all the cities in america. thank you, mr. president. >> laura: that was a hostage video, you guys were right! that was actually sad. i don't think we should have played that. it's too sad. don't forget, set your dvrs, always stay connected with us, thanks for watching. remember, it's america now and you better believe it forever. greg gutfeld and again, they take it from here [scattered applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah! look at that! how beautiful that set looks! happy thursday, everyone! it's my second favorite day after spa day. i love giving couples massages. in my van. hey, let's roll it. >> gregg's monologue of the

week. >> because the news is really boring right now and he had to come up with something. >> greg: tonight monologue, evil. yeah. an uplifting topic, right? it was either evil or this. >> you're the guy who said gonorrhea was more worse than the cold. i'll bet you never have a cold that felt just like that, did you? >> i must've got it on the toilet seat. >> that's a hell of a place to take a girl. >> greg: i love that! yeah, i will take evil. evil obviously exists but does calling people evil help you win an argument? or is it like me after three afro sports is, just too easy? and really, when someone does something awful, just saying it's evil won't stop it. i mean, "the view" is in its 25th year. [scattered laughter] >> greg: i kid. they aren't evil, they're just wrong. so what is evil? well, communists are evil, fascists are evil.

cats are evil. especially that one. when you get in a debate about stuff, such evil branding sucks. the left will often call you evil to end conversation, which is why i'm glad one geraldo does it. because then it's a conversation. they will often call you something worse, like racist. it's a wonder governor desantis said no to doing the show after they asked, and after a past year where they've smeared and what one of joy behar's eight morning bagels, they've thrown more shade his way than stelter does sitting on a snow globe. just visualize it. but how can you be civil with people like this? >> you're just short of calling him a negligent homicidal sociopath, because that's what he is. he's risking the lives of children, children's parents,

their grandparents, anyone they may come in contact with, so that he can appeal to his whites a premises base. >> i think he's a fascist and a big it. >> it's antiblack. it's antigay, anti-lgbtq+. >> it's anti-american. >> it started with crt. you start coming after black people, what comes next, right? of course the lgbtq community. and then women and the and marginalized groups. >> greg: my soul is bleeding. so basically he is a racist, sexist, trans-phobic homophobe. in other words, evil. and once are evil, who needs conversation? it eliminates dialogue, meaning all that's left is aggression. i was guilty of this once. i'm pretty sure i called pelosi evil. and not to her face. or at least her most recent face. [scattered laughter] terrible. and i'm sure i called this block of wood evil one really he's

not, he's just dumb as a block of wood. who else is evil? well, the person who invented double stuffed oreos, that's for sure. in the guy at the gym who filled my speedo with nair. now i have to do my pole dancing in jeans. why did i sign up for those classes? and people, they called me evil too, which is hard to believe. i'm so lovable it hurts. at least for seven to ten days and then it goes away. but i certainly don't think i'm evil, so it stands to reason the people i call evil don't consider themselves evil either. if you ask lucifer himself if he was evil, he would probably be like hey, i'm noting at the beach, but i'm no joy reid either. [scattered laughter] so liberals aren't evil even if they think we are. it's the key difference that charles krauthammer noted first. we think they are wrong, they think we are evil. it is something to remember when you're trying to persuade people. as russia invaded ukraine, we

called putin evil, what does he think he's evil? no, he just things he's working on behalf of mother russia will kill anyone to do it. hell, he violated international law and those short was horseback photos were a crime against amenity. is george soros evil? maybe. maybe not. but really, what if he's just dumb? i mean, does this guy really think more murders is a good thing? maybe he's just a psychopath like so many corporate heads. not ours though. they're the best. please give my puppy back. but the idea that he's a batman villain makes it easier to categorize him. the "he's evil" argument saves time and energy. mass shooters -- they are evil. but that's just the first step in that problem. what made them evil? drugs, isolation, mental illness and culture that applauds violence, media coverage? brian kilmeade last book to [scattered laughter] the point, calling someone evil can be accurate but it blunts

efforts to figure out what comes next. for that you need strategic empathy. you need to ask why something happened, but temporarily exclude yourself from saying because they are evil. why did putin invade ukraine? why does soros fund idiotic prosecutors who ruin our lives? why does a sick fiend killed dozens of children? if we knew why putin invade -- we did know, he warned us a bunch, kind of away china is warning us now. and a brittney griner just got nine years for pot. joe biden is demanding that russia set her free. but how do you call him up to have that conversation after you've already labeled him an evil war criminal? language paints us into corners. george soros claims is all about criminal justice and he may believe it, which means he's not evil, he's just stupid. really stupid, like joy behar stupid, if that's possible. but calling him evil mrs. what's really going on, which as he has no idea what's going on. he's more insulated from the real world than a kardashian,

with way worse pictures of his butt. you don't want to look at that. it affected stupid people can be effective at certain things, good or evil. mass shooters, if you salt dome i call the scum evil, right but you've got to look closer, the incentive is in for me. if i kill more than the last guy on live forever. it's like trying to outscore another video game or they are competing against on their laptop. once you see that coming to see the solution, a media blackout. we can cover what happened without making each perp famous. while evil exists, it's oftentimes a fact that you should put aside that you need to solve a problem. but of course that suggestion because of the window if the person is absolutely truly evil and there's nothing you can do about it. i'm sure you'll know that when you see it. [scattered applause] let's welcome tonight's guests! is the last thing terrorists see before they turn off the tv. a former cia operative and host of black files declassified on

discovery science channel, mike baker! [scattered applause] and the way this general talks you would think is from a foreign country, actor greg ellis! [scattered applause] when she returned her skinny jeans for being too roomy. fox news contributor kat timpf! [scattered applause] and he calls the atlantic shallow end. my massive sidekick and the nwa world television champion, tyrus! [scattered applause] >> greg: mike baker, i begin with the expert on evil. >> i know it when i see it. >> greg: you know it when you see it, just like porn. >> yeah. >> greg: you are a cia agent so you always fighting what we believe to be equal. you believe in strategic empathy, the idea of you have to set that aside and actually look at what their interest and intentions are? >> yeah, yeah.

you have to understand intentions and motivations in order to whatever you're doing, whatever its, you know, identifying evil or perhaps terminating a target. you've got to understand what those intentions and motivations are. and by the way, i almost forgot to mention this, all these years we've known each other, i had no idea your feelings about cats. now i'm sad. just got another rescue cat, that's two. >> greg: you are turning into a little old lady. >> but we also have several dogs and a hamster. >> greg: have you got the housecoat yet? >> [laughs] i think you haven't seen my house. we don't have matching house coats. >> greg: so you are being very evasive. >> yeah, i am. [laughs] >> greg: you cop killing people years ago i hope, so you can answer this -- do you believe that evil exists? >> absolutely, sure. but i do think that this oftentimes we are quick to use the phrase. i think your monologue was spot on. i think we are very quick to

throw that out there, right? because words don't really mean anything anymore. it's just bizarre how everything is the worst i've ever seen. everything is the most horrible situation i've ever seen. that's the most evil person -- i mean, look how quickly we refer to people as nazis nowadays ever used to be a firewall there because people had along of memory and it was in recent enough history that they understood evil of that was. and so now we are kind of off the plantation, but yes, evil does exist, but more often than not you won't see it coming. >> greg: good point. i'm sorry you weren't able to wash the blood stains out of your shirt. [scattered laughter] you know, do you think we weaken the word by using it so much? especially in conversation. >> of course we do. i mean, look, to mike's point about evil being the nazi for less and hitler, it's a shortcut to shut people down to go ad hominem and not have civil

discourse, so you know, sticks and stones. it's playground stuff. we should be able to speak about the issues and talk about our differences and come to some kind of agreement that cats shouldn't be in your house or my house and only mike's house. >> could you quickly explain to the audience what ad hominem means? >> you take the argument, not the person. >> i understood it. >> greg: wait a second, are you insulting my honor? >> not at all! that was evil. >> greg: that's evil! wow. that's the first time you've ever insulted the audience. >> look at them. [boos] is something an evil person would say! >> i just want to say i think you're all very smart and attractive. [scattered applause] >> greg: you know what i realized? you know what the show needs?

we need a corner -- what you call, timeout space? >> you would never get through the monologue. >> greg: but a guest has to go and sit over there for one segment. you need a penalty box. you give me an idea in spite of yourself. kat, are you evil? >> no. >> greg: what is evil? >> yeah, i mean i guess evil is a bad, evil person, right? like hitler is evil. when you throw the word around though, if you're going to be nice to people, you're going to get more out of them, which is why the audience is going to let me mark because i said they were good looking and you called them dumb, which is why if anyone ever abducted me, most people scream, but what i would do is be like you picked me? what did you like about me that you didn't like about all the other girls? [laughter] and then maybe we just hang out. >> greg: you become very clingy. >> yeah! it throw me out of the van!

>> greg: you're suffocating the! >> like do you love me? >> greg: the thing is, you know, tyrus, it is so funny because we watch so much video in our lives of like iran shouting "death to america," like oh, my god, they hate us. we kind of been doing that ourselves. >> we are all evil in somebody's story. we are all the bad guys. it's a mental construct. but to say the word evil doesn't mean anything anymore because now it's more about an arrogant ignorance that's more of a problem than evil. i am so important. i am so right with no wisdom or backing out all that anyone who says anything against me or challenges me is evil. so therefore i don't have to improve myself, i don't have to listen to that, i don't have to take advice, because i know. so the word evil doesn't even used to say it and everyone would stop. if we were in a restaurant somewhere in there was an argument that broke out for some

reason i would call my wife evil for not letting me have dessert, they'd be like oh, my god, she must be horrible. now it's like it's a comma, it's like racist, nazi. it usually you call someone a nazi and they have to earn it because that bar was set pretty high. it's mellowed out because we've become such a first problem while. >> actually nazis will probably be like what the [bleep]. >> it was a pretty rotten thing to do. by the way, audience, i'm taking you all out for drinks after this. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i am holding you to that! don't let him go! is going to take off his microphone and try to run out! you block the door! there's a great place -- >> you're going to kill him. >> greg: place across the street called longacre, you should be over there by like 8:00, with your wallet open. not your pants.

>> if he doesn't show up, he's just being evil! >> greg: exactly! >> it sounds like something a nazi would do. >> greg: up next, catch and release is the norm thanks to liberal bail reform. ["only wanna be with you" by hootie & the blowfish] discover is accepted at 99% of places in the u.s. ["only wanna be with you" by hootie & the blowfish]

>> greg: welcome back. career criminals continue their abuse as democrats keep turning them loose. and they won't take the blame for releasing thugs who rob, kill, and maine. it's the most mind-blowing statistic since the year i dated all the osmonds.

in new york, ten criminals were response over nearly 500 crimes in less than a thousand days. and all of those crimes were at my local walgreens. it took them weeks to restock my ointment. boy, they don't like that joke at all. that's according to nypd stats obtained by the near post which is owned by our parent company, radioshack. it's all happened since 2020 bail reform would strip judges from setting bail on nearly all misdemeanors and violent felonies. the result ten parts, 500 arrests in less than three years. they're making a bigger mockery of law and order the casting of ice-t iced. >> i never like him playing a cop. >> greg: what say you, mayor adams, is our criminal justice system insane? >> are criminal justice system is insane. time and time again our police officers are making arrests and then the person who is arrested

for assault, felonious assault, robberies and gun possession, they are finding themselves back on the street within days if not hours after arrest. >> greg: many of those repeat arrests were for theft, but it's sad when the good news is only thousands of thefts, what a relief. but he also dropped this whopper of a stat on gun crime. >> this year, 2,386 people were arrested with a gun. of those, approximately 1,921 are out on the street. gun arrests in custody, 19.5%. out of custody, over 80%. >> greg: got to do something about it! you literally have to shoot someone to go to jail. so whose fault is this? clearly the lawmakers bear summer sponsor billy, am i right? new york governor is passing the buck so fast she tore her rotator cuff.

>> what we give judges the ability to consider severity of the offense. is this a repeat offense, is it a -- is there a history involved here? i believe in accountability at all levels and you know, people can't just be saying that they don't have something when they do have it to make that as an excuse. >> greg: god, what an idiot. accountability at all levels? i wish. she would lose her job faster than a porn star with monkeypox. anybody can get it. here's an idea, how about just repealing bail reform instead, your knucklehead? or at least start appointing warlords, right? where not going to lock them up, we should just give them an award. ♪ ♪ >> welcome back to the prime time -- now for the final award of the evening. >> if you're the nominees for new york's best new criminal. >> jimmy two toes, 88 arrests,

failure to appear in court 14 time and rubbing a footlocker managed by his own father. >> frankie the spy, mugging every single customer at his local denny's, then refusing to leave the scene before finishing his grand slam. >> and lastly, gary, grand larceny davis. stealing 39 flat screen tvs from best buy and reselling them in their parking lot. >> the winner is... frankie the spike! frankie could not be here today because he's out robbing at denny's again. here to accept the award on his behalf is his lawyer. >> thank you. my client has prepared a speech i would like to share. [bleep] you, i will never stop mugging -- >> thank you so much, that's all the time we have. we want to thank our sponsor, the new york state judicial system, for doing absolutely nothing to stop these people. thank you, good night!

[scattered applause] >> greg: i don't even like doing crime segment anymore because i feel like we don't have anything to say about it except the ugly realities. do you have any solutions, thoughts, things to raise our spirits? >> these stats, they mean absolutely nothing. there's ten guys doing -- how many guys are not getting arrested? okay, there's a lot more than that. we just had an administration that major they got 86,000 new tax cops. i think we could use a quarter of that on just in the streets here. it's laughable. you've got to be careful when you hear stuff like this because i used to hear this a lot and a kid in my neighborhood, there's only a few. it would be so easy to round them up because we don't have to change anything. with just got to get those ten off the streets and every thing will be great, guys. it's only 700 people in the whole city. is that what it is? is that why my house gets robbed every week and you can't go on the streets? it's complete [bleep], you can't fall for that. this is another one of the progressive moves to give us

stats -- if they really care -- you are the governor, why are you not firing the d.a.? you're the mayor, why you're not doing emergency -- you could get troops in a -- you could do things if you really wanted to. giving us stats and tricking us into thinking that -- i mean, there will be people watching going it's just ten people, just lock those guys up! is great! and then it will be ten more people. they have no idea. >> greg: ellis, you just moved to the east coast. not in a city, smart move. what are your thoughts? >> my thoughts are -- you know i'm from england, we don't have crime there, we are very -- i joke, i joke. it looks to me like the governor is blaming the judges, that's what here, and in the mayor is blaming the governor and everyone is blaming everyone else, and it seems like this has been going on for a long, long, long time. to your point, why does it take so long to repeal and do something about the crime? but i think this is a symptom of what happens when you defund the police and you have these movements in san francisco and new york and minnesota you look

at the rise in crime, blah, blah, blah. something has to happen. people want to feel safe. >> greg: have you bought a gun yet? >> i have not. >> greg: you will love it. >> really? >> greg: i will go going shopping with you. >> where does one go gun shop in? >> greg: i could show you some places. my baker's basement. >> mike is busy, he's going to be taking the audience away for a treat. >> everybody gets a gun too! [scattered applause] >> greg: the only problem is there's usually a severed fingers still in the trigger. kat, what your thoughts are? >> the thing that really makes me upset is the gun thing, people are going to call us illegal guns on the streets in their going back out and the people that are allowing this to happen are the same people are saying we need to go after legal gun owners who lawfully would like to own a gun and demonizing that in those people. that is something that really, really pisses me off because it couldn't be less obviously completely disingenuous. but it has real effect on

people's ability to keep themselves safe. >> greg: it's true, it's true. you have to jump through so many hoops to get a gun and you could -- but yet i should just buy them on the street like every buddy else does. >> and they say the fact that i would like to have a gun -- that i'm a bad person for that. >> for wanting a punchers chance. >> i'm extremely murderrable. >> greg: that's true, i've tried. [laughter] how is this crime was going to end? >> it won't until there's consequences for crime. and look, they've got all sorts of case studies that nobody wants to talk about. it shows that jail time actually, you know, resolves recidivism. it actually does work. you know, you want to be smart about it, but until there's consequences, you know, this is not want to change. but also, i think an important point is i'm really surprised your ointment joke didn't get more of a response. >> greg: it's interesting, we are going to be doing some test runs on new ointment jokes.

but some of the dash sometimes oaken audience that that's all they want, ointment jokes. and they won't laugh at anything else, then you have copoop jokes audiences, but then if i have too many jokes -- if like a lot of the bodily function ointment jokes are -- it's a complex issue. >> it's complex, if layered, and i was that ointment was one of those free words that i thought you could never -- failed to get a laugh. ointment, moist, it's just fun to say. and fun to be. >> you can't think of a third one. >> hockey puck! everybody! >> stop harassing the audience! >> he's lifted -- he's evil. >> greg: what did these people do to you! >> i'm just asking. >> were you up really early? >> i was up really early. >> greg: i can tell when people work up really early and it's always the guests in that

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>> greg: welcome back. one politician pretends to be blue-collar while a bank president makes you want to holler. his parents gave him 50 grand while inflation doesn't affect her plans. 52-year-old democrat john fetterman, seen on the left, is running for u.s. senate in pennsylvania as a working class hero. even if -- -- >> let me get that, that's my wife. >> greg: we will keep going. even of his parents bankrolled him well into his 40s. in 2015 alone, mom gave him and his family $54,000 which he clearly didn't use on laundry. he never denied it, saying he could have lived comfortably, but chose to dedicate his life to the less fortunate, which

includes people whose parents didn't give them 54 grand a year, so he sponged off mom and dad so he could help others, okay. i wish i thought of that excuse in my 40s instead of having to make those art films in hamburg. i still feel so dirty. republicans however say it doesn't jive with his whole blue-collar workingmen image but he's not the only one living the good life while others suffer. when asked how inflation impacts her, very daily, president of the san francisco federal reserve, said in a recent interview, i don't feel the pain of inflation anymore. i see prices rising, but i have enough. many americans have enough. thank god the people who screwed up the economy are okay. like i always say, it's not a recession if john kerry can still afford jet fuel. mary reportedly makes over 400 grand a year, which is why she says inflation doesn't affect her. she's terrible at bragging as she is controlling inflation. but it's like my uncle used to

say, inflation is when you pay $15 for $10 worth of rope. but he didn't let that stop him from tying me up. [scattered laughter] >> greg: greg ellis, what you make of the guy -- he's in his -- his parents are paying for him so he can be mayor? that's what it was >> is that what it is? >> greg: he got like $2 a year or something for the job. >> it's an english tradition growing up that we get pocket money each week from our parents. but i don't know if it's the same -- we stop when we get to about 14, 15. but apparently this fellow, it's gone on for decades. >> greg: it has come and now he's running for governor of pennsylvania? i can't remember. senator, governor? >> senator. >> greg: thank you, mike. did you turn off your phone? you are violating every single talk show rule -- >> anti-things he's doing a

great job! [laughter] >> greg: he's going i killed tonight. >> unit some ointment! >> greg: you are tired, you are assaulting my audience! you didn't turn off your phone! >> he's evil! >> greg: the problem is he's so good looking! good-looking people, they never have to try, do they? can do whatever they want. you are the amber heard of this panel. is that harsh? >> i'm going to come in here after we finish and poop in your chair. >> greg: that will just get you on my good side! kat, what is happening? what you think about him? >> oh, yeah, he's just like every dude in bushwick and brooklyn. he's like i'm a struggling artist but really his parents pay his rent. >> greg: that's a great point! >> it like know you're not. he looks like it. all the tattoos. like you are from connecticut. but this other lady is great too

because she actually realized she said something bad and then she tried to back walk it a little bit by saying i get that if you're actually on the edge and, you know, inflation might make real difference for you, instead of going on vacation, you have to go camping. like, lady, all those people that you see on your way to work, intense, they are not on their way to vacation. that's not the worst thing that happened to anybody. >> greg: i wonder if these camping world stores should start focusing their -- are you a junkie living on the streets? because you know, they have some very -- >> tired of making it? try our parking lot! >> a new home was collection! >> tent land. vacation for those who gave up. >> greg: who do you want to talk about, the mooch or the banker? >> they are the same thing. they are the same exact thing. we need to have a segment on here with nice soft music with advice from unaffected [bleep],

tell you life lessons from someone who's not in the game. it is so easy, like inflation doesn't affect me because i have money. congratulations. what else you got? they never have anything because they are not affected end as soon as they are affected they lose their mind. inflation hurts everybody, and this is a person who's in charge of making decisions. and whose fault is that? that's our fault, it's the people who vote. we need to get affected people into office, and when i mean affected -- not affected by their parents allowance rate because i have a phone call to make, because i think i've got like five bucks allowance. anyone here get more than like 20 bucks a week, and if you did, you are the kid ever but he wanted to hang out. this dude got 50 jeez? that's crazy very >> greg: i never got an allowance. never, mike. >> wow. >> greg: i think that making a stronger individual. >> it build your character. >> greg: it's also why i killed my parents. [bleep], did i just confess? you have to edit that! westward to you, say something

meaningful without humility yourself. >> i love her, i love you talked about how she tried to take yourself out of that hole, but she also said i do get it, i understand, and so inflation hurts because if you're traveling and you're in a hotel, maybe you have to eat dinner at the hotel rather than go out. >> the worst thing she can imagine. >> it will actually cost you more. >> it does! >> the money she has in the bank, when interest rates go up, she's going to make more money. >> greg: that's why she's completely the worst, just the worst. almost as bad as mike baker. >> who's mike baker? >> greg: good question. we don't know. very good question. coming up, why a quarterback got the notion to drink a magical potion.

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["only wanna be with you" by hootie & the blowfish] ♪ ♪ >> greg: could it be that an nfl season was great because he took time to hallucinate? perhaps his mvp stats aren't slipping because he spent the

off-season tripping. green bay packers cornerback aaron rodgers declared his love for the psychedelic drug i alaska on the opry marcus podcast. >> and we talked so much about it, mental health, and to me, one of the core tenets of your mental health is self-love and that's what it did for me, was help me see myself and it's only in that unconditional self-love that i'm able to truly be able to unconditionally love others. >> greg: that sounds like someone who's done psychedelic drugs. take it for me, a guy who's done peyote with ainsley earhardt. but he didn't stop there. >> i really feel like that experience paved the way for me to have the best season of my

career. >> greg: wow. especially that touched on he through to a four headed in scuba gear. there's been a lot of research showing that psychedelic drugs can benefit mental health, and a lot of it has been conducted in my basement. but this may be the first bit of evidence showing that it can benefit quarterbacking. call me old-fashioned, i think football players should stick to steroids. kat, what are your thoughts on this? we talked about this. this seems like a regular. >> it just doesn't seem that crazy. because i alaska, it's not like a party drug. it is like something that you do and people take seriously and they look to get something out of it to benefit their mental health, and it is -- really is helpful to a lot of people and it's common in other cultures. just to us it seems kind of crazy for a lot of people. but the only downside is you do become someone who speaks that way. [laughter] >> greg: and so funny when they talk about self-love, mike baker, because i discovered

self-love with playboy. >> yeah, i completely misunderstood his talk about. >> greg: he needs loving himself. figure yeah, loving himself. >> greg: i wanted to make the trip before you did. you were in the cia. i was with you guys -- you know, you put drugs into people's bodies. get them to tell the truth, what you make of it? did you ever use it on somebody to get the facts? >> first of all know, we don't do that. so that's completely incorrect. but -- look, i know some folks to kat's point, i know some folks who are using ayahuasca and some with ptsd, budget, who were in the [bleep] and it's actually helped them significantly. i know some very high performing who also use it and they don't end up talking like erin, but i understand why and have absolutely zero problems with it. i have not myself. >> greg: i am dying to do it,

it's probably the only thing i haven't done, but everyone i know -- and i would say there's a number of people you guys know on the show who do it regularly -- will you come to peru with me, tyrus? >> no. it's not you, it's me. and i'm pretty sure he was high in that interview. he was hired hell talking about self-love and now i can unconditionally love -- going to be honest with you, most of us don't want unconditional love, let's be honest. you don't mind if she gives you a kiss on the forehead and a hi when you're watching a game of the last thing you want when you're seeing -- like i'm going to give unconditional love and put my arms around you. >> i want that! >> you can feel my heart beating. get off me! i don't want that kind of love. >> greg: if you're in the locker room. speak for yourself. >> my only issue is this, we are all different, we are all individuals and whenever one of us finds something that works,

there's always this guy who has to tell everybody how it's going to work for them. not all of us are only fear is findable to throw a ball to another million or to make money. you know what i'm saying, if you came into work and he worked in a factory, it's going to be a short afternoon for you. >> experience the turbines if they -- my hand is being cut off! my blood is your blood, kat. no one will be like take your unconditional love and you're bleeding out of his hand and get out of here. >> greg: last word to you, does this make sense to you? >> aaron rodgers making sense? >> greg: yeah. >> like the fact is talk about mental health. i think it's important for particularly meant to destigmatize talking about it. i think it's a good thing. i don't have any experience and i'm available to come to peru with you next week. >> greg: excellent! >> and i am a believer in unconditional love too, do you want some? >> no. i'm not there yet. >> american sports, you talk about love in the locker room, it's all about patting each

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>> it's the double dipping. i would consider that evil. >> i read this whole study and i couldn't find it anywhere. one in four would not go on a second date with someone who thought boneless wings were the same things that are wings that aren't boneless which to me makes sense because that's a stupid person. >> greg: i wouldn't date someone who orders like an ostrich egg, it's a really big egg. >> it's my favorite breakfast. it's not going to work out. >> you know, i applied you, you're braver and stronger than me because as soon as i saw this, i told him i hate this [bleep]. anyone who's breaking down boneless wings -- she's doing you a favor by not having a second date. if she's judging your first appetizer meal at a restaurant -- fellows, ron! you do not want this person in your world! if they can't get past your

choice of food, you want to save a couple seconds by not having a pile of bones which then they'll complain about having grease on your fingers not putting the bones away. this is a sign. you have an ordered yet, check. his speed to get out while you can. it is their food that you look at and say i can't be with this person >> i don't look at people as food. maybe i misunderstood the question. >> greg: i think you misunderstood. >> i will say -- >> greg: you just [bleep] all over it! like amber heard. we just walk away from you slowly? >> no, i think i've appointed making. televisions number one late-night show, i've never had a chicken wing. >> greg: yeah, i've waited for that.

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