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at least that's what i hear through my ouija board. d but being dead can only mean one thing you'd have to voteem democrat. >> so. let's talk about a cranky .rson who he screams at people s and forcr once i'm not talking about this guy. i'm talkinguy about patty poun. she's a broadway star and a loud and nasty one . she's been around a while. she was in cats when they were still kittens, but apparently she thinks her doesn't stink. ah but your breath does.s. the broadway crank was caught on camera screaming like an old coot at a theater goer who's mascot's slipped beneath her nose on monday night following a performance of a hit musical company. > here's a clip of that musical that goes on for four hours. on >> frankly, i don't see the appeal, but her diatribe was recorded by people in the
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audience. >> rolet deucy oh , you know why you're in the theater. that's the rule. if you don't want to follow the rules. >> oh , and just like northnd koreans after kim jong un finishes his speech, the audience clap. >> she continued, but you talk to people that sitting around>> you. >> yeah, there g are people sitting around her by away. keep in mind she's not wearing a mask while she was yelling, which is either hypocrisy or a good thing depending on how you feel about her face. now the audience member yelled back , i pay your salary so let's play that back and forth.a kilmeadeck you qunol for exampl, candace owens salary who do you
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think you are just over your o you know, why would she bring chris harper into that ? but who the hell is he anyway? allegedly she then stormed outge with a pack a white cheddardd crackers, which isar typically racist. stand on so where do you stand on this? doou you t think she was right o humiliate a customer becauseau her mask slipped? i mean, who the hell does shehe think she is a delta flight attendant? >> hello, think she never forger what being an elitist snobun delights in flaunting the huge power gap betweenti the unmasked and the masked. well,un when i can't make up my mind, i watch the view [ whatever comes out of there bang filled mouthsth i take the opposite stance. they live in a bizarro world where up is down fire . f it's wet joint is considered c a comedian going to the theater puts a mask of you know you don't want to infect people
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on the stage who are not wearing masks. you know, there's a way and don't just do it right. yeah, don't why are you advertising palapa? that one was stupid. i rather fight with the taliban than about so many people saidsa i want to goid back to what it used to like it. i want to go back to normal whatever that looks like for you yet the simple task of putting on a mask is too a much for some . look at our beautiful audience. everyone has aud a map. pleasee don't show us your audience. wow. they have a voice of an angel. hells angels being dragged over an acre of broken glass without pants. >> boy, if there was ever a show where the talent spaces should be covered if they wear masks they should be filled with ot's. i don't even know what that means. how dare you attack? how dare you clap that a
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misogyny. shame on you almost alltt of you . i think we now learn a big lesson. i sure do. but every fatuous celebrity a agrees the audience is grosss and must wear masks to the talent doesn't have to.e it's the elitist grip gainto power and wealth to exemptes yourself from the rules you demand for mothers. if they had their wayde you'dma be on lock down forever. you'de be home from work forever. you would wear masks forever the way they're role models and the chinese government handle it and why? becausee they think they're better than you. they can go to benefit dallas. they can have servants trail behind the hillarys of the worldnd holding her trainer and no, not the one joe bidenll still plays with under the christmas tree and no, notne the when bill clinton participates in under r th, they couldee go no, they can go to pricey c restaurants maskell's and get waited on by the mast. and now just last night here's
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leupen at the tony awardsmi nominees event. i wasn't invited without a mask. >> clearly she wants everyone to die. >> but what a clear marker of status. you can see my mouth but i can't see yours. you served me masterr the message. you were doing it to protect mee from you and your modern daysy leprosy. i'lletch me a roll or have you fired fromou your pleasant work. hold on a second, sir. you yeah. you young man. y and the polo shirt the second s row. ec where's your mask? i told you i told you to put on your mask. put it on . >> put it on frank. an thank you .k now remember to meet me after the show theame deal as before.
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don't forget the cool whip or c you don'too get a tip. so anyway, lupo's outburst is further proof. we live in two worlds but it's not a racial divide or a gender' divide. it's been what it's always been the elites versus the rest of his dirty, grimy commoners. >> i think we now see whose mask hasmy released your lipshe theirs. it's why i don't go to musicals if i want to pay money to have an angry lady yell at me, i'll l just go to judge jeanine's houseto. i don't pay cryonic. he donate his hair to bald eagle so friends we get beat smile always curly and she's on air too early fox and friends first go probably
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shipka seems like a slice of wonder bread in white and already baked distributor cat to finally children shoes and bumper cars by massive dikika the world television geben and our current deep deep looking good today as always. i put you up around 8:00 tonight . well thank you . so you're between a seven and a nine so give great this studio is a ten though. that certainly is. it's jack beautiful acsaow beautiful. , you know what else is beautiful you but their logic is they're telling their audience you wear these so we can perform. but isn't that an artificial divide because you don't need
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to wear them. it's crazy. it's actually pretending it'sar science so they don't wear them. but you do. exactly. and we already know that most of the masks the audience is wearing are cloth masks. yes, we know don't work. you see, it's the it is the ultimate virtue signal if they could replace s a cloth diaper over their face with just a button that says i'm better than you. right. that would work out well for everybody. yes. and yet it's trump derangement syndrome was one thing. this is covered derangement syndrome. they can't let it go. and the other thingng is if the vaccines work so well,or which they worship. yes, then we should all be just fine. exactly. but if they had not originated from donald trump, then youam can play this game too much. but in thish case, if the vaccines had not come from donald trump and they didn't and we were all getting covid s even though we were vaccinated, they would say they don't work right d w. the vaccines don't work and it would be talking about adverse conditions. so they always haveions a double standard, which is the only standard the left has is double
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standards. yes. and in this case i feel bad everywhere i go. i don't have to wear a mask and someone else does. i feel bad.. s i say i say excuse if you'd like to remove your mask. >> absolutely separate club we go toolut a side effect at sharm coralee technicallyie the audience member is correct.c they do pay her salary. i meanno the people in the audience right now, they pay our salaries and thank as i said, yeah, it's nice to see a stronger guy. we love you. well, yeah, you know, if colvert iss such a lifeea threatening danger tote this person that she stopped the broadway show to yellod at somebody in the audience fifty feet away from her who doesn't have their mask just over their nose, then maybeer se shouldn't be in public and that's fine. everybody's got their own risk assessment, but the world could be just too much of a dangerousr place for her or it could nott be about covid at or following
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the science and has everything to do with just claiming the moral high ground. f and theou thing that i found so interesting is the media just absolutely ate that up because every single headline was pattiz poun not bibel.pa no. forr a while if i was like oh that's interesting. oh i guessti we all look alike. patti stop broadway show to yell at a.m. which is a politically charged phrase. so essentially they're saying congratulate in's good job for yelling at smelly wal mart chump shopper trump follower. she did the right thing. yeah exactly. you know cat i've been wondering about this . h what would youav have done if i mean this is pretending that you would act. i wouldet never be there because it wasn't even just a broadway show. it was a q and a about a broadway musical. so t that's like the biggest group of losers in the worldld. i'm not a one step removed from something already already horrible and i don't evenn care if i these people off because i don't want to hang out with you anyway. yeah, exactly. peoh sorry.
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what was your question? i was okay, let's put itwh another way. what have you had to cover itato for fox so you were in thee audience with that against your choice and your mascotma that crazy lady started yelling at you. >> what will that i wouldn't mind that would make it fun. i'd get some attention. i'd go on fox and friends and be like i'm a vet to b be great. but then i have to go and find facebook book to me, know or not, please. i'm busy. wow. so so it just it had about the hour on the show. you want to do a three day would do a pretty good i don't know what morning look what your shows on . she's just getting ready to leave the bar i don't know a morning it's like i mean it'se just i don't like rules k in general becauseat behind evey rule is the implication that i can't make a decision for myself. ic the worst kind of rules aresk when you're asking somebody to doin do something that you cleay won't do for yourself. right.
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and just to berate and scream at somebody about that . and she said there was an issue of that person being disrespectful, but clearly she disrespects that person because all the people on stage with her, she doesn't care if d they breathe. ke i know they're packed next to you. they're probably all dead right now. oh , no, no. i don't have any research to back it up, but i'm assuming let's just assume they all died and she's a monster because she is. >> all right. we'll take a break. we'll be right back . no, no, no, no. no. i'm getting no, we're going to take i understand what a performer feels like when they're heckled by somebody. and i believe we watched the show last night. oh , oh . but it was filmed gussow.
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now your staff cares about you and they put a pad on it. a but here's the funny thing. the other side does not have a fan so yet how you want to handle this ? allll i said was that when somebody calls somebody on tvtt it's like gettingin hit with a chair. and i did say it was real. i did say it was real. you actually said it was not fake. i believe the word was phony. yes. but i'll tell you what . i will give you a pass. a thank you . i will give you a pass. but next time. yeah, he likes to run, right. it'll be your. but yeah, she's a horrible person and obviously she needed some attention. i'm going to keep this regime ts height. they should get smart. i mean i'll stand in for him if you need me. yeah. not for fun. it's not for your thing to go.
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oh it's just a potential for a little pain hexavest like i'll take it. yeah. i'm not i'm not sure if i bring any more kids. yes. i mean this is your fifteenth inoculation. all right. we've got to move on . up next , biden lies about his vaccine timing while his trump insultesti has the donald's climate right. no doubt college wasn't built for me. he didn't care if i had to work in partnership or if my kid had a fever at that time. i want set the deadline. i'm going to take a test when i'm ready. i want to courses on my feet up when i know my son i went to university that cares about you going to graduate undulated w.g. a non profit university of you. if something happened to you, what would happen to them? their whole their education,
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on sale for a limited time. so hurry go online today that our .com how can they claim there was no vaccination when biden had his pre inauguration? biden makes up some facts aboutt when he got faxed this week the white house tweeted whenwh presidentit took office millione were unemployed and there wasas no vaccine available. ve but as even the most casual political observer would note, biden took office january 20th. 2020 one at least a month after
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he took over the fact he madeto a big deal out of it.ar in fact, a month earlier he tweeted this today i received a covid-19 he vaccin. then on january 13th, still13 a week before he took office, the same twitter white house twitter account postede this video with a caption like biden received the second doseio of the covid-19 vaccine. so it appears they're not evenac trying to hideci the fact that they're lying. meanwhile, joe's attempt tos smear donald trump this totally backfired during a democratic fundraiser he called trump the great maga king, republican calling for these programs to help the working class and middle class people, etc. that's why we have inflationn dead wrong under my predecessor, the great maga came the deficit increased every single year he was president. >> okay, first it looks like he's about a belt out. o some sinatra hit a also what he
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just said it doesn't even makeen sense. he basically slammed tose disconnected sentences together and then he gives trumplant actually a positive nickname because it's always a sick bird . call your enemy a king, which then trump naturally embraced posting this lord of the rings style magic king meme on his own. social media platform through social got to say it looks good as a brunet. so it's another sad, grim week for old joe. what's joe got to wld say? no, no, no, no. it's a good week.oo it's a good week. that's because i came up with nicknames this week all by myself too. help fromave any ron sagheer jennifer clean any of those people. it was me i ultra maga that was mine. it was mine. and then just one day later i came up with the maga king. i'm doing it man.ng i'm playing the name i game
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makeable bag of banana fan. i feel bad. give me my mom. gotta go. comeme on i'll do another one right now. . maga maga agricola karalee how dumb is he to get from a positive nickname. i don't i think that you know what's really happening is that biden is trying to copy trump because you have me doing i mean trump wass a master clas in childish and hilariousus and effective insults. little marcond, lyin ted, crookj hillary. we still and they like actually affected their political career. right. biden you're absolutely right to energy jeb that it killedil he gives donald trumple a compliment and the family loves i was talking about lara trump on first day. she's like thank you for makingk me a member ofin a royal familyr i'm like princess maggie now i appreciate finally a real
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royal family. i don't like these crazy people in california. nutty couple. you know, tyrus., that tweetou about the vaccinations and stufft , i think the media s finally feeling like that the white house is just insulting t them because they assumed the media's not going to fact check themhesin. but s now it's like they're goig like, okay, we saw him get to vaccinator. i don't know, it might not be the media. i think it's people. yeah,i i think everyone who lie what i mean was putin's fault we didn't have the best. yeah. because literally all this administration does is point fingers thi and anyone cao that . i mean even if you don't have fingers you can just yeah. like that . i mean it's not a hard thing to be like to blame it. every three year old i've ever come across is phenomenal at blaming somebody else for something that they did even literally they're filled diaper. they'll be likekerith daddy did. yeah, i'm saying and that's what our administration does. they have no solutionser in sight.
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so now every time they point something out and they lieth about something, they have toow double down. it's that progressivee thing we've talked about where if you prove it's a lie, they just stretch it and keep it going. like the thing with trumpp with the two banks. yeah, well, itit was obviously two different banks. these guys are very clever. they tricked us so we'll just keep it going and that's what they're doing. the problem is every time you look at polling and every time you you hear american people talk, no one is fallingpe. there's no curtain.no they have no bravado and they're no good at insult. i have never in my life been like, look, gutfeld , yougu wel, i guess let me think how could i do this ?le look, king of the little people maybe in little but that soundsd good but yeah i like that . you know, it's like he's still even though he's physically underachievingug, he's still the highest of his class yet so it doesn't really work where my cat i have a nickname none that i can share here. oh my god. would you like a nickname?
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have you thought of anys nicknames for yourself? none that i can share. >> so is it interesting that the guy that claimed he wanted to- return to normalcy want too unify a country has done neither? he's almost created societal upheaval. i mean, i feel terrible about your children not having baby formula at i feel so terrible that i've never met them. so i work too much. yeah, no, you work too much. yeah i do. it's soo nice of you to leave them in the forest. they're out there, they're very outdoorsy and they made so many friends with the wolves. yeah the wolves are doing t a great job. well w out of those girls a lote of they raise a lot of kids. those wolves take a village and take off my hands so i was fighting just just keep talking. about trump like so this one a couple of years i was datinge this horrible, horrible man like actual sociopath,
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horrible, horrible monster. do we stop dating and i date.ar so i started seeing this other guy who was stu bed and like everything that he said made he just like repulsed and disgusted. yeah, but i kept him around so i was like, oh , he's nice to me. yes, right. a lot of people voted for biden just because he wasn't trump. y right. and yound can only be likefo the rebound guy for so long before you have to offer something else. right. are people are going to be overr it. that's a great point. >> gthank you both of those. great point, kat. that'll be your nickname or great. yo that's really better than i ppk ppk killer. there we go. yeah.he so heggs, last word to you. the great maga king. i can't think of a better name . i know the great late night kings. yeah. inhe'll meet and do see fight over the great morning show penny i mean that makes him>>
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donald the great like alexander the great. alfred the great. how do youre think they got thoe names? they didn't say that's exactlyiv ivan the terrible. he loved that name. he made torture great again. p yeah, exactly. do you really think ivan was terrible or do you just get like a like was just misunderstood disinformation? yeah, no disemboweled everybody. yeah, they ah and i sorry. right.>> yeah. j yeah.us what if people just ivan the disagreeable it's probably ivan the slightly miffed not as strong now so i think we'll go with ivan the terrible ivan the misunderstood my yes exactly. exactly. all right well i guess we beat this into the cat's boyfriends everything. yes. right up next , the washington post accidental hilarity is too obvious to be believed is already. hi, i'm christina.
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is getting roasted over ant" op ed they posted. it's true a paper's columnist takes aim at canceling their own name. apparently not only does democracy die in darknesses, so do braincells. the washington post ran an op recently arguing for george washington university to be renamed let me repeat the washington washington post ran an op ed recently arguing for george washington university to be renamed a senior at the university writes every day hundreds of black students walk on a campus named after enslaver c of men. the university's name, mascot and motto must be replaced. na a new name would cement the university's dedication to racial justice and affirm its commitment to change well, it'sa
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closer to like three thousand black students at gw and the internet quickly pointed out maybe the paper should have renamed itself before running this op ed. i mean, who'sng the washington post named after? i suppose it could be awardto winningmeme actor denzel washington and booker t washington civil rights pioneer or freddie boom boom washington without question. the greatest of all, sweetheart. no, the same george friggin washington in their op ed labeled an enslaver of men. talk about an op ed for the brain dead. maybe the schoolbr should change its name to something more appropriate. >> yeah, gutfeld institute of virology. you know, those are l the professors up there on the left. it my motto it's more than a rash. it's an education because learning can beti contagious. that's so my dermatologist tolda meto i hope you learned a lesso,
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greg. i did. i did.n' tyrus virus tiresias. this what happens? you're going to ban everything. you've got to ban yourself. t alwaysyr laugh when this enlightened group wants to. let's just say systemic racismrs is a real thing.. i mean, it is there. it's everywhere i have to keep my seat a few inches back from everybody else. i can't have us all at the same table. let's just say it is. and so it's kind of like being someone giving you a bag. you right? right. big of [bleep]. this horrible and it said it and they give the bad you know, like wow, this is such the oh, i'm going to change bag of flowers. >> it's still a bag. sosobag doesn't matter what yol it if it's really systemic racism, changing the namean doesn't matter.ge right. you've got to change the philosophya in the ideal bt that actually takes ownership in facts. so change your names. oh , we're doing this wonderful
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thing. we're changing the name of slavery to cohabitation. yeah.ha youin still got a chain on your ankle though, right? care how youht dress up, it stil . but this is the ignorance of the woke. they never get . changing the name means nothing. everyone own that could back then that was the time and you always try to act likeer they're better than the time like i would have been like no you wouldn't have been the first one . you'd have beenirst o atop the o tree. and i told the truth about it and guess what ? go go pick itick upit u . that's exactly what they wouldve have done back then that it through every one of us would have won. yeah. no, you know i probably would have been a . we were close to the house but you know, it was the time. yeah. you know, and a lot of these children would kind of look like me a little bit so there you go. y you can change your name all you want to be nothing. it means nothing. virtue signaling it's pathetic. > cat what do you think of the name i came up with for the college?
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when you go to the gutfeld college of virology institute of virology i won't infect any bats that's for sure. >> no sign. i don't i don't i don't buy this story. nt doesn't i'm sure this are we sure this student doesn't actually work here because like how many times are you doing the story on fox and friends weekend tomorrow?weekend tomorr? oh okay. i just read vaporizes the fact they didn't even acknowledge itl like they could have at least done likeit a little editor's note at the bottom we notice that we're also called washington. wow. yeah, exactly. i'm just trying to fit. okay, so i think you have stumbled headfirst like you often do into my theory. they didn't bring up chynn becauset they didn't want to t argueug because they thought that wouldt perceived as racist. right. could that have been it?
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well, maybe. how about the genius of the steward at george washington who's so mad about the name of his schoololo n that he submits his op ed to the what." oh , yeah. yeah, is something to be said there too. and to tigresses point do you ever think about what are a the things we're doing today? right.t. to years from now that like you did what ? yeah, you keep puberty blockers to eight year olds and you didn't tell the parents and then i mean,n't be careful when you live in this perfect looking glass backwards because we're all going to have thingsre worse. that's a that's a great examplet . i do something i'm ashamed of every day systemically. yeah. you're going to be in some history books b, movie sons written. >> there'll be statues of you being torn down.
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i can only dream. yeah. carly, i hope you think anybody there noticed this but like brought it up or i mean it isle kind of so first of all, george washington university is really called the george washington university. r so i thinkem they should removel all of the words except the to avoid any future conflict. george washington also a part of the patriarchy and i'm told we need to end that as well. right. i actually went too george washington for a summer and if not racist, it is reallyn expensive. yeah. and pretty much everybody at the school would agree with the person who wrote this op ed. so i think if you ask george washingtonhe himself, he would say, you know what , actually please do removerg my name from the school. to be p i don't want to be aar part of this anymore. anymore. i'm really have wooden teeth. is that just an urban legend? i don't think that's true . is it an urban legend? i don't think it is. i always it's always something fun to talk about. about. would make>> that up. t well, it could well it could be one of biden's ancestors.s ac he had wooden genes.
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hundred capitol police can take advantage of the new corporate contractta with ellerton that will cost taxpayers ten grand a month per person. >> that's roughly three trillion dollars. no, it's not. that just sounded better. it's roughly one point four million dollars a year in benefits for politicians and their staffers. we should hook their pedal's up to the dc electrical grid. they drop below twenty miles an hour. they get0 a shock in their fogr bottom just a cycle hide ericju swalwellst jokes because he . but the peloton deal is part of the house center for well-being initiative, which raises the question why can't they lose weight like regular americans do from inflates l and food shortages? now afterer fox and coveredng the proposed deal , congress may drop out of the deal for fear of blowback, although must be hard to do h a 180 on a stationary bike. bike. now look, i get letting
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the cops get a discount. they got to be in decent shape and their pay . most power but why can't the most powerful people in the country who make well over six figures pay for their own gym? still, what a great d metaphor for government workers a stationary bike spending money going nowhere. by the way, people often ask me how i stay so fit. show them this tape. that's not what i do, butha i just like showing people that tape cat if fox gave youou a free peloton membership, would you finally start exercising ? i , i exercise.en i do like a ten minute workout video like five times a week while i watch reruns ofle teen mom two. mom 2
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yes, i think that's great. i just don't i just don't want to pay taxes anymore. yeah. people say i'm like a when that like oh like you don't want to like it was likeon all the money goesey to peopleey who need it, like the moneyte goes tove whatever stuffha they want to do because they have that power. so i just i just i'm sick of them stealing from me and alsoo, pete, why do politicians d get perkso? it it's's not a corporation. it's like, hey, we need to compete with other people with these perks and benefits. right. you know what i mean? they don't they're running for office. you don't get perks per face because they write the laws. yeah. and they count on us not paying attention and they it's a bipartisan thing. this is not just democrats and republicanss. mentioned the stationary bike thing and you're right. but what better example of j rep how far behind government already is? peloton was cooladad like mid cd
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get a peloton because you're stuck at home. yeah. here we'reom back outside going to the gym and they're like now is the time. so i kind of felt like now's the time for peloton and just they're not buying a bikes yet. but just wait until these these pesky little staffers are like, you know what ?ar i got my membership but i don'th have my bike. i can't afford my bike. know, taxpayer should get me a bike too. i need fifteen hundred bucks for my bike as well. peloton stock by the way. it's like five bucks or fifteens bucks. it's crazy man. i thought that thing was going to just go on forever but i was wrong but yeah i hope it went away thankfully. yeah. >> according to some . well maybebe we can bring itt back garley not according to tell youba about. yeah yeah. hador loophole whenever whatever . oh you think you're not a loser you've got i have a theory carly that they should be exercising becausehe that removes more time of their day to ruin our lives.y oh okay. eran hour a day on the peloton means one hour less trying to screw us . i just think peloton has likeey the worst luck because they're always in the news for the most ridiculous thing to rememberme
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a sexist ad that wasn't sexist and then the and the cityext thing and now this . yeah. oh yeah right. yeah. and then the which they invited everybody but like their coworkers and whatnot buts also like so gas prices are at an all time high food prices are at an all time high.or you can't find baby formulaes and then somebody in congress is like i have a really good idea peloton memberships but us that happen right now and greg, you are right. congress shouldn't get it's not silicon valleyy, these cool perks you're working for us . yeah. which means you sure you should approve, i guess. yeah. the policer you suffer and you hate your job. i think the policejo g should be getting the best workouts because some of the new yorker young how just stuff there think though. i mean you do know i agree. you're right. they should because as many criminals have to catch and then re catch. yeahd c. you have to be in tremendous shape. the sandstromy: that was really
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visit bonaly .com today a story in five words though here's a story in five wordsds yes, karma is a ditch cyrus. a guy kills his wife and as he's trying to bury her in o a ditch he dies off a heart attack. does karma exist? what are you talking about? it's the perfect crime. >> i mean, horrible. at now the only other side of y that is if as soon as you pass over she's waiting for youou on the other side, dear. she said forever though. i mean, hey, this is worse ways to go. at least it wasn't complaining. yeah, there you go. kat, do you believe in karma? i mean no but like kinda yes. but i also believe i know everybody i think right.
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like maybe i don't i don't really believe in anything but i think maybe what if like he didn't do it because this would be the perfect way to frame someone else. nono one else kills this person and then this guy you shoot t hm up with a bunch of cocaine or b somethingun so he has a heartrl attack and dies and then it'sy like, oh , clearly w he diedou while he was barrier and thene you're living lifeon on the outside. you actually you kill the woman and then you bought with a gun. oh , sharing her apartmentou and you could tell that he'ssh out of shape and then he dies>> and you're on your merry way. yeah, that's a columbo to the job of it's on for but yeah there's no you know we don't talk don't you believe we havert a shortage of karmaag just like a lot of people getting away with stuff like that . >> okay, like had yes. i also sort of believe y in karma. that's why you should be nice to everybody. yes. it's also just good to be nicece
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to everybody. if this guy did douy this thoug, he's an idiot because he kills his girlfriend and then starts digging the grave in broad daylight and his neighbor sees and says why are you digging this hole? >> and then he's like, oh , i'm just this is digging. and then he dies and that's the end of the story. like everybody was able to bury bodies they don't cover of darkness. a lotoi of trouble by dying. yeah. so he was going to get away with it. yes. save the save the, the the government money too. because they don't have to house him. >> he committed his crime and then poof you're notll allowed to bury in your own backyard anymore though. no that's true .ou set up a register or an annoying relative maybe. yeah. peltzman you knowng i'm stilln in the peloton that that's last segment pete, can you get jerry nadler on a you know what to be . did you last segment sold quickly? if you did you would not see the peloton.
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