thanks. mike gunzelman. internet radio sensation and a connoisseur of all things fast food. to put ketchup on it? you should e-mail us. is that the way to go? it's a sign 0 the end of civil sayings myself. it could be wrong. here's "the five." >> dana: hello. i'm dana perino with judge jeanine and jessica tarlov. this is "the five." president biden pivoting yet again trying to mend his political agenda. biden, 18 months in, deciding now is the time to call climate change an emergency. the move an tempt to appease his progressive base upset that biden is not fighting harder for

the policies that they want. the president in massachusetts making the push for green energy. >> climate change i nation and . this is an emergency. i will look at it that way. i said last week and i'll say it again loud and clear, as president, i'll use my executive powers to combat the climate crisis. not a single republican in congress will help support my climate plan. not one. let me be clear. climate change is an emergency. we'll make the clean air safer. i mean it. we have an opportunity here. >> dana: that comes as democrats lay in to moderate democrat senator joe manchin with some claiming that he's doomed humanity. yes, doomed humanity. manchin pumping the brakes on half a trillion in climate spending. he says that they need to chill out. >> people criticizing me, i understand that.

i understand their aspirations. i understand the criticism. don't you believe inflation is the number one thing in american right now hurting every human being? if they don't care about that, i do. i'm more concerned about that. >> dana: voters seem to be siding with joe manchin instead of the president. a new poll shows 1% of voters rank climate as the most important problem facing the country. jesse, that might be the 1% downtown. >> jesse: it's true. air safer? we need the streets safer, not the air, joe. that's what happens when you do a shot in front of a landfill, when you have to scramble when manchin tanks your domestic agenda. biden is not a green guy and never was a green guy. i was following barack's foot steps and now bernie's foot steps. he couldn't explain to you the science of global warming if you asked him straight up.

he doesn't know anything about it. he's going to massachusetts because massachusetts had this coal plant. they fired 200 workers from the coal plant to make wind mills now. guess who owns the wind mill company? the italians. so he's picking winners and losers. none of them are american companies. he's doing corporate welfare for the italian companies. i don't understand why he's doing that. it's not even a green state. i looked in to the energy sources for massachusetts. it's like 2/3s natural gas, a couple little bit coal and a lot nuclear. less than 1% of energy in massachusetts comes from renewables. so you can put wind mills up. they're not going to power that state. he has a new poll, he's at 31%. he's clinging for dear life here. that's why he's going up there. his base has one foot out the door. you have to think to yourself, if massachusetts is such a liberal state and i said yesterday that delaware, such a

liberal state, then how come none of he's states are green? how come none of them use solar or wind? what is stopping the democratic leadership? here's what's stopping it. it doesn't work. that's why they don't do it. >> dana: the president today said this is an emergency, but he didn't declare an emergency. putting pen to paper. but to talk to the base, he said it is an emergency. >> greg: he can't say it's an emergency when he still own as corvette. right? if he really believes this was a threat, you go america, i'm selling the corvette. and then i go wow, he really believes it. all the secret service should trade their s.u.v.s in for stretch priuss. we're in a full blown heat wave. we demonize man kind without finding any practical solutions. it's not winds mills. you can't power factories with that. solar power is not good.

he uses the phrase "extreme weather." it's not hard to look up the science, right? 1920, half a million died in floods, heat waves, storms. 2020, 14,000. that's a decline of 96%. as i said before, we used to do this all the time. we would have to be -- i'd have to go like coal deaths out number heat deaths. you don't hear about that. how do the rich countries get rich? fossil fuels and fertilizer depends on coal and gas. now we're telling these poor countries, sorry, the door is closed. you're not going to get it. you have to do solar and wind. that will lead people to poverty. factories can not be run by intermittent wind. it doesn't work. biden is telling poor countries, you're screwed as he goes to saudi arabia and begs for them

to pump more oil. that's hypocrisy. they haven't learned. this is a bummer. i think it's getting warmer. it's taken me awhile to figure this out. i was waiting for the science. think about the opportunity cost of this. you know, it alienated people like me. might have been a real issue except they demonized nuclear power, which will be the main solution. modern environmentalists are talking about it as a clean safe energy. aoc is for it, but i don't know. i might have dreamt that. right on cue, the hard woke left is saying that nuclear power is racist, ageist, sexist. the hyperbole going back to the 70s is alienated a lot of people. nobody trusts chicken littles. so they have to dig their way out. they made tomorrow dire predictions that came out false. >> jesse: you were dreaming

about aoc? >> greg: no. >> dana: judge, you remember last fall the president went to glasgow. they had that big climate meeting. everybody was going to make pledges for what they were going to do. parentsly that fell apart. it all fell apart. >> i don't remember anything happening. any time biden says something is an emergency and he's going to address it, unlock federal resources and he's going to use all of his administrative powers and the man is so out there at this point, he doesn't realize what the emergencies are. the emergencies are inflation and crime. those are the emergencies. you see these people don't believe that they work for us. what they believe in is getting elected and making sure that the power is distributed among people that they agree with and people benefit. so for example, now, you remember cylindra? >> dana: we even had a graphic. >> a half a billion dollars.

it was taxpayer money involved. the taxpayers got put in the back of the line so the obama supporters and the obama people got paid first. and that was corrupt from the beginning. we all knew that cylindra was going bankrupt. obama insisted we have to invest in the solar panels. what we're going to do now is invest in solar panels. guess where? china. we're going to get all of these car batteries for our electric vehicles, guess where? china. this is about biden taking care of hunter or whatever it is he wants to take care of with china who is, i believe, our arch enemy as far as i'm concerned. they want to control the world. but this threat stuff, you know, didn't we -- give me some i've, give me some criteria. give me something that tells me that i'm going to die in six years. we're all going to die from

this. and the end game and i think the hero in all of this is joe manchin. i love the guy. he's the only guy with common sense. the democrats want to make him in to the evil guy. he's the only guy that is preventing them from totally destroying the economy. >> dana: do you love joe manchin, jessica? >> i like him fine. we're not going to get another democrat in west virginia. be thankful for what you have. he ran ahead of donald trump in the state. he won by 70 points. also, what joe manchin is talking about is not that he doesn't believe that climate change is real and manmade, it's that we can't spend more because of extra spending is hurting us in terms of inflation and that's really what is upsetting people on a day-to-day basis. that doesn't believe he doesn't mean in the emergency part, which i believe in as well. judge, when you say there's no emergency, there is plenty of evidence -- >> i didn't say that. >> you said where is the evidence? >> greg: don't bring up weather. bring up climate.

>> what? >> greg: don't point to weather. >> why? >> greg: that's what everybody does. i can do it, too. it's cold now. >> excuse me. there are wild fires ripping through london. there was a 25 foot wave that took out a two story condo in hawaii. you're making a face. i don't understand what you're grinning about. >> greg: the data is against us. it's not extreme weather. >> it's not if you look at the environmental defense fund. they have a nine-step plan -- >> greg: using the icc -- whatever. >> there's no conceivable way that we can say the amount of c 02 that we're pumping in to whatever system you want above is not having an effect on our life below. >> you mean john kerry? >> yeah. democrats go on private jets. >> dana: it's interesting that the administration can't figure out a way to talk about this in a way that says we're not going

to end gasoline powers cars in the next three years. so we have to have a slow roll out of it. hey can't do that. all he does is get up there and say it's an emergency. >> there's two things that really stick out that a important here. the power grid is a huge problem. we saw what happened in texas and our infrastructure cannot support these kinds of conditions. we have a bipartisan infrastructure bill. but more of this money that he's talking about in the executive action -- >> dana: it's too bad all of the bipartisan bills will be eaten up by inflation. you see, the cycle -- coming up next, a good guy with the gun saved countless lives in a mass shooting now he's getting attacked. we'll tell you about it. ♪♪

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>> his actions were nothing short of heroic. many more people would have died last night if it wasn't for a

responsible armed citizen. >> jesse: police praising the actions of a good guy with a gun that neutralized a deranged shooter at a mall in indiana. it took elijah digit kens 15 seconds to take down the suspect that shot and killed three and injured two others. the 22-year-old going toward the shooter and confronted him. liberals say his actions were way out of line. arguing the hero shouldn't be called a good samaritan. and then there's the ladies of "the view." >> this good samaritan thing, i was trained in defensive firearm training. it's veried hard to hit a moving target. it's very lucky that that good samaritan hit that moving target in that way and he wasn't -- he had a gun permit but he wasn't supposed to be in the mall with a gun. so he broke the law -- even though he was -- >> jesse: you're saying no, no,

no, judge. >> jeanine: he didn't break the law. he didn't break the law. they say in the mall they don't want you to have a gun. he didn't break a law. he came to the defense of another person. i'm surprised, sonny. you worked for the department of justice. ideology is trumping the murder of innocent victims. they're so left, that they say they want to believe it's a horrible thing and god for bid we call this person a good samaritan that stopped a mass shooter because he's a law abiding buy. she's upset that he stopped the killer what is wrong with this picture? that's all i have to say. there's nothing else to say. >> jesse: do you want to lay-up, jessica? i'll ask you. here's the lay-up opportunity. is this guy a good samaritan? >> jessica: sure. he killed a mass shooter.

still managed to kill three people before this happened, which is a big deal and we shouldn't lose focus on them. he's bought his guns legally in march. he didn't have an adult record but he had a juvenile record. i don't know what the role that can play going forward in terms of holding people back -- the judge is nodding with me. that's a good sign. i think what is important to not lose sight of and this happens as new news stories roll in and people push out the odd ones. a good guy with a gun can help. two days ago, it was 400 trained cops let 20 kids die in classrooms while they were waiting around and using hand sanitizer. >> jesse: i wish this guy was in uvalde. >> jessica: i would well kim him to do that. it's a sorry reflection on the state of america, it's an average day that three people are murdered by someone.

lucky he took them out. but that doesn't mean we don't have a tremendous gun problem in this country. >> jesse: we're lucky. they polled this. people trust a regular citizen with a gun sometimes more than police officerings because police officers, they're few and far between. if there's a civilian there during the shooting, they can neutralize that shooter like that. >> dana: the first people to call him a hero were the cops. it took 11 minutes after the 911 call for the police to get there. >> jesse: exactly. >> dana: the local news agency there, wthr, want to give them credit. they approached several gun instructors. how difficult would it be for this -- to replicate this? they can put eight out of ten shots on target in 15 seconds at double the maximum pistol range distance. nobody could do that. they don't come close. i think one, hero. also, would you please join the navy seals. >> jesse: great shot.

greg? >> greg: jessica brought up the news cycle. she's right about one side goes with their story, the other side brings up their story. the problem is that other story, the texas story and all the other mass shootings get amplified. this story must be amplified. it's clear that was a copycat shooter. these are all happening in clumps. the amplification of the previous shootings. it stands to reason that if you amplified this story, that would give copycats a second thought. it's like the uncertainty that there might be an armed person around there and the place that you want to go light up, might take you out. that might help. more of these stories, i would love to hear. i would love to hear them in the media. i doubt this is showing up on cnn or msnbc. gun control people will say this

didn't reduce the severity. this didn't prevent the contagious but diminished the harm. so you're saying you don't want it now? it goes back to the sonny comment. in her best case, i can't believe she would have preferred to have more victims. that's what she's basically saying. i mean, you have to -- what is the alternate in that reality in a mass shooter? to say i'm glad that guy wasn't there to stop it. this is like compared to the tragedy in texas. the reason why this private citizen legally armed was able to shoot so quickly, he didn't have to wait for approval. no red tape, no violation of protocol. that's what they have to look at. why were 400 people there and nobody could do it? this could co do it because he wasn't them. >> jeanine: what is interesting is the fact that when she says that sonny says, you know, you have to be really good to do that.

he could have killed a lot of people. that's always the argument. he could have -- but he didn't. let's do with the facts. he didn't. >> jesse: he didn't. he's a great shot. that was a great analogy about the vaccine. >> dana: god prevent the contagion. coming up, free aoc. pretending to be handcuffs. ♪♪

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themselves? alexandria ocasio-cortez and ilhan omar for pretending to be handcuffs while being led away by police. both walking with their hands behind their backs. but it turns out, they were just pretending with aoc throwing her fist right up in the air. the congresswoman complaining later over people calling her out, labelling them as right-wing lunatics. >> republicans favorite hobby is to distract you. they're trying to take away your right to bodily autonomy. if i was faking that, why would i fist pump somebody. so silly. >> jeanine: aoc adding on twitter, no faking here. putting your hands behind your back is the best practice while detained, handcuffed or not the avoid escalating charges like resisting arrest. the liberal media falling for

the charade. outlets like abc posting these photos with their hands behind their back. okay. let's talk about in, dana. you seem to be getting the biggest charge out of this. >> dana: this is my favorite story. >> jeanine: okay. why did she put her hands bind her back? she's really not worried about best practices when you're arrested. as if she knows. >> dana: i think she should put that out as a public service announcement. i didn't know that. >> jeanine: yeah. >> dana: i do remember the tik tok texans and they were hiding out do -- in basements and they were actually eating out. when i was a kid, at the end of school, i would love to playskool. she wanted to go to congress so she could play congress. here's the thing. at congress, you can pass laws.

what were they doing as jessica pointed out? what were they doing from the days that the leaked draft of the possible decision of roe v. wade to when it was announced, what were they doing in all of those times? the first thing she did yesterday after she made an instagram video? she sent out a fund-raising e-mail. they're making money on your being upset about roe v. wade. if you're upset about that, what they're doing, they're pretending to protest and taking your money and doing nothing with it. >> jeanine: jesse, i saw you do that high fist. the truth is the liberal media did fall for it. they showed them with their hands behind their backs. the liberal media engaged in that. look at ilhan right there. she has her hands behind her back. aoc looks like she has her hands behind her back. they're not joking around, are they? >> jesse: no.

that's what they wanted. they wanted that shot so they could look like heros. she says she's doing this to do escalate the situation? from what? she's not rodney king. she's not getting batons across her school. they gave her free water and bananas. then she said the capitol hill police officers were not protecting her against sexual harassment and were in on january 6. now she's throwing herself about these officers like she's a co-star. she said she's not getting paid enough. go to hollywood. she's the least productive member of congress. they say lights, camerases and action and she's out there. her fiance is not making enough

money for her. >> jeanine: jessica, what do you say? >> it's frustrating for me when a good cause and something that is important and protesting this decision is something that is important, our new fox polling shows 70% of americans are upset about the decision. that doesn't mean 70% of americans are for abortion with no limits. the vast majority want a 15-week back put in place. but they want reproductive healthcare. when you do this and the story switches over to that and it's not only conservatives that will be talking about it, it's about moderate democrats talking about it or someone like carolyn malone. she was out there talking about the cause that matters to her. she's talking about her record. maybe it's the future of having worked with some fantastic conservative colleagues but i look at stories for what will happen to the other side when they get their hands on this. you know for a fact if you're

voluntarily putting your hands behind your back that people are going to seize on that and not talk about the fact that in 26 states it's illegal to get an abortion. >> jesse: it's still legal. >> jessica: is that not true? >> jesse: no. >> jeanine: we've been through it. >> jessica: he did it. >> jeanine: you think she had invisible handcuffs on? >> greg: yes. i've seen them. i ordered them on amazon. being arrested is the new virtual signal for gaining status. there's two people in this building or were in this building that like to brag that they've been arrested. somebody that we know. oh, i was arrested in blah, blah. oh, you were arrested? >> jeanine: tell us. >> greg: you know who one of them is. but their arrest is like no more severe than having somebody to come read your gas meter. they pull you over, write a

ticket. it's $50. it isn't about her. it's about the media like you said and their willingness to cooperate and stories that they love. they never would have played long with a pro lifer or a republican or a gun rights person if they did this fake thing. they would call them out. that's what we have to do. the mainstream media won't. this is more evidence that what the media does, it doesn't present real things but representatives -- it's like the trash can on your laptop. that's not really a trash can when you drag things into it. it's an icon. that's what the media loves to do, create icons. this is a funner lighter version of whip gate. the picture send around over and over and automatic you saw is a black migrant and and evil border patrol agent and a whip. little icons. when you tap on them and find out that's not what it is.

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♪♪ >> jessica: democratic mayors feeling the heat on the border crisis. new york city mayor eric adams the say the latest that his homeless shelters are being overrun by immigrants. now he wants the president to help with the problem. that comes with the white house abuses border states of playing

politics. >> we believe it's shameful that some governors are using migrants as a political tool, as a political play when we should be making sure that we're doing everything that we can to help folks who are coming in to this process in a legal way. >> jessica: okay. dana, do you want to -- >> dana: i have to say, karine jean-pierre is trying to put lipstick on a pig here. because the white house policy person says this is what we should say about this doesn't mean you have to say it. this doesn't make any sense. imagine the mayor of del rio, texas, do they care about him? is it shameful that 15,000 migrants showed up in a town of 35,000 people in one day last september? on a they of whip gate? that's the only thing that mattered to the administration.

that is shameful. there's a way to say we understand the mayor's frustration at the border. we understand the concerns of the mayors here. deciding it's shameful and fighting with every one is not going to win you friends. there's not bus loads of people coming to new york. maybe the migrants are making it in other ways. maybe they flew to the county where judge jeanine resides in the middle of the night. maybe i can get a job in new york city. they end up here. the fact that they think it's shameful. like the republicans say, it's shameful. nothing is getting solved. what is the real shame the local politicians there -- the mayor of del rio is -- he gets paid $50 a month to do that job. meanwhile, the mayor of new york city gets paid in cryptocurrency. >> jessica: what can be done? >> jeanine: i don't want to talk about that. i tell you what can be done. you can close the border.

okay? mayorkas says we're working to make the border more secure. mayorkas, it's not secure. where did the morgue come from? it's shameful. i almost jumped out of my seat. i'll tell you why. when you peel back the layers of the onion, it goes deeper. when the white house says it's shameful that they would use this as a political tool, the republicans or the people that don't want them, you live at the border, you should be beat down. your town should be destroyed. we don't care about your ranches. you're not really america. come to new york city, how dare you? here's where it takes us. if we have to go to the federal government to get money because there's a right to shelter requirement in new york, you have to say wait a minute. if we need additional federal resources and its shameful for us, does she say that we don't

have the resources or they don't have money sufficient to help us. then we get into the question how many do we take. how many more can we take. what can we really afford. if the federal government is going to pay for them in the cities that democrats are concerned about, we get down to brass tacks with what's going on with immigration. the border can tear those towns apart. they don't matter. >> jessica: wouldn't this be a good thing, greg, nor the federal government to be spending more money on? it's a problem that we know is crushing. >> greg: i don't trust them with the money they're already spending. where is it going? we talked about this a long time. people are listening. you have to marry consequences to the policies. now new york city can no longer reap the benefits of cheap labor without dealing with the burden on services. that's all that is happening. so this is -- it's funny

watching them complain as they mocked all the border states or ignored the border states. now it's happening to them. now let's apply it to other issues. this might achieve something. how do you do this with crime? how do you make the progressive das feel the pain they caused? perhaps the same strategy where you release criminals in their neighborhood or when the criminals get busted and release, you drop them off in front of alvin brag's street. put them in their neighborhood. they come to my hood all the time. it's like maybe this is the solution. you make sure that the consequences meet the policies. i think this was a great idea. hats off to abbott. turned them in to costellos. >> jeanine: remember them? >> jesse: yeah, i talked to abbott's people today. they said they haven't sent any buses to new york city. it's biden flying them there. if you believe global warming is

a crisis, you should be bussing them. not jet fuel. it's about snobbery, jessica. you should know something about it. >> jeanine: i'm going to defender her. it's not nice. >> jesse: you have these leaders in these elite cosmopolitan east coast cities that are saying, you know, we can't deal with your people up here. you know, we have real issues. we have clean sidewalks. we can't just have a bunch of illegal aliens sitting in a train station wanting to work. they deserve to be down there in the dusty texas heat where you can't see them because there's a lot of real estate. that's where they should be. not up here with high class people. that's what this is about. remember newsome the other day is like you know what? we need to go back on offense. we're too defensive. we have the facts on our side. a great example. they don't have any facts on their side and just getting

their teeth kicked in and the republicans aren't doing it. yes, abbott is sending them up here but democratic mayors saying joe, we need help here. can you do something? joe doesn't listen. joe hasn't responded to this. >> dana: you know what the president should say? spend your unspent covid funds to take care of the migrants. that's what i'd say. >> jeanine: there's jobs, too. the fastest is up next. i'm mark and i live in vero beach, florida. my wife and i have three children. ruthann and i like to hike. we eat healthy. we exercise. i noticed i wasn't as sharp as i used to be. my wife introduced me to prevagen and so i said "yeah, i'll try it out." i noticed that i felt sharper, i felt like i was able to respond to things quicker. and i thought, yeah, it works for me. prevagen. healthier brain. better life.

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if anybody deserves to drink, it's parents with screaming brats. >> jeanine: i don't have them anymore. so move on, greg. >> jesse: you don't want to talk about it? >> jeanine: there's all kinds of things. >> greg: at a bar? >> jeanine: i'm teasing you. go to jessica. >> greg: i don't know why this has become password. pass! they should make special cocktails for babies. i'm a doctor. i can say this. >> jeanine: like you give them before a flight? >> greg: jesse never does that. >> jessica: i think babies are fine in bars. they don't bother you. they mostly fall asleep in sleepers. and baby sitters are so expensive. if you want to go to your corner, have a drink, get time out -- >> dana: doesn't sound bad.

>> greg: jesse, you bring your young baby to bars? >> jesse: a restaurant with a bar, i'll do that. you can't bring a baby to a bar. i have standards. i'll order food and drinks and do a few shots with the baby. >> greg: dana, you and write the only people here that don't have kids. they should lend us their babies to take to a bar to get a better service. if you have a baby, people will wait on you quicker. they want you out. i want to be like england where you can take your dog to the pub. that is great. >> jeanine: you can do that in europe. >> dana: i know. >> greg: they banned smoking in pubs. now you can smell the dog gas. >> jeanine: how do you know it's dog gas? >> greg: it's true. a lot of old men in there. >> jeanine: why don't you read? >> greg: one more thing is up next. ♪♪

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you were right. >> dana: you may not know but maybe you do, do you follow fox weather? i do because it is the best app. ever and they always tell you when the rain is going to stop. our weather man dancing weather man nick kosar has a viral tiktok and tonight is he going toe to toe with so you think you can dance all stars at fox 9:00 p.m. eastern here is something we learned from him today. >> are you guys ready to kill this dance challenge with me? ♪ ♪ woo! >> dana: you can watch tonight at 9:00 p.m. different ways to do it on fox weather. again, the shows are great. also, you got to get the app. because it's excellent. jessica. >> jessica: weather people, so cool. that sounded bad. i love janice dean. >> greg: the weather people. >> jessica: sweet moment cure

kershaw shared a special moment press conference yesterday 10-year-old teared up while explaining to kershaw it was on his grandfather's bucket list to meet him before he passed away from brain cancer in 2014. without hesitation he got up from the podium and gave him a big hug for praises his courage for sharing his story. encounter that touched everyone in the room and won't be forgotten by little blake. i love this. jesse? >> jesse: i will be real quick tonight on "jesse watters primetime" we have exclusive footage of the colbert nine. the surveillance footage has been released to us. we will show you what they were doing with the puppet and harassing people that got them arrested. >> greg: insurrection. >> dana: judge? >> judge jeanine: firefighters coming to the rescue of a dog who had been cruelly thrown off the bridge onto the harlem river yesterday. a good samaritan trying to keep the dog's head above water and firefighters came in and they saved the pooch. they took it out of the waterway and tonight fire boat where he

got medical attention. >> greg: who did that? who threw him? >> dana: don't know. >> judge jeanine: some mean guy. >> dana: did he get adopted? >> judge jeanine: i don't know. i will come back tomorrow and let you know. >> dana: always come back "the five." that's it for us. see you don't on exclamation point. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: i was a fan of the horse watching the horse piñata. that was my favorite. good evening, dana. welcome to washington i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, fox news has learned the federal probe into president biden's son hunter being conducted by the u.s. attorney in delaware has reached a, quote: critical stage. the tax probe has been going on for years. but we're told the investigation expanded in recent months. hunter biden could face a number of specific charges if prosecutors decide to move forward. correspondent david spunt has been following this story, has the breaking news tonight at the top of the