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hear that hillary clinton is trying to profit off of mar-a-lago and the raid. she had words to say, just saying. well, that's it for us tonight, that your dvr, always stay connected and thank you for watching. it is america now and forever, greg is going to take it over now on "gutfeld." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ greg: happy tuesday, everyone. well, it's official, i wonder if
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the president will profoundly accept the nomination for president of the united states after being nominated. >> i profoundly accept this nomination for president of the united states. [cheers] greg: it is happening. yeah, the raid was a real smart move. you want to take a larger-than-life character and make him even larger? you raid his house. they just gave pop a 55-ounce can of spinach. they saved hunter biden's high-speed internet access. he just gave me a book of 1000 and one jokes. because the raid not only angers republicans, it energizes them and it energizes donald trump. on unlike all the other shows we actually have tape and footage of the raid. ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ greg: it is wrong, but you have to keep your sense of humor on this for a reason. part of the strategy is to get you to react. so that they can then cover your anger as danger. the press has already been sounding the alarm over the pro-trump message boards and they are ready to go, they say. so don't get mad. instead, sympathize. the democrats would like donald trump, they can't survive without him, they are drowning and he is there oxygen. they are just too boring and uninspiring. and maybe it is because their current leader is tapioca for brains. and so they will do anything to
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keep the spotlight off him and can you blame them? this guy gets in a fight with his own clothes. and roll it. [laughter] >> oh, my god, weight, there is more. hold on, hold on. [laughter] >> give him time, he will remember where the armholes are
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someday. thankfully it was a jacket and not his pants. but it is also kind of scary when it takes seconds for joe to forget that he just shook somebody's hand. >> now our great speaker -- [laughter] >> that is the craziest thing i have ever seen. and no wonder they eyed him like a cold sore at a kissing booth. what gives, joe. >> come on, man. [laughter] greg: much of the country will be upset over the raid, the rest embraced in the news like a box
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of kleenex. >> you are going to want to buy the newspaper and folded carefully. the president of the united states, this is a night you are going to remember where you were. >> there is also this lying advantage, the government is not going to lie. >> and fact that weak people are running around, i mean, what are we going to do, they are saying ugly things on fox news. >> what do you expect? like, the guy is going to be brought to justice, he's broken the law and everybody knows that. greg: well, hip hip hooray. this is for people that do nothing but put democracy under assault. so the raid is about classified documents, you didn't need a raid at all. but they also know what makes for exciting video, and as andy mccarthy points out, it's likely
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that the white house is pressuring the justice department. sadly the fbi seems like an institution polluted by politics, but they punish you by investigating some and not others, i could go through the list, but you've heard it, at least on this network you have, if they were any deeper in the swamp they would have alligators for baby mamas. disgusting. >> especially after pushing the russian collusion hoax. i mean, they show up at the house, they go through his safe, which is why i don't have a safe, i keep everything between my mattress and my box springs. [laughter] and thank god that doll is easy to inflate. [laughter] some levity. but it seems like all of our institutions are imploding.
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maybe it is due to wokeism or plain old elitism, it's a far cry when they knew to keep the politics at bay, if they don't come out with one major smoking gun from that raid, and i mean a major one, then they will have a country that is more upset than r. kelly after 2 quarts of snapple. can you imagine doing this to joe biden or barack obama or hillary clinton? come to think of it maybe they should do it for bill clinton. greg: the fbi thinks that they
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are the country despite their banana republic antics. they keep pulling to the left and the engine light has come on for the 10th time, they have run out of electrical tape to hide it, we know that there's a problem under the hood, it's all these supposedly neutral institutions having chosen a team. it would cost us to get a new car but we should replace the drivetrain and a couple of months. last nights raid was another example of one-way persecution where they pay you a visit and it's up to you to prove your innocence. it's the same mentality with the irs agent, hey, you have nothing to hide, so who will they go for next? maybe you will, maybe me. all i know is that in preparation for the raid i move my collection of beanie babies out of the house. and some people would not understand that. all right, welcoming our guests now tonight. she never blunders.
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♪ ♪ ♪ harris faulkner. >> and vice president of public relations, chris barron. and she's like a doormat, welcoming on your porch often times, kat timpf. and finally he wanted to be a football kicker but they kept running out of balls. our champion tyrus. [cheers] [applause] >> so i am sure that you have talked about it a lot, do you think of this story is about classified documents or something else going on? >> well, it is a war about classified documents from those that already handed over what they had thought about or not, it would be part of the argument and then you keep talking about how to get more of whatever is
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there. but from one of our correspondence, about an hour and a half ago, reporting that according to fox news sources, the negotiations of some sort have broken down and that's why they got the warrant. >> going nuclear. >> that sounds like something that they could simply say outside without jeopardizing the case, the doj is a mess right now and they stay silent all day. >> this is one of the biggest groups of all time, that includes the jacket and shirt combo right there. [laughter] >> i know you're jealous, i know you're jealous. [laughter] >> i mean, the thing is that you get angry then what is next? >> well, there is a boston globe article that came out, like the right wing angering violence, this is the thing that drives me to craziest about this, they say that we have to give the doj,
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the fbi, the benefit of the doubt. absolute [bleep] and if you are going to cross the line and read the chief political opposition, most likely to be running in 2024, the fbi then has an obligation to come out and say what the heck is going on, why was this necessary, why did they cross this line, we should not be guessing over it's this or that. if you are going to cross the line, you better come forward and make it clear that there was a darn good reason to do this. >> it's not normal, it is not normal. >> no, it's not. >> do you ever worry about being rated? i mean, now you have to think about that because they did so to the president. >> some of us have always been thinking about it. [laughter] and just hearing all these people talk about it, the concerns about these very
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powerful law enforcement agencies, libertarians over here like yeah, hillary has been talking about that, if you are concerned about federal law enforcement agencies potentially being politicized, you should not talk about how that's made possible, i have seen a lot of people talk about it, the same people repeatedly voted to reauthorize the patriot act. so i hope that there is something to be learned in terms of what can happen, regardless of what side you are on when these agencies have this kind of power. >> would you be okay with expanding the fbi? >> the fbi has far too much power, far too much power. >> i will admit, that i am probably one of the people you are talking about in the sense that you know, now they are using the patriot act or they are ready to track down citizens in the united states in this
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way. >> yes, yes. >> so what are your thoughts on this, tyrus? >> this is phenomenal, this would get me hyped. i mean, like okay, game on. you got the bookkeeper, you got nothing. i've got the best lawyer. every cliché from every movie. we've been there, we have done this, and joan of arc, she came on and said we got the papers and we got them, no, we've got nothing. so again, you have to look at things, and i guess i like spite. i guess we will have a spiteful president and i couldn't be happier. you go to my house, you try to embarrass me.
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the man who cannot be embarrassed? i mean, he said obama made jokes about him at a party. >> it's literally like okay, game on, he's fired up, i'm going to sit back and just watch. there might be a position for me in this. i feel like i love it. >> so tonight, jim banks and about a dozen other republicans are meeting. and i'm just wondering as you talk about it, that is a galvanizing point. maybe they did not agree on policy, maybe they haven't agreed, but he legitimately has now brought more people together just because he wasn't home. i mean, do you think that they would've done this, i don't know
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about that. >> i would've been worried if nancy pelosi did not say hey, no one is above the law. for real? for real? >> i don't remember the president destroying somebody's car and not being charged. >> nancy pelosi, also presidential documents she said should be preserved, i think she was the one that talked about that. >> as i said, it is all good, man. >> it is entertaining to watch the left defend the fbi, he spent years wiretapping, trying to set them up, sending him black male letters, they are saying that you can't even question them, that the fbi has a long history of being used as political pawns. >> all right, we have to move on, but coming up next, the
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>> when you open up, this just then, the governor called. >> you are and incarcerated personnel. >> i don't even want to talk about that. >> i am a chef, it's my passion, somebody has to go if they touch my barbecue. i will disown children. >> this is an atrocity, first of all, holding the spatula there. and there is no fire, they turn the flame off.
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in the burgers aren't even cooking right, she's trying to flip this on the other side, this is a mockery. it's horrible. and she's wearing a white apron with the dress. so it's like it was planned, this abomination was planned. they rated this poor man's barbecue pit and somewhere back there there's probably a man who is about to cry who has been humiliated by this blast. don't touch the barbecue. [cheers] [applause] [laughter] >> i would never stop. walk around drinking, you know.
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>> it started with kissing babies. to make there's a lot for political campaigns, it's like the number one rule, but never e the candidate do something that clearly they don't do. >> new york is a large state. how is it possible. how is it possible that your current governor is worse than the last broken governor. i would be mad that the previous governor was not in there. sorry for everything i said, andrew cuomo. i think i called him a murderer. i mean, she doesn't know what to do.
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>> i think the stupidity is contagious. >> you know, i attended this. i covered the convention when it was in here, the state convention when it was in new york. so our paths cross. >> you know, but you didn't know. they don't know what they can do with our money until they spent so much of it that we complain and have to replace it. >> but you never see chump out there doing something weird like this. you would never see it. and it's like, i'm not going to do this. >> he's not listening to people.
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>> cnn will not give hunter shelter including underneath brian's belly. it appears that the chubby teletubbies has admitted that it is actually a story, better late than never.
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>> this is not right wing media story, this is a real problem for the joe biden family. >> so now they see the light. >> what took so long. lord knows that he needed some kind of coverage, underwear at least. i mean, i need some chlorine just to pour into my eyes. but they chose to ignore it, the russians and the right wing media machine. >> they reported on friday that those e-mails are connected to an ongoing russian disinformation effort, they said the e-mails were found on a
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laptop. and for all we know some are real, others could be faked, we don't know it. but we know it's a classic example of the right wing media machine. >> for all we know, it's quite a dodge, but most journalists would've made an effort. so they are changing the tune and it could be that it won't work.
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>> oliver is going to be watching this right now. >> it's now a real problem. but before, at the end of the day, this guy is not real. he is not real.
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>> oh, you are the fantastic journalist. >> oh, thank you. >> do you think that he is just doing this or what? >> yeah, maybe he is doing that. oftentimes you need to be successful, so his boss can tell him this or whatever. but the thing that really gets me is that he really doesn't pay attention to what is going on. if he's looking at the video, is he googling him? is he doing anything out of curiosity? is he doing any of that? >> yes, you were the first person to predict a switch. how many months before he decides that this is the case. >> yes, he has a little bit of
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horns there. >> he is still not committed, it was a soft question. he was like well, maybe he won't run, but then the guy went into how they are family and they stick together, and they cannot even put a jacket on together. i mean, that's when they say hey, your wife doesn't like you anymore. >> the first thing she said was are you kidding me. >> completely ignoring him. >> that's what they are. >> he wants to be cool so bad that he's going to say things just enough to where he thinks he believes that he can keep his job, but the endgame is donald trump, he needs donald trump. there's no money in it. >> yeah, you say his son is a crack head and it's like yeah, no kidding, but if you say trump, everybody leans in.
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>> you know, he saves the news and so many ways. >> he never fights back, all these little notes, he's got one more chance, one more chance. next time he talks we are going to go at him. >> you know, he does give us a lot of good content. >> i wish i would've been on the set. i know what i would've done. like brian, i'm glad you brought that up, i know that you are a media expert, so i wanted to ask you when didn't switch from being a right wing story, to listen how loud the silence was. >> we will be right back. >> exactly, exactly. >> just don't touch the
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>> i have to wear different shoes, i'm not going to be walking around in heels in the wild, so i'm only wearing them from that greenroom to hear, so i do buy used shoes 3 used heels? >> yes. >> that would make sense. >> well, there are some things that i have to wear for an hour. >> please don't look my way. [laughter] >> that's a great song, please don't look my way. >> they are still used. >> i don't want to pick on those. >> it serious stuff, if people
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>> you know, i could take a couple pairs of pants and has a family of two. >> roses are red, violets are blue, kim kardashian is done with pete davidson. we will have that next y, “not ”. ♪ ♪ aleve. who do you take it for?
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wasn't real, and i don't like that. i like real stuff. >> it is like they are a simulation, you are an expert in the sort of thing. >> breakups, yeah. [laughter] mech what is a pete davidson? >> the stoner guy that's kind of funny and charming, but then after a while the things you like are the things that discussed you. >> is in there like one reason people keep dating him. >> 3 you should learn at least a year before you get your girlfriends name branded on your chest. he has her name branded on his chest. why don't you save that for a first university thing. >> that is a specific type of
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guy. because the stoner kind of guy is awful? >> it is real life. >> this happens to all of us, sometimes they just drag us around. we are funny, strong-minded, independent. >> o, my gosh, is this your life? >> this is every man in the studio who can relate. [cheers] >> you know why you don't know that? >> you wouldn't do this.
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i checked my sources. [laughter] >> i'm telling my husband right now. >> if you don't know me, it is okay . >> this is exactly why i have the pete davidson information.
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>> he wasn't in jail at the time. >> craziness. >> we will be right back after this. don't go away
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>> we are out of time, thank you, harris faulkner, chris barron, kat timpf and tyrus. we will see you next time here on "gutfeld." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> hello, welcome to "fox news @ night." i am shannon bream. tracking to developing stories, primary elections in wisconsin where a winner was declared in a republican gubernatorial primary. former vice president pence

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