>> justice must be blind and those who are reporting have to do so with as much truth as possible as well and not from an ideological perspective. >> laura: all right, rims, thank you very much and we will have a lot more on this ♪ >> yes what a great group. happy monday, my monday monsters . what a weekend. i still haven't gotten all of the sand out of my butterfly ne very they passed it is far from solid and it stinks.

>> it should be flushed immediately. first of him never trust anything that has more than one way to describe it. it's called the inflation reduction act because no one knows how it actually reduces inflation. that's like calling a hot fudge under a brian salter reduction act. even doug brown thanks it's overused. yu-gi-oh want to take a to say few words about the inflation reduction act. according to the ceo and other economic organizations i have studied the bill, it will have minimal impact on inflation. >> that is tougher bernie, he's going to have to wait on that shower chair he had his eye on. just come in and put it right over the bathtub. that's why it comes with so man

names. it's the same way professional, artist have many aliases. its designed to confuse you. there are many names for it. the kama sutra for greedy bureaucrats. the best is this 80,000 agents by tax cheats freight in order to find them coming after cast much wider net people that work hard to make a lot of money are going to be like dolphins who accidentally get caught in fisherman's net for sardines in salmon. they call it modernizing the ta collector which is a gentler wa of saying arming the government to go after martine ferris lay off their vending. it's a feedback loop. and more money, create more agents to get it.

rinse and repeat until the end of time grady. you have a choice when you're o it, you hire a lawyer to defend your case or do you just meet up . that's what they hope you do every time. its top and frisk for years on end for grandmas, but at least its inclusive rate you should b thanking them for their audit into at least four using lube this time. the media because calls it necessary, something they nothing they say about the real police, they preferred to fund the police they go after you rather than violent criminals that make sense since they already believe half of us are domestic terrorists. and also, white-collar criminal don't shoot back when they're arrested, the proponents claim it would cover higher earners, but when they run out of those as they always do, they keep lowering the bar to include everyone else. the irs are like guys that had to a bar on saturday night when the intentions of picking up a hint, but by the time last call rolls around, thursday hearing

adds a three thinking she's got most of her teeth. and one good eye, that is close enough. it's called the jim norton ruled . the fact is, you don't need 87,000 agents to go after the very few rich, there's only 538 people in congress. and don't buy the lie. yeah,. and don't buy that this improvements are here to help. 4 percent of the 80 billion is going to taxpayer services whil 57 percent goes to enforcement. that is a level of a gulfstream carrying chris christie. what happens? when you crackdown on the rich, the returns diminished because they hire accountants and lawyers to fight it because

along more of agents and lawyer in resources disappear on both sides. why do it? to appear fair. in politics, perception and deception is everything. it's important to soak the rich even if they aren't great or already soaked by inflation. >> can you understand how 87 ne irs agents would scare the heck out of americans? >> there's no reason to be fearful. a few bigger taxes and comply when our laws, usually want to make sure everybody else does that. >> now it show me the w-4 and i will show you the crime. it's not like our government ever targets the people it hates , right? if you're ever charged with a crime in your innocence, why should you worry, it's not like people ever get wrongly convicted. thank you. thank you.

send your letters to me. so how does this help you? first, there is crime, inflation , your kids are in schools, gas prices are eating into your beer budget for the government is making sure you have nothing so than they have nothing to hide. here is irs agent justifying this new army and says all of m gop friends who are worried about these new irs agents coming after the little guy, ho about just don't cheat on tax returns freight a fully accurat is bulletproof freight i never understood the fear of an irs audit, but i love how it's just his imaginary gop friends who fear this new irs army and he never understood the fear? it's the amount of charges with the crime and it helps to clear yourself of the charge, that is what people fear. bottom line, a person can go to jail if they just aren't that organized.

but then this agent admits in a leader tweets, i get it's a headache to go through an audit. so coming you get finished bein audited by the irs, it's not your head that's aching, you're at the wrong end of the horse. then he adds, i get that it's costly to go through an audit and nobody ever wins. you said no one should fear an audit than you say exactly way they should feel it, it deserve your life and nobody ever wins freight what are the property taxes on fantasy island where you live? but if you have an iq higher than in artichoke you must see the country is headed towards a police state where the police state they want your money now. if you don't see that now, you

should change the talent. i think fallon is playing beer pong with harry connick junior right now. >> her broadcasting skills give her audience the chills parade his magazine inspired a movement , that's why i keep it in the bathroom. editor at large, nick glaspie. >> he likes his women like he likes his coffee, it doesn't always have to be coffee. comedian and cohost jim norton. and, she's so light she can't fly a kite unsupervised. fox news contributor kat timpf.

as one american treasure to another american treasure, it i so good to see you. >> it is a delight to see you. thank you so much. >> i feel so special when you'r in my presence. freight kda feel the same way. i sate your ankles are driving me crazy. >> thank you. dickie i decided not to wear socks today. >> like it. >> like to feel a nice breeze. anyway, are you frightened of the irs? i mean how do you pay for those massages? >> what were the other options. do we get 87,000 more agents or filled with itching powder? to get i like irs. more irs guys. they're great. i'm still laughing about filled with itching powder.

>> how are you doing there, michelle? >> i dig the lather. >> thanks. >> you look like trouble. what you think about this bill? the thing that gets me angry is how they just complicate things when they could just do a cable of content. >> they never do. >> and they're celebrating all the spending. celebrating the spending? i thought only had this america rescue asked, we were all supposed to be better off, but we're worse off. here's the thing. if this does in fact, very doubtful, reduce inflation, schumer and his gang are going to take a victory lap even if i has nothing to do with his bill if inflation goes up and taxes go up, as they invariably will, they will point to something else, and that is the beauty of having legislation that has so

much built income it you don't know what's there and you don't know what the point too. >> does anybody the tax code is over 1 million words, that's equivalent to the entire harry potter series. >> mypoints, my point being tha it would take forever to read this thing. no one could. you want to rely on other peopl and we don't know who to trust. >> i think they designed it so big that i don't even think the senators, nobody reads that. nice friends,. >> thank you. >> how long have you had that jackets? >> i woke up, and it was on me this morning. i can't say, 12-14 hours? >> it is great, when you get

every jacket. anyway, nick, matter what, you're always going to be disappointed in this practice because you're a libertarian? >> they show? >> the build. you will always be on the losin side if you're a libertarian. >> in the long run. because we are dead and you showed jesus. i'm really looking forward. jesus was the first libertarian. >> that's right. he didn't really play with the government. >> he hated the government. he hung out with the prostitutes . >> totally psychedelics. >> exactly. >> howe also was walking on water? so what is the worst part of this? the bill?

>> right from the get-go, the idea that this is going to reduce inflation by spending massive amounts of money becaus one of the reasons we have inflation is because the government has jacked up spending so much so fast and people are saying, this is abou reduces inflation, but it's really going to help the environment or it's going to help the irs gets get up to fighting strength after they were starving? >> they were underfunded. >> eve mentioned this, but the irs, reads in recent history ha a making politically motivated audits for nonprofits and thing like that for the other thing i will say about the irs stuff is there are five times as many audits of people making under 25,000 as there is on average, most audits or correspondence

audits, you get a phone call or you get letters and it's for people, or low income people getting the earned income tax credit they get most of the contact with the irs bears birth . >> that is amazing. that is crazy. >> the same plans on the yacht leader, right? in the green room you said you are happy that they built up th irs army. i was surprised very. >> no, i would never say that. i think it's awful and i hate all the people that our saying you know, if you're not doing anything wrong, you shouldn't worry about it. everybody knows that's not true is what is the scariest thing anyone can ever say to you, we need to talk, right? it's a lot worse when it comes from the irs. they can send you to prison

because you know, you're disorganized, which is again wh am so glad bit that i got married because he handles all of my administrative stuff now. so i've i've ever got audited i would just be like babe. >> that's it. >> when you look at it that way when you look at it that way, when somebody says we need to talk, you're not aware of what you did wrong. that's the same thing with an audit. it's also when you get sued or deposed, it's the same thing, you never know. >> i'm always aware of what i did wrong. in this whole don't cheat on your taxes thing. f-18 to my girlfriend i'm cheating on you too. >> i hope they don't watch. for your sake, and for mine. up next, you won't soon forget

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. jim wishes he knew what that felt like. anyway, what of ronnie jackson, his doctor, doctor rane, where is ronnie? he was white house doctor. he was a great doctor. ronnie jackson, my doctor. where is ronnie. he was the whitehouse doctor. he was a great doctor. he was in amaral. a doctor, and now he's a congressman i say which is the best if you had your choice? he sort of indicated doctor because he loved looking at my body. it was so strong. he said i am the healthiest president that's ever lived. i said i like this guy, i don't know who the hell he is. >> how about that phony story, wasn't sure he should be honore because he felt very strong.

>> what about that story. i wasn't sure if i should be honored because i very strong. i have these two big strong secret service guys. i said take me to the capital. so i grabbed the steering wheel. and he rebuffed me, so my hands fell around another powerful guy , i'd know these people, these are very strong people. it's just not my deal, so when the story came out, some people said i never knew you were that strong. >> true, trump is so strong, he couldn't even pick on riley

gaines, just to show you how ridiculous it is great look at him, he's much bigger and stronger than her. >> just to show you how ridiculous it is. look at me. i'm much bigger and much stronger than her. there is no way she could beat me in swimming. >> and she agreed clapping. meanwhile nancy pelosi is still trying to talk her way out of china. i wintered, when she was a little girl, what was she told at the beach? >> when i was a little girl i was told at the beach if i dug hole deep enough we would reach china so we've always felt a connection there. >> if you happen to dig hole in your san francisco district before you reach china, someone will take a in there.

we caught up with her at the beach. >> we are at the beach people watching, building ten castles and of course digging to china. i am on my way. what's that? i better hide this. it sounds like my husband is driving the boat. [cheers and applause] >> michelle and wanted to talk to you about donald trump. you can love him or hate him or really different, but he gets more out of bombing and a club then bombing people, shouldn't

that just be all you want is that he's the least violent president we've ever had. so what if he happens to be arrogant. >> it's not just what he says, it's how he says it. they were strong. but, most normal people think it's funny, but if you suffer from trump deranged syndrome, you can't think this is funny because to comment about his doctor would be homophobic. it happened because he said it exactly like they did. in the thing, that's trans phobic freight so, if you had trump derangement syndrome, tha is how you view it while the rest of us understand that the guy has a way of delivering stories that is hilarious. it's funny.

>> you are definitely definitel not a pro trump or, you just never anything. began pretty much anti- all politics. you look at trump and pelosi, for what has become clearer and clearer is okay, people over th age of 80, just retire. i'm going to vote for any candidate that's under a.d. >> and i don't want to offend half of my viewers. our demo in this show beats all of msnbc and at every night, so. we reach people. but you're right, but you're no just write about politics, you're right about all industries. people do not step aside anymore . if they can stick around, they can stick around.

kat timpf, let's talk about nancy pelosi. >> that was an excellent rendition. >> her, with the we don't know if she was joking or not, but t me it really doesn't matter. what are you talking about either way? >> she does make more sense if it was about biden. >> it up the subject and a. , for so good job they are. >> bernie was low man on the capital steps recently. >> everybody heard that as a ki and i never believed that. i listen when his heart until i was 31 that you couldn't have lights on in the car while you're driving because it was against the law. >> people used to tell me that all the time. >> i was driving in my late 20s . is like a better not do that i don't want to go to jail. >> jim, saying that you're goin

to dig your way to china, isn't that kind of racist? >> and give her a pass because the reason she thought that is when she was a little girl people stills thought the earth was flat. and her parents were probably just getting rid of her. two is probably talking and they're like okay, go to china. >> i love how that's how she based the relationship. i used to think i could dig there so we have as facial. >> i don't have a feel connecte because they stood through your window. >> i am worried people are goin to think he's like.

i enjoy watching him talk a lot right i will say ico whitehouse doctor being a step down from admiral. you're in charge of a fleet one day insein cough with presidential in your hand the next. >> that was good. >> up next, no big surprise, covid's corrupt origin of lies. . you can already have it and not know it. if you have chronic kidney disease your kidney health could depend on what you do today. ♪far-xi-ga♪ farxiga is a pill that works in the kidneys to help slow the progression of chronic kidney disease. farxiga can cause serious side effects including dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections in women and men, and low blood sugar. ketoacidosis is a serious side effect

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biotechnology. specifically the wuhan institut of a reality that which receive hundreds of thousands of u.s. dollars from the national institutes of health i know, talk about connecting the dots. i guess it's easy when there ar only two.

i haven't been this shocked since i found out vaccination now carries duck dynasty. the freedom of information request previously revealed the nih with all documents highlighting their concerns of gain of function research in wuhan like the near that jesse watters uses on his back. they were hiding a disgusting truth. although there should be a massive criminal convictions from one of the greatest crimes in history, i doubt even that will get an apology. according to the medical community in the media have bee pushing a false narrative for covid origins since the beginning. it was everything from a conspiracy theory to antiscienc including racist. articles mentioning it on socia media we're labeled disinformation, but they were about as honest as my t-shirt that read official bikini

inspector. i had stolen it from pat boone. the fact is they did everything possible to prevent people from debating the issue and why? in addition to the massive lega ramification, even more dangerous research at such labs is still ongoing. even the poor didn't know the truth. you could see they were kept in the dark. when you say to that, nick? >> and no, i think it's great that we're remembering the pangolin's. at first i thought they were made up. i thought it was a pokémon. >> lakin anteater. and an armadillo. >> they are like an armadillo. as armadillo. >> the of them all. >> , but deadly.

>> there's a whole cinemax series. >> it's called sultry and scaly. >> one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight. >> lee stalled long enough. >> should we sue our government. if our government is involved i this, should we sue them? >> the way i'm looking at that is more a question of the idea of a lab leak. if you brought it up, you are racist, you are a conspiracy freak or something like that it is looking more and more like that and there are reasons for laboratories to be doing all sorts of gain of function research and things like that, but what copen has done more than anything else is revealed that our government lied to us, public health at fishel's are they say one thing one day, something else the next, and we

are in a long-term declining an the rate of trust and confidenc in government and authority. when you don't believe in anything you become the soviet union. this is appalling, but it's not really surprising. >> you know, cats, if we don't execute some people over the death of a million americans, why do we even have work crimes? what is the point? isn't that the biggest we're crime up all? >> i don't think anything is ever going to happen because they have people that of all th power and the situation who are the same people that probably have a lot to lose because it was never a crazy idea that the it came from a lab. they were able to go this long without keeping from people fro even talking about how maybe th lab may be the virus came from lab full of viruses that was right there?

we are probably never going to actually know the truth other than it so obvious with the truth is. >> it came from wuhan, and ther is a wuhan urology lab. how do you respond when people ask you when you came from the lab. >> i sate not from one coming i one. >> was sultry and scaly when jerry's. >> he i avoided mentioning it just to hurt me. >> i felt it should quit while it was ahead. >> i know. had you feel about this, do you feel like you've been lied to? >> s idea. a woman told me that she loved me and then i handed over $300.

>> d want people to go to jail for this? >> do i want people to go to jail for lying about wuhan? no, water under the bridge, let's move forward. what can we do, sue china or something? >> you want vindication? i don't know why you guys are s skeptical of the authorities. in february of 2021 the world health organization said they had a long franked discussion with researchers and the wuhan lab in the institute had a detailed description of all their work on coronavirus and concluded there was no evidence that any lab studies started there. in the most likely hypothesis was it started in a bat just to

in intermediate host and then into humans periods and exactly what animals that is remains a big big mystery. so here is my advice, instead o the 87,000 irs agent, let's hir one person give them a $500 bonus if they get to the bottom of this. >> that is a great idea. you know it's going to happen? they're going to start pushing out these honeypot angolans. to try to seduce them off the track. coming up, space nerds we're lured from pork from a store. but my body was telling a different story. i felt all people saw were my uncontrolled movements.

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a french physicist tweeted a picture of what he claimed was distant star. captured by the james webb spac telescope. all it took him less than an hour later that it was actually a photo. it didn't jimmy, he is used to sending picture of his chorizo. effect is of course spanish sausage which is just like regular sausage it's delicious and salty and one of the reason that he can no longer closes bathrobe. i was surprised france even has physicist rate i kid the french. i kid them for they don't watch. physicist said even though he had originally pulled the prank just for fun, he later starts a a way to encourage people to think about cognitive bias and learn to be wary of authority

arguments from authority. was also good way to get people to think about what he wanted for lunch freight he also apologized later for a sausage picture. ca said the french gave up easy. here are other pictures they took with the space telescope. here are saturn, saturn and its rings, here is the andromeda galaxy coming and here is jupiter. kat, do you think that's what h was trying to do? >> no, he was doing it because he was nerd and it was funny to him and then he is good at manipulation that he's able to spin it. you should almost be careful to know that they have the authority and they may sometime abuse at risk again i find

authority i would abuse the hel out of it. i could tell them about things in outer space that weren't there. i would do it. >> i lie all the time about space. >> what your favorite. all start naming stars freight see that, that's frank. and the other thoughts? >> i was taking an end i should've known better because thought my gala my god, that galaxy looks delicious. michelle. are we so ignorant that we cannot tell the difference between sausage in a planets? >> as a spaniard, i could be offended by the chorizo. but i will choose not to be. i think this is one of the best things have ever seen on my. he looked at chorizo sausage an said doesn't look this looked look like something from outer

space and then he sold it, then he said nothing from that ever appeared in outer space and the he apologized and it was kind o an apology. it was more like you all believed it and you shouldn't have. i thought that was the most important part of the message i always always be skeptical. >> when i go to the dermatologist josé that looks like it's from outer space. >> you just ignore it and it goes away. >> but then it comes back. >> sometimes it's worse. >> stds are like that. >> i do think that this, we are ready live in an age of deep thanks. there was like every other headline you read now is if it' a picture of a headline, it's like somebody has super diarrhe like a right-wing activist has super diarrhea. i want to believe that, i want to believe everybody in the

world has super diarrhea except me. it got to trust but verify. >> is super diarrhea one that's fun? >> you pay one price. and it comes with a waterpark. >> super diarrhea, i will take the soup. [cheers and applause] >> the only show that is the number one show, but does nothing but jokes. that's on you, america. up next, a dogs expression can leave in impression. high cholesterol. heart disease. 17 fad diets... 5 kids...

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apply the peanut butter correctly. [laughter] >> love is a good sandwich! loves a good sandwich. nick, the animal face is an evolutionary thing to make is not to kill it? >> supposedly dogs have eyebrows. this is why i like cats. you never know what [bleep] -- you'll never know what they are thinking. >> what you've said thus far is nothing compared to what we've said. >> not the other word... >> michelle, do people like to think what their animals -- >> i think it was also biased because i used a doberman, a belgian shepherd, and a floppy eared rhodesian ridge back. they were no irish settlers, joe was. i think that's biased. it was cruel, because to get the

dog to look scared, they brought out nail clippers which scares the crap out of dogs. for the one dog, they pulled out a big stick. >> that's a terrible study. i'm glad you read it and we didn't. i didn't know about it. then again, what do i know these days? >> i didn't read it. i have a dog... >> and a cat. your dog does not have many expressions. >> he's pretty happy most of the time, so he's good. we don't talk as much of my cat and i do. but i think i still know what he's thinking. >> right. okay. that's a good story. >> [laughs] >> wow. >> you didn't really ask me a question. >> since when do you ask me a question? >> oh, that's not the job of the host, i thought. >> you know what you are already going to say! fine, applaud her. you are out of here!

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>> great show. thanks to kat timpf, jim norton, our studio audience. "fox news @ night" with the evil shannon bream. i love you, america! ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, the fbi removing boxes of documents from the home of former president donald trump during the raid on mar-a-lago. this search reportedly related to materials the former president took, allegedly, to his florida residence after his residency but republicans accusing the justice department of political