moving floodwaters. simone and valentine tied seat belts together to wrangle up those kids in the floodwaters. well done. tomorrow on "special report," the deadline for those materials we will have all of that plus lightning round, winners and losers. it's friday. thanks for inviting us into your home tonight. that's it for "special report," fair, balanced and still unafraid. "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. jesse? >> jesse: thank you, bret. >> bret: on time. >> jesse: fox news alert. americans can rest easy tonight knowing that two dangerous criminals are off the streets and are heading to prison. no, they didn't kill anybody. they didn't rape, they didn't traffic drugs or underaged kids and, no, they didn't get loaded and wreck their porsche. they found ashley biden's diary and they tried to sell it. according to the department of justice amy harris and robert kerrlander pled guilty today to, quote: conspiracy to commit

interstate transportation of stolen property. it has to be the least used federal statute on the books. buff the diary was never stolen. ashley biden abandoned it. she left it under a mattress in a florida halfway house where she was recovering from her sex and drug addiction. i have a legitimate question: why don't the biden kids ever clean up after themselves? did they grow up with maids? hunter is leaving his laptop at repair shops and his crack pipes in rental cars, ashley is just ditching her diary around a bunch of drug addicts. this is the sloppiest family i have ever seen. it's almost like they want to get caught. talk about daddy issues. we don't have time for that tonight though. but the doj doesn't care. they are making it seem like these two people broke into the biden family beach house and stole it out of the wig guys safe. they accused harris and kerrlander of crossing state lines with stolen property and using encrypted messaging app. to communicate with journalists.

oh what's app. or facebook messenger. billions of people use a cross the world. these people aren't russian hackers that's what merrick garland wants you to think. listen, these people aren't totally clean. they are getting high. they find a diary. they try to shop it for money to buy drugs all before an election. they shopped to a bunch of outlets. no one wanted it. and eventually ended up at project veritas. james o'keefe wanted it and he was suspicious though and needed confirmation that this was the real deal. so the duo went back down to florida to find more evidence to corroborate it. o'keefe paid 40 grand for it but never even ran the story. next thing you know, the fbi raids his house. and, listen, the diary would have been a big october surprise had anybody run with it. it's full of dirt on the first family and in it ashley wrote about being hyper sexualized in her youth saying quote i

remember having sex with friends at a young age and showers with my dad. probably not appropriate. quote, unquote. do you think joe wants that out in public? around election season? no. but the fbi is acting like this was a matter of national security. here's the "new york times." since the investigation began nearly two years ago, federal investigators have moved aggressively carrying out court authorized searches at the homes of two former project veritas operatives and the group's founder james o'keefe. you know what hot lead they weren't aggressively pursuing? hunter biden's laptop, which actually was and still is a major matter of national security. instead, the fbi did everything they could to bury it. whistleblowers just blown the lid off the entire hunter story saying the fbi leadership was actively doing everything they could to cover it up. telling agents not to investigate the laptop until after the 2020 election.

didn't the american people deserve to see what was on the computer before casting their vote? i guess not. because the cover-up didn't stop there. it was a full-court press. after fbi leadership kept everything hush-hush at the bureau, they turned to the social media giants. we know that twitter wasted no time in silencing the story but that wasn't the fed's only target. watch this. >> there was a lot of attention on twitter during the election because the hunter biden story. >> we had it that too. >> you censored that as well. >> we took a different path than twitter. basically the background here is the fbi, i think, basically came to us, some folks on our team and was like, hey, just so you know, you should be on high alert, we thought that was a lot of russian propaganda in the 2016 election. we have on notice that basically

there's about to be some kind of dump of similar to that. so just be vigilant. i think it was five or seven days when it was basically being determined whether it was false. the distribution on facebook was decreased but people were still allowed to share it. you could still share it. you could still consume it. >> when you say the distribution is decreased. >> it got shared. >> how does that work. >> basically the ranking in news feed was basically less. fewer people saw it than otherwise. >> jesse: told facebook the hunter atlanta russian. full assault. the fbi is weaponized now. they work for joe biden. how can we trust anything they do. brett tolman is a former u.s. attorney and executive director for right on crime. we didn't know this before, bret. we thought facebook took it upon

themselves to suppress the story. we assumed the fbi lied to twitter and told twitter this was going to be russian disinformation coming down the pipeline and zuckerberg just confirmed the fbi lied to him and got him to suppress this thing before an election. >> well, the thing about the fbi that very few, unless you have been in the criminal justice system understand, is they have had decades of being allowed to lie. and, in fact, jesse, legally, they are able to lie. that is written into the law that the fbi, when it's engaged in investigations, can lie to individuals and you see what lack of accountability amend transparency of the law allowing them to do these tactics has produced. >> you are allowed to go to one of the richest men in the world who runs the biggest social media outlet before an election,

and lie to him to get him to suppress a story to change an election? >> if they have in their decision-making decided that the greater good is an investigation of donald trump or of conservatives and a dangerous policy and they believe that they have certain statutes they can investigate as a part of that, there is nothing that can prevent them right now in the law from boldfaced lies. that's why you see things like outrageous conduct that's happening in relation to the fbi and surrounded by, you know, additional people that they utilize, you know, in their investigations informants, et cetera, who also lie. because they have grown accustomed, without being held accountable, for that kind of activity for decades. >> the craziest part about this

story is they had the laptop for aer i don't. they knew it was legit. and they told facebook it was russian disinformation to rig an election. that is. criminal.that is interfering inn election and that is so bad. i will give you the last word. >> yeah. i will tell you, jesse. i agree with you. because, ironically this is all coming out of the public corruption unit. >> jesse: yeah. >> and the public corruption they are ignoring is right there staring at them. this shoud be the biggest investigation they have had in the history of their agency to see what went on with biden. >> jesse: cia one side, right, with the letter and the fbi working behind the scenes with the social media giants, it's insane. thank you so much. will. >> jesse: federal judge has just ordered the justice department to unseal the warrant, the affidavit that started this whole fbi raid on mar-a-lago, they have until noon tomorrow to do that.

but, they are going to release this thing with a whole bunch reef dactions. the judge is saying an unredacted version is going to harm the integrity of the ongoing investigation. you know the judge is biased against trump and likes the epstein team, so take it for what that's worth. if they say it's going to reveal the identities of all their snitches. okay. so, in other words, we're not going to see much of anything. it's going to be mostly blacked out. it's going to be as black as governor ralph northam's face. so, what are they trying to hide? did they bug the home of the former president while they were there? well, we won't know. if they spied on muhammed ali, marilyn monroe, albert einstein, martin luther king and frank sinatra, you don't think they are going to bug trump for the second time? they have been using the same spy tactics for years. seconding out secret units of break-in artists to bug a place like nothing. according to investigative reporter ron kessler, they have

been dragging their targets out of their homes by offering them bogus free trips and dinners and even faking nearby traffic accidents. and when the house is clear, they will put up fake house fronts and bushes so they can sneak into their homes. and if there are dogs on the property, they will tranquilizer them. if they go through all of that to bug a place, you really don't think they will do the same at mar-a-lago? ron kessler has been investigating the fbi for years and he is the author of the secrets of the fbi. so, if you were donald trump, and you got back down to palm beach when the season started, you would sweep the place for bugs, wouldn't you? >> well, if the fbi did bug mar-a-lago, nobody would know about it. i mean their methods are so sophisticated. of course they wouldn't do it during a search, especially given that trump was watching it all on video. they would do it in the middle of the night. it would be using those tactics that you just mentioned and many

others. they would defeat these surveillance cameras. absolutely nobody would know. but, you know, given the level of classification that we are talking about here for these documents, beyond top secret, beyond sensitive compartment, that could very well include the plans for counter striking against russia in the event of a nuclear attack. that's something that's part of the football program, which i have written about, where the president chooses options from these documents on how to respond. he has to respond within 20 minutes to prevent annihilation of the united states. that's one item that could be in these documents. another is our penetrations by the cia of foreign embassies, of foreign leaders like putin, as well as recoupment of spies overseas. so, we are talking about

incredibly valuable secrets that the russians, of course, would have been after. the russians would have been trying to penetrate mar-a-lago day and night. and very possibly did recruit spies to obtain these documents. >> steve: ron, you are saying that they could be there. we have no idea if they are there or not and we will never know and, at this point, based upon all of your reporting and the report we just did at the top, you can't trust these guys because they lie and they plant evidence for a living. and i know you have a lot of sources at the bureau but, ron, it's gone too far. they just interfered in the last election. and they are interfering in this election. >> you are absolutely right. that they lied and they were corrupt. under jim comey, as well as some of the other examples you mentioned going back to j. edgar hoover. but i think since trump's appointee as fbi director came in, there has been no real evidence of any corruption going on.

now, maybe there is. maybe we will find out. we have to be vigilant. you are right to be skeptical. >> jesse: i'm skeptical because we saw what they did with this gretchen whitmer kidnapping situation. we saw them get involved in targeting parents that raise their voices at school board meetings. so i'm not ready to give ray a pass, ron. i do have to go and i love your books. and i recommend them highly. they are very well researched. >> well, you are right as usual. thank you. >> jesse: thank you very much, ron. see you soon. >> bye-bye. >> jesse: joe biden just had a big deplorable moment, worse than hillary. that's next. >> jesse: plus, we also asked people what they thought about fauci retiring. >> what is the best piece of advice that dr. fauci has ever given? >> the best advice? um -- ♪ in addition to the substitute teaching.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: for decades america has been on the cutting edge, ahead of every other country when it comes it medicine, technology, energy. one of the reasons why? our work ethic. nobody is born with that. you learn it from your family, your culture, and your school. it's in america's best interest to have a country full of educated people. so, a century ago, the government decided every kid should legally be required to go to school. it helped form some of america's greatest generations. >> students in this study hall have many different ways of studying. jim is naturally thinking about that civics report. he doesn't want to put it off until the last minute. first, he has to get ready for his science class this afternoon. then he can give the rest of the

hour to his civics report. >> jesse: that's not what classrooms are learning today. kids are learning about sex instead of science. racism instead of reading. racism instead of civics. how did this happen? our schools sliding in mediocrity for years and we see the results. back in the day, steve jobs, the founder of apple exiewrkts explained why. >> if you ask who are the customers of education, the customers are the parents. not even the students but the parents. the problem that we have in this country is that the customers went away. the customers thought paying attention to their schools for the most part was that mothers started working and they didn't have time to spend at pta meetings and watchings their kid's school. schools became much more institutionalized and parents spent less and less and less time involved in their kids' education. and what happens when a customer

goes away and a monopoly gets control, which is what has hand in our country, is that the service level almost always goes down. >> jesse: that statement about moms would get jobs canceled if he said it today. but the larger point is parents aren't aware of what is going on in the classroom like they used to be. and the government likes it that way. the public schools don't want anyone looking over their shoulders because they don't want the customers looking behind the counter. but, decades ago, steve jobs had a solution for this. give the parents power. i believe very strongly that if the country gave each parent a voucher, a check for $4,400 that they could only spend at any accredited school, that several things would happen. number one, schools would start marketing themselves like crazy to parents to get students. secondly, i think you would see a lot of new schools starting.

you would see the quality of schools, again, just like in a competitive market, start to rise. some schools would go broke. a lot of the public schools would go broke. no question about it rather painful for the first several years. i think far less painful as the kids going through the system as it is right now. >> jesse: our schools are failing because there is no competition. if you introduce competition they will get back to teaching math and history real quick because parents don't want to send their kids to bad schools or woke schools. they are only doing it because they have to. they don't have a choice. you want to improve public schools? you can't. the government wants to keep it the way it is. the dirty little secret is that the government, teachers unions and powerful parts of the country want your son dumb. they want your daughter to be stupid. they don't want independent thinkers. they want dumb obedient people to say sure, i will wear a mask. i trust the fbi. i think what i see on the news

is true. they don't want students asking questions because a curious mind would wonder why our borders are wide open. wonder why we funded the wuhan lab and wonder where all the money is going in ukraine smart population is a threat to powerful people in america. they want zombies instead. they want a pipeline of servants. the only pipeline they want. learn the bare minimum in public school. take out huge loans to be brainwashed in their colleges and then you are buried in debt on your sofa where they want you stoned and watching netflix and ordering seemless and other junk off amazon prime. they want you loaded up debt and sugar so you are fat and dependent. chuck you a few handouts, biden bucks, wipe out your loan. you are still hooked and they own your vote. you are depressed because you are not independent and you are bored because your life has no adventure. and then you get sick because you are unhealthy and the american healthcare system

shoves a bunch of pills down your throat. they are manufacturing an under class of morons. they want to tame our country into bolivia i don't know so at the can cash out on our ignorance. every election they will write you a check. give you free stuff and just jack up the prices on everything else. just like they do with electric cars. just like they are doing now with college tuition. you think these colleges need the money? they're loaded. these universities look like kingdoms. go into almost any city and you will find a sprawling campus with state of the art facilities and tens and tens of thousands of employees. they have billion dollars endowments that their wall street friends manage and take a cut from. but you end up with a degree and a quarter billion dollars in debt. a quarter million. they are predators and you are the prey. and if you wake up and start asking questions and start saying the wrong things, maybe a little politically incorrect, maybe challenge the system too much, they will censor, smear

and destroy you. and don't even ask how they are going to pay for this stuff. they can't even explain it. you want to know why? because they don't even care. >> do you all believe that this student loan program is fully paid for. >> we do believe it will be fully paid for because of the -- because of the work that this president has done with the economy. because of what you just said, um, well, what i just said is what we have done to, to bring down the deficit. the deficit reduction. that matters in the work that will continue to do. >> jesse: what? i will translate. you are paying someone else to go college and learn why america is racist. to them, that's priceless. let's turn to victor davis hanson, hoover institution senior fellow and author of "the dying citizen." they want us stupid and lazy and fat and not questioning a thing. don't they? >> yeah. i think they do.

i mean, we have some control over higher education when we guaranteed student loans and we give grants and what do we do? we just let them off the hook. we could solve k through 12 if we told every teacher you have an alternative, jesse, you can either go through the education school monopoly and get credentialed and get brainwashed or just go get an ma in an academic subject like a community college teacher or prep school and i think there would be a mass exodus out of the school of education and they couldn't control all of these ma programs and the teachers would be much more academically rigorous. we could tell every student getting a b.a. you have to take a national just like an sat test to get. in take one to see how you do if you do any better after four years and that would quantify the ba so we would all know bas all had something in common basic knowledge of math. we need to look at tenure, the only profession in america lifetime employment after six years. revolving contracts. i think that would be really important.

and if we are going to get federal funds or student guaranteed loans why are they exempt from the civil rights act of 1965. by that i mean, who dreamed up segregated graduations, segregated dorms, segregated safe spaces? they should not be allowed to do that and when they have inquiries on everything from academic problems to sexual law enforcement, they deprive people of a fourth and fifth amendments and they don't have aoea lou people to have lawyers don't respect the first amendment for speakers and discussions on campus. we could say to them if you are going to get federal funds or going to have there moral hazard increase because you have no, you know, you are not in the game when you get these student loans coming with guarantees from the federal government. then you are going to have to obey the constitution. if you don't, you are not going to have these student loans. they jack up the rate of inflation each year higher, the rate of tuition higher than the rate of inflation. why do they do that? because the federal government

says, you know what? if you have club med facilities for students or you have got these diversity, equity and inclusion $200,000 administrators? we don't care. we will guarantee your students can pay you. >> jesse: yeah. we are all getting played. >> that's the problem. >> jesse: we are all getting played. >> yeah, we are. >> jesse: it's happening right in front of us. victor davis hanson, thank you so much for your analysis. >> thank you. >> jesse: nancy gets confronted over her husband's paul's bad behavior. that's next. ♪

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>> jesse: you may be over covid but the left is still clipping to it with all their might. as we speak there is a mandate in place preventing arguably the world's greatest tennis player, the joker from coming to the united states and playing at the u.s. open. in new york city. he is young, he is fit.

he would be playing in an open air arena where social distancing is not an issue. i mean, you play aapart from the crowd and separated by a net more than six feet but sorry, joker, you can't play because you didn't get the shot. here is what he said about it last month. >> well, yeah, i mean, i'm not vaccinated and i'm not planning to get vaccinated so the only good news i can have is them removing the mandated green vaccine card or whatever you call it to enter the united states or exemption, yeah. i don't know. i don't think exemption is realistically possible. >> jesse: i mean, he is neck in neck with nadal for most all time grand slams. and they are treating him like a criminal. banned from america. meanwhile, unvaxxed migrants are just coming across the border

every singling gel day by the thousands. so if the joker really wants to play, just hire a smuggler, get the coyote to take you right across. call abbott he will take you on a bus and take you to manhattan. i hear they stop here almost every day at pov port authority. does this make any sense? it does not. it's like masks, they didn't really work, but woe were forced to wear them anyway. remember those days? i do. and there's one person in particular that stands out in my mind. she was a doctor on cnn. she probably was the biggest covid authoritarian they put on the air there. and she was obsessed with masks. remember her? >> that's why if there is no proof of vaccination, if there are vaccinated and unvaccinated people mixing in indoor spaces that's why we need mask requirements. >> i was opposed to the cdc back in may when they lifted the indoor mask requirement. i thought that the honor code was never going to work that

when vaccinated and unvaccinated people are mixing, unless there is proof of vaccination, everybody should still be wearing masks. look, i understand wanting to open up businesses. i understand wanting to get our kids back to in person instruction, but what allows us to do that safely are mask mandates. so, open businesses, open schools, but keep the mandates for masking in place. >> jesse: the only reason i bring this up is this. after years and years of vilifying people for not wearing mask, dr. lee anna wen has changed her tune. she published an op-ed this week in the "the washington post" i'm a doctor here is why my kids won't wear masks this school year. go on, dr. wen. she writes we do not plan to limit their activities and like most parents in their school will not be masking them in the classroom. masking has harmed our son's

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>> jesse: was one of the dumbest things ever said by a presidential nominee in a long time. >> you could put half of trump supporters into what i call the basket of deplorables. [laughter] right? [applause] >> the racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, you name it. >> jesse: joe biden had his own deplorable moment today when he came out and called the entire maga movement fascists. saying this: what we're seeing now is the beginning or the death neff of an extreme maga

philosophy. it's not just trump but the entire philosophy that underpins i'm going to say something it's like semifascism. 74 million people voted for trump they are all fascists according to joe biden let bring in karl november the architect and fox news contributor. you are going to react to this horrible, horrible statement by the president think about the people that voted for donald trump, they voted for him because he stood tore tax cuts. he worked to make america energy independent. he believed in limited government and had put in place sensible limited regulations. he had been for a strong national defense. rebuilding our military after 8 years of obama biden administration. he believed in secure borders and building the wall.

he believed in law and order when our cities were in flames and he appointed conservative jump. that's a semifascist glof? we is can have agreements. i disagree with his lack of action on january 6th. and examined his claims that the election was stolen. i don't agree with him. the idea that his successor would come in and denounce him and denounce the ideas that he stands for as semifascist is just beyond the pale. >> jesse: explain to the audience definition of fascism. >> authoritarian regime exemplified by mussolini in italy who was a buddy of adolf hitler and who himself was a fascist. and, you know, this is particularly egregious, giving the remarks made on a cold january morning, about just afternoon of january 20th, 2021 when joe biden said my whole soul is in this bringing america

together. uniting our people, uniting our nation and how can we do that? he said? we can see each other not as adversaries but as neighbors. we can -- we can treat each other with dignity and respect. he was the president who set that tone. that was what he exemplified in the campaign. vote for belief and i will unite the nation. and those words, which were, you know, kind, emotional, uplifting, optimistic words. he went to montgomery county, maryland to a democratic national committee fundraiser and basically said everything against what he had said in his inauguration address. the pledge he need unite the country he threw it in the trash bin. why did he want to do that? he wants to win in this election and is he willing to say and do anything in order to achieve his purpose. so, let's take 72,216,000 americans and denounce them as believing in a fascist movement. >> jesse: yeah.

>> he ought to be ashamed. >> jesse: he should walk it back as soon as possible. and i would like to hear the tape leaked. >> don't hold your breath. >> jesse: i think they should leak this tape it should get out. you have got to see it to believe it. it's sad. he owes everybody an apology. karl rove, thank you as always. >> you bet. >> jesse: the fallout from paulie p.'s dui continues. and we are here to cover it. we have been accused of milking this story and like, paulie p., i plead guilty. was sentenced this week to about pretty much nothing. maybe some highway trash clean-up. should we go easy on the guy if he is picking up trash on the highway for community service, do you not want us to have cameras there? i thought so. two developments today. the first, the california highway patrol announced they have revoked paulie's coveted donor card. mr. high profile person himself is no longer a member of the california highway patrol foundation and will no longer be

able to flash his card when he plows into people with his porch. now, we did report a correction earlier this week. we originally told you that paulie had the gold donor card. but the record showed paulie p. was actually together around their platinum card. the highest possible get out of jail free card the state currently offers. the card requires you to donate at least 100 grand to the highway patrol scholarship fund a very good charity and people should donate. but, we have a feeling paulie did it for the card. just a hunch, knowing his driving record. poor paulie had to part ways with the platinum card on wednesday. according to chp, after evaluating the events that led to mr. pelosi's arrest and conviction, we are revoking mr. pelosi's lifetime membership with the chp 1199 foundation effective immediately. the mere presentation of his 1199 foundation identification credentials to law enforcement made it appear that he was presenting them for preferential

treatment. these actions reflected poorly on the 1199 foundation and undermined our important mission. the second development. nancy pelosi finally broke her silence on the matter today. take a listen. >> >> yes, it's a serious matter and he has taken responsibility. >> jesse: so paul is in the dog house. but it's not like a little dui is going to keep these two apart. there is money to make. who is she going to whisper across the pillow to? it's not like she is the one that can made the trades. that would be unseemly. tony fauci is retiring. what should he do now? >> dr. fauci is retiring. what should he do next? >> settle down in florida or

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>> jesse: fox news alert, d.c. marmoreal bowser is cracking down on unvaccinated students in her city, banning them from attending school. that's bad. what's worse is she has no plan at all for them to zoom into class. they're basically suspended from school. if you're unvaxxed, you can't go to school in d.c. this is going to hurt minority students the most, because 40% of the black students in d.c. are unvaccinated. the she's just the worst. this week dr. fauci announced it's finally time to retire. here a "primetime" we're thrilled about it. what about you, though? do people know this guy on the street? we sent johnny to find out.

>> who's this guy? >> umm. >> this is awkward. i don't know. >> the number one -- what do you call it? >> we're number one. we're number one. >> that's fauci. >> he's my hero. >> exactly. >> is dr. fauci a good guy or is dr. fauci a bad guy? >> i think that he held it down. >> he locked it down. >> i didn't shut down anything. >> it looks like he's in it for himself. >> he's the highest paid government official. >> i think he tries to be a good guy. >> do you think funding the lab that got us the coronavirus was a good thing? >> it can be a good thing. >> no. >> how do you feel about dr. fauci? >> we could do without him. >> he's been scamming for many, many decades. >> he's a hypocrite. he followed, you know, the science.

>> what is the best piece of advice that dr. fauci has ever given? >> the best advice? umm -- >> all right. hold on one second. >> many, many advices. i don't know. >> what about the mask mandates? they were proven, they didn't work. >> no. that's not true. they worked. >> are you watching cnn? >> cnn is fake no, sir. don't talk to me. >> what should dr. fauci do? >> settle down in florida. >> i don't think dr. fauci is welcome in florida. >> is he going to write a book, make a movie? >> i hope he goes to jail personally. >> he could go on "grey's anatomy." >> he's on more than brian kill meade. >> that hurt. >> should dr. fauci be held accountable? >> anyone that lies like that should be held accountable. >> give fauci a statue at union scare. >> is covid over? >> i've moved on with my life.

i don't think we need heavy restrictions as before. >> i don't think it will ever be over, because it's a cash cow for a lot of people. >> take that to the bank. >> you're going to be on "jesse watters primetime." what do you want to tell jesse? >> maybe we'll catch up and get drinks sometimes. just messing with you. >> jesse: i love talking about our boys, all the charitable work they've been up to. next week, keep your eyes open for their polos, a portion going to the jimmy v foundation for cancer research. very important. and roback just came out with new shorts. i got some. what i like about the shorts is this, obviously they have the performance material, which we like. they hit right above the knee,

but not too far above the knee, if you know what i mean. they got these little zippers to keep your keys in on the side. you can dress them up, dress them down. i feel good in them, i'm not going to lie. check them out. here's some text messages. robert, hey, i'm not a fascist. i think you'll can be hearing a lot of that. david from louisville, kentucky. the s is silent. get a taxi to take him to the hotel for djokovic, and then play. they don't care if you're unvaxxed coming from the southern border. they do not. nadal is the happiest person around, though. ray from stowe, ohio. biden doesn't have projected costs for student loan bail-out. what country or family survive with this approach to finances? it is no approach. it's nothing. let's spend and throw it around. i remember this is hunter biden,

who ran the family finances, the smartest man joe biden knows. david says since the chp revoked pelosi's 1199, did they refund his donation? i think they kept it. aha. hard to refund six figures. steve from oklahoma, jesse, are you into crossfit? your arms are huge. that's the only huge part of my physique. well, not the only one. you know the one i'm talking about. i was just born with big arms, and i don't need to do curls. they just happen to be big. i'm not even doing any workouts anymore. i'm just walking and stretching and planking. walking, stretching and planking. i do not lift anymore. i might get back into it. linda from austin, texas. jesse, our 2-year-old lab only comes in from the backyard when we hell "tucker's on. we're still trying to teach her

jesse. that's upsetting." i'm not going to say anything about labs. a poodle is smarter. not a lab. it's going to take more time. that's all for us tonight. dvr the show. this is for the lab. tucker's up next. always remember, i'm watters, and this is my world. ♪ ♪ >> tucker: good evening. welcome to "tucker carlson tonight." they finally got big orange. you were starting to think it would never happen. once you accuse a man of sexism, perjury, mental illness, treason, the last of which is a death penalty offense, let us remind you, impeach him twice on unrelated grounds, and send th