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history. [cheers and applause] i know. i know. in history. i would not believe it myself except that there it is. in the chart i made an hour ago. super bowl xlix, final match episode good the last episode of cheers. and there's "gutfeld!" in that middle, doubling all of that. 4 billion viewers. [cheers and applause] the data is right there. we did it without our staff breaking into the capitol. [laughter] i bet you did not know that stuff. why? because we live in two different worlds. in one world. you are the hero and in the other, are the billing. i could be thor or say 10. each worlds mirror each other. for example it went broke the supreme court justice he wrote would be so mr. tamayo -- so yes

to mayor. in the opposite would be the reverse. we are told by that may get that you can't respect both sides. it is one or the other. there are 64 genders but only one worldview. once in a while it is good when someone comes along to remind us that it does not have to be this way. take it away, soto. >> justice sotomayor: i probably disagree with him more than any other justice. we have not enjoyed each other's opinions more than anyone else and yet justice thomas is the one justice in the building that literally knows every employee's name. he is a man who keeps -- cares deeply about the institution,

about the people who work there and people. he has a different vision and i do but i think we shared a common understanding about people and kindness towards them. that is why i can be friends with him and still continue our daily battle. >> greg: that is awesome and it is awesome for a reason that i have been talking about since i hosted that political talk show on animal planet back in the '80s. screw you panda. i would at. [laughter] i hosted it with cronkite back in the day. in this woke riddled iraq any present seen commiserating withh another person with unsavory opinions takes on that person's terrible leads. -- believes. you are normalizing hate, they tell you. if you are seen being nice to x,

they will come for your scalp. no offense to liz war in. from decent people you may not see eye to eye with. this is not something you see among thoughtful older adults. you know, d11 left on the planet. even pets get desperate how many pictures of dogs and cats hanging out do i have to show you? this new idea of segregation is brought to you by the non-thinkers coming out of our campuses. we are allowing a -- where where allowing a conservative speaker is considered a violent act. violent act is really just another form of speech. don't think of it as me cracking you in the head with a bat. think of it as a disagreement with you by creating you a strongly worded letter with a nail at the end of it. this is what happened at the

washington post. a record retweet a joke and a coworker called him out on twitter. as opposed to doing the adult thing which is ignore it, or if you are pissed off you walk over to his office and you tell him. but that takes fortitude you won't find in any outlet because it is mostly babies these days. instead, i would just run to twitter and have my unhappy friends gang up on you because there's safety in numbers even if have those numbers are bots. you aren't that center of the universe. unless copernicus was wrong. scientists have not had a great record lately. adult do that and days people -- these people are rats, see tantrums as heroism. so they shut down discourse and that is the end of it. we don't have a lot of adult

media anymore. they find mean tweets to be hateful speech but endorsed violence or harassment in the name of justice whether it is blm, nt for, or joe behar when he -- she runs out of foundations. that is as upside down as joe president president biden bike ride. that was cheap. cheap. very cheap. the staffer continued to crap on her coworker. got, think fully. the adult settle stuff privately. i bring this up as a contrast to soto mayor. she treated an adversary as a human being which is now lacking these days. these days if you disagree with someone, a wise man, he said it better than i ever could. if you disagree with me, then [indistinct]. you are worse than hitler and if

you disagree with me, you are worse than hitler. if you disagree with me, you are a racist homophobe -- homophobe who is worse than hitler. [laughter] wow. that was a while ago. [laughter] a cult like a babe ruth home run trick -- i called it like a babe ruth home run. sorry, caitlin. you were not the only one who got harder with age. [cheers and applause] -- hard to with age. [cheers and applause] always a pleasure. and at least for me. when you could say i transition from hunky to super hunky, and i wanted that to be my pronoun, but i am like a fine wine. the older i get, the better my taste and i still enjoy a good

working. i won't hold my breath to show people getting along even if they disagree. >> tonight on the chest news network. >> david covering how political divisions are tearing apart friendships, marriages, and selling circles but here are a couple things. sir? did you and your wife "the same in the last election. >> no. she voted republican. i voted democrat. >> did you know that your husband still text his girlfriend? >> i have two phones for world. >> you lying son of a bitch. you work for burger king. >> proof that different political views ruin relationships. back to you. [cheers and applause]

>> greg: it would be nice if my counterpart would show that clip of such mayor praising thomas. but they probably can't because if you said nice things about clarence thomas that you might as well say nice things about hitler. if you disagree with me on that, then you certainly are worse than what's his name. let's welcome guests. [cheers and applause] she can walk laps around democrats. caitlyn jenner. [cheers and applause] it is comedy like his time as a cabdriver. he drives people away. jimmy vehlow. she is so patriotic. betsy was sent her a friend request. cayden mcfarland.

and she looks like a million bucks take things to the inflation. fox news contributor. [cheers and applause] caitlin, we exchange words in the green room and you seemed like you were perturbed about something i said? >> caitlyn: never. there are a few things. actually i want to statement think about your opening first. >> greg: which one? >> caitlyn: yes. it was a brilliant opening. i am so impressed with clarence thomas to be able to know all the names of all the people and at the courthouse, the supreme court and their kids and when their birthdays are and all that sort of stuff. for me at this clinic and my left i have a hard time remembering my own name. [laughter] you know what i mean?

try naming yourself. it is the hardest thing in the world. [laughter] but you did state on friday's show, okay, you said, one that you were very excited for the need to be here and i'm excited to be with you. but -- thank you. but you also made a comment about me about how you know, i changed -- i went from being a hurdler to wearing a girdle. something like that. and very funny at my expense. but it was honestly very good. i enjoyed the show and i'm very excited to be here. >> greg: always a pleasure to have you on as long as i get to insult you. that is what friends do. even people -- i can't stand

him. but you know? we still get along. because i'm very tolerant. you are a white supremacist. [laughter] i did not laugh at that one. a little too close to home. >> caitlyn: i'm actually thrilled you are back. normally when your guest is hosting the show, you have big shoes to fill. but in this case, it was a size three. [laughter] tough. >> greg: it is a tough crowd. i do it look like a figure skater who let themselves go during the lock down. they can't pick me up anymore. i was going to ask you where your line was. i don't know if anyone remembers 6 feet android. [laughter] -- siegfried and roy. [laughter]

>> caitlyn: i took you as more of a tiger king crowd. >> greg: i love your monologue because it is so true. they can't have it -- us getting along but they have always gotten along. one likes to talk that. but they were great friends. and politics is always like to wrestling. at the end of the match, the fans beat the hell out of each other in the parking lot and the others go to hooters. that is our politics. >> i don't know if that is a good thing. it makes total sense. you trial of the audience and then you go off and you high five. >> i don't think she was trying to while up the audience. she has to justify being friends with a supreme court justice. like we are a bunch of fat spoiled children at their birthday party. he can still have cake and a toy. it is stupid.

i was actually happy with her for at least acknowledging that there is some cross-pollination between the two sides but she did admitted. obama famously scolded the supreme court for legislating from the bench. what do you think, katie? >> kt: it is interesting. she never talks publicly. the fact that she talked about how great clarence thomas was that they got about six decisions that will come out in the next couple of weeks. everything from immigration to abortion to gun rights at the election. and i think that they are very nervous in the supreme court that the supreme court that they are going to start having assassination attempts. it is going to while the country up and so i think what she was doing was think he is a good guy. he is my friend. bent if you seek marchis is compelled to do -- i bet you see

it more justices out to say the same thing. >> greg: they got you are saying they can. we love her! you can ask other justices. don't kill him. we have gone really, really, really down a bad, bad path. you are a lot like clarence thomas. >> kt: in what way? i mean i'm not on the supreme court yet. >> greg: no. i never air in your dirty laundry publicly. whatever we got issues. >> kt: unfortunately, you make up dirty laundry, which is way worse than the actual dirty laundry that you may have. and you dare that instead. which is the best when i have like random grandmothers messaging me wanting to help with my heroin addiction that i

don't have. but, i mean, anything else? >> greg: my theory is the reasot divide in the workplace. you see these young people that don't know how to act like adults. they believed that they are living their personal life at work and i wonder if it is because this up in court, they know they have a job for life and they are not online. they don't get pulled into a lot of this stuff. >> i also think there is a failure to acknowledge intention. i thought what she said it wasn't so great. we have different ideas about how to help people. where it now, you assume that wrist intention. if i see that i don't want the government to give something to people because the government can't give anything without taking from someone else, people say, that means that she is saying that people should not have that. which is really not the case. it is not of the same to say that the government is not the

best entity to handled something. it does not mean that i don't care about the issues. now it is a lot about assuming the worst intentions of other people. >> you are not just different. you are not just wrong. you are evil. >> greg: yeah, exactly. >> kat: i prefer people to starve. >> greg: i want them to suffer. please take that out of context and put that on a loop. [laughter] all right. up next, the alarm on wokeness that will do more harm. [cheers and applause] ing device that makes working from home, work. it syncs with your favorite vc apps so you'll never miss a meeting. and neither will she. meta portal, make working from home work for you. ["only wanna be with you" by hootie & the blowfish] discover is accepted at 99% of places in the u.s. ["only wanna be with you" by hootie & the blowfish]

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>> greg: hillary says the trap is pushing will crap. even she is making sense. hillary clinton the president of

second-place. [cheers and applause] was asked why dems seem to be going out of their way to lose elections. funny asking hillary how to ask elections is like asking france how to win wars. she noted, the most important thing is to win the next election. the alternative is -- should not be a priority. meaning it is not like she is against wokesters. she just knows there are more. she added, you need accountable measures. but you also need policing that does not pass the common sense all attacks. hillary knows police are the best way to control criminals and preferreds, especially the

ones that share a house with you. of course all this sober talk is pushing -- dems are going to be flattened like a beach chair in ryan stelter's backyard. much to the blank stares of the hosts. >> we are in danger of becoming the party of the very high in the left. you have people who are very well off. those people talk funny. latinx, i have never met a latinx. i have never met a bipoc. these weird thing that highly educated people say and you want up over promising. took reparations to people at the bottom, talking weird to appeal people at the top that are -- [indistinct]. >> greg: incredible. first hillary and now see and then making what is next? joe president president biden

winning the tour de france? [laughter] funny. you get that? cat? cannot i get it. yes. >> greg: i am joe explaining to show you what a sexist mail might -- male might do. >> kat: it is not even an original take. i think it is interesting that we are hearing from hilary again. because add to all of that that we don't ever see joe president president biden. we rarely see joe president president biden and then add to that every time we do see joe president president biden, it becomes apparent why we don't see him. i don't think anyone should be involved in cultural issues like the government but i don't think we need pro drag queen

legislation, i don't think we need anti-drag queen legislation. for some, yes. but i think people are facing real serious problems now and they would like to see somebody give a [bleep]. >> greg: what do you make of that, caitlyn? >> caitlyn: you know that democrats are in trouble when they are taking election advice from hillary clinton. you know they have problems in van jones. but i have to say something. i think she is -- her statement about not using transit issues and stuff to try to-win elections and all that sort of stuff, i'm going to say this. i have never said it before in my life here on national television. are you ready? >> greg: yeah. >> caitlyn: hillary clinton was right. never have said that before.

she is absolutely right. van jones, interesting? story about him. years ago, i did a dinner for mtb and -- mtv at kt. 's house and they had a whole group of the liberty and van jones is there. i was like, oh, my god, i'm getting set up. i get all these hollywood people. the conservative republican in van jones. i said, i'm dead. i have to out of everyone in that room, the only present i could get along with was van jones. >> greg: he has a great reputation. what do you make of this whole business? >> kt: i went against hillary for the senate and she is very tricky. if you -- >> greg: pretend. pretend to be like this and then get in. >> kat: she is looking like the adult in that room and everyone is talk about the democrats have

no bounds. aoc is going to run for president? come on. i think what she is doing is saying, i'm not interested in money. but joe president president biden, i'm sure he is going to be the candidate for 2024. we all know that. that reasonable. >> adopt a public persona and then you get in, you can then be yourself. what are those little things we advertise? but they don't have a bench. they have a squatty party. -- potty. >> kt: pretty sophisticated argument. >> greg: you clicked my brain. and reporters asked her about the fact that she originated the

russian collusion hoax. that is not even mentioned. >> they never touch that. she is angling to run again. she will never stop running ever. she will never stop running. one day, trump rallies will be chanting, help her up. [laughter] >> why do you think that? >> what you want to be -- >> there's no doubt that the president sees the disease that is only curable by death. kick that is all you ever want to do is keep on running. i actually just think she wants to be president and that is why she said the quiet part out loud. she is admitting, don't worry about helping people. let's just get in. that is why we are making these

analogies. it is like taking marriage advice from oj. the reason that does not hold up is because oj was accused of fewer murders. [cheers and applause] shocker needs early puberty walker?

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>> greg: sports world changes the rules. protecting women's sports. is that how you say it? also known as the international swimming federation has adopted the new gender inclusion policy or gip that bans transgender women. to compete against biological women. that will man lee thomas who made history as the first trans

to win eight championship would be banned. she competed as a man up until her senior year when she started competing against women. and that point, i have no idea when i took her to her spring formal. we had an amazing time. i let her lead. the spokesman says this is not think that people are encouraged to transition by the age of 12. it is what the scientists are think that if you transition after the start of puberty, you have an advantage which is unfair. a wise woman but it best. "if you go through male puberty, you should not be able to take metals away from females to period." [cheers and applause] and who might that be? like how you ended it with period, you sly devil.

>> all right. when i was coming back to do this show, this was not even an issue. all of a sudden a couple of days ago, disc and on. i'm pretty happy to be here to explain got to get a little serious. i have been very consistent from the beginning at do not want males to compete in women's sports. we need to protect women's sports. i have no hard feelings against leah thomas. i am pretty happy that leah thomas was there because eventually physically she was going to come to the table. and it finally did today and over the last couple of days that we have had some good, but i think good decisions. i have said from the beginning that if you go through male puberty, okay, it is a big, big advantage take a look at lia

thomas on the starting line, she is three or four or 5 inches and the rest of the girls. and it is not fair. we have to protect women's sports and so being very open about it, i think i got a lot of flak oh, boy, did i get a lot of flak from people in hollywood. i work in the television business. you will lose that. fortunately, fox news, i'm on. >> greg: hey! [cheers and applause] >> caitlyn: so i still have a voice. but i went to a lot of this -- on this issue. and i really felt pretty good about it because i'm 100% into protecting women's sports and even things starting to now change a lot of different things. i just saw sebastian who is on the olympic committee with track and field. one of the great middle distance runners in that world. apart for many, many years he

said track and field was looking and the same issues. now, they say they are going to look into having another division for these athletes. the problem is there is not enough athletes. let's be honest. i know of one swimmer. is lia thomas going to slip against herself? >> greg: dust off your one piece. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> everyone wants the same goal, but republicans come up with the system to make it work. because it is so new and it is so strange. what are your thoughts on this? >> kt: the democrats think they can make a speech and complaint about it. but the thing that i think is really important that you talked about, protecting women's sports, i am of the era before there was a title ix. so women did not get college

scholarships to be athletes. after title ix civil rights act, what would happen is that women got the same amount of resources devoted by college playing for football, plane for women's exports and there are hundreds of thousands of women in the country who were able to get quality first grade education on -- first rate education on those scholarships. what happens when those women are not allowed to get those scholarships? >> i agree. >> kt: it is so anti-woman. >> greg: cap, what are your thoughts? >> kat: i can't wait until i go through puberty. [laughter] >> don't worry. >> your voice is going to change. >> kat: one day. what caitlyn was talking about the reaction you got and now the same reaction that these scientists are getting who said

there seems to be an advantage if you go to male puberty, people are think that these are transphobic are hateful. you are krul. pointing to something that a scientist said about this is not the same as being transphobic hateful or cruel. i think it is horrible the way that so many people just are equating these two things like they are the same. it is spring people and it is completely false. people who have concerns about lia thomas swimming can point to scientists who have that opinion. does not mean they are hateful people back and it is just driving a wedge because some people might actually believe that is the only reason you could have a problem with this and it is driving a wedge that does not need to be there. >> greg: instilled in favor of men competing against women if i can bet on it. >> good point. >> greg: i'm all over it.

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but that is what they said about gain of function. if the urge is all-consuming because the cdc has some pointers for example keep your clothes on. already i'm out. avoid kissing. so i'm back in. mixer to wash their hands and any fetish gear you may have. i don't need any bureaucrat telling me what to do with my bondage gear. they also suggest try touching yourself while staying 6 feet apart and things like virtual or phone sex instead which sounds like great advice coming from after jeffrey toobin. that should have been a lot higher up in the list. the expert spoke to suppressed to clarify the new guidelines. [laughter] [hooting]

>> we love this monkey. >> dr. kinon i understand you want to state 6 feet apart wall masturbating. [monkey hooting] this is a two-part question. do you expect cases to rise this summer? and what is [indistinct] hartog -- hot tub hottie revealing. what should i do in that situation? [hooting] are week's eight if we spent a quiet night at home fully closed? and then can we have sex with a monkey? [manic hooting] [cheers and applause]

>> greg: kt took monkeypox is spread by anonymous anal sex. what are your thoughts? >> kt: look, 100 people in the united states. >> greg: i know! >> kt: and we have the cdc who still can't figure out how we got the wuhan virus. >> greg: it is called monkeypox, kat. it sounds like fun. i'm joking. they got to change the name. >> kat: this just reemphasizes my room -- my belief that i could be a top scientist at the cdc. before i said that because all they do is say stuff. i guess what they are doing is coming up with ways to do sexual stuff without technically having

sex. >> greg: any thoughts? >> jimmy: i'm bummed out on the story because i was working on a woke children's story called "by curious george." i think i was thinking about this because i always try to be the problem solver guy and -- >> you do a good job. [laughter] >> jimmy: i was thinking about the fact that they should probably just make a dating app where everyone has an std. but then i realized they already have one. it is called tinder. don't know how to prioritize because to the point of how many people spent -- monkeypox closed off three orgies and that is what we can't have nice things.

>> caitlyn: i think fauci is going to have so much fun with this one. we will have to listen to him about this forever. you did how they were trying to rename it now. how was that coming along? >> greg: i have not heard anything! >> caitlyn: the woke people are going to have to do chickenpox? is this against the egg? or one that you are probably going to be very upset with. smallpox. >> greg: i know. >> oh! >> greg: oh! [audience reacts] >> greg: boom! i'm with you on that one. i feel like somehow -- but i'm inoculated so what do i care? if you are not inoculated, you are screwed. i can go anywhere. no parks is going to bother me. why do parents gawk at giving

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their kids. >> kt: i have five children and we have had a conversation over decades about the topic. but we never had to do with the current topic. >> greg: there you go. i boat -- will leave it at that. i'm kind of scared. [laughter] you have kids, right? we decided to stop breeding after the first report card. [laughter] will the other americans follow suit? what is funny is one in five parents won't have the sex talk with their kids -- their kids but the teachers want to. [laughter] >> caitlyn: i was so naïve growing up. i knew absolutely nothing. i remember when i was 16 years old my mother got pregnant with my sister and i remember saying to my sister who is a year and a

half older than mika oh, my god. if she did not want to get pregnant up why did she have sex? my sister looks at me really funny. oh, my god, i think i just send the wrong thing. two days later, my dad has the talk with me. it is hard to explain the birds and the bees and in my case as a parent, my kids taught me. they grew up very fast. they taught me everything. >> greg: exactly. cap, my mom -- to this day, i can't get the description out of my head. my mob got so graphic she told me exactly where i came from. i mean, i'm not joking. and i remember going to what? >> how old were you? >> greg: 30. [laughter] >> my mom told me don't do it

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