arizona. unfortunately, the grand things french tourists will find in la are prices and crime. that's what you're after. should have bought that sweatshirt. that's it for tonight i'm jason chaffetz in for laura ingraham. for more go to jason in the house.com where you can find all kinds of things. thanks to laura, gutfeld is up ♪♪ ♪♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: oh, the love. the love they have. the love you will never feel. oh, yeah. happy friday my friday friends. i look great. tonight's monologue is about priorities, the media's priorities, the government's priorities. like there's any difference there. and your priorities which don't

matter to them. here's a fun story about new york. a thug knocked out a diner in an unprovoked attack leaving him in a coma with a fractured scull. i told you it was fun. the attacker recently got out of prison for rape. i know he's probably a victim of the system. and by system, i mean what we used to call law and order. so where is he now? well, after his charge for accidented murder was downgraded to a misdemeanor, he's out on no cash bail. because trying to kill someone isn't that much different these days than loitering. and now he's free to beat and rape again. so audience, have fun walking back to your cars. [laughter] >> greg: because keeping him behind bars would have made him the victim. and that's his job, making victims. weren't we told bail reform was only for nonviolent felonies?

but it's a bait and switch like when i order steak medium well and the waiter punches me in the face instead. once again the politicians left wing das and judges play russian roulette with law abiding citizens and every time they pass something like bail reform it's like they're adding another bullet to the chamber of a gun pointed at your head. to them the city is just an experimental aquarium. so what's a few pa ran as as they hide in the calf in the corner. so this rain even iffed is out. it's like the da ares are saying you got rape down pretty well but you still need to work on your murdering skills. so get out there and don't come back until you get it right. you think mayor eric adams would be all over this. but he does more leadership service than pelosi's plastic surgeon. here's what he's up to. >> hey, guys.

50. [laughter] >> greg: it was all in the hips. so he dressed up as a construction worker to destroy an outdoor dining shed. so first he was a cop. now he's a construction worker. anybody seeing a pattern here? i think we've got a one manvilleage people going on. so he took down the shed because people were peeing in them. fair enough but if the mayor went around smashing everything that's been peed on in new york, there wouldn't be a thing left standing. including madonna. what do you mean? i don't get it. i don't get that.

now unless perps are disguising themselves as shed, i question adams priorities. like brian stelter's cholesterol, this is not his biggest problem right now. people are beaked attacked and murdered. nero may have if i hadled but eric's hammering. and what's the governor of new york doing? she announced that she signed a bill replacing the word salesman with salesperson. this to help women in the workplace. yeah, some help. she's a real lea thomas. rape is up 10% and she's replacing man with person. this is really her priority? 911 what's your emergency? i was just assaulted by a salesman. you mean salesperson don't you? i'll send say squad car, but not for him, ma'am, for you. someone should remind the governor that while jobs may not have genders, victims of violent

crimes do, a lot of them are women. so whether it's salesman or salesperson, new yorkers shouldn't be buying the [bleep] she's selling. this is the same idiot by the way who replaced the word inmate with incarcerated person. that helped. fine, i'd love to call violent criminals incarcerated persons, but none of them are incarcerated anymore. [cheers and applause] i'd say the inmates are running the asylum, but i can't say inmates anymore. i don't want to get cancelled. and i tell people to file a complaint with the government, but what good would that do. >> hi. so my sister and i were attacked on the subway and the state did nothing. >> sounds good. here have your next of kin fill out this form, sign, date, note note rise.

>> wait, i want to speak with a supervisor. >> there's a form for that, too. you'll need this, this, and these. thank you. >> i'm here to fill out my release form. >> oh, no, you're good. we took care of it. [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> okay. and done. oh, you used blue ink. i can't accept those. you'll need to fill out a mishandled form form. let me see if i can grab that. >> and once i ghat can i submit all of this at once? >> sure. >> perfect. >> greg: that should be up for an emmy. not you. but this is all fakery pointless virtue signaling while cities crumble a schemes afflicting this entire country thanks to a fake news media that decides

what's important or not. few stories more relevant than blood loss but now it's all things trump. and i get it he wrote mean tweets that kept you up at night. but last time i checked he isn't roaming the streets like the ms-13 gang members which upset pelosi remember that? none of those perps were warned. so as businesses close and people leave cities for the same reason they leave cat department crime and decay, the media is focused on real brutality, like tax evasion. which cfo of the trump organization pleaded guilty for and easterly the charge had nothing to do with his association with trump but this 75 year old dude is going to rikers island, the prison, while attempted murderers roam free. and why? because our media only cares about stuff that has the smell of trump on it.

including melania's clothes, apparently. [cheers and applause] >> greg: knock it off. literally, you don't rate. the news media knows trump hate pace the bills, not stories that actually affect your lives. besides, on the punishment spectrum, it's the thugs who are oppressed and you who's the oh presser. fact is until these left wing leaders feel the real life experience of actual crime they're not going to care. governor abbott sent migrants to liberal cities so they could feel the consequences of their policies. time to do that with thuggery? i'd love to sent the violent felons to the burbs of the judge and das who freed him. i'll pay for the uber. of course i can't do this because if something happened to the judge or the sorrows funded da, i would be an accessory. and that's my point. i would be just like the judges and the das. when every time one of these

mutts they let loose again hurts somebody else. they're accessories, too. it's a shame they don't get the credit. [cheers and applause] >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. his razor's so great with his comedy both want to make you slash your wrist. west lin razor and comedian david angelo. she's my favorite shannon, gop candidate from oklahoma pt.w. shannon >> her two least favorite words are last and call. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> greg: and finally, he has to play monopoly with real houses, my massive side kick and the

nwa's world television champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: welcome to the show david, it's been a while. >> david: it has been. thanks for having me back. >> greg: my pleasure. my pleasure. wasn't my choice. we always do what we can when somebody good drops out and we need to find a replacement nearby. >> david: right. >> greg: and, you know, because you work at that --. >> david: i live down the street, come here, no problem. >> greg: yeah, exactly. stand out in front of the audience waiting in line hoping to get recognized. >> yeah, come on, guys. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: is crime impacting your razor business? >>. >> david: no, that's a good question though greg because we are america's largest american made razor, everything's done here, but fortunately we haven't been impacted that way.

i live in new york. the thing about crime is, why can't they -- it would be one thing if the rents went down with it, but the rent keeps going up. you know? can we get the -- i mean i wouldn't mind the crime if i could get the rent lowerment you know what i mean. >> greg: right, you'll take the risk. >> david: yes. >> greg: you'll take the risk for the cheaper payment however rents go up because people stay more in their house so they're willing to stay there. >> david: i was going to say you can push me on the subway track if i had in-apartment washer and drier. >> greg: do you still go to the laundromat? >> david: no. come on, that's a joke. >> greg: you're a jerk. you know, tw, do you get the impression that there's no going back in the sense that somehow once you accept a certain level of degradation, people lying on the streets passed out, recidivism out of control, it's

kind of like how do you get the genie back in the bottle. >> t.w.: the first thing you have to realize this is not by circumstance, not just gross negligence and incompetence this is a deliberate effort to undernine republican. the liberal agenda is clear. they're against police, they're against the idea of guns and they're certainly against securing our border. we need to secure our border. we have way too much crime. we have enough chinese fentanyl coming into this country to kill every american receive times. >> greg: but tw that sounds well and dandy for maybe fox and friends, but liberals have kids, liberals go to work, liberals get mugged. but they're not mugged by reality yet. >> t.w.: but they don't live -- remember, the democrat party what it's become is the party of rich liberals and, you know, a few poor people that they require to stay poor so they can stay rich. the truth is this party has gone off the rails a long time ago and the only way we get back is getting back to the things that make this country great and it's

really about the constitution, about capitalism and christianity that's what made the country great. >> greg: i would take more cops. >> t.w.: i would take more cops, too. but that's constitutional. [cheers and applause] >> greg: what's going on tloefr tyrus. >> tyrus: chilling gutfeld. >> greg: yeah, yeah. >> tyrus: oh, man, my boy the mayor. he's plant based but the brother might want to get a steak in there after seeing that. >> greg: did you see, the board wasn't even nailed. >> tyrus: i remember when he was running i was like, oh, man, i can get behind this dude, i don't care what his politics are because he's tough. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: and i might, one time or another, may be involved in simulated combat. wrestling, for you lay persons. we would call that a blown spot. i mean, he had all the acutroman

whiches is something only the a lease know, the good helmet, the matching outfit, the finest hammer. until he swung the hammer and realized this is heavy. [laughter] so what he did was, he yelled cut and then the real construction workers came in and set up the wall for him so he could do his plant-based swing and knock over the wall causing all of us to go, "what was that?" that is an example of what is wrong. it's the same thing when they keep changing the name. you know what? calling somebody a white supremacist or a racist, we're going to call them a 1-race enthusiast now, so everyone's included. but this is the issue. they focus on the wrong things and they think we don't see >> greg: it's so funny. >> tyrus: but brother get a steak, just one steak. >> greg: he's like gym tough. >> tyrus: oh, he's the guy who

does the curls but when it comes to the free weights, he's got to go stretch. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> kat: i don't even know what that means. >> greg:. >> greg: yo, kat, are you relieved to know that salesman is now salesperson? are you going to sleep better at night? >> kat: yes, much less frightening than the potential of getting raped. it's crazy and i agree with you, david angelo, that if the rent wasn't so bad, but also the taxes were so high. >> greg: yes, what are you paying for? >> kat: what am i paying for? i'll give you an example. they just opened a park by my apartment. the city opened aid park. guess how many times we went there before we saw bums taking a dump in the bushes. first time. and there's a public bathroom right there he wanted to do that. >> greg: yes, exactly >> kat: i wouldn't mind, if i'm paying this much i want to live

somewhere where more people use toilets more often. >> greg: yes. no sanctuary for public pooping. we should declare a neighborhood sanctuary city for toilets. if you want to use a toilet you can credit live in this neighborhood. i know a lot of people in the audience might not be from here but you can walk outside right now there are people passed out in front on sixth avenue. there is a guy, a guy who burned down our christmas tree. remember that? he's outside p >> kat: yeah >> greg: i have a picture on my phone. i'm not going to tell you where he is. but this is insane. [bleep] arsonist. >> tyrus: arsonist person >> greg: arsonist person. [cheers and applause] >> greg: before we go, a huge announcement. music. i'm off next week. but we've got an amazing lineup of guest hosts. kat's going to be doing it monday [cheers and applause]

>> greg: then tyrus on tuesday. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: we couldn't find anybody on wednesday, brian kilmeade. then dana perino and then on friday we have sexy pete hegseth taking a day off from repopulating the earth. [laughter] >> greg: yeah. tickets are still available. go to foxnews.com/gutfeld for more info. up next, kanye angered lefty nags by selling clothes from bags. it only takes a second for an everyday item to become dangerous. tide pods child-guard pack

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the raft kanye west, a pop singer, teamed up with gap on his yeezy clothing line looks like trash bags. a bold way to lure jimmy failla outside the dumpsters. but it's not trash bags it's large dumpster bags, a choice for hiding the body of someone whose name sounds like pete davidson. people got mad because they didn't want to have to rifle through them. they're worried they'll find a discarded cnn employees. yeah, huh? but my cohost on the five, they weren't fans. >> it could be an art installation. >> maybe. >> you should be getting onsale items but you go to the bin to get the 50% stuff and here it's an arm and a leg. >> you think i want to go through that bag and go through that stuff i would rather go to a discount store and buy

something. to me they look used, they look dirty. >> greg: you tell them judge. i would make a joke but she'd beat the crap out of me. i'm not joking. anyway, west spoke with our very own eric sean to set the record straight. apparently god told him to talk to fox and he wanted to talk about that. >> i want to talk about god. i want to talk about god's plan for us, and there is a calling this morning for god to wake me up and bring me to do this interview, when i'm not doing interviews, and just talk about the break throughs that we're having. >> greg: so god tells him to talk to fox, and he picks eric sean? what the hell? [laughter] god.

god. god, please be specific. the next time you tell kanye to talk to fox, please. >> apologies, greg. i told kanye to talk to the shortest guy at fox and i assumed that was you. it's actually eric sean. >> greg: fair enough. honest mistake t he is shorter than me. meanwhile, some progressive idiots claim the ye was mocking the homeless. we reached out to a homeless man for comment but brian stelter's e-mail got shut off. so mean. but does ends that some people felt that putting clothes in bags is insensitive to homeless perhaps and other people? >> look, man. i'm an innovator and i'm not here to sit up and apologize about my ideas. i'm up here literally working on homeless shelters.

there's documentation of it. where the city came and tore down my creation while i was doing it. so no one's going to tell me i'm insensitive when that's stuff i think about every single day and put my mind and innovation to. you're going to make other innovators less brave. we're not going to want to step out on a limb and do anything that's exciting or do anything that changes anything. but that's what we're here to do. we're here to step out on a limb and change the world. >> and once the bag runs out of clothes, hopeless people can live there. terrible. the moral of the story, if you want clothes that remind you of an old bag, shop from the joy behar collection. stop it. [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right. t.w., i happen to agree with everything he says a because he has been pushing for these

affordable homeless places that like -- he actually puts his money where his mouth is and tries to develop a community for homeless people. and i thought this was pretty clever because it makes everybody look like they're going through garbage for clothes. >> t.w.: the best part about kanye that i appreciate about him is that, he's not -- he doesn't double speak right? he is a capitalist. he's not like hollywood that enjoys the fruits of capitalism and preach socialism. but the truth is have you seen the prices of his clothes? you can't afford kanye's clothing line unless you are making two, $300,000 a year. not a clothing lime for the homeless. but kanye's doubled down on his faith which i appreciate, i appreciate a guy who's up front about his faith but i think he's come under a double standard because of that, the left has gone after him like no other rappers. because a lot of other rappers do a lot worse things than kanye

west, he's helping homeless. but they don't bother them at all. >> greg: he's a rapper. i had no idea. tyrus, he is an innovator and individual. we need more of that. >> tyrus: yeah, i agree with him. the brother's weird but weird's good. i mean, hey, i would probably not want to sit down and have a conversation with him in the morning. i would want to get a meal of food in first, and then afterwards. but he is an innovator. and let's look at the way things are right now in stores. how much more convenient for the thiefs that the stuff's already bagged for them. you know what i'm saying? they ain't got to break the glass or the cash register. it's bagged up and ready to go they can just grab it and go. >> greg: do you think this was a way to combat that though? >> tyrus: i think what the brother was trying do do is make the elite [bleep] when they're digging through the bags think about how much this succeeds and

maybe don't be such an elitist about things but again they came back with this would be so embarrassing for a homeless person. i think they've got bigger things on their plate than how you put clothes in a department store. like all the stuff they got going on, it's cold, there's no place -- you know, there's people assaulting them, drugs on the street, fentanyl, but as they're pushing their cart in mid -- those clothes are in a trash bag. i will not stand for this. there's only so much i can take. that's what virtue signaling does i think it's great to dig through the bag to find their extra extra small and skinny dreams. and they're my size and want to wear skinny jeans. don't act like you haven't seen snit kat do you still shop at the gap >> kat: no. i shop at the internet. i don't know, i don't think anybody's actually outraged about this. a lot of people like say that they are but you think if you put some sort of outrage

detector on people while they're writing these tweets saying this is horrible i think their heart rate wouldn't change at all. yeah, homelessness is bad, that's not like a spicy hot take. and i highly doubt the guy that was taking a dump in the bushes really cares that much how the gap displays its clothes. he's got bigger problem. >> greg: but, you know, big bag of stuff to wipe your ass with. and i don't condone that >> kat: oh, he brought his own toilet paper. and he left it behind. >> tyrus: you know, the more i look at it gutfeld, you could fit a body in there. >> greg: wouldn't it be great? we haven't seen pete davidson in a while. david, where do you stand on this? as an aficionado of hip-hop culture. >> david: well, i do love kanye and also as someone who works in the consumer goods industry, you know, i can't tell you how many times people said i was crazy trying to manufacturing an

all-metal razor here in the inside. you know? >> greg:. >> greg: dude, i think you're confuseing the show with shark tank. so here's the thing, david, here's the thing. i like what you're doing. i think you're a really -- i think you're a really interesting guy, but this is not my space so i think i'm out. >> david: okay. thank you. the worst on shark tank is when robert wants in on the deal. robert, i don't want you. [laughter]. >> david: the nice thing about the gap thing is, if you work at the gap, you don't want to fold those things -- he's doing a service to the working class. >> greg: exactly no, more folding. >> david: kanye's the best. the guy's a billionaire, he's the best musician in 20 years. he has a shoe line that's like the best, most successful shoe line. what does he have to do to prove he's not an idiot at what he's

doing. >> greg: we're in an era of very unique innovation. we have the elon musks and the kanye wests and i would put bezos up there because amazon is changing everything. this is a very interesting time but it is a not group, it's not government, it's individuals that are doing this. this is not the government changing the world, it's people. that's the message you have to remember. because the government's not helping with homeless necessary, not helping with crime, not helping with drug addiction. you've got to look to these people for housing and for fashion. up next, she leads finland's majority in parties like she's in a sorority.

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partying with her celebrity friends. here's the tape. ♪ >> greg: helsinki? more like hell, yeah, sinki! our president would never do that. mostly because the video wouldn't be the only thing that leaked. another video, another new video leak showing her bumping and grinding with a mystery man at a club. european -- europe hasn't seen than kind of deck answer the since angela merkel shredded her leader hosen at oktoberfest. that was hard to say but marin who is just 36 years old is defending herself saying, quote, i have not used drugs myself or anything other than alcohol. i danced, sung and partied and done perfectly legal things.

nice try. we didn't buy that from shannon bream and we're not buying it from you. yeah. to be fair, most of the criticism came from those outside of her party, not just politically but also people who weren't cool enough to be invited to rave with her. besides, what she doing running a country? shouldn't she be home in the kitchen whipping up a fresh batch of reindeer meat? >> a finnish sexist would say. >> greg: of course americans would never tolerate video of our leader doing drugs, boozing it up and getting frisky. save that for his son. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: kat, do you see anything wrong with this? these videos >> kat: absolutely not. because there's nothing wrong with partying if you can party and handle it and there's actually iron clad proof in this video that she can handle it

that i can't believe nobody's been talking about. >> greg: what? >> kat: she's wearing white pants and there's no stains on them at all. >> presidential material >> kat: absolutely. i don't even trust myself to eat lunch wearing white clothes because i'm going to get stuff all over it. she's going to a party, not a stain. it's impressive. i'm impressed. >> greg: she's amazing >> kat: yes. >> greg: i didn't even know finn land even had a prime minister david. >> david: i never heard of finland. >> tyrus: i didn't know finland had raves >> greg: not just raves but they have fins. the people from finland it's called finland because they have fins. >> kat: all right we get snit all right. what do you think? >> david: this would never happen in america because our elites party on private islands, you know, and they don't allow cameras near the alter of

beelsiboob. i don't even think they work. you couldn't even capture electronically what's going on in these events. so that's kind of nice. little taste of the millennial future, you know, they're going to have parties. >> greg: exactly. i wouldn't mind having more young leaders, tyrus, huh? >> tyrus: no, i think maybe change the music. you know what i'm saying? they were way off -- their rhythm was way off. i've been to finland twice last year they party a lot, i was throughout with snoop and they have big concerts and dance and stuff like that. actually pretty normal. she really didn't do anything wild, wasn't anything crazy other than the fact that someone really needs to teach them rhythm but other than that. >> greg: t.w., do you like her? >> t.w.: you know, she's young. she's awfully young to be leading a country and when you are a young leader you have a different standard that's set up for snow look at biden. >> t.w.: he's not a young leader but he wasn't dancing at a rave either. >> greg: he can barely walk >> kat: he doesn't wear pants at

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for. [cheers and applause] >> greg: kat, i am so excited about this. if this movie turns out to be boring then the creators have to be killed because the subject matter is so wrench in content >> kat: yeah, i think the subject matter's too rich in content. because how is it going to be more shocking than what we've already seen? >> greg: i know, i know >> kat: from the actual footage. of which there is so much. >> greg: they should weave in real footage with -- >> kat: yeah, it has to be a future length film at this point of all the stuff we've just seen him film himself doing. >> greg: that gives me an idea david. mind if i call you david? >> david: go ahead. >> greg: all right. so he -- it should be like a series. like he's like the anti james bond, right? he's always on the move doing stuff but it's all screwed up. it's like, it should be my son hunter almost like the borne

identity but it's all [bleep]. >> david: identity. he wakes up every morning like, who am i? where am i? you know [cheers and applause]. >> david: this movie, the highest paid guy in this movie was actually the guy who does stunts for the joe biden character. they were like, we need you to fall up the stairs three times. can you do -- the bike has to be totally stopped before -- before you go, the bike has to be dead stopped. you need precision, the best in the biz. >> greg: the bigger thing here, and i think this is a great trend here t.w. is you're actually seeing, breitbart is a conservative web site actually putting out a movie, breitbart used to say politics is downstream from culture now finally conservatives are participating in the culture. >> t.w.: that's so true. that's why this show is so

important. this show is so important of fighting back against the culture movement too. but the biggest part of hunter biden that concerns me, i know we make jokes and it is rich in content, there's no question. the problem is, though, i think this guy's a real national security threat. this is the son of the president of the united states, and what the movie should be renamed is the ultimate liberal privilege, because that's what he's experiencing. nobody gets privilege like hunter biden. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i don't think he's liberal either. i mean, he's liberal with his cocaine, but -- i don't know. anyway. we should move on. i'm going to watch it. i'm going to have a viewing party. >> t.w.: no kids allowed. >> greg: population one. up next, this week's leftover gags straight from our zip lock bag.

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large out-of-state corporations have set their sights on california. they've written prop 27, to allow online sports betting. they tell us it will fund programs for the homeless. but read prop 27's fine print. 90% of profits go to out-of-state corporations, leaving almost nothing for the homeless. no real jobs are created here. but the promise between our state and our sovereign tribes would be broken forever. these out-of-state corporations don't care about california. but we do. stand with us.

>> greg' leftovers. mmm. >> greg: time once again for leftovers the segment where we show off my latest tapeworm. no, it's not. it's where we read the jokes we didn't use this week. some are good, some are bad but you never knowing in you dig right in. as always, this is the first time i'll be reading these so

here we go. since last year new york city has seen a nearly 40% increase in major crimes like grand larceny, assaults and robbery. or as da alvin bragg calls them, pranks. >> after losing her wyoming congressional seat liz cheyney compared herself to abe lincoln. and that's true in that the country needs her like a hole in the head. >> whoa [cheers and applause] >> greg: score. cheyney's first mistake was following her father's advice. listen to your heart. >> tyrus: oh, dam. >> greg: that was, that was good >> cheyney did say, however, that she's still considering a run for president, which makes about as much sense as oj simpson opening a battered women's shelter. a recent article in the atlantic

suggested radical catholics were weaponizing rosary beads. claims that were disputed in the latest issue of nuns and ammo. >> david: got to have a graphic for that one. >> greg: yeah. pretty confident on that one, huh? during a recent interview, long time political consultant sam caravel said a majority of republicans are stupid evil rapists. and then he got on his ship and returned to mars. >> san francisco considering filling the city with $20,000 trash cans designed to comb homeless from rummaging through them. if successful they'll try to build a trash can big enough to build a walgreens. that's really good. you have to think about it. >> i like it. >> greg: a new study finds women have raised their dating standards creating a glut of lonely single men. mathematically there should be

hey glut of lonely single women, but fortunately they can't do math. >> oh. >> a sexist would say. >> we have to get rid of that sexist who's on our staff [laughter]. >> tyrus: whose last name's temp. >> greg: the eyed-potato says hot weather will mean price hikes in this year's potato crops. the good news, brian stelter's never been more in demand. looks like a potato. you have kansas week in cnn's to cut costs and carbohydrates. with seltzer gone the question is, who will they find to fill seat? after 13 years as host he left quite an impression. mostly in the form of dented

cushions. the network said stelter will make an excellent anchor somewhere else, possibly for a cruise ship or a tug of war team. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i want to remind everybody, this guy had been trying to get fox news entirely cancelled, the entire network cancelled, so i don't give a [bleep] if you find weight [cheers and applause] >> greg: speaking of cnn, two years after exposing himself to co-workers on a zoom call legal analyst jeffrey toobin has left the network. he says he doesn't care about the lost wages, but will miss the exposure. [laughter] >> greg: and finally miller high life has created a i knew novelty ice cream called dive bar. the flavor combines beer with peanut swirled tobacco smoke

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