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unfortunately, the grand things french tourists will find in l.a. are prices and crime. that's a good after should have bought that sweatshirt. that's it for tonight. i'm jason chaffetz in for laura ingraham. thanks for watching this special edition of the anger angle. for more , go to jaeson in the house .com that you can find all kinds of things thanks to laura gutfeld is up next. they have love. you will never feel happy. friday my friday friends, i look great. tonight's monologue is about priorities, the media's priorities, the government's priorities. like there's any difference there and your priorities which
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don't matter to them. here's a fun story about new york . a knocks out a diner and an unprovoked attack, leaving him in a coma with a fractured skull. i told it was fun. the attacker recently got out of prison for a . i know he's probably a victim of the system. and by system i mean what we used to call law and order. so where is he now? well, after his charge for attempted murder was downgraded to a misdemeanor, he's out on no cash bail because trying to kill someone isn't that much different these days than loitering. and now he's free to beat and again. so, audience, have fun walking back to your cars because keeping him behind bars would have made him the victim and that's his job. making victims. so were we told that bail reform is only for nonviolent felonies, but it's a bait and switch, like when i order
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steak medium well and the waiter punches me in the face instead of once again the politicians left wing divas and judges play russian roulette with law abiding citizens. and every time they have something like bail reform, it's like they're adding another bullet to the chamber of a gun pointed at your head. to them, the city is just an experimental aquarium. so what's a few piranhas as they hide in that castle? in the corner? so this fiend is out. it's like the d.a.'s are saying, hey, you got down pretty well, but you still need to work on your murdering skills. so get out there. don't come back until you get it right. you think mayor eric adams would be all over this, but does more lip service than pelosi's plastic surgeon? here's what he's up to me guys.
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that it was all in the so he dressed up as a construction worker to destroy roy and outdoor dining shed. so first he was a cop. now he's a construction worker. anybody seeing a pattern here? i think we've got a one man village people going on . so he took down the shed because people were in them. fair enough. but if the mayor went around smashing everything that's been on in new york , there wouldn't be a thing left standing, including donna. what do you mean? i don't get it? i don't get now let's perps are
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disguising themselves as shed's. i question adam's priorities like brian stelter, cholesterol . this is not his biggest problem right now. people are being attacked and murdered. >> nero may fiddles, but eric hammering and what's the governor of new york doing ? she announced that she signed a bill replacing the word salesman with sales person. this to help women in the workplace. yes, some help. she's a real leah thomas. is up 10% and she's replacing man with person. this is really her priority, you know, 911. what's your emergency? i just assaulted by a salesman. >> you mean sales person? don't you? i'll send a squad car , but not for him, man. for you. someone should remind the governor that while jobs may not have genders, victims of violent crime do.
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a lot of them are women. so whether it's sales man or sales person, new yorkers shouldn't be buying the fauci selling. this is the same idiot, by the way, who replaced the word inmate with incarcerated person . that helps find i'd love to call violent criminals incarcerated persons, but none of them are incarcerated anymore. >> i , i , i'd say the inmates are running the asylum, but i can't say inmates anymore. i don't want to get canceled. and i tell people to file a complaint with the government. but what good would that do? hi . so my sister and i were attacked the subway mistake did nothing. sounds good here. have your next of kin fill out the form, find a notarized please include two copies of your original birth certificate, vaccination card and any coupons. i want to supervisor.
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yes, well there's a form for that. and they did this and the thank you. and here to fill out at least for now, you're good. we took care of it, okay. and done. you use ink. i can't accept those are to fill out a mishandled form form. let me see if i can grab that. and once i get back , can i submit all this at once? sure. that could be up for an emmy, not you. >> but this is all fakery. pointless virtue signaling while cities crumble. it's a disease afflicting this entire country thanks to a fake news media which decides what's important and what's not.
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few stories are more relevant than blood loss, but now it's all things trump and i get it. he wrote mean tweets that kept you up at night. the last i checked, he isn't roaming the streets killing people like ms 13 gang members he once called animals, which upset pelosi to no end. remember that none of those perhaps were orange . so as businesses closed, those businesses closed and people leave cities for the same reason they leave cats partment crime and decay. the media is focused on real brutality like tax evasion, which is cfo of the trump organization pleaded guilty for and surely the charge had absolutely nothing to do association with trump. but the seventy five year old dude, he's going to rikers island. the prison well attempted murderers roam free . and why? because our media only cares about stuff that has a smell of
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trump on it, including melania's clothes. apparently it's all right. knock it off. literally you don't rate. the news media knows trump hates pays the bills, not stories that actually affect your lives. besides the punishment spectrum, it's the thugs who are oppressed and you who's the oppressor. that is , until these left wing leaders feel the real life experience of actual crime, they're not going to care. gov abbott sent migrants to liberal cities so they could feel the consequences of their policies starting to do that with thuggery. i'd love to send a freed violent felons to the burbs of the judge, the d.a. who freed him. , i'll pay for the uber. but of course i can't do this because if something happened to the judge or the soros funded visa, i'd be an accessory. and that's my point. i'd be just like the judges, the days when every time one of these mutts, they they let
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loose again hurt somebody else. they're accessories to it's a shame they don't get the credit, says radarscope break with his comedy. well, think you want to slash your wrists, wendon razor dundrum, owner and comedian david denslow. he's my favorite shannen gop u.s. senate candidate from oklahoma, t.w. shannon. her two least favorite words are laugh and call the and finally he has to play monopoly with real house is my math sidekick in the nwa world
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champion. >> welcome to the show, david . it's been a while. it has been. thanks for having me back . oh, my pleasure. my pleasure. wasn't my choice but well we always do what we can when somebody good drops out and we need to find a replacement nearby. right. and you. because you work at that live down the street. yeah. come no problem. yeah, exactly. stand out in front of the audience waiting in line, hoping you get recognized. yeah. come on guys. one bright spot is crime impacting your razor business. oh that's a good question though greg, because we are america's largest american made razor. you know, everything's done here in the country, but we fortunately we haven't been impacted that way.
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yeah, i live in new york . the thing about crime is why can't they ? it'd be one thing if the rents went down with it, but the rent keeps going up. yeah, you know, can we get the i mean, i don't i wouldn't mind the crime if i could get the rent lower. right. you know what i mean. yeah. you think the risk you take the risk for the cheaper payment. however the rents go up because people stay more in their house. so they're willing to pay more . i'm just saying you could push me in the subway tracks if i could afford unit washer dryer. so i'd want to still go to the laundromat. no, come on . that's a joke. you're a . you know, you do you get the impression that there's no going back in the sense that somehow once you accept a certain level of degradation, people lying on the streets passed out recidivism out of control, that it's kind of like
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how do you get the genie back in the bottle? yeah, well, i think the first thing you got to realize, greg, this is not barhopping circumstance is not just gross negligence and incompetence. i think this is a deliberate effort to undermine the republican liberal agenda is pretty clear . they want they're against police. they're against the idea of guns and they're certainly against, you know, securing our border. we need to secure our border. we've got way too much crime. we had enough chinese fentanyl coming to this country to kill every american seven times. but t.w. that sounds well dandy for maybe fox and friends. >> but you know, liberals have kids, liberals go to work, liberals get mugged, but they're not mugged by reality. yet, but they don't live. remember the democrat party, what it's become and it's become a party of rich liberals and a few poor people that they require to stay poor so that they can stay rich. i mean, the truth is this party has lost it's gone off the rails a long time ago and the only way we get back is getting back to the things that make this country great.
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and it's really about the constitution. it's about capitalism. it's about christian . i would take most of the country. i would take more i think more cops do. yeah, but that's constitutional . i say what's going on over there? tara chillin. gutfeld yeah. oh, man. my boy, the mayor, he's playing bass, but the brother might want to get a steak in there after the board. the board wasn't even nails. i remember when he was running, i was like, man, i can get behind this dude. i don't care what his politics are because he's tough. yeah, and i might one time or another maybe involved in simulated combat wrestling for you layperson's. we would call that a blown spot. i mean, he had all the accouterments, which is something that only the elitists who he had to have the new helmet, he had to have
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had the matching outfits. he had to have the finest hammer and until he swung the hammer and realized this is heavy. so what what he did was he cut and then the real construction workers came in and set up the wall for him so he could do his plant based swing and knock over the wall, causing all of us to go . what was that as an example of what is wrong? it's the same thing when they keep changing the name. so you know what? calling somebody a white supremacist or racist is fair. we're going to call them one race enthusiast now. yeah, everyone's included. but this is this is the issue there. they focus on the wrong things and they think we don't see so big brother get a steak. i think in steak he's jim tough ,right? you could tell he's like he's the guy who does the curls
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. but when it comes to the free weights, he's got to go stretch out, even know if that means, you know, kat, are you relieved to know that sales man is now sales person has that or are you going to sleep better that much, much less frightening the potential of getting in? >> it's crazy. and i agree with you, david angello, that if the rent wasn't so bad but also the taxes weren't so high . yes. what are you paying for ? what am i paying for? i'll give you an example of what i'm paying for. they just opened the park by my apartment. the city opened the park. guess how many times we went before we saw a bomb taking a dump in the bushes. one first. yes. and there's a public bathroom right there. he wanted to do that. yeah. and i just i wouldn't mind, you know, if i'm going to be paying this much, i want to live somewhere where more people use
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toilets more often. yes. no sanctuary for public purpose. i think we should have declared neighborhood sanctuary city for toilets. if you want to use the toilet, you can. this neighborhood you know, i know a lot of people maybe not from here, but when you you can walk outside right now, there are people passed out in front on 6th avenue. there is a guy, a guy who burned down our christmas tree. remember that? he's outside. yeah, i got a picture on my phone. i'm going to tell you where he is . but this is insane arsonist's. ask this person, this person before we go a huge unknown rap music. i'm off next week, but we've got an amazing lineup of guest host cats going to be doing it monday, piris on tuesday.
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we couldn't find anybody on wednesday. brian kilmeade, then dana perino. and then on friday we got eggs taking a day off from repopulating the earth. yeah, tickets are still available. go to fox news .com slash gutfeld for more info. up next, tonya angad lefty nag's by selling close by three hundred compared to the 100% 892 de today and swing by .
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eight hundred nine zero one five nine nine seven . do the new duds from yeezy make you feel queasy? kanye is back and won't sell off the rack. kanye west, a pop singer,
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teamed up with dap on his clothing line and he's selling out of what looks like trash bags. it's a bold move to learn jimmy failla away from the dumpsters outside the salvation army. but they're not trash bags. they're really large construction bags. the logical choice for displaying apparel or hiding the body of someone whose name sounds like pete davidson. people got mad because they didn't want to have to rifle through them. they're worried they'll find discarded cnn employee. yeah, but my co-host on the five, they weren't fans. it could be an art installation like this. you should be like getting on sale items. you go to the bin to get the 50% off stuff and here i mean, these patrons are going to you think i want to go through that bag and get some of that stuff? i'd rather go to a discount store and buy something.
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i mean, to me, they both use they look dirty. you tell them, judge, i make a joke, but you beat the out of me. >> i'm not joking. anyway, wsp spoke with our very own eric shawn to set the record straight. apparently god told him to talk to fox and he wanted to talk about that. i want to talk about god . i want to talk about god's plan for us . if there is a call in this morning for god to wake me up and bring me to do this interview and i'm not doing interviews and just talk about the breakthroughs that we're having. so god tells him to talk to fox and he picks eric shawn, what the ? god , god , god .
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please be specific. the next time you tell tonya to talk to fox, please engage or jane fonda to talk to the shortest fox and as soon as you get it from. fair enough. honest mistake. he is shorter than me. meanwhile, some progressive idiots claim the aca was mocking the homeless. we reached out to a homeless man for comment. but brian delta's email got shut off. but does he understand that some people felt that putting clothes in bags is insensitive perhaps to homeless other people? >> look, man, i'm an innovator and i'm not here to sit up and apologize about my ideas. i'm up here literally working on homeless shelters.
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there's documentation of it where the city came and tore down my creations while i was doing it. so no one can tell i'm insensitive when that stuff that i think about every single day and actually have put my mind and innovation to you're going to make the other innovators less brave. we're not going to want to step out on the limb and do anything that's exciting or do anything that changes anything. but that's what we're here to do. we're here to step out on a limb and change the world. and once the bag runs out of clothes, homeless people can live their airable. the moral of the story, if you want clothes that remind you of an old bag shop from the joy data-collection shopping. all right. t.w. i happen i happen to agree with everything he says a because he has been pushing
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for these affordable homeless places that like he actually puts his money where his mouth is trying to develop a community for homeless people. and i thought this was pretty clever because it makes everybody look like they're going through garbage for the best part about on the day that i appreciate about him is he's not you know, he doesn't double speak, right. he is a capitalist. he's not like the rest of hollywood who actually enjoy the fruits of capitalism but then preaches socialism. the guy he does put his money where his mouth is . but the truth is , have you seen the prices of his clothes ? you can't afford cognacs clothing line unless you are making two or three hundred thousand dollars a year. so it's certainly not a clothing line for the homeless. but again, i think konya, you know, he's doubled down on his faith, which i appreciate. i always appreciate a guy who's upfront about his faith, but i think he's come under a double standard because of that. and the left is really gone after him like no other rapper because there's a lot of other rappers and a lot worse things in kanye west who actually is putting his money where his mouth is . he's the best homeless,
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i thought, but they don't bother him at all. he's a rapper. yeah, i know idea. yeah. you know, tyrus is an innovator. he's an individual. we need more innovators in individual. yeah. i mean, i agree with him. you know, brother's weird but weird. good. i mean, yeah, i would probably not want to sit down and have a conversation with him in the morning. i want to get a meal of food in first and then afterwards. but he is right, he's an innovator and let's look at the way things are right now in stores. how much more convenient for the thieves if the stuff's already bagged for him? i'm they got to break the glass. they got to break the cash register. it's packed up, ready to go . they can just grab it and go to the store. do you think this was a way to combat that, though? i think what the brother was trying to do was make the elite when they're digging through the bags, think about how much this and maybe don't be such
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an elitist about things. but again, they came back with this would be so they're singing for a homeless person. i think they got bigger things on their plate than how you put clothes in a department store like all the stuff they got going on . it's cold. there's no place. there's people assaulting them. drugs in the street, fentanyl. but as they're pushing their cart and those closer, i will not stand for this. there's so much i will take. yes, this virtue signaling does. like i said, i think it's good to have to dig through that bag to try to find there extra extra small and there hey, extra ecstasy's, you know, but they're my friend and they want to skin you. i haven't seen it yet. you still at the gap? no. i mean i don't really shop at the internet. i don't know. i don't think anybody's actually outraged by this. so of course, a lot of people like to say that they are. but i think if you put
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some sort of outrage detector on people, why they're writing these tweets saying this is horrible, i think that their heart rate wouldn't change at all. yeah, homelessness homelessness is bad. that's not like a spicy take. yeah. and i highly doubt the guy that was taking a dump in the bushes really cares that much how the gap displays his clothes got bigger problems, but you know, big bag stuff to wipe your with . oh and i don't agree on that. he brought his own toilet paper and he left it behind. you know, the more i look at garfield, you could fit a body in there wouldn't be great. we haven't seen pete davidson in a while and david, what do you stand on this as an official of hip-hop culture? well, i do love gunya. i mean and also as someone who works in the consumer goods in and i can't tell you how many times people said i was crazy trying to manufacture an all metal razor
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here in the united and i think you could be using the show with shark tank. so yeah. so here's a dose. here's the thing. i like what you're doing. i think are really i think you're a really interesting guy ,but this is not my space, so i think i'm out. okay, thank the worst the shark tank when robert wants in on the deal. robert , i don't the thing with the nice thing about the gap thing is if you work at the gap. yeah. you don't want to fold those things. yeah. he's doing a service to the working class. exactly. no more folding over there. yeah, that's a good thing. he really is the best. yeah. he's like he's the guy he's a billionaire. he's the best musician in twenty years. he has a shoe line that's like the best, most successful shoe line and it's like he has to do
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to prove he's not an idiot. and what he's doing we we're in an era of very unique innovation. we have the elon musk's and we have the kanye west. and i wouldn't put basso's up there because amazon is changing everything. this is a very interesting time. but it's not groups. it's not government. it's individuals that are doing it. this is not the government changing the world. it's people. that's the message you have to remember because the government is not helping with homelessness. it's not helping with crime. it's not helping with drug addiction. you've got to look to these people for housing and for fashion. up next, she leaves finland's majority and parties like she's in a sorority. your personal information gets exposed so much in to museum every day. activities like online shopping, banking and even data breaches may exposure information is dangerously easy to have your identity stripped . no wonder there's a new victim every three seconds someone's stolen information trying to
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here's that tape. helsinki more like . yeah, sinkin. our president would never do that, mostly because the video wouldn't be the only thing that leaked another video, another new video leaked showing her bumping and grinding with a mystery man at a club. european doesn't see europe hasn't seen that kind of decadence since angela merkel shredded her lederhosen and october fat. oh, was hard to say, but maren was just thirty six years old, is defending herself saying, quote, i have not used drugs myself or any other anything other than alcohol. i've danced, sung and partied and done perfectly legal
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things. nice try. we didn't buy that from shannon bream and we're not buying it from you. yeah to be fair most of the criticism came from those outside of her party, not just politically, but also people who weren't cool enough to be invited to rage with her. what's she doing running a country? shouldn't she be home in the kitchen whipping up a fresh batch of reindeer meat? oh, intersects this with of course, americans would never tolerate video of our leader doing drugs, boozing it up and getting frisky. we say that for a son. can you see? thank you. do you see anything wrong with this? these videos? absolutely not. no, cause there's nothing wrong with partying. if you can party and handle it. and there's actually ironclad proof in this video that she can handle it, that i can't believe nobody's been talking
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about what she's wearing white pants. wow. and there's no stains on them at all. presidential. i don't even trust that. absolutely. i don't even trust myself to like eat once wearing white clothes because i'm going to get stuff all over it. she's going to a party. she's been with her wife. not a stand up. she's doing great. it's impressive. i'm impressed. she's amazing. yes. i didn't even know beanland had a prime minister. i never heard of him weaponizes. i didn't fiddlehead rage. yes. not just raves, but it vins i don't know the people from finland. ah, it's called finland because they have finns just never see. all right, we get it. all right. what? well, you know, this would never happen in america because our elites party on private islands, you know, and they don't allow cameras in the near the altar of beelzebubs. i don't even think that work.
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i don't think you can even capture electronically what is going on in these these events. yeah. so that's kind of nice. yeah. oh, a little taste of the millennial future. you know, they're going to have parties. yeah, exactly. i wouldn't mind having more young leaders kairosoft. no i mean i could maybe change the music. yeah no i'm saying i wouldn't it was like the rhythm was way off and i guess they was just not benefit you know twice last year and they, they party a lot out there and i was out there with snoop and they had big concerts and they dance and they do stuff that's actually pretty normal. it's what they they do. she didn't really do anything wild. it wasn't anything like crazy other than the fact that some of these really teach them rhythm. but other than that, i mean, if he is going do you like her? you know, she's a young, she's young. she's awfully young to be leading a country. when you are young leader, you have a different standard that set up for you. look at biden. well, he's not a young leader, but he wasn't dancing at a rave either. well, he you know, he could barely walk. he doesn't wear pants at all.
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i am so excited about this. if this movie turns out to be boring, then its creators have to be killed because the subject matter is so rich in content. yeah, i think the subject matter is too rich and content because how is it going to be more shocking than what we've already. i know from the actual footage of which there is so much that they should weave in the footage with regard to be feature film at this point of all this stuff, we've just seen him film himself. it just gives me an idea. it gives me an idea. david , you mind if i call you david ? go ahead. go ahead. all right. so he it should be like a series like he's like the anti james bond, right. he's always on the move doing stuff, but it's all screwed up . it's i think it should be my son hunter is almost the bourne identity, but it's all identity
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. he wakes up every morning like, who am i wearing my you know, this movie, the highest paid guy, the highest paid guy in this movie was actually the guy who does stunts the joe biden characters that like we need you to fall up the stairs three times. can you do the bike? has to be totally stopped before before you have that, i get to be dead. stop. okay, jokinen, you need precision. it's the best in the business. you the bigger thing here. i think this is a great trend here is that you're actually seeing breitbart is a conservative website actually putting out a movie. you know what breitbart used to say? politics is downstream from culture. so now finally conservatives are attacking or participating in the culture. no, that's so true.
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that's why this show is so important. it was a big part of fighting back against that culture movement, too. but the biggest part about hunter biden concerns me. i know we make a lot of jokes about it and i mean it is rich in content. there's no question. the problem, though, is i think this guy's a real national security threat. this is the son of the president of the united states and this is what the name is , what the movie should be renamed is the ultimate liberal privilege because that's his experience. and nobody gets privilege by talking about i don't think he's liberal either. >> i he's liberal with his cocaine. i don't know. anyway, we should move on . i'm going to watch him. i'm going have a viewing party. no kids, a population one . heck, this week's left over dad's straight from our ziploc bag. i'm mike huckabee, former governor of arkansas and i'm here with my wonderful wife of
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>> so here we go . since last year, new york city has seen a nearly 40% increase in major crimes like grand larceny, assault and robbery or as d.a. alvin brad calls them, pranks after losing her wyoming congressional seat , liz cheney modestly compared herself to abe lincoln, which is true and that the country needs her like a hole in the head for cheney's first mistake was following her father's advice. listen to your heart. oh, that. that was good. cheney did say, however, that he's still considering a run for president, which makes about as much sense as o.j. simpson opening a battered women's shelter. a recent article in
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