as well. hit pilot like what's going on with the sunglasses? n what an adventure would be to spend a day in that brain. well, that's it for us tonight. thank you forgh watching. remember, it's america now and forever. >> gutfeld is nextan. oh, no. let's get so let's get happyli friday. my fridayci friends. so china's president is off and not because lebron james iss a lousy kisser because nancy pelosi spoke with eyebrow's

took a girl shopping trip to taiwan. ai chinawa said scores of planes ts the taiwan strait never metd and fired live missiles nearli the self ruled island. er to be fair, they warned her, but she said she didn't hear them because she forgot to charge the batteries in her myracle ear. rathe u.s. military brass , sponded immediately mobilizing troops for an emergency pronouns workshop. a so china fired a load of missiles in waters off taiwan, activated one hundred planes, including fighter jets and bombers, plus ten warshipsfh . but man, don't they know how bad all that is for the environment. so how's the media handling this? well, imagineme the country issuing a warning telling you that what you're about to doe crosses the line and yet you do it anyway. you know, it's likemy when my wife tells me to stop leaving my shoes and socksnd on the floor and larry kudlow

schoolhouse tired of the lies. china says don't go to taiwan, but hey, screw you, taiwan. china, we're coming over just for giggles. which are the secret service's nicknames for biden and harris gottstein. and so like a divorce lawyer, you drive up tensions between adversaries while also drivingte one enemy, china, into the armsm of another. russia warships, planes, missiles, all that's missing is this that is actually nancy n pelosi doing some window shopping in taipei or taiwan threatened by chinese battleshipss and old battle axes. still, you got to wonder what nancy's husband is doing right

now. but the revenge is only just begun. this is one expensive shopping trip from the getet go . it already cost the taxpayers millions, including the taxpayers and pelosi's disgusting district, san francisco , which as you know, looks like this. yeah, she's got our priorities i straight. and the fact is she didn't need to fly. ar her eyebrows aree already in the mile high club. looks like someone just showed her my ratings l. g so nene goes out of her way to take china off after telling everyone else not to do the very same thing. i call herto two faced, but that's five faces ago. sohe what kind of leader would o something so stupid besides the current prez who needs training wheels for a stationary bike? well, we werees always told it

would be this guy who would cause global unrestwa. the trump administration's reckless rash decisions are no substitute for real global leadership. most of all, natural security crises all exacerbated by donald trump's erratic, untethered foreign policy impulses. what you need to do is lower thanereded temperature and not increase the temperature. and in a wayea, i think you coud say that he's playing right into kim's hands. so to erratic nature of this, i don't think it's contagious, which leadsin me to believe thar trump isn't serious. i may notus a be up to the job a man you can beat with a tweet is not a man we can trustwe with nuclear weapons. ic she lookske so much healthier before she killed jeffreyed epstein but serious play. where is joe when it comes to china? what the ? joe na na. n'

look,t look, i .dy i can't tell that lady what to dodo. i didn't want her to go . but the do you ever try to telld an old lady what to do then do the opposite. so i said go ahead, go to taiwan. i don't oh i'm a little afraid of her anyway. i'm more afraid of nancy thane the chinese. i mean did you see when she ripped up that state ofio the union address? come on .n i said that's when disney roared. you stay out of her way, joe . is he broad? can you say that? probably not. put me back in the basement so trump was the danger? i don'tth think so. unlike pelosi, he didn't go to an adversary to stick a thumb in their eye. he went there, you know, to see what happens. i want to see what happens. we'rewe w in very close contact. we have come certainly a long way, at least rhetorically with north korea. but we'll see what happens.

that would be a great thing for the world, a great thing. for the world. so we'll see how it all comes about. we'll see what happens. we're going to see what happens .ng we're going to see whatee happens. we're going to see what happens. so using basic salessi techniques, trump removed america's numberc one threat od the table, even according to obama. and it wasn't michelle's meatloaf. it was north korea. and he did it without riskingoo one troops life. ch meanwhile, we've seen the chaosd that's happened since china mobilele mobilizing against taiwan, russia invading ukraine . will smith making the oscars watchable. i mean, how about the middle east if anyone else did the abrahamic chords, you know, anyone else being a democrat, they would receive the nobel peacel prize or at least a hapy ending from jerry nadler. thatat is , trump has been the most anti-war president in recent history. under him, fewer people died while terrorists were looking over their shoulders like r.erer kelly in the prison showers. >> meanwhile, it's the dems

who are the dopes creating global instability. how the mediami might handle this latest provocation if trump had done it on . but you'll never know becauseca trump never wouldus have done that. he understood the cost of things and he understood leveragest which pelosi just j handed to the chinese. the fact is wehe forget what d trump was accused of doing because the actual doing never happened and the accusers ared fulfilling the very things they accusededhi him of doing ur trump. no wars and just peaceful accords and handshakes undernd biden, hot wars, cold war storage wars, cupcake wars, but you know, thankt god we got rids of those three tweets right now. twwe can all sleep the sleep on angels knowing his tweets are no longer out there wandering the cosmos, looking to hurt someone's feelings anymore. you know, like this one quote,

every time i speak of the haters and losers, i do so with great love and affection. >> they cannot help the fact that they were born. they still if they still had. i'm assuming that's real. how about this one ? sorry, losers and haters, but my iq is one of the highest and you all know it.it please don't feel so stupid or insecure. it's not your fault. lt and perhaps the one that started it all. this is when some guy tweeted trump if you hate america sou much, you should run for president and fix things. trump tweets back be careful. so that was a bigger threat than anything we ever knew .im so o we kicked him out, replaced him with an idiot an who doesn't even know he's doing these bad things until he watches the local news and finds out the same way we do. suddenly we have wars,tc divisiveness, inflation, a missing president all at once

and we have nancy to thank for the latest chaos. it's amazing she can doinan herb with a straight face. not really. ly what. a good idea when she talks . ben shapiro asked her to slow down, outnumbered joe . he's one of our favorite faces and gets all the best parking spaces. oh, refired. oh, he's the only dork who has you wait while he gets undressed. oh, just dr. drew 2.0 by the way, the only thing that kicks most is their competition. n

fox news contributor tasket. emily, how are you?ho oh,w good god , that's great. so joey, that was a joke friday. what do you make of the trip? did anything positive come outkn of this trip? not that i know of so far .ed and you nailed it in your monologue when you said, you know, that trump understood costs. and here weha have the speaker said the purpose of that is that she said was toto not disrupt the status quo. in fact, to preserve it. she said we will not stand by and let china a isolate taiwn since she's been in the five seconds since china has unleashed on taiwan, drones, military drills with icbms, the first in historyta that went over their land import bans inrr interrupting our three hundred t twenty eight billion dollar trade agreement. in the first day alone, ththey stopped one hundred ships from leaving taiwan cyberattacks, dronesship and th.

they summoned the u.s. ambassador to china and said to. his face, we're going to make you pay the price. so it's sort of similar to when a human finds like a dead animal or a butterfly or i'm going to save this and then they crush it accidentally. that is more of that. e or you put it on joe biden. but that's that's exactly what pelosi has done. so i think through her arrogance and her maintaining over here to preserve everything. meanwhile, as she's walking with a fixed expression to a plane, taiwanan is in flames behind her. and to your point, i have yet to see something positive come out of it, but not to be a debbie downer. i don't expect that anything more . >> all right. that was debbie downer. joey, what's worse, callingha covid the chinat virus or inciting world war three withd a shopping trip to taiwan? i think it's a loaded question. you know, it depends who you are and what your world is . if you're if you're a liberal, i mean, calling over the norovirus is really bad. i mean, it really it really it incites violence on somebody

nobody proven yet but somebody. yes,i i think one of the funniest things about this is like china slaps nancyit pelosi with sanctions. yes.co like i mean, china couldn't sanction me, ma. they have investing money is a pickup truck. right. kind of want to say me to get back to my amazon account. but you know, so if our congress is bought into china s.m, i don't care. >> yeah, well, yeah, that's true. truesanctioning nancy pelosi, she's rich enough sosh that they can do that, right? yes.s. she's got you know, i'm notyt saying she's anything wrong because i'm a capitalist, but you know, she's been a public servant for eight years and she's got enough money is invested in longway or something. think, yeah, they also she and her husband, by the way, they think in her m immediate family member, too, which means he got ineain more trouble from china for being her husband than he did in california for getting her. oh, that's a great yeah. that's a dr. drew, what do youu make of all this? isn'tma funny, this weird projection. it's like a reverse projection. all of these things that were

supposed to happen under trump or joe biden, that seems to be the primary psychological process that goes on , whichchsh is people have their own internal sort of feelings that they disavow and they project them onto everybody else and then they end up acting them .. and that's exactlyar what we're seeing here. funny.tu it's so my wife turned to me and she. goes, why didn't what's his name go to president this year? because then she goes, is he dead? i see your wife. i was yes. i was like, wow, we're they're he did have a weekend at bernie's look today with the glasses. hehe was literally saying there is no yeah. i think there's an ulteriorti motive here with nancy like like she's in her 80s now. it's like what a great way to go out. you wouldn't have done this when she was thirty five . but you know, i don't understand it. i can understand what she's doing. i hope it doesn't cause any serious problems. but what was she thinking, what was you trying to get out of

it. i can't figure it out. distract from the husband. yeahth, a lot of problems. the best thing about this cat is that it's like she can never criticize republicans of being anti climate because notat only was that was the flight, you know,e he obviously burning fuel, but, china now pulls out of every climate agreement, everything. they freaked out about their fate? it's like now china goes like, hey,y, we don't have to do that anymore. so she just basically screwed the planet. but why isn't her constituency absolutely apoplectic about that? this is the biggest source oft this problem. yeah, they're back because their constituency is half rich people, half homeless or if you're you know, when they're say something disgusting ketanji that is so unlike you, you're anything good from this? well, for her for a little bit for about five minutes. you know, a lot of people even on both sides of the aisle saying, yeah, nancy,sa way to go . i was not one of those people

and i'm not one of those people now. i butn for a little bit, she was not in the headlines for her husband's really good guessing on investments for for his, you know, and pills, bill joy ride gone awry. the only thing. did i get that the chinese communist party is awful. i get that a invasion of taiwan would be terrible. but what she did actually made that more likely, not lessle likely. and she got to have all thesess people tellha she was so brave and so cool and take the pictures and then leave o and be out of there and have it all go to exactly. >> yeah, it's crazy. it is crazy. and you know, you're right about the republicans. yeah. people were they were except for two, which was really interesting. the two people who hate eachs , mitt romney and donaldhe trump both said this wasr a bad idea. so you have two people that hate each other. yeah, i agree because people argue for things like this by saying, okay, you know, the chinese communist party is bad, but i care more about results, especially when we're talking about the possible of

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own advocate. it can't long longo's the fbi gets reamed for callingg patriotic flags extreme through, accordingpa to the fbi, every flag is a red flag. i came up with that this week.k senator ted cruz questioned fbi director christopher wray over fbi training materials that reportedly flagged certain flags as being symbols of militiamata violent extremism. and i wonder if the flags included rather astonishingly

patriotic symbols ofsy our natib and our history. ey >> they included rather astonishingly, patriotic symbols of our nation and our history. included on this list is the betsy ross flagg. now, that's fairly remarkable that the betsy ross flag, the fbi's indication is indicative of violent militia, violent extremism. >> wow. i didn't know betsy ross such a . by the way, that's the betsy ross flag in case you slept through history class. so what did ross do that wasat extreme? s she's sewed flags, not this sense. >> little wordplay there.os but it's nots just that betsy ross flag. it's not just the betsy ross flag. also on this list is the gatson flag as a symbol of violent extremism. now the state of virginia has a license plate againstst the flag, as do many other

states arrest them. >> the gatson flag dates all the way back to seventeen seventy five the year biden learned to ride a bike. but what else was included on this list also included. this is a text that i was particularly struck is the comelez battleplan and take it well, i will self report right now that every day in the senate i wear my bootshe that have the gonzales battle b flag on the back of them directory. >> what are y'all doing? you know, cruz business when hef takes off his boots,m the equivalent of adam schiff removing his underoossc. but was director wray familiar with the particular document? cruzs th had behind him? >> senator , i'm not familiar with the particular document you have behind you.

we usually make great pains, take great painsns to put caveas and warnings in the document tob make clear that a symbol alone is not considered evidence of violent extremism. >> so in the fbi's eyes, these flags are symbols of militia e violent extremism. but blm and anti flags not included but also included this one thank god burning that one is constitutionallyy protected or protected. who cares, joey? everything you wear, accordinges to the fbi, makes you a person interest. >> no to it's right here a little what you you got. yeah. betsy ross on one bisan and you've got the gadsden flag on another. yeah. so i've gotyo my elbow so a snae

head move. you also have really big woke. up one day.s i mean you look apparently on two thirds of one , two thirds of a man and also on two thirds of a terrorist attack. you're 100% on man. if i get that gonzalez flag tattooed on me i'll get my physical pair of legs. me i mean,an how ridiculous is this in any of the answers? youu know,an symbol alone is not enough. no, that's not enough because those symbols mean you love this country and you don't just fully trust the government. and that's somehow a bad thing like we founded this country on rebelling from tyranny. we wrote a constitution that guaranteed it wouldn't reach into our lives and constrict this. and now people that believe that they believe in those principles that founded this country are a public threat because this country is founded the federal of government are nothing. but youou have to believe in a federal government to keep you safe. it's only the the way you have to believe in it so much you

don't need to speak against it. that's why we have all the big tech behind them and it scares them to death to have americans that still think for themselves. >> yeah. you know what? you mightl th be familiar with h ,dr. drew., so d they do this it's like i call it the criteria ofge linkage. well, anybodygr could be guilty of something because somebodyy bad is doing it. for example, if you drive a vw well, you know who drove a vw? ted bundy and . no., no, it's just this weird world ofz association. yes. it's like the volkswagen, i think. hitler. yeah. you're not you run they do all these these. so a lotge of that in the januay 6th committee, a lot of that stuff going on there, they were saying it's possible that there was maybewas a felony committeda but since there's no evidence of felony, how are people going to feel when a felony might have been found? right. and whoa, these speculations a are all just associative. they have no relevance, inf fact. and so what kind of world that we live in?e well, this is the world of all the relativism. facts don't matter. logic does, matter.

it's all to you, the white man that likes that stuffor and everything else is just a more feeling and political. yeah. you know, cat, i think the fbi is in a pickle, if i may usefb that word. how can they infiltrate white terror groups and foment kidnaping plots against governors if they can't find white supremacists? so they have enlarge widen the net to include joey i back efi left a tip.e i left his name on an anonymous tip linee due to. yes, all of them. yes. all the all the days is well, you know what three days mean. >> i just i think this is why it's so important to stand against the surveillance state no matter how hard im works to try toie convince you that it is to protect you and that's why i was against the patriot act from the very beginning. i know that'str something weed argued about a few years ago. i was the guy against it. youu want you give no once you give it. but once you get what you got

on now, once you give the government these kinds ofth powers, it's then up to them to decide how to use them. and they have to convince your to protect your protection. they can really, truly use it.it whatever they want is wrong with . it happened to muslims in of 9/11. it's wrong what's happening now. the whole thing is wrong. wh they cannot be in our busines the way that they have found the ultimate way to circumvent all of that is the public health system we call a public health emergency that limits racism as a public health problem. bigotry, everything is now publicicth p health problem. but they can have unlimitednl powers when they when it's a pandemic and that needs to be restricted. the courts need to look atbe that. you know,tric emily, maybebl the blond lady over here is right. we were warned about this. we were warned about this by the left after 9/11. did they turn out to be rightg once you could once you started looking for terrorists, you were going to be looking foror domestic terrorists who you could label anybody. yeah,isou and i think what we sw in that hearing is that the elevating of what would be construed as circumstantial evidence, let's say in court,

which means you have to put a whole bunch of other things as a consolation with that thing to make it mean no something.w it's been elevated now to like, oh, this is absolute proof. and to your point in the intro, there was a total absence of any symbolism connected to antifa black lives matter to entities that have been totally perverted and people from the beginning that have destroyed billions of dollars of worth of communities and lives and yet noticeably absent, senator cruz also touched on with ray the factto that therer have been multiple investigations conducted of parents because of that letter sent right tove the faa. he said, yeah, there may have been small investigations and assessments. that's what ray said. and cruz said, well,si actually we sent you oversight letters detailingle multiple, in multiple investigations into parents that were upset about crt and the the dilution of their power over their children's education. and to your point, you know,ei this country was foundeddu on whatca is supposed to be an inherent suspicion of government. the government should be working for us , not the other way around. and yetin in between then and now, it's been a completely erupted into this bloated beast that we're just supposed to site

down and take with unlimited authority. and every day that goes by ,ts that authority gets biggerr and there's nothing we can do about it getting smaller. that's the problem. inis that, you know, it's like the beast that gets fed every inch that it takes. it's really hard to put it back . is the nature of truth entered the courtroom around evidence? is evidence just becoming associative now? ours are the rules of evidentiary, you know, things that we cannot say that has that has stated how a state is still going along except just by show. i do. up next, a wild lawn display to keep nosy neighbors away. i'm mike huckabee, former governor of arkansas and i'm here with my wonderful wife of almost 50 years, janet and our puppies over the years, we've learned to make a marriage work and love respect and most

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intruding into her business. do tami banega said she set up a bunch of mannequins in her like drug addled, drunks and accident victim, which saves herhe neighbors a trip to new york . her creations include a pair of friendsns and even g more offensive. this guy, of course, becauseuy e looks like he may voted for evil donald trump. zuniga said she started tod displaceth two years ago as asp diversion because her neighbors were spying on heryi as she was working. yes, spying on her. she adds, i figure that if the neighbors think i'm crazy, they'll stop bothering mewi. it's kind of the perfect planss as long as you don't live next to hunter bidenyo banging down your door to get in , just be glad your door's the only thing he's banging y anyway. b let's check in one more time too see what paul pelosi is doing. all right, dr. drew, you claim

to be aa doctor . we have not evidence of this, but we'll put your hand on my license in my pocket. yes, you got that from a breakfast cereal. how do you how do you deal with nosy neighbors? >> is this the right approach? so you're old enough. remember mrs. kravitz? yes. bewitched, a lot of that was mrs. ignore them. yes. that is the best way to do it. ignore them because it's kind of a in a weird way, it's sort of simple stalking to preoccupation with somebody. y and you can only make things worse by my theory. it'son always the neighbor who's around there longer interested in the neighbor that just movede in. typically that's true. yeah. and it's and for whatever reason, i , i think people when they're a little older sometimes get a little worried that the neighborhood is going to go the wrong way. i had this problemngay when i ld in allentown. i had a lot of neighbors showing up complaining because i was always naked. we i have signed a letter saying we were not our yard strangely yard in their yard,

in their yard. and i said, mind your own business guys. oh, you have to see the naked guy in your yard before cat. e i don't like this woman. really. no, i kind of like her. >> well, i mean i mean, like she's got a lot of time on her hands. obviously she could be doing worse things. right, right. th tolike she likes to dress up these these dummies like horse like. that's why i'm glad she found something that made herer happyl it'sow like halloween. 24/7. yeah. yeah. and nosy neighbors like they are the word we have like a crazy neighbor growing up. yeah.cr likei' really crazy. i'm almost kind of scared toar talk about it i because might still be out there but no hed set up a camera pointed at our house. yeah. what at what age was i was a child just doing child stuff in the yard like playing m with my friends. we're like, oh no,nd he's watching and i hope he's not watching now. i'm sorry. i didn't mean it.

that's funny, emily. youu know, i have a theory that more nosy neighbors in new york . right. because it's like we b have the with the exactac opposite problem. people don't want to get inpe anybody's business. so a like they don't see anything. they won't call the cops blah, blah, blah. ,well, it's a double edged sword. i mean, definitely you have to bring up violence allte the time it's t all day in my gym class because it's the answer, oh, of people in jail are there because of neighbor narks, butut usually it's forli like minor infractions. likee the people who you want to speak up don't and the people you don't want to speak up, dooit. however, here i feel like this illustrates like just be careful who you provoke because the whole point is this woman is an artist and according to her, that is why they were sort of nosy that they were taking photos of her because she does it out of her garage, you know what she was doing. so it's like, of course, the artist is going to get creative idea and then sorti of ruined the wholes a neighborhood visually, i think it's hysterical because nosy

people annoy me. but at the same time, again,dedd be careful what you wish for and know who you provoke. i'd jimmy just for the record so what do you what do you think? >> i can't stand this woman. no one . someone what? you don't respond to nosy neighbors by creating like a nativity of disability. wh what's amazing to me, you know what i say this now that's going to be the name of my first book. look, if you read this article numberth one , they doni talk to the neighbors and if they're nosy neighbors, they would have been happy to comment. yes, to but they have a whole other story here, like this woman's blaring music. she's got like things happen we're not sure about. we're justth concernedg for our safety. and when wety tried to knock on the door, she like greeted us with what, like a dead human dress like weekend at bernie's, you know, like she is begging

for their attitude. she's going through all this trouble, spending this money like no one . my three year old has barbie doll. she does the exact same thing. nobody cares about that. exactly what exactly it was cash. you know, this is one random empty bottle around the house. i don't know. but but if you go to turn george on, let's say subject right now, if youif go to turneo george on highway 16 , they have babi beachghwa. look it up. all right.d i was really cool and they didn't have to do all thisis tk get it. >> all right. well, wein got to move on . thank you, julie, for that meaningless statement. coming up. well, being rude and pushy make your sales job better. you won't face me. i'm like jurisich. allegra won't make me drowsy. electroshocks working two times faster than claritin to take a lagrima for allergy symptoms take over. you and new allegra have worked to relieve itching and reduce time for twenty four hours. are you ready for a fresh new bathroom shower? well, now is the best time.

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i just feel like i can't throw stones here right. given what it's my job,at i'm like, man, i'm so good at talking me talk to get broadcasted to a world. i mean, only a real take that as a job. fair enough. emily, why do some sales people aree seen as bad and others are seen as good?go like if you're a car salesman, everybody eats you. but if you sell sell like fur mixed ole's somehow that'sth sophisticated. i hateis going to buy fur. i won't do it. when you said that i just picture like trapper's from the eighteen hundreds selling there for it's 2020 two and anyway buy fur anywhere. what i loved about this is how apparently the dark triad personality is that these sales people have it said outside of

ceos, lawyers and celebrities. yeah . w that that's who they score higher then. so literally all of us sitting here apparently the dark triad traits which are narcissism, machiavellianism, what'ssba the third one . psychopathy, psychopathy, psychopathy. we're done here. yeah, actually , joey, i think sales people get a bad rap. it's a tough job.ri they work on commissions, yout work on commissions. it's cutthroat. they're not getting a comfy salary. why not? why do they always get painted with a broad brush of being shallow and disgusting people? u becauseff they were talking into buying something you don't need at a rate much higher than it'sh worth. and those are bad people, not much different than the government. a lot of ways , you know,an they want to spendt your moneyd on needless things and make you smile to do it. i hate salespeople, but i hateca salespeople mainly because most of my life i couldn't afford to buy anything. they were just these annoying reminders of like, listen, man,, if you can get that monthly payment down to zero, i still can't afford it. okay, so i appreciate it and i'm glad we're thinkingki about financing this nissan

xterra for 18 years. but i'm still in the marine corps, you know, like i can't afford this when you move in on a loan, that might be a true story that i'm still gunnamatta . you know, i want to bring up a great concept that that's got adams introduced called the confusable. do you know what that is ? that within a category like cell phones, cell phone plans or cars, you create so many options and so many plan that you can't possibly bargain. you can't compare shop. yes, so it's just like everybody benefits from the confusion. ioni think that is worse thana a salesman trying to help you get confuse properly. i like i will never go into a cell phone store. completely agree. but the risk factor c ofomom macchiavelli tism and narcissism is that you don't care about other people. they're they're just as objects ends to a means, means to an ends rather. n and will use their machiavellianism to get it done, whatever it takes to get it donewhit won't really care about you. and that's good. that's good salesmanship. it's not good for us .

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