world stage or gratuitously at home or dismantle what makes us great. an ice-cold beverage and your freedom matters who is he, get them on the website, and remember it is america, now and forever, and greg gutfeld takes it all from here. [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy thursday, everyone. so did you hear the latest news? yep, charles payne accepted my friend request. but also according to npr the january 6th hearings are now extending into july -- e.r., i

guess they are using the same co flatten the curve. [laughter] but thank god because the stuff i've watched so far has been so riveting. to hell with that summer vacation to key west, i know what i am doing the first week or 2 of july. yeah. apparently they're going to pursue witnesses and a lot of new evidence. i guess they're not happy with the witnesses they originally cast in this [bleep] show. what a disaster, huh? made the hindenburg look like a fender bender. to make pompeii look like knott's berry farm. that is a weird comparison. apparently they are going to subpoena trump's white house counsel, pat cipollone? i don't know. already talked to these clowns, and what for? local, obviously to salvage the mess they made with their big star. the good news, at least you didn't implicate two body building nigerians. [laughter]

seriously, haven't they been through enough? just wish they would move out of my apartment. they take the longest showers. apparently, the committee didn't bother to reach out to the secret service before it aired the crowd about trump lunging at security so i guess they are doing that now which means new witnesses become responsible for repairing other witnesses hearsay. but maybe they will find out trump did not just lunge at the secret service, he did a double back flip and landed squarely in the lap of abe lincoln. who knew trump can drive an suv from the backseat. you won't see that in a bond movie. of course, the media will say come on, look, it is not a court of law, which is true, but how has that helped you? hutchinson's testimony has now been ruined, and by connection so has the hearing. you would think they would be experts at framing trump by now,

they have had so much practice, but if i wanted to watch a show trial, i would go to north korea. at least none of the actors there are fat. it's not by choice, though. yet it still goes on. and why? because the incentives are in place. first of all, you are paying for it. like a night out with kilmeade, you thought you foot the bill. >> we go dutch. >> greg: yes. leave them out of this. the media wants it to go on forever because it feeds their bias and it feels like they are reporting something when they are just democrat stenographers. here is one tweet from abcs jonathan karl. it just says "thank you, cassidy hutchinson." that is a reporter. i guess he is referring to her testimony, but who knows, maybe she shared her netflix password with him. but that is the media. i am just happy they left their pom-poms at home. three, the dems are in control at least until november.

this propaganda machine can go on until then, so don't be surprised if it does. like joe on the steps of air force one, there is just no balance. [laughter] without legit pushback, you see the democrat politics is actually stalinist politics. show me the donald, and i will show you the crime. so one wonders, what really is worse? that a rally got out of hand for one day, a rally in which people who never broke the law before broke the law then got arrested and are serving time, which they should because they broke the law? or an open-ended, one party, media protected tribunal, paid for by you. to save their party's chances in november, while persecuting anyone they can in this unfettered witch hunt. well, the answer is easier than me after three daiquiris. or two. ah, one. meanwhile our government ignores

media intimidating supreme court justices be or is this america where they offer unsubstantiated accusations that fall apart like a -- in front of grimm partisan hacks. we now see how duped everyone is to fall for the insurrection line. it was all to create a spectacle to divert from their failures. so, if you bought this b.s., you got cheneyed. and you thought her dad only shot friends in the face. [laughter] she contributed to a show trial that would make joe mccarthy blush. did you see right after testifying, the star witness rushed to embrace liz. what does that mean? are the old friends? no, they are just part of the play. they are hugging like cast members of "snl" when the show is over. how would liz even know this low

level executive branch employee unless, of course, they met at rehearsal. so what does this mean for you? that you've got to vote. the only way to stop this is to vote every [bleep] brain democrat out of office. [applause] and then, and then let the real hearings begin. because now we have the smoking gun, the laptop, the messages, the big man admitting he knew what his corrupt sun was up to. role of the voice mail. >> when you get a call, give me. an article. i think your clear. >> greg: i think you are clear. talk about felonies right on tape, which was buried by the press. compare that to this show trial full of mind-reading and hearsay that is amplified by the press. it is crazy.

i just hope there are more phone messages from joe. to hunter. >> hey, pal, it's dad again. [laughter] i was thinking, you know, that voice mail i left you, the one about the "you are all clear," you know to delete that, right? [laughter] just call me big guy from now on. all right? love you, bye. [applause] >> greg: i think there is one more, right? >> hey, pal, it's dad again. hey, look, i was just thinking, while we are deleting things, i was thinking maybe the 1400 videos of you with the hookers and cocaine, i think you can get rid of those.

i know it is fun to look back -- [laughter] i think it is time we give the old scrubby dub. [applause] >> greg: this is going to be great. these people should pay for wasting our time with these hearings while ignoring crime, inflation, border atrocities. it is our turn for justice. and i am going to be here for it, not because i am a journalist, not because i'm a republican, pretty sure i am neither. it is because i am american. and angry one, and you should be, as well. [applause] welcome tonight's guests. she is so bright we are all wearing sunscreen for protection. fox news contributor lara trump. [applause] unlike baby formula, his book is still on the shelves.

"fox & friends" host and host of the show "made america great" on fox nation, brian kilmeade. he is living in alaska pursuing comedy. next, he will probably pursue snowboarding in florida. actor, writer, and comedian jamie lissow. [applause] she's got a lot of skeletons in her closet. most of them are squirrels. fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] brian, how are you doing there, champ? >> good. you have been so nice to me and i am really worried. >> greg: saving it all up. >> just looking forward to the weekend. >> greg: i feel bad for you. i know things haven't been going well. >> i didn't say that. >> greg: it's the scuttlebutt in the kitchen. the fox kitchen. people know the problems -- >> we have a kitchen? >> greg: they don't tell you about it.

it is amazing to see liz cheney become a hero to the liberals. the liberals are now neocons. >> she said i look forward to the day we can disagree again on issues, and i just think the most telling thing came from jake tapper when he said -- talking to jamie raskin and just said, you know, it would be great if we had some corroboration like a second source. , it's not a trial. good to know. you say stuff, we have no idea if it is true or not, isn't it exciting to get together with everybody and the audience and everything like that? it is impeachment 3. except for there is no cross-examination. this is the key, though. if they don't sit those secret service agents downs to tell their side of the story, they can't even pretend they are trying to get the other side of the story. excuse me, i have a huge problem with that story and it is the fact that it didn't happen, and i would like to go sit there and go under oath and tell you what happened, and the networks just froze in the headlights. they have no idea how to handle it. when they come back in july -- which i am concerned is going to

go right into the new season of "ted masso," and that is my big worry, come back into july, secret service, guys with earpieces on, not true, no one grabbed the wheel, no one assaulted me and i think what else did cassidy say that needs to -- >> greg: i love -- i love -- i am so shocked, lara, i am so shocked, he threw his lunch. who hasn't thrown -- the whole point of lunch -- >> i have not. >> greg: you haven't? we don't even eat lunch. >> an extra lunch to throw. >> greg: i always order two sandwiches, lara. one to eat and want to throw at my assistant. >> i know about that about you. >> greg: i used to throw soup. are you watching any of this? >> absolutely not. we all saw this movie first time, it is called russia collusion. we see it, we know the goal, they are extending it, what a shocker, into july. do we think it will extend, i

don't know, into november may be? the midterm elections. this whole thing, honestly it is kind of insulting to the american people because people have real problems out there and this is where our elected officials are putting their time, energy, our money, as you just pointed out in your intro, greg, it is insane, but i love all of the means that came out the other day with cassidy hutchinson, the ones of my father-in-law driving the presidential limo, and taking down secret service agents. it wasn't too long ago that they were asking, could donald trump hold a glass of water? and now he is taking down secret service agents. you've got to handed to donald trump, he really won on this one. [applause] >> greg: good to see you, jamie. >> you too. i'm lying. >> greg: are you? >> i felt like i wasn't. can i say real quick, i saw an article today that you're crushing it in the ratings and i want to take one second to say

congratulations. >> greg: oh, why thank you. [applause] we are. you know, just a side point, do you know that "the five" has more democratic viewers that anybody at msnbc, and visio has more affluent viewers. >> if you are free later i would like to buy you three daiquiris. [applause] >> all you need is one, apparently. just one. >> i want to make sure. [laughter] >> greg: so that was all a big set up, you big jerk, and i fell for it. >> honestly, this whole thing -- you said it, kilmeade, they don't want to hear the other side of the story. this whole thing is hearsay. the whole thing -- it would be like on the way here, a homeless guy said something to me, the sky is falling. i can't come in here and report that to you, he was not under oath, he was under a bridge. it's getting crazy out there, by the way. people should be careful. there are some crazy people.

i was in line for a pretzel and this guy, i'm having trouble telling the difference between businessmen and crazy people because they earpieces are getting smaller. have you ever -- i am buying a pretzel and this guy, he is right in my face and he goes "listen, man, if we don't get those reports by tomorrow we are all screwed." and i go, what are you talking about? and he goes, "listen, i don't want your excuses, i just want a report." i don't know what you're talking about fearfully points to his ear. i can hear you, i have no idea what we're talking about. how drunk was i last night that i somehow got a job? [laughter] and now i missed my first assignment. but enough with the hearsay. it's a joke. i'm not watching one second of it. >> greg: i don't even know what hearsay means, kat. hearsay? >> i think you do. >> greg: oh, do i? >> they should call it the january 6th hearsaying. [laughter]

>> greg: not hearing. but hearsaying. it hit me -- >> greg, he is trying out material on your show, are you insulted? are you going to take what works -- >> greg: he has been on every day this week. it's okay. >> it's okay? >> greg: to do that. you can't do it, but he can do it. what about you, kat? and your different classes. >> yeah, i am wearing different glasses. which you have mentioned to me three times that you don't like. which is so disappointing because when i get dressed every day all i am thinking is "i hope greg likes this." [laughter] okay. you want me to talk about the hearings? >> greg: yes. >> sure, i can do that. i don't think it is going to be effective for what they wanted to be effective for, and, you know, "the bachelorette" is starting in july, and the first time with two bachelorettes. >> greg: there's two? >> will their friendship with stan them competing men?

they were eliminated the previous series. season. >> greg: they are not twins? >> no. >> greg: i would watch if they were siamese twins. siamese twins and one, like, what do they do if one gets rejected? >> i think you should talk to fox nation, that is a great idea. but also, i think anyone who is watching it already agrees with what the point of it is, and i don't think anybody who is like a big trump supporter is watching it, and even if, you know, they're not sitting there, all right, that's it, i'm taking off the hat. [laughter] i don't think it is making a difference. >> greg: no, it's not. this is masturbatory theater for people with trump derangement syndrome. they can't let go. which is probably a poor analogy.

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>> greg: a trans male skateboarder thinks it is fine to crush teenage girls at age 29. yak may 29-year-old transit in a new york skateboarding contest bested a bunch of not even old enough to date leo dicaprio. that's funny. ricky trays, who was born a man but now identifies as a woman but has not had gender reassignment surgery won the women's division of a street

competition and the $500 prize. the girl, who finished second, is 13. 29-year-old male saying he is a woman beat a 13-year-old girl. four of the six finalists under the age of 17. those were the other. but apparently tres, he doesn't, she doesn't care. boy, this is so confusing. in an interview with the daily mail, which is a website and not the escort service, that i used to work for, tres defended the decision to beat these kids. >> i find that funny, when that is what i'm getting beat up the about the most, you are beating little kids, i didn't intend to do that. this is the first competition i've been to that i partially wanted to win. i'm not going to go there and go easy on them because they are

kids. >> greg: that is amazing. apparently age doesn't matter, either. i guess if it is skateboarding, ricci's other activities include stealing candies from babies. a 29-year-old -- what lesson are we teaching these young kids, that life is easier if you are a man, especially if you're an older man who identifies as a woman? are we not supposed to laugh at this? because it is funny a hell! this is like playing pictionary against leonardo da vinci. [laughter] so what about the physical advantage? i mean, do you work out? >> don't work out, really, i just skateboard. i don't think skateboarding has anything to do with physicality, especially when we look at kids these days, skill level again is really determined by just your, your determination, your tenacity to just like put

yourself to these obstacles, nothing to do with your age. >> greg: great, then compete against males her own age, or maybe we should tell kids in high school sports, consider completing it in an elementary school competition instead. hell, i bet i could destroy your fifth-grader at tetherball. i was so good. bottom line, a grown biological man meeting teenage females in competition and not caring does deserve an award for the biggest [bleep]. but then again -- [applause] then again -- she is not that good. but then again, i bet there is some female athletes out there who don't know their own strength. >> ready, fight. >> i told you i was strong. you are going down! [laughter]

i am so sorry. >> oh, man, another one? [laughter] [applause] >> greg: that might be -- [laughter] of the most offensive skit we have ever done. jamie, i was watching the trans skateboarder, and why did ricci decide to go against women? you can tell not very good. >> i can tell you one thing, greg, she's got balls. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: so good. >> it is funny but this made me angry. i have a daughter. she is 11. and it was occurring to me how mad i would be if she trained and went against, you know, and

just got beat by someone superior -- i don't know, it was kind of upsetting to me. plus, what if she had given the $500 to the second place? like maybe that would have been okay, i just want the title, want to prove myself. >> greg: the title? [laughs] >> when i was in high school, we had girls that would play on the boys teams, they would go, i want to test myself, we had a girl on the football team and the wrestling team. i feel like that is what you should do if you truly want to challenge yourself. we had an attractive girl on the wrestling team and she won, but so did i. [laughter] i was like, okay, you got this one but best of 100. >> greg: you know, kat, the lesson here too young biological females, if you practice hard enough throughout your life, you can get the second place. >> may be. a lot of people in this competition were kids. five of the top six under the

age of 17. you almost have to respect it. like, being asked a question, are you really going to be super excited about this win against a child? hell yeah! [bleep] them kids, you know what i mean? >> greg: i respected that the most. >> so what? i won! but these are all little girls, but i won. >> greg: do you think we are being prank? >> i don't know, it's hard to tell. >> greg: it occurred to me -- >> it's possible. >> greg: yeah, it is possible because it seems -- >> so ridiculous. what are we doing here? i have attended quite a few birthday parties, have a two and a 4-year-old, this is like the dads, they get a couple beers in them at the birthday party, the 4-year-old's birthday party, dunking on the kids, the 4-year-old, high-fiving each other like, great job, that is essentially what this is. it is ridiculous to think that a

29-year-old biological man -- obviously you are going to beat a 13-year-old girl. >> may be in as a prank. they are my target audience. >> greg: that is like the first time in a long time i am doing a story and going, wow -- >> happened in real time. >> greg: it might not be real. this could be a complete and utter hoax. >> here is the thing, this is in the news, because you have all these transgenders are going to be in the olympics and playing on the women's soccer team that our guys. i love the quote, which may or may not play into the prank, i don't have a physical advantage, look at me, i am not before anything. he's got three -- she's got three kids, 3,000 miles away, with his wife, when he had a mustache, chose not to wear his hair out. 3,000 miles away, who he does not keep in touch with. come on, what is going on? >> greg: that is the worst

thing, totally skipped out and changed everything -- >> just decided to skateboard. >> it is not physical skateboarding, so don't worry about it. >> greg: where is tony hawk on this? that is what i want to know. up next, can pants the wrong side become a shoppers free prize? taken with a statin, leqvio can lower bad cholesterol and keep it low with two doses a year. side effects were injection site reaction, joint pain, urinary tract infection, diarrhea, chest cold, pain in legs or arms, and shortness of breath. with leqvio, lowering cholesterol becomes just one more thing life throws your way. ask your doctor about leqvio. lower. longer. leqvio.

>> greg: if you bought something crappy, here is a return policy that might make you happy. some retailers let you keep your unwanted purchases instead of returning them. fun fact, sex toys have been doing this for years. but it turns out it is more of a hassle for them to take care of returns. thanks to the supply chain crisis and soaring gas prices, stories say they have too much inventory that cost a lot to store. in other words, some of our products are so bad, just keep them. it's amazing, just letting you keep your unwanted items. and give you your money back, too.

this is more exciting than fighting finding an onion ring in your french fries. now is probably the perfect time to buy gold. and be dissatisfied. take that. there must be some limit, though, to what you are allowed to keep, right? if people were forced to keep things they no longer wanted, jamie would still be married. [laughter] i'm sorry, i did not write that. one of the comedians wrote that. so you can blame them. lara, do you return things? it is a pain in the neck. >> first of all, i am the worst because i do not like to go in a store and try things on so i over order knowing i can just ship it back and return it very easily, they usually include the label, you just pop right on there, but this whole thing is really kind of crazy. what could possibly go wrong? we are just going to let you get

your money back and you get to keep your product? i mean... >> greg: then you can sell your product on the streets. >> of course you can. i do it all the time. i am the worst return her and my husband hates it because we have boxes stand up everywhere. sorry, honey. >> greg: it's amazing, brian, we are in reverse world. if we are in trouble, we print more money, create massive inflation, and now companies are saying, you know what, just keep the crap, take the money, we are going bankrupt. >> tell me if i'm wrong here. >> greg: you are wrong. >> i a jacket, i get home, it doesn't fit or i don't like the jacket, i want to return the jacket. they say i am going to give you back your money, and you keep your jacket. so i could have lied. i could love the jacket. i could call up and i could say, i don't like my jacket. and they can say, here is your money. and i keep the jacket.

>> that's accurate. >> i could live with myself and do this. so this is walmart, this is target, this is the gap, these are huge companies. >> greg: why do one jacket? why not go into the place, buy like 20 jackets, none of them fit, then go on the street with the rack and sell them then get your money back and you sell them. >> and you are helping them. >> greg: they are applauding my crime. >> i feel -- >> greg: we can turn this into a business. >> or you could actually steal them and get out of jail in a couple of hours, same thing. >> smash and grab or buy and return. >> greg: they are applauding theft, kat. does this make sense to you? >> i want to say no, but on the other hand, it's kind of the same thing i do. >> greg: in what way? >> like, i will buy stuff, not like it, i need to return it because i want to get my money back, but i just don't want to deal with it. so that i just waste my money.

that's what they are doing. the same thing. they don't want to deal with it. they are like, whatever. time flies and stuff just sits in the back of your closet, get at the next day, you never do, it's stupid but no less stupid than i am. [laughter] >> greg: do you have a lot of crap in your divorced hovel? [bleep] that you bought and is just sitting there? >> tell you what, i've got half as much as i use to. >> greg: nicely done. nicely done. >> this is crazy, right? as brian said, every person is going to take advantage. i read this ten times. i feel like we're going to start a criminal enterprise. >> absolutely. they are involved. but there are some interesting -- peloton have a really good return policy. if you buy it, they come and pick it up, 90 days you can ride it. i did this as they are leaving with it, your [bleep] twitter.

keep it. but you know, some stuff, in the article, it made sense, things you can't resell, you might as well keep them. whatever, clothes, you don't want to buy -- i bought a pair of yoga pants that clearly someone else's junk was etched in there. i will tell you something, every time i put them on, i felt bad about myself. [laughter] >> greg: that is a sad, sad story. that is what happens when you are divorced. >> i guess so. >> greg: buy used yoga pants off craigslist. most people do that but they do not -- i don't know what i mean. coming up, can a vaccine keep you hearty for your next ♪ and party every day. ♪

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shot stop the danger from having sex with a hoarding stranger? expand testing for monkeypox, get vaccinated against it. including men who have had sex with other men at parties and cities where monkeypox has been found. the united states has identified just 306 cases and has not seen any deaths yet, but just to be safe, kilmeade, no more sleepovers. >> now you tell me. >> greg: well, i am bored with you. so there are only a few hundred cases out of 350 million people. why is this a thing? no one has died, and it's got a vaccine already. meanwhile, my planters port is incurable. >> may be it is not a planters wart, greg. >> greg: shut up, god! still there. once again we go to the world's

foremost expert for comment. [monkey noises] >> doctor, you seem to be recommending people stop having dozens of anonymous man on man hook ups. it is not appropriate to say during pride month? >> right, right, men are out, is that a green light for man on monkey hook ups? >> [monkey noises] >> what if we filled it and sell it? >> [monkey noises] >> yeah, doctor, actually, my mom always wanted me to marry a doctor. if i get vaccinated, would you consider spending a sexual weekend in kabul? >> [monkey noises] >> she can come, too. she is very open-minded.

>> greg: i feel bad for the spokes monkey, no one is taking him seriously. >> terrible. >> greg: how do you feel about this whole thing going on right now? >> i really don't want monkeypox. >> greg: that's a good thing not to want to. >> i don't think it would kill me because people get better in 2-4 weeks. but i selected for 2-4 weeks at home, just me and my pox, that might kill me. >> greg: that might kill you. we already went through a couple of shutdowns. >> i did not do well. >> greg: you were on a show, believe it is called "fox & friends." kind of interesting, "fox & friends." have you ever come down with a case of fox pox? see what i did there? >> of all of the questions expected, that wasn't it.

>> greg: how is "fox & friends" covering this story? >> running from it. we feel as though a country of 350 million people, 300 cases. so unless you are anthony fauci, you still think we should go to school, still go to work, because as kat has indicated, you are going to get body aches, chills, and fatigue. that is called wednesday, right? this is a big deal, walk it off, be american. come on, walk right through it. >> greg: monkeypox wednesday. taco tuesday. >> i've gotten monkeypox or bad sushi, keep going. not everybody gets the monkeypox pox, some get a low-grade fever. >> greg: people are talking about it, jamie, because it has the word monkey in it. you put money in every phrase it becomes more interesting. you talk about comedy, what about comedy monkey? i guess it didn't work.

>> i know what you mean. only one example, and it didn't work. >> greg: maybe i should just give it all up. >> america doesn't need another thing to worry about and we don't need another vaccine, for god's. >> greg: tend not to take >> that doesn't work. and even covid has a residual stuff, i noticed -- i got my first -- still taking it pretty seriously. the driver was enclosed in plastic wrap. some of these uber drivers are realizing they smell like [bleep]. they are protecting us from that. when this lady was talking about the things she said, when you have symptoms, it's too late, it is hard to catch early or something, we are really behind the eight ball on this. which i don't like that phrase,

behind the eight ball, as negative. i feel like that means i am in charge of the cocaine. i'm just kidding, i don't -- >> greg: not anymore, anyway. you know, lara, apparently monkeypox is spread by gay anonymous sex at reeves. what do you think? >> how much time you have? there's 300-something cases, we were just getting back to normal, and now we've got monkeypox? >> greg: we are the only show that has been consistently covering this topic. almost every week, sometimes every day, even if there are 300 cases, because it is just great to talk about. >> you like the word monkey. >> greg: i do. one of my favorite words. that love. monkey love. see? it works. up next, is that the world's fate to be in such a sad state?

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>> a story and five words. ♪ ♪ >> greg: this is a story in five words. stress hits all-time high. brian, gallup poll finds the world is unhappier and more stressed out than ever before appear for you to blame?

>> yes, i am to blame. just noticing what is going on, we have had high inflation, formula is gone so babies can't eat or drink. we also know that we have a wart in ukraine. there is a lot to worry about. i like the other side of the information you told me to study, where it says the positive experiences, seven in ten people on the optimistic side feel well rested and experience and a lot of enjoyment. 70% of people experience enjoyment. you can look at the worried section or the other material which is the positive stuff and look at the bright side of things. it's a choice. >> greg: coming from people that sleep in and don't want your show. lara, what do you think about this? what stresses you out? >> well, not a lot to be honest. there are not a lot of people who want to come after someone with the last name trump. >> greg: they are never in the news. >> never. my take was this we all got in a bad cycle during covid where you

stayed home, you didn't interact with people. we need to interact. we need to go to work. we need to have goals and things we look forward to, and it's almost like, you know, if you get in sweatpants and maybe are sitting on the couch with i don't know, your kids, many oreo cookies, not that i know anyone that does not come and then you're friend calls and says "let's go out," you're not going to go out. we have had two years of sweatpants on the couch, not just as a nation with the world, and were kind of stuck. >> greg: that is so true, you just described jamie's life. can you tell if you are unhappy being divorced? >> sadness is what i call the default. but i feel bad for people. everybody is stressed. we have all been through a lot and i feel like we're kind of coming out of it if the media will let us come out of it and there's things you can do. i just started going to the gym again. i was in the gym doing that stair thing where you just watch the girls.

[laughter] i was a stairmaster. you've got to get out and duly yoga. i embarrassed myself at yoga, they said child's pose, and i just put my hand out for money. that's not it. >> greg: kat, last word to you. >> i don't know if i believe this study. >> greg: really why? >> anyone who would take the time to answer all of these survey questions about their feelings probably is a sadder person than most. >> greg: that's true. a lot of free time. >> look at that model behind you. i am so sad for him. >> greg: i am so curious about stock photography. they come up with a list of things. now you need to look depressed. that is suicidal. that is for the suicidal part, we do that later. part three. then you have to buy the photography. >> you bought the worried guy? >> greg: we spend 10-20

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>> greg: we are out of time, thanks to lara trump, brian kilmeade, jamie lissow, kat timpf, our studio audience. the "fox news @ night" evil shannon bream is next. i am greg gutfeld and i love you, america. ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i am shannon bream in washington. ♪ ♪ breaking tonight, several law enforcement officers from different agencies have been wounded in a shooting incident in flood county, kentucky. police they officers were attempting to survey court issued warrant when they came under fire from a suspect from held authorities at bay in a situat