindness and encouragement and care and humor into everybody's life. happy day. >> inspiration to so many women myself included. happy birthday. >> love you happy birthday celebrate. take that time to celebrate. >> you've been absolutely amazing and and i'm forever grateful. no one i would rather have tell the world i'm pregnant for sure. >> i love seeing you every night, every day from 9:00 to 11:00 with bill, your smiling face. occasionally we match. every once in a while i listen to you drop a bad word, some kind of bomb or another. happy birthday to you and enjoy the big day. >> from tall reprobaits, happy birthday dana. >> on your birthday, be grateful for everything you have. thank you for being such a great partner and enjoy everything that comes your way today. i know you will, and you deserve

it. >> dana i'm fully supportive of your birthday and for once just have hemmer be nice to you and this is really about bill. bill be nice to her, we know a different dana than you know. >> and by the way what's the line? >> we're so glad you were born. we love you. god bless you. >> that is so nice. thank you everybody. thank you, thank you. you know, i was thinking, i turned 40 when we had just started the five and that was like a big thing. >> greg: i remember that birthday party. >> dana: yeah, we were all the way down by the water. remember the fireworks, they weren't my fireworks, they were another party's fireworks but looked like they were for me and it was by the statue of liberty. it was an incredible decade. >> greg: i don't think i've worked with anybody longer than you in my career i. >> dana: i no, same hold my hand. i think that's true. >> greg:. >> greg: isn't that hilarious >> jesse: really sweet package, for all those at the bar obviously. >> judge jeanine: yep. we love you dana, you've been great to all of us even those of us who are older than you.

>> dana: sean hannity's really the reason i was able to come to fox >> jesse: really. >> dana: heard the story already had carl rogue here and they felt like why do you need another bush administration person and he apparently told them i think she's different let me give her a shot and he brought me up here and i did the great american panel is that what it was called, football, and then i got some on red eye, and then the 5 started. so it's been an amazing decade, huge amount of gratitude to my new friends as well, relatively new friends. >> jesse: any advice >> harold: we should all be taking advice from dana for everything you've done, the way you -- i listened to kaley talk about you're an inspiration to her. >> dana: that was so nice of herman man inspiration to young women and men. i want to thank you for helping me get around this table and all you did for so many people that came behind you at the white house. so congratulations. happy 50th. >> jesse: and we have a best of package. we're not finished yet. take a listen. >> greg: she was once a deck hand on a ship in a bottle.

she plays volleyball on a ping-pong table. she once called 911 after falling behind a couch cogs. dana perino. >> dana: basket for me. >> you need help? it has not helped you in the arms area. >> you skipped arm day. >> oh. >> at the mall. >> dana: i know you and i have so much fun. i know. and we do it for free. >> former co-chair of the sanders campaign said that having to vote for biden is like having to eat a bowl of s word. and i think. >> say it, say it. >> dana: that kind of sentiment. >> say it dana. >> jesse: how many times has dana cursed on the air? let's here. >> dana: oh, no. >> chasing people around with a reptile even going into [bleep]. >> dana: also as a conservative woman you know you're not going to get the glowing profile so you just get your [bleep] done. >> whoa. >> try something new i'm going

to ask dana to hold my hand dana if you feel like i'm saying something inappropriate you squeeze it and i will move on to another issue. >> greg: who's watching the kid you didn't ask me to baby-sit. >> jesse: greg you're not legally allowed to watch him. >> dana: i'm watch him. >> jesse: his bedtime is seven. i'm not sure if you're awake. >> dana: works perfect. >> someone for you to meet. >> no way. >> yes, way. >> best surprise ever. >> caroline bringing in this new little dog. this is percy. >> percy? >> hi percy. >> he's seven weeks old. we picked him up in ohio yesterday. >> awe. >> and i think we have another visitor. >> oh! one more thing, hi percent percy. >> he is big. >> is this a lemon cake. >> of course it is. >> you guys. >> lemon cake.

>> lemon cake. >> all right. >> judge jeanine: i want to see your beautiful face. >> dana: go to the judge. >> hey percy. >> dana: wow okay we haven't had a lemon cake in a while. wow guys this is a lot. your birthday is a time to really reflect on all your friends and a huge amount of grateitude for all of you at the 5 and hi percy. this is your debut better make it good. >> would you like to cut the cake or should i. >> dana: who's having lemon cake? >> i am. >> i know, i've got to work. >> you know what dana, i have some words of advice. >> dana: what about the break. >> judge jeanine: the words of advice are, everything will be okay. >> dana: i love that. >> jesse: great advice everybody happy birthday dana, one more thing is up next. ♪♪ bogey's on your six, limu. they need customized car insurance from liberty mutual so they only pay for what they need. woooooooooooooo...

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>> dana: time now for one more thing. jesse? >> jesse: i would like to thank dr. siegel for shepherding me through this back. and his wife luna. special shoutout to my surgeon paul mccormick. i'm feeling much better. mostly, thank you to emma, who has been tying my shoes getting me ready every day. she has been phenomenal. i love her so much. thank you so much, emma. >> dana: thank you to everyone who has taken care of him. back at the table my sister angie is very happy. i attended a wonderful wedding. jim and and hope and ron morgan said wonderful congratulations to keith ellison fritz and i knew would like it. they did a great job.

greg? >> greg: all right. we have got a great show. i got bret baier. bret baier. i got skunk baxter, only guy worked on nasa and rock and roll hall of fame. great show tonight. >> dana: judge? >> judge jeanine: i know poodles were having trouble reading and their eyes were tearing. the vet said they can't ride in a convertible because it's not good for their eyes. so, i used my own medical degree and came up with this brilliant solution i put goggles on the dog so now they can ride in a convertible or the back of a pick pickup truck. >> dana: do you know what they goal those? gol lle sncht. >> harold: patron is credited with sniffing out more than # hundred explosive devices since russia invaded ukraine.

patron has been celebrated as a national hero and has an army of loyal fans. makes me want to say animals are great. [laughter] >> dana: animals are so great. again, thank you to all our viewers, too, who put up with me and greg. >> harold: happy birthday. >> dana: 11 years now. that's it for us. "special report" is up next. >> bret: dana, happy birthday. great day. i'm on gutfeld and jess is back. >> dana: perfect. >> bret: okay. thanks. >> dana: thank you. >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier. we are in new york city tonight, world headquarters for fox news channel. in just a few minutes i will speak with former defense secretary mark he is officer about the war in ukraine and his new book sacred oath, memoirs of a secretary of defense during extraordinary times. but we start tonight with the day's headlines. >> bret: there have no arrest in the weekend fire and vandalism of prominent wisconsin