bret baier is back in washington. join shannon bream this weekend on "fox news sunday." she will interview florida republican senator rick scott. that will do it for this "special report." i am a rich edson in washington. "jesse watters prime time" starts now. good night. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: during the cold war, the american navy guaranteeing the free flow of oil all around the world. this kept our allies well supplied in exchange for their defense against soviet communism. america protecting saudi oil fields allow the oil to flow safely and cheaply. the system worked and communism collapsed. then 9/11 happened. most of the hijackers were saudis, and america toppled the kingdom's neighbor, iraq. and for thousands of troops and bases in the region.

the iraq war was a mess. we withdrew and lost the piece, and then ice is popped up, and we had to go back in. at this point, america was sick of the mideast, and we took our soldiers and bases out of there. but we can't leave without a plan in place, and i we are begging. and beggars can't be choosers. here's what i mean. all american presidents have made the pilgrimage to saudi arabia to make sure the royal family kept the oil flowing and kept prices down. remember when george w. bush held hands with the saudi crown prince? or when barack obama bowed? and then he said it never happened. [laughs] maybe he just dropped his wallet. they rolled out the red carpet for donald trump, projecting his face on the side of the ritz. they let him touch that glowing orb, remember that? and don't forget trump's ceremonial sword dance. ♪ ♪

>> jesse: [laughs] at these times we had leverage over the saudis because we had troops, bases, and carriers in the middle east, not to mention sweet arms deals, but then america got out of the middle east. forgetting that the whole point of being in the middle east was to keep oil prices stable. don't you think we should have had a plan to increase american energy production after we got out of the middle east? oil is a global commodity, so the more american oil we add to the world market, the lower the price. so if the saudi to pump less, like they are now, america should be pumping more to make the price go down. that is not what is happening, though. the saudis aligned with russia and are keeping prices sky high. and biden is not doing anything stateside to lower the price. he is just begging the saudis to pump more and telling us to buy an electric car.

that is boneheaded. the minute biden arrived in the region, it has been one boneheaded thing after the other. >> thank you, president. >> had a terrible -- [coughing] excuse me, a terrible headache. sorry. [coughing] i swallowed wrong. >> jesse: and since biden cannot read a teleprompter, when he was in israel he said we should honor the holocaust. vehicle i will once more returned to the hollow ground to honor 6 million jewish lives that were stolen in the genocide and continue which we must do every single day continue to bear witness.

to keep alive the truth and honor of the holocaust, horror of the holocaust. >> jesse: now he is in saudi arabia begging for oil. biden made a two major mistakes to get us into this mess. his first was when the saudis murder murdered a muslim journalist, biden called the crown prince and animal and promised to make him a world pariah. >> we are going to impact make them pay the price and make them in fact a pariah that they are, there is very little social redeeming value in the present government in saudi arabia. >> jesse: biden blast at the guy who runs the gas station and can understand why prices are so high when he wants to fill up. now the crown prince heats joe biden and isn't going to boost production that much, no . it is personal. biden looks like a phony, too. just a couple weeks ago he told us he wasn't going to go over there and meet the guy. >> i'm not going to meet with mbs, i'm going to an international meeting.

they are going to be part of it, just like there are people part of the discussion today. >> jesse: but the white house had a plan. they didn't want pictures of biden shaking the crown prince is buddy hand so the plan was to fist bump everybody and blame covid. but of course biden forgot and shook hands with pretty much everybody. and once he met mbs, he remembered the plan and gave prince pariah a little fist bump. democratic presidents have shaken hands with russian, asian, and african leaders who have slaughtered scores of people, but if you kill a journalist, oh, that crosses a line. you only get a fist bump. biden second mistake is joining the global warming cult. biden took office and tried to bankrupt american oil and gas companies, while the saudis got a fist bump from our keystone pe workers got fired. but the green thing is like 50 years off, so joe is talking but a transition that is knocking to happen for ages, if ever.

the only thing that is going to happen now is americans get hurt. so here's the bottom line. like it or not, the economy runs on fossil fuels, getting fossil fuels out of the ground is tough stuff, and their stuff people involved, all over the world. we need cheap energy to survive. if we don't have it, people suffer. life gets expensive. and companies go out of business. this is black-and-white. it is basic math. supply and demand. if you injectable ideology and idealism into the equation, prices go up and americans feel pain. they can't make ends meet. they lose their savings and their freedom. oil is freedom. for more oil you have, the more freedom you have. the american people understand this. biden things we will fall for the same talking points he's been pushing for months. when a reporter asked all sky high prices today, this is what he said. >> coming out every single day

the best of my knowledge. >> when will we see the impact of this visit? >> i expect he will not do that a couple weeks. we will see more when we see gas station start to lower their price consistent with what they're paying for the oil. >> jesse: joe, it is not the gas stations, man, it is you. and no american celebrating gas prices going down to $4.50 a gallon. in a couple weeks, like he said, "primetime" is going to check the price at the pump and see if joe is right. has joe ever been right? our president doesn't understand any of this. he is not smart. he plagiarized his way through school and still barely made it. he got lucky when obama tapped him as vp, and got lucky again when covid swept trump out. now we are stuck with a simple ten, with novation and bad instinct. and that is the number one reason why joe has got to go. stephen miller is the former senior advisor to president trump and founder of america first legal.

all right, stephen, what did you think of that brilliant monologue? >> well, i think you got everything exactly right. president trump, when he went to saudi arabia in 2017, i was very honored to be on that trip, delivered a historic speech to the muslim world outlining a path to peace in the middle east that was subsequently achieved a few short years later with a series of historic peace agreements with the state of israel. joe biden's entire plan coming to the middle east was to avoid a handshake with the crown prince of saudi arabia, so on from peace in the middle east to try not to shake his hand. what he settled on was a far bigger p.r. coup forward joe biden described as a pariah state, which is a charmy, friendly fist bump, like the two of them are best friends from college. it has been a massive spectacle of embarrassment and debasement for the united states. >> jesse: do you think biden looks so naive that even people in his own party realized the

man is not smart? i hate to call the president of the united states dome, but he thinks we are going to go greene is going to isolate the salaries. going to isolate the saudis, they are sitting on all of the oil, you can't just isolate the saudis. how dumb is this guy, seriously, miller? >> that is the problem, isn't it? it is not only that joe biden and his administration and his staff are radical, extreme, far left wackos, it is that they are also blindingly incompetent and foolish. what kind of administration announces that their official position is that they're not going to meet with the head of saudi arabia, they are not going to talk to the crown prince. they are certainly not going to shake his hand. they are going to stake the whole reputation of our country on this principle, and then they end up going hat in hand, on bended knee, to saudi arabia and giving him a fist bump. and here is the most embarrassing part, in the real

world, you meet with the crown prince of saudi arabia, you meet with the head of any country you need to to advance america's interests. nixon went to china and met with mao for crying out loud! when donald trump went to saudi arabia, it was from a position of significant strength, saying we are here, we have an agenda, we are going to advance that agenda, and you are going to show us, america, respect, and frankly, adulation. >> jesse: you know, you are right. i mentioned in the monologue, we have shaken hands with stalin, we have shaken hands with mao, and we have shaken hands with some nasty guys and he is playing this game like i'm going to give them a little fist bump. who cares, joe? over there come a stick few carriers in the red sea, may bee a few flyovers, and demand to increase production. and if they don't, say there is going to be some serious consequences. they're never going to buy another american arms package ever again. and good luck with the

irradiance. biden play tough, bad cop. >> wright, our partners in the middle east could not or would not receive our continued defense largess unless we america got what we wanted, and most importantly of all, to your point about this green thing -- the first thing donald trump came when he into office was open up our energy bounty, because geopolitical strength stems from having natural resources. this has been true since people were inscribing on stone tablets thousands of years ago! joe biden is the only person who is dumb enough and doesn't understand this. so we are weak, and we are going in from a standpoint of weakness because now we have gone from an energy surplus to energy drought. >> jesse: well, that concludes it. the man is dumb. i am sorry to have to say it but that is the truth. stephen miller -- >> inescapable. >> jesse: thanks for joining "primetime." >> thank you. >> jesse: "primetime" found out what nancy and paul pelosi

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: we know nancy pelosi and papa pauly p just came back from a beautiful, expensive, luxurious 2-week stay in italy. they were wining and dining, hitting the beach, and now we know why. it is because they have something to celebrate. a friend over in napa county d.a. allison haley -- hey! has been doing everything she can to protect the pelosi's. she has made sure pauly's dui body cam footage was kept from

the public, and papa pauly p has gotten back in the driver's seat, slinging stocks and cutting deals. we really thought nancy would have been more upset with pauly p, but i guess not, because it looks like she has been engaging in some sweet little pillow talk that is helping make the pelosi's very rich, and i mean very. you see, papa pauly p exercised up to $5 million worth of video stock call options in late june and if you don't know what nvidia is, it is an american tech company specializing in semiconductor chips. what is so convenient about papa pauly p's estate is the speaker is pushing to pass the chips built to invest, are you , $52 billion in more domestic computer chip production. >> we have been working constantly on the chips bill, and we need to have the

transformative nature of research and education and the rest to make us to continue to be preeminent in the world. we are determined we will pass the bill. >> jesse: how convenient. nvidia wouldn't benefit greatly if the chips bill is past. since they design computer chips and their domestic company. man, i guess that really paid off. but papa pauly p did not just stop with nvidia, he also sold up to $5 million worth of visa shares. that the same one he got the ipo insider deal on? and up to 250,000 worth of apple call options in june. nancy and paul had a lot to celebrate in italy. all this money they were making, now they are back in the states, party about to end, because of "primetime" has filed a motion in court for the napa county d.a. -- hi, allie -- and county highway patrol to officially release all of the footage from

pauly's wild ride. right as the american majority founder and ceo, so the pelosis are getting pretty brazen. i don't know how much more brazen you can get here, $52 billion for american computer chip manufacturers, oh, hey, the pelosis just happen to be invested big time and one of the biggest computer chip manufacturers. what are the chances. >> i put them at zero that it is chance, jesse. this is part of the approved corruption that takes place in d.c. every day, whether congressional insider trading, corporations hiring family members, to backdoor their influence to a member of congress, but paul pelosi buying 5 million just as nancy pelosi is pushing 52 billion for domestic chip production, it is appalling, it is corruption in plain sight, people go to jail for this. martha stewart went to jail but not the pelosis and they are making bank, 2021 returns come

estimate they made about 59% annualized return on their trade, other than warren buffett, george soros come all of these other investors, so somehow the pelosis have become star investors buy -- how? chance? coincidence? or insider information? the thing that is appalling to me, jesse, but all of this is it seems to be two sets of rule. martha stewart goes to jail, but not the pelosis, and at some point, this is unsustainable. you cannot have a bifurcated legal system in which the law applies to some people but not to others, and i would remind people, these are supposedly public servants in public office, to serve the public good, and in fact, they are actually enriching themselves office information. >> jesse: i can't believe the speaker of the house has a better performance record in the stock market than warren buffett. [laughs] and no one thinks -- no one thinks that's an issue. everyone just oh, okay. >> but this has been going on for decades, jesse. i was looking at some

statistics, for the entire decade of the 1990s, u.s. senators had beat the market by 12%. warren buffett only beat it by 2.5%. so either u.s. senators have a really good feel for trading stocks, or they are using insider information. that was over 20 years ago. this has been going on for decades. at some point we have to get serious about this, which we either do 1 of 2 things. they have to file the sec form to show all of the trades they may -- this includes staffers, jesse, this is not just members of congress, this is staffers, as well, who abuse the stock act of 2012. that is one approach. or the minute you enter public office, the member and family members have to put all of their stocks into a blind trust, but a further stipulation being no one associated with a member can actually have communication to actually direct the trustees until they leave office. i mean come at some point we got to get -- >> jesse: i think those are great -- >> going on for decades appeared >> jesse: recommendations. but it will never happen.

because you need congress to pass those measures and congress will never kill the golden goose. ned, thank you so much, as always, you are smarter than all of these people that are up there on capitol hill. not as greedy, but smarter. >> that's true. thanks, jesse. >> jesse: fox news alert, another high profile high profile kamala harris staffer is out. chief speechwriter megan group, yes, her name is grube, just started in april, has quit. you may know her as the lady behind some of these classic speeches. >> we believe when we talk about the children of the community, they are the children of the community. >> maybe seems like a small issue, it is a big issue, you need to get to go and be able to get where you need to go. >> jesse: real great work they are meghan groob, he really groobed it up but you fail to live up to the wise words of your predecessor.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: new york city has a lot of problems. greg gutfeld is one of them. another, shoplifters. we told you about michelle mikell who calls herself the professional booster and has been arrested at least 100 times for shoplifting here in new york. >> i went to bloomingdale's, and i was told, professionally

obscured some items consisting of polo and ralph lauren. >> you have a pretty nice shirt on, did you steal that? >> so you're going to go steal it? >> work is stealing? >> i don't call it stealing, i'm a professional booster. >> jesse: it is time for the professional booster to move over because there is a new guy in town who just took the crown. his name? lorenzo mclucas. he has been busted, ready, 129 times for shoplifting here in the big apple. [laughs] his latest bust was on wednesday at a target on the upper east side. he stole $80 of birth of lotions and vaseline. that is enough for seven jeffrey toobin zoom meetings. when he was arrested computer stretch for six additional

facts. lorenzo was let go, thanks to new york city's black's veil laws come after us 122nd arrest. >> me stealing it? >> yeah, pretty much. >> come on. why can you tell me? what do you steal? tell me what you steal. what is that? what is that, though? >> oh, okay, all right. take care. >> jesse: 21 felonies and 108 misdemeanors under his belt. and he is being harassed. [laughs] this guy is so bad that even far left manhattan d.a. alvin bragg wanted to keep him in jail before he was let go in june. when a soros-funded d.a. once you behind bars, that means you really, really deserve it. turned as leawood is the founder of the guardian angels citizens

protection organization. so michelle is no longer the champion, a new champ in town, you've got to respect the hustle, curtis. >> oh, the hustle, in fact, we've got to break 100 to be a player. michelle broke 100, mclucas broke 100, if not, you are just in the jv. hey, that is prostyle and i to tell you, mclucas, he is a smooth operator. when he goes into the stores, he prefers target. you give me beef, i'm not going to bust your teeth, i'm just here to loot come i'm not going to shoot, so they give him an easy pass, and this guy has an easy pass in and out of target. when he can't hit target, he hits wayne reed, and he is constant, so you see the competition is fast and furious. they are both reaching to hit the dual century mark, 200 or more, and imagine how foolish we look to the rest of the nation

that we can't stop this, especially our law and order mayor, the swagger man who has no plan, adams. >> jesse: walking right out with it, and curtis, he has a mask on. he is not afraid of getting locked up, he is afraid of the virus. >> what they've got to do, jesse, is what casinos do. if you and i were going in and playing poker or blackjack and they thought we were counting cards, which should be legal, we would be banned in perpetuity in vegas on the lake tahoe, atlantic city, and they would use facial recognition technology. they would all share that. these are private enterprises. they are going to have to do the same thing. they are going to have to get restraining orders from court that said guys like mclucas, the smooth operator, and michelle, who said hey, i am a booster by profession, they have to be banned in perpetuity, or this id over and over.

>> jesse: well, why can't the d.a. alvin bragg do something? i know he is trying to put a guy who defended his wife in prison, so why can't he put this guy behind bars for a little longer then, i don't know, and our? >> wait a second. don't you know alvin bragg, the manhattan d.a., is a justice warrior? justice for the criminals, and incarceration for the victims. that is why he had jose alba on rikers island -- rikers island, of all places -- with a $500,000 bail over his head. sweetheart understand justice, like boudin in san francisco, like kramer in philadelphia. you don't protect the victims of crime, you protect the criminals because it is all about crime. >> jesse: i don't know, i have been paying for my hair product and with inflation it is getting very expensive, i might have to

go live the life of crime, seems like you can get away with it here in new york. curtis, thank you so much. this is like holly frazier now. we have to see the next thing happen, all right? >> jesse, just remember you of two celebrity shoppers to choose from when you go christmas shopping. mclucas, or you've got michelle. your choice. >> jesse: dealer's choice, thanks, curtis. one of joe biden's biggest talking points when he came into office, there was a famine. because trump could not crush covid, there were literally people lining up around the blocks waiting for food to be handed out, remember this? >> remember those long lines you would see on television? people lining up, just to get a box of food. in their trunk. how could we forget?

>> jesse: biden claims he crushed covid and there is no more food lines. well, actually, mr. president, everybody caught covid and the food lines are back. >> the lines are long at food banks, people looking for a little food assistance during challenging times. inflation is forcing people from all walks of life to turn to food pantries. >> jesse: add another crisis to joe biden's portfolio. food insecurity. but it is not just adults who are insecure, babies still can't get formula. "the wall street journal" reports that the baby formula problem is getting worse, not better. despite all these planes flying formula in from europe, the shelves are emptier now than they were a month ago. way to go, joe. sharks are feasting on swimmers in the atlantic ocean this summer. why? and how to survive an attack. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: summertime, so you know what that means, beach season, sand between our toes, grabbing a boogie board, taking a dip in the ocean. as gorgeous as that deep blue sea looks, there is something hiding under the surface. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: [laughs] it is a summer of sharks and these ancient predators are hungry. this year there have already been over 20 attacks across the united states of florida, california, and even new york feeling the bite. on wednesday, two swimmers on long island were left bitten and bloodied after they were attacked at separate beaches just 20 miles apart. there have now been five people attacked on long island just in the last two weeks, including lifeguard zach gallo, bitten

twice over the july 4th weekend. twice. what are the chances? lifeguard is back to work but not without a few scars. >> there was a pretty 10-15 seconds were i was terrified. and i swam to shore as quickly as possible after telling the other guards, get out of the water, and as i, you know, got to sure, i see people running towards me and i was just so thankful and grateful, my moment where i was absolutely terrified people were looking to come help me. >> jesse: and while this season seeing a record-breaking surge in attacks, these great white beasts have always feasted on swimmers. >> out of the corner of my eye i saw a shark fin coming right towards me. right as i started to turn around to start swimming, the shark caught my left leg between

my knee and my ankle. and i heard a crunch. i actually heard all its teeth crunch onto my bones. >> jesse: and as these predators make their way up the east coast, local authorities are stepping up boat patrols trying to spot the sharks before the trouble starts. let's just hope they don't run into the one, well, that never ends well. ♪ ♪ [splashing] >> you're going to need a bigger boat. >> jesse: chris fisher is the founder and expedition leader four oh surge, a local nonprofit organization that tracks sharks. chris, i am just thinking east coast, sorry for my west coast fans right now, why

are there so many shark attacks this summer on the east coast? >> hey, jesse. well, i think there is a combination of about four different things happening. number one, or seal populations are rebounding and we are seeing more on long island for longer periods of time. back to two great management so there is a lot of debate in the water, along with a lot more strikers, and our sharks are recovering, so what we are really seeing is the ocean's return to right off of our shores, management moved that were made 30 and 40 years ago. >> jesse: so this is actually a good thing, you are saying, that we are getting more shark attacks, is that really what you are saying? >> jesse: there is more life in the ocean, so the ocean has changed, you and i grew up with a really depleted ocean in the last 30 years, that shifted a lot so we need to adapt to that, we need to understand the system we are going to play in, look at it, make good decisions about where and when to go in the water. >> jesse: all right, so tell

me if we do encounter a shark and it is hungry and we can sense that it is very hungry, do we poke it in the eyeball? do we gouge it? do i take an aura, snap it in half, and stick it in the mouth of the shark so it bites down i? >> i would say, jesse, you find yourself swimming in the water and you know there is a shark there, turn around and swim right at it. you are not going to outswim it, apex predators are not used to that, they will back right off, and then ease yourself out of the water. these things aren't interested in humans from all these are mistakes only for ourselves in the middle of a big ball being fed on by seals and sharks come in on that. we have to grow up and adapt to a new abundant ocean which is a great thing for future food security and for our kids, but it is going to require us to change. we can just wander into the ocean without looking like we could years ago. >> jesse: all right, you are

the expert, you told me to swim at the sharks, you better be right. >> may as well turn around and swim right at it. >> jesse: all right, i may not have a show next summer but good advice. >> you swim at it, you will. love your stuff come have a good weekend. >> jesse: all right, all right, i will see if i have the courage to listen to your advice, i appreciate it. all right, appropriately, sink or swim is next, with some of our newsy-esd contestants. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: happy friday, as bill hemmer says, so time for a little friendly competition with a game we like to call "sink or swim." let's take a look at the leaderboard. we have gutfeld and geraldo hanging out at the top, kilmeade

is still the biggest loser. sorry, brian. here now, bill hemmer and shannon bream. >> more appropriately, it's friday, folks. >> jesse: it's friday, folks. >> i like to say it's fri-yay, which you are not a fan of it all. >> jesse: i'm not sure these questions are tough enough for the two newshounds. the categories missing president. here's the question. this person recently said when he hears the anthem "hail to the chief," he is left wondering to even have a cheap nowadays? we said it? was a joe biden joe biden or senator john kennedy? >> oh, see this feels like double reverse psychology, tricky. >> i think it is simpler than that. [laughter] >> cannot read that much into it. okay. >> i think -- >> jesse: you're going to kennedy? let's see the answer. >> every time i hear "hail to

the chief." >> see, it was not a reverse double psychology. this show is harder than jesse wants to make it. >> jesse: smarter than i look. people never tell me that they are: category mommy dearest. both of these former drug addicts have major beat with their mothers. which one said this? what kind of mother would want to see her son grow up to be an under-effing achiever? sorry, shannon. was a hunter biden or was it eminem? >> after the first answer, my confidence is shot. >> mine too! i'm questioning everything i know. >> i don't know how much jesse listens to eminem, so i know how much he does listen. >> jesse: she goes with eminem. this is a big answer. >> got to go for the long shot. >> jesse: let's see what it is. ♪♪ what kind of mother would want to see her son grow up to be on the achiever ♪♪

>> jesse: dancing on your grave. i think kilmeade is waiting for you at the bottom. category, proceed with caution. question, what television celebrity fears donald trump running in 2024, saying this? this former president should never be in power again. i mean, he shouldn't even be a crossing guard anywhere. was it sonny coston or was it jimmy kimmel? >> listen, you need this one. >> i'm going to say it's -- [laughter] >> all or nothing. >> jesse: there is a strategy involved. let's see if the strategy pays off. >> former president should never be in power again, he shouldn't even be a crossing guard anywhere. >> i feel like that -- >> i don't think she knew

anything about crossing guards. >> jesse: that is your excuse? >> mine got hit by a car. >> jesse: there is no mercy rule so we are going to continue. >> 2-0. >> no, i lost the first one. >> jesse: drugs to riches. which actress recently admitted they smuggled drugs before they made it big in hollywood? jubilee curtis or cameron diaz? >> oh, wow. >> she does not know this. it looks like hemmer knows, look at his smug face. >> jamie lee curtis grew up in a hollywood family. she wasn't trying to get by. cameron is so adorbs. >> jesse: who is it? >> could invoke a job to save my life. i got like one job, but really i think i was a mule turning drugs, i swear to god, they gave me a case that was locked, that

had my costumes in it, quote unquote. >> jesse: cameron diaz was the drug mule. >> jesse: okay, good job. >> kick me out of new york again. >> jesse: shook out that way. we have a prize for you, shannon. >> oh! oh, this is the best prize ever! will you come to washington, d.c.? >> jesse: wait a second, wait a second. >> are there limitations on here? >> jesse: reading the fine print. >> as an attorney -- >> jesse: okay, couldn't be visiting a better person. >> you thought i stood a chance? >> jesse: who knew, shannon crushed it. sorry, hemmer. it's friday, folks. ♪ ♪ all right, so i am a little rattled after the last interview with the shark expert. i thought i knew what to do when i encountered a shark, it was either i gouged or swim as fast as i could to shore, he told me

to swim towards the shark. because the shark is elf and is not used to being challenged. and i don't know what to think. i am shook. i'm kind of like hemmer, my confidence is now shot, and i'm starting to think the guest doesn't like me, and he just wanted me to swim so i could be shark food. i'm not going in the water this weekend, i'm sorry. just not going in the water. text messages. cassandra, what does she have to say? is there really no one in congress who sees what the pelosis up to? why isn't anyone doing anything about this? i'm surprised martha stewart hasn't said anything. "primetime" is going to be reaching out to stuart for comment. maybe we will have that next week. max as paulie p is coming back on the streets, i think it is time to quarantine again. yes, i think everybody needs to show their road awareness out in napa valley. samantha from north dakota, great show, jesse, i wonder how much fuel was used on biden strips. well, more fuel than he would have used last year with the price of gas going up.

tom, kentucky, i am surprised biden did not high five the saudi prince. at least he did not bow like barack. dennis from tulsa, if joe really wanted to show us how tough he was he would go corn pop on that prince. >> you may cut me but i'm going to wrap this chain around your head. >> jesse: came from seattle says, will jill biden call the saudis a bunch of unique falafels? not nice to compare the saudis to food, and they might do a little something more to jill. not nice people. may be some of those sorts they were dancing with trump with could come into play. john from pennsylvania, my passage of time has been a passage of time for the longest time. does kamala need a speechwriter? i would be great. i think this is like the third speechwriter she has gone through so i think she will think anybody at this point. ron from illinois, jesse, my dude, do you really dislike gutfeld or it is a running joke? i can't tell. >> of course i like gutfeld.

i love gutfeld. jesse, marilyn says looking very sharp tonight, jesse, nice tie, shirt, sweet suit, nice colors. you should see my shorts. how about these suckers right here? look at those! that's all tonight. dvr the show. tucker is up next, and always remember, i'm watters, and this is my world. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> tucker: good evening and welcome to "tucker carlson tonight." not to brag about we are coming to you from iowa. we will explain why in just a minute. here's an interesting story, ronnie jackson as a physician. he joined the white house medical unit many years ago under president george w. bush. he stayed in that job and went on to serve as physician for two subsequent presidents. ronnie jackson knows a lot about what it takes to run the country.