become increasingly politicized. public confidence in the rule of law erodes and people begin taking law into their own hands. >> laura: what changed, adam? [laughter] what? remember your usa-made freedom matters gear, lauraingraham.com. "gutfeld!" is next. [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes! happy tuesday, everyone. so much fun. so let's talk about roe vs. wade. i'm kidding. [laughter] [laughs] got you. let's talk about a different

abortion. no, no, no, one performed on a story by the media -- see what i did there? i tricked you twice. it seems every day we find more proof of how corrupt the press is in killing off a living, breathing story out of convenience. it was a group effort, strangling a breakthrough expose that would have changed the landscape of an election. the press come along with dems, facebook, and twitter, took the laptop story to their own version of planned parenthood and suffocated it with a high-tech blanket. the latest bombshell, remember how joe biden claims he never spoke to hunter about his dealings with the chinese? true, they talk mostly about crack cocaine on their 15 hour flight. [laughter] on air force to go. now we know that story is as full as joe's teeth. he knew what hunter was up to, trying to make it rain with multimillion dollar chinese companies vehicle after seeing "the new york times" piece about

chinese corruption online, joe called hunter and told him it was all cool. >> a chance, give me a call, just want to talk to you. i saw the article, it's going to be printed tomorrow in "the times." >> greg: clear. those were the days. when joe could still pronounce words. [laughter] i call that call a smoking gun, but then hunter would try to profit. so, what's that say, really? that the president's denial were more full of [bleep] than his toilet at taco bell. he did discuss hunter's shady dealings with his son, and he knew enough from hunter to worry about this "new york times" piece because the piece featured certain shady people hunter was trying to do business with using his daddy's name. so while the median everyone

chasing the steele dossier, which involved made up russian prostitutes and donald trump's bedsheets paved with gold, -- that come according to "the washington times." it appears president biden paid for his son's frolic with an escort ring based in russia before he and president. i've got to say, what a cool dad. all my dad got me was a baseball glove and a schwinn. don't get me wrong, i love the glove and the bike, but it is no hookers. dad. no wonder i stopped growing. [laughter] everybody at my blocked out hookers. i got a bike. anyway, it is being reported joe paid for the sex inadvertently, but doesn't joe do everything inadvertently? he is the mr. magoo of presidents. the guy is so clueless, people

from his son to wokeness staffers can run scans scams on him from morning to night. even the teens at baskin-robbins have been putting mayonnaise in his ice-cream cone. i'm sure joe is the only person who actually returned a phone call about his last car insurance. in his case, "the times" reports joe wired his son 100 grand to play bills from december 2,018t9 that is six figures in just a few months. but in fairness to hunter, you know how expensive organic kale, eggs, and chicken is and also, there is the whores, they are more expensive than gluten free boxed water, which is why i cut back on the water. but it makes you view the steele dossier in a different light. now do you see why it was pushed

so hard and why the press refused to let it go? it was all a diversion from the real stuff, this stuff, the dossier was a decoy from the real sex scandal, which has always been a typical democratic strategy. if they are guilty of something bad, they will accuse you of it first. well before you had time to figure it out it was them doing it all along. it is why i keep accusing my wife of wearing my underwear. [laughter] that means he is wearing her underwear. good job, colombo. so while democrats and media obsess over one day in january, they don't want you interested in how those protesters ended up there. why they were angry. that is a route because they won't chase because it leads right back to them and their corruption and their collusion. january 6th came from a sense we were all being screwed by institutions working together.

in what "time" magazine happily called a cabal. remember, they boasted about swing the election afterwards. so many of the protesters behaved badly, they broke the law and will pay for it come up with the overarching instinct about saving the country from a corrupt system is the product of sanity. that is why the hunter biden laptop story scares the media so much. which proves so many people write. it was a bombshell story buried under mutual agreement between the most powerful entities in america. and if you prop the story up, he would be fit for a tinfoil hat in minutes, thrown off social media and labeled a conspiracy theorist, and the goal to get the guy out and bring in the feeble old man they could control from behind the scenes like a human drone. all it takes is a few carts and pallets of defense. the aviator glasses are to hide when he is unconscious. so, the rest of it is history.

corrupt, insane history that led to this force-feeding of januart offer more rinos than an african safari. suddenly the hearing becomes part of the bigger picture. it is not investigation, it is the cherry on a corrupt cake after four years of fate collusion, attacks on trump supporters, branding millions is deplorably racist, pile after pile of fake news, this was the coup de grace, which i think is french for "a kick in the balls," which is something hunter probably ordered, and his dad ended up paying for. let's welcome tonight's guests. he will make pelosi's sob when he takes her job, house minority leader kevin mccarthy! [applause] we have to make this show quick because her tractor is double

parked out front. fox business anchor dagen mcdowell. and he is often mistaken for a magician since his back to make audiences disappear. actor, writer, comedian jamie lewis powell! and she is like a set of car keys, small, sharp, gets lost in your sofa, fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] leader mccarthy, are you nuts coming on this show? are you already regretting it? do you feel perhaps the advice given to you to do this show was bad advice? >> no one gave me advice to do it, that is the problem. my daughter texted me before, i got a text from my daughter, she said, "i think we should talk before you go on the show." no, it is a true text. >> greg: did she give you any advice? >> she said don't try to be

funny. >> good advice. >> greg: the best advice anybody could give anybody, whether you are funny or not. we have had guests that come on here and think they are funny, and it is painful. i mean, jamie. [laughter] but you know, he is part of the make-a-wish foundation, so we have to -- the problem is he's not dying. >> you were told a year ago. >> greg: the foundation, they just felt bad. so he gets to go to disneyland to do this show. why are we hazing you? you become speaker, do we do anything -- do we, i say we, people upset about hunter? is there some kind of investigation that will take place? >> there has to be for all purposes, right? but when you read, it is funny but it is sad, think about it, it was government, it was social networks, it was newspapers, all saying this was wrong, and then you also had the head of the intel committee, think about this, adam schiff, this is a guy that gets all the secrets, that's out there and told us

this was all for us. you have to make a joke, yeah, i understand why the president thinks his son is the smartest man in the world, he got his father to pay for the hookers. >> greg: that a smart. >> than he got the whole country to protect him at the same time. could you imagine if donald trump come any one of his kids did one-tenth of one thing like that? >> greg: it's incredible. they would have hearings on that which leads me to my fantasy -- and it is a fantasy, david, not the one i told you about earlier. between you and me. and hr. we are on like our second week of january 6th. can you imagine how much more interesting a two-week hearing would be on hunter biden? do you know the numbers would be huge. >> yeah. >> greg: you got cracked, you've got meth, you've got sex, you've got terrible tattoos.

>> if y'all do hearings, all i ask is you use a screen about the size of this room. and you don't blur anything out. because i have not been able to look up on-blurred photos of hunter biden here at work. >> remember, the democrats hired this guy from abc. two years prior sent a letter because this is the same man that kept all the stuff about epstein quiet. so i figure if we have these hearings, we hired greg. >> greg: there you go. [applause] i already got a job. i already got a job. >> to your point, why don't more people volunteer for the hunter biden beat? i put my hand up right now. >> greg: yes. >> i am fluent in scumbag, i have learned how to speak it in my 20s. and i love dumpster diving behind somebody's house.

you know, going through somebody's garbage is not beneath me. and can you imagine what you would find in hunter biden's garbage? like a crumpled up $20 bills, a set of car keys. >> greg: literally a gun. okay, jamie, is a recently divorced man, i know you live the life of hunter biden. >> but i feel like he needs to do a little more price shopping. that is a lot of money for escorts. it was like $30,000. that is more than it costs that i have ever spent on escort, and i used to own a ford escort. that's a lot of money. >> greg: spent a lot of time inside that. >> i did spend a lot of time. >> if you work it out over five months, it is not that much money. he is only hiring an escort to and a half times a week.

>> greg: that is not even close to my record. >> it's just, i feel a little bad for joe, he is getting completely taken advantage of. when hunter says he is using the hundred thousand dollars for bills, the only way that is true is if hunter has a two pimps, each one of them named bill. [laughter] >> greg: that was good. >> he was giving him an allowance of like $7500 a week. but before we are so quick to judge, maybe he was doing really big chores. >> greg: that's true. a big lawn in delaware. >> maybe he was on cipher duty. >> no one has asked him with inflation how much more he has to get. become president, what does it cost hunter biden? >> greg: hunter biden explaining the inflation rate on paid escorts vehicle because it is going up, am i right, kat? >> yep. >> greg: almost went into a danger zone there. did you notice come he filmed everything, did you see the two

minute clip of him browbeating a paid escort as he paint paid he. do you have any bruises? it was so pathological and strange. what do you make of this weird obsession of filming everything? beco not much. i don't know, there is probably so much more but at this point, what could there be? we would be like, whoa... we have already seen him do everything. and again, it is not the stuff that bothers me. i don't care how many hookers you bang, i don't care who pays for the hookers that he bangs, you know, i wouldn't do it, but -- >> greg: good for you. >> i don't even know him, so -- >> greg: [laughs] exactly. >> but it is the corruption stuff that is the concerning stuff, and i think it is so interesting that joe biden is so old, he got busted because he left a voice mail.

[laughter] >> can i add something to that? >> who leaves a voice mail? >> why did hunter save that voice mail from his dad? >> greg: why does he save everything? i'm not kidding, why would you -- i get -- okay, you are a pervert, you filmed the crazy sex, you don't film the paying. >> he forgot to turn off the camera. >> greg: that's probably it. but if he was into it? the best part is paying them off, watch this. let's rewind that part. hand the money. >> kat was right, he did sound old in the voice mail. he was like "hunter, it is your dad, pick up." >> greg: up next, they can't him for prayers after games, but now their case went down in flames. [applause]

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>> greg: is it a-ok for them to pray? the highest court says you may. on monday, a day of the week, jamie, the supreme court, which is like a regular court but with all the toppings, ruled a high school football coach who knelt and prayed after games was protected by the constitution. yet the school tried to sack him until the umpire called strike three. [laughter] yeah. i know sports. in 2015, a washington school district fired joe kennedy, no relation to joe devito, at issue was the right of a public school employee praying in view of

students, and the rights of those students not to feel pressured into participating in religious practices. liberals thought kids needed a safe space from seeing someone pray. maybe next time do it in drag. [laughter] kennedy lost his lower court decisions but the supreme court reversed that ruling that the school violated his first amendment rights. dissenting justice sotomayor said the prayers may have led players to be coerced into joining him so they would get more playing time. neil gorsuch, writing for the majority, noted she doesn't know anything about sports. no, he didn't say that. anyway, "the constitution and the best of our traditions counsel mutual respect and tolerance, not censorship and suppression, for religious and nonreligious views alike." so it is a big win for us free speech, but right on cue, the media blamed before.

>> we are seeing the influence of the three trump justices. there is no other change, but who is on the court, the fact that amy coney barrett is there and not ruth bader ginsburg, and the fact brett kavanaugh is there and not anthony kennedy. that has changed the dynamics in the court. >> greg: so, to geoffrey's point, i guess the ruling is bad, then? i don't know, toobin, there's worse things to do with your hands in public. like picking your nose. thought i was going to say masturbating. jamie, you're kind of a sports guy. you watch sports, don't you? >> i used to pray before every wrestling match. these don't get a erection. [laughter] [applause]

i just love wrestling. >> greg: right, you love wrestling so much, you get so exciting. >> but for real, though, what a great ruling. he is praying. he is not requiring anyone to take part in it and i know some on the other side say they feel they are coerced -- no, they are not. if you play good football, i am sure you are out there playing and it is totally fine. i would say, not to be critical, but i would pray before the game, do you know what i mean? guys are going to be like, you want to win and you want a time machine? i can only do -- get in there early. >> greg: that brings up a great point, dagen. sotomayor said it could coerce players into praying so they play more. i have never met a coach i would let somebody play because they did something on the sidelines, other than be good. they would throw it atheist out there, a satanist out there if

they could win. >> exactly. unlike me. i used to pray they wouldn't put me, when i played softball, i used to pray for, like, rain, pestilence, a plague of locusts. that i would get an ingrown toenail in the next 10 minutes. than all the girls were nasty to me. by the way, i am thinking about you wearing a wrestling singlet. thanks for that. him >> isn't that weird they made us wear singlet? like, why wouldn't we wear shorts and a t-shirt? you know what i mean? some guy was like, i love wrestling but i wish there was some way we could see the exact size and shape of their genitals. [laughter] >> greg: kat. >> yeah. >> greg: you can't be compelled to pray, nor can you compel people not to pray, that seems pretty good, right? >> yeah. >> greg: you are okay with that? >> yeah.

>> greg: excellent. >> yeah. i am. i am going to start doing prayers in the green room. >> greg: i think you should. >> before the show. >> greg: why not? >> because i don't remember how. but we can all do it together, right? okay, cool, that sounds great. i love that all the people are freaking out about this, what if someone wants to pray, that's a different religion? that's also fine. that is what this ruling says. it doesn't just a christian prayer. >> greg: they create phony resistance. oh, what about the muslims? it's like they do the same thing with abortion, so i guess that means the guys have to be responsible for the baby. you go, yeah. okay, sure. we are in. so, this is like the third decision this week that i feel like is designed to get everybody on "the view"'s heads

to explode. you have a gun, you have abortion, you have prayer. mandatory apple pie eating. i don't know what's next. everybody has to have a rifle rack on their pickup truck. room we are on a roll here. >> you know why you are on a roll? you now have a supreme court that does exactly what it is supposed to do. is it constitutional or not. you know, when you thought about this case, he thought how far has this country come, from a lincoln who told you that the job took him to his knees, for everything that happened in the country that was never ashamed to say he prayed, to a school firing somebody because they prayed by themselves, but to a court now that said yeah, if the constitution, you can do that by yourself. when we look to leaders around the world, that gaia, and aren't you glad he is a leader in a school and i'm glad he did not give up, how many people have said you are going to fire me, okay, i will no longer pray? you know he believes come he

expressed it, and he didn't ask anybody to participate, so just makes you feel very good about this country, no matter how woke it gets, we do come back. [applause] >> greg: the thing that gets me is the fake arguments like oh, this will just coerce people to pray. that is not really an argument. if you don't like prayer, just say you don't like it. >> yeah, try telling that to my mom. r.i.p. >> greg: all right come up next, americans say there is nothing funny about biden losing all their money. [applause] when pain says, “it's time to go home” “i say, “not yet”. ♪ ♪ aleve. who do you take it for?

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ain't happy. a load of trash because their pockets are low on cash. 75% of americans say the economy is bad, the remaining 25%, they are stupid. 45% described their personal financial situation as bad, compared to 33% last year, at 41% said their family finances are worse off now than before the start of the pandemic. of course, who would have ever thought shutting down the economy would have such an impact, right? meanwhile, a 29% approval of joe biden's handling of inflation. that is low. i have higher approval after eight that baby panda at the zoo. but 41% approve of the job he is doing in general, however those same 41% also believe cap'n crunch is doing a great -- doing great commanding the pacific fleet. joe, what do you say for yourself? >> hey, cvs, cbs poll, i don't

care about them. they are a tv station. come on, man. don't get me wrong, i watch all the show, i like them. barnaby jones, the jeffersons, good times. one day at a time. i like that show, those ladies. that mom, she's got -- i'm going to get in trouble. anyway. i am the president. kamala as vice president. what was i saying? oh, "one day at a time," we are going to take things one day at a time. ♪♪ one day at a time ♪ ♪ one day at a time ♪♪ [applause] >> greg: getting worse. dagen, even democrats, like 6 out of 10, or 60% -- >> thank you for that. >> greg: you're welcome. believe the economy is bad and will impact the midterms. what say you? >> there right. it's [bleep]. pretty much.

40 year high inflation, mortgage rates the highest in 13 or 14 years, gasoline was north of $5 a gallon. listen, my default, like my baseline is fractious grump bucket, it does not take much to make me mad, so i completely understand, but to make it worse, say you pay 30% more to fly somewhere to see your family, buy and airline ticket, and then you get stuck in the airport, sitting next to kimmy, who magically campaigned her toenails and eat she does and face time with her friend for te this all at the same time. >> sorry. [laughter] >> it is a rolling stone making everything worse. >> greg: congressman, if republicans take control, could take control tomorrow, what would you change, what would you do? >> first thing you do, you make

us energy independent. you secure the border. you give the parents a bill of rights for their kids education. then you come back and deal with the crime in our streets fearful if you simply started there, the country would be in a solid position. what he did on the very first day going after the energy crisis, that harmed everyone. we talk inflation and their misspending, but remember, why did we think a guy who sniffed kidd's hair would do a good job -- [laughter] [applause] >> greg: all of the things you mentioned are very common sense approaches to solving problems, but they chose the woke path and neglected all of this and did not realize -- left empty-handed. >> yeah, but the worst part about -- he knows this is a problem if he does not change. 48 people just died in the back of a tractor-trailer. he is responsible for that. 2.9 million people came across -- the number one killer

of americans between the ages of 18 and 45 is fentanyl, and it is because of this border being open. every community is now a porter community. they defunded the police. they have d.a.'s that will not uphold the law. they do not -- crime continues to rise and they say he is doing a really good job. >> greg: i don't know if he thinks -- [laughter] listen to the thought that says bathroom. kat, has inflation affected the prices of your hair extensions? >> you actually do not need to buy them as often as you think. >> greg: oh, really? >> there is no natural oils, and flipping them in and out of my head, do not watch them very frequently. if you have any more questions, i am happy to help. >> greg: i just miss your skull tattoo, that is all. >> oh, yeah, i do, too. why didn't you fight for me to keep that? >> greg: what are your thoughts? >> who are these people? that still seems low.

who are these people who think things are going well? everybody buys stuff at least sometimes, some stuff, and it is all way more expensive, and that should make everyone upset because they have no idea what they're going to do about it except for maybe give people more money. >> greg: yes, that worked really well. >> that is not how we got in this position at all. >> greg: jamie, you are recently divorced. >> yes. >> greg: that's basically all i have. all, i was going to ask you ask you -- >> it was just before the show. >> greg: i was going to ask you how the economy might have played a role in the collapse of your marriage. [laughter] >> wow, i did not even think about that. >> greg: i was also going to ask you whether the praying worked before the wrestling match. >> i tell you what, when it worked -- [laughter] i don't know, man, what a ridiculous poll, like kat said,

i am surprised anyone is on the other side. that should be interviewing people, taking a survey on the titanic as it goes down. how likely are you to ride the titanic again? [laughter] by the way, joe biden's approval rating is lower than if you ask people if they like icebergs on that same survey. to tell you the truth, the economy stuff does worry me. i have three kids, have a weird job, but i want my kids to have every opportunity. i told my kids you can go to any school you want to come as long as the last two letters rcc. [laughter] but you have to start early. i thought when my son was ten i bought him a car bed, i figured that we in case he becomes a comedian he will be used to sleeping in his car. >> greg: that is true. thank you for that vehicle coming up, is success in hollywood only about how much you decide to work out? [applause] auto glass damage, trust safelite.

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>> greg: you are not alone in believing you could be the next stallone. true, a majority think they could have started as john mclean in "die hard." nearly 60% of americans -- good, good. [laughter] see, she learned from the last segment. that is why i called this out. that's how you learn. >> 33 years old. >> greg: they think the 6'10" or -- yes. think they could make it as a action movie star if given proper training. that is according to a new survey of 2,000 u.s. citizens. so we know that did not include obama. >> a conspiracy freak might say! >> greg: who put that in the script? you are out. fired! up for tomorrow's show. a third of respondents state action hero physiques are a big

influence on their personal fitness goals. almost half of americans hold think they can compete on the popular show "wipeout," coincidentally the title of jamie's divorce settlement. it's not just about having a great body, you also need would he to the super villain, am i right? for example... [laughter] well, looks like you bit off more than you can chew. how about this? oh, they call you "the view," but i don't like what i am seeing. >> that was good. >> greg: i'd tell you to freeze and not move, but your face beat me to it. [laughter] kat, it is all about the witty comebacks, right? wait a minute, you are a chick.

>> yeah, yeah, sure am. >> greg: is this a guy thing? >> yes. >> greg: you never think about being a superhero? >> no, i think of all i can do to avoid watching one of these movies or encounter any of the sort of people who like them. >> greg: right. >> come con is a sad, sad day. being a grown man in a batman suit never gets any easier. so no, i would not do the movie because i am so bored, i would be too bored fearless enough not that i couldn't do it, i'm too good for it. >> greg: that is your superpower. you could be amazingly bored. i don't know where you could use it, though. jamie, do you wish you had a superpower and what would it be? >> if kat loves being bored, she can come to my haveman comedy clubs. i would like a superpower they do not know i did it and i can make anybody poop their pants.

i think i would take that over. >> greg: incorporated in another superpower, invisible, put in their coffee. >> that is so true, this is the wishing for more wishes of superpowers. >> greg: my superpower is to have infinite -- did you think you have this conversation? >> i never thought if i ran for congress and was fortunate to become the republican leader that i would sit here. you talk about the appalling, it is more for the philosophy. america loves good people fighting evil. >> greg: true! >> and we watched that this week. that's true, right? [applause] now if i had to pick a real-life superhero, i would pick myra

flores' daughter who stood up to nancy pelosi when she tried to knock her down. >> i couldn't tell if she was trying to knock her down. >> she was pushing her out of the picture. >> greg: put her in a headlock. i don't disagree, it is clear pelosi hates children. >> when she tapped out, i was like -- >> greg: that's right. i guess that is why she has all the surgery right after all of the mma fighting she does, dagen, superhero? >> it's about action stars, about dudes thinking they can be tom cruise -- >> greg: not an action star, is he? >> plays his own son. allegedly. but to kat's point, 6 out of 10 dudes in america are high if they think they can be an action star, 6 out of 10 dudes in

america can't see their own dog at their feet, greg. >> greg: did you ever expect liam neeson to be a superhero and he is huge. >> i don't know who that is. >> liam neeson is delicious. i don't even know what that meant. >> bruce willis was never supposed to be an action star. i think people think the movie can make them into the thing and they get excited. i think it is weird when guys they come i don't know if you remember brad pitt from "fight club," but supposedly that is one of the bodies guys want to come i want to look like brad pitt. you know who wants to look like brad pitt from "fight club?" brad pitt. the one day they film that seem. >> you know who else wants that body? every woman in america. >> greg: jamie, you are a very funny guy. you act. you could be a superhero. you just have to lose

70-80 pounds. >> 70-80? >> greg: it's embarrassing. tv takes off 40 pounds. >> come my god. i'll tell you what, greg. i shouldn't even -- i had no idea this was the roast of jamie lissow. >> greg: i'm sick, he has bronchitis. >> whatever it was, whatever percentage, 6 out of 10? >> 60%. >> that is how many want to be action heroes but over a third of people are obese. there is overlap. you feel good about yourself, go on a cruise. i worked cruises doing stand-up comedy, i was on the front of an alaska cruise ship and his lady next to me, i'm not trying to be mean, let me me put it this -- in the ocean come of this whale came up out of the water and took a picture of her. that has to be a bit --

spirit all right, got to move on. i got to call fearful of next, according to to this new study, we smell like... [applause]

>> is a story and five words. ♪ ♪ >> greg: a story in five

words. we like similar smelling people. i know, this is hard. if you smell more like someone you are more likely to be their friend. >> you don't get to be my friend unless i sniff your nook or cranny beforehand. it is like frank booth, when i meet people. you get that. >> greg: congressman, i don't know how to ask this question in a respectable manner, but to off spelling people offend you? >> are we talking about jerry nadler? [applause] >> greg: touche. we will leave it at that. kat, you know, i feel bad for people who lived in the old days. everybody smelled bad. where they just used to the stinking? no plumbing, no perfume, must

have smelled awful. i'm talking about the 1970s. >> that is the olden days to me. yeah, i do not buy this body because i smelled a fairly depending on what day of the week it is. >> greg: oh, really? >> like on the weekends i smell like dry shampoo. >> greg: i don't know what that means. a lot of these things are going over my head. >> no plumbing and no perfume sounds like alaska in 2020. i live in a normal city but you don't have -- smelling stuff, i think i wear -- i do not know how to do cologne. i think i was wearing too much the other day, it was embarrassing. i was on stage and this guy in the front row is like, this guy stinks. and then i think later, i think later that guy was robbed because he was like, i want my money back, i don't know what was going on. crazy stuff was happening. >> greg: very, very good.

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>> greg: we are out of time. thanks to house minority leader kevin mccarthy, dagen mcdowell, jamie lissow, kat timpf, or studio audience. "fox news @ night" with evil shannon bream is next. [applause] ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i am shannon bream in washington. ♪ ♪ breaking tonight following explosive testimony during tuesday's january 6 committee hearings, fox news was told by a source close to the secret service that two agents are prepared to testify directly contradicting key aspects of allegations involving former president trump's actions in the presidential limo that