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[laughter] that's good. >> by practicing capitalism -- i will take it. go to lauraingraham.com. greg gutfeld is next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> happy wednesday. i'm sure -- likewise. must be hard to concentrate on the valuable insights each night, distracted by the
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handsomeness of the messenger. [laughter] it must be like trying to read a book and a nude beach in sweden. sometimes i wish i was only so people would take me seriously. if they did -- what other people have over me. [snoring [laughter] the news industry is like san francisco after -- in deep doo-doo. according to this news site, not the greatest -- crater who stole my amex. news content is plummeting like -- skydiving with a malfunctioning rip cord. they blamed it on the public -- public shannon bream's little goody two-shoes for her team, i don't believe that for a second. gone 19% -- msnbc and fox news.
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told them it would have that effect, but they didn't listen. [laughter] it sucks until you read further. "they skew towards -- and msnbc, which are down. fox ratings are up 12%." [cheers and applause] what the hell? why did you group them together and say they always -- on average when only two coded? that would be something he does with -- in the french army! claimed that cable news and saw a drop to pre-pandemic levels with net worth down 50% in prime time until they said msnbc and cnn on down respectively.
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don't lump us in with andrea mitchell, unless i also get to sleep with alexandria. [laughter] i am an animal. it's no surprise to see cnn and msnbc go down. here is cnn. >> you don't want to social distance, you don't want to wear a mask, maybe you don't want to go to a hospital. >> maybe it's because of your presence on the campus news. >> you are a zoom call with your colleagues, everyone took a break. at which time, you were caught -- on camera.
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>> classic. that's cnn, but here is fox. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] here is msnbc. >> when a not so bright billionaire -- just handed it to the far right. >> you got to stop complaining. there's so many people who literally see these inflation rates -- they only have two meals instead of three -- essentially enslaved to a document that was written more than 230 years ago a group of men. >> no, that's msnbc. [laughter] ♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause] it's pretty obvious why they are in trouble. it is the exhaustion over bad news or fake news? if it were bad news, it would hit us all equally. it's about how it flows from one direction. that can only be why people are sick of them but not of us. it's like saying people are not eating as much pizza because they are sick of it, but frozen pizza -- not papa john's or domino's. better get free pizza out of that. so they are not sick of pizza, they are sick of bad pizza, so what exactly is this? ♪ ♪ [laughter] >> you have been hosed. the kodiak smack almost threw
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up. [laughter] it's time -- that make us hate the news. not all of them, because this show is only an hour long -- minus close-ups of sebastian. [laughter] of course, there's russian collusion. the russians -- on american soil. trump overfed koi fish in japan. trump -- protesters with tear gas. border patrol agents -- illegal. slacked off with this info. i need a break. where was i? he is a hoax, she nor six was worse than 9/11 -- total b.s., because i have been trying for years. [laughter]
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i don't have the hits? inflation is all putin's fault, and bradley cooper is dating -- and i am dating anthony weiner. [laughter] it's not that we are sick of -- it's that we are being lied to by stupid people. today, most news households -- most new without -- also claims that the interest in the president went down a lot hunter biden. he also says that he generated seven times more google searches than obama, and maybe that's because presidents are more interesting in -- >> i said that for shannon. [laughter] could it be that trump was more interesting?
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perhaps. this story was later revealed as fake, and create a lot of intrigue. the stories were never good. the fake story about trump -- getting -- on by a hooker. they refused to paint them in that light. they will just settle for bad numbers. so the public lost -- it was the media that deliberately lost interest in doing something honest. instead -- "the adults are back in charge," joe is definitely not corrupt, not senile. could do 201 armed push-ups. get this: his wife is a doctor. [laughter] a medical doctor.
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so they are -- they claim we are tired of bad news. they talk about the industry for what it is. it is a conveyor belt of misinformation. handling styrofoam, soaked -- kit. getting hungry. they are paid liars like the rest of the harlem globetrotters. [laughter] it's amazing how we went from walter cronkite to cliff clave in. maybe it's always been him and we never knew, but we don't hoax you. if you can't do that for that much. at "gutfeld!," "trust" is our safe word. [laughter] although i do have a habit of ignoring news. [laughter] [cheers and applause] please welcome tonight's guest!
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shannon bream! i would like to keep him overnight for observation. most of "dr. drew after dark," it's dr. drew. states on the old-fashioned way: diet and tuberculosis. kat timpf smack he wants took his shirt off of his back to cover the field during a rain delay. esbs in the house. >> it's the number one again outside of that. >> you should just respond with "now, you are going to find
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out." and then you gap out. >> get them in the eye with a pencil. [laughter] >> first of all, i'm surprised they included the good fox numbers in there. your show is not suffering, and the show after your show is also not suffering. [applause] i feel like the people who watch the other outlets, they are -- he is having such a rough time. the poll numbers are terrible, starting from afghanistan, and the disastrous loss of 13 additional lives there from our brave men and women. it's not like when they had president trump as a punching bag. the coach erb was a lot of fun. even when they were trashing him, it was a lot of fun. we talked about this, dr. drew, at length sometimes on tv and
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sometimes privately in my basement. >> trust. safe word. [laughter] >> you would argue that watching the news is not healthy. >> you would feel yourself changing if you watch something on the social media. >> this is just a hypothesis. it's obvious to everyone. you will immediately feel better. i am so exhausted. not on your show. i have a good time, but i wonder if it is -- was on how long now? they still have this arrangement where it is just going, and the vitriol is also so much. >> they have that long arrangement. it won't go away. kat. >> sure.
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[laughter] >> have you given up? >> this is me trying. [laughter] >> cnn is trying to change. >> we have heard that. i don't know if there's changes, because i don't want to. it's not really news. we just do news. obviously, changed. so much of what is called news now is just a guy telling you what he thinks about stuff, and what you should think about stuff. there is already an over situation of this, so i don't think we need that on tv. i just like to watch something. >> that's good. >> forensic files. after mark >> teen mom, "young and pregnant," -- [laughter] "evicted and pregnant."
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it's really sad. don't look it up on facebook. >> the worst part about the news, i think i think -- everybody is kind of doing the same thing. they rip off each other. >> pregnant and so am i. that's what i forgot. [laughter] >> near the end -- there might be another one. [laughter] >> doing the same thing, and i have to defend here. don't get to bring in a news man. chris wallace is getting a show. [laughter] it's called "raising arizona." it's going to be great. [laughter] but hey, bring in the news guy. it got that for 'em. they just don't tell the news. i think it's okay to not have a lot of ratings if you are just getting the news.
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if you are being straight and telling the news and people are coming in, that means they are living their lives and will be paranoid. when your entire show is based off of crying wolf or crying which they are the clicking "he's going to announce that next weekend --" so they are linking it trying to get you to tune and so he would announce live what he announced now. so much. they just don't -- believed "don't change also so much." everyone is excited, then we can wait for trump to come back. >> nobody has ever been excited by chris wallace, not even chris wallace. [laughter] >> they love it, coming in here, walking down the hall. the new variant is here! it's more infectious. >> we are doing that in the next segment. the worst variants, and here i
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thought that was me. [laughter] different kind of trust. >> safe word. >> shannon, you minx. uses that word. probably for a reason. don't go to hr appear [laughter] [laughter] the return dr. forecast filled minions are bitin' today. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ minions: the rise of gru, only in theaters. one prilosec otc in the morning blocks excess acid production for a full 24 hours. unlike pepcid, which stops working after 9. 24 hour protection. prilosec otc one pill, 24 hours, zero heartburn.
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the medical community crackdown. does dr. fauci think it's clever to make us wear masks forever? this new variant accounts for 65% of positive covid cases.
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guess who's back? america's favorite doctor, dr. drew. >> not talking about mandating anything. we are seeing people when they are in indoor settings, just asking them to wear a mask. >> here we go again. it's like that movie about groundhog day, whatever it's called. [laughter] >> meanwhile, next week, the world health organization will convene to decide if this is a global health threat, or -- in this industry. so far, there are 92 confirmed cases, half of which can be traced back to one person. from san francisco san francisco to new york city, this vaccine is in short supply. thousands lineup to get the jab,
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interrupting their daily routine of having sex. like me, there's just not enough of the good stuff to go around. we can go to the world's foremost expert for the latest. the go dr. monkey, will you be -- [monkey noises] >> does that mean that you won't stand for any monkey business? doctor, can you get monkeypox from bars? what about monkey bars?
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[laughter] doctor, should i wear a condom if i go to the zoo? [cheers and applause] >> i was kidding, you are america's daughter, fox news. >> did you like that? >> it was great. >> thank you. one, is monkeypox a legitimate threat? two is this variant -- there are hospitalizations that have gone up. >> these days, i have to define the term "doctor." on plane, i stand up. you have a big decision now. >> like dr. jill.
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>> this is serious, and the infectious community should focus on it. and if these other wild illnesses we have, infectious disease doctors are worried about. somebody thought it was a clever story. [laughter] >> i'm the only person doing the story? >> it's online everywhere all the time >> i see the rundown. nothing else to say. >> we've got to have a reason to do that. >> that is actually cap. [laughter] >> yes, it's a very serious variant. alpha and delta -- 3 to 5. highly contagious.
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>> not anything for this degree of contagiousness. protect yourself, it won't protect other people, but can't -- for things like that. i've seen dozens of cases now, most of them pretty mild. >> this is the problem! if you don't dictate the severity of this, it could go on forever. >> there's rift valley fever. [laughter] what is that for? there's crimean congo fever, all kinds of stuff. >> that is what caitlin has. [applause] there is no contest. >> so you just see -- [laughter] i am happy for you.
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[laughter] i'm happy for you! >> no you are not. >> good to see you smile. >> we don't trust them. they will never give us even close to a straight answer. >> they aren't telling us where we can get these things and how to avoid them. >> 9500 cases, and it is serious for them. they should be vaccinated. >> to be clear -- it could be on the show but not any other news show. >> if you are not a man engaging with other men -- very localized. so just what you said right there, they will not pay, not even a little bit. even our monkey doctor is reluctant to say that. >> that's good. >> i know it was hard for you to
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come up with something to say kat. you are scratching right now. [laughter] >> that would be a weird way for you to find out that i'm a man that has sex with men. [laughter] >> a woman of primal -- [laughter] nothing there in the bible. >> there is no monkey box in the bible. with these illnesses are happening -- but remember, all of those are coming in the end of the world. >> up next, starbucks gets a clue after bones abused the lou. l bank differently with chase. leon's saving up for his first set of wheels. nice try. really? [sfx: bike bell] this leon's paying for his paint job on the spot. and this leon, as a chase private client, he's in the south of france, taking out cash with no atm fees.
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>> there goes your venti because crime is aplenty. for coffee stops and convenience stores, crime has businesses closing their doors, even has the virtue signaling starbucks
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loading up their trucks. famously implemented a policy that allowed anyone to use their restrooms -- foreseeable for anyone who doesn't stir their latte with a dirty needle. starbucks was closing 16 stores across the country, six locations in l.a., philly, and d.c. and, to be less violent when they have not had their copy. companies said that employees felt uneasy due to a spike in crime and drug use. that's the same thing an employee said, ""fox & friends" good." starbucks is apparently going to alert employees when someone is in the back dolomite bathroom. they could just leave my door open. [laughter] 7-eleven west fiesta in los angeles area are being
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encouraged to close their doors -- take cover for safety. no more coffee, no more late night energy drinks. in these failing, progressive cities, you will need that caffeine boost love that. [laughter] >> i feel bad for starbucks, but then they made this mess today. did you predict was going to happen. >> i'm concerned about two things. there's people without dollars looking for a place to hang out. contrary to popular belief, i do not shoot up drugs. if i were going to, i would assume that it would be more pleasant in the climate control environments. why wouldn't you go to starbucks? they are closing down stores because they don't want to
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admit -- >> they could have just changed the policy. >> often come of the stores are full with people who aren't buying anything, so you can take things from people who don't want to go -- with their laptop. they are actively taking business away from themselves. >> tyrus, here is a weird question. [laughter] >> no, we are all talking about the dangers of living in these cities. is there any place in the world where you don't feel safe? >> that's the most normal thing you've ever asked me. >> it must be an amazing feeling to walk just about anywhere, except... -- >> the country? [laughter] what?
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you are laughing at it. i like going to country clubs, because i like how everyone blinks. i never worried about where i was going, i worried about who i was going with. it's why i don't go anywhere with you. >> how can i get loud? we've got a problem, tyrus? you go i noticed that. people suddenly have more problems. and i would just get up and leave. i don't feel bad for the corporations. i think it's good. starbucks, the whole thing was unemployed people acting employed in the lobby when everyone was working on their book on the laptop. same cup of coffee, tonight,
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free bathrooms, free wi-fi. the thing about the mom-and-pop shops, they do not have corporations to bail them out. they will pull out, and all those people will be out of work. you can't just say "we are taking our ball and going home." law enforcement, doing things, hiring security, standing up for it publicly. take their ball and go home and leave us to deal with it. i don't care about starbucks. [applause] >> tyrus brings up the noncorporate enterprises. this is what you hear from restaurants saying you can't use the bathroom. there is a reason for that. if you talk to anyone of a
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restaurant, -- the moment somebody gets in your bathroom -- either in there for an hour doing drugs, and then here is -- >> they are going to announce that they are closing stores. they cannot come out and say that this policy backfired on them. is it terrible that when they announced it, the first thing i did was looked at whether -- would be affected in the first place? >> towards the d.c. insider. [laughter] >> it is apparently my starbucks that's closing. >> they are closing hours, one of the regular ones. >> evil, perhaps? >> people want to know. >> what were you doing in there?
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[applause] [laughter] >> so, doctor, is there any way that we can compassionately deal with the mentally ill without destroying our society from the inside out? >> we can help them, it's no problem. california has gone again. people think it is money. it's not. billions of dollars available, it's available in infrastructure. we can't touch them. on the west coast, it is the sidewalks. you can't get into these places. i saw a video the other day that a physician put up in 2020 when he went out on the beach, locks the beaches down versus a homeless person.
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>> she think it's violent and rude -- pregnant people -- it's the professor from berkeley who testified like a great big jerk-ley. [laughter] she said that women are the only group that can get pregnant, a controversial opinion that four years ago would have been echoed by hearing "no." kiara richards during an abortion-related hearing on tuesday. >> you for the people can test that pregnancy. >> many women. many women have the capacity for
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pregnancy, many do not. there are transgender men who are capable of pregnancy, and nonbinary people who are capable of pregnancy. >> if this meant that abortion was not a woman's issue, and -- reasonably and respectfully. >> i saw recognize that your line of questioning his transcript phobic and opens up trans people to violence. >> the only tough question leading to trends violence -- caitlyn jenner. it was a bit star -- a bazaar exchange, but what do i know? i'm just a girl. at least tonight. if you are lucky. [laughter]
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does this to anybody any favors? it's such a surreal language. if you don't accept it, you are inciting violence. >> i watch a lot of pregnancy related reality entertainment. i've never seen anybody identify as a man who was on these shows. >> it has certainly been something that is extremely rare. love this new terminology is super new, even this professor wrote a paper in 2020 about pregnancy, race, and opioid spirit she is the word women are a woman hundred times and the were the trans woman 300 times. i think it's also true that --
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obviously looking for attention. takes one to know one. i say that as someone who should probably be concerned with being mistaken for a pregnant man. [laughter] just get an ultrasound if i never pregnant. >> shannon, what did you think of the exchange? >> it went from 0 to 100 really quickly. as a lead on for millennia -- and now, triggering suicides and violence. i feel like we can't have a conversation because they are walking right past each other. you aren't going to convince anyone or change anybody's mind. if democrats on the left wants to go this route to say "this is who we align with," then they are taking their chances. they may not be g.o.p.
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conservative colleagues, but a number of people in the democratic party say that is a question mark. i didn't say that because of her name. that's just a bridge. >> very good. >> and at the same time, we were forced to comply with something we don't understand. everybody seems confused, biological male/female versus gender identification. the change, the professor could have said "let me explain my term." she did not. she used the confusion. >> biological gender has not changed. he can be either one of those and identify as anything you want to in terms of your gender.
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>> we will do this after the show. [laughter] >> tyrus? >> i'm not a doctor, but i am a man. we confuse facts with feeling. women have babies, men make babies force against their will. after mike now having said that, in america, the beautiful thing about this country and however you feel, you can be, and you will be supported. you are trying to make feelings signs, and you can't. i could wake up tomorrow -- there will be people who will support it. >> you would need an extra
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class. [laughter] >> the point is you can feel whatever way you want, but you have to understand that not everyone will feel the way you feel. because they want to stick to the facts and science, you won't get that -- if you see what i say, you are going to get people killed. no one has ever been like "when people ask questions, that's a good thing." if people did not start asking each other questions in the ' 50s and '60s, we wouldn't be here now. "my feelings mean more than your facts." it's just wrong. >> they created a new vernacular. words that i've created. >> how are you feeling? >> up next, will i feel better? send an old pal a text. “i s”.
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to be story and forwards. we chat with friends. people underestimate how much their own friends will appreciate hearing from them. you reach out or france fronts? >> i do, and i think about when
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i was going from the business going from being a lawyer to being on the news. i got fired from my first up by a guy who told me never make it and i was a once per the need ever seen on tv, terrible. i talked to the friends and those are still my best friend. people who have been with you throughout all the ups and downs, to go to reach at. >> i get rid of all the ones who have been with me on the ups. i don't need a ups. what about you? you've been through some stuff. >> if they are an old friend, their own for a reason. if we are in the past, in the past because every time i get a call from the homie back in the day, and it's amazing opportunity for me. $5,000. you've been filed requesting me on facebook for about six years now, it is not about happening. i got rid of facebook, i was tired of all fronts. i've moved on. so should you. you have new friends and you have your circle. your friend stay with you.
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if you forgot the money moved on, this public good reason you don't remember, but as soon as you get them to dinner and you will make the check comes, you will remember. >> greg: dr. drew. >> what cover taught us is that we need each other, we need relationships and all of our relationships, relatively speaking, are useful to us and have real value, this is just putting it back in perspective. some people are reaching back and maybe just as don't want to touch, whenever you hear i'm an old friend of your mother. i remember you at midnight, were not fronts. >> greg: do you keep in touch with old friends? there's a difference between poor friends and ex-friends. >> they have me block. [laughter] i live a passionate life. >> greg: you do, you do. because i almost became an expert because i had the temerity to call repair with >> i was in the bathtub! in the morning.
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