>> neil: also a hot political month. thank you, chad. cool as a cucumber, i appreciate that. most of the technology stocks have reported after the bell, there moving up. all of them except intel which disappointed enough to say we can't buy on that one. for the most part they are buying everything else. here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld along with rosanna scotto, geraldo rivera, jesse watters, and a cheese doodle is her swim noodle. dana perino. "the five." >> we are not going to be in a recession. >> we are not going to be in a recession. >> the evidence is strong we are not in a recessionary period. >> not consistent with an economy in recession. >> why are white house officials

trying to redefine recession? >> we are not redefining recession. >> greg: president biden's prediction there being no recession lasting about as long as kamala's doomed presidential campaign. democrats are pushing more massive spending for some reason, to get us out of it. biden is brushing off the bad economic news while claiming dishing out $700 billion for things like fighting climate change and that will actually lower inflation. >> chairman powell and many of the significant banking personnel and economists say we are not in a recession. we created 9 million new jobs so far as i've become president. businesses are investing in america and record rates. the inflation reduction act will add another $370 billion in clean energy tax credits and

reconciliation. that doesn't sound like a recession to me. >> greg: now that biden's prediction has flopped, democrats and the media are getting on the same page to try to convince americans things aren't that bad. >> we have to remember what times we are living in. it's happening everywhere. >> we are in a transition. >> we are transitioning clearly. >> transition and we are seeing slowing as we would have expected. >> the recession, the world i think is a political football. >> whether you agree or you don't, stuff is getting done. >> you don't think this is an indicator of an impending recession or one already here? >> i don't. >> this is the kind of reaction that jerome powell might want to see which is things cooling off. >> greg: jeez.

that was painful. rosanna, welcome to the show. >> rosanna: thank you for inviting me to the table. janine, i am sitting in her seat. nobody can fill her shoes but she's my sister from another mr. with a law degree. >> greg: there you go. it seems like spending got us into this place and now they think spending can get us out of it. >> rosanna: i'm not a wordsmith but i feel like these politicians, they love to play semantics with us. so have we not heard semantics before? sexual relations? recession? we are getting screwed either way. >> greg: very good. >> rosanna: did you like that? i think i had to bring my a-game. i go shopping. i go to the grocery store. i have a family. everything has gone up. butter, eggs, milk, gas. is that transitory? i don't know. he has gone on for a year and it's getting worse. >> greg: it's a great point.

republicans and nonliberals engaged in the real world by building practical stuff, the dems figure if you just change the language the problems will disappear. a woman is no longer a woman when you're dealing with nonbinary. so many other examples. for example, sexual relations. crime. >> jesse: that's what they did in soviet russia. they would tell the population such blatantly obvious lies that no rational person would believe it. they would say up is down. black is white. no bread lines. you'd be standing the middle of a bread line. because there's no independent media or freedom of speech, the population really couldn't challenge it. when you try to challenge it, they will crush you. so he sat there and you take the live, you take the lie and then the lies get bigger. that's what they want. they want to make the population submissive. it doesn't matter if you believe it. it matters if you accept it.

because once you except the lies, you -- you're basically saying do whatever you want with me. then they can do whatever they want with you. they can control the population that way. we have never kind of have blatant propaganda like this in this country before until now. men can get pregnant. the borders secure. the afghanistan evacuation was fantastic. there was no laptop. it was fake. this is not a recession. we've never tried to do this before but now you can pull it off because the press and prosecutors and the big tech monopolies are participating in the lie. and they'll tell you you are a liar for challenging it or they'll censor you. they will even investigate you but i like the new thing about transition. i think it's brilliant. geraldo. we are not getting a divorce, honey. i am transitioning to another house where i will be sleeping with other women. [laughter] dana. >> geraldo: that is a transition i cannot abide. >> jesse: dana, i'm not

stealing her jewelry. i am transitioning ownership. could you imagine a football coach gets out there after a loss and tells the fans, guys, we didn't loose. we are transitioning away from our winning streak into a more stable period of play. >> greg: do you know when i got fired the first time, the h.r. person said they were transitioning me out of my job. >> jesse: there it is. >> greg: i started laughing. it's amazing. i will never forget that. the guy who said that who's watching probably. dana. couldn't have done a better job of explaining this? why couldn't they have just been honest maybe and said look, these are unique circumstances. we are coming out of a pandemic. instead they decided to play with the words. >> dana: why wouldn't you just do that, if 75% of the country. 65% of the country think we are

in a recession already. 75% of democrats don't want joe biden to run again. 85% of the country things we are on the wrong track. adding recession. i don't understand why it was such a big deal because the story then became that the white house was so worried about the word recession that they would do you have anything to try to get you not to say it. a lot of media went along with it but this is a technical definition. imagine george w. bush or donald trump trying to get away with it. the media would have never done that and that's fine because you have to be honest about what's happening. it's for twitter and the media. people at home, they know what's happening, as rosanna just had. and you have a restaurant. i am sure you know that everything has gone up and you have customers and you want them to keep coming back. >> greg: wheat. you have a restaurant? >> rosanna: yes. geraldo was there. dana. a speaker everyone has got to go. one of the thing. the next word that they're going

to try to redefine is stagflation. you are really in the soup. that will be the next word that there had to say, they will point to the job markets. jobs will strong. if you have to have three jobs, the job market is going to be strong. >> greg: i thought stagflation was when the stripper gets pregnant at the stag party. >> jesse: there you are redefining words again. >> greg: geraldo. there is this strategy of producing a bill that nobody can possibly read. not even the media reads it. we're going to read it. we haven't had time to read it. nobody also going to read it. >> geraldo: nobody reads it but the lobbyists. i've absolutely no problem. i welcome rosanna. wonderful restaurant. you are the best.

you and the judge are like sisters. >> greg: and you are like the hairy sister. >> geraldo: i am the harry sister. charles payne, neil cavuto say that it's a recession so i agree it's a recession. in terms of a bill that nobody reads, i have no particular problem. i know why anyone would, with the top 50 corporations paying 15% minimum tax. they pay no tax. biden, president biden is telling the truth and 50 of the largest corporations do not pay any federal income tax, then i want them to pay some money. i still want these big corporations to pay something rather than basing in the bahamas for the channel islands and using that as a tax -- >> greg: every problem to them is the nail. the use the hammer of taxes. why can't they just trying to

solve a problem without burdening people that actually create things. >> geraldo: isn't that a problem that the 50 top profitable corporations pay no taxes questioning >> dana: no. i don't believe that that's true. the way congress has set the tax. nobody's saying corporations are doing something illegal. they are following the tax code but the congress can't see to legislate anything. they say let us at attacks. one of the going to get for that additional money? >> geraldo: among other things they claim that over $300 billion will be taken off the deficit. that benefits the average american. rather these corporations getting all this profit and distribute in it as dividends which only helps their fat cat -- >> dana: we'll see. almost all of them are on record saying you should not raise taxes in a recession. we will see if they stick to that.

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president biden to refund police department, house democrats are delaying a plan to do just that. at the same time, every member of congress is set to get $10,000 to put in security systems in their homes including $150 a month just to maintain them. it gets better. democrats try to run away from the defined movement, one top leader says it's a lie to fall them out over it. >> the notion that any of our frontline members or members of the house democratic caucus support these defining the police is just part of the big lie that extreme republicans continue to tell about everything. >> jesse: rosanna, i am sure you know we have minutes and minutes of tape of the squad. they consider them to be frontline members, house democratic caucus, saying defund the police until a couple months ago. >> rosanna: so many people have been saying defund the police.

in new york city, our public advocate was running for governor. we find out. leading protests all over new york which he said wasn't really about defining the police. it was about appropriating it somewhere else. we find out that he lives on a military base. fort hamilton. it is a gorgeous base. i didn't realize. 15% of the military base civilians can apply the live there. it's very difficult. you won't find it anza low. anyway, he lives there, beautiful townhouse, sweeping views of the verrazano. $14 haircuts. wait a second. 24-hour military security. >> jesse: that's what it is. geraldo, now you're seeing them, people they didn't want anyone to be protected in our cities, crime-ridden cities and now they

get ten grand, ten grand. it is a lot of moolah. >> geraldo: put aside the security. the problem is that the house has a bill that will fund jurisdictions to hire cops, invest in mental health and implement violence intervention. they can't pass it. why can't they pass it. because the squad feels they need more protection against police brutality, more limitations on cops. they've got to ensure that the police are evenhanded. it is b.s. really they are refunding cops. they are defunding by inaction. i really criticize it. data talks. b.s. walks. if they really want to fund the police, them fund the police. not continue this nonsense. >> jesse: he said dana talks.

b.s. walks. >> dana: i want to comment. i want to say when he came jeffrey's is up there in he's talking, anyone who says democrats doesn't want to fund the police, that's the big lie. using the worst communicators in the world. they have the big lie brandon about election fraud. but now they have model that completely and now everything is in big lies we have already lost on that one. congratulations, not very smart. also i'm so mad about this because abigail spanberger, moderate democrat from virginia, she was the one who was on the conference call after the election saying guys, we have a serious problem. we have to do something. nancy pelosi says abigail, please try to get this bill done. she gets it all the way to the one-yard line and then these outside groups like the leadership conference on the -- leadership conference on civil and human rights, they massively

supported defund the police. they killed it. now good luck to the democrats and they are trying to do all this from the minority because somebody like abigail spanberger in a very close race. nancy pelosi gave her a chance to try to fix it so she could go home and say that she did something and now the squad killed it. >> jesse: i think we should drink every time dana says abigail spanberger. >> dana: why? >> jesse: you mention her name a lot. >> greg: you have to remember that time when they were crying for defund the police. at a very vulnerable moment in our country. it was an indulgence by leaders of the mob. it was a really ugly thing to hear your politician say you know what, we are willing to destroy civil society to placate people on the street. the twitterverse. this was not about making society better. he was about a bunch of people

virtue signaling. the worst thing a leader can do is virtue signal. that's all the left does now is virtue signal. i understand why they are running from this now because it's kind of disgusting. it's really scummy what happened but it does boil down to the initial fact in the first tease. we as americans are paying for the security which they refused to take care of ours. they are supposed to be servants of the people. it's not supposed to be the reverse. it shows why they got into the business, the politics. they could be exempt from the punishment and the laws that they enact on us. think about it globally. they don't suffer crime because they are protected with security. they don't wear masks we were all wearing masks. they don't fly commercial. they can run red lights. lori lightfoot. you have a big liberal name, you have a woman who dies in the lake and you're still in politics. you can get away with everything that we can't know we've got to pay for.

i still say take the criminals when they get released, put an ankle bracelet on them. drop them off within a short radius of these leftist homes. and then beeping every time they leave the neighborhood. they have to stay in the neighborhood where the idiots make the rules. movable will learn the consequences. >> jesse: i like the idea. >> greg: alvin bragg street. people that have been released to new york. how is that -- it's a tiny fraction of what they did to kavanaugh on the other supreme court justices. >> jesse: up next, just in time for the midterms, democrats using student debt cancellation to bribe younger voters.

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>> dana: i think if you look over time, having a college degree over your lifetime at this point shows that you would grow more wealth in your life over time. however, i think the reason you see those numbers go down so much since 2020 is look at what happened in academia. parents are watching their kids come home going, what did you just learned? it's four years of disneyland. it's not good enough and we are not able to compete with the rest of the world if we keep up that pace. there are great ways to stay educated going forward. especially even today, so many different ways. youtube, podcasts. i understand why a family would want their kid to go to college but i also understand the political realignment. we are in the middle of one and you're republicans garner all the support of the working class and increasingly minority populations and one of the reasons is because they are saying we are going to be for you. the democrats are increasingly becoming the party of the college educated. the college educated are more

wealthy. biden is going to try to tell us that we are not in a recession. that the jobs market is so strong that we don't have anything to worry about. but the relatively rich students who are now working apparently they've got a great job market. they can't pay their student loans. it's costing all of a $6 billion a month in order to pay for the student loan servicing. all of us are getting screwed over in this deal and the president can't just make a decision because the left is giving him such a hard time so every two months he has to re-up the situation. it's a terrible thing for the country where it's really bad for the democratic party. and abigail spanberger, by the way. >> rosanna: i don't know who she is but she sounds great. and delicious. geraldo, is forgiveness equal votes? where does it end? aoc warned the president that if he didn't forgive some of the

student debt with down the line would kind of alienate young democrats. >> geraldo: without being overly wonky, i think first of all it's unfair to everyone who has paid their student loans off over this generation. i think there's a question of equity. also you forgive it now, what about next year's students in the year after that and the year after that? do you keep forgiving because you forgave it in 2022? questioning whether or not a college education is worth it is a real issue for many families. i told the story of how i brought this chair back from africa. welder out of high school making $85,000 a year. i think if you have to consider. community colleges should be vastly expanded. in terms of whether or not this is a bribe, it's bribe but kids will remember, it will be

remember i've got to pay back. >> rosanna: he is not going to decide how the of august. >> geraldo: i think college is often a scam. the lawns, the fountains, the swimming pools, the parks. >> rosanna: jesse, in your world, did you get a job in what you majored in? >> jesse: i'm not a history professor, so no. i am pro-college, if that's controversial opinion, i really don't care. i feel bad for jill biden. could you imagine being married to joe? the guy can't make a decision. he has been mulling this his entire presidency. >> rosanna: we have a deadline, don't we? the end of august. >> jesse: every month we do the same story. joe biden is considering. do it already. did you make a dinner

reservation? still mulling it. >> if you want to talk inflation. it used to cost $150,000 for a four-year education. it costs now $300,000. a degree can't cost more than a home. he's always struggling all these big needs. big oil. lower your prices. when you get the university presidents together and say does the middlebury ski team need a separate weight room for the transgender students? no. they don't. they have $1.5 billion endowment at middle barry. are you saying that you keep raising tuition? >> rosanna: what is $10,000 among friends? have you heard what college tuition is, $10,000 is a drop in the bucket. >> greg: why send your kids to college, your loving kids to college when they return turning against you and biology.

you are ruining brains. geraldo's point, all the people who paid off their student loans and they probably worked nights to do it, this is a slap in their face. it's like being at a restaurant and ordering your dessert and then eating it and paying for it and then suddenly they announced that there is a pie eating contest. >> jesse: i hate when that happens. >> greg: you are getting american taxpayers to pay for a gift that benefits democrats who don't need it. this isn't like well for -- welfare. given to white history majors who can spend that money they would've spent on the loan on holidays in the hamptons. my solution is if you want to forgive that stupid debt, take it from the colleges since they have tripled the tuition the last 30 years and their education sucks. do not take it with us because i swear to god you will see a real insurrection. you are stealing money. you are stealing money from people and giving it to people.

this is redistribution but it's not even going to the poor. he's actually taking money from people to bribe people to vote for him. this is moral. it's the worst thing. >> jesse: i've never seen he was upset. >> greg: every time i think about this it makes me so angry. it's actual theft. they think they can get away with it by saying it's only ten ran here. it's only this. students can afford it. they can afford it. if you can afford a car payment, you can afford your college payment. it is roughly the same. 250, 270. give it to the truck drivers to pay off their payments. you dopes. makes me disgusting. makes me disgusted. >> rosanna: traveling is crazy. it's a nightmare and it's getting even worse. people stuck on a tarmac for six hours. you know what? they wouldn't even give them booze. when we come back.

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i remember when airlines, everybody hated regulations because it drove prices. at least the airlines ran relatively smoothly. now you go to the airport. >> rosanna: it happened to me just last week coming back from miami. i was on the tarmac. we are next for takeoff. pilots sra, we've got to go back to the gate. then we are delayed, then canceled, than trying to get another flight. we finally get on another flight and we get to laguardia and then we can find a gate and we sit on the tarmac for another hour and i get home at 130 in the morning. anyway. i talked to the ceo of delta about a month ago because delta opened up this gorgeous terminal at laguardia. what good is it if you don't have anybody working there. he said they are hiring hundreds of people a month but it takes a long time to get them up to speed. that's what we are dealing with.

it is all across the world, not just here. >> geraldo: your relatively short-term as a professional person. what have you seen? >> jesse: i'm going to ignore that slight. our good friend ed is doing a great job at delta. i spoke to him the other day. >> rosanna: don't make fun of me. >> jesse: one of the better ceos out there. best ceo in the airline industry. >> geraldo: the free lobby lounge. >> jesse: the humanitarian crisis one especially coach and six hours in a very, very long time with no air conditioning. anybody would agree. we have to do is get a group of people together and form a team and then the has to rush. the team has to this stand and get aggressive and then you have to confront the stewardess insane lady, i need to get out here. this is a mental health crisis. i am going to have an attack or

something and that there will be an air marshal. >> jesse: and heard you with the felonies. >> geraldo: why not free drinks at least. >> dana: i didn't talk to ed bastion. i did contact american airlines. they have a different set of alternative facts. they said the people were allowed to get off the plane but i can understand not wanting to get off the plane because you're afraid you're going to lose your seat. taking off without you. they were trying to have air conditioning then when everybody got on the plane now, there is lightning and you can't take off. that was another problem. in these situations, i wonder where is mayor pete? he wants every other job the department of of transportation. he likes to talk about all the other issues. >> rosanna: he is lactating. >> geraldo: you have known to be somewhat cantankerous at times. how do you respond when stranded?

>> greg: i contacted no one for this but i'm going to quote kennedy who quoted a musician last week and said it's better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than the reverse. i have a solution because i always come here with solutions. i talked about this. mild optional sedation that you sign up for when you book a flight so you can't be on booze. you have to be recently healthy. when you board you get a shot of whatever option you choose. valium, xanax, morphine and that takes care of you until the destination so you don't even have any idea what's going on. you are just out. doesn't matter. having a great time. stuck here for a few hours, also. where you from? >> jesse: your solution is to drugged the passengers. >> greg: i drug my cell. drug everybody. it works. >> geraldo: give everyone dummies and then to get the munchies and there's no service on the airplane. >> greg: you have to be semiunconscious. i said optional.

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blisters. so leave the monkeys alone. they are not doing anything wrong when they are lovable little creatures. >> dana: you think this town is faking it? they hired a unit. >> jesse: you are saying because monkeypox started because someone got romantic with a monkey? >> greg: how else do you get it? that is patient zero. >> dana: monkeys in japan. >> greg: same things as chicken pox. [laughter] i am sorry i apologize. >> jesse: i was going to say this would never happen in this country because we would you shoot the monkeys and they don't have guns in japan. they have tranquilizer guns. those things aren't accurate. you could probably plug a monkey from an ar from a hundred yards. >> geraldo: where did the monkeys come from? >> jesse: indigenous to that island. >> geraldo: i don't believe that's true. >> jesse: do you think they

are an invasive species? >> jesse: north korea? >> rosanna: i totally believe it. but it doesn't scare me. i live in new york city. come on. that says it all. >> neil: every now and then you get these stories. from india or from asia. mad monkey stealing from tourists, stole a baby. it is one guy generating the stories and we love it because sometimes it's a slow news day and we need a good monkey fear story. >> dana: you remember when judge jeanine had her one more thing about the bare the girl and we all said it was a fake bear. and johnny tracked down lady and called her henry confirmed it was a real bear. johnny, your assignment is to find out if the monkey story in japan is real and are the monkeys indigenous to the island? we obviously need more facts. >> jesse: you hear that johnny? >> dana: "one more thing" is up next.

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>> greg: omt, dana. >> dana: there is a big game tonight. you are going to want to find out about it. chad pergram is live. i believe you are there. chad, tell us what is going on. >> good afternoon, dana. we are here at nats park the republicans are warming up here joni ernst republican senator from iowa just walked by. she is only one of five women playing in the game tonight. she is the only senator. mostly house members. republicans won the game last year. it was a close game.

they won by one run. democrats though have been favored in this series of late. they have won eight of the last 10 and overall republicans lead the series 43-42. now, the starting pitcher tonight greg steube, a republican from florida who hit a home run actually out of the park bark a major league home run. pete aguilar california house democratic vice chairman he will be on the mound for the democrats. it starts about 7:00. you can see this on fox sports 2, and also streaming on fox nation. >> dana: very quick question is abigail spanberger playing tonight? >> she is not on the roster. >> dana: that's all i need to know. fun game one of my first assignments when i worked on capitol hill. i did a great job. >> jesse: what did you say geraldo? >> greg: go, geraldo, it's you. >> geraldo: what i did just say referencing dana? no, i'm not going to repeat that.

>> dana: what did he say about you. >> geraldo: not about you what you were saying. i forgot what it was anyway. did i not forget. last night was a glorious night at rosanna's restaurant at fresco scotto. my daughter sol's 17th birthday a little early. the food there is great. the service is so charming and we love going there. i just wanted to wish happy birthday to my beautiful sol. and importantly, you know, i covered hurricane maria. everybody knows devastating storm in 2017. just brought horror and terror to the island of puerto rico. it was just devastating. fox weather reports. tonight on fox weather, nicole valdez, who has roots in puerto rico, goes in and shows exactly how puerto ricans and the international community came together or did not. island which is dysfunctional and so filled with horrible damage. ruin and refresh your recollection is the fox weather

report. the fury of hurricane maria, fox weather tonight 10:00 p.m. >> greg: i know what i will be watching tonight. just cancel all my plans, watch hurricane maria. all right, tonight, 11:00 p.m., emily compagno, the great leslie jordan. kat timpf, tyrus. 11:00 p.m. let's do this. greg's linguistic lesson. now, i want you to look at this sentence that i have you up here. take a look and repeat it in front of your tv. it's important to be writing one riding on a mountain. what do young people say under the age of 40 it's important to be writing on a mountain. make your kids repeat this sentence until they are in their early 30's. we have a problem with low t. it's now no t. what is happening to the ts in our words. it's important, to climb a mountain. i written, i'm so sick of not

hearing the t's. jesse. >> jesse: sometimes when you are golfing and hit the ball out of bounds, i never do that, but some people do and it winds up in some neighbors' property. sometimes the neighbor has a dog. and the dog startle and you are out. that guy amazing rescue. >> dana: best one more thing. oh, not the greatest dismount, but i will be dismounting tonight at 7:00. joe biden is compromised. notice how there is no question mark at the end of that we have confirmed the fact that he is compromised and will tell you about it right at the top of the hour. >> greg: no question mark. rosanna first omt. >> rosanna: new york a lot of problems one more. a bobcat on the loose on long island. we don't know if it's a bobcat or a lynx but it was spotted prowling the streets of a residential neighborhood on long island yesterday. the only thing i know is that

it's hungry and, greg, i know you are irate, so what do you call a cat that's been arrested by the police. >> greg: i don't know. what? >> a purpetrator. >> i hope i don't get bobcat post office box. >> dana: me too because then we will have to have a chat. >> greg: that's it for us "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: hey, greg. that's good. have a good one. good evening. i'm bret baier. welcome to washington. has president biden been caught in a lie about his involvement in the son's business dealings? we'll take a look at that story. the kremlin makes its first comment on a perspective prisoner exchange involving a russian arms dealer, and american basketball player and a marine veteran. and we talk with gang members in chicago about life on the streets and massive shootings every weekend. ♪ but, first, breaking tonight, the u.s. economy now fits