me his plate. didn't ask about menu but i did see an empty plate with crumbs. we can also report tonight that after finishing his footed little joey used big boy potty. all of proceeds go to --- i gave one to ots governor and senator. enjoy. gutfeld is up next. hey! look at this. happy freaking friday. i hope you had a great week. i did. i got wart removed. not intentionally. i got drunk last night and passed out in kitchen with my hand in the pa nini maker.

burn been that sucker right off. i also had mole removed. you know chris wallace went to cnn. unnecessary. i don't even know him. who cares. but i who had that wart forever. so figured name brian killimmediate. reminds me of him it was small unsightly and annoying. but speaking of brian you ever heard worst thirsty as it used in current slang? it is not like warning bear beer what kids say obvious dereceive for attention. so you do stuffing get noticed. it is like people who post shirtless photos of themselves. . or people who fake an arrest? yes. >> or people who war repulsive

jackets. don't egg him on. you know who really thirsty? the squeaky fellow. key keep waiting for him to doll to show where trump touch odd him. . then there is lady. man is she cold. in d.c. when they deliver donor organs on to hospital they placed them under her arm pits. that's cold. and of course there an i bet ate worms to impress people in grade school can fight climate change. to hearing last night did you watch it? me either. i watched celebrity edition of chalk. i saw took key loss a nose it ring. but know would have a life. unlike them. so here is recap of the hearing. >> true while you were making

dinner, playing with your kids, or playing with your dinner and making kids, they thirsty bozo were trying to attract attention to their lost cause. it is like phone calls i get from doozy to go on nature hikes. dude, i know what that is about. economy in. but boy did hearings back fire for their party and for how balance aboutly like peel turning away when lance armstrong strips. they took their eyes off of the ball. cush rent president nothings less popular than disease. but despite all of bad things they say about trump, he was

more popular after january 6th than biden is now. that's amazing which could explain covid diagnosis. not saying it is it will apply but it came at the right time. and by the right time, i mean less than 24 hours after his cancer announcements. i won't be surprised tomorrow if he tells us he monkey pox. and blames on pair underwear he borrowed from hunter. because the timing more apuss than google add for weight loss that pops right after click on a clip of brian. weird! . uncanny. so realizing that november they are going to get their asss

whipped they now announce more hearings. more hearings for settlement this is sequel no one asked for. like major league three back to minors. but it is bringing scott back on charges. an actor. first show american tv that jumped -- what they are going to talk about last night they found out me land any didn't know about january 6th as it was happening her admit she one to gave ray es a ride to ride gots. she not scrolling through twitter while sniffing her fingers which exactly what press does now. you remember the trump grasp wheel bomb shell t. has been heated discussion. what do they downgraded to next? a test game of freeze tag? so they come back in september. when i will distracted by

impressive back to school savings. i don't even to go to school. i get it. lessons are coming up. and only hope did he tracksion from reality. while americans get magged at the palm am super market and pretty much everywhere else i suggest running but even people running for governor get attacked. democrat are not even hiding political thirstiness and networks abide when democrat farther they will sniff it. and in is one big collective farther. if it was any more methane china would use in a power plants. you think that network with be pissed for being played and contemplate the opportunities costs as these a holes brad will we inflation war and crime raging. no wonder people have less faith in media than snake charmers but they don't care. over the years media developed is a syndrome fell love with their captors which democrat

party. but what's good for the goose is good for the gander. you know gone der must really hate the goose. look like stop it goose! . i you will be next. what gander ever do. i could do this for hours. but once republican take over no, it is going to be hunter joe and hear has nonstop. and it is going to be like bachelor lost, 24 and those faces death dvds rolled into one. yes. think of the drinking games. and every time you hear big guys you drink, and every time hunter phases camera nude, you really drink. and hell imagine if you drank every time hunter lights his crack pipe. your live would have more holes in it than his defense. by all means keep pushing hears.

you reveal your bias and ambivalous to towards the real concerns americans have. it is not going to end well for you. you may end up working for cnn. >> all right. -- he like bannon he goes against cur rests some times held by bears. senator chadwhen i can moore. . grandmother love him because his jacket matches their wallpaper. fox across american host. and finally her point are as sharp as her elbows. fox new con trint distributor

kattmph. jimmy because you would disgusting jacket, do you want to take a picture what he this did to my wart after it got removed. other goodness. show it to me. oh, my gosh! >> it was steve's actually pretty mean knee like the host of this show? >>. oh! yes. >> you got send to me that morning. >> it is amazing that's on my finger. this finger. i companies show audience. >> where do get wart. oh, man! . little place called paradise island. so jimmy, you are acquaint the thirstiness are you seen more desperate ploy and more obvious ploy than that? >> january 6th? >> yes this hilarious. only part last ninth yep joyed showing people get arrested

because at least we saw real hand cuffs for the first time this week. although we are all going feel dumb aoc did get handcuffed by the invisible guy that biden has been shaking hand with. but let me make up very serious point it can't move needle politically. it is reambly part of it objective observers calling election stolen, decertificates vsz jail time every democrat from 2016 doing a life right now. you know what i am saying they are on tv every night telling you 2020 people deserve prison. 2016 people did he serve prices? how about [beep] you know what i mean? >>. the funny thing politic chance think we are so stupid in 2024. if republican win they are going say that that's stolen. they are going pretend like nothing they said said now duringian 6th matter.

do you think the public sees how bias these hearings are. >> i think people are done. people know capital riots will never happen again. what they going to genetic flicks streaming deal go like 2024 with it. i mean what i see dc like stands in the mid approximately room with paper bag on their head. and their own worlds. i mean foreign example nancy pelosi her office says, her spouse does stock trades. >> yes. she lives in community property state. she owns half of the stock. so you know it is you know what i mean? so this in their bubble kinds of world ask rest of the country saying what are you doing? the let's mover it on. they actually genetic work to do like we are going to do prime time. i mean what was on thursday cat? >> i have been rewatching summer house. i don't know what that is. >> i feel bad for you. >> oh well. screw you kat.

>> scott adams you know him. made this great point he believed the hoax has replaced russian collusion hoax. also same mapping of it. where like they keep doing these hearing over and over again but they are recycling the mind reading. things they can't see but they think going on in -- you are so upset. in i like wow. you really believed me. he glued to t have. they can't wait for episode. it was astounding to meet this person. i didn't know they existed. becoming emotional thing for them. and they don't hear themselves we keep changing claim of the committee. started he insighted this riot and he should it go to jail for

this now we are toll it is his wife's fault. and then last night we just here to make sure it does not happen again. one nice thing under biden it can't happen again because there no way that many people can afford gas money to get to dc. wanter closing in on melania. >> you got angry as i am every time you consider that we are paying for this? >> oh. yes. i know. >> yes. i am. because -- well how many times you know, can you say like it was bad. i wasn't there. you know like it was bad. and even the stuff that knew that comes out isn't really new. it is kind of stuff we already did know. bit which i think only thing that could helpful for any one would be what melanie. i think would be very helpful

for all people get interviewed on first 48. you know like, who killed person they are like i did he it. i mean. i don't know what you are talking. if murderer. when you look to what's happened 909% who whoever was there wandering it around. it looked like crew gone amuck. i know people that set they were let in you don't hear anything about that. there were people that were there let in walking around in -- no. they are still in jail right now. are you sure that's bin kinney or just fur suits. >> it is weird because reminds of half water buffalo hats from flinstones. you know what i mean? >> for those under 45 is flinstones were a cartoon. up next. mid guided woke compaction.

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republican gets sales and perk per of gets bailed by you likely seen tape making rounds today. reviews out germany have been excel lem so far chadwick. you already knew that. >> i did. i think of course new york gubernatorial candidate. ly zelden getting about attacked on stage last night during campaign stop. new york and there only there only one option.

he got knife tooked like he was trying to shave him. he was okay and he even finished his speech. you know such trooper governor wants to cut his budget. 43 year old who reportedly iraq war vet also had sharp weapon on him when he was tackled restrained by multiple witnesses no word yet they will charge witnesses with attempted murder. they weren't sure. all right. suspect charged with felony second degree assault. but since this is new york, you know what happened next, they let his attack go while racing your tacks. he was released within hours which predicted tweeting earlier

his words as tried to stab me if new hours ago were you are done. but several attendee quickly jumped into action and tackled guy. law enforcement on seen within minutes attacker will be indancely release under new york law. that's lawless liberal policies in nutshell where our woke reformers belong in giants shell for nuts. you think would light fire under them to enact bail reform. who could have predicted this? yes. time for classic gutfeld skit because it is friday and we want to leave earlier. thank you for the idea, liz. >> hey! someone stole my bags. someone stole my bags! hey. someone stole my phone. someone stole my phone and my bag. that's so mean.

that could be fire man's i am sure you are familiar with that. what do you make of weapon. you looked little kitty charm. it is like hello kitty braz nuke wills. it is like face of cat. yes am. yes. >> that's real by the way. is two year veteran nypd and decked the guy. she opens her mouth and like bronx falls out. you look into her eyes and you are like this lady deep. they were part of this story. it was pretty good. obsessed with key chain. tell me this good deal? >> okay 9.99. or, four interest-free payment of $6. .

hey! >> i am serious. it comes with a 909-day warranty. hello if you quick on free tech support. free tech support. excuse i am planning on attacking congressman. well we will stay on the line while you do it. and we will set you for interest free loan. >> yes. so does not incapsulate everything we know about what's going wrong in this time number. he was giving speech about weak bail reform and then, 15 miles away two cops with shot dead. >> i didn't even know that yes in rochester. so you know i liked you know biden white house. the governor come out with statement we could condemn. how about condemning no cash bail for criminally neglect whom wide. money lawn gerring and advancing terrorism there dozens cash bail they but then that's condemning

that they are just putting out you know kind of statements on tape. what do you think that cat key chain kat? >> yes. it was pretty cool. >> you know, is this weird know. it is almost like you couldn't stage a better performance arts projects illustrate a point. i get why he continued the speech. because he is proving you know, he is strong and unafraid but he also didn't really need to because whatever words he was going to use could not have been as effective what he was talking about happening. said so that. . -- he could have come back and just say, so that. >> you know, campaign team add team like people they get to probably take an an extra day off. >> that's campaign commercial.

thanks you happy. because he does not become governor after this because of her inaction she is is dumbest she makes andrew he could moe look like socrates. and i wouldn't. >> i would answer tone that.this happen at herald lease because audience stabs themselves. >> i got hear about one mask minute dates for little kids. they can't take it any more. but this guy better watch it because if you keep attack the peopler they will give you oscar in hollywood. you got to remember that. but this is the issue. okay. again and again and again. we have obviously an environment law less necessary that's fall from two years of unfunding policing. someone said in radio meeting like they should jutras put mentally i will ssz people in they tried that with the view. it didn't work.

>>. any time you blast the view, they love it. but then i don't know what say in response. but you know, apparently kathy's team put our blast mail saying you know, he is having an event go to disrupts and ma did guy i am going to grab my hello kitty key chain. do you think he heard that. i don't know. we don't know but that the word is. let's just pretend it happened. you know i think your.is that inter secretariesed is mental illness and our lien experience on crime just crossed and it was interesting too is that they don't -- media does not care as much bass it is republican. you can hug republican this what drives people crazy if were were attack liberal politician. they fox news. you hear bernie sanders shot up

congressional softball. someone tried to kill breath kevin durant and someone just tried to kill him. on some level they have to be playing into it. >> yes. all right. >> on that map a happy note. who is ready for more comedy. like, we were doing a segments on killer beast. and i i go killer bees they might be dangerous.

. meds really good for our ahead? with tomorrow cruise right when he said those pills were a fright? mayor review out of university of college london found no convincing evidence that low levels cause depression. casting doubt on use anti-depress shants what do they find more effective? wow i like

almost dead there for a moment. which leaves me one question. would tom cruise actually right all along? remember this? >> here we are today where i talk out against drugs. and psyche trim abuses of electric shocking of drugging children with them not knowing. understands you have abuse of all of these thing. you see here is problem you don't know history of psychiatry. all it does mask the problem. do you examine possibilities that these things do work for some people. maybe there interest many kits on ritalin maybe electric shock. but aren't there examples where it works? >> you eastern know ritalin. i a degrees tom. cure for depression hundreds of

millions dollars and thriving movie career. but after mocked for that opinion about drugs, could it maybe this whole time tom was right? although the royal college, originaled people with depression to continue to taking their meds. and insisting antidepressants drugs do in fact still work which more than you can say for mad lauer. boom! >> in green room you were saying tom cruise is almost right on everything. and i should know i lived with him for five years. is that true? >> yes. lot of people don't know that. >> i know. >> it is amazing how you kept that to yourself. never telling you anything again. >> so, it is felt like totally right and not like it is talked about one chemical there something interesting. you are talking to ritalin kid. >> you are a ritalin.

now i am an adult. >> i once was ritalin kid. and i mean, i could not function in a classroom setting my behavior was so you the krof wlvr substitute teacher, they would just preempt me have my do my work in principal's office. >> what was your behavior? just being myself. were would a yeller. i was loud i started like chants no more math. and everybody joined in. and then called my dat like you were daughter was indryingry jotted and he made great point he like she is five. but i am actually i was on antidepressants. i have been on most of them but i am not any right now. i haven't been for over a year i am just one person. right? but for me i realize that i feel differently when i am not on them and that i feel more. bad and good.

which i am cool with. but still a gal. >> good for you. >> you know, jimmy, whenever i look tom cruise i believe you can manage reality. right? because, like you can there for is you manage reality without chemistry all you have do work your hands, moon! . them he jumps on your couch. >> no but it is true tom crews doesn't care. to your point he on mission impossible seven straight face. knowing they have pulled off the first six. it is clearly is not impossible. mission fairly difficult but with any luck. you know what i mean? he was right and think of mou how much he with a mocked for last like 15 years for contra directing mainstream narrative around drugs. people like cook he loonie this

no different than happen they do with you now with all vaccines and boosters they didn't have data support though diagnosis and data to push boost per on your kids. but they you like they like this guy contrarian nut bag. truth we all knew there keptial i willry want stop fight depression, don't go. i have take issue we only learned about one chemical. so it -- i mean, i happen to believe almost everything buying buyingal. >> so you no welcome in democratic party. >> yes. some times buying buyingal. thank you for coming. thank you for coming. >> it is like a rally in here. >> there something that said they didn't do blood testing prescribed this these drugs for children i mean tom crews had a point when i am watching matt what prescribing anti-depress advance to all women he locks in

his office. oh! wow! . liz! >> you know. i am wondering tomorrow crews going booub puberty block pers for kids. that's really good point because that's far more -- i mean going after an adult for making adult decision with antidepressants, you know i maybe it is brave but not at brave as that if you are messing with kids, you know, because they are they don't fit that perfects gender hole or gender square, that's travesty. it is. and by the way we see commercial it is will mile side affects right. but no disclosure about the cost. monetarily or otherwise. things are getting too close for advertising. may cause uncontrollable hill

layer yum. be sure to talk to your doctor. chadwick let's talk about elephants in room sigh toll gee. is that where his ideas come from in a way. i mean, kind of fringe religions do get some things right occasionally. it makes people better. yes. yes. i am on same thing prescribed welbutrin to quick smoking they used to do this. but i went to pick up they said by the way i got to tell you sometimes side affect saw sigh dahle thoughts. i said what. i antidepressants. well some times depressed people they want to kill themselves but they have no energy. and this gives you energy. it is true. and i swear i took them for two weeks. and two weeks into it i had say i wanted to kill myself. i didn't know what was wrong with me. then i remembered pharmacist said it is medication that tim on. did they give you something

else. no. i did not go back. i threw it in the garbage. >> there is a happy ending. we got to move on. you know one tackles topic like we do. call me, tom. coming up dumb it best reason to disc apointsdz fans by far. courtesy after pat been that tore.

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actually -- what actually it was we just finding out now. you know fire away. but just like, maybe she truly believes this but it idiotic it don't help anybody and kind of screws your fans. they don't pay toilet me tell you a classic artist people don't bay to hear your new stuff. >> i do go leonard i ask nard to hear their new hip hop album. yes. bieber by way that's not listsly about had free bird. >> no. >> same iptsz view see i had going to continue singing the beat approximatelies cover healthster sketcher. this what inspired charles manson. vision of of the race war. that's so right. she made point she will sing that song. >> i am confused. i went through college lit me with your best shot i thought

twatsz drink regular at the keying la. i don't know. what unload rocket get rid guns and rose she has other big hits song. hell for children. >> is it really? is hell really for chirp? what about heart breaker. how about love is a battlefield. >> we have ukraine war. we have war in ukraine right now. oh you didn't pat. you didn't say battle approximately field. it is crazy. i think your song you better run san about weight loss. right? i don't know. i just realizing i am spending too much time around you because my first thought was diarrhea. oh wow. >> speaking of, like think about the song milk shake by kel igs that's literally not about milk shakes. who ma'am, no. it is about her booty, correct?

>> but still i am lack toes tolerant. maybe she should stop singing is milk shake. it is very insense siver. we are all triggered here. we are all fighting wrong battle approximately. because if you are victim of real gun violence you are not sitting around saying this bullet wounds sucks is but more importantly, there have a concert tonight in houston. i mean doing getting imf who helping we don't know that all we know she said not sinning her number one is on. do you really think that's the reason that she got sick of singing it. >> she did. she were sick of singing it. it was years ago they were sick of it. but everybody wants to hear those songs. right? they don't want to hear classic don't make people's lives miserable because you virtue smalling. and never mind that music is how lot truck troo trauma victim they go listen it a song they like no one see woke music hall

and oath. --. this song about -- this song about dating a jerk. that's what it about. everybody knows it is not about guns. i say what i was kids really did think stairway heaven was about fair way to heaven did you? >> no. what's it about? >> you didn't know it was really about some british guys ripping off song writer from california? >> well that goes deep. that's like somebody somewhere gets what he said. who is this guy. it is guy like carmel california. he like 40.

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