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they are surrounding the island with their largest military drills ever in that area. and include jets, helicopters, shooting live rounds and firing of ballistic this is. it seems pelosi's act of defiance and the hands-off approach is tipping the scales. but remember, it was that orange guide with the happy twitter fingers who was the real danger. >> speaker pelosi: the trump administration's reckless rash decisions are no substitute for real global ship. i said the bee gees president trump to apologize to the american people for his disgraceful dangerous and damaging behavior. what the president did is dangerous. it takes preparation. the president did not make because the president abused his power for his own personal political benefits at the expense of our national security. >> greg: calling the kettle black. china is just -- lighting up the

skies by refusing to take a stand. really any extent on nancy going to that i want in the first place. >> that it was good that she went? >> we will not dictate where members of congress go. members of congress. let me finish. >> reporter: -- dictated they go. now he can say if he thinks it was good work not. >> that is not how it works. >> we have said consistently that the speaker had a right to the code as speaker of the house and a member of congress. >> greg: even some in the media saying joe blue it. muddled messaging and handing china a big win. joe has promised us that he has everything under control. >> president biden: america is back. america is back. diplomacy is back.

>> greg: betelgeuse. it sounds like that situation because for some leadership. maybe biden should put up the phone. >> reporter: you said there is not a call scheduled. is there a reason why? president biden has known him for decades and he has a lot of free time up there. >> does not have free time. >> can he put up the phone and call? >> it is a little bit insulting and as for a call, it is. >> reporter: someone who is isolating by themselves. >> carley: you know that is not the case. >> greg: so harold, in the green room, we were talking about this and you said, i want to "it. you were right all along. >> geraldo: never would have let this happen on his watch. they understood -- misunderstood what he was try to do. care to comment, harold?

>> i don't know what to call that. but you have great ears. when peter doocy -- a great job, he has always done a good job. i think a couple things and i will be brief. i think i wish the speaker had not gone because i don't know and at i don't know what set of objectives strategic and sears objectives she advanced by going. maybe some of that comes and at i would love to be corrected on this. i think the country, we have to we said our whole thinking around -- but the new relationship and how we think about china has to involve four pillars, trade, investment, and human rights. they are in here. we have to think seriously about our own defense budget that makes five, 10, 20 years. where we invest in cybersecurity and other things that we have to protect ourselves, how we protect ourselves again china and investment things that are happening between our countries and we are going to have to think about shareholder rights

versus initial security interest and national security rights. the whole thing needs to be redone and it is unclear that this trip advance any of those and we have to figure out how we we ourselves off of the supply chains that are in asia and for that matter china. europe is too dependent on gas from russia. i know we differ but i think it is critical to begin to ensure that we build things here and produce things here and what a come to china, a big part of that plan, we countered them where we have to and collaborate with them where weekend. we are collaborating that with them in ukraine but we have to counted them as it relates to taiwan and other things. >> greg: emily to my right. what are these consequences that it is pushing china closer to russia. do you think that is the kids? do you think that will be one of the consequences? >> i do. i think we thought that as ukraine being the litmus test

not only for their relationship but also for that show of would be strict after -- actual weakness from president. to your point that beijing produces 97% of u.s. and tied by. i think we are way far past having a future objectives be to shore up the supply chain, initial defense because it is a little too late. in the last two years alone, secretary kirby said that they have doubled the amount of aircraft that they have loan that separates china and taiwan. earlier, former a.g. whitaker talked about how he prosecuted chinese for intellectual property theft. of feed corn in iowa. we have seen physical breaches. we talked about this. $660 billion per year. the amount of infiltration that china has accomplished, specifically in the last two years it frighteningly and all the sun in the last few days now, it has become or has become

almost as bad i fear as their bark and i think that risk that pelosi made by going over there and showing a fractured democratic party and doing that all that does is make us look weak. >> the trip was not the right trip. we have had this problem bring for many, many years as people comment suggests. >> greg: she made it much worse, harold. what is worse, calling the coronavirus the china virus or taunting them with a shopping trip to taiwan? >> i think the taunting shopping trip to taiwan was pretty bad. >> greg: that was a loaded question. >> biden's violence on the epidemic of fentanyl poisoning, a million dead from covid. tens of thousands dying from fentanyl poisonings and you were talking about this, the b-roll

clatter bags. for more than four years. trying to undermine a potential campaign and then a presidency. putin's puppet, trump said no basis in fact. but now where are the clatter bags training the hammer down on biden's timidity given the fact that his crackhead -- crackhead son was financially rewarded by china. that being said, want to bring up, we need a photographer for a president, not a titmouse take anxious anchors. >> greg: you are high tea. >> a true leader needs to have a conversation with the american people and prepare all of us for economic battle. and i mean, rally and ready all of us for the sacrifices that we are all going to have to make

and that is a long-term disruption and our way of life. because we need to get accustomed to having less and a lot less. no more temperatures every time there's a small problem, oh, here is a handout picture who is a check. you don't need to pay those college loans you took at to go to that college, the degree that is -- you just throw money at people. we cannot do that anymore. that money goes straight to china to buy garbage that -- well, that our companies produce. but also the semi conductor bill. this is a bill that enriches an already rich in history, high-margin business. they do not need that money. if we are going to cut off china, which we need to do, over time, you cannot have handouts because you wind up with venezuela like inflation. >> greg: yeah. jesse, i think i saved the best

for last. paul pelosi. and i think you have been -- you have been in the forefront of this explosive scandal and how,n to distract the public from what is really going on with her husband? >> jesse: you have been you have been watching prime time every single night. time it perfectly. she is a show boater. she did this to distract or maybe just drum up some business prospects for paul. she just wants those. joe -- look weak. he does not know what he is talking about. he does even understand he was policy. and u.s. policy towards taiwan as we will defend that democrat ally because of our trade relationship. we designed the chips. they make the chips and we use those chips that make our economy move beat the whole world economy move. if china moves on taiwan, stock market goes down.

economy collapses and you hit it right on the head. talk about sacrifice. if they go into taiwan, if this country is not prepared to realize we are not what did have everything we want. so i don't think china wants to risk work with taiwan. he saw what happened with russia and ukraine. they are little anxious right now. we got japan. south korea, we have the australians. we collapsed the country in a heartbeat. i think we just have to manage china's decline. ptac to -- they are not the most tactful people. job actually joe is paid by china. >> greg: it is a liberal city revolving door potential criminals arrested nearly 500 times thanks to insane bail laws. ♪ ♪

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>> mayor eric adams says liberals making the laws have lost their minds. >> the definition of insanity is to do the same thing repeatedly >> different results. criminal justice system is insane.

it is dangerous. it is harmful. and it is destroying the fabric of our sister city. >> d.a. alvin bragg is pushing back saying he is proud of what the city is doing and the 80-year-old california liquor store owner who was forced to defend himself when an armed robber barged into his store calling out leaders for making things and safe. up a what he told -- >> it is not my job. somebody needs to do something now because we are just getting downhill faster and faster and it is certainly a concern not just for me but i hear it all the time for my customer base and everyone that unexposed to. they are fed up and i can't blame them. >> thank god that he recovered from his heart attack that he suffered after that attempted robbery. >> greg: and he was in work the next day and he has better head and you.

[laughter] here is what is happening in new york. we used to remember -- democrat to republican mayor. we start have a republican senator, governor, we had checks against democratic craziness. but now there's no checks. this is is what happens republique usually wall street with a step in when things got crazy and say, hey, guys, try to the abnormal. after covid took all the powerbrokers that is to ran these banks on wall street, they just left. they went to connecticut or florida or -- so they are not living or working in the city anymore. they have no personal investment in new york city. that is why they are not greasing the governor. that is white they are not spending money on lobbyists. does not take a lot of money to knock these bail reform laws down. that make like 100 grand eight year. you give them a couple of dollars, whatever you want but no one is doing that, though. all right? they have totally checked out. also, after the george floyd

riots, everyone got really scared of being labeled a racist. remember? black lives matter. it wouldn't put the black thing on their instagram. they were even pillaged and robbed and the reluctant yes, black lives matter. we totally support these riots. they did not want to be called racists. some -- try to lobby the stupid governor, focal. i hate saying the name. reversed the belt thing. they would be smeared as racist and they don't want that brand hit and that is why they are just laying low and letting this whole city decay. >> that is right. he will be gone soon. harold, when jesse mentions checks on the systems, the different positions within the system act as checks themselves and with think the prosecutor, the district attorney would be that, representing the state, prosecuting crimes. they are in florida. governor desantis took action when his state d.a. andrew

gorton refuse to prosecute laws to keep removed him for incompetence. he said that the difference between positive dual discretion and just individualized and case-by-case and someone just flat out advocating their duty. you think we are going to see more of this across the country as people wake up to the fact that -- these d.a.s are not doing their job? >> congressman ford: i don't know all the details in florida but governor desantis had the authority and governors who have that authority should exercise that when it advances. safety. only difference i have about that we sometimes talk about democrats and liberals but even bakersfield, california, where kevin mccarthy represents that they have to times the merger right there then they have in los angeles. mobile, alabama, all have republican mayors. we should not talk about it that way. what you are talk about it, emily, i agree with and awaits jesse, i think the crust of what jesse said, i agree with wholeheartedly. i think voters have to go to the

polls and vote for people who are going to stand up to the criminals. mayor of this town has been as outspoken, opinionated, and firm on this issue of sink we want police officers on the street but we want police officers and we have to reform these bail laws. if we just do one thing, reform the bail laws, new york post, talking about those few criminals, amid all these crimes because they have not been, behind bars. i get why we want to reform the bail laws. ensuring that we -- that we did not pick people in jail who had small amounts of things. we have a problem where we are letting people out of jail who committed violent expert no american wants this. so i hope we stop talking about blue and red and start talking about how we ensure and get good prosecutors with -- we staff the police like they should be staffed and they will get a rude

awakening at the polls if they don't want to do that. >> jessica: -- >> emily: the first identity of that attorney general in florida, criminal justice reform or. these guys are hiding behind that quote and totally failing at their duty because they are not making that the station between the violence and nonviolence. >> there is no common sense form. >> greg: i agree with harold but the problem is this is a one-party town. so we don't have that. you got to have blue and red because gregg will help the blue and blue will help the reds. but if you just have a one party rule, if there are to slow the truck down as it is heading towards the cliff. you can get these really are there reformers and these docent there's nobody there to stop them. why do they continue robbing and after they keep getting arrested, i realize for these thieves, average like 50 to 70 arrests. but it is like, their business travelers and that is their tsa. it is a hassle.

i'm going to go out and rob today. yeah. you got me. if you start emptying your stuff out. and in the cop says that you can go now and then you go on and -- that is what it is. it comes with the deal but i think i go to that advice that i mentioned. i think it was last week and i still believe, fund halfway houses on the blocks where the d.a.s like alvin bragg live. great facilities for house arrest and put them in governor hochul's neighborhood. and nyc has become a sanctuary city so they need to do with the border states it to see which is put it on their doorstep like a flaming bag of poop. there are a lot of democrats in the state. >> an in that report, it included the left think this is cherry-picking statistics. how can you argue with that

statistic? police ambushes up. those statistics do not live. >> i woke up a week alone to a gunfight in my neighborhood where the police were -- two robbery suspect firing on police and they exchanged gunfire. and there was a psychotic violent man who attacked coat -- one after a bouncer when i was having some beers and the bouncer knocked him out cold. and all the patrons had beers and fries just sat there and watch him lay bleeding industry and no one was going to go near him because he is a psychotic dangerous criminal. cops eventually showed up but that was in one day. i have never seen anything like that. and just in new york i was talking to someone who worked in the district attorney's office under [indistinct]. and he said, basically said,

everything in the system right now is stacked in favor of the criminal. and even if you reform the bail laws where you have criminals, get held on bail rather than take a look at you get caught with -- suspected murderer, you are right back on the street. even if you reform the bail laws. in new york city, the criminal judges that are appointed up to 10-year term by the mayor. so we have eight years of bill de blasio and we have an entire stable of criminal court judges and they are the -- they make the kind of most day-to-day bail decisions. so you have this -- as this gentleman 20 after eight years of de blasio purnell court judges, a change in the bail law won't improve the quality of the just -- judges. and not make a respite all these

assistant d.a.s are leaving because there's nobody to prosecute. they are not arresting people. again, a liberal layer cake of horrible. it is by. and i know we have to go. but these asses need to get the hell out of new york. no more cocktail parties. take your jobs elsewhere. then these liberals will stand up. like danielle reed because he was murdered on a subway train. word -- where the hell is goldman sachs on this. >> up next, if you are upset and complaining about inflation, you could be suffering from [indistinct]. that is next. ♪ ♪

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♪ >> greg: soaring inflation is the number one issue americans care about. they are getting crushed insane gas prices and the recession that president biden says does not exist. if you do complain about it, you are probably just suffering from white privilege. >> inflation is almost a privilege to the care about inflation as their number one issue. the same is true of gas prices or even the idea that if the economy is stupid. i always found the analysis lacking because as a black person, i don't want to get killed on the way to at my job. >> if you just lost your house because of flood in kentucky, if you just lost your livelihood because it burned down in a wildfire, if you just lost your

life because you are the wrong color, and you are pulled over summer, inflation does not really matter to you were to import loved ones. >> so greg, black americans still care about -- at all. not the number one issue? >> emily pointed out the luxury of -- luxurious backdrop. is a elite racist comment. on the what people have to worry about inflation because i guess that people don't buy things. offer they don't have the same concerns that other people do, getting food on their table. it is an idiotic kind of think that is a. she is inferring that somehow minorities are outside the economy. and wondering the strategy is because economy is one thing that affects everyone and the left can't accept that. unless they write the article and this is what is amazing.

the next day, she is going to status. minorities are getting hit hardest by this economic slowdown. they play both sides of the fence and they go, it minorities and women hit hardest and then it is like, okay this is just white privilege. she was worried about getting shot on the way home. what is she talk about? crime! so -- but if you bring up crime, what will she say? oh, that is probably racist. i don't know. do you think she is concerned about getting shot every day? >> i don't know. regardless of her logic, it was totally lacking. to your point, the majority of businesses that closed permanently because of the covid restrictions were minority owned. and debt is bipartisan. inflation is colorless. 77% of americans, over three out of four report feeling anxious about their financial situation. they are worried about their financial future. that is all americans. that is not one race or one

color. food banks, 20 to 30% less inventory and the demand is spiking across the country. that limited to one race? not at all. bread is up 12%. to will get that one race is sort of racist in itself. >> is it a recent comment? >> what she said is not true nor is it going to advance any serious objectives to figure out ways to bring prices down and provide more opportunity and security and communities across the country. i have sent it yesterday. it hurt me to say it. up about i agree with you. >> on a roll. >> turn the volume down and crime is bipartisan take inflation is bipartisan. and we should all be happy that we got that fellow in afghanistan because we are americans. some issues, race is a part of it. this is certainly not one of

them. >> raygan? >> this just shows red wave because this is all they have left. you put that little helium filled balloon to see if ghost see if it looks good and that is what is going on here. this is all those the only way that they have to talk the left about inflation is if you care, she is saying to exactly to greg's played but if you feel somewhat upset that you can't take your family out to dinner, if you feel somewhat upset that you have to eat spaghetti instead of steak cookbook that you are a big it. and it is insane but they are gassing because they have no way of messaging on inflation because it was created by left-wing liberal runaway spending. and they are still doing it. still doing it. >> this was eight white privilege -- got it.

>> if they win the senate, we will see what the conversation is. >> we will see. basketball star brittany gardner sentenced to person in russia. what are they going are they going to do to get her out? ♪ ♪

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i had no intent to break any russian laws. >> president biden saying greiner has been "wrongfully contained." at is calling for her release. the restoration has been reportedly working on the deal to bring greiner and paul whalen home and extend for a russian arms dealer but the kremlin has rejected all proposals. biden is laser focused on this from -- >> i don't take it is a great trade but she has to come back and i know that -- have friends who takes pleasure in this because of how she trashed america, how she track but i think that is one way to look at it. you should want her out precisely because of her political statements just to prove her wrong. maybe she will extend for the national anthem when she comes back because she will realize that where she is right now is

not america. right? she did not have -- did need not read her rights but she was shocked by that. you know, and america will try to get her out and probably sure she will but i just hope that she stands for the flag when she gets out. but with biden, it is kind of a problem with incendiary rhetoric, how does biden talk to putin when you call him a war criminal already? how do you call up a war criminal? all of these things end up being connected. >> to your point, harold, that is unity what greg is talking about. unified in wanting to bring her home. >> congressman ford: we should pat ourselves on the back for wanting an american to come home. this is not an attack on break at all. this is an american citizen. what i hope is that -- i will -- i listen to robert o'brien earlier. i think he was on "america

reports." they asked about what is going on. he said we have a group of savvy, experience, tough negotiators and this of those diplomats working to try to get esther whalen out of there and to try to get griner out of there and i pray that they do. but when an american is wrongfully detained in russia, i want her home be regardless of her political views. >> jesse: i blame the agent because she should never have gone to russia a week before they invaded ukraine and her agent is in charge of her and should know what to do into situation like, i would not go to china right now. i would not go to china ever. i when there right now because i do want to be some political bargaining chip and that is what she is now. >> fox will -- >> that is -- [overlapping speakers] >> -- all the way through to

connecticut. the agent also has to explain to her, if you're going to go, which she should not don't bring drug paraphernalia. this is -- and if she has to go to make money, you are the agent. get her a better gig in a country besides russia. this is the worst time and place to be held hostage any work when you have a president like this guy who is obviously not focus on returning american hostages. he does not understand leverage. it is going to be the worst trait ever. but we got to do it because we have to get her back. we hope she comes back as soon as possible. but not good. >> and paul whelan. >> historically, you would not do this kind of swap, detained basketball for cannabis oil with an arms dealer who was set for 25 years, convicted for conspiring to kill americans and aiding terrorism and terrorists. at the argument that her lawyers made was that she was packing

quickly and it was an accident. it does not matter to russia how or when or why it happened. they have a zero tolerance and we have seen their exorbitant sentences for drug offenses. and that includes mark vogel, no one is talk about the i'm so grateful that the marine veteran is included in that trait and basketball start sentenced to 14 years for medical marijuana just last summer. he is from pennsylvania and a bipartisan bicameral group of legislators wrote a letter to blinken estate and said, bring him home, too. his sister said, i was shocked to learn that he was not on that list. it is reach that griner's wife received a phone call from the present but the family of mr. vogel has not gotten a response barely from the state department. are currently would love as the united states of america that we bring home all americans, that we have equal vested interest in them, not just in the athletes

and also, if we are trading the merchant of death for americans who have been prosecuted for amount of medicinal marijuana, i hope we stop prosecuting for marijuana here in this country also. >> well done. >> well said. up next, who is the most annoying person to work with? the downfall of returning to the office ahead. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> a lot of people are happy to be back in the office. until your annoying coworker started to get on your nerves. "the wall street journal" highlighting, including noisy desks, differing air-conditioner preferences, fighting over a space in the perhaps a coworker whistling the theme song to "close encounters to third kind." >> now he is doing the theme to monday night football and think we would not noticed that he switched the quisling. >> is there a wanting to quinzel? >> the human brain is amazing because it can tell when you work among the sounds of work,

it is great. when other people are talking about stuff, it is good buzz. but then when people talk about their plans for the weekend work though paul -- they are gossiping or whistling to start to meltdown and you start to go, looked at what -- white -- what are these people doing to me? the biggest offenders that they are not jesse. they are lovely people. wall street journal, they are so obnoxious take they are terrible. they are loud. they smell. eagerly made. disgusting. they don't have the right to do this are there. grow up, "wall street journal." >> the most annoying. >> everywhere everyone is amazing. the habitat is around other people. i don't understand everyone freaking out. >> you! >> no. i do hate whistling. and that makes me, like, i rage. i can't do it.

>> whistling is just the weirdest thing. it is like an evolutionary thing to tell creditors that you are around. what is it? >> maybe he is whistling because you are the predator. >> when i came back to the office, when people are too nice to me. i don't like getting my butt kissed by people in the office. they are like, this guy! big smiles. [overlapping speakers] >> applause when you come in. >> but i require that. >> megan? >> what are these weaklings complaining about? people could smoke in the office when i started working. and you would go into your office and it was like an overflowing ashtray and there was nicotine and tar dripping off the wall. like when the people eventually get canned and had to go in

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