chinese gain-of-function research? >> i think i testified here that in december 2019 they were doing synthetic biology on a cloning vector of the virus which is 60% lethal. we just experienced a 1% lethal virus. my estimates would be that that could set us back a millennium. >> laura: if only fauci actually cared. "gutfeld!" is next. ♪ ♪ >> greg: [laughs] yes, here we are once again! happy wednesday, everyone! we know longer call it hump day. after that chat with human resources. but what a treat to have you here. the wonderful patti ann browne is back. look atok at her!

[scattered applause] security is supposed to stop her at the door, who can say no to that smile? so is our friend from alaska, jamie lasalle. [scattered applause] sarah palin once said of jamie's career, i can't see it from my house or anybody else's. so what was one of the most repeated phrases in last few years to describe america? other than china's bitch? how about polarized? every expert in media crank says we are at each other's throats and maybe it's true if you're on a new york city subway, or worse, married to this. but for the most part, if you go to the gym, the supermarket, or the park, anywhere jamie sleeps, you'll see people getting along buried americans pretty much get by on the universal belief leave me alone unless i ask for help and i will do the same. if it's the same words kat says

to her tapeworm. we know your secret. so why the perception that we hate each other? the belief comes from the top of a pile 50 feet high. press, which which is the least popular thing since ben & jerry's chunks of squirrel ice cream, they turn out conflicts turn out conflict and keep the population anxious while they seek out more conflict. they can make a mass shooting last for weeks, creating copycat mass shootings that feel less like news and more like a ten part miniseries. they can take a very confusing veterans bill and turn it into a fight between people who love veterans and people who want them to die. of course it's false, but entertaining, as every story becomes a fight between two idea prisons, and no one bothers to read the bill, including me. and now a new study from the university of pennsylvania finds that cable news is more polarized today than in the last ten years.

how is that even possible, right? members of the crips and bloods look at us and goad, chill out, my brothers. they do. i'm tight with them. which means it's time for... >> greg's quiz! lettered for your convenience. >> greg: so this polarization in the media, the researchers claim that it really exploded after the election of donald trump, the election of donald trump, all of the above, eggs? apparently you know the answer. researchers examined guests who appeared on a channel and rated them on a biased scale based on their political beefs or contributions and their findings? get this, that our guests are way more attractive. yeah. no surprise. i mean, compare and contrast.

[scattered applause] hard to believe they are brothers. actually, it's father-son. i don't know what i'm saying. but they didn't publish that information, so i'm just guessing. but they found that fox news leaned more conservative. i know! you're all in shock right now. let's roll tape of one of our faithful viewers hearing this. >> my goodness. >> greg: that was the best trick ever. yeah, stop the presses, tell mike lindell to put down his my pillow! it turns out we aren't liberals! they also found that msnbc and cnn are much more left wing than ever cnn really going bonkers, surpassing the usually far nuttier nbc. and this move became way more pronounced after trump won.

that's great detective work, guys. this is like an episode of the dumbest forensic files. how did you piece this complicated puzzle together? was when it was trump when left the media crying like strippers with hunter's credit card? shocked by that photo. let's be clear, when they say networks split from one another after the election, that's b.s. we were far from being on the same page prior to trump. they always presented a uniformly left-wing opinion no matter what we did. the polarization wasn't about competing narratives, it was about a single pole, the lives having to now compete against a new poll. us. new pulpits and we were presented the opinions of viewers instead of anchors. they didn't like that. they were so used to telling people what to think that they forgot how to listen, and then they forgot how to think, which is why we pounded them lick the end of a ketchup bottle.

which makes it harder to remove. anyway. to discover this now is idiotic, and also, they are comparing apples to oranges. or rather, apples to don lemons a little wordplay there. i bet you miss some of that. they compared their opinion folks to their anchors, like anderson cooper. don't they see how off that is? you know tucker does commentary, you know that i do commentary, bret and bill hemmer and that of a ground the weekends, they do news. you know, when they are doing ketamine. how do you think they are so perky at that hour? but cnn acts as the what they spew is news when it's almost 90% commentary. that's how arrogant they are, they really believe that even their opinion is fact, but they never say commentary. that would require self-awareness and the closest they came to that was chris cuomo oiling up his own packs.

i stopped doing it for him. but this new research is valuable because it shows you where the division is coming from, the news division. it's not us. we just want everyone to have a good time. after all, i'm not just thinking of late night, on the rodney king of late night. [scattered applause] and what did he say? why can't we all just get along. so amidst all this divisive chaos, don't forget, it ain't us. like long covid, it's a long trumped arrangement syndrome and until they come up with a vaccine for that it's going to get worse. [scattered applause] ♪ ♪ let's welcome tonight guests! his act has audiences playing for a drone strike, actor, comedian, and writer, jamie! [scattered applause] she is so sweet candy is worried

she will give it cavities. former fox news an end author of the great book "write your own story, how i took control letting go," p.a. b. [scattered applause] she is so thin you can use her as a bookmark, fox news contributor kat timpf! [applause] and since third grade, he's permanently banned from phony rights. tyrus! [applause] so welcome back, how is your book doing? is a doing okay? >> is doing great since the last time i was here especially. >> greg: i say that you know what we should do is everybody watching go into just google patti ann browne and writes her own story and order the book and let's see where it moves by tomorrow morning. isn't that fun? something to do. >> that's a great idea. >> greg: it is a great idea, you're welcome.

you were once a top class news anchor. how is the news changed since you left to >> i don't want to say it's got more polarized, because i really think it has always been polarized. but i do agree that the trumped arrangement syndrome, i love the expression saying it's like long covid, it continues even after he's gone, although he's not really gone. but studies like this i have to say, the university of pennsylvania, give them credit for trying, but they are all worthless. the way they conducted this was by saying we are going to look at the perceived biases of the guests who appear on the shows then we are going to decide -- and this is specifically were not looking at the anchors, just the guests, and they're going to base their conclusions on people's perception of whether things are more biased based on our perceptions of the guests that they put on the shows. >> greg: it's nonsense, i tell you, nonsense. speaking of nonsense... hello, jamie.

i'm under the impression that you still get news in alaska. >> i know a lot about this polarization. almost all the bears in alaska are polarized. [scattered applause] >> greg: nice. >> i will show myself out. >> greg: [cackles] i love it! >> it is wild how the other cable networks will be so contrarian -- remember you came out with the higher rabies in there like we're going the other way with it. you know what really got me back i got frustrated a lot this year but what really got me was how biased it was when it was the changing of the word -- the definition of recession. that really bothered me. you can't just change what words -- you know, like how far is this going to go, they're going to be like when biden falls down the stairs, they're going to be like they are

calling it learning parkour. or when he has dementia, they're going to be like he always has a fresh take. [scattered applause] >> greg: any other words? >> that's kind of it. >> greg: i didn't want to leave -- you know, if i got free money on the table, going to take it. that's the way i look at it, tyrus. in reality are people really that polarized? >> yeah, but i want to stick with him, wouldn't it be cool of child support was just a feeling? >> yes. >> let's not be so quick. you know, it's a feeling. the feeling in your heart when your money is stolen from you. >> greg: you get two guys -- you are not divorce. >> no, what you talking about? you are polarized.

you've been polarized since polaroid. of course it's not even that. it's none of that. it's greed. it has nothing to do with anything else. president trump made you rich if you went after him. he made more thousand errors, because they couldn't manage the money right, more on cnn, they got book deals, they got their own shows and they are going to sue him because he got them to the dance and then when he left they weren't able to keep singing, so it's his fault. so they're going to always need him and go after him because he made them relevant. and they mistake that with their own talents and their own journalism. one is the last time anyone even -- if acosta showed up outside here, people would just walk around him. no one would boo him and more, no one would be like what you said last week -- no, because the president left and when he was on the microphone -- we've

been there. >> greg: what! >> that's what happens when he gets on the mic, uncomfortable silence. [scattered applause] see to >> greg: i got nervous. >> see the difference? acosta, goes back to being a crime. >> that's the name of my new netflix special, uncomfortable silence. [scattered laughter. >> greg: cat, what is your take on the study? >> i think that also social media has a lot to do with it, because now if you work at a specific place people will sort of assume that means certain things about you and attack you based on that. or if you say something that may not be what ideologically is expected of you based on whatever the partisan slant is for the network you work for, you'll actually see people get mad at you about it. even when it's not that many people, it can feel like a ton of people, which is why try not to look, but last week when i

about voting third party there was a few people that were mad, there like i'm sick of kat, and i'm like how do you think i feel? don't complain to the person was the problem worse than you, i can't get away from me ever. but it can motivate people to stay in line with those things. i think seeing things on social media, it's not anything that any of us should ever be seen, i think it's made this problem a lot worse. >> greg: you're probably right. >> i think i probably am. >> greg: you're filling up with more buckets these days, got to fill up everything. in the good old days we didn't have these many buckets, but this bucket rolls, right? [scattered applause] i don't know what that means. up next, she's a demon in heels and he's hell on wheels. pelosi! ["only wanna be with you" by hootie & the blowfish]

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>> greg: well she thinks she's a maverick, he drives into oncoming traffic. yeah, he's trying to cop a plea. it's all most the perfect setting for a new sitcom. ♪ ♪ >> he's inside trading! and everyone says she's so conniving while he's drunk driving. and when there's trouble overseas from conflicts with the taiwanese, it's the pelosi's, baby! [scattered applause] >> greg: you know, standing over there, i told jean can you make something truly awful, and he said i'll give it a shot.

and he forgot to put the little little -- there's no -- interesting. it sounds like an illness. anyway, as you know, nancy left taiwan on wednesday after meeting with lawmakers and offering u.s. support for the island that china claims as its own. china had threatened a forceful response if she visited and they ramped up their live fire drills around taiwan upon her arrival. they also threatened to shoot wooden stakes and garlic at her plane. but she waved it off and even took a jab at china's president. >> whatever china was going to do they will do in their own good time. there were certain security is on the part of the president of china and his own clinical situation that he's rattling the sabres, i don't know. >> greg: rattling his saber? for most of us -- being that she

is 120 years old, she means it literally. bottom line, nancy is sparking conflict with china after telling everyone else to shut up about china. remember, this is the same person who said it was racist to call kovic over the china virus and told our libyans to keep quiet during the games. >> i would say to our athletes, you are there to compete. do not risk incurring the anger of the chinese government, because they are ruthless. >> greg: i call her a to face but that was four faces ago. [scattered laughter] they love that. so her visit may do nothing more than create conflict with china which means they will cozy up with russia, but maybe the trip will pay dividends. at least until the stocks -- for the stocks her husband bob. there's new details about his dui arrest. court documents reveal he had a

drug in his system, was slurring his speech and handed cop a hela california highway patrol donor card, so it looks like he tried to weasel his way out because he knew he would fail the sobriety test. and really he had no excuse to drink. his wife was 3,000 miles away. terrible. what a jerk for using that privilege card. those should be reserved for average joe's and not for people in power. >> no. no. no more microwaving fish at the office, we've had enough. >> i got news for you, pal. i can do whatever i want. >> you microwave all the fish you want. >> this guy -- nancy pelosi. [scattered applause]

>> greg: so, kat, you know it gets me -- i was thinking about this this morning, pelosi going to a country to provoke an enemy is exactly what they kept saying trump was going to do, that he was going to provoke our enemies, he's unstable. he could start world war iii! and what happens? we are basically in war with russia right now, and we're trying to spark conflict with china. >> i agree with that. i mean, her trip -- what did her going there do to make anyone safer or to help taiwan at all? if anything it just pissed china often could've at the opposite effect but it makes her look good and makes her look tough and i think that's what all of this is about. plus, you just can't -- her husband, you can't really -- i don't know, you can't really trust them. the best guests in the world in the finance release and he couldn't guess he shouldn't drive hopped up on booze and

pills? and they're probably fighting a lot. screaming at each other, but they decide to stay together and raise their investments. [laughter] >> yes, they are staying together. >> yeah! >> greg: they say that, stay together for the investments. >> their eventual capitalist needs both parents. >> greg: you've got to keep that beautiful mansion clean, tyrus. >> if it ain't broke... >> greg: the thing is, she never cared about being -- i guess being brave against china, she was telling everybody not to be. >> cut her some slack. it's never good to go to a country during an invasion season. you know, there's a whole thing, refugees on the beach and stuff. you know it's tough, when you're trying to get a tan. listen, i think she went on a shopping spree. the spot is hot, she brought a bunch of empty suitcases in air force to when got to get toys for the kid, where better to go than taiwan.

everything is made there. there's a pretty good chance she was just seeing like what are you guys investing in, oh, is this a new product? is this we are going to do? what kind of tank -- hey, sober up, i need invest 20 on this and that. do this, that. so i'm just speculating. in the other side of it is at least we've got to have one tough person in the white house. hey, kids at home, if you ever want to suit looks like one another country has dirt on you, watch our president respond to china threatening the leader of our house. that's when you're in some of his back pocket. >> greg: interesting. [applause] jamie, do you wish you had a little donor card to get you out of problems? >> yeah, i could really -- you're right, he doesn't need this kind of help, he's a powerful guy. i would love a card like that. i heard that biden did try to

call pelosi and tell her not to go. but by mistake he made the call on his iron. how was the phone call? it was hotter than i expected. this is the first time -- maybe i'm ignorant but this is the first time i've ever heard the phrase satyr reveling in my entire life. i thought that was the most you could get away with at a strip club without getting kicked out. >> greg: i think that's what it means. you're right. >> i feel like her husband's get out of jail free card should be that he has to be married to her. i think that's enough. like have you seen my wife, i got drunk and drove away. and they would be like oh, get on with it. >> greg: p.a.b., i think what's most nauseating is that he's a rich drunk who tried to use a privilege card on the cops and it's like if you're -- it's

kind of tacky and grows, those cards are for everybody else, not you. >> absolutely! i also love the fact that it didn't work. got to give credit to the cops. he's like look, here's my donor card and he's like that's nice, you're under arrest. and only wants a refund. so i love the fact that the cops just said we are going to do it anyway. but i have to agree with tyrus when it comes to why nancy pelosi went over there. if you know, probably a couple of reasons. one, she wanted to get away from him as kat said, and also she's trying to maybe draw attention away from all of the problems we have here and she got some bipartisan support for not caving in to china, so i think it's a win for her but the real question is why was biden on the other side? >> greg: it's interesting. and it's weird, it does sound familiar to me. a country warns us repeatedly of a redline and we cross it and then they violate international law and you've got a war. it's on the little bit like something that happens about six

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>> greg: are there words you can't say even if you are beyonce? monica lewinsky wants nothing less then erasing those lyrics about that mess on her dress. but where they beyonce's worst lyrics by far? well, close, but no cigar. >> oh! [scattered laughter] >> greg: beyonce, who is known for being my babysitter, is removing and ablest lyric from her latest album, renaissance, the track all heated features words many considered offensive to a group of people, the word was spaz. if only there was a word that describes this kind of overreaction. but referring to someone's physical impairment, that's pretty lame.

[scattered laughter] >> make up your mind! >> greg: anyway, thank you. she changed the lyric, which then got the ball rolling, prompting her to demand a change of her own, concerning the song "partition" from 2013 which has a line referencing her infamous white house affair. that was back in the good old days when presidents made messes on dresses, not on the oval office floor. but maybe beyonce should change the lyric. going to recite it here, and i got to tell you, it is vulgar. if you have children in the room at home, have them get really close to the tv. hi, kids, maybe leave the room, and given that it's roughly 11:30 at it, why the hell are they up anyway? here's the original anchored "he popped all my buttons, he ripped my blouse, he monica lewinskyed all on my gown."

so it doesn't even rhyme. that's the real offense. you could not make that rhyme with blouse, beyonce? it's easy. okay, glad to help you out. he popped on my buttons, he ripped my boss and he offered to vacuum my house. thank you. [scattered applause] you don't miss a thing on that one. he popped on my buttons, he ripped up my boss, he made a pretty bonnet for my pet mouse. [scattered applause] last but not least, he popped on my buttons, he ripped my blouse, he then hit on my personal trainer clouse. all right, jamie. have you contacted taylor swift about removing this lyric? jamie lissow's face mix my nether regions vomit mac that's in her latest album. it's in her latest album.

>> i don't think it refers to me, you know? i do think monica linsky is being a little bit sensitive. you don't see me going after -- back has an entire song named loser. i think it's kind of fun that they use her name as a verb. they go oh, you monica lewinskyed -- like that's kind of cool. i could get on board with that. maybe ago how did you get down to the lobby, and i go i bidened. that means when you get to the bottom of the stairs without using any of them. or like oh, man, they brian steltered my salad. that's when you replace the lettuce with fries. >> you made his day. >> it doesn't really make sense as a verb as she wrote it though. this dramatically if you're going to make a new action verb, wouldn't you name it after the

person who did the action? it wasn't linsky-he so much as clint end. >> greg: that is true. because that's what i would say if i were teacher. >> monica lewinsky actually said that, she called out beyonce in a tweet and said hey, if we are averting here, i think you meant to say he bill clintoned on my gown, not monica lewinskyed. she actually -- yeah. >> greg: good point. then again -- all right, all right. tyrus, imagine -- imagine approaching public enemy and asking them to change their lyrics, right? or approaching john waters and asking him to change a script. you know? or how about calling up the insane clown posse, those great artists, and asking them to change their beautiful work. >> how about no. how about -- dave chappelle recently -- what's in a name, he gave a speech and at the end of the speech the important things to remember you don't get the right to take the artistic part

of the words. you can't separate the two. it's artistic integrity. you don't change anything on what beyonce is doing is setting a terrible precedent. she's of of the highest mountains of success. she doesn't change anything for anyone, she can walk away tomorrow and not look back and still be great. so that bothers me. and it's a simple thing. monica -- you had an affair. you are not a victim. you were a willing participant. you knew he was married, this is ridiculous. this will switch around or whatever. [bleep]. you had an affair, you don't get a pass. but this all goes back to one thing. one thing. if you don't want to say something, it's always been a wonderful word that you can use if an adjective, a verb, noun, it can go with anything, you can change the ending of it, it rhymes commit fits everything. can't we just go back to ending every sentence with [bleep] to it works. [scattered applause] >> greg: why did i see that

coming? >> i dare anyone. it's beautiful. >> greg: all right, kat -- >> to you, white america. >> greg: let's hold the line on this. or is this going to be a cascade of cowardice? >> i think that -- i don't know, i think i was that she might've just been looking for attention here, which is fine. actually like her, i think she's funny. ever since i shaw she tweeted in response years ago to a tweet saying what's the worst career advice you ever got, and she said an internship at the white house will look good on your resume. that shows she has a sense of humor about herself. >> greg: that's true. anything to add before we go, p.a.b.? >> i do think back then she took a beating and she deserved it. it was more than 25 years ago. she's 49 and none of to be remembered or judged on the worst moment we've ever had in time. >> greg: i just want to commend you on wearing a blue dress.

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>> greg: despite the millions they gave it, simply could not save it. it's true, feminists will have to wait to batgirl's fate. looking for a strong female hero will have to stick with jeanine pirro. [scattered applause] dc comics has decided to completely scrap it's batgirl movie over concerns that it was so bad it could damage its brand if anyone were to see it. i said the same thing about those pictures of jesse watters before the hair plugs. but apparently there were more popular bats in that soup at the woman what market. the franchisor poorly spent about $70 million on it. at least half of what geraldo has spent on homes for his ex-wives. the fat acts fell between emerge between warner bros. and

discovery had made david zaslow the ceo. he's the same guy who got rid of cnn plus. so batgirl will have company in the on appointment line. cnn lasted a few days while batgirl was never released, but somehow both got the exact same number of viewers. but sadly for now batgirl will have to make back money the old-fashioned way, dancing on that bat pole. a sexist would say! tyrus, what is wrong with this movie that it's -- >> nothing is wrong. this is great. good for him, glad david is here. you make a movie about checking a box and you want to check on the boxes and add all the people and all this and that at this and that and then the script socks so you're going to run a movie that's going to ruin your franchise you can be woke and then realizing woke is broken if you did the right thing, we are going to stop this now because yes, we could make your happy

political movie, but no one's going to buy. or we could save the company and start making good movies again with actor second act in people -- nothing against the people involved with this but there's a reason why you say no, and it's the writing it if the ideas and it's the woke stuff and the regressive stuff in there realizing americans don't buy this, so we are not going to do it. good for him. >> greg: about to tell you though. jamie, i want to see it now. >> so do i! >> greg: i want to know how bad it is. this is going to be movie that five or ten years from now will be at midnight showings, right? everybody will go -- they will know all the dumb woke comments. it will be like rocky horror. >> i swear to god i had a rocky horror picture, that's the first thing i thought of, now we've got to see this. we must see it. how bad is this -- there movies are not that good. how bad is this movie that -- i think tyrus is absolutely right. i sometimes don't trust myself

when it comes to liking or disliking movies. this might be controversial, i hated top gun. and everyone loved her, i'm sure mom, i might have an inability to have fun or something's wrong with my brain. but i had problems with it from like the get-go. i will give you one small thing, they say and feel the need for speed. so do i, just to stay awake during this [bleep]. but here's one small thing, i have 100 of these, i will give you just one. the guy in top gun, and his name is hangman. and tom cruise is like why did they hangman? and he goes this guy, when he gets into battle, sometimes he hangs his friends out to dry. and i was like maybe he shouldn't be part of your top gun program. if that's one of his attributes, leading people out to dry. hangman will be fine, we will pair him up with leave them for dead larry, and those guys can -- >> greg: this has nothing to do with batgirl. >> i just had so many problems.

>> greg: p.a.b. do you want to see it? >> i'm dying to see it! it's obviously so bad it's good, going to be like the next shark nato or something. >> greg: or "the room" -- you know, this is such an interesting idea that it could be that all the woke stuff ends up so out of time and out of place that it causes laughter. right? this could be a gift. >> absolutely. do we know that it's woke stuff that caused it? >> 70 million? oer. yeah. none of the villains for pronouns. >> greg: tyrus is right. they chose pronouns over bad guys and it sucks. they also have to pay the bills and this wasn't going to pay the bills. >> this is the only thing that could have ever made me want to

see this. because i firmly believe that all superhero movies are for children in basement dwelling losers and movies in general i don't like because they're too long, it's too much commitment, but now i really -- you tell me no you can't, no -- that mixed me to follow you home. i want to see it now. >> greg: it is so funny. you know -- this is the only reason i would see this movie. i need now to know. you have friends out there. you've got to get -- >> don't ask for this. because here's the cold part. everyone you call to make it better is not. until they see it, and then will hate you. >> has got to be a way, this got be a leaked copy. >> greg: such an item going to get drunk and go on the internet. i'm not going to sleep. i'm not going to go to sleep until i find one. this got to be one person who

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men wear ties because it's not that men like them, women like ties, men and ties. >> i do? >> greg: you don't because it hides the neck tattoos. >> i like -- the more disgusting the better. that was actually why i was not to my now-husband when i first met him because he was dressed a finance dude. to go because he is one. >> because he is one! i would be fine with doing away with it. he does watch too, hey, babe. >> greg: p.a.b., tie or no tie? >> i just think it's a ridiculous -- the smallest thing you're wearing. he's wearing a blazer! he is saying i'm so much cooler without the tie. take off the blazer! >> greg: he didn't want to wear a tie. that was his bottom line. and you know what he did, he's just like every wire, tyrus. he uses the climate for -- like oh,'s global warming, i can't wear a tie. you can use global warming up for. >> covid. >> it's not that complicated, the water is not that deep.

>> greg: it is for me. it always is. >> nope, nope. [bleep] he was cheating. the wife walked in. where's your tie? global warming. >> yeah. >> the tie traps the body heat and that's why my shirt is so sweaty, so i took the tie off. >> that makes sense. >> so i'm going to go out and stop global warming. no more ties. luckily my secretary has it around her neck right now, so she's collecting them. we're going to solve it one day at a time, somebody get al gore on the phone. >> greg: did i get everybody? i think i did. we are done here, right? i forgot where i was! don't go away, we will be right back.

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