tower and shot the silhouette of johnnie cash in a very sensitive area. >> standing proud, holding a guitar and 50,000-gallon water tank all over kingsland. >> they looked for their water, and they didn't want it to be this discolored. >> johnnie cash. cash is relieving himself. oh my goodness. i can't say anything else about that. [applause] >> you're all animals. oh boy, hah? happy tuesday, everyone, hah? >> happy tuesday. >> let's get into t joe biden's popularity is like his teeth at night, under water. if he sunk any deeper, ed have crabs, because he'd be

in the sea where the crabs live. get your mind out of the gutter. his approval rating's at 39% even after the roe vs. wade leak which was designed to breathe life into the unconscious presidency. it was one biden leak that didn't demand a change of pants. but it still didn't work. in fact, thanks to idiots heading to the justices' houses like they were invited to a barbecue t quickly -- it quickly turned into a freak show but with more bearded ladies. underrated, by the way. when you sought protests, you probably -- when you saw the protests, you probably like their mommies wished they were pro-abortion like their offspring. why not? that's how you support them. you're reminded pro-choice doesn't always mean choosing soap and water. the worst stat of all, this jaw-dropping one from nbc news. 75% of the population thinks this country is going in the

wrong direction. that's astounding. you couldn't get more agreement from a room of children if you yelled "who wants ice cream and no homework?" meanwhile, 16% think the country is headed in the right direction, which raises the question, who the hell is this 16%? ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha. just as i suspected, a cnn production meeting. so we live in polarizing times, we're told and the polarization is driven by the media that does tall can to keep us at each other's throats. they see everything through the lens of identity politics and everywhere they look except in the mirror is proof of racism. i thought that would destroy america. but instead, it's destroying

the democratic party in places like cnn and msnbc because they're losing viewers and it's created unity, a near unanimous belief that the country is going in the wrong direction. congrats to sleepy joe for bringing the country together on something other than a desire to take away his car keys. when you have 80% say we're going off a cliff, that's not polarization but a realization we're head nothing place good. seriously, when your car is barreling toward the grand canyon u don't argue about changing the -- you don't argue about changing the radio station unless it's playing maroon 5, then you might speed up. see, the party this charge suffers from a weird flaw, a lack of imagination them can't see ahead of themselves. the problems we experience are obvious, high crime, high inflation and high illegal immigration and yet the problems don't exist until they become political ones. they simply do not exist until they create a risk for losing power, but then it's too late, so they scream

racism. what's this do to the party in power? it makes them ill-equipped to prevent or solve an actual problem. those muscles have atrophied from misuse. take crime, apparently it doesn't exist until it asks polling or their own personal safety, not yours, then the democratic party acts like my stomach when i have dairy. once you do it, you no longer have time to deal with it. they shout the police could win big-city voters but what do you tell the same voters after the election when their neighborhood is burning like the rash i got from sharing jesse's gym towel. as long as the election is far away, then crime can continue. anything bad could get you in. the dems being the majority, joe's presidency or the seth meyer show. he's on late night if you don't know who he is and suddenly as the midterms

loom, they panic. crime matters, so does gas prices and so does getting food on the table. then them mimic republicans, hey, we're anti-crime, too. we need more cops. they're like the mob guy that breaks all the windows in your neighborhood and happens to be the owner of the new glass shop that opens around the corner. you get this, because you're not a politician. you have a real job. when faced with a problem that needs fixing, you fix it right away because you have a boss, deadlines, job reviews and pride. you don't have the luxury of a political machine that makes sure you could keep your job every two or every four years. for democrats, they only work when they are campaigning, and winning an election is a reminder that it's time to relax and do nothing. just when you roll up your sleeves, they roll theirs back down. what's joe got to say? >> no, no, no, no. look. look, 39, those numbers aren't so bad. i mean -- that guy brandon,

you have to remember, brandon probably has 35 approval. the thing you have to remember is i'm brandon, all right? all that stuff, "let's go brandon. let's go brandon," you have to give that number to me so 39 and, um, you know, brandon so we're up at about 74. and then 10% for the big guy and we're over 80. come on, man! >> greg: yes! [applause] i suppose this is why trump came across so unusually. he was always in campaign mode or what we would call work mode almost all the time. he entered the job to work. what a novel concept that was. a politician elected by the people working tirelessly for the people who elected him. no wonder all the lazy bastards hated him. let's welcome tonight's guests.

she talks faster than the guy listing the side effects on a drug commercial. emily. even if you hate musicals, he'll make you a fan of oklahoma, oklahoma gop candidate for u.s. senate shannon. she aims to deceive which is why a yak grew her weave, fox's contributor kat timpf. when he donates blood, the red cross takes a two-week vacation, my sidekick and the nwa world champion tyrus. emily, long time no see. >> been a long five minutes. >> it really has. we just did the five hours together. it was really, really great, yeah. i'm totally lying. do you feel the country is going in the wrong direction? is it salvageable?

you have 10 minutes. >> i always hold out hope. you know i'm an optimistic person. i think it's salvageable but, yes, i think it's headed in the wrong direction. the rest of the 78+% of the country that feel the same way i do represent the lowest marks in biden's tenure thus far. the number that stands out to me is the 65% of americans think their level of income is falling behind the cost of living. the most important thing to them right now is the cost of living followed by the economy and jobs. it's not spelling women with an x like michelle obama would have you know, right. it's not putting crt in the school curriculum like pelosi would have you think. the real americans whose priorities are liberty, faith, family and freedom and being able to earn your living unincumbered by the government and the script keeper who runs it believe it's unsalvagable. what these numbers represent

to me is the cluster, the last time it was this bad was in 2008. that's when raiders had 5-11 record. therefore there's only way to go up by up. it makes sense in my head. >> greg: the raiders, are they still around? >> yes! being amazing every day. >> they're in vegas right now, gutfeld! >> greg: that's where they belong is in vegas. because whatever stays in vegas -- whatever. >> whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas. >> >> greg: there you go. why is it that the democrats don't care about the issue until it's a political one? drives me crazy. life would be easier if they tried to solve things. >> there's no doubt. the democrats have one motive and one motive only and they've been exposed for it. donald trump did a great job of exposing the democrats. what we figured out is they have one mission. they're going after our children. the democrats are after our children of america whether it's crt or this gender

confusion. they're trying to create a country where we forget who we are. we talk a lot about making america great again but you have to ask yourself what made this country great to start with? the things that made this country great are the three c's, our constitution, capitalism and christianity for religious liberties. that's the reason this country is great. that's why we have 1 million people that immigrate to this country legally and 2.5 are trying to get here illegally. a few months ago, we saw people literally grasping onto the wings of airplanes to get to this country and saw mothers handing their babies a newborn child to a soldier that had an m16 on his hip. she didn't know that man or anything about him. the only thing she knew is he had the old red, white and blue on his shoulder and she knew if the child could get here t would be fantastic. democrats want to rewrite our history so make us a social agenda looking more

like europe. we're not. that's not what america has ever been. that's not what we'll be as long as we have people on the right -- >> greg: my three c's are captain, crunch -- >> they're not! you're lying. >> greg: i love captain crunch! >> which kind? >> >> greg: i think you would be a great captain. >> i think so too. >> greg: the lady over here, emily, was talking about how the democratic party is focusing on other weird [bleep] like x in women and stuff like that. this is your wheelhouse, this is what you always talked about, your wheelhouse expertise. you glared at me. do not throw a glare at me. >> get used to the glares by now. i've been glaring at you for how many years?

eight years? they live in the fantasy world where there's not real issues. they don't want to deal with anything. even when they're given the opportunity to give solutions, it's not in their wheelhouse, as you said. they will not own to it. they just point fingers. you don't elect someone to tell you whose fault it is. my mother always said, i don't care whose fault it is, who it going to clean up the living room with the broken furniture in it? that was the solution. my brother and i cleaned it up. we have no solutions in this country. emily is optimism. i'm not. i'm looking at the next two years are going to be even worse. we're going to see more ridiculousness. more refusal to make changes and trying to jump on things like the leak and making that the election issue. they're hoping that more people care about your right to choice opposed to high crime, inflation, poor education, not having anything in the house. that's what they're hoping will win the election.

so there's no attempt to try to fix real problems. they're going to stay over there, and i don't see them budging. >> greg: interesting. kat, it's kind of amazing we almost have 80% of america agreeing on one thing. that almost never happens, right? when was the last time 80%, 75% or 80% ever agreed on anything other than that i'm awesome? and that you owe everything to me. that's up around 90 percent percent. >> you've been listening to my inner monologue? just kidding. i did it all myself. look, because it's pretty obvious and i think the worst part is is that the government is so big that we have to care. >> greg: right. >> it wouldn't bother me so much if the country was going in the wrong direction and i could just say, "see you guys!" but that's not how it is. it affects me directly because the government is so huge. if i could just walk around, do my own thing, my own money carrying my own gun, i

wouldn't care. >> greg: yes! >> but i can't do any of those things. does that really bother people as much as should? i don't really know. >> greg: this is why you could no longer -- it sucks because you could no longer be a small government person anymore. it's like -- that argument's over. so it's like -- like for example f i want to move to the woods or whatever, get away from everything, government is still going to come and get you because it's that bloated. it's that big. >> my new country, katistan! i need to start that. everyone is free in katistan. >> greg: where will it be? >> i'll start it at my apartment. >> are you going to build a wall? >> how much real estate can i get for katistan? so far i need to own one property. i'm working on it. >> greg: i'd root for you no matter what happens. there's nothing wrong with her. up next, should company that

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>> greg: welcome back. oh, so excited. when your job is to make a car, save the political bias for npr. to the makers of my underpants, enough with your left-wing stance! that's because americans want relief from companies that drone on about their beliefs. new survey, my favorite kind, finds that most american voters think i'm

better looking their jared leto, but they also want companies to quit pushing political agendas. it's true. a whopping 87.1% say they're likely to stop using a product or service of a company that openly advocates for a political agenda that they disagree with. the remaining 12% were this: and it holds true across party lines. a majority of democrats, republicans and independents all said they would drop a company if they didn't cut it with the political crap. that's the highest bipartisan consensus since we all agreed i'm better looking than jared leto. now, these are timely insights considering in recent years, companies have been pressured by their own employees in many cases to take political stances. some of these companies are worse at staying in their lane than a kennedy. some of them could drive from disney to coke

coca-cola to professional sports leagues, many companies are sticking their noses where it doesn't belong which is why pinocchio ended up doering porn. thank you. but it looks like customers have had enough. especially when small businesses cross the line. >> what comes with the #3? >> a burger, large drink and my views on voter restriction laws in the state of georgia. >> #4? >> chicken wrap with chips and my opinions on teaching gender identity to kindergartners. >> anything that doesn't come with a lecture? >> no, but for $40, i'll shut up and you can punch me in the face. [punch] >> worth it! >> greg: yeah! [applause] tyrus, i love an audience

that applause violence. >> me, too. i dig it. >> greg: we should do more of that stuff. >> yeah. >> greg: do you stop buying stuff because it's political or maintain a boycott? >> i don't believe in boycotts. i believe in just i'm not going to buy it. i've done a few things. i've stopped going to some of my favorite movies and stuff because i don't like seeing woke movies where they push agendas. i'm excited, because at the end of the day what it call comes down to to these corporations is the dollar. are they making a profit? when they make the profit, the cfo's and ceo's get the bonus check. that bonus check is more important than any virtue in the world. that's their virtue. sometimes they'll say nice, sweet, cute things and no one ever says, no, i'm not going to buy it because of that, but now because everyone is so focused on this stuff, people are starting to say, you know what? i'm not taking my kids to

disneyland anymore. netflix finally said, look f you don't like good tv, don't work here. when's that happen? that was pointed at a specific group that was causing all kinds of problems because they're starting to realize the woke isn't numbers. it's individuals. so when an individual woke person that seems like they're 100 people shows up and there's only four people, they're finding the people they're alien tating are americans that -- alienating are americans that buy things. "americans need shoes, too." >> stop listening to the human equivalent of the loudest person on twitter and start listening to everybody who is not on twitter which are millions. you know, kat, i tried to boycott ben & jerry's. i loved them too much until i became lactose intolerate and now i can't eat it.

that makes me a hero, doesn't it? >> i don't follow that logic at all. >> greg: either do i. either do i. >> sorry about your stomach. >> >> greg: that's all i wanted was just an apology. now we can move on. the -- the underlying fact, politics everywhere sucks except in politics. that's why it's kind of compartmentalized. it's for men and wigs -- and women -- to yell at each other in a setting that can't be an entertainment or sport. >> plus, it's just too many e-mails. if you buy something, you're getting 30 e-mails a month for the rest of your life. and it's worse when they're political but they're just bad on their own. i got an e-mail that was like, hey, we haven't heard from you in a while. i brought a dress from you three years ago. what do we have to talk about? >> greg: yes! i got the same e-mail.

>> i just -- nobody wants to hear it nobody is going to click it open and read it. people are going to maybe delete it. no, it's like, oh, ok. because, you know, honestly, just based -- i haven't met everybody in the world, but based on the people i have met, statistically speaking, whenever i buy anything from any company, i know i'm giving money to at least someone i hate. >> greg: yes, that's true. that's true. i hate that. you are in politics, but when you go home -- look, here is the thing. i think politics is designed to stay away from other stuff. that's why it was invented so we don't kill each other over things. we go here and settle it with our proxies. like, we have delegates that deal with everything and we can go back and watch sports. unfortunately, it's leaks out, academia, entertainment. you can't get that jeanie back in the bottle. i coined that phrase, by the way. >> 100%. you hit the nail on the head, greg. republicans need to go out and beat democrats. but now you have to beat the

woke media. now you have to beat woke corporations. that's why we have to have men and women who stand up and say enough's enough. we're not interested in your virtual signaling. we have our own values. our rights don't come from, you know, social media. we don't get our rights from any of the globalists. our rights come from god. they're inalienable rights and guaranteed to us by the constitution and given to us by the constitution. they're guaranteed in the constitution. the challenge we have now is they own everything. they own the coffee shop. they own television. this is a shameless plug for the "gutfeld!" show, that's why this show is important culturally. we talk a lot about your bowels and other things but aside from that, this show has a really important place in the culture right now, because we are winning the culture war at late night. that's a big deal. you all need to be applauded for that. [applause]

especially when you have people running for office from oklahoma. that's when you really are winning. [applause] i just -- >> your soliloquy and everything you said is perfect. one thing i feel on behalf of us and the fans, it's not "we" it's him. he's the only one who likes to talk about his bowels. he forces it. no one's ever said, hey, greg, i got a great story. >> i did the one time. >> greg: you did talk about farting, kat, so -- emily, have you ever boycotted anything? >> my one example -- wasn't a boycott but ben & jerry's also because i felt like that was the only thing so overt that i knew it seemed like right square -- growing up, it used to be this clever -- cherry garcia or whatever. then it became so annoying. it's easy for me not to. i definitely, to your point, i agree.

know your role. politics was supposed to be in this compartment. whatever goods and services that you're supposed to provide in a commerce area should have been relegated to that and the things that were supposed to unify us at all times like sports and entertainment everything and else somehow has gone totally muddy, totally bled over, so you can't go anywhere without feeling that same disgust like oh, god, i don't want to hear this here, too. that's why small businesses are important. >> some of it is education. we're not a democracy! we're a republic. we should ask like that. we send -- we should act like that. we send feel washington d.c. to do work. if they don't work, we send them home. unfortunately that gets lost. no one knows the difference between a republic and democracy. >> greg: i was thinking of the clever puns at ben & jerry's, cherry garcia, etc. if they ever did me, i know what my ice cream would be called. can i buy a bowel?

i just thought of that now. i just thought of that now. >> that'll be a huge seller. >> greg: it would be chocolate. >> everybody would love that. >> greg: it would be chocolate with little chunks of -- i'm not stopping. i'm going to take this all the way to the break. >> we'll be right back after these messages. thanks. >> >> greg: up next, if you ditch a model with curves, is an angry mob what you deserve?

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>> greg: are we not allowed to squabble over a plus size model and is ignoring the swimsuit model's fitness asking us to bear false witness? that's great! meet you me new, a cover model for the new sports illustrated issue. she's replacing last year's

model you me old. so good. forethoughts of you under the -- for those of you under the age of 75, sports illustrated was the most popular magazine read by men. now, you can't even spot a spider with it without the spider calling you a [bleep]. doesn't hit newsstands until thursday. it's already creating more buzz than a lodged vibrator in an emergency room. took forever to remove. she says she's proud to champion this. peterson quit twitter. aren't we entitled to an opinion especially if it's a publicly consumed product designed for generating opinions and controversy? or is it better to say nothing than take a risk and

say what a lot of people are thinking like peterson did? the cover does meet one goal, it punishes straight men who prefer completely unrealistic as opposed to unhealthy body types. the old school covers were to give you a glimpse of a woman you couldn't get anywhere near in person especially after that restraining order. now to the views, ladies feel they could be on that cover. >> we feel at this table that we could also object the cover! -- also be on that cover! we're just saying. >> greg: that would be historic as the first swimsuit issue created especially for the blind. that is not funny. sexist is not funny. kat, you're very young. the magazine would come out and they'll have a girl on the cover and we'd all argue if she should be on the cover or not because it's a

matter of subjective attractiveness. some people think people are better looking. i always loved mcphearson. if she wasn't on the cover it would miss me off. why is it wrong to have an opinion that says i'm not attracted to this person? >> because you have to be attracted to everyone! >> greg: especially if you're obese. >> these a 25-year-old model. if she wanted to lose weight, she probably could. i can't go back to being, you know, 25 and no longer having my e-mail flooded with people telling me to have kids before it's too late. it was more inspiring in some ways to see elon musk's mom was on the cover. she's 74. there was a series of covers. she was on one of them. it sends a message to women everywhere, you don't expire when you're older and you could be considered beautiful when you're older. >> greg: these are message

covers. these are covers trying to convey a message. this is not for the -- ok, the reader -- >> that's the meanest thing you can say to someone though. that's way meaner than saying i'm not attracted to her. you're like saying you're only on there because it sends a message. >> that's the world we live in. >> greg: we're roughly the same age. early 40's. when we read sports illustrated -- >> cathy ireland. >> greg: it was for the reader. now it's for the advertiser or it's for the peers in editorial. this is not -- when the reader used to look forward on getting sports illustrated to get cathy ireland, they're like, wow! now, it's a message. i'm supposed to digest this information intellectually and not want to go in the bathroom and -- >> and, ok. >> greg: i don't know where i was going. >> i know where you were going. i will take it from here. >> greg: thank you. >> you can have two thoughts. we always talk about having two thoughts. first of all, pearson was

right. i'm going to battle my entire life to stay away from the 400-pound monster. when you -- and if she's -- she's beautiful. hey, a lot of us fellas like 'em thick. ain't tripping. some of us don't. that's not the point. the point is if she's comfortable like that and doing that, good for her but when you promote that message -- and this is where dr. pearson -- peterson was being a doctor and saying that, for example f she had cancer -- if she had cancer and took a cancer picture and said everyone should have cancer, no one would applaud. they'd be like, why would you put that on people? obesity kills more people than covid. obesity doesn't go anywhere. we're getting into this generation to where instead of trying to improve ourselves, we're saying, i'm fine. everyone else has the problem. that's the message. so, for example, i'm -- i put it on me, right? i lift weights and do everything. i played football and i wrestled. i'm a big guy in a weird genetic percentile and don't fit in any of the charts but

i would never put upon my children to gain weight. if my kids were eating chocolate cakes every day and said, daddy, i want to be big and strong like you. i would say, that's bad for you, not good for you. i'm at my best when i'm under 350 pounds. when you're heavy, you don't feel good. i guarantee you if any one of the people with the struggles of being overweight could really tell the truth besides when you're in the mirror or every time you sit on the couch you find a small billy and put it right here, they would say they're not happy, too, but because we're living in a time where if a doctor asks you your weight, he's wrong. no, he's a doctor. and when you have someone who is a physical trainer who is a bit away from 400 pounds because they spend their old days doing selfies like this to make themselves look skinnier, there's a reason why the pictures are like this, becauser not happy. this is saying it is ok. there's two sides to this. good for her for wearing that but to promote is, i don't agree with it. i'm going go with dr. peterson on this one. >> greg: there you go. what would you say, emily?

i was denied being on the cover of hot guy monthly. did you know that? >> no. >> greg: because i was too hot. i'm going to be on extremely hot guy monthly next month. i'll sign a copy for you after drinks. >> yes, i remember -- oh god, i just got that. no thanks. no thanks. no thanks. look, i disagree with everything. here is why. i think she's gorgeous. i think the whole thing about everyone saying that they want cathy ireland or elle mcphearson on the cover, that's a small slice of the pie. that's those nerds want to hang out in the basement and -- >> now do you? we like physical beauty. >> i think she's beautiful too. >> greg: you're a lady! >> the jordan peterson thing, he wasn't kicked off. he said a level of vicious insult in response to him

saying that she was not beautiful but he couldn't take it. to me, he's the biggest [bleep] of them all! i think she can rock on forever. i love this. i hear what you're saying about the health aspect, but we don't know that about her. until we do, i'm going to support and applaud her. that's how i feel strongly about this, probably because i was -- i was part of the mechanism you could argue, too, i was an nfl cheerleader so i know what it's like to be held to a certain standard, absolutely. that's why i champion and support anyone who is outside of those ideals that is given that shot! >> greg: you were a cheerleader for the raiders! worse! >> even better. >> can i ask a quick question because i also was in football and stuff f you didn't make weight, you would get cut or get fined or whatever. how would you feel doing the work to be the best you, but the next season, they bring someone in to fill a void who doesn't do any of those things? >> we have a five-pound limit on both sides. we couldn't lose more than five pounds from our weight or gain more than five it

went in both directions. i hear what you're saying. you're saying if i was being replaced by someone who they felt checked a box, yeah, that would absolutely hurt. of course. >> that was my point. >> that's actually a very good point. last word to you, t.w. play it safe. >> i -- sports illustrated is all about the articles. that's really why people get it. >> true politician! [applause] >> greg: stop there, t.w., always learn to leave on applause. >> beautiful girl. that's all i'm going to say beautiful girl. >> greg: excellent. >> you'll do well in politics. >> greg: exactly. >> me not so much. >> greg: coming up, wives aren't having fun telling husband as what must be done. wait, i did not see that coming.

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>> greg: if men to help in the kitchen, will their wives stop all their complaining? viral tiktok video, an app that destroys more brain cells than lead paint, therapists shared what wives complain about. she breaks down the difference between active responsibility, you know, when a husband looks around the house for things to do and passive responsibility when a guy is available to help but waits

for someone to tell them what needs to be done. so once again, it's up to men to figure out what they did wrong before they did anything wrong. that never happens around my house. my wife deals with our gardener, manual, herself. from what my neighbors tell me, he's there every day while i'm at the office. talk about a work ethic. he'll even water the plants in our bedroom. which has to explain all the grass stains on our sheets. all right, let's get through this quickly, ok, because we don't have time, emily? >> this is missing the one component all men need which is telepathy. >> greg: t.w.? >> the men who are trying to be perpetual children for eternity drives me nuts. you married a woman! being a man, you married a woman, act like that and grow up. >> greg: kat?

kat, do you do any chores? >> i do my chores sometimes, and so i don't think i'm as bad as all of these husbands, because sometimes -- because i do sometimes do the chores without being asked, but maybe i am, because after i do that, i always expect to be praised for it. >> greg: there you go. tyrus, they suggest you should talk more about your feelings, too? >> who? us? >> greg: yes. >> that means we have to get a word in. first of all, the reason why men wait is because they're too busy dealing with a million commands at once. if you moved the book, "oh, don't move that book, i needed it there." so you have to wait. it's been going on for so long that eventually they get home and they just do this. "i'm going to wait to move because everything i do is wrong!" >> greg: yeah. ha-ha. >> so, yes, they didn't marry their mothers but they did marry a mother! >> greg: ha-ha! and on that note, we saved the best for last, but

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civil war reenactment? it got lost on the way here so how about stand-up comedy? please welcome our first comedian to perform in our new digs, comedian jimmy! >> you guys, oh, you guys. hey, girl, hey, girl. nice to be back in new york. i was working in pennsylvania last weekend. pennsylvania is a boring state, man. oh my gosh. i saw a deer run up to a hunter, like shoot me [bleep] right here, i can't take this. you know when you're driving through pennsylvania, you see the dead deer on the side of the highways, those aren't accidents. those are suicides, people. every deer has a note under their body like i'm bored. new york is great. the greatest energy in the world because everyone here is on the verge of snapping at any minute. oh, it's so competitive t makes you nuts -- it makes you nuts. this is the only city in the world that you signal after you've made it into the next lane. anywhere else in the world, you want to go left, you put

on the blinker. hey, i'm going left. if you do that here, they block you. you put on your blinker and though go hey, hey [bleep], i made it. the country a mess. i'm married 16 years this summer. it's a milestone. it's cruel up our lives. -- screwing up our lives. my wife for mother's day wanted the digital assistants that answer your questions like amazon alexa. they sent a kamala, a knockoff that doesn't take questions. oh, it's terrible, man. the gps doesn't know how to get to the southern border. it's a whole mess. my friends stick up for her because new york they're all liberal. don't make fun of kamala. she's not that dumb. kamala is so dumb, she studied for a covid test. but 16 years, man, and it's really awkward for my wife and i, because we keep running into my high school girlfriend at the grocery store, but it's going to change. she's going to graduate in a couple of weeks.

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