>> that is it for us tonight. thank you for joining us on "the ingraham angle." thank you for watching. greg gutfeld is going to take it from here. ♪ ♪ ♪. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> we are all having a happy and magical friday, everyone, and what a great show that we have for you. it's almost so good that i don't want to share with you, but i

will because i am a giving person. the nurses at the blood bank, in fact, sometimes i will even donate my own. now, there has been a lot of talk about who the democratic nominee should be for 2024. we are not even halfway through the term and they already want to bail on joe. >> can you blame them, the favorability would be is two points ahead of rheumatoid arthritis and three points below and awards. but anyway, that doesn't seem fair to joe biden out at all. he's got the experience, and the look. it was like he was sniffing hair

like tran-nines. that's not what the white house needs, but a coffin for joe. he takes it away when he ensures there is no dead body in their. so disgusting. but like my wife and the homeless musician she invited, they are not even hiding it anymore. suddenly they are mailing you boxes of omaha steaks, cases of red bull and keep sneaking up behind you at family functions. the joe biden name is too strong to ignore. [laughter] >> okay, so now you are on his

side. which is why i'm saying it's time to support joe biden in 2024. that's right, joe biden in 2024. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that's right. forget joe, it's time for hunter. it stands to reason there will be an improvement. there is a ton of reasons why hunter would make a great president. seriously, hunter cannot be blackmailed. what if some foreign agent approaches him and says mr. president, he would probably

reply fine. >> do you have one from this angle? or this angle? how about this. >> they always have some things that keep them busy. thinking i didn't think kids could get any fatter. but instead of a first lady, they will have first ladies of the evening. how fun would it be to see them at the inauguration and short shorts and a belly shirt. while others are in the lincoln bedroom that is now the grotto. if anyone can, this guy can pay off the national debt. he could pump out 400 of those

amounts, right out of his nose. he also knows accounting as well. prostitutes as a medical service? i need to switch doctors. and his advisors will want to be very specific but he can also tackle the drug crisis. who better to deal with the drug cartels and those that have their specific number. and did you see this? [inaudible] >> 2.07. [inaudible] >> he's the only guy that does drugs that wears a go pro.

[laughter] but you saw how precise he was. finally there's a politician with all the prices they want lowered. he has closed off so much that he has to add close. what is the most important question for a president? will you be awake at 3:00 a.m. to take a phone call? [laughter] yeah, you know, if you think that's important, he will be awake to take any:lessons from a baby mama. but in any emergency, hunter will always be the first one there, because he won't waste time getting dressed. so yes, the wrong joe biden is

running. joe biden is right. he took the family name to turn it into a cash cow of reckless hedonism. this guy, he is in malibu. he must've thought heck, why did i not do that. and so there you have it, i think he has the balls to do it, because i've seen him in the video. [cheers] [applause] >> he may want to have them looked at, they are a little bit blurry. what do you think, joe? >> oh, give me a break, i am driving this thing, hunter is behind me. we are a team. we are like a mullet, business in the front and party in the back. >> so we are all in agreement here. okay, keep it in the family, 2024. the slogan could be the biden

can trust to make it to the top of the stairs. just keep him away from your daughters and your medicine cabinet. and we welcome tonight's guest. he's so brilliant all of his teeth are wisdom teeth. walter kirn. [cheers] [applause] and we also have an old friend, she knows human rights, human rights lawyer and award-winning filmmaker, brooke goldstein. and she has the gift of gab and is known to stab. we have kat timpf. and the last time you voted hadd heads, make sure to butt heads

with tyrus. all right, walter. shouldn't we get behind him 100%? >> you know, since you sold the joke that i told you last night about the 3:00 a.m. phone call, you know. [laughter] >> you're right, you're right. like i have any choice. [laughter] >> well, i bought you a crab cake. >> who does that? >> here's my theory, it's actually an episode of the masked singer. so we don't really know who is president. and i have a theory as to who that is making him look bad, and

the person i think it might be behind the mask is rudy giuliani. [laughter] >> so predictable, well, brooke, it is great to see you. >> you should come visit. >> does not mean that i'm staying at your place? [laughter] >> he can't be any worse than his dad, what do you think? what are you worried about? >> well, i read an article the other day that said that we need to show compassion for hunter biden. he's the only surviving son of the president, his mother and sister had perished in a

terrible car accident, so he should be dealing with his issues, but instead he is front and center at the white house. he is throwing himself out there is a public figure and it is a national security issue. and i don't think it's a joke, i think it's super scary and the other thing that i find troubling, there is a poll that is released, 64% of democrats do not want joe biden to be the president. okay? and they don't want the president, they want him to step down to be replaced and that is a vote of no confidence by your own party which is kind of scary and unprecedented. >> after having gotten the most votes.

>> yes, this is true. >> another brilliant idea. >> i love the 3:00 a.m. joke, just to let you know. [laughter] louisiana i can only imagine the size of laughter. >> greg said half the audience would not get, but i said that the best half will. [laughter] >> i respectfully disagree, i think that he had a responsibility for his past brothers and sisters to be the best that he could be. we talked about this but he had a horrible role model as a father, which i said bad parenting, constantly throwing money instead of time, public service, how can you serve the public when you can't serve your home. and we are seeing it in grand

fashion. and again, we talked about bad parenting enabling on a grand scale. most parents cut them off and they deal with it, and he never did that. and you want to know who he's looking at, he is looking at that. he is fearless because no matter what he does, good old dad will make it go away. and now it's not. and he doesn't care because he stopped caring a long time ago. >> by the way, i like it when you call me mr. [laughter] >> that is because he was well raised. >> that was payback. that was payback. >> you know, you can boo him.

[laughter] >> we know right now that white men cannot be racist, it is outsourced to us. >> we did replace you. >> you know, that, you know, no pun intended in defense of hunter biden. he lacks any potential for shame. does not make you a great leader not to be embarrassed? >> i get that you're kind of joking, i get it, you are committed to the bit right now and that is great. >> why is everybody being so mean to me? what did i do? >> speak for yourself. >> maybe it was a feminist award thing. >> what is not funny is given the choice between him and his dad, he actually is more

qualified to be the president, even with everything and everything else. he always remembers the film, you know? [laughter] and so many democrats are acting like of course he is running. it's like well, running where? and two reasons, i can see and i can hear. and if i was shaking hands with the air, i wouldn't be able to come back to work. >> all right, moving on, attacking the gop on shows that no one wants to see coming up next

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>> liberal hacks can't quit their attacks. the hatreds viewers still can't find viewers. don lemon told his 10 remaining viewers that republicans are doing something that is very dangerous to society. now, 2 million viewers are going to see it. >> republicans are doing something very dangerous to our society, and we have to acknowledge it as americans and we don't we are not doing our job. and it's like, they have a lot to answer for in this moment.

>> so much for being less partisan. pushing a move to the middle, the middle lasted as long as brian seltzer chugging down corn syrup like water. msnbc intelligence analysis this week rambled on about the hearing and the right wing extremism, implying that the republican party has become an insurgency. >> a year and a half ago, people were actually saying that it's crazy, and it is. it is well on its way. you know, where now the republican party may have to fight. showing that americans are your neighbors. >> he is ogling suggesting this

because they want to kill you, but if republican said that they would be chastised for incitement or they would be liz cheney. a terrorist organization in the last decades in another country, and lastly, this guy is called an intelligence analyst? it would be like a feud with jerry nadler. >> what do you make of this? >> well, i have a lot to say about this. first i wish that they would come out and acknowledge that he is not for democracy, he doesn't think people have the right to a different opinion and he's not an objective journalist. ten years ago, maybe less, if the cnn anchor came out with this amount of disdain for half

of the american population, and whatever the left accuses the right of doing, they themselves are guilty of. recall kamala harris fundraising. and you remember when chuck schumer spoke about when brett cavanaugh has to pay the price, and now you have the sky who wrote a book arguing that the way to counter isis is to empower syria. he also said 113 terrorist men 113 terroristfighters, servicemn were killed, i'm not taking advice from the sky. the greatest threat to our democracy is those that do not believe in free and fair elections, that don't believe in free speech. the left presents the threat and

they are open and honest, and it is very scary. ♪ ♪ [cheers] [applause] >> let's go back to don lemon. do you think that he knows that his days are numbered? like it is in open conflict, with what they are going to do and then he said that half the country is a bunch of criminals that journalists should not take seriously? >> either that or he got super drunk the night before because he said that a million times before. it should be something like hey, that's crazy to say, but it's not, because it's crazy how many times he keeps saying it. and it also does not help anybody. because the way that people do become radicalized when they do

is nobody else talking to them when they go deeper and deeper and they go even deeper into that, he sees himself as a hero for saying these things, but he's not solving anything and could be making things worse. to think that your average person that may be voted for donald trump is a monster, it's not in line with reality and that's what makes it irresponsible. >> you know neighbors fighting neighbors. >> it would be fun. >> and then you just hear him scream. >> a couple of things.

brother nance, they first said this and set i was crazy. my brother was saying that as well. [laughter] but i think that you are very right, and we have both been fired a timer to, we have this phrase called going out in a blaze of glory. he knows his days are numbered, now he's trying to do what he does. because he is the official spokesperson for the woke. and he's like hey, he's alone on the island. he didn't realize ever since people started warning for things, you know, this is his blaze of glory. he is not playing around, he is on the losing side and he is daring him to do it. and i would not double dare

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>> welcome back. it is a show called gutsy for two broths that are a little bit

naughty. >> jon stewart, watch your back. i think it sounds like how i am not the type of person that would be end of this. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i just do it for the music. >> the book of gutsy women, and it's great to see hillary building up women.

we look forward to the episode that features ghislane maxwell was in attendance at bill and hillary's daughter's wedding. yeah, you better get her married soon before you have a murdered. [laughter] >> i'm going to pose a question, within the question is the answer. >> mec had a special court, i think she did one package.

>> he's like hey, i'm going to live with a bunch of chimpanzees. and i was like four years old. >> the one thing you don't know, jane goodall. she's the one that they thought of as the mother parent. >> from the chimps, constantly annoying them.

>> i think she's got a dark underbelly to all of this. >> well, it seems like they enjoy it well, what else are you going to do with it? i mean, how stupid are they. all right, tyrus, we have veered off the path. >> yes, you did. you got mad because you said at the beginning that the answer is in the questions. what are you like riddle questions, are you a wizard? >> jimmy kimmel gets emmy awards, so anybody can. [laughter] >> the only thing that concerns me is i don't know how focused

hillary is on the show, chelsea is breaking the fourth wall looking at the cameraman and she is seeing if the glass ceiling is going to break. >> it looked like they painted a face on a bowling ball and set it on a, on a bag of laundry. >> if you can't even take a photo together, this show is not going to do well. >> they look like they have never met. >> her head spins around all the way to the back. >> who is in the trunk? [laughter] >> i asked my wife about this and she said that it looks like they are going to bury a body. >> ron run away, run away. 2 this raises only one question,

what to the clintons have on apple tv. i mean, this is not a voluntary production. it is not for profit. it is some reason we don't know. someone is scared, this is the price, but silicon valley. you know. >> you go ahead. >> this is all part of their new venture, hidden light productions, it's their big bid to influence american public opinions, what looks like fun family programming but it looks like there's going to be some messages in there as well. >> but to pose as though hillary clinton is a champion of women's rights, it makes me want to throw up.

okay? forget clinton and epstein, that's her husband and she's not responsible for it. okay, but what about the fact that recently, and it could be argued, but that's another thing. it's crazy how men are edging out women in sports, they are very vocal, champions of partial-birth abortions, which is a grotesque practice, they are absolutely silent on human trafficking, abuse it's happening at the southern border, so to have amy schumer on your program because you want to be relevant in all of this and claimed that it's about empowering women, i don't think anyone is buying that. >> you are absolutely right, they are not giving a crap about it. see how i summarized it? that's why i am a host.

[laughter] coming up next, public hygiene forgotten. the big apple smells rotten.

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the anytime, anywhere migraine medicine. >> a story in five words. new york city really stinks. so tyrus, odor complaints reaching an all-time high, 6000 this year alone. what are your thoughts? >> not that the big apple was ever known for being clean or smelling phenomenal, but i think the politicians are so full of [bleep] that it spilled over into the streets. we are all knee-deep in it. and then on top of that stuff that we are walking through, we have to avoid syringes, assault and battery, everything. >> it stinks from the head on

down. >> what did you mean by you guys? [laughter] >> i love when we say that. [laughter] >> yes, over your bourbon and mayonnaise sandwich. >> we are definitely going to talk about it in the meeting. the meeting at white castle. and that's just what we call it. [laughter] >> all right, you moved out of the city, you come back periodically. >> you know, a lot of people forget that bill de blasio decriminalized public urination. so what do you think is going to happen? political pressure. >> oh, there is pressure in his

bladder. >> what is so interesting is the reason that they know new york smells worse now than it did before it is so many people were calling 311 and complaining. and remember when i first learned about 311 and i was just calling all the time, thinking that it would accomplish something? you know, it doesn't. 2 you have the website where you upload the complaints, i have had to do that a couple of times just so they don't think it's me. >> wasn't supposed to kill people since then? >> that is the only upside. >> if you remove the smell of pot, imagine what can really smell. the new york city replacement

for febreeze. okay, are you done? >> on ice, on ice. you spend a lot of time in the city, kat, are you responsible for some of the smells. >> my favorite game used to be is that her boyfriend or her dad. but now it's like is that from a dog or a human. >> it's always a human, people that have dogs clean up. >> maybe it is a tourist thing. >> we have a nuclear target we have crime, and i love how a

everyone says that is the charm of a big city. well, big cities are done, we are just living in it. that is why it stinks. okay, coming up next, jokes left on the floor that were too good to ignore. [acoustic soul music throughout] [acoustic soul music throughout] [acoustic soul music throughout] [acoustic soul music throughout] [acoustic soul music throughout]

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>> it is a segment back by demand. some are good, some are bad, some really bad. but you never know until you dig in. so as always, this is my first time reading these, so here we are. this week the senator said that men cannot get pregnant no matter how they look. leading brian seltzer to cancel his ultrasound. >> joe biden recently catching flak after reading script of directions like repeat the line out loud.

and suddenly the media is saying the part out loud, like the time i told that pharmacist that i had crabs. >> you knew that i wasn't going to read these. more questions about his age than what we thought. and in turn, a lot like the immortal scottish swordsman and there can only be one. and we have a highlander fan who also doesn't like humor. and bad news of taquitos and burritos. customer say that they long for

the good old days. an expert say they could cause a surge and dancing nurse tick-tock videos. and starbucks is closing several stores after the staff reported crime and drug use. >> john bolton talked about how his mustache alone has overgrown three countries. including how we know that's not

true. and i don't even know what i said. and the unit that tells victims when they are up for parole. and that was a good one. when reports show that hunter biden paid for the girlfriend experience. you know, that's clean humor, good clean humor. >> the audience knows that these are jokes. [laughter]

>> you can't see what i'm doing. [laughter] >> survey says that new yorkers think that the city stings and that it smells bad too. it's like it's from a riddle book from seventh grade. >> and finally, i've never been so happy to hear that, journalist releasing shocking video of hunter biden. showing him fully clothed and praying in church. [laughter] >> don't go away, we will be right back after this.

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>> we are out of time, but thank you. and we think the studio audience as well. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> hello, this is "fox news @ night," and i am in for shannon bream. breaking tonight. president biden sending twitter into a tizzy after the controversial greeting of the president of saudi