that is the mind-set of this liberal, liberal, liberal medical group controlling the democratic party. the president echoes. >> geraldo: sorry to interrupt, thank you much and always a pleasure pier that is all the time we have so make sure to catch me, and don't forget, homeland security ranking member john. ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: hello, everyone i'm judge jeanine pirro with jessica tarlov, joey jones, greg gutfeld and it's 5:00 in new york city. welcome to "the five." the biden administration finally admitting the president flat out lied when he accused border patrol agents of whipping migrants pier the head of the border patrol announcing the

results of a month-long investigation into the incident where democrats and the media claimed the agents were striking illegal border crossers. >> after an extensive review, the u.s. attorney issued their decision not to prosecute the case. opr found no evidence for the border patrol agents involved in this incident that struck any person with their rain intentionally or otherwise. >> judge jeanine: the false claims the border agents whipping migrants was quickly debunked but remember, that didn't stop the biden administration from smearing the border patrol on horseback who were just doing their job. >> to see people treated like they did, horses running over people being strapped, it is outrageous. i promise you, those people will pay. >> as we all know, it invokes images of some of the worst moments of our history where

that kind of behavior has been used against the indigenous people of our country and against african americans during times of slavery. >> i saw horrifying images that do not reflect who we are, who we aspire to be, or the integrity and values are truly a role of personal and the department of homeland security. >> the horrific video at the cdp officers on horses using brutal and inappropriate measures against innocent people. >> judge jeanine: the four agents aren't out of the was just yet. they are being referred for punishment for using offensive language and unnecessary force. the agents could be suspended for up to 14 days. unfortunately, border patrol is not the only ones being attacked by the biden administration pier at the white house white house is accusing texas governor greg abbott of causing chaos over his move with illegal immigrants back to where they came from. >> i will say this, the

immigration enforcement is a federal authority, and state should not be mandating it or meddling in it. that is just especially governor, texas governor abbott who has a track record of causing chaos and confusion at the border. but again, this is immigration enforcement and a federal authority. >> judge jeanine: jessica and i will start with you pier the fact is that the president didn't just lie here, but you had the most powerful man in the country, the most powerful woman in the country, vice president and you had maxine waters and the rest of them you got them prejudging a situation, creating a false narrative while these powerful people and they were just wrong. i mean, should they be in these positions making these judgments, given the fact that they didn't even know what the facts were at that time? >> jessica: i will say joe biden should not be president because he got this wrong or kamala harris...

>> judge jeanine: it is real simple. >> jessica: he should backtrack and say he is wrong. they have a 511 page report to refer to. they did find there was failure of multiple levels of the agency, lack of training, dangerous behavior et cetera and they have to deal with. but when you publicly demonize someone or an organization or institution, it does damage the institution, obviously enter those that support them. this is something that even democrats who are representing constituencies along the border were saying, "this is actually how it is supposed to be." i'm not typically someone who rides a horse and i did not know what was supposed to be going o. we should eat crow on this particular one and say, "we are wrong on this and these are the reports so this doesn't happen again." and move on. >> judge jeanine: isn't it their job, joey on the border patrol to make sure things at

the border go smoothly and to not let there be chaos at the border and i'm not even addressing the issue -- >> joey: 40 something years and the government and the men on that horse. that is the heart of this problem. there is the american people, and then the elite class that think they get to govern them. to stand there and accuse them of the egregious thing in the world to be racist and trying to whip people when they are trying to enforce a policy that this administration ideologically stands fundamentally against. think about the entire agency of government whose mandate is to enforce the border and control the border and they have people at the white house who are fundamentally and ideologicallyt notion. so what do they do? they use it as a scapegoat, demonize them and any technicality. they say they will punish them because of offensive language. don't you think racial slur that is exactly what they did?

they probably said, "get the hill back." >> jessica: the report of what they did say. >> joey: richard phelan said we have some standing agreement or policy to let specifically of people haiti in the country. we do at the border checkpoint. and push those people towards the border all day long. that is what they are trying to do and only a horse can go. and you see the men or women on horseback, they go, while matt, those are people that will do anything to protect this countr. they see a man in the white house who can't get the sentence out of his mouth and accuse them of things. that man is not fit to be present there president. >> judge jeanine: not only unfit but if he sees something on a videotape and makes a judgment, what the hell is he doing on the world stage with leaders who are playing him like a fiddle? >> jessica: he's turning on

the very agents whose mission is to protect the american people to secure the border and economic prosperity of the united states of america. that is the mission of border patrol. this is a perfect example of -- they are punishing these guys and took them off the front line. they took the horse patrol unit off of that part of the border making it easier for the cartel and criminal elements to operate. they were doing their job. trying to protect the american people from illegal immigrants. it doesn't matter where they are from, illegal immigrants coming across the border illegally without permission. we don't know who these people are peer they have no paperwork, we don't know who they are and tons of criminals coming across the border. they just simply did their job. for joe biden to get up and say immediately they were guilty and that they would be punished. today you have custom and border protection come out and say, there is no evidence they did anything wrong. they will still be punished is the very definition of a political witch hunt, an abuse

of power and i hope these agents have recourse at some point. for secretary may work as from the beginning to say they weren't whipping anybody. they don't even have reigns, he defended them initially until he got a phone call from the white house to save joe biden's ego and pride because he lied about what happened and continue that narrative for the sake of the people who are pushing it. it is despicable and disgusting and exactly what is wrong with the portal policy in general. >> judge jeanine: you know, greg, when you think about it the idea of going after border patrol, who they put at the border on horses, who they say protect the american people, and then they want to punish them when we have got how many pounds of fentanyl coming into the country on any given day killing americans? and they are worried about this situation? and they are not even checking for the fentanyl? >> greg: if you want a definition of a truly dystopian universe, it is when the authority tells you that you've done nothing wrong, but you are

still getting punished. i mean, it is the old-line, show me the person and i will show you the crime. that is exactly what this is. this would make proud and right up there with two plus two equals five were orwell 1984. we found nothing wrong but you will be sentenced to five years of hard labor. that is the thing that i think should discussed everybody in terms of offensive language. the real offensive language was comparing border patrol to slave owners and calling -- the useless language that is dramatic language. it is horrific, brittle, they will pay! it is like that rash, hyper dramatic tweet that gets all of the attention and when it turns out you are dead wrong, the correction is a little mouse squeak. and nobody, "the new york times" putting up on page b, 35 so no one finds it.

this is important for a lot of reasons. the democrats and the media to not care about an issue until an american villain to amplify. there was a lot of bad stuff going on at the border. you bring up fentanyl. there was a lot of chaos, suffering, coyotes, rape that there is no story and that an american darth vader. you know how desperate we were on the show to get people to cover the border? and then come all of a sudden the spigot that was turned on not turned on in full force and then around the clock and it was incredible. it was another colluding enterprise of media and democratic party to create a hoax. this is why people have lost trust in the media. they have lost trust in the government. they have seen the drinking bleach hoax the russian collusion hoax. they see the democrats in the media in bed together and they can't trust them. then, they amplify the story and they bury others.

so we talked about the hunter biden stuff being buried, but 50 plus migrants died in a truck driven by a meth head. that story got what, a half an hour? think about that. biden cared more about vilifying a single individual than 55 or 56 people that died in that truck. >> judge jeanine: and several thereafter. straight ahead, the desperate joe biden trying to pay for and smear republicans after being called out by members of his own party. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> it's been a brutal week for president biden with taking income from his own party who are accusing him of being too weak to take on republicans. biden responding to the criticism piling into the supreme court and g.o.p. lawmakers before signing an executive order. >> we cannot allow an out-of-control supreme court working in conjunction with extremist elements and the republican party to take away freedoms and our personal autonomy. the choice we face as a nation between the mainstream and the extreme, between moving forward and moving backwards here and let's be clear about something to the very start. this was not a decision driven by the constitution. let me say it again this is not a decision driven by the constitution. despite the justices and the majority said, this is not a

decision driven by history. for god's sakes, there is an election, vote, vote, vote, vote! >> joey: biden appears desperate for 88% of americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. but that didn't stop the president from boasting about historic progress he is making. >> we already had more jobs is first year imprisonment than any president in the history. it was to have more jobs than any in four years. now look, i know times are tough and prices are high, families are facing the cost-of-living crunch. but the news confirms the fact that economic plan is moving this country in a better direction. >> joey: okay, sure. judge, was this decision about the constitution or was it not? >> judge jeanine: what is he talking about this decision wasn't driven by the constitution? first of all, the supreme court

in the dos case said the constitution is not, does not protect abortion. they didn't say it was constitutional. they didn't say it was unconstitutional. they were agnostic. they said "it goes to the state." it was nothing in the constitution implicitly protecting, all right? what joe biden did today was issue an executive order, which doesn't change a darn thing. he did it because he was late when they leaked that supreme court decision, the dobbs decision, he had five weeks or six weeks, whatever its going to do when they came out with the official decision. he did nothing. the left went crazy. so, he decided he will come out today and issue an executive order on protecting access to reproductive health care services. this thing basically says nothing. he basically says, "i will have directive of services tell me what's going on with the state."

right, you couldn't get an abortion law passed in congress. you tried to do that. you couldn't get it done and you talk about democracy. now, let the states decide whether or not they want to have abortion. in abortion law or decide they don't want to have an abortion . it was very clear, the supreme court, it was very clear that this isn't going to affect contraceptives. it will not affect privacy as it relates to griswold, et cetera, et cetera. so you know, everybody needs to calm down. all they did was take it out of the constitutional protection. >> joey: jessica, the mississippi law from the governor was on fox explaining it. that is 100% towards medical practices. it is not punitive towards people. if you practice medicine and perform abortion in save mississippi, you will lose your medical license. so, is it honest for democrats to go around saying basically, you are scaring people and

tracking your cell phones and looking at your history? is there it any evidence that that is the plan for the states? >> jessica: there was law which is saying a lot in texas, which was actually encouraging people to become vigilantes. down to cooper drivers driving n to abortion clinics where health care services that don't provide abortions when you can't know what's going on inside that door appeared today, supreme court decision taking it back to the states is untrue because they know as well has the rest of us that over 25 states, 26 states actually have laws on the books or will be passing trigger laws. that means women's rights to reproductive health care will be severely restricted everything from six week heart beat fails, up to -- and then the attack on pregnancy and greg and i were talking about this in the green room. yes, they didn't talk about treatment because it was not an

issue before. if you look at what is going on in a state like -- it is! rapping straws. one person who is denied medical care for a pregnancy is making the entire point of this move. it is going to happen. if you have to call somebody and if you are a doctor and have to get permission to treat someone for something that happened, quite rarely actually -- sorry, quite frequently when you look at the statistics for it, that is a major spin of this ruling leaving this up to the state. >> judge jeanine: you said it is fun truth that it is agnostic. it is true. the court said it is not protected by the constitution. explicitly or implicitly. they did not say it is constitutional. they did not say it is unconstitutional. they said is up to the people, period, end of the story. >> joey: if this result of

roe v. wade and we will not get to that but they could change his decision and i don't know why they are going after him. the series of decision to put things back to the state legislatures or congress and say, "do your job." that is the option, flip houses in the state but truly unpopular as they say it is not egregiously as a state it is, cry foul. >> jessica: first of all it is hard to listen to joe biden talk about bodily autonomy and use oa to force every worker in america to get a vaccine that they didn't want. so no credibility when it comes to that. but also a political issue for them here they are hoping to get their base up midterms because midterms are base elections. he continues to be the most unpopular president since polling and has nowhere to go in terms of changing policies. the only way to get out of it come apparently, to yell at the camera and accuse supreme court being too close to republicans. little do people know there are

progressives, progressive law professors at yale university for example that do not believe roe v. wade is protected under the constitution and should return to the states to make their own abortion laws. the fight between the pro-chore's side, pro-abortion side, pro-life side can happen at the local level. so use this to their benefit because it's the only thing they have and we will see how it plays out in november. i think voters will have a hard time listening to joe biden and say vote for more democrats. >> greg: i think what president biden did there was attack the institution. he is taking on an insurrection in telling you the supreme court is out of line and doing something very wrong and very

immoral and very un-american. he is basically telling you, it is fair game. in a judges injured or anything, it is on him because he is basically telling people to go there and attack -- >> jessica: weight -- >> joey: okay, we have to go. >> greg: wait i'm not done yet. it seems like the white house only responds to the loud and screechy us on twitter appear there show, we talk about inflation and we talk about crime and we talk about the border, but what upsets -- those are things that viewers care about. these are things people talk about around the kitchen table. roe v. wade, this thing sets like debra messing and beth meddler so the white house better do something about that. this is the problem they say cannot respond to the american people. they can only respond to the loudest voices on twitter. now i'm done. >> joey: at the next liberal city prosecutors a defense of crime here this is crazy.

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♪ ♪ ♪ >> jessica: liberal leaders being accused of self crime. the store worker jose alba back home after they all lowered but still facing a murder charge. the altercation with him stabbing a man behind the counter and shoved into a wall. crime is up overall in the city and the nypd commissioner think repeated offenders could be to blame. >> we see a number of people rearrested for the same offense is over and over again. grand larceny leads to many incidents occur theft. we have shoplifting, multiple shoplifting that will turn into a robbery. and we are seeing the same thing over and over again. >> jessica: the spot late on jose alba's case putting

pressure on liberals to act. mayor adam leming ideology for the crisis. >> there are two battle these gnomic battles happening in the country right now, you have the far right that states give everyone a gun no matter what appeared to have the far left wy everyone that uses a gun shouldt be held accountable. these two groups are not the majority of americans. and they have actually held our country and city hostage. these two groups don't realize they are coconspirators to the public safety crisis we are facing in the city and country. >> jessica: so we'll go to you first in terms of the case, jose alba case and the worker, winning the self-defense case? >> judge jeanine: excellent. in fact the grand jury, they might say there was a probable cause for indictment in this case. look, what you have got is gang banging career criminal several

state prison who comes in and his girlfriend tries to use a debit card that doesn't work. he jumps over the counter, knocks the owner over. the owner doesn't have a record. and then pushes him. then, he picks him up and pushes him again. when he pulled him and takes him out of there, that is when the guy the vote to get grabs a knife to defend himself. he doesn't know where he's going at that point. the unfortunate part of all of this, look, you have a guy confronted with a gun here. the bodega owner several months earlier. so he knows people humming seriously. i have to say one more thing before we move on and i will be quick. the more i hear this guy, jose alba the less i like this guy. what is this? we have coconspirators. if anybody is a coconspirator, you are! the reason for the mayor is a coconspirator is bulimia on the left, blaming it on the right,

"as is your fault, your city, you are a call. you knew when you ran you promised you would take care of gun crime and murder." you haven't done a thing. you will go after those running for office, and repeal it and you won't do it with andrea stewart's cousins in albany. you want to go to every homicide in the city and hold a sign up and say because of cashless bail, this murder happened. and i won't go on! be to joey questioning >> joey: number one, the gruesome nests of being stabbede prevented with a gun. a much more humane to defend yourself. that is number one, number two if the gun laws so ridiculous a shop owner and can't have it, shop owner to defend himself finishing the gun to turn around and go the other way. so a deterrent in a lot of ways peer the fact is you will see more of this because people are

not going to put up with lawlessness. they are not going to put up with having their own lives threaten for simply running a business. they will not put up with a group, a class of americans who think they can impose their will on what they perceived to be the week because no consequence. how many people needlessly need to die at knifepoint before the d.a.'s prosecuting people and putting them in jail for smaller crimes. who will say that man's life? whoever let him out of jail. he wouldn't have been on the streets to perform the next act of violence because obviously slapping someone on the hand and saying, you know what you've had rough breaks in life. you shouldn't be in this position we will let you back out. that doesn't prevent crime. but it will get you killed if you open a shop with a bodega pier that will get you killed. >> jessica: greg, we have been talking about the kind of moment about yes, these are people returning to the streets peer that is what the commissioner was acknowledging there.

i would love your thoughts on that and also the point it was actually the public that got this guy out on bail because there were such public outcry that they lowered the baled to a reasonable amount to get himself out there. you see more roles for people like us to make sure that justice is served. served. >> greg: as much as i despise jesse watters... [laughter] he makes me sick to my stomach! the fact he gets to take fridays off because his back hurts. what is he doing? he is sitting while we are here yelling and screaming, he is off having a margarita. yesterday, he is the one that said and i have to give him credit, we have to stay on this and get this guy out. and i think a lot of people watch -- we are the number one show in history! i believe, both television. joey, fact-checked that but i believe we are the number one show in history. and he said that. we have to keep on this, keep on this and lo and behold,

"the new york post." think about this. this is the thing in an alternative universe that will infuriate you. what if there was no tape? >> judge jeanine: exactly! >> greg: they would have taken the stabbed suspect. he would be a martyr. there would be a mural, there would be a march peer there would be riots in the bodega worker would be pretrade as a monster. >> judge jeanine: as a racist... >> greg: thankfully, this is why i am not -- i am pro-surveillance, body cam, put it everywhere. if you didn't see this, you know exactly the type of narrative. you know what, biden would have spoke out against the bodega guy. if you would have said that is the bodega guy that has to pay. look what he did to the innocent! he is getting his life back together. eddie get stabbed by a monster! >> jessica: katie? >> the idea there was bail at

all for jose alba and the criminals they let out with no bail and the fact he is being charged at all in a situation when there is video is absolutely ridiculous and will make his life much harder in the future. most people, especially people working in crime-ridden areas like new york city would rather be judged by 12 than carried by six. it is a lot easier to do that to live in an area allowed to defend yourself with a firearm and to mayor adams to come out in support of this bodega worker, good thing. but he's done nothing to offer any kind of deterrent to these criminals who aren't afraid of the system. they are not afraid of the cops. they are not afraid of the prosecutors, obviously, running back through the system as a police officer was saying. the only thing they are afraid of is self-defense. the mayor of new york city is preventing people from being allowed to defend their own lives from people who walk in and know there will be no consequences for them because the mayor and everybody else are

on the side out of the bodega workers trying to make an honest living, but the criminals in the city running the show. >> greg: they do charge for potato chips though, let's be clear. >> jessica: or stay right there breaking news about elon musk twitter deal. >> greg: $6 for like... ♪ ♪ hi, i'm denise. i've lost over 22 pounds with golo in six months and i've kept it off for over a year. i was skeptical about golo in the beginning because i've tried so many different types of diet products before. i've tried detox, i've tried teas,

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♪ ♪ >> jessica: fox news alert elon musk officially terminated $44 million deal to buy twitter. elonva said twitter has misrepresented hispanic accounts and the twitter did not provide relative business information he requested. so, judge jeanine, you thought this was a big troll from the beginning? >> jessica: i hope you guys agree as well. overall, it seems like no one wants twitter and elon musk, you know wanted to get into the conversation about this. at one point, he wanted it but then he saw what happened at

tesla on the other side, this is actually a lot more valuable than the public square as it were. this belief into diligent and not getting the information you wanted when you waive diligence in the first place wrinkled and i think he's had several weeks, months of bad press. it will just go away from all of this and go back to building rockets and cool cars. >> katie: greg, people at twitter headquarters happy or sad? >> greg: the reason he is the richest person on earth he finds more than one way to win. do you know what i mean? if he buys twitter he wins but if he doesn't bite, he still won. he did a number of things, he exposed to just fallacies about twitter being fair, twitter being free. he is an engineer. he went in and kicked the tires, looked under the hood and everybody else take a look at it at the same time. so basically, he was a bull in a

china shop. but he was an engineer and a china shop. he showed what is in there broken. so you know what, i'm kind of sad because it would have been fun. at the same time, i learned a lot, you know. i hope we can still be friends. >> katie: judge, the market is closed right now. but do you think this will tank twitter's stock on monday? >> judge jeanine: i really do. i'm disappointed, like greg, i really am sure to like the idea of someone coming in and talking about free speech and telling people, you will not have a crying room anymore. someone who was for the first amendment. but, you know, we knew a month ago and more than a month ago, there was an issue with the spam in all of this stuff. it was a greater than 5%? and does it appear that twitter to identify or give the information needed? and so, you know, as greg said the analogy looked under the hood.

i don't know if they allowed them to really look under the hood. the question is, is he being a sanction now? does he lose money and is there penalty money in there and automatically if he doesn't go forward? why are you showing me that? >> greg: it is a question for fan mail. [laughter] >> katie: it's not worth anything is the question. >> joey: don't put a billionaire or politician, they don't save the big day. the thing that is fishy about this, -- even the rhetoric, did he think he had inside information and thought he calculated but now that's not going to work? all speculation. >> greg: exactly. she is throwing stuff at me. >> katie: don't go anywhere, #fanmailfriday. ♪ ♪

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>> joey: steve miller band. >> greg: if you came with a warning tag, what would it say? all right, judge. >> judge jeanine: her bark is worse than her bite. [laughter] >> greg: i would say your bite is worse. [laughter] >> joey: but we won't get into that. >> judge jeanine: no, we are not. >> greg: [laughter] >> jessica: may make your ears bleed. i hear a lot about how bad my voice is. i'm a millennial. >> joey: i find it fine and i don't see it as a problem. >> judge jeanine: but you asked the question and she gave you an answer. >> greg: i'm trying to make her feel better, joey? >> joey: top-heavy. [laughter] >> greg: top-heavy. some contents might have moved. [laughter]

>> katie: mind would be look sweet but is spicy. >> judge jeanine: how about you? >> greg: i appear smaller and mirrors. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: let it go, let it go! >> joey: what is that in the little mirror? >> greg: this is fun, from big wayne, call me big wayne. do you remember your first day at fox, katie? >> katie: i do come i was on red eye with greg gutfeld. >> jessica: town hall. >> greg: that is right. what about you question marks before i was living in d.c. and talk about carpenter getting the medal of honor. and president obama had to give a speech saying remember the jv teams and had to go to war with them? let's talk about this spirit what the hell, i will never do this again. [laughter] >> greg: jessica? >> jessica: i was if i am remembering correctly on "america's newsroom" we were talking about workplace violence

terrorism in 2015. and it was great. i mean it was terrible like... >> greg: the human side of the first day, what did you wear? >> jessica: please, i don't want serious hair and makeup. after a year, oh, my god, i need a ton of hair. >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: i don't remember but i'm pretty sure i was the d.a. and i came in to talk about crime or something. i wasn't working here. i came with my guys. >> greg: all i remember i was completely ignorant of everything. like, i didn't know how anything worked, teleprompters and all that stuff. >> joey: that is still today. >> greg: yeah, i know but you just show up and have to do it. it is like -- my first day two weeks later, i was hosting "redeye." >> jessica: people were nice and would genuinely wanted to help you. >> greg: the next question was what always felt like a luxury when you were little?

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>> judge jeanine: it's time now for one more thing and i go first. so, next monday is very important day. next monday is the birthday of "the five." it turns 11 years old and so is the biggest day of the year for us. so that's right. and that's right. that's right. i'm not done yet. what i want and what we want is we want you to post a video, okay, i'm having a rough time. i was throwing papers at greg

and i ripped up my notes. so post a video, not just a comment, because we want to see you and your beautiful faces with the #"the five" turns 11. #"the five" turns 11. and tell us what you love about the show like you may love me. i don't know. your video might be featured on "the five" on our 11th birthday which is when, greg? >> greg: it's monday. okay. so you go next. >> greg: yea, we finally get to drink 11:00 that's when i started tonight, kayleigh mcenany, michael loftus kat timpf we are kicking serious rear end so watch. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ i'm not a big fan of raccoons. check out this sucker. they know how to get food.

to understand just like the bird feeder and everything. that's is a pretty smart raccoon, do you know what i'm saying? >> judge jeanine: yeah. >> greg: make a nice smart hat, too, wouldn't it? >> judge jeanine: davy crockett. jessica, you are next. >> jessica: great a retired fdny firefighter got to help save a live after a bone marrow donation. he was diagnosed with luke, he was surprised to find out even dawkins, a man living in rugby, england would be a perfect match for a donation. he got to thank his donor for giving him second chance at life in emotional ceremony in brooklyn. >> greg: have you been to rugby, england? >> i have been. gut it's weird, isn't it. >> judge jeanine: we don't have that much time. >> greg: shut up! >> judge jeanine: i want everyone to get their time, katie, hit it. >> katie: if you want to get married this is not how you want to get things started.

wedding party heading to reception when suddenly their limousine caught on fire on the freeway. left the ceremony in the engine in their hummer limo fancy started overheating. everyone made it out safely. thank god no injuries. they celebrated on the side of the road until they could get to their next destination so they had a food time regardless of the circumstance. it's my birthday on sunday. >> judge jeanine: happy birthday. >> katie: have a good time this weekend. >> judge jeanine: what are you doing? >> katie: i'm going to a birthday party for myself and morgan ortagus my birthday quinn. >> joey: last weekend racers from around the globe gathered to compete for the lawn mowing racing championships. these aren't regular lawn mowers, these are blaze blades removed lawn mowers. pretty cool to see. most importantly let's move on. i bought a lawn mower yesterday. that's my son on my old lawn mower as the video gets forward we might get to it i bought a

brand new lawn mower with tiger stripes on it and bought a lawn mower that cost more than the first three vehicles. look at that thing. that is huge. mow grass at 30 miles per hour. >> judge jeanine: all right. a lot of grass. that's it for us. have a great weekend. we will see you back here on monday. send your hashtag to "the five" turns 11. >> mike: good evening, welcome to washington i'm mike emanuel in for bret baier, breaking tonight elon musk terminating $44 billion twitter buyout deal accusing the company of not complying with contractual obligations. we will have a full report on that in moments. first, to our top story. the june jobs report beat expectations showing the u.s. added 372,000 jobs last month. the unemployment rate remained unchanged at 3.6%. the new report also shows rising costs. wiping out average hourly earnings all while busin