of that to two food pantries in arkansas and mississippi. that's good stuff. that's it for us tonight. finally get your usa freedom matters here at lauraingraham.com. all proceeds go to the honor flight network, great cause for our vets, go to lauraingraham.com. you'll love the gear there. all right. it is gutfeld. he's up next. ♪♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: that is a lie. i do not need a foot ruvenlt all right, happy wednesday everyone. it's the day the cat from the hang in there poster usually lets go. people. that's funny. you know why you like this show, buys my irrepressible sex appeal

and cogen analysis it's the honesty like a clogged men's room toilet at a time square burger king. we are brimming with it. for example, just now i said happy wednesday and, true, it's wednesday. fox and friends would have said something like, thursday. stupid liars. but that's not just an isolated instance of honesty. it permeates this show like powdered sugar in brian stelter's chest hair. keep telling him to shave. for example, this was a slow news day. so slow i was like the only one in this building. wait until jesse sees what i did to his suits. hi no idea polyester was that flammable. now i could have done a mono on inflation or joe biden but really not again. it's so boring. thankfully a producer offered this headline. quote, transgender x neo-nazi

robber to receive fast track gender confirmation surgeries. wow. i'm so glad he's an ex neo-nazi. but talk about a perfect storm of gutfeldian content. trans, nazi, gender surgery, prison. it sounds like a hogan's heroes after party at bob crane's condo. that dude was crazy. read up on him, seriously. but this story has everything, and when i heard it i practically fainted into the arms. who still uses aqua vel va good for him. true the u.s. bureau of prisons or bop is speeding up an ex nancy transgender confirmation surgery after the lawsuit claimed it denied previous requests. now they say that all claims in this case might be resolved without the need for further

litigation. lawyers must hate that sentence. meanwhile somewhere there's an army vet waiting for a kidney. further proof that where there's a will and a lawyer working on your behalf, there's a way, especially in jail. because you have the world's most precious commodity on your hand. i mean, side. and it's time. so no surprise, the surgery's on track. and guess who's footing the bill? you. i mean, who else but taxpayers. and if that's true shouldn't we see what the finished product's going to look like? if i'm paying for the pizza, i get to pick the toppings dam it. let's start with 38 double ds and a neck reason-shaped ass. >> something a sexist would say. >> greg: it's a terrible thing anybody would say something like that. now back in the 90s, the 1990s

kat, the inmate donna langon was born peter kevin langon was convicted for life in prison plus 35 years for robbing with firearms assaulting officers and other firearms charges. not sure that's illegal anymore. at the time he was part of a neo-nazi group called the arian republican army. this guy was such bad news i'm surprised kat didn't let him sleep on her couch. [laughter] >> greg: he spent two decades in a male prison. lucky bastard. before being transferred to a female one. of course i'm sure the number of inmates like langon isn't big. but doesn't everything start out small until it isn't anymore. except for me, i never grow. but everything else expands through corruption. it's based on the gutfeld series of system gaming, or gsosg.

that's when any new phenomenon there's always those who hack the system and like a young forest gump it takes us forever to catch up as we get defrauded or end up paying for things like gender surgeries for thugs. criminals went to license plates for us to us making a vaginas for them. you're welcome. therapy tests for air travel, perfect for vets with ptsd. what happened next? people went on line and filled out bogus paperwork. suddenly there's so many dogs on plain i added heart worm medication to my xanax. watching people board the plain now looks like an episode of wild kingdom. some dame with a peacock, bearded we should os with therapy snakes, some guy fondling a chicken in an exit row. who could that be? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: fact is, human instinct has us exploit every good

intention. stuff like this happens all the time. >> hey guys, what can i get for you? >> hey, yeah, i'm going to go for a large soda and he's going to go for the kids combo. >> sir, that is for children under 12. >> actually he's 11. >> he has a beard. >> they grow up so fast. >> fine, one kid's combo. wait a minute what movie did you say you were going to see again. >> i'm going to see light year and he's seeing the remake of deep throat. >> that movie's rated x he's way too young for that. >> he's identifying as a 40 year old. >> thanks daddy. >> enjoy the sex scene, son. i love you [cheers and applause] >> greg: you saw this with covid loans. how many billions were defrauded because how dare we question people pre denieding they needed the money. but with anything in life the road paved with good intentions

always ends up in a ditch of draft. hate crime laws hate crime hoax and now neighbors narcing on neighbors out of spite. now it's back to burying my bodies under the floor board. like the old days. it's about gaming the system. and like defective sex doll even the language is impenetrable. [laughter] >> greg: if your belief is counter to reality, simply use language to create a new reality. according to the new york post, langon knew by the time he was four, she was four, she had been misidentified as a boy and her entire life has been shaped by the agonizing tension of the immune ability of her general done identity and the life and death danger of publicly living her truth. that is what we call hawing wash and i still wouldn't want to wash my hog with it.

it's a harley. that's my neck name. >> tyrus: i'm not calling you that. >> greg: i know. but we are living in a time where truth is supplanted by belief as a life style chance. even if your belief is wrong it's still your choice. you can be a flat earther, a 9/11 truther. a pregnant man. these are idiotic beliefs redefined as choices and we end up footing the bill while criminals laugh all the way to the gender neutral bank. [cheers and applause] >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she's like a clear mountain stream, refreshing but often babbling. outnumbered cohost emily compagno! [cheers and applause] >> greg: if elected governor of new york, he promises not to kill any old people. congressman and republican candidate for new york gov lee zeldin!

[cheers and applause] >> greg: and there's no one hotter on your police blotter. fox news contributor kat timpf. ♪♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: and finally, the stork that delivered him broke his beak. my massive side kick and the nwa world television champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: emily. >> emily: yes. >> greg: you claim to be a lawyer, never shown any proof to that but i'll go with it. this drives me -- isn't this something that an inmate should just immediately do. if you have all the time in the world, get somebody to work on your behalf to game the system. isn't this kind of like what every person should do in jail if you have all the time? >> emily: i mean in this current political climate the answer is yes because like you read in the intro, so this inmate says it was a life or death situation for him every day living his truth publicly. what about the life or death

situation facing the federal officers he assaulted, which was one of the charges that put him in jail in the first place. mean while bureau of prisons ate it up. so they're using our tax dollars to give this dude a vaginal practicesity and meanwhile in 2018 president trump signed into law the first step law, common sense bipartisan, and at the time the bop came out and said we do not have the resource toss implement the time credit. and that still holds true today. so four years later, there are thousands of inmates that are being -- that are incarcerated legally past their release date, at least 10% of whom are veterans and the gop [bleep] with this guy. no pun intended. that is because this is biden administration >> greg: that is actually a very great point. i'm actually very pleasantly surprised. >> emily: babbling brook. >> greg: i kid. you always come loaded. [cheers and applause]

>> greg: congressman zeldin you're running governor, i'm going to start every question with this. can you put a stop to this. >> lee: you absolutely should be a stop to this and if you want to be in touch with the average person wants, hearing from the bureau of prisons bop, bop, we are converting the neo-nazi into no longer being a neo-nazi. that's the only conversion that americans want to hear about. >> greg:. >> greg: right, right >> lee: and their tax dollars already are being tapped out. people feel the pinch in so many different respects. government puts their hands into thele wa et and then when they give it back to you it's bad enough because they expect a thank you. it's even worse when you take the money out of your wallet and you're giving the neo-nazi to be able to spend all that money on converting gender. >> greg: it's interesting, life still, if you say something that is a life style choice, that will trump anything. right? the guy could be a vicious

criminal who assaulted federal officers but his life style choice was over his actual pun i shallment. >> lee: he made some life style choices and that's why he's in jail. >> greg: exactly. exactly. how you doing tyrus? good to see you. >> tyrus: i'm doing all right man. >> greg: welcome back. >> tyrus: yeah, came back for this one. >> greg: i know. aren't you happy? >> tyrus: emily was great except they were trying to un[bleep]. so little clarity there. >> greg: yes. do you remember, tyrus, you and i are similar ages, early 30s or so. do you remember the what next crowd? always in the far right, always the what next. what next are are we going to pay for prisoner sex changes? but that happened. >> tyrus: old guy on my street, what next? you're going to be on tv telling me what to think. i guess i get confused because the whole point of going to jail is you lose your freedom because you did something bad. so now you can be in prison for

life. >> greg: yes. plus 35 years. >> tyrus: plus 35. you realize that he dies, and come back, he got 35 more years to go. [laughter]. >> tyrus: and this is the guy, this is the gal, this is the gal that is the front of the line for this type of surgery. if this -- if she wasn't in prison, she would have to rely on her own self, family, insurance or whatever but she lost those rights when she chose to get life plus 35 years. so i would schedule the surgery for her life plus 35 years and one day. >> emily: there you go. i like that. >> greg: doesn't this go back to what i always say, kat? prison really isn't that bad, right? i mean, you've got a roof over your head, you get three meals.

you can get pretty fat in prison, the food's not bad, i hear it's getting better and you can look forward to things like surgery. i mean >> kat: you're not selling me on prison. >> greg: well, i'm trying to in case, you know, if your life continues at this trajectory >> kat: you're right my life is a disaster. >> greg: we need a department of enough already. shouldn't that be the president, somebody that just comes out and goes enough already, and then they go back into the basement >> kat: yeah. i think stuff like this happens when you view your life -- or you view the world through the lens of identity politics. because this would be a real tough one, you know those houses that just have a forest of liberal signs on their line >> greg: right, i love those >> kat: they probably have the nazi with the this through it and they probably have the trans lives are loved and respected here. >> greg: right >> kat: wa do they say about

this? this has been going on for years. when i was writing for national review in 2014 i wrote this situation for a college, wellsly all women's college this student enrolled as a woman but started identifying as a man and it was very accepted everything was going great until he wanted to run for the diversity officer. and everyone was campaigning against him saying you can't because you're a white man now. >> greg: i love the story >> kat: when you view the world through any one specific lens instead of looking what's in front of you, ridiculous stuff's going to happen >> greg: right. and again it's always human nature, when there's something new that happens, everybody exploits it. it doesn't matter, it can be therapy or anything. this isn't anti trans >> kat: what else are you going to do in prison but get a new vagina. >> tyrus: i would like to point out although i'm not a scientist or anything but for those of you looking to change genders and stuff i would stay away from the

white mail. i would go in another direction right now. they're not very popular. puerto rican, black, hispanic. just challenge yourself. whatever you do, the finished product cannot be white man. just putting that out there. >> greg: that's so true. it's like going shopping for a car. >> tyrus: you're taking a step back yeah. >> greg: up next, they hamstring cops and wonder why crime never stops. [cheers and applause] smart videe that makes working from home, work. it syncs with your favorite vc apps so you'll never miss a meeting. and neither will she. meta portal, make working from home work for you.

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>> greg: she made her neighborhood a mess then changed ter mailing address, report reveals a new york lawmaker pushed for defunding the police after she moved out of her neighborhood due to safety issues according to the new york post which is owned by our parent company ryan gosling.

yes, a few years ago you lean, she moved from harlem to an expensive downtown apartment after witnessing two violent crimes and falling victim to one herself only the later campaign and win on defunding the police. and now she's making a bid for congress so she can [bleep] neighborhoods state wide. speaking of the big apple, that's new york, this week the city used a bulldozer to crush nearly 103 illegal motor bikes and atvs. >> not only a nuisance and an announce to us but they're extremely dangerous. and we know that. we see them all the time and we hear them all times at night.

>> greg: amazing o further combat loud annoying nuisances adam announced plans to crush kat timpf. >> tyrus: why? >> greg:. >> greg: awe. sad. apparently gangs of bikers have been terrorizing everyone the past two careers and the mayor finally decided to do something about it by destroying the bikes. you know, instead of maybe just selling them to people at the villages. they get around. finally the chicago police department announced a new policy banning police officers from facing chasing people on foot if they run away. only if they're believed or about to exit a felony. scary idea if you think about it. since cops no longer have to run, it could pave the way for this. [laughter]

>> greg: someone got a new career. all right, congressman, you know enough about our da alvin bragg probably responsible by so much mayhem by letting people in and out, what is your first move when you become governor if you become governor. what do you do? >> lee: i fire alvin bragg day one. the governor of the state of new york has the constitutional authority to fire a district attorney who refuses to enforce the law so i will get sworn in and act one day one i will fire alvin bragg. and i believe, what you saw playing the clip of the person advocating for defunding the police up in albany you have power from people who self describe as socialist pass cashless bail. left is more people coming out of prison early. full board decisions getting made where cop killers and murderers are getting released who should stay behind bars. by the way you're getting rid of

all that new scrap metal and options to sell it, i was thinking our first segment there a way to maybe pay for the conversion. >> greg: there you go. amazing how somebody defunding the cops has the luxury of leaving behind her own consequences and her neighbors are screwed. i can handle this but you can't. see you later >> kat: awful. when i moved to new york i lived in east harlem and i lived on 12 3rd and it was really bad. >> greg: for them. [laughter] >> kat: in all seriousness we had a triple murder right outside of my building one night and actually that area around 106 and first was a little -- i don't have any data, but i found it less scary to walk around in than my own neighborhood which is kind of nice. but i didn't have the resource toss live anywhere else. so great for her that she does, but to continue to champion these policies that make it such an unsafe place for the other people to live who don't have

those resources. especially because she knows that because she, herself, left, is so disgusting. and i don't know how you get away with that publicly without everyone being pissed off by it >> greg: yeah. you know, tyrus, i was thinking about this rule about running from the cops. this is so agent. there's no way i can run. like this is just an 18 year old. >> tyrus: you don't have to. you can just say i'm going to run don't come near me. i'll do it. and the cop will be like you, oop. you can psych him out >> kat: doesn't have to be a good run. >> tyrus: you have to give me ten seconds. >> greg: what if i skip away. >> tyrus: given your athleticism i think that qualifies. >> greg: i'm really good at skipping. >> tyrus: then i would skip away gutfeld. you know, what bothers me the most about this is how stupid, how just stupid. we're out of gas and supplies.

you've got a thousand bikes that take less gas and no one said, hey, maybe we should save these? because pretty soon it will be, instead of getting a tank of gas, fill up your little bike and ride around. let's start handing them out. uh, we ran over them. that's where we're at. and the progressive we always talk about are so stupid. you literally watched somebody get raped in a bag of trash, one you didn't call the police just wait for the social worker to show up. and two you just packed up and moved. they'll double down, triple down, they're never wrong. they just miss the day. so whoever votes for her needs to have her head examined. that's just insanity. >> . >> greg: imly i can tell you were enjoying the motor bikes getting destroyed the motorhead that you are. >> emily: i wasn't enjoying it, it was so ridiculous and so wasteful and i understand the concept of the mayor saying we

are destroying these because we don't want them back on the streets but i think there's a big spectrum between that concept and getting them out of guys' hands. but what i really want to talk about is the chicago law thing. the mayor had the nerve to tout it out of safety for officers defense. she said we don't want them running alone after a perp when the single biggest thing that would protect officers is her public support port of them and putting away for good the recidivist offenders that keep shooting at them. mind boggling she has more rules against them. you can chase for felonious assault but not simple assault so officers have to make the split second real time decision so after the fact that defendant's attorneys can sue and he was in a simple assault so he shouldn't have run after him and the officer has his or her face splashed on the front page and all of a sudden they're vilified because the mayor made a host of confusing rules that

underhandedly undermined law enforcement. it's absolutely ridiculous. >> greg: it is ridiculous. and now we shall move on. exciting. up next entitled jerk to ruin trip and super spreaders who flap their lips. ♪♪

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>> greg: is rudeness during travel making you unravel. a new article in the wall street journal owned by our parent company ryan seacrest says passengers need to learn how to behalf on planes once again as travel returns to pre pandemic levels. i'll take their word because i commute by private helicopter that allows me to see down people's shirts. but apparently -- at least i'm honestment we're more aware of annoying behaviors around us like bare feet on the seats or watching movies without head phones or not sharing your pills with famous talk show hosts.

meanwhile australia ace herald son, a newspaper, not to be confused with this. [laughter] >> greg: i hope he's watching and i hope he's uncomfortable. i hope his wife is going, why would he put your face inside a son, greg? what's going on on the 5. anyway the paper, the herald sun sass speaking just four words an hour inincreaseses the risk of covid ten times more than regular breathing. meaning if anthony fauci had talked less this could have been over. that man has blood on his lips. instead experts told us to wear masks on planes and everywhere else. if that's true talking means led spread of the disease, that means we have a serial miller in

our mist. [laughter] >> greg: true, wonder how many people you got sick. >> emily: nobody. i'm not a super spreader. >> greg: what are your thoughts. >> emily: what interested me about the whole plane thing apparently everybody's pet peeve on the plane is either invasion of personal safe or a sense of entitlement and i have to tell you about my pet peeve and spill my super power. pet peeve is when you're getting on and someone sets down their bag behind you. and the second super power if the person next to me is sleeping i can climb over them without waking them up >> kat: that's just called being small i. >> tyrus: not really. i thought she levitated >> greg: if i could choose the super power, that wouldn't be the one. >> tyrus: no, it would not >> greg: what if i could fly then i wouldn't even have to be on a plane. no one der she was terrible. >> tyrus: listen, i don't know why you guys are falling for

there. this is sour grapes. there's no study, they lost, the math group lost so they're like new rule no one can talk. because they don't want anyone to say isn't this cool without a mask, oh, you still have yours. cool. so all this time all we had to do was not talk to each other, that would have been fine, that's what you're telling us? no, you're mad, you're lost, so no bragging no talking about it and the worst to be on with your mask on and other guy going i'm glad they lifted that rule. you really shouldn't talk because you're a super spreader. that's what this is >> greg: kat how easy would it have been if they made an announcement, you don't have to wear your mask if you don't talk. how great would that be? it would be so awesome >> kat: i think the standards on a plane are just high overall. you know what it takes to be

considered an unruly passenger? standing snoop good point. >> lee: they make you wear your seat belt and you're like i don't think this is going to help me if we crash. and they're like, oh well the turbulence. what if i like the turbulence? what if it makes me feel alive. >> greg: sometimes, yeah, when i feel like, oh, my god, yes. i'm still here. not so much in the little toilet, though. you know, i have a theory lee that we've lost the art of public decency. it's not just airlines. it's everywhere. like people don't know how to deal with conflict resolution and because of the smart flowing 0 phones, we're amplifying conflict instead of deescalating it. let's say me and this lady were having a fight, you would try to break it up with some humor, like make a joke, you kids settle down or we're going in he the back of the truck. instead now it's just like this, people's just filming it soy no one knows how to deescalate.

what do you think of that theory. >> lee: as you mentioned i'm running for governor. one of my accomplishments i'm most proud of i've now twice gotten kat off the no-fly list. people didn't think i would be able to get it done. first conflict resolution, we have options here. you know, we can just tell everybody to hold their breath for the flight. and then if you have the ingredients, you know, the four fauci ouchys, throw in the cloth mask surgical mask any face shield, gas mask, throw on a space helmet because you can never exercise too many options greg. but the irony as we all realized you'll probably be the first one to get covid anyway. >> tyrus: that is true, it's the cruel hand of fate, if you good just go over on one side you always are targeted because we have a god with a sense of humor. coming up a new creature to

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. >> greg: did chimp getting a bad rap for spreading that monkeypox rap? true we blamed monkeys when rodents spread it the most. so no matter how much they beg don't let that dog hump your leg. so kansas city star not to be confused with george brett, reports that prairie dogs, which strangely are rodents and not dogs were involved in the first monkeypox outbreak in 2003 back when i was just 21 serving in iraq. true. i was a cashier at a mcdonald's in feluga. but apparently people in six midwestern stakes got infected by their pet prairie dogs after the critters got it imported

from africa. did it occur at a group party like much of the monkeypox was originally thought to have been spread. no one knows if the sex was anonymous since most witnesses say it was mostly doggy style. long way for that pun. but it raises the question, who the heck has a present prairie dog, and why didn't my parents get me one. why was it called morningy pocks when it was rodent pocks. scientists in the 1950s in two species and that's why the name stuck and after that monkey see monkey do. there are monkeys finally vindicated since rodents can spread the disease. of course we go to the world's most foremost expert for comment. >> doctor, doctor, can we still

call it monkeypox? that's a pretty cool name. >> doctor, i have a pet hamster, still i kill him to avoid getting the pocks? yeah, doctor, what if we tongue kissed a gerbil which had previously been in a consensual relationship with a prairie dog, would you pay to see something like that? >> yeah, doctor, last question hear me out, can i have sex with the squirrels and then monkeys? >> greg: kat they're so unfair to the monkey spokesperson or spokes monkey do we owe that monkey an apology this is our fourth or fifth segment woman

woman he keeps coming back. >> greg: true >> kat: even if they change the name people will still call it monkeypox. because that's what happened first. usually whatever is said first usually sticks. like in college there was this girl britney. the first weekend she pooped a bed. so she was just [bleep] the rest of the time. >> greg: did she know that? >> lee: of course she did. we would say hey. >> [bleep], what's up. she did lots of other stuff, obviously she did transfer. but the first impression, they call it that for a reason. >> greg: let's hope the name didn't follow her. >> tyrus, we have a lot of rodents. >> tyrus: yeah, yeah, i do smell a rat in this one gutfeld. every time i hear stories like this i always think of the one guy who got caught and is in big trouble and he was looking

around the house and he was like prairie dogs. you know what? i was out farming and i you the dam hole and the prairie dog got on my arm and you know how those things are, next thing -- you know, it got me everywhere. nothing to do with the weekend trip with the fell fellows to vegas. it's the prairie dog. even the story, prairie dogs are indigenous to america had to be shipped to africa because they got infected by other animals. then they came back just the two and the entire town suddenly had monkeypox. we seriously doing this? honestly honey that's not how it was, doing all weird stuff at a rave? bleep bleep. >> greg: congressman this is why we have you here. do you have a detailed monkeypox prevention plan you can share

with us? >> greg: sure. first off, your honor, britney was probably a loyal gutfeld watcher until about two minutes ago. you didn't deserve ham. >> greg: look, i didn't poop in her bed. >> lee: i see it now as a member of congress, by the way running for governor, you know, i could see president biden and congressional democrats right now immediately trying to pass a new multi trillion dollars bill using this as an excuse. wait, hold on squirrels are spreading monkeypox, i need a trillion dollars to spend on something totally unrelated to that. and i want to say outraged as a rocky and bull wingle fan in their defense that they're getting targeted like this. and i think that this whole segment is unfair, the study needs to be debunked or and i would say? defense of the spokesperson's monkey and i will say the spokes

monkey has answered more question than president biden has done in three and a half months. >> all right, last question to you, emily, monkeypox is caused by gay anal sex at raves. care to comment? >> kat: i'm okay on that wovnlt one. >> emily: my take away is that 40% of mammals are rodents, 2500 different species of rodents, that blue my mind. the only good are temple ton and meanter. and the second thing expert, if anyone ace guesses how many animals in the wild. so the conclusion was basically like, we don't know. >> greg: most likely it's the rodents. >> tyrus: and that's what he have' been telling you honey it's the rodents. >> lee: i was volunteering with

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>> greg: story in five words. partners driving makes you nervous. all right tyrus, poll said 63% said they get nervous their partner's behind the wheel. you? >> tyrus: yeah, that means like there's 47% of liars. i never let -- i always drive, non-negotiable, no one's driving my truck and if i have to drive with you, i'm going to make every excuse not to drive with you. i'll follow you there. trust me fellows, they're that bad in the back seat or the front seat telling you where to drive and where you're supposed to turn seven minutes after you're supposed to turn last thing you want is sitting behind that clown and pony show. >> greg: yeah. lee isn't it funny the person driving always believes they're the best driver? >> lee: this is true, i would put myself in the 37%. my wife is a good driver. >> emily: oh, she see. >> lee: my grad mother in the mid 80s became too sold to drive so she stopped driving.

couple years later my grand pather was legally blind so he had to stop driving. she resumed her driving activities. she would hit something all the time. i would say as far as my wife goes, she does a pretty square job. >> greg:. >> greg: there you go. governor. wouldn't throw his wife under the car. >> emily: don't forget his wife votes, too. >> greg: you know, i never really understand that. >> emily: what part? >> kat: i think he means women voting. don't start. >> greg: i did not say that, i said wives voting >> kat: that's way better. i apologize >> greg: might late my comments emily what do you this i you drive muscle cars. >> i just 35 through the power tour in the southeast which was awesome and one passenger hi in

the car was yelling oh, god, oh, god, the whole time and i was just cracking up. >> that happens to me usually in the back. >> tyrus: you knew it >> kat: yeah, i knew it. i was like emily why. >> greg: it's your fault. >> tyrus: either he's giving it to her before the show, no one walks into it like that. >> greg: you know i'm a disgusting person. >> emily: my mind doesn't go there, i don't mean to. >> tyrus: now we know he's giving her notes, say this >> kat: yeah, say this. yeah. >> greg: last word cat, do you even know what a car is? >> i do not to bag. i don't drive ever, though, my husband always does and i do my job of saying -- i have to be -- >> greg:. >> greg: i love it, you're the type that drinks a ton of stuff before you get in the car and it's a road trip and for the next every 20 minutes it's stop here stop there.

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