do it. >> charles: ron, thank you so much. always appreciate you. and thanks for watching. by the way, neil is going to be back tomorrow. you can catch me on fox business every weekday at 2:00 p.m. on "making money" and guess what? we did make a little bit today. i'll try to help you out tomorrow. in the meantime, sit back and relax because "the five" is next. >> jeanine: hello, everyone. i'm judge jeanine pirro along with jesse watters, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> jeanine: americans think our commander in chief is incompetent and too slow to react. as the country continues to face sky-high inflation, soaring gas prices, and a dangerous formula shortage, new numbers spell

political armageddon for joe biden. 69% say the economy is bad. 65% say biden is slow to react when issues arise and over half say the man is simply incompetent. biden also getting slammed over the baby formula shortage. the president trying to do a victory lap after flying in supplies from europe. but the formula reportedly will not be going to store shelves. it will instead go to hospitals, doctors and other facilities. president biden is facing all kinds of problems, but as usual, the democrats are running cover. >> we're moving from the strongest economic recovery in modern history to what can be a period of more stable and resilient growth. >> president biden has been very decisive in his leadership, beginning with the american rescue plan. we rescued the economy. put shots in arms and money in pockets. kids back to school. laid the foundation for a robust economic recovery. >> you know, by any metric, with

the exception of inflation, this country has moved forward under his leadership. >> jeanine: and some in the media claim biden's poll numbers are in the tank because of negative coverage. >> talkers try to focus what does it mean for the democrats and biden in the midterm? forget about that for a minute. what does it mean for our skiology and health as a nation and our world when you're inundated by seemingly negative headlines all the time. >> it feels like long covid. everything is bad. we can't get healthy again and really, it's a tremendous challenge, i think, particularly for the media because what stories do you focus on? >> jeanine: ok. but i think we'll focus on this story now. look, greg, we've all known the guy is not with the program. we've known it for a long time. the numbers have been clear as far as we were concerned. but now, it appears that it's not just us. the voters know it. the voters know it.

the polling shows it. you know, in the beginning, it's like america was like, you know, let's give the guy a chance. we elected him. let's give him a chance, you know, we're not going to criticize him. but now, it's like we're not even in two years and they're like this guy is a loser. this guy is incompetent. 57% say the president is distracted. 51% say he's incompetent. 60% say he's not focused. we've got inflation going through the roof. and they want to blame the media? >> greg: i think for this country, he has been an excellent president. look what he's done -- he's helped arm a population so they could defend themselves against a threat. he also showed how important a border was and was willing to protect it. and by this country, i mean ukraine because he's -- that's definitely not the united states. he just said that we should be concerned about monkey pox, right? that's a disease spread by, plug your ears, dana, it's a disease spread by anonymous kinky sex at

raves so i'm just wondering, are we supposed to be concerned by this because he says, we're not like hunter. the thing is this is an example of the president's inability to assess the size and scope of the problem. the criticism is they say he's too slow to react. he's only too slow to react to major crises like crime, inflation and the border. but stuff that's not important or stuff that's external, stuff that's symbolic, he's right on top of it. i mean, i always go to the example of the border guards. he didn't waste any time smearing that guy, you know, and he didn't waste any time smearing a lot of people like -- if something suits the woke sensibilities of the people that pull his strings, he's right there. but right now, he's gone from build back better to absolute disaster. he's like the opposite of babe ruth, you know, when babe pointed to the bleachers and say home run. he does that and jumps into a well. there's no logic to this.

>> jeanine: all right, dana. you know, when i was reading about this, biden was saying that he's going to blame the russian invasion for the food shortage we have. >> dana: well, ok, now, there might be a little bit of merit to that as they get closer in terms of the ukraine and the grain prices. but another thing where he was quick to react and never apologized is on the georgia voting law. remember? he went down and said the republicans are like bull connor. now they have increases by double digits for both republicans and democrats in georgia in early voting and the vote actually finally happens tomorrow. he said he wanted to run as a unifying president. he has. he's unified the country against him. 65% of people say he's slow to react. that's a quorum -- that's a filibuster proof majority in the united states senate now if that's how the rules were supposed to work. there is this pattern that's part of the biden administration that's extremely frustrating so the baby formula crisis is something that i've been focused on.

i think it is a terrible crisis. i listened to a mom on the radio, npr actually, who was saying it's all she thinks about. and you think about like back in the day when there was no electricity or anything like a mom, that's what you had to do. that was your job. like you were making sure there was food. all of this goes back to your basic instinct of like you have to make sure that you have food and the appropriate amount for your child. but the biden team, here's the pattern, right, they downplay a crisis. either totally miss it or downplay it. i think afghanistan is a good example and inflation and certainly baby formula. then, what they do is blame somebody else. so the white house even went as far to blame abbott for killing people when their own f.d.a. investigation said that did not happen. and they didn't apologize for that. and abbott, that c.e.o. is apologizing in the pages of the "washington post" saying they'll do better. and then after that, they search for cover and take a victory lap. i think it is disgusting that your taxpayer dollars went to make a hype video about the

historic air lift of baby formula from europe to the united states. and now -- they're like wow, look all these people coming out. it's amazing. we have this great, amazing aircraft carrier and it's filled with -- they said 70,000 tons of baby formula. 70,000 pounds, that's a big difference. i'm glad that baby formula is here. we need a heck of a lot more of it. they did not deal with this for several months. and secretary of health and human services who, again, i've said is on the witness protection program, can't find the guy anywhere. he admitted they knew about it but then president biden said we couldn't have done something if they were mind readers. last thing is the white house refuses to answer one specific question, when did president biden find out about the baby formula crisis? >> jeanine: ok, here's the problem. the whistleblower came forward in october of last year. they said they knew about it last fall, all right, and then the f.d.a. goes in and they, then, in november, they make the appointment. they go in in december and then finally in february, they make a

decision. so the whole administration is, you know, behind the eight ball and slow. but what's amazing, one of the points that dana makes, jessica, and you know i'm frustrated with the baby formula for my daughter and everybody is. and i'm trying to buy it and find it for everybody. but we find out that the person who is a c.e.o. of abbott that makes the baby formula is apologizing. why is he apologizing when both the f.d.a. and the c.d.c., as dana said, said there's no connection between the illnesses and deaths and this particular factory? is it what he had to do, the abbott guy, to get the government to allow him to reopen his factory? >> it got passed before that. >> jeanine: what got passed before that? >> the baby formula act in congress. >> jeanine: five days ago? >> yeah. >> dana: allows them to reopen, not the money. >> jeanine: i'm talking about the money. >> that was just a week and a half ago. everything has moved very

quickly. but he's been caught up, obviously in a media firestorm over this and a lot of bad information going around about what actually happened. did two infants die because of the formula? no, that's not actually what's happened but that's fallen on abbott's feet and i think obviously it's good c.e.o..ing that he wrote that piece. there are a lot of angry people and grandparents trying hard to find formula for their kids. i think it was the nice move for him. he shouldn't have been in that position. it's exposing a big problem that the biden administration is relying on shifting to talk about and people are saying you're obfiscating. there's four companies that produce 99% of the formula that exists. >> jeanine: whose fault is that? >> this is not a blame thing. >> jeanine: but -- >> ok. we are bringing in formula from europe. that is fine now because we're in a crisis. but we normally don't allow it. they actually have better

ingredients in their formula. we have a monopoly of four companies on -- why are you acting frustrated with that? i said biden didn't do a great job. >> jesse: here's the thing, because joe biden has been in washington for 40 years and he has no idea how fragile and uncompetitive the baby formula industry is? he wakes up to it all of a sudden. look what we have here. we have a shortage? i was walking down the street today and saw some skinny blond mom pulling other moms aside, i got hypoallergenic. it's a black market out there. it's not funny. look at the streets, the streets are wild with these baby formula people. this is why you have a baby formula shortage in this country because the press treats the president like a baby, right, like he wants credit for not fixing a problem he himself created. they're airlifting formula from the europeans? we're getting bailed out by the french? we're supposed to be bailing them out! what's wrong with this thing.

you look at the numbers, 2/3 of the country thinks the economy is bad and joe is asleep at the wheel. when has the country agreed on anything? we are polarized on abortion, climate change, the will smith slap. but all of a sudden, 2/3 of the country agrees we're headed off a cliff? and joe biden is asleep at the wheel? come on, jessica! come on, jessica! >> jeanine: we got to go. he couldn't see it coming, jesse. he's not a mind reader. coming up next, clean up on aisle biden again. the white house walking back yet another flub on the world stage.

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>> you didn't want to get involved in the ukraine conflict militarily for obvious reasons. are you willing to get involved

militarily to defend taiwan if it comes to that? >> yes. >> you are? >> that's the commitment that we made. >> oh, boy. president biden hit with another severe case of foot in mouth disease saying the u.s. would act militarily if the chinese invade taiwan. the white house immediately walking that back insisting there is no policy change. so jesse, as i do, i was watching "fox & friends" this morning, first thing i do because i'm a company man. >> jesse: opposite of the company man. company men worry about people like you. >> greg: newt gingrich said this was a good thing that joe had said this. and that they shouldn't have walked it back. what do you think? are you willing to go against newt gingrich? >> jesse: the former speaker of the house? >> greg: yes. >> jesse: watch me.

straddle the set. here's how i see it, there's two scenarios. one, biden isn't really the president. and he just gets out there and says something and then the white house says no. the president is speaking in his personal capacity. what the u.s. policy really is is this. or biden is just saying what the real policy is and then we're being lied to by the white house. either way, either the president is a puppet or we're being lied to. it doesn't make the united states very trustworthy for the people that live here. >> greg: you know, dana, the white house staff should have really thick quads from walking backwards. >> dana: does that help? >> greg: yeah, it does. >> dana: i'll try that on the way home. >> greg: not in new york, you'll get mugged. do you think this is a sign of disrespect that they're so openly undermining what he says? >> dana: i do. if you think this is, one the third time they've done it on this particular issue and if you also remember there was a time when he said putin shouldn't --

there's no way he could continue to rule the country. and the end result, i was jarring, does he mean that? does he mean what he says? and immediately, they're like actually he doesn't mean that. and if i were him, i would say well, no one even asked me. you are so -- you so want to undermine me so quickly that they didn't even wait. reporters said at that time that they had no fewer than five white house officials sending them a walk back before the president had even left the stage. to me, i think that's weird. like if your boss says something where you're like whoa, mr. president, did i hear that correctly? did you mean to say that we would do this? are you comfortable announcing a new policy today? and if so, then we have our marching orders and we'll go do that. instead, jackie heinrich reported that the secretary of state visibly shifted in his seat as soon as the president said it and reached for his phone. and i -- i was listening to a few people today. maybe in order to deter china from doing this, maybe you want

them to think maybe we will. right? and if president trump was in office, that was one of the things he was good at, right? unpredictable. >> greg: maybe we should give him credit. maybe the gaffe, jessica is when you accidentally tell the truth. we'll be right back. >> jesse: the e is silent. >> greg: maybe he was telling the truth. maybe they should have supported him. >> jessica: i don't know if they should have supported him because that turned policy up in their head or whatever the right term is for that. i do think he meant it. i think that's what would go on especially in light of what's been happening in ukraine. i don't know how you can turn around to the taiwanese people and say, oh, because these people are more similar to us or -->> jesse: i think the qualifier was we're not going to send american soldiers there. >> jessica: it was. and it's not a boots on the ground issue and i know there was the gaffe when president biden was over in poland, i believe, where he said you're going to love it over there or something to the troops that were stationed there. but it does raise a question, i

think joe biden would do whatever popped into his head anyway or what he thinks. but a question about briefing. this is something that's gone on with kamala harris and whether there's some flexibility in terms of these possibilities. blinken did shift. that was very uncomfortable. it's their clear briefing this is a no go, right, there are lines that you may not say because in the case of what's happening with ukraine and russia, he said the thing that he may not say at first which is putin can't remain in power which we know that putin has to stay in power if ukraine is going to make it out of here and again here with the taiwan issue. >> greg: judge, how bad was this gaffe on the scale of 1 to 362,531? >> jeanine: probably one more than that. i don't remember what you said, 362,541? what struck me was and it's a question that we've all asked 100 times. who is setting policy?

who is it? i want to know who is behind the curtain! we all know we came in, he was a trojan horse, you know, i'm a moderate. i'm a moderate. and then come out of the horse and he's a wild progressive. and then all of a sudden, it's like who is setting policy? who is making these decisions? and that's very unsettling for anyone in this country. by the way, you know, whether you liked it or didn't like it, how about this? aim an -- i'm an agnostic on that one. when china says it has no room for compromise or concessions on issues involving our interest such as sovereignty and territorial integrity. they're not -- they're not -- they're not looking kindly on this. and there's no reason to get them fired up. i'm not saying that you should, you know, that he shouldn't have answered it one way or the other because i don't know. i don't know what he thinks. i don't know who is doing the thinking. but when you're dealing with

china, you know, on the other hand, he's thinking of withdrawing the tariffs that trump imposed on china. so maybe it's a game that he's playing. who knows? and then, if he withdraws or takes back those tariffs, you know, it will prove that he's friendly with the chinese. >> jessica: his impulse is always right. putin is a bad guy and shouldn't remain in power. what china does to taiwan is wrong. they're a sovereign nation and they should get to be that way. that doesn't mean it's the geopolitics necessarily or how you're able to work with these countries and, unfortunately, we have to. >> greg: since he's been president, we went from zero to two cold wars. acted fast, huh? he's not slow to respond. all right, up next, liberal policies getting called out after a man is gunned down in a random attack in n.y.c. we're a different kind of dentistry.

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>> dana: another random attack taking an innocent life as crime continues to spiral out of control. 48-year-old daniel enriquez was murdered this weekend after a man randomly shot him on a subway car in new york city. police are still hunting for the suspect and releasing these surveillance videos, photos, excuse me. the victim's heart broken sister slamming the city's leadership for the tragedy saying this, no one should have this happen to their family and the worst part is even if they catch this person, he's going to be out again. i wish you guys would go back to mayor adams and tell him the city is not safe. and so we still do not have an arrest in this situation, judge, do you think they'll find him? >> jeanine: yeah, i'm hoping they'll find him. but i think this case is just -- it just typifies what's going on in the city. what's different about this case

is it was a morgan stanley executive. >> dana: goldman-sachs. >> jeanine: i'm sorry. it was goldman-sachs. mayor adams said i want jamie diamond to ride the subway, really? ok, this guy from goldman-sachs says -- he gets on the train in the middle of the day. gets shot dead for no reason. no reason at all. and the question is what do we do to stop it? we are the only state that does not allow a judge to have discretion to hold someone when they are dangerous. i don't know why that's the case. all of this nonsense of social justice, i'm tired of hearing myself say it. it's a bunch of crap! and here's the problem, you know, eric adams is talking about, you know, maybe -- or people close to him are saying maybe he'll run for president? you know what? you've been in office for five months. no one is impressed with eric adams. he hasn't done a damn thing for

this city. everything that's gone bad with the subway, the trains and everything else, there was a billion dollars taken from the new york city police department. put that billion dollars back. get cops on the trains, subways, platforms. fix the damn videos that weren't working when 10 people were shot last month. it is just -- it's a nightmare. and eric adams gets on television and says thank god i'm the mayor now. you're stupid. you know what? that's the bottom line. you don't know, businesses aren't going to come to new york unless you control crime. and you've done nothing. bring back stop, question and frisk, the supreme court said you can do it. do it. you know, get rid of the guns, everybody, let's get rid of the guns. get rid of the guns? you arrest people with guns. you don't even lock them up. forget about prosecuting them and sending them to prison. and that's the end of it. >> dana: in her immediate grief, the sister brings that up to the reporter. in her immediate reaction was even if they arrest him, he's going to be let out.

>> greg: yeah, she was fairly civil about it. she wasn't enraged and his life partner echoed, i think everything that we said is nothing is going to happen. there's a sense of fatalism that these problems are simply inevitable and will not change and that crime is now just part of life and, you know, it's the exact opposite of the shared optimism that we had, say, 20 years ago or even 15. you had the best of everything. you had the greatest city on earth. it was also safe. but now, it's like, you know what, if you don't like it, you get out, you know, this is the way it is. and you know, i remember watching all these movies when i was a kid thinking i'd never go to new york. this is actually worse and weirder because the violence is random. and it's brutal. and it's -- like people just pushing people in front of subways and i said this on friday, what is -- how do we define rock bottom? what is it when the liberal leadership decides we can't take

anymore because everybody else has had enough. we keep redefining our expectations of society lower and lower so we will now accept a man going to brunch at 11:00 a.m. in a nice part of town getting shot dead. this is, you know, this goes back to deblasio. he said we needed fewer cops on the subway. we needed a lesser presence because it makes people uncomfortable. now we're reaping the consequences. he says he's going to run for congress. >> dana: although he's going to lose his primary and it will be delightful to see. i will be there for election coverage that night. he was going to brunch. take the subway, that's supposed to be the way that you get around. >> jesse: the mayor has a decision to make. does he want to be mayor or be a food critic? he goes out to another fine dining establishment every single night of the week. what is he doing? put that fork down and then go on the subway and clean up the crime. i wouldn't go out to another

nice dinner until this crime is taken care of because it's ridiculous. if he was a republican mayor and going out to nelo and i can't even pronounce some of these places. nobu. i can pronounce that. the e is silent. getting killed in the press. he's still in his honeymoon when the crime is up. i've said this before, besides the destruction that's taking place with people's lives, it's destroying the character of the city. you can't bounce back from covid unless you tackle crime especially on the subway. part of the enchanting think about the subway is you get a wall street guy going down at 6:00 a.m. downtown and the same car, you have some misfit that's been up all night with a nose ring, high as a kite, taking the same car and they're both getting shaken down by someone with his hand out, you know, performing some sort of ritual. and that's what is so great about it. because both kind of classes kind of flow and throttle around under ground together.

not with inflation and crime and covid, people have money are going to take an uber above ground and everybody else is going to be forced below ground and it's going to exacerbate the class divide. and that's not going to help new york city get back on its feet. >> dana: i know that you have long lived and loved new york city. how are you feeling about things right now? >> jessica: not great. it's definitely testing people who believe in electing democrats to office. i've voted for democrats my entire life and my whole family, everyone that i know. >> jesse: still. >> jessica: still. still going to do it. but it's putting people just in a terrible position. people who really believe in what our -- the root fundamentals or the policies, i think, makes the party great or the people who are campaigning and then you look at some of these things that have happened and greg is completely right. the randomness of it is what's so completely scary and the 1990s were a complete nightmare. the crime rates were out of

control so much worse than they are now. but it was in specific areas. and people could say, this is dangerous. don't go there, etc., but when you have somebody at 11:30 in the morning going for brunch, you start to wonder, can i not use my city in the same way that i wanted to? and something that eric adams did do is he lifted the vaccine mandate. and private companies have kept it in place. but that was to get tourism back, right, that was to get people come have their conferences at the marriott in times square again. but if people are scared to send their employees to new york city from oklahoma city, let's say, then we're not going to get back on our economic foot either. >> dana: other places to go like orlando. yeah. lot of people do have their conferences there. up next, president biden's claims of voter suppression taking a huge hit ahead of the key primary in georgia. we'll be right back.

♪ dance to the music ♪ >> jesse: a major democratic hoax getting exposed ahead of georgia's key primaries. >> it is the most pernicious thing. this makes jim crow look like jim eagle. this is jim crow on steroids what they're doing in georgia. and 40 other states. >> jim crow 2.0 is about two insidious things. voter suppression, election subversion. it's no longer about who gets to vote. it's about making it harder to vote. >> jesse: but it turns out jim eagle is full of it. georgia has been shattering voting records. early voting is up 20% from previous elections and stacey abrams who pushed this hoax is trashing the state she wants to be the next governor of. listen. >> i am tired of hearing about being the best state in the country to do business when we are the worst state in the country to live.

>> dana: wow! >> jesse: abrams claims her state has lots of room for improvement on issues like mental health and incarceration. ok, jessica? >> jessica: just say that, then. i mean, new york also has a mental health -- every state has a mental health and incarceration problem. >> greg: thank you, democrats. >> jessica: that's not for today, greg. i forget who it was -- might have been hakeem jeffreys called someone the grand wizard of the k.k.k. a few years ago, let's not use these terms. it means very specific things. so loosely, right, k.k.k. is very serious and jim crow is very serious especially for those lived in the jim crow south and know what that means. they think it takes away from the potential to talk about very real problems that we have in voting. we know people in houston in a black district waited 15 hours

to vote. that shouldn't be happening in america. latinos, takes 46% longer than average. or white restricted voter i.d. laws do against voter turnout. >> jesse: they're averaging against white people that live out in the middle of nowhere. there's no population density in some of these places. >> jessica: sure, we're talking about like the average, and white people also live in crowded places. we're white people that live in new york city. >> jesse: weighting the average, jessica. you understand the media is never going to say, we were wrong about voter suppression. >> dana: right, they kept saying, the left kept saying that georgia is going to make it harder to vote and the republicans would say, read the bill. it makes it easier to vote and harder to cheat. that was the thing. and that was where, remember when biden went on down there and stacey abrams said i have a scheduling conflict. i actually can't be there even though that was her issue. she chased the major league baseball game out and ended up

going to colorado. mlb should turn around and say we're sorry and we'd like to come back to atlanta if you would have us and like to make this donation to your city because we really screwed up and we're sorry about that. we won't do it again. stacey abrams is somebody, i think the left in here has never listened to her because she's been wrong on so many things. she's a very charismatic person and gets a lot of media attention but she's heading into a gubernatorial election against likely the winner tomorrow, governor kemp running for re-election and she's definitely going to lose and go on and maybe do media things. when you basically say your state is deplorable, nobody wants to vote for you. >> jesse: that's a good move. greg, jim eagle. >> greg: i got to say something about stacey abrams. she's got this primary and definitely has an edge over her opponent. she's running unopposed, just in case you weren't following. i just found that out. we were told that we were in the middle of like one of the worst civil rights crisis in modern history. so when you say jim crow on

steroids, you mean it's actually worse than jim crow. and it turns out, the oddest thing about biden is he's right. we're in the worst civil rights cries in 50 years, it's called his presidency because he has divided this country. he's impugned like the character of half the country. the people that are getting affected most by inflation and by crime are minorities. he's the worst president for blacks. and all he did was virtue signal. they always talk about this is how the modern democrat, the wokesteres deal in externalities, the symbolism. but the meat of the problem, they will never go after, so that's what you're dealing with right now. so we -- you have to ask yourself, what kind of country, how does a country affected by the damages to their psyche by being called racist irrevocablely racist over and over again? because that's all we get. that's where the press owes an apology and should be covering this. they won't because they're stupid. >> jesse: how do you spell stupid?

>> jeanine: i was hoping you'd call on me. is it my turn? real fast, stacey abrams, first of all, i think it's -- i think it's deplorable that she would say she's running for governor in a state that's the worst state to live in in the country. if you hate the state so much, i mean, why are you living there? by the way, you're right. what she did to major league baseball and what coca-cola did moving out to denver where they had a stricter law is just -- is insane. it's like she's trafficking in non-truths or shall i say lies? i don't know. i'll just say non-truths and so as far as i'm concerned with her, i think her time is coming to an end. she is going to lose the election. and i think that she'll probably write a memoir on how racist america is. and no one is going to believe her. >> jesse: a steamy memoir. >> jeanine: steamy. >> jesse: memoir.

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to wear ♪ >> dana: welcome back. first up, this guy is not loving it. an angry customer blocking a mrk donald's drive-through for two hours when his breakfast wasn't ready. workers asked him to patiently wait in the parking lot for 15 minutes and they would bring out the food but he refused. the guy was upset because a similar situation happened before and he said he would wait there all week, if necessary, but he did leave when the police arrived. in a drive-through, you are supposed to get your food. >> greg: he's a hero. it tells you how awful the food is in england that the guy refused to leave the mcdonald's line. >> dana: not only that, the food is so bad in england, he refused to leave the line. went home and had two big macs. yeah. >> jessica: would you have waited? >> jesse: i'm looking for someone to take a stand and this guy should have taken a stand.

stayed there all week. made them come out with the jaws of life. and i think people would have responded across the world we would have watched this guy. we could have related to this guy. but then he folds like a cheap suit after a couple of minutes. >> jessica: the police came. >> jesse: the police! he could have been a hero! >> jessica: i have seen him. >> jeanine: did he really need two double -- >> greg: they were so good, though. >> jeanine: that's all i have to say. >> jessica: that's all we have to say about that. the next topic is about a quiz. ok, up next, a british author coming up with a way to understand your co-workers categorizing them into four personality types based on animals. lions are proactive and natural leaders. hyenas are negative and put others down. vultures like to swoop in and take credit of other people's work. sloths stay out of office politics and do enough to get

by. >> jeanine: say that one again. >> greg: let's just kill this thing right away. put that up again. i'll show you why this is a waste of time. everybody takes this test. whenever you take these stupid office personality tests, it's always like it's obvious which ones are positive and which ones are negative. so you take the test, i'm a lion. screw, this is stupid. >> jeanine: would you give us the answers? we only have a minute. put it up. >> jesse: you're the sloth, gutfeld? >> greg: i'm here more than you are! did we get results? >> jessica: we're all lions. >> greg: thank you! thank you! i thought i would be a lion and vulture. >> greg: i'm telling you. >> jeanine: we're all lions? >> jesse: i wanted to be a vulture. >> jessica: i picked one of the bad answers, though. >> jeanine: then it's not all lies. >> jessica: it didn't demote me to a sloth or something. >> greg: it promoted you to a

hyena. >> jeanine: i needed to know what the criteria was. >> greg: producers should have put our faces up. ♪ take it easy ♪ ♪ take it easy ♪ ♪ don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you ♪

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pecan. is it pecan or pecan? >> greg: who cares. >> dana: i said pecan. these are very good. >> jesse: tonight on "primetime" we go out on the street and we ask people about the media. >> greg: there you go. >> jesse: about cnn, about msnbc, about the "new york times." don't miss that tonight at 7:00. >> greg: do more red meat style coverage. >> jesse: more red meat than that? okay. i will try. >> judge jeanine: now it's time for pirro's poodles. fred, stella, get your butts in this house. okay. so who doesn't love a good spa day. my poodles are all smiles when they are at the groomers getting bathed, trimmed. they come home looking like a million. darling ted has no appreciation for the finer things hours after returning from the groomers there he is. he decided to have a playdate

with the dirt. do you know what? i'm going to punish him by not sending him to the groomers next week. he will probably think that's a good thing. okay. greg? >> greg: better not get any poodle pox. [laughter] tonight on gut kellyanne conway, will cain and dagen mcdowell. we got to stop using the phrase weaponizing. the republicans are weaponizing roe v. wade. oh the democrats are weaponizing fast food. everybody is weaponizing. just say people are using it. >> jesse: i have never used that phrase because i don't want to be seen using a phrase that you might ban. >> greg: very good. excellent. >> judge jeanine: dana? >> dana: i wanted to do a quick update on percy. he was 8 months old yesterday. 48 pounds. he loves the beach. i am doings this because i duke a good picture of him.

okay. that's the only one i really want to show you isn't cute? >> judge jeanine: he is so cute. okay, quick, jessica. >> jessica: also really cute his toddler built him a roller coaster. he had seen a video of a retired aerospace engineer built one for his grandson and he said my -- >> jesse: make us look bad. >> judge jeanine: that's it for us. >> bret: judge pirro's poodles one of my gavery segments. washington to washington. i'm bret baier, breaking tonight the biden administration tries to clarify or walk back another statement from president biden about u.s. policy toward taiwan. a statement made at a news conference standing alongside the japanese prime minister. the president saying america would intervene militarily if china were to invade taiwan. his team then scrambled to come up with a translation, a clarification. then china rushed to respond to what sounded like a change in