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>> the gutfeld awards. >> greg: the very first gutfeld international feminist award. unlike the oscars, we are going to keep it short. tonight we have one winner. do you know who that is? the first gutfeld international feminist award goes to... this is so embarrassing. i had no idea. such a surprise. i don't know who to think at this point and i don't have anything prepared to say except for the monologue which i wrote so i could give myself an award. i never would make anything. i never thought of myself as a feminist probably because i could never grow a mustache. >> a sexist would say...

>> greg: that's terrible. you shouldn't laugh. how could i be a feminist? i admire chivalry. i am not angry. i've yet to burn a bra. not intentionally. in this crazy time it seems like it's time for someone to take the lead defending women since the feminist groups have gone awol. ladies, follow me. if i don't ask for directions along the way that's how dudes roll. so allow me to man-'s plane. there is not so much a war on women it's like a persistent erosion. it's creeping into science, language, court rooms, restroom sports industry. you know it's a problem when leading female achievers can no longer tell you what a woman or a man is. >> can you provide a definition for the word woman? >> can i provide a definition?

yeah. i can't. >> you can't? >> not in this context. i'm not a biologist. >> people with the capacity for pregnancy. with effie women? would that be women? >> many sys women have the capacity for pregnancy. many do not. there are trans men capable of pregnancy and nonbinary people. >> your view is the core of this is about what? >> i want to recognize the line of of questioning is transphobic and it opens up trans people to violence. >> i was hoping you could define what a woman is in this committee hearing. >> i'm a woman. that's how identify. but i wonder if in part the reason you're asking the question is you are trying to suggest people -- >> i am simply asking the question evasively want an answer. >> greg: as we say around the

gynecologist office, ain't that a kick in the nuts? these are questions anyone could answer three or two years ago. these are questions two or 3-year-old could answer. science is secondary to politics. no longer about biology. it's about inventing a language. the far left version of pig latin. who controls the language controls the body. according to our most prominent legal minds a man can be a woman. a man can do anything a woman can do. a few years ago if a guy said that he would be pelted with eggs. now apparently he's capable of producing them. if you disagree, you are fomenting hypothetical violence as real violence pays a visit to biological women. >> this homeless man ran up. he had something in his hand. he looked at me with some hateful eyes and as i turned, i

think something is wrong with him. before i knew it, a big metal bolt, pipe hit me. >> greg: for the past year we saw women attacked by a deranged man. hitting them with pipes, pushing them downstairs, pushing them in front of subways. no feminist groups pipe up. i would say that they have no balls but in all honesty, haven't checked. you never know. i guess it's better to excused deranged male felons then side with law enforcement. abusers walk in and out before the blood on their hands is dry and some revisit their previous female victims which is ignored by progressive loons like the l.a. d.a. george gascon.

that means when you're rapist is up for parole you might be the last person to know. where are the feminists? they refused to take the field. speaking of, the white house just announced new title ix rules which would sweep gender identity into the law's and strengthen protections for those who face determination based on sexual orientation or gender identity. who is this meant to protect? take a guess. >> i find it funny. that is what i'm getting teed up above the most. you are beating little girls. i didn't intend to do that. this was the first competition that i have been to that i actually wanted to win. not going to go there and be like, go easy on them because they are kids. >> try to focus on my swimming, what i need to do to get ready for my races and i try to block out everything else. >> greg: of course when female athletes complained about losing

their spot to someone wearing a jockstrap and has a lung capacity of a blue whale, they are called transphobic. enjoy your second, third, fourth place trophies, girls. never mind that when she competed on the men's team she was the 505th competitor. now she's in the top ten. it's funny how this only benefits male to female trans, not a lot of females who became males are winning in sports which may be another form of sexism. again, where are the feminist groups? are they okay with girl athletes getting crushed by athletes with a penis and muscle density of a pit bull? one athlete who got a medal of honor says if it bothers you to lose to a trans woman you should skip sports. spoken like an athlete who is used to losing to males. her team got shellacked by

50-year-old high school boys. where do you turn if you're a girl who identifies as a girl who wants to play against other girls. don't expect rapinoe to save you a seat on the bench. it is sad to watch strong women do nothing to stop this stand while men like me do everything. i could go on and on but really that is something a woman would do. am i right? welcome tonight's guests. it's not just his accent. he really is smarter than you. fox news contributor douglas murray. she is so smart her i.q. comes with. deputy opinion editor at "newsweek" and author of the new book. batya ungar-sargon.

she is like clorox wipes. 99% alcohol. fox news contributor kat timpf. he told the big and tall store to get bigger and taller. my massive sidekick and the n.w.a. champion, tires. tyrus. batya. i will go to you first because you are a female. by choice or biology? >> god may be that way so i'm kind of stuck with it. >> greg: doesn't matter anymore. we can change it. i have a room. there is a depot around the corner. do you feel women are under attack. have i put together a persuasive argument? >> this is what i think happens. for a long time and i'm very curious what you think about

this. i am coming from the left. i think for a long time the left was at the forefront of very important civil rights issues like gay rights, equality for women, equality for black americans. a lot of really important struggles. the left was on the right side of those, pushing them forward. the thing that happened recently as they won. they won on all those fronts. there is no longer a partisan divide on any of those issues. so that became a problem for the left because you can no longer go to your dinner party and win by saying i don't think cops should be beating up black people or i think women should be treated equally in the workplace because even republicans think that. so they needed to push the goalpost and what they did was they pushed it to a place that's just totally counterintuitive where it's about dr. king's vision it's considered racist. it's not enough to say that women deserve equal rights. you have to say there's no

difference between men and women. they had to move the goalposts of this place where it's alienating lefties like me. >> greg: well put. in douglas, in england there's a lot of history of gender confusion. [laughter] >> how long were you therefore? >> greg: not long enough, i'm afraid. do you feel this is more about the fact that they have run into this brick wall of science. sciences keeping them from achieving this so they have to remake the linguistics. >> they are trying to get around science. it's never a great thing to try to get around. they are trying to get around facts as well. that's going to be a problem at some point. i'm not coming from the left of course. i can say with some confidence one of the great pleasures of our time is seeing this snake

eat its own tail. this week apart from that, the weird berkeley professor. talking to senator hawley. she said nonbinary people can be pregnant. if they are women. trans men can also become pregnant, if there women. of course women. since women can become pregnant. but also this week we saw rashida tlaib, the brilliant congresswoman, make a really important intervention. she said that "the new york times" is killing trans people and should stop saying anything. "the new york times" accidentally ab ran one story a little while ago looking honestly at the transition. the congresswoman was like no, we've got to stop it. "new york times," you're killing people. i sit back and watch and think "the new york times" has become

a transphobic greg, this thing must be nearing a conclusion. "new york times" has become a trans transphobic rag. >> greg: kat, i consider you a feminist. >> i don't hate myself. i don't hate myself because i'm a woman. i hate myself for other reasons. >> greg: i'm curious about pregnant man. who impregnates them? >> wasn't me. you're not getting me on that one. >> it's okay. i understand. well the penis havers. i'm not canceled. you say something reasonable like the penis haver impregnates

the uterus haver. >> greg: that's exactly what you say. that's fantastic. >> i sure am. [applause] >> greg: i am most feel like sharing my award with you. >> they will never let me share these things on "fox & friends." [laughter] >> greg: tyrus, last word. as an athlete come as a wrestler, have you ever considered wrestling with children just to win? like the male to female skateboarder who has all his stuff intact and is still beating up skateboarders. >> i've been pretty successful because most of the grown adults i get in the ring with look like children against me. i have to punch down.

regardless of this individual's perception of themselves or who they identify, you are an adult and you're competing against adolescent girls. no one interviewed them. i'm assuming it's girls. not only did you beat them soundly, you bring about it. and took their money. something wrong with that as you and an individual. even if there was a tournament tomorrow. the super world wrestling championship of the universe. i stepped across the ring and there was a toddler on the other side. he's going to win that night. i'm not going to wrestle him. there is an honor that. we live in a time where it's about me. doesn't have anything to do with groups or anything. it's me and everyone should know me i'm special on them different and everything is done by feeling so you can't argue

feelings. she felt like she should win so we should all understand. >> greg: and if you disagree with me, you're actually creating a climate of violence. you could kill me. >> that is woke for you hurt my feelings. >> greg: we've got to move on. thank you, everybody for the award. i would like to thank the academy of feminists. up next, democrats hold their noses high so their support is in short supply

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according to axios, the website, not my greek personal trainer. democrats are becoming the party of upscale voters while republicans are building a multiracial coalition of working-class voters. the republicans are building a tent big enough for barack obama's birthday party. axios calls it a political realignment in real-time. dems assume these brown and black people might be white supremacist. it's a shift political waters, like bird watchers but with fewer friends. they say it will benefit the right and the midterms especially as more hispanics flocked to the g.o.p. proving they are losing interest in what cultural issues that ignore real-life concerns. the right will compare them to breakfast tacos. although they are delicious. the american federation of teachers commissioned a poll they thought would paint liberals and a good light asking voters if they had more confidence in rapinoe or republicans dealing with education.

republicans got 39% of the vote compared to 38. it's a one-point advantage but not bad for a poll rigged by teachers union. no wonder they don't want to give parents a choice. with the midterms closing in, democrats desperate to overhaul their elitist image. >> thanks for coming to this focus group. as a democrat come i want to touch base with average voters. you dirty fingernail types. gas prices are pretty bad. very concerning. have you tried taking the boat out only twice a year? i don't own a boat. not with that attitude. >> i am worried about feeding my family. you just don't get it. >> maybe you're right. maybe we are out of touch. we are the party of jfk and fdr. not aoc. from now on we will put the concerns of hardworking american families first.

>> hello. of course. i'll be there right away. i've got a 4:00 p.m. tee time at the country club. i've got to go. [applause] >> greg: those damn uber using commies. douglas. do you think this is real? is this wishful thinking? is this happening, this transition? >> the axios headline speaks to that. they are horrified whenever they discover ethnic minorities might vote republican. they can't understand it. they think have they not been told often enough by the left-wing media that this is just voting for the kkk? don't they get it yet? they may those -- they make those people honorary white americans and whenever they discover that amazingly some women vote republican they

become men and it's these games i never take it seriously. they never take the concerns of voters seriously. maybe there's something we are doing wrong. maybe there is something we are not speaking to. it's always, maybe we haven't told them off enough. >> greg: we are the ones at fault. seems like when they get into power, their only pursuit is more power and not the needs of the voters. >> the needs of the few, the individuals. it don't think it's fair to democrats. moderate democrats are kind of stuck. it's like if our fringe suddenly started driving the bus, we would have different conversations. they're not only driving the bus, they are deciding who gets on the bus so if you're not in line with what they've got, you can't be part of it. that excludes just about everybody but they are group or whoever they decided to be. that's when you see them come after people there is never giant hoards of protesters behind them.

they rely on twitter as their shadow banned that goes after people. so i think working class. the only ones, here's the thing. republicans, we have to do something with it. we are saying yes we are here for parents and schools and we are going to get this down and gas prices we are talking a good game but let's say in november we have the blue drowning and we get a big red wave and we don't do anything that we talk about, this is going to be topsy-turvy all over again so we are in a good position right now to get some things done because the american people are listening to who's going to do what's best for my dinner table. not what i call my wife at the dinner table, whatever pronoun. we don't give a damn what you call me. make sure there is food on my table. >> greg: replace the needs of the working class for identity politics. >> they want name takes on everybody instead of meeting people. >> greg: kat, you hail from a

working-class background, am i right? >> noel. my family is loaded. sorry you have never been invited on our luxury yacht. i think the democrats have made it too easy for republicans. for example with education. the longest time education was a nuanced debate of what kids should be learning in school, what they should be focusing on, the role in school. and then during covid, the democrats turned into a debate with two sides which was kids should go to school versus no. you can't be shocked when people think school is good for kids. like tyra says, i think they've made it easy but republicans have to be careful to not tried to counter every single thing that they pull up all of these different issues. these different social issues or identity politics and not try to aggressively counter those and

focus on the things everybody does. >> greg: fair point. leave that clowns like like me. talking about the pronouns in the transit stuff is fun but the republicans should just be focusing on crime and inflation in the economy. that kind of stuff. that bores the people at home. i'm kidding. does the shift in demographics surprise you? i heard you talking about on a podcast of how the democrats, you're a democrat, i believe. >> i call myself a lefty. i don't know that i would call myself a democrat especially not in this crowd. i won't make it home. i think it should have been underway for very long time. 50 years ago the left and the democrats with a side of labor, working class. the republicans the side of the ridge. today you see a real shift and who each side sees as their base. the democrats platform is a wish

list for the overeducated top 10%. environmentalism, banning fracking. that's vanity morals for the wealthy that punishes the working class and takes away their jobs. defunding the police. like you said a couple weeks ago on "the five." it is during the kkk's work for them. it hurts working-class people of color. dead bodies piling up but it makes them feel so good about themselves and holier than that because they don't have to worry about crime because they live in these upscale neighborhoods. the war in ukraine. let's fund that. gas is going up. it makes them feel good. they are taking uberse, they don't care. they don't feel it like the working class. the agenda built around flattering the vanity of liberal elites. i totally love what you said. this is an opportunity for republicans not to squander it, not to just use it to win these cultural battles but to make the

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know. >> one doesn't have to be brilliant to attempt a coup. >> i disagree. as someone who has helped plan coup d'etat. not here but other places. it takes a lot of work. >> greg: way to insult the guy, jake. that's like telling guy fieri that just anyone can be marrow flavor town. it's like telling ted kaczynski, anyone can mail stuff. i don't doubt bolton for a second. we had him as a guest on redeye many times. one minute i was the host and suddenly tom shillue is wearing a generals uniform. i wonder if jake wanted to ask a follow-up. >> i do want to ask a follow-up. when we were talking about what you need to do to be able to plan a coup and you said your expertise having planned coups. >> i'm not going to get into the

specifics. >> successful coups? >> i wrote about venezuela in the book and it turned out not to be successful. that we had all that much to do with it but i saw what it took. >> greg: it's damaging revelation. good thing he said it on cnn so no one saw it. he basically said that they he's not supposed to say. he said it. plural, it was plural. >> yeah. he pointed to venezuela which at the time he insisted was not a coup. what's even wilder is crystal at cnn, the editor at large, he wrote a column about this interview. he lists the whole interview and then goes on for more than ten paragraphs about how bolton was wrong. what prompted was a coup. that's what you want to focus on? how broken is your brain? that would be like if you called up your friend and said i was having a glass of champagne at

the restaurant down the street and someone started stabbing me. your friend is like actually you can't call it champagne the lessons from the champagne region of france. i have been to that place. you had prosecco. how broken is your brain? this is one of the wildest things that he actually admitted and then he goes on for more than ten paragraphs making it about trump. >> greg: it's amazing. great point. what you're seeing, it's a weird. it's another flip. you are seeing the media and democrats may be embracing john bolton because he is vehemently anti-trump. willing to gloss over the fact that he is organizing coups because they are trying to push this fake coup on january 6. >> this broken mind-set. you have the people standing up and saying maybe we should not be finding this more in ukraine. maybe we should be pushing for reconciliation. maybe we shouldn't be pushing regime change in russia. maybe we should have learned

something from our past. everyone saying that is on the right and all the people pushing for more funding for ukraine, the left is united on that front. when did the left become the pro-war, pro-intervention side? >> greg: if you look at the democrats in the media, they have embraced all of the neocons from the past. you're watching the right embracing all the antiwar people of the past. have you ever staged a coup, tyrus? >> first of all, coup d'etat. i like how he corrected him like that. old jake should have known this interview is not going to go the way we talked about. i just kind of take [bleep] i don't really plan it. hey, coup. but again, he didn't give them

what they wanted. they are mad at him now. this is -- don't let facts get in the way of your good story. they brought him on because they know that he -- the relationship between he and president trump. of course he would bury the president at all costs. they forgot he had things like personal integrity. he was willing to admit feeling at a coup d'etat before he would give them -- yes, it was a coup. people involved. no, it was a myth. plain and simple. that's when it was. that interview probably -- when it was over they were probably going, whose idea was to have them on? >> greg: there goes his -- >> he literally pulled a coup d'etat of their interview. [applause] >> greg: do you have a favorite coup? >> so many. >> greg: so many to choose from. iran. >> i went to school with a lot

of people who did coups. they all failed in my generation. they weren't up for it anymore. it was interesting because they wanted to get john bolton to say yes, january 6 was a coup and the plan was to have the qanon shaman replaced nancy pelosi. passing legislation from the floor. that's what they are hoping. that he was going to reveal. instead he got into the coups in venezuela. cnn, he's clearly got his producer in his ear saying that was a story that passed you by. let's just circle back to that. so it was a great interview. i love john bolton. he does always say what he thinks. >> greg: when trump hired him, you know they weren't going to get along.

>> trump had a rule. the mustache. >> mad dog mattis. he hired john bolton because he heard he was a crazy warmonger. i don't know. we didn't get along. that was why he got him in the first place. >> greg: exactly. he was the president of redeye if you remember. if we can have them back on. >> no coup d'etat. >> almost a coup de grace. >> greg: he is good with the language, that brit. it's almost like they invented it. coming up, should we nixed drug testing for those doing the arresting (woman) huhhhhg.... (woman) ughh. ohh... (dad) no! ohhhhhh. (man) ugh, ugh, gaaahh.

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: a story in five words. should cops be drug tested?

new york city initially order the nypd to stop testing cops for marijuana but then reportedly backtracked. i don't know why. do you think they should be tested? >> if there was ever a group that deserved to have a joint after they get off work, it is law enforcement. [applause] >> greg: so true especially in new york city. douglas. >> everyone seems to be smoking in new york city. you go anywhere now and you inhale it walking down the street. i would like it if cops weren't high. i'm very old-school on that. >> greg: as soon as the shift is over, all bets are off. try to corral a crazy homeless person on fifth avenue and you have a right to relief. >> so many ways i could've taken that. >> greg: your disgusting.

>> i am going to avoid them all. >> greg: what do you think, batya. i believe in legalization of drugs. too many people smoke pot. you are eliminating a lot of decent people if you can hire them. >> it stays in their system so you can't smoke it on the weekends. i am with tyrus. i think the cops need all of our support right now. how much we need them to do their job. >> give them more funding, not more joints. let's give them some more respect, not drugs. >> greg: they are underpaid. they can afford to live in the city that the police and they are treated like [bleep] in the media and their so -- i say let them get high, douglas. you are sounding more and more like mary poppins every day. [laughter] i don't know why picked that one. >> he would never see us in the same room.

>> greg: or on the same broom. she wrote a broom. >> she had an umbrella. a spoonful of sugar? sure. >> greg: kat. will this set a bad example for mall security? >> the mall security is a bad example. no. i think they are probably trying to use it for a recruitment tool. nobody wants it. tote bags may be. they were like no, we can't decide on a design. so they said let them smoke weed. whatever they do on their own time, who cares. >> greg: exactly. if they are not hurting anybody. they can't test us. nobody tests us. coming up, we have got a great comedian. also jamie lissow. helps keep your laundry pacs in a safe place and your child safer.

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>> greg: welcome back. he brings crowds all over to their knees. usually when they are praying, he stops telling jokes. i kid. please welcome the great comedian jamie lissow. [applause] >> thank you guys so much.

great to see everybody. hope every buddy had a great pandemic. i had too much free time. during the pandemic, i noticed that if you watch all the "star wars" movies back-to-back in order and really pay close attention, you're a loser. you don't have to clap. i love new york. honestly got a little bit too expensive to me. when i first lived here i had to live in a studio apartment. at all if everybody knows with a studio apartment is. basically it's where you live in one room and you pretend like that's okay. [applause] it's going so good. i don't know what to do. my friend came over and he goes i heard you had a new apartment in the city. i thought maybe you could show me around. i don't know if you have given a

tour of a studio apartment. it always goes the same way. you are like okay, here we have the... then you start crying because your life is [bleep] my friend was trying to help. it's small. but it's a nice place. he goes why don't you put up a mirror on the wall it would make it look bigger. so i tried it. i swear to god i put up a giant mirror on the wall and then it look like there were two guys living in crappy apartments. two losers in matching outfits. like oh, my god, that guy is trying to hang himself too. i don't even know honestly if i was smart enough to live here in new york. i remember one time i tried to do "the new york times" crossword puzzle. have you -- oh, my gosh.

sometimes i didn't even have to read the entire clue to figure out i wasn't going to get it. do you know what i mean? what portuguese... i don't know. i don't know one portuguese thing. seriously. i wouldn't be able to get this one if you let me write the rest of the question. okay. i don't know anything about the city of portuguese. i'm telling you. what a great city. you can walk around and listen to people talk for entertainment. i was walking yesterday and this gorgeous girl rode by on a bicycle been one of the guys in the group ahead of me looked at her and he goes man, look at her. i wish i could be that bicycle seat. yeah. i was like, what? don't you think it's a little bit of a unrealistic goal? besides, if you're going for it,

why don't you just aim to be the guy that is sleeping with her? do you know what i mean? maybe something that doesn't require sorcery. the last time i was in new york city i brought my 6-year-old boy and we were walking through times square and we saw those guys dressed as characters. transformers, super heroes. something tells me that these guys aren't officially licensed. my son was like, we've got to get a picture with mario. i didn't have time to explain to him the difference between a video game character and a meth addict. i said let's go over there. my kid is six. he thinks this is actually mario. we are a foot away and the dude dressed as mario takes off his head and starts smoking a joint. now my poor 6-year-old boy. he will never be able to get this memory out of his head of mario and his dad smoking a

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