she wants to protect the home front. jon: imagine how scared the bear was. that's how fox report this saturday august 20, 2022. i am jon scott. thanks for watching. see you tomorrow. reg gutfeld is up next. ♪♪ ♪♪ [scattered applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah! yeah! [laughs] wow. happy wednesday! my goodness. i guess we should talk about liz cheney. the lady who puts the y in

wyoming, md "ing" in losing. she lost in a landslide to a trump backed candidate, harriet. she got creamed by 30 plus points. on the bright side, she is still more popular than monkeypox and she no longer has to pretend that she lives in wyoming. here's part of liz's concession speech. she really puts the liz in lizard. there is real stuff. >> two years ago i won this primary with 73% of the vote. i could easily have done the same again. the path was clear. but it would have required that i go along with president trump's lie about the 2020 election. it would have required that i enable his ongoing efforts to

unravel our democratic system and attacked the foundations of our republic. that was a path i could not and would not take. >> greg: that podium has more charm. i mean, she's really -- i didn't realize how boring she was until we started doing stories on her. it's all about a threat to democracy. you know, maybe someone should tell liz she was voted out. that's democracy. [scattered applause] but i wonder. -- but i wonder, will she compare herself to the great and original champion of our party, abraham lincoln? >> the great and original champion of our party, abraham lincoln, was defeated in elections for the senate and the house before he won the most important election of all. lincoln ultimately prevailed. he saved our union, and he defined our obligation as

americans for all of history. >> greg: just the ego on this lady -- who does she think she is? [scattered laughter] [scattered applause] funny because it's true. but liz and abe do have one thing in common, their love for theater did them in. talk about a drama queen. she then compared all of this to the civil war. you know, i wonder if she will continue this battle. >> i am absolutely going to continue this battle. i think it's the most important thing i've been involved in and i think it's certainly the most important thing -- challenge that our nation has faced in recent history and maybe since the civil war. and it's one that we must win.

>> greg: whatever you say, general lee. [scattered laughter] you ain't even sara lee. she sees herself as ulysses s. grant but she never will be, her mustache just isn't thick enough. i said it isn't! i said it isn't! but let's just hope if she is ever a wartime president her troops have better aim than her father. be 20 [scattered applause]he shot somf you don't know. but man, even her metaphors -- her metaphors are linked to war. she sure seems obsessed with it. did someone sink a battleship when she was a kid? you know, there's nothing stopping you from moving to ukraine, liz. but will she run for president? i bet that the decision she's going to make in the coming months. >> that's a decision i'm going to make in the coming months and i'm not going to make any announcements or this morning

but it is something that i'm thinking about. if >> greg: if she wins it will be the first time in u.s. history that a father and daughter both held office as president. how delusional is she? she is a republican and republicans hate her more than they hate children. [scattered laughter] i guess losing an election in a state that has 82 people in it and 79 of them are republicans would be a sign to anybody in the g.o.p. that they should seek the presidency. she have better luck opening a trump gift shop at mar-a-lago. that would be great. but she's not listening to the electorate. she's listening to the media, who are egging her on. again, exploiting her trumped arrangement. they actually convinced her to lose, which is easy when you carry a personal, emotional vendetta. cheney hates trump because he had no use for her or her wars.

he viewed such endeavors as a waste of blood and treasure. and you can argue both sides, but history seems to back trump. if the iraq war was a disaster based on a big lie i'm a afghanistan, like the skin on pelosi's face, stretched beyond its purpose. [scattered applause] terrible! no class, that's terrible! nation-building -- nation-building is a lot like dick cheney's heart. it doesn't work, and there's lots of surprise attacks. for the longest time, liz considered the cheney -- libs considered the cheney's evil. they made movies about them like "tootsie." the media considered a warmonger and she a chip off the old blocked artery. but then something happened. the left in the media found a villain more evil than warmongers. trump, whose not one. so democrats lavished liz with

praise. it was like she had faked a hate crime. i could review all the tweets from last night, from the fawning press, but this summarizes it best. ♪ ♪ ♪♪ all my instinct mumu ♪♪ >> greg: so even though liz was considered by the left to be a war criminal and trump, by comparison, a pacifist, he is somehow worse. politics makes strange bedfellows. but so does a trip to sandals with brian kilmeade. [scattered laughter] so now if you support sending others to useless wars you'd never fight in, you're a real hero long as you hate trump. but all those praising her, it's the same voice is made irrelevant when public sentiment left them behind. if they portray her as the selfless warrior battling orange hitler, but you see through that. you see through that, it's all personal buried january 6th show trial revealed that like a blind

guy playing poker, she showed her cards. this is not some principled stance, it's obsessive revenge. hell hath no fury like a cheney woman scorned and her dad will have to waterboard me to say otherwise. kind of looking forward to it. the fact is the voters chose trump, sensing the cheney's had their run. and they did. the voters also made quick work of jeb bush, george conway gobbling up cobbler. the party has changed. it's got more interesting, it's gotten more fun, more unpredictable. the way a fox news party does when kat shows up with a bottle of tequila and two friends she met on grindr. the republican party is no longer a bunch of millionaires getting rich off their families playing risk with other people's lives. today we see more keen on preserving the lives of those who pledged to defend this country. young americans shouldn't need five deferments to avoid fighting a useless war in another country. so maybe liz's loss is a win for

those who don't fit that bill, and that's not just donald trump. it might be you too. guess you could say we dodged a bullet. [scattered applause] let's welcome tonight's guests! she is so perky she could brew coffee without a pot, emily compagno! and nothing can stop him except a really strong magnet, retired marine corps bomb tech, johnny joey jones! [scattered applause] he knows how to draw a crowd on paper with cranberry writer and comedian joe devito! and she is the reason liquor stores have security cameras. fox news contributor kat timpf! [scattered applause] emily, don't you feel like

you're watching a personal vendetta being exercised in public and it's like the januars election is all about -- she says it's about the big lie, but the big lie is that she is denying it's actually her personal feelings. >> if like that movie "he's just not that into" where your girlfriend will not stop obsessing about how it actually would work out and it should be her and she is all that because every thing coming out of her mouth is so stale, so delusional. she reminds me frankly of a democrat where everything is about donald trump. she said the main priority was to defeat his election in the future. she's really parroting what we heard in 2016, and she said that she would have won in a landslide, that 30-point resound in defeat she enjoyed, she said it would have been overturned if she -- it would have been -- you know, she would have enjoyed the win if everyone had the same priorities she did. but the irony and the whole point is that she's not seeing the party as you described,

which is that it's diverse, it's fresh, and i think all you have to do is look what americans are doing. hispanics, african americans, are flocking to the republican party. independents are flocking to the g.o.p. so our students as well, because they have the same priorities that she doesn't, which is putting food on the table, inflation, the economy, crime. >> greg: but hers was about january 6 all the way. if she never said anything about anything else. >> zach lee. >> greg: joey, do you sense that this is a turning point -- they are turning it into the end of democracy, civil war, but really it's about putting back -- looking back at a party that changed and it has moved on. you are a veteran of wars obviously, what do you think of this? >> a couple of them actually that i'm a veteran off. the iraq war, the afghanistan war, and the war at walter reed, trying to get out of there alive. but no, seriously if you think about it, you brought up a good point. she said she would have won in a landslide if. guess what? somebody did win that election. in a landslide.

why did she win that election a landslide? she talked about people that people in wyoming care about. i don't know if there wyoming's -- people from wyoming. sheep -- it's not about trump. >> greg: with column -- like homies. you are my wyomies. it popped into my head. i thought i'd never be able to use that again. >> i teed that up for you, i sabotage myself. >> greg: i'm sorry, i interrupted. >> i step on landmines all the time. [laughter] >> greg: but in this case, i'm the one that cut you off. >> okay. >> greg: he started it! >> greg is just mad that i don't have legs and i'm still taller with them. [scattered applause]

and this is the problem with liz cheney. how long does it take us to care about something else? >> greg: it is so true! i don't think she ever laughs! right? she got -- it's really weird when you see people change and they can't see it themselves. i was like this -- in 2015 i was like -- but then if like -- you have to step out and go okay, i'm getting really emotional about something i shouldn't emotional about, and i think that's -- you see that with adam kinzinger coming see that with her. you see that with a lot of people. >> with him, going to lose that seat anyway, he grabbed a hold of whatever sale he thought would have wind in it but with her, she cannot understand and she is so mad that everyone else isn't mad about what she's met about. >> greg: exactly. exactly. so joe, do you think liz is a modern-day abe lincoln? >> yes. the main thing they have in common is that neither of them is going to be president anytime soon.

[scattered laughter] [scattered applause] and she had that awesome long podium. that was very -- i think it was her slogan, vote for me or my dad will shoot you in the face. it resonated. but it's amazing come you talk about the eagle. she loses by 30 points and thinks time to take this nationwide. it's insane. even a team that loses to the harlem globetrotters doesn't think it's time for bigger and better -- >> greg: time for the olympics. >> yeah. you're right, she is obsessed because she doesn't even understand her own party. the people who oppose this, they don't realize the ego is incredible, they say. well, why don't you vote for me, i'm awesome, can't you see that, you stupid, ignorant people? and if you have to think that if you lose, maybe you weren't that awesome. so people want something other than people who treat our government as their family business, and that's why she is

now out of business, hopefully forever. [scattered applause] >> greg: kat. i suppose you feel a bit vindicated over this. >> yeah. i mean, it's just so weird seeing somebody play murder -- everything she has she owes to war profiteering. and she had her dad doing ads for her about how he so proud of the truth and it's like because of the lives of her dad that she peddled herself, people died, people have ptsd, people are severely injured and she gets to be so brave because it's easy to be brave when you have millions and millions and millions of your daddy's blood money to fall back on. good riddance. >> some of us got a pretty good career out of it. [scattered applause] >> greg: for you, the military was just a jumping off point to the "gutfeld!" show. >> it was a very explosive stepping-stone.

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"the new york times" dropped a fawning piece about how great joe's looked in his signature frames since getting over covid for the tenth time. "it's the attitude as much as anything. he's not just wearing sunglasses now. he's wearing shades." that's right, they are shades, not sunglasses. just like it's an absorbent adult underlayer, and not depends. media thinks it's a style decision but we know better. he's wearing sunglasses in cases eyes fall out. [scattered applause] one fashion writer even compares them to tom cruise's top gun character maverick. as an almost pavlovian reaction to seeing the same classes on mr. biden. what better way really for anyone to suggest they are flying high. if you need to pause the tv to quickly vomit... it's cool, i can wait.

i don't have a watch, so i can't even pantomime that. but maybe they are right. hey, joe, throw those shades on forest, would you? [scattered laughter] maybe next time. but it's not just the fashion writer's crowing over joe. >> on the front page of all the papers this morning, the president signing this huge piece of legislation yesterday. >> and next ordinary motive or capping off what's been a remarkable run for the president and his party. >> this is a significant victory for biden's agenda and for his party. >> it's also a huge day for the country, for the planet, for joe biden, for the white house, for everyone. because today, president joe biden signed, well, the first, as insane as it is to say that, the first true climate bill in this country's history. >> greg: oh, it was a climate bill! see, i thought they agreed that

this was a bill about inflation. but when that was debunked they had to change its name. if the old bait and switch, like when biden's nurse put steroids in his putting. what say you, joe? >> yeah, man, i'm having a great summer. i feel like i just took down corn pop all over again. >> let's do this, man! [scattered laughter] ♪ ♪ [scattered applause] >> greg: kat, what is your take on just aviator sunglasses in general? i mean, aren't they just for aviators? what about people who just where aviator sunglasses? doesn't it -- isn't there something weird about that?

>> i suppose i haven't devoted that much time to thinking about it. this isn't going to work, because nobody believes joe biden as a superhero. and the more that i think about it -- i can't think of a single job that he actually could keep up with the demands of. like, could you imagine him as a cashier? >> greg: right, no. >> there's no teleprompter. you've got to a member to ask somebody if they want to make it a meal all by yourself, and then if they do you've got to remember to hand them the cup and make sure it's not one of those figment of your imagination cups. >> greg: that is true. he's kind of limited in his skills. isn't it sad how desperate the media is to find something to say about him that's positive? >> he's doing the job is made for, he's being a puppet. that's all he can do, i guess. about the sunglasses. nothing connects you to people that are struggling to put food on the table than to brand yourself with $250 sunglasses.

because -- you know, i got three sets of my own. no big deal. to compare him to a superhero is a superhero for what? the entitled? the vindictive? and oh, yeah, the radical. that's who he is the superhero four. there are soldiers and greens in kabul who could use a superhero. family living on the board who could use a superhero. there's a sailor rotting in jail in japan because he had altitude sickness, but he will be a superhero for the church of climate change. go on, joe, get it done. >> greg: his name could be diaper man. joe, how do you feel when you put your glasses on? do you feel less nerdy or more nerdy? >> i feel like what my superman must feel like when he goes back to being clark kent, the party is over. it is so funny watching him. if the iranians ever wanted to take him out, just give him a pair of glasses and a jacket and he'll be hanging like david

carotene if you leave him by himself. in such bad shape, and for them to say tom cruise -- he wiped out boarding an airplane, let alone flying one. he fell off a bicycle. so this is the superhero? the bar has been set very low for our super it -- marble is not it -- >> greg: you don't want to set a bar that low. >> it might be my fault because glasses did give me a career. [laughter] >> greg: what you make of this? >> this -- this [bleep] is the biggest illustration of what a joke media is and what a joke the said administration is to think that this would work. they had for that "new york times" article a consultant for veep who said he resurrected the aviators and people responded, the president is hoping for the same result. you think that 8 out of 10 americans the think negatively about the economy having inflation and their dollar in

the economy as the number one party -- do you think they care about his glasses? that they care about him wanting to emulate tom cruise? no, they care about, to your point, securing the border, food on the table, that they are listened to and heard. meanwhile, this administers and beefs up the irs because we have the enemy. the doj prioritizes prosecuting parents and the former president. what about the recidivists who are beating the elderly in the subway every day? all i see from this is this, that the priority is not me, it's not the average american, the ordinary american. this president does not see me because he's too busy wearing his $300 aviator sunglasses. >> greg: i guess you could say the media alyssa fighting through... rose-colored aviator glasses. [scattered laughter] my work is done here. kat, you finish the rest of the show. show. up

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[scattered laughter] is this cancel cultured dung making people hold their tongue? it seems unclaimed for fear of being shamed. a new survey, my favorite kind, found that american adults self silence likely because they're worried about being canceled. that is skewing our understanding about society really feels about hot button issues. for example, 60% of adults privately support parents having a bigger say in their kids education compared to 52% who would it publicly. some parents won't even speak up on behalf of their kids, and it's for fear of being ostracized. or getting tasered for asking where the star of the girls swing team wears a jockstrap. [scattered laughter] meanwhile, 59% publicly agree that masks were effective against covid but 47% agreed privately. but they all agreed that masks really help when you are

looting. when it comes to whether, 44% of democrats a publicly yes, but only 11% of them actually feel that way. you can't trust democrats. i never should have given jessica tarlov power of attorney. so like joy behar's afternoon bowl of crunch berries and ham it's a lot to digest. basically people say one thing in public and another in private, but your private beliefs are what matter because they indicate how you will vote, see 2016. we are seeing this play out in all sort of places. >> so how was your we can commit >> we had a great road trip. we listened to van halen. they are so much better with sammy hagar. >> are you talk about van halen? david lee roth is the best ex-mexico yeah, oh, man, best version of van halen by far. >> absolutely, totally. >> let's just text. >> yeah. big are you guys texting about

van halen? >> no. >> yeah you are, i see it right there. >> will anything float there? >> oh, my god! >> i'm sorry! be [scattered applause] >> greg: that was weird. >> i know, i have so much more hair now than i did in that video. >> greg: very, very weird. let's go -- joe, you claim to be a comedian and we are slowly finding out that was exaggerated. do you self censor yourself? >> here's what i do. what i'm talking to someone who's difficult, i follow the teachings of gandhi and ask will this conversation get me laid? >> greg: yeah. >> it is so strange that we are dealing in the culture where it's all bullies talking to you.

the whole culture has become that person who talks to you and they grab your arm while they're talking to you because they haven't learned the reason why they have to do this, because people are trying to get away from them. >> greg: i hate that! >> the thing to remember is what we see on social media, it's a very vocal, obnoxious minority creating and the media turns all this bad energy, but to extend the analogy, it's like instagram. you just see the vacation photos, you don't see the real person eating take-out in their underpants. it's not real world. just remember that. >> greg: you should get plates or bowls. >> i'm just standing over the sink. >> greg: putting take-out in your underpants back you know, emily, i realize your strategy is to talk so fast that nobody really what you're saying. >> you have to listen closely. i eat standing up also. but i will say this -- >> greg: wow. talk about a -- >> in my kitchen i meant. >> greg: you guys should hook up. >> what struck me about this is

the delta between what people -- i'm going to pretend i didn't hear that. between what people really felt and then what they said in public. so it was as much as 20 points difference. and that's why, to your point, that we think the world is so polarized, when really everyone is so much more in the middle, to your point, why we are going to see, come november, how people really feel. i was talking with a public school teacher in a very democratic city last weekend and he said that he felt pressured to wear a mask because it was optional and the principal did, and he said he basically realized probably every other person who wears a mask still every single day doesn't want to do it, but they all feel pressure because they don't want to be the first person that's like -- actually this sucks. >> greg: you've got to break the ice. and then people will follow you. joey, here is, let's say a daring question. you could probably get away with anything, correct? >> well, you know, i couldn't step on a bomb and get away with it.

[laughter] >> greg: i mean, you've earned the right to say whatever the hell you want. >> greg, listen, half the country would call me a baby killer before a hero and i'm a straight white male, i can't get away with anything. i say that in just because people are very gracious. i will say even sleep are nice to me. maybe because they want something from me. the problem here is truth is in the nuance of communication. when you're talking to someone that you know understands you, really understands you, family and friends, you will go out on branches and limbs of the medication because you don't have to qualify every little joke, every little thing you say because they know where you're coming from. the left learned there's no power in that. because that takes grace and understanding. there's a lot of power in taking one sentence of what you say and turning it into whatever they wanted to be to shame you or bully you or push you or control you. there are people, greg, that get paid to watch fox news, looking for one thing they can highlight. could you imagine to be so

miserable that your job is to watch something where you don't agree with what anybody says? that's where the power is, to try and bully and push. >> greg: i was wondered about that, that they have to sit there and do that and actually kind of enjoy knowing someone he has to do that for living. joey makes a good .1 of the things that is missing is the element of risk coming should be able to take chances with your language. it should be able to cross the line, which you do with your friends but then you find it at work that you crossed the line, and then you're in trouble. what do you see? or any substance to this? >> it's the most obvious thing ever because it can just feel easier to be like okay, yeah, whatever. then you don't have to have anybody yell at you. it just sucks to have everybody yelling at you all the time, to feel bad, and then just to yell at you again, you feel bad again. you just want to just not talk, but you're actually hurting yourself in the long run because you're helping to build up this

standard of speech that you and nobody even agrees with. just like people want to stay silent to avoid getting yelled at, sometimes people are yelling at you because it makes them feel superior buried >> greg: that's right. >> it sure is buried >> greg: it sure is. and that's why we should kill them. with kindness. >> that's right. >> greg: and a knife. a knife made of joy. and then we will strangle them with a rope made of pleasure. >> ew. >> greg: coming

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years. it's actually 25, but that sounded better. one hollywood graced us with movies like "booty call," and "speed 2 postcode, and "vegas vacation," which combined to form the hunter biden story. i would watch the hell out of that. of course, leaving the number one late-night host and outspoken champion for family values has played a role in this minder welcome, america. the box office in general is also down in 2019 but like drinking boxed wine all day you can't keep blaming that on covid. every movie that's gross more than 100 million in 2022 has been pg-13 except for one rated r and two rated pg. obviously could be the people are going to movies as families, and you can't do that with r rated movies and less you are in my family. for my tenth birthday my dad took me to see "nine and a half weeks." i didn't mind except when he made me hold the popcorn.

>> oh, my god. >> greg: [laughs] that made me happy writing that one, joey. joey, what your take on this. how old are you? >> 36. >> greg: did you ever go to r rated movies in the theater? that's how you look that -- learned that women looked different. >> you grow up fast where i'm from. >> greg: you guys have animals around. >> our teen pregnancy rate is pretty high. when i read this, there are pg-13 rated films now that would have been r rated films then because society has changed a little bit, but you know, i don't watch shows that i can't watch with my kids because if i have that much time my kids are involved. i don't know if it's necessarily a bad thing. i just think over movies that are successful just kind of suck more than the other movies. at less than the ratings, it's more about this kind of vanilla

throw a blanket over everybody. that's why your big marvel movies by the ones that make the most money because pretty much anybody can sit there and because i entertained for two hours. >> greg: what you're saying is don't have children. okay. >> that is not what i'm saying. >> greg: joe, it's kind of interesting -- you're close to my age, right? low 40s? >> yes. >> greg: i you the same way with our movies, something you kind of wanted to see and you try to get into because you knew you might see something that you could see in real life. >> we would see a movie like porky's and think that's exactly how my life is going to be in a couple years. that's where i'm headed. the movies don't have the same experience now because it used to be you are all together sharing this moment and now you're going and you're sitting there and people are talking on their phones and smoking weed and not offering any. why pay all that $14 for a box of note does sit in a chair that's been farted for million

times? you can do something fun for the whole family, stay home and watch my queen comedy special available on youtube. [scattered applause] >> greg: emily, i feel like the idea of what is considered dangerous now, there might be smoking. they have these -- there might be intense situations, suggestions of violence. when we watch movies in the old days, we saw people getting their brains bashed in, and that was g films. >> we did? >> greg: i did! g stands for greg. >> i hear what you're saying. i feel like -- i just miss growing up the slumber party effect, which if you like it now equivalent to the whole netflix and chill thing. everyone can bring all or millions of kids and go to the theater and watch their generated whatever and those of us at home like we did any of us to be 80s would go to the r rated section of that five-star video and bring home the seventh

sign and mike burnham street, all the fun stuff we would watch and that's equivalent to now send in a movie night that we all do at each other's apartments where we stream and r rated horror film. >> greg: i love the little -- i love the mom-and-pop, vhs stores where they have the little curtain. and you wait and see if there's anybody given the curtain before you pull the curtain back. you close the curtain and then you just like -- you wouldn't have to rent it after that. >> we had the western doors. >> greg: the western doors! the western doors! where's the porn? show me the porn! and then you see her math teacher and it's like get out. or you have a hot day. >> we had to do the squiggly line where you turn it over and every now squiggly line, -- >> greg: cinemax back in the old days. we're just reminiscing. before you were born. >> i'm happy for you guys.

>> greg: was the last time you went to the movies, can you relate to this? >> the movies, just let them easement parks are places where teens go to touch each other. as no other reason to go. everything is better at home and less you are 18 and your parents are around, it's not as easy to do hand stuff. >> except for the sound system. top gun was amazing in the theater, obviously. >> greg: yeah, yeah, whatever. all right, got to go. all right, got to go. up next, our relationshipsps

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every example he cited was wild of hollywood. he was citing harrison ford and calista -- like, are they still alive? citing george clooney and alec baldwin. literally seems like he was stuck in the '90s. >> greg: he cites alec baldwin, the guy who is really done well in this. he just killed somebody! kat, your husband is 75. and you guys look so good together. >> no. thankfully my husband thinks it is superhot to date old women because he's only two years older than me, which means -- in woman years i've actually like 15 years older than he is. yeah, because women, they actually die after men, but we age faster in the eyes of society. that's how you know sexism is not real. >> greg: i agree with that. joey. >> listen, my sister has done a case study on this. she's been married a handful of times.

i go to every other wedding. [laughter] that's the agreement we have. and her last husband was 11 years younger than her and her current husband is about ten or 11 years older than her and i can tell you, those two marriages juxtaposed to each other separated by a couple of days... [laughter] the older man really -- i like him a lot. i'm really hoping he sticks around. because it really does work. think part of it is women mature faster. >> greg: true. >> i think that's part of it but it really just depends on where the age gap is. if you are jerry seinfeld or dane cook and you're dating 16-year-old, that's a little bit different. but when you're in your 40s and 50s i think it works really well. >> greg: what you think i'm a joke? you are almost 80. >> yeah, yeah. >> greg: you don't have much choice in this, older women are dead. >> when i meet a younger woman, the first thing i look and i think 10-15 years, because that's what i'm facing if i

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