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was transitory. what an expert. i've been for laura ingram. she's been working on location in minneapolis for an exposé after two years after the george floyd riot. exclusive footage coming your way tomorrow night. that's the for tonight. >> happy monday, everyone. or it's cat's liver, build back better day. i haven't done that one in a while. >> that's great. >> you know what it's time for?
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welcome in diversity. hi, welcome to lessonings in diversity. i'm your host marie lou rettin. in a perfect world, diversity would be awesome. who doesn't want to work with different people as opposed to this? there's nothing more boring than the same old crew, and i should know. but i love different faces and different races all comingleling in a melting pot i call greg's hot pot. it's not how you make something funny unless you look like this. it's a cheap shot, but see? there's a down side to diversity. once you put it over other variables like talent or skill, work ethic or hygiene, kat. what if you find someone that's truly if you know -- byob, lol?
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the problem with diversity hiring is you may end up with something or someone like this. yeah, she took at least three boxes and none were capable, charming or sane. then again, the man taking the boxes thought it was a formlisting his medication. but this is isn't about kamala. let's face it, nondiversity highers, they can suck, too. white guy. i hate white people. as you know, as you know, tbs canceled the late night show full frontal with samantha b. actually, i bet kat's salary, you didn't know. but if you saw it, you wonder if that samantha b, i hate to see, samantha c, d or f. it's ratings were pretty bad but
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slightly higher than my colon -- easy. all you need is a flashlight and the flexibility of gabby douglas. but this cancelation caused real pain among the press. my god, another female-led show gets canceled as if they forget aboutvy -- but you know what? we men don't whine about that mainly because for men, losing jobs is part of our lives as opposed to, you know, losing oven mitts or spatulas. a sexist would say. that's disgusting. but still the media broke down like they found the store was out of mustache wax. poor husband. a husband has a mustache. here's npr headline. samantha b hints tough times for
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women and poc and light night tv. because when you think of person of color, you think samantha b, a white lady from canada imagine the tough times for true canadians of color. justin trudeau. it's a tragedy that women of prominence was removed from tv. the writer actually said fingers crossed twice. but the only we that's going to happen is if the show actually includes some full frontal. we got to get rid of these people. who are they? did you write that? then of course they mention other canceled shows of obscured women and minorities. the idiot writer says if only they get it.
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they got a show. that was their chance. and they'll probably get another. never mind that these shows have viewers reaching for the remote like brine stelter reaching for a scoop of cherry flavored ladder. that's why hillary and her daughter now have a show on apple tv plus. i feel bad for the pool that eventually cancel their show. rest in peace, whoever that is. suicide note as already written. the next day the la times ran a piece with this headline, the late night recession is here and it will hit underrepresented voices. well, at least someone's admitting there's a recession. but underrepresented voices? i'm sorry. have you flipped through the channels for 20 minutes? you might not find two straight white men in commercials or actual tv shows.
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have you calculated the percentage of calculation based on commercials? america would be 25% gay. true. if i can call it when i copy the cliffs notes instead of actually reading charlotte's web. they called these cancelation an employee for many american women. but if american women liked their show, they would have watched it. it's like critics blaming fans for not watching the wnba when they prefer real house wives where there's more dunkin'. i did a survey, granted it was in the men's room. the only other person was trey gowdy who was using the hand dryer to style his hair. i did the proper legwork. and by legwork, i mean, kicking the feet under the stall. that's why i win the awards.
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greg gutfeld, america's premier winning journalist. no, no, no, no. it's not about the award. fact is, when no one watches the show dripping in diversity, it's never the show's fault. it's yours. it's all you racist jerks to recognize that diversity matters more. but diversity is a natural antagonist merit when it's the only factor you consider. to the press, it's not about enjoyment but appreciation and then compliance. they want to replace the emmy's with participation trophies. but in all these stories they avoid the elephant in the room and i don't mean james corden. it's another tiny show that's causing all the cancelations. who could that be?
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on any given night, we crush all of those shows. and we just started. and they should applaud that since we're also the most diverse show ever. look at kimmel, colbert and fallon, all white except for their bands. some might call that racist in itself. full front at all had a white woman house. but what's gutfeld! a polish female a black do you do and me. and i haven't even brought up the diversity of our guests. on any given night, the panel looks like a brochure for a city college. you couldn't get a more diverse lineup if you went to a gay pride parade with the seven dwarfs. what about our in a way, it sounds like the beginning of after joke. a polish blond, a black wrestler
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and a little person walk into a bar. a few months later through hard work, determination and talent, they own it. let's welcome tonight's guest. you can tell because these jokes drive people away. jimmy fanta. fox business anchor. he's seen more combat. florida republicans congressional candidate corey mils. and she's like a lot to ticket. fox's contributor katherine timpf.
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first, you got to do a shoutout to america for killing a ter wrist. i didn't know if the news -- the news just came out. i wasn't even close. >> you weren't close but it's okay. we're used to it. >> he got drone striked. >> struck. >> it's struck? >> can i -- >> yeah. >> i don't mean to bring the fact that i was a cab driver. >> who could have saw that coming? >> no. >> but i knew three guys. so when i got the call, they got -- >> that was worth it. >> that was worth interrupting it. that joke is almost as bad as your jacket. >> i couldn't decide tonight if i wanted to be a guest or a piece of the furniture. >> yeah. >> you can tell. but we don't have all the luxury to steal clothes from an a
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cabbage patch dollar. >> i can't even say a salute to america without this jackaa. what's interesting, i was talking to adam carol and he says there's absolute silence about this show in hollywood. >> we always say you're the king of late night but you're the rodney king of late night. >> see, that's funny. >> you are. you're killing it and that's the little secret that dwhopt p they don't want to acknowledge. that's all the audience wants to do. they want to tune in and laugh. they didn't samantha because of her gender. oj at least killed once in a while. >> i guess enough time has passed.
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>> too soon? >> i think -- i think you might agree with me being from the south that diversity is important. >> i almost said important. >> important. but it can't be the be all end all. >> there's no diversity in late night even before samantha b got -- what? she got -- that's what it's called. because there is. >> it's unfun my. i do like the equality of you suck at your job and you get fired. >> yeah. >> she's so unfunny, though. >> i thought she was funny when she was on the daily show. >> she set women back 150 years. she wiped out all the gain of saturday night live. women are now -- i could go on.
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but we're now back to witch get in the kitchen and pound me out some biscuits. >> in the girl days. i do think that she's very -- here's my argument. talented daily show, too political on her show. when you get too political, you can't be that funny anymore because you're too angry. >> can't she hear herself? she has no self-awareness that everything coming out of her mall is painfully unfunny. it's like i know i can be a stripper. i'm flat -- >> you're selling yourself short. i know just the place. >> my nickname is flat jack and the only dance i know are some hand moves from kat. >> there you go. >> there's a market for everything. >> there really is. there's someone for everybody. you know, corey, i think that the crazy lady over there made a good point about diversity of thought. this isn't about race or gender
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or those shows would be successful. but it's the fact that they can't talk about certain things. we could talk about everything. >> it's that whole woke ideology where they can only be angry about everything. i think it's right. i mean, you have great just american historic women who -- >> thank you. >> do you want to finish your thought or. >> well, i figured kat interrupted because she had something far more important. >> typical brood, am i broad, am i right? you know what, kat, though, this is happening -- i think at a certain point it's got to end. remember we did a segment on hollywood and how -- the oscars. to be eligible for an oscar, they had to look at your staff, people making the movies. you had to have the right orientation. >> yeah. >> you had to ask the people
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that worked with you who they slept with. >> to me, that's weird. to me, i wouldn't want that job. but even all the articles about how our show is canceled, none of them mentioned the ratings. >> yeah. >> at all. except for the one in npr that said, oh, and the channel said pretty much it had nothing to do with the ratings. none of them mention what they actually were and how -- nobody was watching it. the fact that it had seven seasons is remarkable. >> yes. >> like truly remarkable. >> did you see in every article no mention of this show. they could not bring it up. and we have -- i think maybe close to ten times turned up ratings. it was nuts. you couldn't say it. we're like four times bigger than the daily show. we are like -- we're massive. i think we're like howard stern in the '90s. >> also, none of the articles actually suggested that any other white guy should quit. >> yeah.
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>> i'm proud to say that i was on the show when you took over the tom rating as the late night king. so i'm proud to be a part of that. >> there you go. it's all oncorry mills. >> up next, they lock up canned pork in this town. ♪ it wasn't me by shaggy ♪ you're never responsible for unauthorized purchases on your discover card. super emma just about sleeps in her cape. but when we realized she was battling sensitive skin, we switched to tide hygenic clean free. it's gentle on her skin and out-cleans our old free detergent. tide hygenic clean free. hypoallergenic and safe for sensitive skin. flowers are fighters. tide hygenic clean free. that's why the alzheimer's association walk to end alzheimer's is full of them.
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>> i'm sorry, ma'am, we have locked up your spam. thank you for that laugh. yes. thanks to inflation and crime buying your favorite pork is no easy time. well, just like me when i was a child. $4 can of span are now being locked inside a plastic antitheft case. and it's not just spam.
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new york city stores are locking up basic stuff like toothpaste and soap to keep it from crooks who swipe it and sell it elsewhere. seriously, i just bought a water pick in washington square park. don't worry, it's not more my teeth. what do you mean? a spokeswoman says installing antitheft devices is in response to theft data which is transmitted straight from kat's ankle monitor. so it's the perfect symbol of the biden era, preser active packed mystery meat packed under glass. i wonder which one has a longer shelf life. this is what you get when the highest inflation in dakked meets the crime wave. like michelle mckelly a serious shoplifters who was arrested 100 times and released without band. she finally landed in jail because only she fought with cops after her latest arrest.
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reminds me of dana's performance review. although it wasn't spam she swiped. it was paper towels. apparently, they bring in quite a bounty. luckily, one of the officers who subdued her was prawny. sorry about the paper towel puns. i guess you could i'm on the roll. bail was set $25,000. it got me thinking about a skit about spam. thank y'all for coming. i'm sheriff brandy biscuits. as you know, law enforcement is working overtime to keep our streets clean of the most dangerous things known to men, fentanyl, crystal meth and jim couldn't. any questions? >> yes. sheriff, how much are we talking as far as street value here?
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>> yeah. this right here this, spam is worth approximately $350 million. >> yes. sheriff, what's that other pile over there? >> oh. that's just cocaine. y'all can bid on that at the next police auction. that's all for today. thank you. roscoe got a thing with coke. come on. roscoe, let's go. >> people laugh at spam, but it's -- well, you're up late. you're a vegan. when was the last time you had a spam? >> well, you have your kind of pick. spam. there's treat meat which is a spam rival. there is potted meat. >> yes. >> and there are vienna sausages. >> do you remember the devilled ham that would -- >> yes. some i -- you know, it's been decades but i can still taste it in my mouth. i don't think people are
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stealing the spam. >> no. >> to eat it or resell it. it's a pretty damned good weapon. >> yeah. >> the second amendment doesn't exist here in new york city. that container. if you got good aim, you can break somebody's nose with that son of bit -- >> if you open it, you kind of -- the top itself is like -- >> yeah. >> i don't even what i was doing there, corey. but isn't it kind of a weird, i guess, metaphor. spam under glass is this country right now. you know, it's sad. >> again, this just goes to show. these democratic controlled cities that are absolutely pro crime. you know, this catch and release, this i can do anything and get out on bail. i fought shakens when they put the raisers in the actual box. it's true. when you look at what's going on, you have people who are
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violating other officers in the subway and they're being turned around and released on bail at no cost. this whole soft on crime policy, this catch and release ideology is exactly what's wrong and it increased individually to cities. >> it's interesting. we're watching the broken window's policy actually happening and you could only notice that if you removed the broken window's policy. that if you just let smaller infractions go, they just get bigger and bigger overtime and then you have spam under glass, kat. i didn't it's unfair. and i think you might agree with me. that we call stuff that we get in our e-mail, stuff that we don't like spam. why would we -- where does that come from? did you ever thought about that? >> i forgot to do a report on that. >> get something to me tonight. >> absolutely. >> after the show. >> absolutely. i have nothing going on. i have all the time in the world to do that.
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i don't understand why they put it in plastic though. >> no. >> i don't think if you're in a place in your life where you're stealing spam, i don't think you're going to get in there and be like now i can't take it. you just take it off and you can remove that later. >> i think the box is held in. and i think what they do -- it's just like everything else. they're selling it. >> they are? i seen people selling toothpaste on the street. i hate to shame someone for starting a small business. it's the only reason why i can't get toothpaste. i just get it on amazon. you go over there and you're like i'm going to get toothpaste and it's locked behind and i don't want to be here all day. >> that's the thing. the added kind of -- everything involve steps. >> yeah. you're never at a -- in a good mood who your at a pharmacy. >> if -- amazon, they bought one medical. they couldn't buy all the pharmacies because they would eliminate all of these steps. the idea of walking in --
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because they don't have enough workers there. i need my spam. and i have to sit and wait while they go all over the place and it's impossible. >> spam, by the way, did come from a monty python pitch, meaning unwanted or unavoidable. it's called spamming. >> interesting. i didn't need to know that. >> i'm here all day, by the way. >> feel free to comment either on the spam or on the shoplifting or the horribleness of your life. >> stop it. >> i just love you. >> the thing about the spam is some people are really eating it. they steal it because it's instantly edible. and you can tell who went to jail who steal it because they're the ones who like the prison food. what people who eat it regularly
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obviously can't run very far, you know what i mean? they're going to be like too -- >> i hate to tell you, though. using our law enforcement. and the weight has changed. it's amazing. they got to get the fitness program back going. i love our police force. they love me. we all get along well. >> maybe that's why the ice cream is locked up. >> really? >> yeah. the ice cream has been locked up for good in my neighborhood. which has kept a good 40 pounds off of me. >> think about this. what does it say about a democratic run city that our spams are locked up but the criminals aren't? >> and we should wrap up. finally. finally jimmy said something that we can actually agree with. after all that nonsense. >> up next is america out of sorts when we mix politics with sports? grew up an athlete,
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>> should you hit the leat -- the liv golf invitational -- i'm just going to let it sit there -- wrapped up sunday after were the trump's bed minister. craig slammed the decision to host the saudi arabia-backed tournament calling it blood money due to saudi arabia's connections to 911. and because instead of shouting for golfers had to yell a la akbar. also, because the golfers with the worst scores were beheaded. i know. terrible. i'm with you on this one, audience. but as trump said on the clay travis show on friday, it's very hot h fans are all very place and, you know, there's controversial. >> it's very hot. you see how the fans are all over the place and, you know, there's controversy and
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controversy sometimes brings that, not good or bad, but there's controversy. perhaps tlsht shouldn't be. a lot of money go to a lot of good causes. if you look at saudi arabia, the job they've done, they invested in probably the half of the country in this country. so i guess a lot of people shouldn't be doing it, right. >> fair point. at least he complete his sentences. and why is this a big deal considering the nba is in bed with china? where just do it means keep stitching those $200 shoes kiddo or we'll chop off of finger. where is the outrage where they made -- that's the only timely bron james shots up and dribbles. and speaking of hoops, not the earrings, kat. what about brittany griner, who
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played probasketball in russia where the sport is so popular some even consider starting a women's league here in america. so, donald, did she go there loaded up with drugs where they're very vigilant about drugs? >> she went in there loaded up with drugs into a hostile territory where they're very vigilant about drugs. they don't like drugs. and she got caught and -- and she makes a lot of money, i guess. but we're supposed to get her out for an absolute killer. and he's going to get a free card. and we're going to get her. >> but it certainly doesn't seem like a very good trade, does it? >> it certainly doesn't seem like a very good trade, does it? he's an absolute one of the worst in the world and he's going to be given his freedom because a potentially spoiled
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person goes into russia loaded up with drugs. >> a potentially spoiled person loaded up with drugs. he just described 40% of this panel. that's two out of five, kat. but good thing they never put up with that in a gentlemen's game like golf. i don't care who you are. in america, we don't let spoiled people on drugs get away with anything. yeah. applaud. i can't get enough of that. corey, i know you play golf. you can talk about the outrage about the golf tournament or you can talk about brittany griner should the trade happen. >> i'm going to pick both. and let me just tell you, as far as -- thank you.
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but i mean, in all honesty, if you think about brittany guyner. she's literally gone over protested america, talked about how horrible america is. now she's begging america to come bail her out. i know about rescues. i conducted the first -- we rescued a mother and three children who was grateful to be part of america. this is a woman who literally doesn't respect our flag, doesn't respect our national anthem but yet wants us to bail her out and in return for her mistakes. we now have to release someone who is a legitimate criminal and a murderer. so, again, i think it's ridiculous. >> what about the other dude, whalen. he's a marine. he's part of the deal, i guess. i'm assuming. if you start deciding on the political belief, there's still americans, i get it though. i know what you mean. >> i go no american left behind. but at the end of the day they have to take some accountability
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for are there action. the fact is that she literally has done nothing but trash america and now all of a sudden she wants to get help from the americans. and can i just go back to the fact that joe biden can't run a bicycle? >> no. neither can i though. kat, you said to me before the show started i need to talk about golf. so. >> that does sound like something i would say. >> exactly. me, i refuse to listen to anybody who's upset about this who aren't about upset about nba in china. we completely allowed that to happen. >> yeah. or for people to be confused by it. like why is this happening? why is people -- well, because of money. >> yeah. >> the same reason with the nba. >> yeah. >> people, they have money. people will make whatever excuse they want. but the real reason is they want money. even if -- you get last place here in this state you get a lot of money. >> really?
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>> i googled. >> how much. >> millions. >> in that place. >> they make big dough. >> wow. >> drive for show and make good dough. >> i did not know that. >> i was disappointed when trump was calling it a bad trade 'cause he didn't said the merchant of death was a better shooter. very trumpian. >> that's a good line. >> i know. >> maybe that line is too good for you. >> yes. thank you. i love you guys. in a way, it is for brittany driner. but she's in a bad spot because biden think wnba is a radio station in delaware. >> you tweeted that joke i don't understand. i think the whole thing is so funny like with the liv golf and everything like that. because another comment trump
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made is they will probably merge with the pga at some point because with what kat said because of the money. in the end they all want the money. it's like gamling in sports. now every segment the gambling down -- >> exactly. >> you just got to let it happen. >> thank you. >> how come no one ever offers me any blood money? they got their own people. >> it's not blood, you just go get paid for it. >> is this all about the pga wanting to be the monopoly? is that kind of what it is? >> it is. and they're bragging about being in afghanistan. well, i was working on a golf course selling booze, so. take a seat, mills. >> thank you for your service. >> yeah. >> good job. >> i can say that. >> even broke asses is playing
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golf. texans. >> there you go. >> personally f i'm going to get my -- i'm kind of upset about china with the 1 million debt americans of covid and the roughly 6.5 million people who lost their lives to the c virus. that being said, what it will take for folks to get upset about the nba and the dealing in china is if trump steps up and buys a stake in the nba. >> yeah. >> exactly. i think you're right. >> we got to move on. coming up, the teacher skips tree apples you're an owner. that means that your priorities are ours too. our interactive tools and advice can help you build a future for the ones you love. that's the value of ownership. this is the sound of better breathing. fasenra is an add-on treatment
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. >> now wal-mart features disgruntled teachers. he said kids, teach yourself. i rather stock wal-mart shelves. a 28-year-old teach in ohio, aren't they all, announced that they quit his teaching job as a
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wal-mart manager. either way, he's in charge of people that can't read. what jerk. he shared his decision in his particular to go video that went so viral he was invited for an appearance in good morning america to explain. >> i wouldn't discoverage anyone to be a teacher. it's a move upward. i think it would be a move downward. >> wonderful. gosh horn or whatever the name is said he will make $55,000 a year. even better, he won't have to be a teacher. thank you. critics say there are trade-offs. unlike being a teacher he now has to work summers and he can get fired for doing poorly. thank you. but like my math teacher used to say, those who can't do, teach. and he taught me how to tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
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strangest math lesson ever but i'll never forgot you, mr. hawthorne. kat, why be a teacher at this point? remember how great it used to be? everybody loved their teachers. >> yeah, this guy, i can't believe he chose all this wal-mart money. >> blood money. >> over shaping the hearts and mind of america's youth. which is why i make sure everything i do is for the children. >> good for you. i salute you. >> yeah. that's why i'm on this show late at night because the kids who are up watching tv, those are the ones who need me the most. >> definitely. you're a role model. >> i don't do this for me. it's for the kids. >> what are your thoughts? >> children is scared -- i totally understand this. you can make about $200,000 a year as a manager at a wal-mart. >> really? >> up to $200,000. you're trapped in a room with a bunch of second graders totally
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terrifies me. like at wal-mart, you can go and hide in the tam upon aisle. no one everygo on the tam on aisle. they immediately run the other direction for fear of getting caught in the tamon aisle. >> you know, jimmy, do you buy your jackets in bulk at wal-mart? >> i love thank you i paid for this. >> no. >> really. i do. i look like a fat figure skater these days. here's the deal. what they don't mention is that this became a difficult addition because of the crushing student loan debt. >> right. >> he's not making that much more at wal-mart but he has to take it anyway because he's getting crushed by student loans. in an equal world, it's not all about money. i could host a good radio show, you know. a lot of people don't know that greg was an ewok in the star
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wars episode. >> true. go get royaltyings. >> thank you. >> get royalties. >> but he got forced into this spot. >> all right. to go from the before model to the after, corey, last words. what do you say? >> i think it's really just goes that we are underpaying our first responders, our teachers who are actually supposed to be shaping our youth. for all these woke, teachers, they don't deserve to be a wal-mart greeter. >> up next, taylor swift -- whatever. taylor swift. in the morning blocks excess acid production for a full 24 hours. unlike pepcid, which stops working after 9. 24 hour protection. prilosec otc one pill, 24 hours, zero heartburn. only two things are forever: love and liberty mutual customizing your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. if anyone objects to this marriage... (emu squawks) kevin, no! not today. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪
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>> a story in five words viacom ♪ ♪ >> greg: taylor swift bashed over jets. a new report shows that taylor swift's private jet was flown 17010 to 20 january 1st of july 29 was the worst emissions offender among the lab jets, but he says he does not get up to other people, do you believe a question mark >> i don't care. >> greg: you've got kids watching! >> taylor swift it's like i care about this as much as i can about her three-month relationship ending that you think four lack years and years on end. it was three months, girl, you got to calm down. whatever. she is john kerry. you nor i mean?
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also, you probably can't go to an airport. he can wear there. is not going to get mobbed by fans. >> greg: that's why i only fly private. john kerry, the like are you the horse from mr. ed? oh, my god, i love you. in your sign for for me? >> greg: it's is yes. >> yes. [laughter] >> that's a funny. that the horses used a gun. it's not quite the same climate hypocrisy but the thing i find is that it wasn't me, my dad was loaned out a lot which is the equivalent of saying your twitter account got hacked record on twitter account ever had, by the way. >> greg: please enjoy this day. >> exactly. >> greg: do you get? >> i care because i'm jealous. i want to fly -- the per cycle flat when you fly commercial and i don't like being ordered
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>> greg: out of time, thanks to dagen mcdowell, cory mills, a studio audience. shannon bream next. i love you, america. [applause] ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, a cia drone strike in afghanistan takes out al qaeda leader ayman al zawahiri. once usama bin laden's right-hand man, he helped mastermind the 9/11 attack and lead the terror group after that. pick of the house nancy pelosi maybe heading to taiwan in a matter of hours of the men to not talk tough about taking grievous action against the high-profile lawmaker, so should the speaker be going on? a panel debate. breaking news at the nation's capital righ

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