>> i started this journey at 1:00 today. the flight was moved from 1:00 to 2:00 to 3:00. when it arrived at 5:00, the pilot said he was exhausted so he wouldn't fly us to new york. i will see you anglers tomorrow i hope. >> laura: again? start traveling a day ahead of time. gutfeld next. ♪ ♪ >> brian: happy wednesday, everyone. i am brian kilmeade. as you can stand sitting in a normal chair, not one of the small ones custom crafted to frame greg's abnormally childlike frame. i am a full-grown adult. we have the stage crew remove this to be cup because i don't

spill. most people don't know this but i am thrilled to be here. my whole life i loved late night tv. remember when it was great? steve allen, johnny carson. jay leno. that's what we grew up watching. for example when i was an intern across the street at 30 rock, i interviewed david letterman before he had his beard and when he used it to be funny. i give him a t-shirt so for me to be here in the number one late-night show is truly an honor and i am honored to be with the panel that you have yet to meet. a lot of people don't know that. david letterman just opened up to his biographer and affect" him exactly. he said that was indeed the moment, the one highlight of career. i made that up. i could be sued. it's no secret i cohost "fox & friends," the number one morning show and all of cable news.

because of that, i've got to confess, i don't really watch this show. i didn't even know greg was full-time and have a show of his own. gutfeld is on when i am fast asleep. i don't wake up until like 230 and i understand greg talks about me a lot. i don't know exactly what he says. but i have a few clips that we can watch together. >> never let a crisis go to waste, a phrase coined by kilmeade's barber. it is in the shape of belarus. kilmeade's doll collection. it doesn't make me sad. it is like when kilmeade enters a crowded elevator. they treat him like he's got monkeypox. likely someone no one can stand. i call them creeps. why offend brian kilmeade? this is good news for lazy, incompetent workers. if you're going to force employees to wear patches, just make sure it's for a cause that everyone can support.

>> brian: that wasn't exactly what i was hoping for. that hurt. more than one greg reached up and hit me in the shins. i can take it. i am a big boy, like him. it is an honor to be the first noncast member to guest host this week. kat and tyrus were unbelievable. i am told, i am told i was on the top of the list. we got some behind-the-scenes footage of the selection process. this is kind of cool. let's watch. >> it's wednesday afternoon. we still don't have a guest host for tonight. >> i thought brian stelter couldn't say no. >> remember what greg says, treat them with dignity and respect. [laughter] i know. >> i thought of some other names. martha mccallum.

speaker dentist. >> bill hemmer. we need to think outside the box. like chris cuomo. no. greg has that emergency guest host and below. i can ever number where he keeps it. probably somewhere no one would ever look. >> wait a minute. i know someone who is definitely available. brian, what do you think about hosting the show? you are our first choice. >> the envelope. >> anyone but kilmeade? >> at least we have the judge tonight. >> brian: good thing i had high self-esteem before the show. too late, you're stuck with me so let's do this. let's talk about the big story

of the day, president biden's desperate attempt to get votes, for he gave $300 million loan program. it's the campaign scheme to get democrats reelected. also known as the student loan forgiveness program. as colleges call it, bribery 101. the president found time to announce a huge deal to throw fee money -- free money at tens of thousands of americans for his son threw tens of thousands at strippers. just in time for the midterms, the liberal media, they are eating it up. like brian stelter having his last meal at the cnn cafeteria. >> president biden acknowledging that it took at the college has gotten too expensive and pointing out he's keeping a key campaign pledge. >> he told a heartrending story about why it's personally so important. he talked about how his father

felt ashamed. >> it's another victory for the president and his supporters. as you note, for the rest of the country as a whole, take off your political hat on that front. everyone would like to have their loans paid down and go to college. >> brian: we are doomed. the plan calls for a more one-time maximum debt forgiveness. up to 20,000 for pell grant recipients. it will cost to the american taxpayer, everyone in the audience, $300 billion. is there any mathematician in the white house. extends the repayment positively end of year so don't worry about not making your payments until december. who is really going to benefit from biden's plan? the upper-class democratic voting bloc. blue-collar workers who have skills will get shafted. if you pay your bills and you live within your means and pay off your loans, you are a sucker. the president sees no problem with that. in his delusional world, it is

fair. >> reporter: is this unfair to people who pay their student loans? >> is it fair to people who families do not own multimillion dollar businesses? is that fair? what do you think? >> brian: does that make any sense to anybody? the president getting a little feisty. he's always angry. i'm not sure why. the cato institute, my favorite institute says there's several reasons federal student debt cancellation is a bad idea. first it helps the winners, those who made the decision to go outrageously to go out to outrageously overpriced colleges and get a degree. the higher the degree they earned, the more money they will make. it supposed to pay off their debts. wouldn't you think that? it's not like those doctors will give you a rebate when your colonoscopy pays for their mercedes?

it's also regressive. more of the aid would go to the highest earners. giving money back to those who needed the least. how does that make sense? not to mention the huge cost to taxpayers and that's more reckless than paul pelosi entering the indy 500. thank you, jesse watters. president biden decides later to cancel the 50 grant it would cost taxpayers $1 trillion. forgiving the entire amount, $1.6 trillion. the student loan handouts would incentivize greater inflation since neither universities or future students will believe future loans will have to be repaid like today's freshman. and they call the legality of the biden decision noting that the constitution gives congress, not the president, the power of the purse which is officially threatening given the president doesn't have power over his own for the most part. as usual, the right wing extremists are putting down the president. >> people think the president of the united states has the power for debt forgiveness.

he does not. he can postpone. he can delay. but he does not have that power. the president can't do it, so that's not even as a discussion. >> brian: yeah, when you lose nancy pelosi, you live lose everybody. let's talk about the real problem, college costs. the rate of inflation over the past century and the costs keep going up. it's not like graduates are getting smarter. if they were, they wouldn't complain about pronouns, as some -- am i correct? they would complain about interest rates perhaps. take a look at this chart. lots of numbers, lots of bars, all going in the wrong direction. public schools, no better. also cost an arm and a leg. you can't argue with charts. put together by mathematicians, statisticians, and aestheticians. wait, i got confused. i was talking about the good people who put together nancy pelosi's face every day. the point is college costs are a

lot of money. they have been in the hundreds of billions of dollars but not when you're a college inflating costs, knowing he goes past the taxpayers. biden has made good on his promise to partially wipe out student loan debt but not everybody's happy. you knew it was a matter of time before it would turn into a race issue. woke educator nina turner tweeting "canceling 10,000 in student at the average white borrower has 12,000 in debt while black women hold over 52,000 in debt is just unacceptable. it is structural racism." i'm old enough to remember when biden and the democrats passed the inflation act, the route "the wall street journal" said it would be vote buying at its most raw. it sums it up.

that's slightly less annoying than cars for kids. ♪ ♪ sorry about that. it's going to be in your head the rest of the day. it seems unethical. what do you expect from the president of the president of the united states? you are low on cash, you can always join the gas company board of directors. tell them that the big guy sent you. let's welcome tonight's guests. she's the only judge who owns her own -- does her own executions. cohost of "the five," judge jeanine pirro. he's our favorite charlie after brown and horse. fox news contributor charlie hurt is with us.

it ain't laundry day, so she can't pretend. fox news contributor kat timpf. i'm not sure what that meant. it made a lot of sense in rehearsal. he grabs bulls by the horns and greg by his underwear. n.w.a. world television champion, tyrus. that's our show. thanks for joining us. that was the longest open i've ever had. that is like five "fox & friends." >> kat: 11 stories in that time. >> brian: i'm going to spend the whole show making up for your introduction. tyrus, his loan forgiveness racism? >> tyrus: i like you already. greg never picks me first. kilmeade is all right. >> brian: i also liked your book. >> tyrus: you did. you read it. the great enabler in chief. this is what he does. he's a bad parent, as we talked

about with hunter and it's the same policies with how he governs. he throws money at things. in this case, it's a boomerang. it's like a rebate for donations. the people that supported him are going to get a nice check for their spoiled brats still living at home. because there for their ferrari needs new stuff. this goes back, it's so frustrating. this is the best thing for the american working class people when they go to the ballot box. they are going to be like wow, he's not for us at all. these it's about the elite. first world problems. i couldn't pay my loan when i got out of college i had a pell grant so i didn't pay it for ten years. i worked. i answer the phone. [speaking spanish] i was on the leon. i ran and i built myself up and got myself together and eventually they called and said would you like to make a payment today. that's what a lot of us were forced to do. the ones who just paid it or

worse, the moms and dads who didn't go on vacations, didn't buy the new car, didn't have amazing christmases, that put money away and sacrificed so they could put their kids through college. what are you telling them? >> brian: i don't know if the other panelists can match that analysis. do you want to try our call it a day? here's what jason fuhrman said, treasury advisor to obama as well as biden. "pouring roughly half a trillion dollars of gasoline into the inflationary fire already burning is reckless. doing it while going beyond for a campaign promise of $10,000 and breaking another proposal that's paid for is even worse." his own side is complaining about this. >> kat: yep. obviously. i'm soothing to think biden just loves inflation. i don't understand. what other explanation is there?

i get sick of calling it forgiveness or cancellation because it's not that. it's just stealing from other people is all it is. [applause] i also paid off my student loans. i also struggled for years after college. what people say often as they say okay, just because you suffered, do you want other people to suffer? they don't understand that actually by doing this, you're making people in the future suffer too because the price of college is going to go up even further. that's how it all started that it got so expensive. >> brian: charlie, the what if you are 38, what if you're 45? hugo wait a second. i'm an idiot for making my payments and if i'm a freshman, why do i think i'm going have to pay that loan back. >> charlie:ist fundamentally unfair. that's what sticks in the cross so many people. people will work so hard to do that. let's not forget what this is.

it's a bailout of colleges universities the colleges and universities don't need. harvard has a $31 billion endowment. they are not alone. that might be the largest. they are rolling in cash. kat's exactly right. the reason college is so expensive is because throughout this entire scam college tuition, loan scam, the federal government has been the bookie at every step of the way they get their cut. for biden to do this is rewarding the system. kat is right. do you think tuition is going to go down? no, tuition is going to go up. >> brian: and interest rates are through the roof. some of these loans are 10%. that's almost criminal. that's a loan shark. >> judge jeanine: you say college tuition is going up not in terms of inflation but the same way the loans are going up.

it's almost like there's this scam going on where we are going to indoctrinate your kids. we are going to make sure your kids believe in socialism. it's most like a socialist contact between the government and education. then we are going to forgive the loan and the end for the people who are rich and don't need it. if we have such a great economy, where we giving these people money? it's not like they can't go out and get a job. you want to give money away, give money to the veterans. give money to the senior citizens who can't afford to go out and get what they want. in the end, what they are doing. joe biden knows he's unpopular with kids and young people. 53% of people under the age of 35 disapproval of him. he is paying them to vote for him. it's disgusting. by the way, if you got to contract, you sign it. you agree to pay it back. if you don't pay back, don't worry about it. we'll be at back -- we'll pay

back for you. >> brian: you have monthly payments and if you have to take a pause, you go to the bank. you go to the bank and go listen, i need a pause. you wait 18 months and you come back and you're paying more but at the end of the day major payments and that's it. it's called setting up a credit rating. when you take out a loan to get a car or something, then you have a foundation to build on. elizabeth warren is happy. most of america isn't. before we go, i'd love to see you on my tour. i'm going to be on stage. go to briankilmeade.com. i will be at a place called the egg and albany. going to tulsa, oklahoma. november 13. would a bit of a pause. see you there. up next, california's repeat offenders keep going on new crime vendors. watch.

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>> brian: a tale of red versus blue. it's hard to believe it's actually true. california zero vail has criminals gloating. florida busts felons for illegally voting. the california counties is 70% of offenders released on zero bail carry a photo of this man in their wallet. [applause] actually turns out they all committed new crimes. it's about as shocking as judge jeanine claiming her poodles as dependents. she does. the irs is after you. 87,000 more.

near sacramento nearly 600 people were released after their bail was set at $0 which is the same value of greg's autograph. nice penmanship. 70%. good thing he doesn't get cable on the island he's at. the 70% of those busted, 20% of them were for violent crimes like armed robbery, kidnapping and murder. those numbers would be worse if the oakland raiders didn't move to las vegas. comparing this to what's going on in florida. ron desantis announced 20 felons were arrested for voting illegally. not kidding, that's it. "the washington post" went after him saying that the crackdown will have a chilling effect on our democracy as opposed to assault and murder. in florida, felons released from prison can vote except if convicted of a murder or sexual assault. the state simply enforce the laws on the books. can you imagine?

one state sees the consequences put in place by liberal leaders, and other sees what's possible when lawbreakers are held accountable. except on epstein's island. let's open this up and start with you, charlie. can you believe they are going after desantis this blatantly? so much crime overtaking the urban environments and the suburbs. let's go after desantis for going after legal voting. >> charlie: yes it will have a chilling effect on voter fraud. that's kind of the whole point. that's kind of why you enforce the laws. it's kind of amazing to think about this moment in time. we have a government. nobody is better on this than kat. you have a government that's more powerful, more interesting, more than ever in the history of mankind. civil liberties are getting trampled all the time every single day.

people who are committing crimes that people care about where people are actual victims whether you are getting robbed on the street or murdered or assaulted. the government is just walking away. not doing anything to correct any of it or stop any of it. it's astounding. i don't really even -- it's like mental jiu-jitsu between trampling civil liberties and at the same time not giving a darn about crying. >> brian: i'm sorry. >> kat: the time that was driving the most crazy was during covid lockdowns. i lived in the city the entire time and i couldn't go out to a restaurant, couldn't go out. should be start injecting drugs? they are having a great summer. i decided against it but they were having a great time. >> brian: but you're his bent is a lethal weapon. judge, in new york, total crime

up 35%. robbery up 39%. felony assault, 18% paratransit crime up 50%. burglary 32%. who has the problem? mayor adams or governor desantis? >> judge jeanine: the sad part is we have been here before. we figured it out. the way we figured it out was we realized there are consequences. you sent people to jail. you separate them from the victims that they want to pounce on. now the socialist left is progressive, allergic progressives come in and say we've got to let them all out on bail. it's almost unconstitutional. forget about the fact that it's in the eighth amendment in the constitution. we left them out and they reoffend, no big deal. now we are nothing more than sitting ducks in this socialist progressive testing ground. i don't want to live under the

rules of mayor adams. everybody come here unless you get here through governor abbott in texas even though joe biden sent them here. i'm not going to go that direction. the truth is that we are all sitting ducks and we are all potential victims and nobody cares about it. charlie, i get it. >> brian: there's one guy that will never be a victim. >> tyrus: apparently you haven't seen the hierarchy of my house. [applause] this is pure and simple wokeness and at its finest. what it really is, it's -- i call it polite racism. you have to understand the you can't expect them to do good things. can expect them to follow loss. they are minorities. they can't do anything. got to pay their bills, tell them where to go to school, what to think. of course they can't do these

things so course they get up that when people are being held accountable. it's just the law. why should they have to follow that. because it's the law. it really hurts first world problems. his easy fixes because there's never a problem. fixing the crime thing. the guy who literally put on some gloves, took his time, measured the guy up, laid him out, broke his job. he's destroyed. this is the real world. what if he is the only breadwinner in his home. the entire family can't pay their bills. this guy is going to be in the hospital for the next year. maybe he'll be the same. maybe he won't. here's the best part. he admired his work. he didn't even have -- i've got to get out of here. i just assaulted somebody. he looked over they knew that the camera was on. he saw himself on the news and he went to the safest place he could go, his parole officer. >> brian: and he did. >> tyrus: complaining about

felons and voter fraud. it's a fraud that they were doing. >> judge jeanine: level three sex offender. >> brian: lifetime parole. a quick reminder. don't forget to tune into one nation saturday at 8:00. 11:00. i'll be talking. can i finish? 8:00 and 11:00. you're going to love this show. the judge was booked. she on booked herself. more on that. we have another story. stay out of it, tyrus. up next, students who can't be bothered to respect a founding father.ri u won't clock out. so u bring ubrelvy. it can quickly stop migraine in its tracks within 2 hours... ...without worrying if it's too late or where you are. unlike older medicines, ubrelvy is a pill that directly blocks a protein believed to be a cause of migraine. do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors.

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>> brian: he wrote the declaration but woke students hate his reputation. they have had enough of the fellow from monticello. student newspaper at the university of virginia's calling for the removal of thomas jefferson's name from the campus in order to promote

exclusiveness. in 1819, he founded the school. people writing "reject how the university's physical environment, one that glorifies racist slaveholders with statues and buildings in their owner and the enduring culture of white supremacy." are also arguing the entire campus needs an overhaul. people suggesting alec baldwin start rescuing kittens. you think they would've done some research. it's not like jefferson was a secret president like dick cheney. will thomas jefferson actually be removed from his own school? any sane person would hope not. sometimes removing a founder from his creation is an improvement. after all, you're watching "gutfeld!" right now without gutfeld. i rest my case.

kat. no one makes you go to the university of virginia. you have a choice. if you don't like it, why go there and try to change it? >> kat: when i founded timpf university, i won't stand for this. they think it's a hot take. yes, the founding fathers did a lot of great things. they owned slaves. they are not teaching us anything we don't know. everybody already realizes that. most people can look and learn from history without having to have this kind of temper tantrum. he founded the school. he's going to be around. >> brian: tyrus. first let me give you. president, vice president. for secretary of state, architect, mechanic,

philosopher, surveyor. >> kat: nothing compared to the founder of timpf university. >> brian: drafted the declaration of independence which seems to have worked out. >> tyrus: the child who wrote this new none of that. kids are stupid even in their 20s. he saw a woke tiktok on thomas jefferson. he owned slaves. he also dated most of them too. so he went with that. i love how people talk about what they would've done back then. it was the time. it was like he was the only guy in america that was slaving. that's my thing. who's with me? >> brian: every continent in the world. >> tyrus: two currencies. gold and human currency. unfortunately it was everywhere. i for one i'm glad it's gone. i couldn't be more happy about it. no matter how close to the house they let me work. i still don't want to be there.

it doesn't -- the time of the will point if these dumb ass kids would stop listening to these woke professors. they would realize they did all these things. they had flaws. it's the flaws and mistakes that we improve as we grow in a society that makes us better. not going back to yell at a man who's been dead forever. i think he actually has one living relative left or something. one of your history book shows on fox nation. i'm sure you're plugging that next. [laughter] he is. there's going to be a video of him in a backpack walking through the halls. >> kat: the last is a slideshow of your baby pictures. >> brian: am trying to talk about thomas jefferson. judge. it's not just one person. it's not just one kid. this is the predominant feeling of the university of virginia and a lot of other kids and we

know america has built on stolen land on the founding fathers were racist. >> judge jeanine: what's your promotion? i am tired of this stuff. we fought a civil war. >> brian: is not going away. >> judge jeanine: it's not going away because we are giving them time. >> brian: they are winning. things are changing because of it. statues are coming down. >> judge jeanine: here's the thing. you know what. statues are coming down and it's time for the people on the right, the silent majority, to understand that there's only one way to get it back and that is to vote and the midterms, the progressives, we just saw yesterday, they are not feeling so well. it is the moderate democrats who are winning. time for the republicans. i am fed up, tired, tired of the screwed up way of thinking. they don't think the way normal people think. >> brian: charlie, the

greatest critics are arrogant americans. now we are our greatest critics. >> charlie: if you're wondering where your $300 billion bailout is going, it is going to places like uva teaching this kind of crap. tyrus is exactly right. they don't know anything. they are not taught anything. i have a daughter at uva. she matriculated at uva, this is one of those prestigious medical universities on the planet. they were so confused, they thought that there were eight genders when she filled out the forms to go to the university of virginia. they don't teach anything. the reason they are winning is because college administrators are cowards. the clowns are in charge of the circus. they are running the show. you have universities, administrators and professors terrified of these children who they are supposed to be -- >> brian: i am worried that we are losing a whole generation.

but you can always listen to my radio show. just kidding. greg is -- greg is off all week. tomorrow will be dana perino. something that tyrus really likes. lawrence jones, jonathan morris, janie lasalle as well as kat will be here tomorrow. up next. this show is good too paired up next, with what he -- wedding costs soaring, should you nics guests who are boring pepto bismol coats and soothes for fast relief... when you need it most. ♪♪ ♪♪ you had me at allison® 10-speed transmission.

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kat, you got to marry during the pandemic. would you call somebody up and uninvite them? because flowers have tripled in price. would you ever make that call and say sorry, aunt kathy, you can't come. >> kat: no, i would ask my husband to do it. i have 30 people there. i think that's the best way to do it anyway. rather than spend so much money on other people having fun. i'm sorry but my wedding, i people think it's about the couple. it's not. it's about me. everyone else. i threw myself at a funeral for my 30th birthday and i spent a decent amount of money on that. i'm never going to get married. that's ridiculous. lo and behold. >> brian: life really took an ugly turn. >> kat: i am proof that it can happen to anyone. >> brian: 150 people costs

$34,000. if you want to spend $34,000 and you have to knock it down. would you disinvited? >> charlie: the only good thing that's happened in the biden economy. >> brian: you don't want to go to a wedding? >> charlie: i hate weddings. i love funerals. i look going to a funeral and hearing accomplishments, everything. >> kat: but they are dead. >> charlie: that's great. that's even better. you go to a wedding and it's a bunch of promises. >> tyrus: he is the ghost whisperer. >> brian: this has gone terribly wrong. >> charlie: it's a good thing. people shouldn't spend $50,000 on a wedding. take that and put it in a fund. if you're still married after ten years, take your family on

the most amazing vacation ever. >> judge jeanine: why do people do it? is everybody stupid? >> charlie: may be. >> brian: tyrus, you are a hopeless romantic. do you buy any of this? >> tyrus: that he likes to go to funerals? >> brian: do you agree? >> tyrus: if we tell the truth, we blow it for all of us. the first time i got married i remember sitting there going, who is that? who are you? i am an old friend of your wife. are you a nurse? someone is going to need one you keep messing with me. i didn't know who half these people were. super expensive, super stupid. couldn't we have just gone down to city hall and did the deal and use the money to go on a trip or something. no, you've got to pay for that

too. weddings are horrible ideas. it's her day. they call it her day for reason. it's her day. >> brian: judge, do you feel exactly the same way? >> judge jeanine: yeah. >> brian: thanks. >> she's good with it because it would be her day. >> judge jeanine: i can marry you in 5 minutes. it's cheap. >> brian: this whole segment was a therapy session. we didn't help our audience. he didn't help the viewer. up next, what to name a planet after your best friend janet." us astepro starts working in 30 minutes. so you can... astepro and go.

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>> kat: i thought i didn't want to do this. you have to have an event to educate. only a loser would do that. but now i want to join the team with judge. i changed my mind. it >> brian: but you don't know who's been there. charlie. can't be a spouse, can't be a pet. >> charlie: thomas jefferson. or we could just go to the next thing on start tearing down all the names that we named the planets. >> brian: all the statures

that we take down would go to your planet. christopher combs will be the first one. tyrus, thoughts. >> tyrus: i've been to planet uranus too many times. >> brian: we have some video. >> tyrus: the best thing to do here and i would like to call it planet pronoun. to start shipping. >> brian: there's a chance chance will be back

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