honduras drowned in the river, seven months pregnant. we're seeing stories like that. it's very sad. as a country, we need to send a strong message telling them that we are a nation of laws and we can't just come in -- >> neil: we have to make that clear. thanks. that will do it here. here's "the five." >> jesse: hello. i'm jesse waters with judge jeanine, harold forth jr., dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> do you take any responsibility for your policy? >> our pollsies help, not hurt. >> jesse: president biden taking zero responsibility for record high inflation and claims that he's helping americans.

somebody at the white house forgot to tell biden the facts and the polls say otherwise. americans are getting crushed by an avalanche of economic disasters. gas prices hit another record high. more americans are struggling to make ends meet. parents can't even find baby formula. the president making it clear he has no plan to fix all of the problems and instead he's blaming the usual suspects. >> there's two leading causes of inflation we're seeing today. the first cause is the ones in a century pandemic. the second cause, mr. putin's war in ukraine. you saw -- we saw in martha -- march that 60% was due to the war. >> jesse: and the gop has not signed on to anything. and pushing a talking upon that

"the washington post" has called a lie. >> senator scott laid it out. the ultra maga plan. it's to raise taxes on working families. lowter income of american workers. i never expected the ultra maga republicans who seem to control the republican party now to have been able to control the republican party. >> jesse: i want to listen to what dana has to say about ultra maga. first, let's listen to what jen psaki had to say about how this phrase came to be. >> it's the president's phrase and the president made those comments himself just last week as you know. i think what has struck him is how extreme some of the policies and proposals are that a certain wing of the republican party that is taking up too much of the republican party are for. so to him, adding a little ultra to it gave it a little extra pop.

>> jesse: is he giving it an extra pop? >> dana: i can't stand it. i feel like you're walking down this aisle at the convenience store or cvs and looking for something that would say is ultra maga and it's gross to me. i can't stand it and can't get it out of my head and i want them to stop. because he says ultra maga 20 times is not going to make inflation go away. they can say rick scott 100,000 times. he's eating alone at the lunch time. nobody in the republican party that signed on. by no means is an ultra maga group supportive. they say that rick scott wants to raise taxes. that's so extreme. they want to raise taxes. why don't they jump on board? choice versus a referendum. that's what you'll hear me say a hundred times. as many times as they say ultra maga, i'll say that. they know this from the obama biden years of 2010 and 2014 where they lost seats. if it's a choice between biden

or trump, that's what the team wants to hear. that's what the biden team wants. everybody is dealing with inflation every day. it's a referendum on the president. that's what the mid-terms are about. >> they can try to make it a choice. as a communications person, if i was planning to have my boss give a big speech about lowering gas prices and i wake up and the headlines are aaa said it's record high gas prices and you come out and you built something as a new plan and you give an entire speech that has nothing new in it, then you have lost the confidence of the people that are turning to you hoping that you provide them some relief. they know it's not coming. >> jesse: greg gutfeld? why do you look so -- >> greg: what you're trying to say about ultra maga, it's a trojan horse. >> dana: exactly what i'm trying to say. >> greg: i was holding that in for so long.

then you have senator scott responding. senator scott, this is like really harsh. it's harsh by my standards. he said that biden is incapacitated, incoherent, unwell, unfit, confused, incapable. those are all the words that rick scott used. it's like somebody threw a can of paints on biden and nobody is helping him wipe it off. biden said rick scott is not well. nobody is bothering to defend him because all of those things could be argued persuasively. i'm with you about the maga phrase. it shows how little game that they have that no one is picking it up and laughing at it. it's not let's go brandon; which was genius because of the subterfuge and it's not visual like dirty harry. it's like a loser that choses a

name and knock picks it up. joe looks great on the suit. puts on the bomber jacket, the aviation jacket, he looks like the head of the flight crew that got mistaken as the pilot. he should be messing up the kids hair and giving the wings to the girl. he should not be in the cockpit. that's the problem. the democrats have realized he's in the cockpit. you have to get him out. >> jesse: there's no game with ultra maga. if you are maga, you're not like oh, ultra maga. he got me. janine, how do you think this will play? >> jeanine: i don't think it will play at all. he said his policies have helped more than they hurt? where is the disinformation board when you need it? nothing he says is true. the all that maga plan. the fact that ultra is supposed to tee it up. you really hate maga, you really hate ultra maga. i spoke to senators. he said nobody signed on to rick

scott's plan. that means nothing. it's never going to make the florida. mitch mcconnell doesn't like it. rick scott, the junior senator from florida, who cares? joe biden is caring his plans to nothing. what makes me crazy about biden is he says, we're going to plan to reduce the prescription drug prices. you are? do it. you have the house, you have the senate, you have the oval. when are you going to do this stuff? all he can do is sharpening the rhetoric to the republicans and everybody says gas is $4 or $5. nothing has changed. >> jesse: did you see anything different in the speech today besides the sharp partisan attack? >> we're getting into political season. heavy into it. i do think this ultra maga thing -- look, your views around the table are respectable and understanding but it could be something that sticks. if you look at what happens to ohio, j.d. vance wins. more than 2/3s voted against

j.d. vance voted against him. rick scott is the head of the republican senate campaign committee. his role is important to republicans winning back the senate this go around. if he has a plan that differs from mitch mcconnell, if there were a democrat that had a different plan than biden, we would be talking about it negatively. i'd be criticizing it. this guy has a different plan than mitch mcconnell who is i think effective minority leader and majority leader as we've seen. we need to be honest. the pandemic and the war have increased fuel prices. i would have expected the president's message even more, been more credible to say we're going to increase energy production here at home. oil and natural gas have to be upped as we think about going forward and get to a green energy platform in the country. until then, we have to produce more fossil fuels. last, we have to raise taxes on

billionaires. anybody that is not for that -- >> jesse: aren't you a billionaire? >> if i were, i'd be happy to. we've had the majorities for a while. democrats have had the majorities, senator obama had it and now biden. they have yet to raise the tax that allow as group of investors that are investing other people's money to enjoy a different tax when they make money. when i make money, i pay regular taxes. democrats raise that one first. i'm not mad about the ultra maga thing. >> jesse: you think it's going to stick? >> if it doesn't go to something else. >> dana: maga will say i'm ultra maga. so what is the level after ultra? >> greg: they're trying to -- the way the republicans nailed the squad -- >> jesse: it's not going to work. joe biden's silent on attempting

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>> i know there's an outrage about protests that have been peaceful to date. we've certainly continued to encourage that outside of judge's homes. that's the president's position. >> harold: the white house refusing to condemn protests outside of supreme court justice alito. critics have accused him being silent on the protests and enforce a law that make it illegal to protest outside of a judge's house to sway a case. a federal judge whose's son was murders speaking out on the threats. she says lawmakers need to act now. >> we've been taking the fire for months now, years, in fact, and nothing is being done to

protect us. this should not be a partisan issue. this is an american issue. we need to understand that public debate has a place and that's in the public forum. it does not have a place in front of justices or judges houses. >> harold: judge, i remember that awful tragic case. just to see that judge made my spine sort of sit up here. what are your thoughts? this is not a partisan issue, this is across the part lines we should address. >> jeanine: she was appointed by president obama. she lost her son. he died. her husband was shot. he was on america's newsroom on dana's show today. she was on american newsroom. in westchester, we had a federal judge shot by a litigant. we named the courthouse after him. judges are the targets of praised litigants and they make decisions that determine the trajectory of one elife.

with these people out of control, there's a federal statue that anticipates this kind of activity for which there should be arrest by the fbi, prosecutions by the department of justice. now, you can see them going after the january 6 incident and, you know, i condemn them immediately and say they need to be prosecuted. show a little even handedness here. this is a crime with what they're doing and in the end, if you want to use your energies yelling "abort the court", there's children in those houses that will suffer and there's crazed people that will act on that kind of lunacy. >> harold: dana was what it like today on your show? >> dana: i interviewed her son when it just happened. and today before the break, i said how are you doing? she said it's been 21 months and 18 days. she lives with the loss of her

son front and center. she says there's nothing that they can take away from me. that's why she and her husband have dedicated themselves to make sure other judges can be protected. there's legislation that she's asked to be passed and it has -- because of this recent situation, it's maybe going to make a move through the house and the senate and become law because it really is unfortunate that -- can you imagine -- let's say the roe v. wade decision went to other way. there were protesters the other way, right? pretty much -- okay. this is true. is there a position going to be -- will the white house's position be the same if the issue were on the other foot? we know the answer is no. that is what really bothers people. you're just asking for the fairness. you're asking for the rule of law to be respected. you're asking for people that are actually taken in for crimes to be held for the crimes and not let out to be held for other crimes. i thought having her voice is so

important. she's not a republican. she doesn't talk about being a democrat. i don't know what her political affiliation is. she's for the rule of law. i think senator chuck schumer might be the worst majority leader in the history of the senate. you know what the they're planning to do today? to have every senator vote on a bill that basically says there should be a federal law that will allow abortion up in the moment of birth in all 50 states. they want every senator to have to vote on that. imagine -- just a disgusting nature of that. to ask people to do that. i think there's one thing about the judges, the other thing on the merits talking about the leaks. very few people are talking about what we're actually talking about here. that's what the senate is voting on tomorrow. >> harold: ugly moments bring out ugly things, greg. we're seeing it here. from the -- dana has a position about the legislation tomorrow.

we share a view of what is happening with the judges. what law do you think they would pass to protect judges as well? >> greg: that's important. they should enforce the laws that are already here. i have a feeling that jen psaki would not have approached this topic if it wasn't asked. there's -- it's implied there's a political favoritism going on here. the best argument for abortion is watching that protest. these people should not have kids. sorry. it's just like what you said, dana. we have moved so far from common sense that you can have an abortion up until birth. if you disagree with it, you're the extremist. you're the extremist. so in effect, there's nobody -- like if you believe that you're speaking up for something that doesn't have a voice, you're bad? you're immoral because there's a living being that cannot speak and you're -- you want to defend that? and you are considered the

extremist. that is an abortion of a thought. >> dana: can i mention one other thing on ben shapiro's podcast. he played a clip of a leftist commentator that said she would have sex with the leaker. if it turns out to be a conservative, she would joyfully abort the fetus and make sure he knew about it. people that want to have limits on abortion are extremists. >> jeanine: remember ralph northum. on whether the baby could live or not. >> jesse: democrats are terrified of the pro choice lobby. they don't want to say anything outside of partial birth abortion. it will dry up donations and they want to stay in power. this violence against trump

supporters, this mob thing, that started in 2016. remember the slew of attacks against trump supporters? people getting hit in the head with crowbars, with eggs. people's cars getting torched. that was normalized. none of that was prosecuted and talked about. remember the inauguration? they fire bombed a limousine. destruction out there. anything goes during the administration. the leaks, the lies, all of that kind of stuff. then you saw the summer of black lives matter. remember? arson, bailed out. throw someone down a flight of stairs? bailed out. shot someone? nobody talks about it. the fact that garland hasn't said a world -- imagine if this was a school superintendent's house. >> greg: they went to a school board meeting. >> jesse: stepped up to a microphone and waited in line.

so come on. now you pelosi, you have schumer and now you have the white house okaying people surrounding public officials homes. are they really okay with that? let that sink in, the most powerful people in the democratic party are okay with that. like greg said yesterday, what happened with black lives matter? they thought that was running cool in the beginning in june and july. then it started to backfire. their neighborhood started to get torched. watch what happens when their homes get surrounded. they won't like that. this is mob season. they have the streets. they're going to run on rogues. inflation will beat roe. last thing, wear a condom. practice safe sex. boys and girls. all right? i know it's not perfect. americans are forgiving in the first couple weeks. the further you get and you start talking about partial birth, have that conversation, republicans? when i have that conversation,

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armed and ready for a shootout. >> members of the u.s. task force basically rammed the vehicle and pushed it into a ditch. we later found out had they not done that, the fugitive was going to engage in a shootout. any one of these weapons could have been used to ambush our officers. he said he was probably going to have a shootout at the stake of both of them losing their lives. >> dana: police say the couple was disguised with wigs. casey white is now awaiting extradition back to alabama where he was serving a 75-year prison sentence where he will likely face new charges. judge, i imagine you think the police work was good here. i think a lot of people are wondering how does this happen? that a prison guard falls in love with an inmate and -- >> jeanine: it happens. when i was d.a., we had a case

like this in singsing. what is so interesting about this, you had a 56-year-old woman who was a widow who had no children who is about to retire. you have a 38-year-old guy that has no future. i'm not sure that she had much of a future either. she decided she was going to retire. her future was with him. people say, well, you know, he probably forced her. i don't think so. she sold her house. she wanted to get away with him. she had all of these dreams and may have been depressed and lonely. he just answered all of her dreams. he's a sweet talker. not too good looking. he waved extradition to alabama, which is interesting. you can fight extradition. that means the d.a. has to go to the governor's office and has to kickback before it goes back to

the original state. he knows he's dead to right on this and facing a murder charge at home. the only question is whether or not vicky shot herself or whether he shot her. one of the things that he said is, you know, my wife is injured. please help my wife. she shot herself. i don't i believe them or not but they were together 11 days later. she made a lot of long-term plans. it's a sad commentary. the bottom line is they always catch them. they never get away. >> dana: i mean, i wonder if they did get married. >> jesse: you mean --. somehow. >> jesse: at a chapel? >> dana: i don't know. >> jesse: we talked about this yesterday. the biggest adrenaline rush in the world is probably being on the run after you escaped prison. imagine being on the run as an escapee with your girlfriend. hold my hand. studies have shown that prison escapee man hunt sex is the

highest level of sexual gratification achievable in terms of intensity. studies have shown this. studies have shown this. okay? i have to say that this couple, was it worth it? was it worth it? because men get this bad rap for these untakened primal beasts but look at this woman. this woman was the one that masterminded this. she mortgaged her house, cleaned out her bank account, took out the cash, the guns and commandeered the vehicle. she must have been really turned on by this guy to throw her life away for a few you know what. with that said, is this a dangerous trend? let's look at the facts. we remember a couple years ago we had that other female prison guard spring those two dudes that she was sexually involved with in upstate new york. again, greg was saying in the green room, he doesn't think that female prison guards should exist. i disagree with that. it's a little over the line.

but people have been talking -- >> harold: greg didn't say that. >> dana: jesse is back. >> harold: he's held. >> greg: could i -- >> jeanine: yes, please. >> greg: you know what it reminds me? it's like an inmate version of the office romance between jim and pam. look at them. is that not jim with a beard? so the judge was asking, how does a jail house romance -- i get it. if you're a smart male inmate with not much to do, romance is the long game you play. could take months or years. he's going to put in the time anyway. it's like digging a hole with a plastic spoon. so what if it takes years. you have no place to go. a great challenge for the guy. the other side, whether a woman is weak or strong, she's no match for a bad man. right? because bad men can manipulate people, male and female, to doing things that they never

thought. i imagine that she never expected her final moments as a child to live happily ever after, to end up dying in this way. there might have been a realization that my god, how did i get here? when you're under the thrall of a bad man, they can manipulate you to doing anything. he worked the long con on her. this is exactly what i would do if i were in jail. >> harold: this is the argument that will take place in court. jesse's argument will be his defense lawyer's office and greg will be the prosecutor's argument. this would not have happened had they just crossed the ts and dotted the is. when she picked him up that morning to go to a fake appointment, had they just checked the books, they would not have gotten out. people get help from cops and others, guards, that get out of jail. you've seen this. there's gangs and others working

with people. this is really a lesson about detail. if they had checked the details that morning, they would not have sprung out of jail and she took him to a fake appointment that he didn't have. >> jeanine: i think neither of them had nothing to lose. >> greg: when you have nothing to lose, all you have is love. >> dana: i think it's amazing you did that deep dive research. i don't know what -- >> jeanine: where did you find that, jesse? what website? >> jesse: i'm not saying. >> dana: up next, the blm co-founder pushing back charges against that $6 million mansion. ♪♪ men, you need to get off the couch and get with the program.

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knows no bounds. the co-founder finally fessing up after complaining about transparency laws. >> it is such a trip now to hear the word -- the term 990. it's like triggering. this is deeply unsafe. this is being weaponized against us. >> jeanine: she now admits to using the group's $6 million los angeles mansion for two parties. colors copping to host her son's birthday party and a gathering to celebrate president biden's inauguration. all right. so she goes from one to the other from being triggered by having to file forms that everybody in her situation has to, to finally fessing up here. why did she fess up? >> harold: i have no idea. any time there's a misuse of funds, the person ought to be punished. i don't care if it's your political affiliation that i agree with or disagree with, we

all have that. whatever comings her way comes her way. >> jeanine: she secretly purchased this home. with us in the name of a shell corporation. she did everything she could to keep it off of every one's radar. what do you think caused her tomer? >> jesse: the clinton's got ahold of her. this is an a.p. interview. they set up the interview with the a.p. they only used it twice. used it to celebrate the inauguration of joe biden. oh, and for the little boy's birthday party. isn't that sweet? they didn't use it for anything else. just the inauguration and a birthday party. perfectly done by the clintons. i give them a round of applause. i saw candice owens talking about how she went to visit this place with cameras. they have a white security guard working security for the mansion which is ironic. the tea party basically did

nothing. they never embezzled $60 million. these people got away with a lot more and everybody is like oh, it's okay. that's why this country feels like everything is rigged. you get the stock trades in congress, kickbacks to the big guy. you burned down a house and you get bailed out. you raise your voice at a town hall or wear a red hat or something, you're cancelled for telling a stupid joke that some lib finds offenoffensive. the justice has to be blind or this country will never be united again. >> jeanine: that's why lady justice has the bandages. a lot of people were there. >> dana: a lot more was about to

come out so they better admit they had a couple parties. you know the inauguration was come out. it's funny that she's triggereded by charity laws. when till she see what's the enforcement is like. >> jeanine: if there is enforcement. >> greg: i hope there is. i'm opening a shell corporation to pay for jesse's back surgery. it's a fair question of whether it would -- will they be punished? what do you do next? will they be treated like every other white collar fraudster or because their cause is embraced by every corporation? they get some kind of special immunity. you know, there's something that blm is -- we talk about some of the bad things that they did. you have to understand that whatever the police department took as abuse is far more than they had coming. we all need to fix that as well. we still have not reconciled

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your phone with texting. that's your circle. and then you have the outer circle, which are your contacts, associates, people you're familiar with. you don't see a lot. you text occasionally. then you have randos that you hear from and see once a year. that is pretty healthy. >> dana: where do i fit in that? >> jesse: you're in there. >> dana: which ring? >> jesse: you're in a ring. i'm not talking about guys. i don't text women. >> greg: there you go. judge, i replenish my friends when i run out. you ever run out of friends? time for new friends. like going to the store, pick them up. >> jesse: they're expensive now. >> jeanine: does that mean you remove them or day or -- >> greg: i'm the pain in the ass friend. >> jesse: no kidding. >> greg: i'll say i haven't heard from that person. it's me. i never blame them. >> jeanine: it's have about ten

close friends. you know, then 20. you have to like yourself, okay? >> greg: i'm my own best friends. greg gutfeld. just looking off on the side. my own best friend. then we'll do book signings. dana, you noticed that you can't have two of the same type of friend? one will notice. i can't have two in public relations. you understand. i can't be friends with two police officers. >> dana: okay. i don't know. i think the more police officers you can be friends with the better. your dogs are your friends. >> greg: that's true. >> dana: maybe you should get a dog. >> greg: i like other people's dogs. that's the way it should be harold, right? >> harold: yeah. i have a lot of friends. >> greg: you have more friends than anybody. >> neil: i had 12 guys in my wedding. three or four that were my ushers. i'll see a big group of friends

this weekend. the 30th college reunion, men and women. i'm blessed. >> dana: are we all your friends? are we in the first circle? >> jeanine: we're not in the first. >> harold: i'm consulting jesse on the ring. >> dana: i'm worried about it. >> jesse: i don't text girls. >> jeanine: did you live in the quad? >> harold: i lived in hill house. >> greg: come back when we talk about a real college. go bears. one more thing is next. when i'm on my hands and knees and i'm digging through the dirt, i feel something in me, like a fire, that's just growing. i feel kinder, when nature is so kind to me. find more ways to grow with miracle-gro.

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(all): all hail, caesar! pssst julius! you should really check in with your team on ringcentral. oh hi caesar. we were just talking about you. yeah, you should probably get out of here. ♪ ringcentral ♪ ♪ >> jesse: time now for one more thing. we have birthday news to share with you guys. yesterday was dana's birthday.

>> dana: yeah. >> jesse: today harold ford jr. >> harold: tomorrow. >> dana: celebrate today. >> greg: i love this. >> dana: happy birthday. we have something in here for you, i think. >> judge jeanine: what is it? >> jesse: i don't know. open that up. >> harold: jess' signature. there is more than just mine. [laughter] >> harold: enjoy my face expect it to be -- [laughter] >> judge jeanine: dana, that's a great one. go. >> greg: read my messageout loud. >> harold: enjoy my face. i expect this to be framed and hung in the bedroom. [laughter] he is trying to get to my friendship. >> jesse: happy birthday to

sanders. he is turning 28. card is in the mail. also tonight "primetime" we have mike pompeo, john kennedy, dana loesch and kayleigh mcenany. and now we have greg gutfeld. take it away. >> greg: tonight a comedy show jamey fay la, kat timpf, tyrus will be a blast. amazing show. let's do this. greg's springtime smack! you know it's spring which means it's time to get your fresh camellia blossoms like this little lieberman is actually a ring tailed lieberman because i know you were wondering dana. speaking of rings, harold, this little lemur is a ring tailed lemur and might join your ring one of these days. that is the oregon zoo. something still left in oregon. can you look at with pleasure. but this is what they eat. locked up their space. he really likes those blossoms. i will shut up now because they are in season. harold, go ahead. >> harold: thank you, guys. thank you, thank you, thank you.

i have no a new opinion piece on foxnews.com called democrats used to win and here is how they still can and discuss how our politics are broken even after the november election we need everybody to try to fix it graduates of wiley college, a small historically black college in marshall texas celebrated a little extra when they found out anonymous donor paid off all of their student debt. the estimated balance owed to the collegey in excels of $300,000. the school called the anonymous gift a great way to end the semester. congrats to them. >> jesse: never do that names nawmentsly. >> greg: jesse, if you frp there paid your off. >> judge jeanine: that's a fabulous story. always want your name on it. >> harold: move up the friendship ring. >> judge jeanine: inner circle. wrinkle the duck runs another marathon and this time he wins a

medal. this time this story just quacks me up. [sighs] >> take a look at wrinkle the duck waddled her way across the finish line long island marathon. even award add medal. wrinkle is no stranger to running. also won the boston marathon as well as nyc birds and humans alike along with agility and dedication. she is very pretty too. can i have a cupcake? >> dana: i have a new podcast episode everything will be okay with the kennedy. highly recommend for all of you youngsters out there. want some good career advice. 63-year-old was recently diagnosed with dementia. she left on a dog with her dog max and then she disappeared and she was gone for several days. she doesn't remember much of this. she was gone for three days. crews were searching around the home. her dog never left her side. her dog's name is max. finally the barking led rescuers

to her. she had minor cuts and bruises. she is home recovering. i think max probably got a big steak to thank him. >> jesse: can max run a marathon like the duck? >> dana: probably not. i bet is he in her ring. >> greg: or your web. quacks me up. >> greg: stop it. >> jesse: that's it for us tonight. "special report" is up next. hey, trace. >> trace: i don't know how you will do your show without me but best of luck trying tonight. happy birthday, harold. happy birthday bebelated dana and greg, your picture is on the wall. >> judge jeanine: what about me? >> trace: good evening. i'm in los angeles in for bret baier. election year appeal to voters pushes a plan massive inflation manages it strip his party of congressional fall this fall. the president is also accusing his republican opponents of planning to raise taxes an accusation that does not add up. correspondent alex degree a