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fox news shows begin, with a fox news alert. we are reporting tonight on a missing person paid 79-year-old caucasian male identifies as who and huh, occasionally calls others jack. last seen in delaware. maybe the basement. wearing khakis, button-down, dark aviators, a mask dangling off his ear. carrying the nuclear football. he answers to the name of the comeback kid and the big guy, a.k.a. your president joe biden. also goes by scranton joe or brandon. if you really wanted his attention, you can say, hey, who want some ice cream come he'll come wandering around to your door. the media is searching for him high and low, mostly low. strange, considering just last week they told us that after a string of big wins, the president was on a roll, his

stretch of bad luck was behind him, his poll numbers had hit rock bottom. like a line of parmesan cheese under hunter's nose, there was nowhere to go but up. [applause] via inflation reduction i was going to turn his presidency right around? i guess when your ekg flat lines twice a week, anything looks like a bump. look at these headlines right here. this isn't new for them. they been highlighting this all of august. >> don't look now, people. all of a sudden sleepy joe has himself a pretty fat stack of accomplishments. >> this is a big deal! >> this is huge and i don't think people understand how big this is. >> this has been an extraordinarily successful two years legislatively. >> big victory at the white house.

>> he's actually interrupting his vacation and flying back to the white house just for this bill signing. >> dana: really big deal. the inflation reduction act, like "the plus" by greg gutfeld. [laughter] and no one is buying that it'll reduce inflation. this shamelessness from this white house. if we could just change the name of the recession, convince them that despite the record high gas prices they are paying, inflation is actually 0%. the bill will raise taxes on people making as little as $10,000 a year in order to buy make electric cars for families who are making $300,000. the media clapped along and wrote their immediate comeback kid stories but i can't wait for the sequel: "return to the basement." in his own basement... [applause]

you know, between sobs and bites of doordash, he's already eaten three drivers. eating families, paying the highest in 40 years in grocery and food, it's so expensive. and biden is forgiving the student loan debt of soon to become wealthy doctors and lawyers because maybe he's got plenty of both. these are all symptoms of the same problem. the latinx gender issues, the paper straws, border buses dropping of migrants at a four costar $700 a night hotel in new york city permeating over our nation like monkeypox, seeped into our daily lives like an unsightly stain on america's national cable cloth. democrats have let their narrowest section of activist take leadership control of the party and the democrats have modeled their agenda after it. their focus went from usa to aoc within two years. that's my beef with all the

biden comeback stories. democrats joining other democrats to pass a bill to spend money doubling the size of the irs and giving money to clean energy companies? that's not an accomplishment and it doesn't do anything for the 92% of americans who are concerned about inflation. that is the democrats' base now. 7-20% of the country that agrees on the furthest left nonsense. and the media that treats those kind of deals like they are solving the climate crisis they aren't really impacting at all. pointless policy designed by the far left and cheered on invalidated by the far left. it's just another dem self licking ice can come in. when a reporter is sent to designers in the middle america to small to see how they got so much of the midterms wrong, the democrats should consider sending a few staffers too. don't worry, staffers but you won't get hurt. triggered? maybe. that's exactly what you need. did you see the meme of the "pawn shop close will guy saying, best i can do is...

gas prices are $2 higher than it should be. border is a mess. worried about ukraine, taiwan, middle east. kids have been out of school two years and facing genuine challenges by the left is, best we can do is electric car tax credit, 87,000 were irs agents, illegal student loan debt cancellation for harvard lawyers, a seminar on identifying as latinx. ii'm two spirited so the other spirit will report you to human resources. more like the dead cat bounce kid. the media tries to put a spin on this thing. here is reuters. biden approval rises to 41%, highest since early june. biden approval rises to the highest in two months bear that's like saying your horse finished last but hey, at least he finished. [stifled laughter] take your operation somewhere even to dr. jail. [/]

these are the numbers that'll keep the comeback kid from getting too far like a shock collar they put in his underpants. from the latest nbc poll, 84% say the u.s. is heading into the wrong direction. that ends bill de blasio's run for congress. last time we saw this much disapproval, jerry lewis married his cousin. we'll explain that later, kat. despite the big comeback, several democrats, they are now distancing from the president. >> it is washington's fault. they set the rules, weakened our supply chain, weakened inflation. >> i voted against it. i voted with trump on trade. i don't answer to any political party. >> i was the only democrat to vote against trillions of dollars or president biden's agenda. >> i stood up against him in my own party and push to cut the gas tax and hire more police officers.

>> i learned about public service in new hampshire, not washington. >> dana: others are finding reasons to wash their hair when they hear biden is coming into town. which only forces them to want to smell it more. it's been the biggest war since got the comeback kid stories were written in the can come of the media loves that story line when it's being said about a democrat. what say you, joe. >> i don't need a comeback. i'm here, man bear i don't need a comeback. i do things nobody else does. did you ever try following up a flight of stairs? yeah. how about falling off a bike that's not moving? try it. do it, do it! i got you, man. i recovered from the covid like, 40 times now. i feel great. come on, man. what you mean comeback? you talking to me? that's an honest question because if you want talking to me i'm talking to myself and i don't do that, jack!

>> dana: it's like "the new york times" who has prewritten obituaries so they can be the first to have 2,000 words on keith richards when he passes away. it's like he made a deal with satan. you will live forever but you looked at the entire time. maybe what the media didn't realize is the comeback kid story actually is an obituary at the white house. it's where good common sense policy has gone to die. in lieu of donations, send your taxes. it leaves all of the rest of us in the morning, but just for two more years. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guest. he's like caitlyn jenner. people used to call him father read fox news contributor jonathan morris! he's a tough act to follow because the audience is usually a sleepy actor, writer, comedian

jamie lasalle. he is the smartest person ever to leave texas for new york. the host of "lawrence jones cross-country" saturday nights, lawrence jones. as the most prominent woman on late-night tv, she inspired me when i grew up. fox news contributor kat timpf. the media, they tried to celebrate joe. the ladies, they say this is huge, this is big. do they not realize he's making inflation worst? >> i don't think so. it's quite sad. i love my dallas cowboys. i root for them every time, even if i know they are going up and they end back up losing their that's where the media is right now. you have a whole group of people on the sidelines saying that the president is heading the wrong direction, just turn around. you can make something up about this presidency. i just don't think the commander in chief is listening for the only people he's trying to

please are the progressives. problem is there aren't enough of them to get him to vote to get them across to another term. it's pretty sad but maybe they should spend time in the diner's like i do everything the day, go to the barbershops of america. when the white diners and the black barbershops are saying the same thing, you know we've got a problem. >> dana: it's a good barometer. you need to patent that one. did you hear about this up in alaska? >> no. i'm just hearing all this now. yeah. am i living in an alternate universe? the way they spin everything? you can't say gas prices are low if they were too high to begin with, right? i remember when i was married my wife would always go, we've got to buy this thing from pier one. 50% off. i would go, yeah, they also came up with the first price. you know what i mean? we don't know if that's a big deal. this comeback kid thing is crazy. more like come back to life kid.

i was upset, though. biden did sign off on the fbi raid. i feel like that was widely reported. in his defense, he thought he was signing for an amazon package. he's like, a package for me! i hope it's not and the nuclear codes thing to me is such b.s. and so bizarre. they change the college -- i did hear from a pretty good source that biden's nuclear codes, it's 00005, because it's almost impossible to forget your social security number. [scattered applause] >> dana: kat, what do you think of the democrats... they vote with them 100% of the time but they run ads for their elections saying i'm distancing from him? >> i mean, he's also distancing from everyone. that's why i feel like it does

feel like he's having a comeback every time we see him. because we don't see them very often. so he's like, we did it. he sets the bar for himself very, very low. he makes it up the stairs, we are like, that's incredible. he gets out a full sentence we are like, this guy is a star. because he sets the bar so low for himself! so every day feels like a comeback if we actually know where he is. >> dana: jonathan? how are you? are you comfortable here? are you on kumble >> none of us should be comparable here because we have a former press secretary from george bush, former priest, warm executive coach doing a comedy show. none of us should become the ball with that. but it's so obvious the ridiculous of so much that's going on in the world that it's fun to laugh at, honestly. we have to laugh at it. it's good to laugh at it. at the same time we recognize we

have a very serious issue of trust in our leadership and we all know it's a very serious thing and it starts with the presidency. if we have a president who's really not running anything and they get a lot of stuff done when he is not doing anything, that's... that's a pretty sad situation and we see that in a lot of parts of our society right now and i'm glad we are talking about these issues. >> dana: really quick. hhow to the working people of alaska feel having to pay off the student loans of people like aoc? >> i haven't talked to tons of people but i would say in general not fans. you know? i don't know. i was talking to somebody the other day, i'm going to school for this. you go to regular school and then you get a masters or you go to a bachelor's and i like eventually the goal is to be to have less months to live then student loan payments. [scattered laughter] >> dana: starting to do that at the white house as well.

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>> dana: today. bury it just-in-time because then you would make headlines? fbi brass said ignore those pics of hunter's backside. look like they covered their eyes faster than jamie at a lizzo show.

at wisconsin senator ron johnson said that the fbi shut down any invitation into hunter's laptop prior to the 2020 election. they also shut down the term whistle-blowers as it was the name of hunter's favorite video. in a letter to the doj inspector general, stated that local fbi leadership told employees, you will not look at the hunter biden laptop and the fbi is not going to change the outcome of the election again. that was a reference to the fbi reopening the investigation into hillary clinton's private email server and days before the 2016 election. if like hunter's laptop it contain homemade pornography, we are glad she erased it. here's former assistant fbi director chris walker talking about it on the very mysterious show known as "fox & friends first." >> i've talked to people inside

and outside the fbi, colleagues of mine. a wide circle of people. this is the single issue that gets them really worked up over how the justice department is operating now. that is here is this laptop, obvious incriminating information on it. a two year investigation plus people inside the bureau scratching their head going, why are we sitting on this? >> why are we sitting on this? incidentally that's the same thing those hookers said to hunter. [cheers and applause] can i say that? hey, a little breaking news before i came here but mark zuckerberg, ceo of facebook, he was on the joe "joerogan podcast show." came the facebook,

i hadn't had a chance to listen to the whole podcast but that is significant. lawrence, would you believe that? >> i believe him. we have to ask twitter, did they come to you, oh, it is facebook. it is clear the fbi now is rotten to its core. this is not the first time they have spied on political opponents or tried to disrupt elections. they have a history of doing this when it comes to leadership where they went after dr. king, for goodness' sakes. i don't know why we continue to act like this is something new within the organization. let me tell you something though. this is what's getting ready to happen. if the rank-and-file don't start leaking and telling american people what's going on, it's going to destroy the entire fbi. there was a point where we used to separate. it's just the leadership, it's not the rank-and-file. but they are carrying out these orders and they know it goes against their oath to the constitution. i think it's very problematic, what they are doing with hunter biden. a lot of these investigations... why would you go after the

former president of united states and you have a treasure trove of information on hunter biden? no one can explain that but we have the laptop it we've seen the photos. is that russian disinformation? hunter biden has not denied the laptop so why has the fbi denied it? >> dana: it's possible, yes, did the fbi go to twitter, but that they go to those 51 national security officials will all signed on that letter who, apparently the cat has got their tongue, they won't talk anymore. >> i knew the letter was bogus from beginning because it was missing the one expert which was hunter biden. he was not like, i didn't do it. if that were me and i didn't do it, i'd be the first one to go, that's not me doing that stuff. it's obviously insane. it's not an insane thing to believe that maybe the fbi shouldn't be playing a role in choosing the president. i think everybody should be upset about this. it shouldn't matter if you love joe biden and you think joe biden is the best thing that's ever happened to your life and they should still be

upset about this because this still shows the fbi's using power that it could maybe use against the guy lost on that. >> dana: as an executive coach, how would you suggest hunter clean up his act? >> i don't know. first of all, i would never take him as a client. >> dana: if you were not going to take him as a client, standards? really? >> definitely not. you have to have hope. hope for change. hope for growth. >> dana: how would you recommend the fbi would clean up its act? >> no -- in the end model we talk about once again is there is no trust in these organizations and you have to go to the very root for the american people to say, i trust in law enforcement. i trust my government. let me give you an example of how crazy we have gotten. we mentioned bill de blasio earlier in the show. he just got invited by harvard university to come and give a

class on government! i mean... the worst mayor of new york city who tried to run for president in the united states and failed and governor and congressman... he continues to put himself out there. we need people who have values and who have competency and who can show in their actions, not just their words, that they are worthy of trust. we need that deep in every single level of our society and unfortunately we aren't getting it from our federal government. >> dana: they lean upwards, maybe america is going upward at harvard. jamie, and somebody comes to you and says, don't open that la laptop -- >> it does. it absolutely does. that's crazy that they would have him do that speech but that would be like me teaching a comedy class. [laughter] it just doesn't make any sense. i just heard they couldn't open

the laptop because it was stuck shot. del mcdonough shut couldn't open the laptop because it was stuck shot. >> dana: why would that be? >> dana, you and i are totally confused. >> he likes candy! >> you can't say that anymore. you have a baby. >> hunter loves candy. you know, the fbi looked everywhere, they found his laptop, they still have not found hunter's shirt. [scattered laughing] >> dana: does he not have a shirt? >> have you ever seen hunter with a shirt? it was so hot in new york yesterday, hunter biden had two shirts off? that's how hot it was buried the craziest part of this, don't have a joke or anything, but the greatest part of the laptop thing is he took it to be fixed question mike i can't get over him taking the laptop to be fixed to be i did a deep dive ot

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>> dana: she's a woman we want to ignore her but she keeps giving us more. it's the queen of hades having boring chats with gutsy ladies. hillary clinton is back in the new apple tv+ show called "gutsy" which reviews next month it should make jon stewart's ratings look like the last episode of "mash." interviewing gutsy women along the way. insiders wonder if they'll skip wisconsin again. [sparse applause] it features mercy a hard, goldie the show explores life, love,

heartache, despair, overcoming devastating challenges. in the new trailer, hillary opens up about the got siesta thing she's ever done. no, it was not murdering jeffrey epstein. [laughter] >> you said that got siesta thing you've ever done is stay in your marriage. >> not right for everybody. kind of like jamie's comedy. also get a sneak peek of hillary trying to be fun with kim kardashian for they went head-to-head in a legal quiz much like a white house run, hillary lost at that too. >> it was heartbreaking. i was also really intrigued by how well she did. i wanted to, you know, put the spotlight on her. >> she has to work on her reaction time.

>> dana: we tried contacting kim for a comment but she mysteriously vanished without a trace. we are going to keep trying though. it's a little mysterious prekat, would you consider yourself a gutsy woman? >> if that's the scale... i'm like, she better not say that the jane goodall, who i love. i love jane goodall. i left my whole life behind to live a chimpanzees because that's what i wanted to do. she's like, i stayed with a guy who cheated on me a lot. one of those is gutsier then the other. i do not get how it's gutsy at all. you did nothing. >> you probably didn't get an invitation to be on the show? speak i didn't. >> i'm going to try to fix that. >> i'd like to see her be as mean as as she wants to be. hillary, you are a mean lady. we all know it! >> dana: i agree.

[applause] >> she might've won my care when she was talking about kim, i was really happy. is there something in there holding this smile up? because you are not happy. being mean. >> dana: jamie, what's the gutsiest thing you've ever done? >> coming on here tonight with these jokes... some of the jokes that i've s said. yeah. her reaction time... i like the excuse was she doesn't have a good reaction time but not that she doesn't know about the law. her reaction time. then again i'm thinking she does not have the best reaction time. she still married to bill. [laughter] she should've pretended the buzzer was her email delete button. how right is kat timpf down mike though about it's not just that gutsy to say that my husband cheated on me. i'm going to stay married to the president of the united states and i have political

aspirations? if he had been a parking lot attendant in poughkeepsie, it would've been over. how gutsy is that? >> she confesses to that. she goes, it's not right for everybody. everyone is not married to the president and has the ability to run on his name for senate and be secretary of state and then run for the presidency? i think that's what she was signaling. listen, if they are powerful when you can get something out of it, stay with them. the other thing i really can't understand is why is chelsea on there? she's just like her mother. no personality, no charisma. she's nothing like her father. note it factor. it's double hillary on one show. [laughter] i think that's just bad. [applause] thank you. >> dana: is is hillary trying to be more relatable and get a lot of eyeballs on apple tv so she can run again? >> did she say i'm going to try to get more relatable? you follow the same problem that

kat brought out. just be yourself. it comes down to authenticity. right? the reason why there is no authenticity here because she said it's gutsy to stay with bill. it is hard and gutsy to stay with someone once you decide to do that for the right reasons. but at the same time, she's criticizing and demeaning the very women who were abused by bill. it's a lack of leadership, a lack of trust. these people are not trust trustworthy. why is it that these are the very best people in our country to lead? i really hope there is a new generation of authentic people. i don't have to be perfect. but be authentic. >> i'd watch a show where hillary sends back food in a diner. [laughter] >> over and over again. >> just yelling at them? i'd watch that all day.

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>> dana: a big dream for gen z is to sell fat tub 18. young americans say, do you blame us for wanting to get insta famous? reveals a third of them aspire to be social media influencers but when asked what a third was, none of them could do fractions. haven't they heard the good news about free college? but it gets worse. about a quarter of them admit

that being an influence or is there actual plan once they finish school. apparently gen z you boys are more likely than girls to believe that being in influencer is their only career option. it's not just for young people anymore. >> this is dr. anthony found cheap. i've got a lot of time in my hands. i'm in influencer. i know you liked my influence when i was ruining your livelihoods. and now a shout out to my posse, the booster crew. >> booster game! >> they are nice young people but they are unvaxxed. if you could stay 6 feet apart, i'd appreciate it. a word from our sponsor. it's the wuhan-b-don, the only one wet market approved. i should've worn a mask! [cheers and applause]

>> dana: jonathan, if you could do it all over again, would you become in influencer? >> i'm not sure what that means. honestly, listen. to influence for the good is always a good thing. but you have to do something it's worthwhile to follow, right? that's the problem. a lot of these influencers, they are doing things that are really not worthwhile following. i think we need a generation of people willing to stand up saying, i tell mike in order to lead i'm going to do something this worthwhile. something that's good. something that's beautiful. something that's honest. something that's true. that's what's actually going to influence people to follow and to make sacrifices, sacrifices to attain something that's worthwhile. >> dana: i do not think gen z is that deep. >> i can try something else! >> dana: i agree with you. kat, you are a bit of an

influencer. you're influencing people with your comedy and you are here on the show. the idea that your job is going to be just influencing them, that's a career option? >> one time i ate soup on youtube live. i was like, why am i doing this? i still don't know. i don't know why people watch the either, but you did, you weirdos. you have to have a purpose for wanting... what do you want to influence? you have to be like, this is something that's important to me and i want to have a platform for this reason. if you just want to have a platform so you can just, you know, be in a bikini and dance around? that's not really something to aspire to especially because one of the best feelings in the world is to be on vacation and be able to look ugly. they can't do that! >> dana: not worry about cameras. lawrence, do you think they are getting the sense that college isn't worth it?

>> yeah. and i support them on that. i also don't really think that they really want to be influenced. the part of being an influencer is having the influence to stand your ground. but the first moment somebody criticizes you, it breaks them. they get broken so quickly. i think they just want to sell stuff on social media and make a little money off of it. and just be famous. and be known for it. which is... there is a business model for that, start a product, go out there, make the money on your own. it's just sad. i do not think young people actually realize their value. that's the problem right there. they don't realize they can be something more and this is the easy way out. it's kind of sad for them. >> dana: is their social media in alaska? >> yeah. we... everyone's big into my space. [laughter] i'm getting tired of social media. i'm just... this makes me sad, it really does.

i just had to unfollow a woman this afternoon because she turned around and saw me. [laughter] [applause] i do get approached sometimes. you know. rogaine asked me to do something. the yarmulke company... they asked me to be on the cover of approval alone magazine." "alone magazine." am i the only one when i heard gen z, i didn't know what it meant? am i the only one? why don't they make it... can they come up with an easier word? couldn't they just say idiots? [laughter] i just want to say that i'm sorry. don't send me angry messages on tiktok. i don't know how to get to them. >> dana: will your news

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>> a story in five words. >> dana: here's a story in five words. news watching makes you sick? lawrence, there is a study out of texas tech. might've heard of that university. researchers found that people who excessively watch the news suffered from mental and physical health problems. does that make sense to you? >> i guess. a lot of the news is not positive right now. we've got to learn how to channel that. for me, it can make me sick reporting on some of the nonsense going on there. i think it's a serious issue but sometimes you've got to turn the tv off and go do something productive. read a book, physical fitness, release some of the frustration. i'm not surprised. i can see how people can do it. >> dana: i'd like the executives of fox news know that i'm not advocating anyone to turn off the television. keep watching... [laughter] you can call your therapist on the side but leave the tv on. >> you just want me to get fired! >> dana: i don't know what you

are thinking... jonathan, does this prove the ignorance really is bliss? >> the ignorance is bliss? it said people who are obsessing watching over the news. that should be a very clear red flag. this person is obsessing over watching the news. in this case, i would say bliss is not obsessing. but maybe just chill, keep your television on. of course, dana, keep it on. keep multiple televisions on and do other things in the background to make sure that nelson gets all the ratings that -- >> dana: have your computer at foxnews.com, download fox nation, box weather app. are you a news junkie? >> i know i'm a little biased but isn't that why gutfeld is crushing and why fox news is crushing -- >> all you guys are featured! [applause] unbelievable. >> i definitely am.

it's like it not the stuff that makes your stomach hurt. that's my opinion. look at the ratings, you know? i do think if they are saying news makes people sick, they might want to redo the survey now that brian smeltzer is off the air. >> dana: i guess it was cute. >> i think cnn has its plate. the other day i swallowed poison by mistake and use their channel to make myself vomit and it was... they say it's as effective as epic up syrup >> dana: very good. kat, do you think people can get mental health problems watching the news? >> yeah. obsessively watching anything. i went through something during the pandemic, actually, where there was just too much murder, you know? i was watching all the murder shows all day long and i was falling asleep to the murder podcast. i was watching, i would bring my phone in the shower and listen to more murder podcast and i

said, babe, i'm fat. and he said, yeah, you think? you are completely immersed in murder. i dialed it back and things were a little better. if any of you were also... all my waking hours on the spending about people getting murdered. turns out not great for the mental health. hot tip out there. >> dana: would you like to revise your remarks? >> i want my job... >> dana: be sure you watch saturday nights at 8:00 p.m. >> the news, better for you than murder. >> i walked in my wife was watching one of those murder has been chosen she was taking a bunch of meth. >> that's why i was concerned about kat. >> dana: don't go away. i've got a special guest next. [applause]

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