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will be donated to the honor flight network organization i want to thank you. remember kumble watch the show every night at 10:00 p.m. dvr i you can because it is america now and forever. greg gutfeld is up next. ♪♪ it's thursday. yes happy thursday, america appeared remember the good oldies old d's when the media actually cared. neither do i. today it is getting worse, especially when the favorite team is in power for just stop
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complaining about inflation, yo big baby. >> you've got to stop complaining when there was so many people -- they may only have two meals instead of three. there are americans to get extremely well the last two years in the market. you still have your job and it is costing you forecasts but still will take your holidays have an the fourth of july vacation. >> so shot up because people ar doing worse. thanks, michelle. imagine if you were her client. money is tight any idea for long-term planning and investments? s, shut your face, you greedy [bleep]. where did she get her economics degree? this lady knows finance like ha knows quantum physics. >> i don't know much about quantum physics. i'm more like a quantum mechanics gal provides a
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mathematical description of a dual particle interaction bounded energy and matter. >> like i said, she knows nothing about quantum physics. meanwhile the los angeles times dismisses the coming recession as political theater. is the same thing that abe lincoln's wife did when she talked him into going to that playpen like a drunk wire carry they keep changing that tune. let's starve them pearson now the economy is not so bad unles you are. we can get out early. according to msnbc, the champagnie of cable news,
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because you know that there are three cable companies. rising home prices pose a challenge, especially for lgbt q . i had no idea that mortgage rates know your sexual preferences. i've purchased a home before bu never been asked about my sexuality. one broker bracket base feed me from a rest stop here what can say, i was priced to sell and then the handyman special need little tsc -- tlc. the story profiles a homebuyer, not a man buying a gay home. it pretty much decorates itself. i totally am disgusted by that joke. they found it hard finding a
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place within 5 miles of work it's a sign of home a phobia. either way i would hold off on wearing the chaps to the open house because clearly real estate must take people and all other income. of course, the writer of this tripe fails to point out the obvious explanation for being hard for faygays to buy a house. believe me, i checked. remember conveniently forgettin comparisons in context. people are less likely to move and therefore sell their homes for this is true for everyone i say that in the stream eating and there goes your virtue signaling article for pride
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month speaking upright month, a comic better than hip afford july 1st or it will be considered a hate crime in fact everybody is hurting in this economy but nobody likes everyone's stories in the media problems only matter if the impact chosen communities. too bad for them bisexuality is another trapper should be even for real estate agents. so that there are more holes on this premise that a men room wall. i can vouch for that it's reall disappointing. i put holes in an entirely different wallop but cs boesch -- without offering much evidence, hence using the ford can. i can wake up as a 6'5" woman tomorrow or i can't, much like brian's filters else buckled to the work can carries huge journalistic burden.
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everything can happen, accordin to some comment that is how you write stories, sources say discrimination can happen and inflation can be a mirage appeared kat cameron to empty a letterbox without tossing it of her fire escape. >> julie can remember to get he kids and after school without a jolt from her ankle monitor. this article also tells of a missing producer and a pricey l area. first of all this guy is obviously not too bright, leaving one that is everyone is fleeing to its other from. so it's hard to move because he is gay. are they such terrible neighbor who wants to live next to somebody with perfectly trimmed shrubs.
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what up blackeye to the neighborhood. diabetic and find a study that shows if a gay couple drives your neighborhood house value skyrocket. the writer also says that gay homeowners are likely to live i areas that are more expensive. people who shop for mercedes tend to pay more than their. is for expensive places -- they are expensive for everyone you perpetual victim. if you want to see cash go to the thriving gay scene in piedmont, south dakota. it is crazy they are. so much like my uncle when he i vacationing in greece, the medi likes it both ways. the economy is fine, they say, except for gay so they provide party for the -- cover for the party but like drinking from the flask that dana keeps in her my little pon lunchbox, the economy hits
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everyone hard. no one is exempt, except, of course, the media happy or they thrive in bad times that the yo to cut back on your meals while stirring the pot in politics. i hope they don't move into my neighborhood. i'm definitely leaving we will move back into the ymca. ! >> welcome tonight's guests, he kids often wonder where she is and she does two. fox news anchor julie banderas. yes written for snl and allen and tonight he is giving comedy a try. tv writer and producer adam yenser. she is a 10, as and desperate for attention. fox news contributor kat timpf.
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in the wnba world champion, tyrus. you know, people can always be worse off than you are, julie. you ever think about that. >> nobody is worse off. the idea that you are hurting and somebody is saying, you kno what, that doesn't matter because somebody else's were soft then you. and for a finance writer to be saying that. >> one of the experts that was quoted in the article is saying the feds are going to affect a lot of jobs. there's a lot of openings out there so it will be like a soft landing off of a bridge, which is really comforting. i'm going to jump audible play in your parachute may or may no
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open a want to talk about the homosexuals i can't get mortgages. i always say this to my gay friends be careful what you wis for. you don't wanted to be legal coming you need it out now it's just a typical marriage like th rest of us. you don't want to buy a house now appeared don't get married and don't buy a house. >> visits up terrible terrible time to buy a house. interest rates are crazy. >> i don't have one. >> you have a beautiful house and you have never shown anybody . >> you've got to keep clicking. >> i don't have a house. >> it is like that click add baits are based on what you search for. luck at kat timpf's amazing house. just click on it and it looks like toenail fungus. everything is a toenail fungus
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add. when you click on something, it is always a gross toenail. adam? >> is that what you were searching on the first place? >> no, five years ago i was searching for something on my toe. >> i know what he likes. >> i read an article about that. >> you read that? >> i read that there's lots of stuff like that. >> adam, you've never nailed they. you recommend anybody buy a house there right now? >> not for a while. we got so little for the price out there. i don't know that it is this an better in the gay neighborhoods. >> we have west hollywood in la and chelsea, new york, and san francisco, they all have their little gay regions. and i think piedmont, south dakota, has an area. i think it is called the piedmont house.
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he is a barrel of laughs. i've ranked in la. up and looking to buy anywhere else. where do you live now? >> apartment number? >> are you taxi me right now? >> tyrus, you recently got a ne house, didn't you? >> no. she did. just let me finish. this was the most elitist story i've ever read and had nothing to do with being gay picky as their friends and he was rich and he bids et cetera thousand dollars on a five out of $50,00 home. you poor baby. when you can bid cash on the home, you are having a good week .
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they dropped a little stack and you know i don't like stats. only 51% of the lgbtq community owned homes. brothers, 42, so you are winning . >> i think the thing that drive me crazy is that it is bad for everyone, not just you but the media, you have to have an extr slice to that story. >> they didn't do a very good job of that they went found somebody else to talk to. you can ask any of my four roommates. their friends. we used to do this when i worke
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at men's healthcare you just interview people and you go to bar and you interview people about their running and stamina and you have that 33. like all you're doing is interviewing so the writer was talking to somebody that they knew and then they used identit politics to carveout and exploit . how does the economy affect gay and blacks and then you have three stories. nobody's going to reject it because you're going to get called a sextet or a bigot if you reject the story. how does the economy affect little people. >> that hasn't been done. >> that hasn't been done and th boss goes it's not interesting and i go because i'm little. >> and then use superior and then it is you and me and a box of wine.
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oh, my. >> you are going to have to because he's going to lose that. if you are buying, better be to shelf because i can't reach it. >> i came up with that just now. sometimes i impressed myself with my stupidity. up next, does the fear of calling have millennial's falling.
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♪ ♪ how's he still playin'? aspercreme arthritis. full prescription-strength. reduces inflammation. don't touch my piano. kick pain in the aspercreme. >> welcome back. millennial's at work don't. up the phone. a new british survey much like regular survey but with bad tv.
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finds that young people want to ban phone calls of the office because they find them too aggressive and confrontational. the same reasons that shannon bream was banned from walmart. 75% of office workers say they prefer communicating via e-mail or social media, which they fin less stressful and easier for sending [bleep]. here is mine. dick van dyke, dick york, my favorite, bewitched and that is dick sargent, the second dick from bewitched. apparently the design -- the desire to ban calls is from the gym c crowd which prefer texting instead. they go out of their way to avoid face-to-face contact. and brian kilmeade's case committed is 10 out of 10.
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all of this is due to technology . the guy behind the survey warne us not just young people that h calls, adding, quote, while younger office workers prefer messaging to talking, across ag groups there's a feeling that phone calls have a tendency to be confrontational. he called us jerks and hung up. so if it's someone you don't like the calls you, there's an easy solution for everyone ban the f up. excuse me, person the f up. >> [phone rings] >> what do you want? i don't have time for that [bleep]. alright, goodbye. she says that to me every day. i have to do this that i have t do that. i don't want all this.
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>> kat, it is amazing what hair and makeup does to you. >> that is true. >> can you speak for all millennial's everywhere? what is your problem, with confrontation. phone calls are confrontational. they are aggressive. when somebody calls me i'm like why is somebody calling my text message machine. at i assume somebody died. >> that is true. >> of what i do, i don't answer and i wait a few minutes and i text them and say what's up. >> you're hoping it's not reall bad. >> why are you calling me. i have to prepare for that. >> and you know what is scarier than that. >> we need to talk about something. he just punched me in the face. >> you know, tyrus, you are in
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the office on the 21st floor next to judge jeanine. do you find it weird in the office that you still have an office desk phone? each one of us has a desk phone. have you ever used it? >> no. that's not troop here usually when judge jeanine comes by, i usually grab it. chances are she wants me to mov our lift something. inspection foot and ask you about hugh feel about something. after your criticize, you feel better. is like the grandma i never asked four. >> we are just brittle. no one wants accountability. they are afraid of phone calls. it's your job pick if you don't want a phone call at home, that's fine. but if your customer service, you've got to answer the phone. you want to text message you ge back to when you feel like at her and e-mail and is like a
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e-mail three times about gettin this fixed. let me check my spam picture ca end up calling anyway because they are too lazy to do anything . what is going to happen if something goes wrong, if the world stops? >> then you can call me. >> i do love customer chats. when you are on seamless -- >> and you'd leave a scathing message. >> adam, i hate young people an i suspect i'm not alone on this. for it you fall on this? >> i hate phone calls myself. if that is such confrontational the confrontational aspect of i don't mean texting, i just don' like being intrusive. i don't want to talk to you right now. when i had ellen leave voicemai on my phone, it was like i reac adam. i've just never answered my phone. i avoid them.
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where it's really hard to sit i relationships because i don't like talking on the phone at al and girls i've dated in full ge offended by that. is not that i don't want to tal to you on the phone come it's that i don't want to talk to anyone including you on the phone. >> didn't work? >> it works. the relationship ended. >> i was going to try that. julie, that is your name, right? i find it interesting that now we believe that a phone call is obtrusive whereas when we haven't really changed, 20-30 years ago, the phone rang and you picked ff and now it is lik it is star 69. remember that. i love that. >> i'm only a couple years away from being --
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so i can speak to the fact that -- screw q you. i hate that. that automatically doesn't work. >> i'm sorry. >> i hate phone calls, so if yo call me, you better be dying. my mom will call me and i send her to voicemail but i will tex her back in that is everything okay. i want to make sure she is not having a heart attack but of th same time don't call me unless you have made a reservation to appoints all talk, i would walk to the lobby f this building like looking as unapproachable as possible. like mably texting in on the phone of the same time. >> does barry ever get the message? >> no. >> i'm glad you enjoyed it.
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smollett fills that by his phon story that he was the victim of a phrases act in 2019. if he had done this, even he at this he would be a [bleep]. >> if i had done this, i would be a piece of [bleep]. >> if i had done this, it would mean that i stuffed my fist in the chain of black americans fo for hundred years. >> he did that and more. he gain clarity from his stint in jail earlier this year. unfortunately clarity does not mean a moderate or severe [bleep] kicking. he served less than a week of the sentence before being sprun by his appeal. >> i was there for 6.5 days and i fasted for 6.5 days. we do and my family. we fast for clarity. i have never in my life at leas my adult life event as clear of
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mind as i was for those six-point five days. >> okay, gandhi. six half days. that's not even enough time to make friends in the yard. but at least he switch from pretending to be a hate crime victim to pretending to be nelson mandela picked what else should we. >> from a narcissist in the world that claims victim status. of my advice, hook up with ambe heard. she could show you what to do that next time you are full of [bleep]. >> she the bed. >> the akamai got it. >> we all got it. everybody, even the ones that didn't want to. >> six and a half days of fasting, tyrus. >> i hate him so much.
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if he ever wants to do this again, i volunteer. i'll take the rap all go on tpn say i did that. i'm a white supremacist. this is what happens when you dark east go to subway. six days as cleared in six days. where is his presence and taxpayer did you earn yours? >> why are we giving him interviews. why is anybody interviewing him? i want to tell my story. >> we heard of the first time. it sucked and you're still goin to go with that. just so you know, you did it. you are a piece of [bleep]. stop interviewing this guy. [applause] >> adam paid people keep thinking the big lie is about --
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is the baker lie that said people knew who he was. >> no one recognized him at thi point and when i looked about the article is that jussie smollett best known for playing on umpire. now you are best known for faking a hate crime. so you are best known as being the second most disgraceful subway customer of all time. but i almost think when he's talking, it reminds me of o.j. simpson, if i did it. it's like you for the book, if did it, i would be a piece of [bleep]. the jussie smollett story. >> if simpson can get away with it, why can't he. he didn't kill anybody. >> absolutely. he is the reason why homosexual can't get home. [applause]
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>> if i'm a mortgage broker and jussie smollett walks up to me would be forget it, you are jussie smollett and you are gay. i think that study is true. >> that warms my heart. progress. thanks, bitterman. >> your brawl compared. >> how many days in jail would you need to find clarity? >> and you could include time served. >> i've never been to jail. not to brag. >> have you ever seen scared straight? >> no. >> i know what we are doing thi weekend. >> you can't find clarity on anything in six days. might think that you did, especially if you are not eating . he's talking like he was sent there for 25 years. >> exactly. he isn't expert in his own
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victimization and he turns it all into a growing. >> is that, though, because is not working. >> it's not working for us. >> if it's working. >> were going to get a segment or to a we got to him. i'm so happy, you don't have to think much it writes itself. >> you are literally describing him. >> all right. here we go, real news coming up the fda goes down a few runs by regulating book goes into your lungs. ♪ ♪ ♪ introducing the all-new infiniti qx60. take on your wild world in style.
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the market in the us. it's the most outrage for something taken off the market since i got married. >> thank you. i got bit. juul had previously been allowe to sell their cartridges. now it can't. thankfully if they act fast, they can get a government issue crack pipe for free. juul representatives that they're exploring all their options. what did they do? where they at the capitol on january 6? >> apparently they banned carpe -- cartridges. fruit flavored are still legal, which makes no sense what are they thinking? how my supposed to relax. i guess i will have to continue
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vaping but only in disguise. kat, break this down for us. >> yeah, it's dompierre nobody has been using juul for a long time because the only flavors were tobacco and menthol and i do appreciate -- you can get those in a little disposable. you can get those so we are all adding a lot more plastic to th environment. it's all because kids were vaping the fruity ones because kids ruin everything. does a lot of stuff out there that is bad for kids and it's bad for me too probably. but you're supposed to be allowed to destroy yourself. >> when i was growing up, we ha cigarette machines. you just pull the thing out. they trusted that you weren't a
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kid we went there. my point is you don't punish everybody because there are brats on this planet. >> remember the cigarette machines outside that diners an then the diner would have the smoking section. it was all a smoking section. >> did you ever go on a plane? >> i don't think i've ever been on the plane when you could smoke. >> i don't know why i can't vap on a plane. what's more disruptive, me vaping or a kid. >> you can smoke on the plane. you just have to tamper with th smoke detector. >> i flew to finland and this was in the 90s and you could still smoke. it was kind of interesting. it was the only thing that i did . we will talk about her than the after our show back at my place. >> what are your thoughts.
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>> kids do not vape on a juul vape. but you can on a crack pipe. that makes sense. why are they doing this? >> it's simple because east cigarettes don't have a lobbyist . how many times does she cut the pay a politician. just do it their way and they said, okay, fine, guess what we are going to put a coalition against you because you are not donating to my campaign secretly . everyone else is going should have got lobbyists. you can do whatever you want as long as the politician is getting paid shame on them for trying to be a business. get it together. >> and it is the goods that are actually supplied. i stopped preaching this becaus i sounded like a broken record but there's millions that die every year from cigarette smoking. if you replace that with vaping
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which has notaro come is not th nicotine that's the problem, it is the tar. if this would've been invented 30 years ago, you would have relatives still alive now that may have died from emphysema or lung disease and what they're doing is the fda is actually killing people. >> if they really cared about it , they would put a ban on snickers and giant bags of ice cream and tons of sugar. if you really care. >> that is so true. what do they have? >> lobbyists. >> they are killing everybody for their fat name and deliciou product. vaping hasn't killed anybody. i can't post for that. haven't done the research. , assuming nobody is dead. >> as a matter of fact does. >> have you tried this new vaping product?
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>> up next, if they are googlin news.
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a story in five words. here's a story in five words. chinese device detecting watchers. adam, i go to you first.
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it is dear to your hard. >> it's my area of expertise. >> they developed us device tha detects when a man is watching p porn by reading his brain wave paid. >> is that just a closed door? an alarm goes off every time th guy watches porn. we just to the -- tune them out and don't pay any attention to them. >> here is how you know when a man is looking at porn. he is masturbating. >> scientifically, plus or minu 3% cover that is acceptable in science. >> wait, wait, wait. >> you have kids in the audience
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? >> yes, they are right up there. say hi to uncle greg. before beware. it is almost midnight. hugh are mother the year. >> they've been drinking. so what are we talking about? oh, porn. i say let your person because i think women watch this too, fro what i've heard. a dirty video that you watch on tv. let them do it. what it it invented at the pick let them do it. there going to take it out on someone else on that it's going to be you. >> trying to figure out the bes reason does. >> why do you have to figure it out. by does anyone have to figure this out. >> do not fall for this pick this is another trick trying to get you to admit stuff that you can't prove.
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it's just like that ghost checker on your phone, lie detector thing on your phone. you are going to have to catch me. i've not been caught yet. >> i just told on myself. >> you know it's funny how they say watching porn, nobody reall watches porn. let's go watch porn. that sounds great. it's not like it's pga bowling. it is creepy. you don't think that. i know you don't know what i'm talking about. >> hi, grandma, i have no idea. tyrus is right, this is only 80 defective pick that is only a b. >> you are wrong, got fouled.
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for man that watched deep throa with this mom, it was a talking point. he had a weird name. before this was a great story. the remember this? >> that's one of the reason he dropped out. >> i haven't heard that story but he texted a porn -- >> ticket looper, former governor of colorado pick i jus found that in my glory -- in my brain. >> don't leave me hanging. >> it's when you watch porn wit relative. >> preferably your mom. >> i don't know where i'm going with this. it seems to be going on forever and ever and ever don't go away.
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for we have time for one final thought, adam. >> i'll be at the veterans hall in california this saturday. they are amazing. that is like a hitchcock in kansas city. >> i am just nodding.
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either way, it is really foggy, be careful. >> thank you, julie. evil shannon bream is next. [applause] welcome to "fox news @ night". i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, the next release coming from the supreme court in just a matter of hours. that justices have several case to determine over the summer, including the potential landmar decision on abortion and the first amendment who lost his --

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