tv Gutfeld FOX News August 22, 2022 8:00pm-9:00pm PDT
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okay. none of that makes any sense. i wonder why he's not coming on the angle. must have had other things going on like, i don't know, cover shoots, in style people. did he have his annie moment? yes he did. that's it for us tonight don't forget set your dvr always stay connected with us. it's fun. america now and forever. gutfeld next. ♪♪ [cheers and applause] ♪♪ >> kat: hey, guys. welcome to timpf! all right. so in the wake of the mar-a-lago raid we've started hearing conservatives express concerns that federal law enforcement has too much power. it's as shocking as finding out
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that an environmental leader did not fly private to a climate summit. but it's an issue some of us have been trying to warn other people around for years. also mike pompeo who's very responsible for constitutional to the nsa. >> which i'm for. >> kat: which i'm not for. government also doesn't have any business spying on me unconstitutionally. >> nobody's spying on you. >> kat: they are, though. i could use this time to brag about how i was right or about how i keep getting better looking as i get older. but -- i do. but i'm not going to do that because i think there's something more important to take from all of this and it's something that we're not talking enough about. so far so much of the conversation about the raid has been this argument about whether or not it was politically
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motivated or an abuse of power. so democrats, they say that it wasn't and that it's wrong to doubt the fbi. the public can say that it was and that it's wrong to trust them. vin diesel says, hey, remember me? vin diesel? and me, i feel like i'm the only one noticing that people's opinions about whether or not the raid was politically motivated seemed to be politically motivated, too. but they shouldn't be. all of us should fear the possibility of any government agency abusing its power the way that julie banderas abuses an open bar. and to be clear, it's not about the individual members of federal law enforcement doing their jobs. it's about the laws that give government entities too much power. and what politicians can do about this is obvious. they should stop voting for laws that strengthen those powers. you don't want the feds to use their power politically then stop giving them the kind of
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power that makes that possible in the first place. after all a lot of the politicians who are pissed off about the power of the feds in the wake of the mar-a-lago raid are the same people who have voted to reauthorize the patriot act. a lot are the same people, in 2018, voted to extend section 702 of fisa which is this provision that led to the nsa sur veiling americans without warrant. and i'm against that kind of snooping, whether it's done by the government or those cameras greg puts in brian kilmeade's dressing room. and in 2018, some of us did have concerns. >> there's really no protection for americans in this. i understand that if you're a foreign contact you don't have constitutional rights. if you're someone talking to one of those people and you're wrapped up in it they don't have to get a warrant to get your information. also, the constitution says this isn't allowed. >> okay, judge. >> kat: it's not in the constitution. >> don't applaud her it's my show.
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it's my show. i said all or nothing you can pick a party. constitution, let's face it, overrated. >> kat: look, i can't turn this into an i told you so greatest hits show, because they won't let me. but that video shows a very smart girl. she knows to be concerned about giving the government powers that they might abuse. she knows that cats are better than dog because a cat will never perform a sniff search and rat you out to the fbi. but we can't all be cat people and it's honestly fine that you didn't realize the possible issues with some of these policies until now. these sorts of measures are always sold as being necessary to keep us safe and fear can be really effective. it's how i train my puppy. and my husband. so it's fine if you used to say that you weren't worried about surveillance because you didn't have anything to hide. fine if you only became concerned when, for example,
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federal law enforcement started using these sorts of measures to treat concerned parents as terrorists or people who appreciate the betsy ross flag as violent extremists. it's as long as you do realize it and you realize it for the right reason. you shouldn't be upset about abuses because they're happening to the people you agree with. you should be upset because they're happening. after all, there are legit may reasons to think the fbi has been abusing power regardless of what did or didn't happen with trump. there are so many examples of this they don't really generate the kind of attention that anything related to trump does. on the one hand i get it no one commands attention quite like trump. and i say that as someone who gets jealous when anyone says their dog is cute. like he's cute? i'm standing right here. but on the other hand, we really should be giving those other examples attention especially
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because since there's nothing politically polarized attached to them talking about them could maybe give us us something to crew night around in the fight to save our fourth amendment rights. for example the fbi raided private vault a private business in 2021. they went through the safe deposit boxes of customers who weren't suspected of any crime. the warrant explicitly stated that the fbi couldn't use the safe deposit boxes as a basis for a criminal investigation, search or seizure, but the feds wound up seizing and trying to forfeit 86 thousand in valuables anyway. new released documents say that's what they intended to do all along, limit to the warrant be damned. so like an overzealous colonoscopy, they went beyond the scope. [cheers and applause] >> kat: so i get that people are passionate about politics, but this should never outweigh the
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passion that we should all have for our rights regardless of the politics. it's been so wild to see the same democrats who have, in the past, been concerned about civil liberties violations committed by law enforcement to suddenly side with an organization just because it's now acting against the guy they hate. it's not right. also not right to only care about the possible abuses because they're suddenly against the guy you love. imagine that playing out on the street. [horn beeping] >> give me money. give me your money. >> wait, hold on a second dude we'll save you. real quick where are you on defunding the police. >> that policy has draw backs. >> how do you feel about legalized marine wanna. >> unlike this that's usually a victimless crime. >> all right comey. >> where are you on nato expansion. >> that's an excellent question with serious geopolitical ramifications and unintended consequences, a applying military consequence toss the
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border of russia, i just can't -- >> this guy can't make up his mind. >> kat: if you don't want federal law enforcement to be political the best way to show that would make sure your reactions to actions aren't political either. we should demand that politicians provide more than leadership service to get political points and treat the rest of us with liberties to the seriousness they deserve. if you're just seeing it now it's okay. but be sure not to forget it and call politicians to do something not for their party but for our company because greg doesn't take many vacations. the next time i can say i told you so might already be too late. >> period! >> kat: let's welcome tonight's guests. he's so british he named his biceps fish and chips. fox news contributor and associate editor of the
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spectator, douglas murray [cheers and applause]. >> kat: she takes more tough stances than a one legged pirate. fox business anchor dagen mcdowell. his jackets are so loud you'll need ear plugs. fox across america host jimmy failla. >> and when he cuts onions forecasters issue a flash flood warning. the nwa's world television champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> kat: all right. jimmy i don't know what you think about the fbi raid but i think you're a guy that definitely has an fbi federal body inspector t-shirt. >> jimmy: i remember the hats. >> kat: you had one. >> jimmy: i did before the call to hr. >> kat: yeah. what did you got? did you prepare any jokes. >> jimmy: of course. first of all i thought your monologue was amazing. >> kat: thank you [cheers and applause].
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>> jimmy: normally when you're filling in for the number one late night hosts you have big shoes to fill but in greg's case it was a size four so there wasn't really a lot of pressure. i love the title of the article that is fueling this discussion. the title of the article in the hill was how republicans came to distrust the fbi. yeah, they paid attention. you know what i'm saying? that's how we came to distrust the fbi. and there's just been such -- in the last few years like you said most of the trump stuff is what leaps off the page but this has always been their thing and that's what's so frustrating right now is we're in the moment where it lies brazenly political because they're raiding trump, we haven't seen any information in the affidavit as we've been yelling and screaming about, all we've seen is merrick garland come out and defend the fbi. what did he say he had his press conference. >> kat: he said the fbi ruled. >> jimmy: amazing. what he said was stop picking on the fbi and not trusting us.
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then they leaked a story to the washington post. which is like me saying stop calling me an alcoholic. if you meade me at the bar. >> kat: doug do you think any policies will change all these people are concerned about it? >> douglas: no, it's amazing. just saying maybe right now distrusting the fbi. more amazing to me is the left now seem to love the fbi. >> kat: yeah >> douglas: and if this is how you do it i have a couple of suggestions. can we arrange for the police to raid mar-a-lago and then for the southern border force to go to mar-a-lago because then they might be there as well. and we should fund them. >> kat: dagen has this been surprising to you, to hear republicans, some are saying defund the fbi or disbanned the fbi. >> dagen: first i want to clear something up. is this a show where i have to
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choose between you and greg? because i really, if it's a and b, i'll take c which is waxing my mustache on live tv. although you'll have to pluck the whiskers. i have completely gotten this wrong in the past. i was upset that apple wouldn't open, that iphone were the san bernardino terrorists. so at one point i was on the side of the fbi. but i had forgotten -- i blamed, i forgot the two most important things i learned in college. when the cops show up at your house when you're throwing a party. you never let them in, you go out on the porch. and then you hide -- >> kat:. >> kat: you hear that kids? >> dagen: right. and then you hide the bong behind the sofa so it's out of plain sight.
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so you never, ever -- why did i forget this? you never want law enforcement up in your personal business, whether it's federal, state, or local. >> kat: that's true. that's true. [cheers and applause] >> kat: i was a little lucky though because my dad was a libertarian and we had a school and i came home singing this school which was like officer friendly is my friend and he was like where did you learn that? ter they're not your friends. you ask for a lawyer. i was like i'm five. tyrus, what do you think? >> tyrus: well, you know, i get the inconvenience of being watched but as someone who's been watched his entire life, i kind of feel like welcome to the party. you know, it is alike, wherever i go, mommy look at that, it's always somebody looking, watching, every relationship, my marriage, watching, judging, looking, spying. every time i touch thing, dna samples here and there. so i get what mar-a-lago's going through and america's going through and i think as long as
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it's across the board, everyone just needs to stop. everyone needs to stay out of business. no more hacking phones and doing these things. that's up to us. we have to get politicians in there who are not just willing to -- if the side is watching the other side, i think the feeling is they're not watching us. because they weren't real happy when comey was in, he brought back the investigation into hillary. they didn't like the fbi then. they had to go away but now since they're going against the feared opponent they love us again. so we have to go back to those who will used to being watched constantly, we don't like it we learn to live with it. but as long as it's across the board. >> kat: i'll never learn to live with it. greg is off all week and tomorrow tyrus is guest hosting [cheers and applause] >> kat: we will have morgan, joe
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>> kat: the dollar's value is reducing which hurts people reproducing. you'll face financial hurdles if you're really fertile. thanks to soaring inflation it now costs $300,000 to raise a child. or $50 for an uber to drop one off at the fire department. i thought this was america. anyway, this is all according to figures from the brookings institution and published in the wall street journal which of
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course is owned by our parent company chuck e. cheese. they estimate that a married middle income couple with a kid born in 2015 would spend about 18 grand a year to raise the kid just through high school. that covers housing, food, clothes, healthcare and recreation but it only gets the kid through the age of 17 and does not include piano lessons dance lessons or bail. so if you want to send him to college, maybe don't. like why should the kid get to party on your dime for four years. i say use that money instead to throw some ragers of your own! [cheers and applause] >> kat: get drunk, throw up on the dog, spray-paint your neighbor's car. either way you might be glad you spent that hard-earned cash on yourself. although by the time they get to college, who knows where it will be anyway. an nbc news poll finds 74% have
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americans say the country's headed in the wrong direction and just 42% approve of the job president beside's doing. for contact even jimmy's hideous jacket polls at around 43%. so, mr. president, what gives? >> hey, i get it, i get it. you know, it's tough raising kids. it's expensive. i know that. but it pays off in the long run. yeah, like i did with hunter. he had a couple wild oats to sew but then i sent him over to that country. what is it called? burisma. he did okay for himself and threw a couple potatoes my way as well so that didn't hurt. so, you know, i'm playing the long game, man. i'm like that guy, what's his name? the guy who plays the long game? i don't know. i don't care. all that matters i'm the senator from the great state of delaware. i'm the vice-president.
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i'm the president. shut up. [cheers and applause] >> kat: oh, boy. jimmy, i've met your kids >> jimmy: the link man. >> kat: is he worth 300 grand? i don't know. >> jimmy: i don't have to worry about saving for college for two reasons with lincoln. one is obviously his grades, okay, it's out of the question. but, no, i have a son, i have a son which means he can get a woman's basketball scholarship. the kid is 6'5", i have a 6'5" throb year old. he's going to get a scholarship >> douglas: does he know that's your plan for him. >> kat: he does now. >> jimmy: i went to community college and i know it shows a lot on the air but the point is, we are over emphasizing the importance of college number one but number two like you said the direction the country's going in, we're heading into everybody for themselves. you look like a presidency like an uber ride. 75% of the passengers say the driver's going down a one way,
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you know what i'm saying? and that's been the whole administration as a hole. if you ever sat in the sa lan for a bad hair cut, i have. you know how it starts, what's he doing down the side, there's too much on the top. that's the presidency, what's he doing on the boarder? oh my god look at inflation. and then you get up and go i'm never coming here again. >> kat: tyrus, do you have any comments raising kids in this economy? >> tyrus: pay your [bleep] on time. [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: i don't know who they polled because my mother raced me and my brother on like $45 and some hand me downs. so it used to be a saying, you make a dollar out of $0.15. i don't know what these parents are buying. you know, it must be all the apple cards and roadblock cards and et cetera, bulldozer parents raise a lot of money. i still raise my kids the way my
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mom raced me. "no." . >> kat: yeah. >> tyrus: you know? try no. but, real quick, the reason why people say the country's going the other way, when you have an administration whose only victories are changing names and adding genders, that doesn't really help with anything else. in the latest one they said that it was pregnant person, remember that brilliant idea. then they decided to change their mind and let us know that it's going to go back to pregnant woman, as if everybody up there changed. it was up there with new coke and cnn plus, pregnant person. so that's probably why people are a little concerned the way things are going. >> kat: douglas, it is concerning, i think the number's always too high of the people. like who are these people, yeah, the 41 who thinks things are going great >> douglas: where do they find them? >> kat: i don't know. >> tyrus: show yourself. >> kat: yeah
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>> douglas: whenever these figures come out about how much it costs to raise children, it's always a nasty edge to it doesn't it? the xhefts do this. they call at this time child tax. and i remember thinking like, there's something very nasty in the society when you start talking about children as being like a tax on you. >> kat: aren't they? >> douglas: well, you could look at it like that. you could think when i die i'll leave an extra 300,000 bucks in my bank account and that will show them. but, on the other hand, you've got kids. you know, it's kind of positive >> kat: i guess. the thing that scares me is you don't know if you're going to like them or not until they're already here. >> tyrus: they grow on you. >> kat: i'll talk about that with my therapist in a couple days dagen you're a business banker will this continue to get worse? >> dagen: oh, yeah. you want nasty edge? i'll go nasty edge. i gave a bottle of perfect yay the finger at cvs the other day
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because it was so expensive. and the manager goes yeah, shaking his head. that's how bad inflation is. this is, when i think about having kids, you know, these stats only run through age 17. so there's another -- i'm not going to pick on lincoln, so make this a girl in my analogy. >> kat: named lincoln. >> dagen: yeah [laughter]. >> dagen: you've got a kid, daughter, college, quarter of a million dollars. she gets pregnant by a waiter she met at shuckers two days after she graduates. she gets knocked up, marries him, marries him, three kids, she eventually leaves him because his job involves collecting treasure with a metal detector on the beach. so he's not really carrying his weight. she moves back into your house at age 35 with the three kids, and you're going wind up taking
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a dirt nap before you ever get to retire. >> kat: unless she gets a job on mtv. >> dagen: or msnbc. >> kat: yeah, teen mom. there are some employment options there. i don't know if any of them are good, kids. kids don't watch this. >> up next, why the idea of constitutional rights keep lefties up at night. kids moved in with us... our bargain detergent couldn't keep up. turns out it's mostly water. so, we switched back to tide. one wash, stains are gone. [daughter] slurping don't pay for water. pay for clean. it's got to be tide. "peace of mind." such a big, beautiful idea. and for us at booking.com this means - free cancellation on most bookings. it's a bit functional. but we'll gladly be functional. so you can be free. booking.com booking.yeah
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>> kat: they want to scrap the bill of rights because it was written by old male whites. two ivy league law professors argue in the new york times that the u.s. constitution is quote broken and should not be reclaimed. at least we wouldn't need law professors. the writers argue that liberals want to, quote, reclaim the constitution when they lose the supreme court but they should instead refocus on reclaiming america from constitutionalism. that sounds like something the red coats would say. you know those drunk kids that
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go to santa con? they continue, constitutions, especially the broken one we have now, inevitably orient us to the past and misdirect the present. the right which insists on sticking what it claims to be the original meaning of the past. yeah, that pesky emphasis on unall i can't believe rights. what's next saying that women should be able to vote? bash the constitution as being inadequate and famously undemocratic and forcing progressives to deal with hard wired teachers like the electoral college and senate. but isn't that what the constitution is? something to be followed. i know jimmy loves the constitution. after all, it gives him the right to wear those hideous jackets without being shot. yeah, dagen they never really
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explain how we would get around the constitution. >> dagen: no. they want to add more states. that was one of the things they hit on. i was looking at this. i was like yale, harvard, and the new york times. i was like, thaut it in a shaker and you never get a buzz but you do wind up like projectile hurling and a horrible hangover. i just read this as a, it was a new york times published hisy fit. just a legit temper tantrum rolling around on the floor eating toilet paper, wailing, would be so much quicker because that's exactly what this is. this is about hillary clinton lost, donald trump got three scotus justices on high court and then ruth bader ginsburg they wouldn't dare go after her but she didn't tell them oh, you know, you might want to replace me before i check out.
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so they're just mad. >> yep. >> dagen: oh, you get so mad. that's how i talk to my dog. >> kat: that's cute. [laughter] >> kat: douglas i heard you say in the green room, i'm british, i agree with this. i hate the constitution. i can't wait to get, i can't wait to get -- i can't wait to get out of here so i can go home and burn flags. >> douglas: i thought you said you were against -- no, i don't believe that. i knew there would be an anti british thing even though greg's not here. >> dagen: i'm a snitch >> douglas: no, it was an amazing piece. because i'm not a left wing law professor, but isn't -- [laughter] >> douglas: thank you. if you're looking at what you might be guided by, isn't the past about all you've got.
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like they say, the problem with this stuff, this country, it's in the past. what else do you want to guide you? like the future? your dreams? and the answer is always, the answer is always effectively, left wing law professors. if we can get the pasta way, leave boring things by all these dead white men who are guilty of not only being white but also dead, what kind of losers die. if you can get rid of all this stuff by dead white men in the past you can have this wonderful future created by these left wing law professors from the present. what a beautiful thing and what possible problems could come from it? >> kat:. >> kat: yeah. i mean, like what would they actually do, jimmy? how do you just get rid of it. >> jimmy: you don't but that's what i love about liberals. they're like republicans are undermining faith in
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institutions. then in the next breath they're like, the document that founded the countries [bleep]. you know? are they even listening to themselves? no. the answer is no. it's all emotion. but that's their frustration the constitution keeps you from ruling on emotion, there are checks and balances and what happens with the democrats are they're for things until they're against it. a good example was the filibuster. it's sold to us as a racist relic of the jim crow south. but in the year 2020 they used it 327 times in the democratic party. this would be like in the year 2023 you shouldn't wear ugly sports coats on tv. you know what i mean? i kerol kind of contradicted myself in the past. >> kat: not kind of. i don't think there's any sport with that coat. >> jimmy: it is sport because i look like a fat figure skater most nights. >> kat: you do. you do. tyrus? >> tyrus: i mean, i get it. listen, i can relate. i mean, this year my celtics were in the nba finals and they
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lost to the golden state warriors so of course i wanted to outlaw three point shooting and any basketball teams on the west coast. i wanted them all gone. of course that. and then i was told to grow up and mow the lawn so i went about my business and i got over it. they look at this, it's like a game, it's like a child. that three year old temper tantrum when you don't get your way and they say things like i don't want to ever see you again dad. except with my kids they don't because [bleep] happens. >> kat: i could see that. >> tyrus: all right, deuces. but that's what they do. it's only when it's in their favor. and when it's in their favor they will fight for it. i mean they will come out, they'll protest for it. they'll go after whoever's against it until it doesn't affect them. the only thing i agree with when they said add all states, the first i would add is mexico just
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add it which would save us time and fix the border issue. guatemala, argentina, venezuela. i would add them all. >> kat: you should switch that to the new york >> douglas: and also to the people of mexico. >> the problem is all the population of mexico is here now, though, so might back fire. >> kat: all right. coming up, oh, this is my favorite can rodman get putin to come around as well as he can rebound. is cholesterol. taken with a statin, leqvio can lower bad cholesterol and keep it low with two doses a year. side effects were injection site reaction, joint pain, urinary tract infection, diarrhea, chest cold, pain in legs or arms, and shortness of breath. with leqvio, lowering cholesterol becomes just one more thing life throws your way. ask your doctor about leqvio. lower. longer. leqvio.
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nine-year prison sentence for cannabis possession. hopefully she can return to the u.s. where the only punishment would be having to play in the wnba. according to rodman, he's received permission to travel overseas to aid her return. although it's not clear who if anyone authorized rodman to work in a diplomatic capacity. back in 2017 dennis rodman claims to have gosh 88ed the return of auto warmbier who was held cap stave in north korea and he famously has had a chummy relationship with north korea's dictator kim jong-un. now he says he also knows vladimir putin, too. even calling him cool in a 2014 interview. whether or not dennis actually travels to russia is like a wnba game. you don't know if anyone will ever see it. [cheers and applause]
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>> kat: buts disclosure anyone, i'm a little bias. so before we get into the discussion we've got to play this. >> so dennis rodman is really, really hot and always has been so please excuse everything she's about to say. if you disagree with it it's not her fault he's so hot. [laughter] >> kat: everyone's like is she joking? i'm not joking. douglas i've had a huge crush on dennis rodman since i was like five years old. am i going to be okay? >> douglas: you want him to come and save you? >> kat: i feel like i have to play harder to get than that >> douglas: you should take drugs to russia. >> kat: i know >> douglas: i knew if greg wasn't here we would have to do a cat drugs joke. it's very strange i was in north korea some years ago and i discovered people there know
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almost nobody from the outside world, almost nobody. they've heard of chair man mau and they've heard of dennis rodman. can you imagine what a strange world that is? they think he's like some magical. >> kat: hot guy >> douglas: i was going to say like some international diplomat and they don't seem to realize that here he's just dennis rodman and only you have this great love of him. and, yeah, anyhow, you'd love north korea. they hold him in the same esteem as you do. >> kat: if you can control who you do and do not think is hot, that would be better. okay, but it's like, dagen, who would be a better negotiator do you think, joe biden or dennis rodman? i dennis rodman is always great put on display because it reminds all young people that facial piercings don't age very well.
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[laughter]. >> dagen: but i did start thinking if i got stuck overseas because i had like weed juice in my suitcase, who do i want to come rescue me? and i figured roughly crow, he's a australian he doesn't need to get permission from the government and even though he's pretty puffy now, i'm still down to meet him. [cheers and applause] >> kat: why are you looking at me like that? >> tyrus: i've gotten used to it over seven years. i'm just so happy rodman has a job. that's cool. i'm sure your husband was stoked. >> kat: oh, he already knows. yeah. he already knows. >> tyrus: you know, dennis rodman built a reputation as one of the most ferocious athletes on the planet, drove guys crazy on the court and had this consult followings overseas because he did things no one else could do, he defended people. he was annoying everyone wanted to punch him and beat him up but he was insanely tough.
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so these dictators were kind of drawn to him because he's like if they play basketball, because they couldn't shoot to save their livelies. basketball. people they're good at. i should see their stats, it's phenomenal. i have to be careful. but he had that reputation where michael jordan we always loved him here with his shoes, but dennis rodman had something special, i think deep down young and putin wanted to do the hair. they were like this is how i want to be, tough and pretty. so he's probably the best choice to go over. because they let him over. we're saying we don't know who let him over. putin led him over we just don't want to get him mad at us, if we have more issues, we won't send trump, send dennis, he'll fix it and get us backup votes. i don't care how he sprains it paints it, he'll go over there
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and i bet he brings it back. because he's dennis [bleep] rodman >> kat: jimmy do you think he can do it? >> jimmy: we're really in a pickle here between the whole rodman biden thing because when you think about past performance on the world stage though, like one guy always flies to other countries and sounds like he's done drugs and the other guy's like dennis rodman. we have nothing to loss tyrus is right, at least britney reiner will get a contact high off of rodman which is good. i don't know what else we should do because there's been no movement on this. you feel like under past discipline strakess we would be on a very assertive level of engagement but i still think biden things wnba thinks that's a radio station in delaware so nothing's going to happen. >> it was lonnie anderson. . >> kat: dennis i believe in you, and also, i may be married but
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people post 10,000 times. apparently average person posts 10,000 times in their life jimmy which is weird because it's only half the times you've posted i used to be a cab driver. >> jimmy: 99% of what we post is completely unnecessary. think about this people are posting pictures of their dinner on social media. ten years ago if you had posted a picture of your dinner, go and get it developed and then drive back to a group of people, they would be like, what the [bleep] is wrong with you. but now we're just like here's my lasagne. rule of idiots. basically rule of them if you wouldn't do it offline don't do it online. >> kat: all right. those jokes are really good thank you. [laughter] >> kat: day began how much is too much? i there's no too much. i'll never make it to this though because the photos on my phone at this age are all of like questionable moles that i had to texas to my dermatologist. or another one, i constantly
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take photos of my mouth, only because i have a cap on one of these heats and i'm convinced it's like fallen out. so i have lots of like teeth photos, that's pretty much it. so i'm not making it. >> kat: douglas you good? >> douglas: we would tell you if your tooth falls out. >> dagen: you do not know the tv business, clearly, my dear sir pan man kat would tell you. >> kat: i would >> douglas: everybody does too many photos of the food stuff, nobody wants to see like 10,000 photos of your relatives. everyone's got to stop and go back to the old days where you just had one photo to show people and that was enough. >> kat: one -- was it like the 1800s? >> yeah. i'm from ng rand, i i told you that. >> sorry, questionable moles. what's question about it, it's
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moles. oh, man, dagen. oh, man. oh. you know, i looked at all my combined social media and i'm well short so i'm good of coming underneath 10,000 and i'm on national tv shows so we like have to post all the time to get the masses to turn in. but any civilians not doing it for work purposes, has that many, how many friends and families and members have you lost? you have to be a lowly person. try going outside and guess what not everyone needs to know what you did. keep a secret. it goes back to the fbi thing they don't even look they just flip through the pages >> douglas: yeah, everybody invaded their own society i >> jimmy: yeah, keep a secret. >> kat: i'll keep a secret dennis rodman. don't go away we'll be right back >> if you will be in the new
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