frantically knew something was up. a pair of good samaritans kept digging for two hours until they found seven tiny pups safe and sound. great story. tomorrow on "special report." the deadline is up for that magistrate down in florida. the search affidavit will see. thanks for inviting us into your home tonight. that's it for this "special report," fair, balanced and still unafraid. "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> great seeing that krauthammer clip in there. >> bret: yeah, man. love it ♪ ♪ >> jesse: success doesn't come cheap in america. you have to earn everything you get. usually. and the harder you work, the bigger your success. if you sacrifice enough, you might even see your name on the side of a building. ♪ money, money, money ♪ money ♪ money, money, money ♪ money ♪ >> jesse: not everybody can be trump. some people just don't have the tools to be successful.

they need all the help they can get. and then you owe somebody something. biden found that out the hard way. after the far left backed his campaign, old joe was in their pocket. and, today, biden paid them back. when i campaigned for president i made a commitment we will forgive $10,000 in outstanding federal student loans. >> jesse: joe just cut a $300 billion check to his base. liberal grad students making six figures just got paid off. but joe lied and said these are working class people. >> both of these targeted actions are for families who need it the most. working and middle class people, hit especially hard during the pandemic. >> jesse: we read the fine print and a family who graduated from harvard law making a quarter million dollars a year gets bailed out by biden. biden's prescribing harvard law grads with joe the plumber's money. because, more than half of the

student loan debts owned with people with graduate degrees. you know, the people that spent their 20's in school, racking up diplomas in gender studies, you know, like these people. >> i'm not saying count cancel the people who missed the payment debt. definitely do but cancel everyone else's, too. because we're all struggling. >> for every millennial out there. [screams] >> if you have ever been in debt, you know it creates an exquisite level of emotional and only a sadist would take pleasure watching someone go through that jess emotional. this is who biden is bribing. saved or paid off your debt and didn't take a loan out at all and went to work you get nothing because people with ph.d.s are the real victims. so will biden apologize? >> i will never apologize ever helping americans working -- working americans and middle class, especially not to the

same folks who voted for a $2 trillion tax cut. >> jesse: when trump cut taxes, everybody that paid taxes got a tax cut. it was the same cut across the board, even. he didn't cut taxes just for white males in swing states before elections. that's your money anyway. that's on your income. it's no one else's debt. why should i have to pay for my neighbor's kids grated school tuition s next president going to start paying off people's mortgages and car loans or credit card debts? biden can't just cut checks to his favorite voters before an election. and what about inflation? >> about $50 billion a year will start coming back into the treasury because of resumption of debt. independent experts agree that these actions, taken together, will provide real benefits for families without meaningful effect on inflation. >> jesse: all right. are you ready? so the inflation reduction act

he just passed was 74 o0 billion. and this is 300 billion. so, biden just spent a trillion dollars in august biden spent a trillion dollars in august and inflation 40-year high and he is telling us this isn't going to cause any inflation? okay. biden doesn't even have the authority to do this, does he? i thought congress had the power of the purse, right, nancy? >> people think that the president of the united states has the power for debt forgiveness. he does not. he can postpone. he can delay. but he does not have that power. that -- that has to be an act of congress. >> jesse: the president is just breaking the law and bribing voters and congress doesn't care. where is joe going to get the money from steal nancy's purse and cut checks? pelosi peeched trump over a phone call. he said it was an obstruction of congress and abuse of power.

how is joe raiding the treasury behind congress' back and buying votes before an election not an abuse of power, not an obstruction of congress? congress doesn't care. the media doesn't care. the journalist getting their loans wiped anyway. but the american people care. what about responsible parents who saved to send their kids to college and are now getting totally screwed? >> both of these targeted actions are for families who need it the most, working and middle class people hit especially hard during the pandemic. >> jesse: american parents are very, very angry about this. this is a war on the working class. workers with high school diplomas shouldn't be paying off loans for grad students. biden is like the reverse robinhood. is he robbing the poor to payed rich. and is he doing it right in front of our faces. you are going to be paying for this. this loan cancellation will cost the average taxpayer over 2

grand a year. and these liberal colleges are just going to jack up tuition now. same thing happened with electric cars, remember? the second the white house announced $8,000 rebates? ford raised the price of an electric car $8,000. it's going to cost me half a mill just to send jesse jr. to college. i am going to have to be working three shows to pay for that does anybody even understand what hard work means anymore? >> because of student loan debt there are many people that will move out of their momma's basement who can't save up money to buy a home, who don't start small businesses, who don't start a family. you relieve the debt burden some for those people, and we have more economic activity. in other words, canceling student loan debt is good for the people whose debt is canceled, but it is also good for our economy and the rest of america. >> jesse: it's great. wait a second, warren, i thought

the biden economy was historic? and this economy is so good, we're not in a recession, why are people even living in their of their parent's house? why can't they achieve the american dream? we created a lazy, overeducated culture. saddled in debt and begging for bailout. what did you think was going to happen? get worse. do you think 10 grand is where it stops? it is only just getting started. dan bongino is the host of unfiltered on saturday night and he joins me now. how do you feel about this, bongino? >> i need a minute here. still trying to get over this whole thing because, listen, jesse, if you were doing a tutorial on what the collapse of great empires look like, just pick up your phone, start the video camera, because this is exactly what it looks like and just leave it running. this is the movie. this is the autobiography of the american empire collapsing before our very eyes. now, on this income repayment program or student loan

boondoggle fiasco, whatever you want to call it, it's not really forgiven. all debts are paid, right either by the debtor or creditor. if i lend you money, jesse, and you pay me back, you paid the debt. if i lend you money and you don't pay me back i paid the debt. so what is happening here really has me a little annoyed. because there is this thing income repayment program. do you know what it's called? it's called a freakin' job. and here's how this works, a job. there is this thing, let me do a demo for you all at home. there is this thick you have. it's called the ask, right here. and when the ass gets up out of the seat and goes to work and you remove the ass from the seat, you get this thing, it's a four-letter word called a job, some you know joe biden will get the joke. you get the job and then you pay back the loan. you see or else then i have to get another job with my ass and take it out of the seat and go to work to pay off your freakin' loan. so how about you just pay off your own loan and we call it a

deal. i went to college three times. i never tout my education because nobody gives a damn. i got two graduate degrees and a bachelor's degree. do you know how many people give a damn? doughnut, zero. it costs me like $200,000. i did that and paid it back on a secret service salary. now my daughter is in college and i'm paying for that i don't want to pay my next door neighbor bobby's, you know, son sun flower or whatever his name is, his bill to go sit in the quad and smoke a freakin' bowl with his teacher samuel. i'm not interested. get your ass out of the seat. go get a freakin' job and pay your own student loans. how does that -- and republicans i'm not done yet on this. you know, whack messaging here well, let's be cute, yeah, compassion. compassion my rump, okay? i went to school and paid for my own student loans. if you don't get out ahead of this thing right now and attack the front of this, pointing out

the unfairness, the fundamental unfairness of you being forced to pay your rich neighbor's kids college tuition off, then this party is totally and completely useless, forget it, stick a fork in it. >> jesse: you have got to knock it out in court or tie this thing up. administratively so no other president can do it again. can i ask you what degrees you got? i assume it wasn't in something like, you know, like german literature in the turn of the 17th century. >> well, yes, my first degree was. it was in psychology. we used to joke that if you didn't get a job you could then explain to your parents why. so i went back and i did a graduate degree at the city university in new york in neuropsychology specialization in behavioral learning. and then i went back to penn state and did an nba. and do you know how many people give a damn? zero. you included. it doesn't matter. i'm not sitting here telling you i'm smarter than you. i'm not a liberal. i'm a regular guy like you. i'm simply suggesting that costs

me about $200,000 start to finish when it all this stuff was done and i didn't ask you to pay for it do you know why? it helped me make a lot of money later on and i paid it myself. so now you want me, again, to pay for your -- there is an income repayment program. i told you it's called a job. go and get a job. you saw my demo. the ass, take it out of the seat and go get it i heard rap. i heard that take the ass out of the seat and go get a job. a j-o-b. get a freakin' job and can you repay your loan. thank you. >> jesse: a friend just texted me my mortgage identifies as a student loan. [laughter] >> must be a liberal. >> jesse: why not. >> must be a liberal jesse's mom text. >> jesse: dan bongino crushing it on saturday night. >> thank you. >> jesse: up next, we dig back into the mountain of evidence against pauly p. and we have discovered some things we hadn't even thought of before.

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>> jesse: we have so much evidence against pauly p. our producers have been sifting through it since yesterday. this is clear. this was a huge victory for the pelosis. napa county and the country got rolled. pauly really is the greatest dealmaker of this generation. he almost killed the other driver and himself. this was a felony dui. no question. but he was able to cover it up basically the whole summer. we went through all the dash cam footage, five hours of it. pauly didn't really come off very well. he was stumbling around and combative. watcher

you can't grab onto the patrol car though. i really don't want you to fall over and hurt yourself >> jesse: the big guy couldn't keep his balance and snippy with the cops for telling him to be careful. remember, he tried to throw his weight around. watch this i know who you are i'm not trying to do anything to draw any negative attention to you. >> jesse: pappa pulled the don't you know i am card. got it i covered this on the

first night of this story i would say i told you so if i were humble. we also went through all the dispatch tapes and law enforcement seemed very professional. they all said in the moment on tape that this is bad. and we went throughout all the photos which show pretty much how bad it was. i mean, it was brutal. these people were banged up. so, when they lied to us and said there were no injuries, that was intentional to protect paulie. i don't even know how they could issue a statement like these photos staring them in the face. here is how the paulie p. saga gets down. gets popped tore dui hires a high priced pr firm. gets alley to hide the tape for him. given over $100,000 for california highway patrol. they are on board with him hiding the tape. and his p.r. team leaks a story to the "new york times" to paint him as an angel. basically says this no big deal. everybody drives drunk in napa. and everybody here loves the

pelosis. and paulie just had cataract surgery recently, actually it was a year ago. and once he has got the media on his side, he gets the first judge replaced the night before the hearing. and then he has his lawyer hold a secret meeting with a second judge and the district attorney. and so they choreographed the settlement hearing yesterday because everything was agreed to ahead of time. paulie wasn't getting any jail and he was getting fake probation. and the minute they sign the plea deal, pop, the tapes go out. because, if we see the tapes beforehand, we would know this was no misdemeanor and public pressure probably would have forced the d.a. to lay a felony charge so, case closed, right? they got away with it. wrong. there is still one thing i can't figure out. the victim. put yourself in this guy's shoes. you get hit by one of the richest guys in the country. your car is totaled.

the guy is in the grape picking business if you know what i mean. he doesn't have a lot of money. so he is hurt and he has pain in his neck and pain in his shoulder and trouble lifting things with his right arm. his medical bills are adding up. manual labor not easy. you are poor, you are hurt and your car is wrecked and you are not going to sue paul pelosi for civil damages, the $300 million man who is married to the most powerful woman in america, sorry, kamala who will probably cut a check to make things go away? this doesn't add up. we think we know what's going on here. and we are going to get to the bottom of it. mark geragos is a criminal defense attorney and he joins me now. mark, the guy is 52, the victim. we can't prove it. but he doesn't speak any english. i doubt he was born in this country. let's just say he is not an american citizen. wouldn't that mean he wouldn't

be taking paul pelosi to court? does he have standing? is that the reason why he is not suing paul pelosi for a million dollars? >> well, one of the things they said today is that the victim in this case -- and he is now officially a victim because there has been a plea, has been compensated by the insurance company for his car. worded very carefully, i suppose. normally, i would tell you an 82-year-old at a .082 blood alcohol, which is just barely over the legal limit, two hours after a crash, i would tell you five days, which is not really five days because you get to count from 10:00 to 2:00 as two days. you get good time, work time and then they got 8 hours of community service. i tell you this was not a sweetheart deal except for one

fact, which you did not mention, he does have a horrible history many, many years ago being in a crash and driver and reportedly his brother being killed in that crash. >> in my experience, and i have done hundreds, if not thousands of these much earlier in my career, those are the kinds of facts that will set off a prosecutor. but, here, they did arrange it. the reason they went in yesterday they didn't want him to have to appear today or yesterday. so they did what's called a 9-7-7 waiver of presence for sentencing which you can do if the judge is on board. and so the five days he's not going to do five days. he will do eight hours of community supervisors. he will be put on probation. he will, however, and i know you have watched the body cams, one of the other things that i think somebody would argue, his lawyer, would say look, you can't have him do field sobriety tests.

he has just been in a major accident. he is 82 years old and he has totaled his porsche. and then the last thing i will say to you, jesse, to your point about cash being exchanged, it is a misdemeanor and you can -- there is nothing illegal in a misdemeanor case with you paying off somebody who has been injured. and depends on what the amount is, i suppose. but, the insurance company can pay for the car and that doesn't stop you from writing a check. >> jesse: all right. well, mark geragos, there is a poor guy that works at a vineyard who has just had his car totaled and who has been injured by a man worth $300 million, would you be interested in maybe taking up this man's case, to see if he could be made whole? [laughter] >> made whole in the mother of the lawyer -- the mother of the lawyer has not been born, jesse, who wouldn't take that case on a contingency. >> jesse: all right. we will be in touch, mark, thank

you so much. >> thank you. >> jesse: joe biden was asked today what he knew about the trump raid. ♪ among my patients, i often see them have teeth sensitivity as well as gum issues. does it worry me? absolutely.

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#. >> jesse: it's been two weeks and biden hasn't answered a single question on the unprecedented raid against his political rival. our very own stupid son of a bitch peter doocy got a chance to press him on it for the first time today. >> mr. president how much advanced notice did you have of the raid on mar-a-lago. >> i didn't have any advanced notice, none, zero, not one single bit. thank you. >> jesse: i don't know about all of that. we know he has not been honest because we have in writing. earlier this week the national archives published a letter stating that the biden team was well aware of the investigation into trump's presidential

records as far back as may. and when biden's lawyer asked him to revoke trump's executive privilege over the documents, biden says eh, do whatever you want. so he was aware of the records. he was aware of how contentious this was getting. he was aware that trump was exercising privilege and he was aware that the justice department and the fbi were involved. okay? so maybe he didn't know that they were going to do the raid on tuesday at 9:30 in the morning. but this is just another lie from the big guy. it doesn't matter. he is the president. and, for once, i mean, we're not believing him that he was being completely out of the loop on something. mike davis is the president of the article iii project who joins me now. this is pretty big, right? you got now smoking gun evidence, you got a document, a letter from the archives saying that white house lawyer was involved, talk to joe about the whole issue back in may. so can the president say he had

no clue? >> it's just not believable. this is the same attorney general merrick garland who said that he did not personally approve this raid. he leaked that to "newsweek." that's not true. they said that president trump had nuclear documents, which we know is completely bogus. they have been leaking grand jury material illegally leaking grand jury material, they are selectively leaning, improperly leaking from this affidavit. they also said that merrick garland said that the biden white house didn't have advance notice. that's just not true. we know that white house deputy council to the president jonathan sue like you said has been working with the archives for three months and the biden -- president biden had to make the determination himself as the president whether he was going to waive executive privilege for the former president. that is unprecedented waiver of executive privilege that led to this criminal investigation in this raid, this unprecedented,

unnecessary and unlawful raid on biden's former political rival and his future political rival. >> jesse: so biden and his lawyer, by waiving this privilege of the former president, set in motion the fbi raid on mar-a-lago, did they not? >> that is absolutely right. presidents of the united states have the absolute constitutional power to classify or declassify anything they want in any manner they want the 1988 supreme court decision department of navy vs. egan made that clear. also, presidents have the absolute sole authority according to auto 2012 obama judge ruling to determine whether records are personal that belong to the president or presidential records that go to the bureaucrats of the archives almost certainly get sent back to the former president's library. this is a political witch-hunt. a political fishing exat the addition on president trump because the biden administration knows that president trump declassified and made personal a

copy of the crossfire hurricane records, russian collusion records. those records are very damaging politically to obama, biden, hillary, the fbi, the intel community and that's why they ordered -- they went to this biased judge in florida and got this unprecedented home raid on a former president to get back these documents. >> jesse: it's a clean-up job and it's a hatchet job. it's the same thing that the mueller investigation was. couldn't agree more. thank you so much for your expertise. >> thank you. >> jesse: up next, gutsy marriage advice from hillary clinton. you heard that right. marriage advice. >> do you have a marriage on public display. you said the gutsiest thing you did was stay in your marriage. >> that doesn't mean it's right for everybody. ♪ it means, “ok-to-beer-fest”.

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>> jesse, it certainly seems unusual for the fbi to be investigating the sort of encounter cbp agents frankly routinely involved in along the length of our southern border. but it appears to be aimed at deciding what action may now be taken against the migrants involved. the fbi confirmed to us today that the agency is, quote: investigating the assault on federal officers and adding we will review all available facts of the incident to determine what federal response is warranted. the video of the incident starts with one man face down in the sand. his hands zip tied, pinned to the ground by a border patrol agent whose knee appears to be on the man's back. then the video rapidly pans to ongoing standoff another agent and another man wearing a wet suit who appears to be challenging the border patrol agent. at one point lunging at him as the agent swings a baton. a large crowd behind the fence on the mexican side of the

border shouts and cheers arrests the standoff continues. two more agents then arrive, one of them tackling the man from behind bringing him to the ground. the three agents then detain him. in a statement, customs and border protection said the two men, mexican citizens, age 17 and 20, had, quote: entered the united states illegally by swimming around the international boundary maritime primary fencing, near imperial beach, california. as agents attempted to take both migrants into custody, the migrants actively resisted and assaulted the agents. now, jesse, as so often with these types of videos, we don't see everything that happened on that beach. the fbi will presumably access a lot more information and possibly more video, all of which will be used to help determine what, if any charges the two migrants might now face. jesse? >> jesse: thanks so much,

jonathan. fbi will probably charge the border patrol agents with something. you may not have heard but there is a war going on and i'm not talking about the one happening in ukraine. i'm talking about the war on women. a battle so intense hillary clinton has taken it upon herself to be the movement's fearless leader. i think it's especially important right now for women to talk about our lives because there are forces at work in our society that want to turn back the clock on women. >> jesse: don't worry, gals, hillary has a plan. she is prepared to fight the good fight. starting with her new show gutsy. i show you are all dying to see it so here is a preview. >> we are hitting the road to shine a light on women who inspire us to be bolder and braver. leadership doesn't look one way. it's a giant rainbow. >> not going to bring me down you will get worn-out before i do. >> do pushups outside our comfort zone and make us laugh. >> i'm in deep georgia and they

might have ever met a mud look. >> or they don't have. >> they don't know they have because we walk among you. >> jesse: let me get this straight a series of interviews with rich and famous women who talk about how hard it is to be rich and famous. now, that takes guts. but no one is gutsier than hillary herself in the show. she faces off in a battle of the wits with one of the greatest legal minds of our generation kim kardashian. they find out who knows more about the law and guess who wins? >> under what circumstances may one use deadly force to defend themselves? >> when one is being faced with deadly force themselves or one believes that deadly force is imminent. >> concept. >> oh, it was heart breaking, oh my gosh.

>> work on her reaction time, sandra. sometimes i can see my mom knew what the answer was but she wouldn't hit the buzzer in time. >> i was intrigued how well she did. i wanted to, you know, put the spotlight on her, not that she needs it but she has worked really hard to get that. >> let her win. >> i'm not saying that it's more the reaction time. >> jesse: hillary always has an excuse, doesn't she? hey, at least this time she didn't blame the russians. or jill stein. she got work on that reaction time. but the show is called gutsy. what's the gutsiest thing hillary ever did? >> you have a marriage that's been on public display since the beginning. you said the gutsiest thing you ever did was stay in your marriage. >> that doesn't mean that's right for everybody. >> jesse: you don't say? anyways, interesting response coming from her. i would say it takes a lot of guts to let your husband hang out with epstein but that's just me. don't get me wrong, i appreciate hillary's effort here. i know how hard it is to fight

the good fight. for her it's the war on women. for me it was the war on christmas and rs, trust me, no easy task. kellyanne is the former whitekae co-host of outnumbered. are you going to be watching. >> of course, jesse. this is going to be my nightly viewing treadmill activity. put on a show that is low brow and low minded so gutsy is where i'm going next. you have got to hand it to her it is objectively gutsy to stay with someone with the proprietor or dare we say impropriety of bill clinton. maybe the one time she was being truthful here. but the description variety gives of this show hillary and chelseyy playing with thieves, putting out fires and rappeling down clips. what more could you want hillary clinton's endless quest to be likeable and seem empathetic. she is about as likeable as a cardboard box but maybe this will do it for her.

>> jesse: chelsea didn't look like she held that hose. that thing was flying all over the place. who was in the beekeeper costume or i should say suit. was that kate hudson? >> yeah. maybe that's where they hid the republican women. they forgot to interview in maybe that's where they hid mayra flores the first mexican born. sears the lt. governor of virginia. this is every woman in america's picture of a pioneering woman is what you are seeing right there playing just to my right. >> jesse: maybe i'm paranoid. i probably am paranoid. is she setting herself up to wait in the wings in case biden doesn't run? i mean, she has got the book out with her daughter. now she has got the show out with her daughter. is this like a prelaunch relaunch? >> i know it's portrayed as the biggest conspiracy theory since the last conspiracy theory;

however, i don't think you are wrong, jesse. if there is anyone that we can say meg gla maniac addicted to power thinks she should have been president. still essentially hasn't conceded the election and wants to be president again it would be this woman. it would be hillary clinton. i have always said she is the dark horse. i mean what is pete buttigieg, you really think she is going to let this guy stand up and be the next president of the united states? i think she could run. i know it's a conspiracy theory people say no, no, no. but i don't discount it. >> jesse: all right. if we campaigns in the beekeeper suit i will definitely consider her for president. thank you so much. kayleigh mcenany. she should have been on that show. >> jesse: what do you do when you come face to face with a great white shark? ♪ ♪

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>> jesse: madison allwart joins me to take a look at weird stories. earlier this summer, a shock expert gave me advice on what to do if i ever came face-to-face with one of these creatures. listen. >> jesse, if you find yourself in the water, there's a shark there, head right at it. >> jesse: that sounds like terrible advice, but turns out that was the right advice. watch. so this woman comes face-to-face with a great white. she pivots around and squares off with it. do you actually think this is a good idea? >> sure, it's a good idea.

would i be able to do it in the moment? absolutely not. also she's scuba- or snorkeling. she could see the shark. imagine you're on the jersey shore or something, the shark is coming, i'm not going to be looking down. i'm enjoying the waves, having fun. i will be attacked and have to react. who is in this scenario? >> jesse: that's what you do if you come face-to-face. that's what the experts tell us. you know how often the experts are right. next a situation at a game, i've never seen this before. usually people drink beer through straws, this guy uses something else as a straw. watch this.

he takes the beer and hot dog. what is he doing here exactly? >> he's using the hot dog as a straw. this is terrible and disgusting. doesn't look like this is the first time he's done this. this would be hard to make them connect. he's an expert. let me try this out, let me use my hot dog straw that i love. >> do you think it's an effective straw device or do you think he likes tasting the hot dog itself while the beer runs through it? >> yeah, i mean effective, sure. we have the paper straws. this is probably better than that. taste-wise, though, i don't think it's going to do it. >> jesse: you don't think cold beer running through the hot dog would be tasty?

if. >> keep it separate. >> jesse: we're in agreement. finally, i hate rats, but this fear is irrational. a british lady, always the british, is afraid of michael jackson impersonators. watch. ♪♪ ♪♪ she had an anxiety attack. don't judge her. >> you don't need to be there. why is she still there? >> jesse: i don't think she knew there was a michael jackson impersonator at the bar she was at. >> she's not stuck in the bar. if you're that afraid of michael jackson impersonators get out, you know. >> jesse: i kind of wish more

people were afraid of michael jackson, like ones that went to neverland. is it the glove, do you think? >> and the face, said she was afraid of "thriller." seems like for non--- for non-neverland -- >> jesse: what are you deeply afraid of? >> sharks. now i know what to do. i've gotten so much out of this segment. thank you, jesse. >> jesse: thank you very much, madison. we have the window -- madison was going on a shoot in chicago,

i fret where it was, i listened to half of the story, but said that robots are replacing workers. that got me nervous, because that means i'm replaceable. then she told me that robots could only replace hard news anchors. they couldn't rationally deliver opinions. i'm good, i'm good. madison has to look for another job in 10-15 years, when the robots take over. good luck. you have a long time to prepare the resume. >> thank you, jesse. another fear to add to the list. >> jesse: some extension. text messages. mary says, you can also get a free education from the military. why don't the libs sign up for that? don't want too many liberals in the military. wouldn't feel as safe. just kidding. michelle says i just want to say law enforcement individuals who pulled this high-profile drunk driver over were extremely

professional. they did their job, and they need credit for that. they did do their job, and did it well, and the other chp people at the top, you know what i'm talking about, who hit the tape, but other guys on the ground did a good job. rick from mankato, minnesota, i'm selling cars to anyone who's traveling, stating i know the pelosis, contact me for more information. that's right. we need a pelosi privilege card. i'll keep that one next to the new jersey state police card that i have that i've never shown to anybody. mike from kansas. jesse, quit picking on pauly. hasn't he suffered enough? i mean, he is married to nancy. i feel sorry for him. kansas, patrick from kansas, please stop showing the hillary movie. my family is trying to eat dinner. i'm sorry, we should have had a viewer warning before showing

that. allison from miami. i have a message for dr. jill. don't let it dominate you. apparently dr. jill has rebounded with a second bout of covid-19. i think it was -- i'm not a doctor. don't take it. tucker is up next. always remember, i'm watters, and this is my world. ♪♪ ♪♪ >> tucker: good evening. welcome to "tucker carlson." a lot of posturing about student loan debt, crushing a generation, maybe multiple generation of american young people. if you're wondering why your kids aren't married, or even living on their own, student loan debt may be a big part of the reason. they can't afford to it. they're in hock to a diploma