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this week marks 50 years china pandas arrived in the u.s. china began panda diplomacy of the u.s. and 72. after then president richard nixon's trip to china. i am jon scott, thank you for watching the fox report. got felt is up next. [cheering] [applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ what it is. do not adjust your eyes brit and pretty sure that requires an eye surgeon anyway. it's super size and it is
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historic, # tyrus. like the titanic, the movie not the actual horrible maritime disaster of 1912. i know, i know too soon. yes, that is right when the biggest moments in tv history it's not the first black man posting the number one late-night comedy show, don't brothers be kicking on tv forever. red fox, arsenio hall, dave chapelle, and who could forget lewis muhammad gutfeld. [laughter] [applause] but i am deafly the top three. even bigger it is the first time a wrestler has hosted the number one late-night show. [applause] [cheering]
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yes, that is right a wrestler, burns doesn't it. just a wrestler. were this country be without rustlers? would probably be invaded by canada. even hunter biden is a huge fan of the rock. although he smokes it. the country without rustlers would it be like calm a lot without bongos. >> it is critical that we work together to understand where we are. to recognize and have the courage to speak truth about what is obsolete. and then to partner to ensure we are speaking the same language with the same motivation inspired by the opportunity for all. >> it just sounds right. or be like president biden without cue cards.
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or gutfeld without a booster seat. it's going to be a lot of those tonight. or a picture of geraldo with this shirt actually on. but seriously, try going to a movie without the biggest star being a wrestler, john cena, kevin nash, the rock, bill goldberg, hogan and but with the princess bride be without andre the giant? and tyrus said. [cheering] [applause] not without rustlers audiences to be left thinking people like robert de niro are a tough guy. [laughter] i will give you this one john cena did not come of the famous catchphrase you can't see me.
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he actually stole that from gutfeld whenever you send by a 7-year-old. all night. anyway, maybe movies and your thing rustlers can also write. every year a best-selling author or good old jr jim ross? or how about the number one amazon "new york times" wall street journal best-selling author tyrus. still not convinced? did someone hit you over the head with the still chair? well america loves olympians. we have had mark henry, current angle, and heat one bolt it is true. it is true. we've had more takedowns in twitter. member sgt slaughter this is a news network let's talk.
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just see the body ventura. he went on to become governor of minnesota. and now are the fastest rising voices in the republican party as a former wrestler, mayor of knoxville your friend and mine? wrestlers can talk the talk and walk the walk unlike our current president who cannot do either without machines. matter of fact you cannot even save the american dream without someone saying dusty rhodes. dusty always told me tires paint your own canvas when you hear the people you will know what to do an open money for all that i've taught you. open and shut mike's door not convinced? okay okay have you ever been out in public and someone yelled and the people yelled back what? why? because everybody wants to be the nature boy, ric flair, joe
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he is the same nickname. [laughter] but for different reasons hr will not let us get into. and wrestlers we are in more homes than couches. everyone wants to be a wrestler actor, singer, football players, last week killed meet asked me too put it in a headlock reminds him of high school. [laughter] mohamed ali, don king president donald trump they all learn how to talk trash from what? wrestling. oink defrayed the irresistible force meets the immovable object that also sums up greg when he is constipated. i told you all night, all night. and when athletes win a super bowl or nba championship they ask for what? a wrestling championship belt. now this sunday when i beat trevor murdoch not going to ask
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for a trophy and going to wear my trophy. i don't have any more room for metal necklaces. neil don't feel me? okay okay i didn't want to go there but here we go. the second most talked about president and of all time freed the slaves, save the union, gave the hachette lincoln. he was huge for the 1860s. so rustlers are the very fabric of our country and it's no wonder tyrus is hosting the number one show. what are you going to do brother, woman, person we got time for all that. the next summer wrestler walks by you to say thank you. still want to tell your shirt off and disagree? i sent old abe is most second talked about president of all time because the greatest wrestler to become president, who else? president donald trump. [cheering]
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[applause] [cheering] and man can he cut a promo just like a wrestler brace a villain, he's a good guy, love him or hate him guess what you still watching. and you see that is the story of wrestling. individuals beat the odds tenacious, gritty and strong. with all of those traits there's no go you can't reach even if you are short as greg. i told you all night. and who knows there could be a third wrestling president. [cheering] # enough said. [cheering] [applause] >> let's welcome tonight's guess she's a florida active in the navy reserve and you will get served morgan the octopus
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ortega. [cheering] representing the great outdoors the arizona assassin nature girl katy. from parts unknown, white and known his reason for being here unknown, comedian joe devito. [cheering] [applause] and like it ink cartridge she is small, colorful and hard to replace kat timpf. [cheering] [applause] her catherine seated investigative journalism you can catch omni tires and kat timpf podcast. i was enjoyed is about my mount monologue is if you did not know abraham lincoln was in fact a wrestler. >> i did not know that. how much do i do not know about wrestling question work so i googled a lot about wrestling.
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it is the oldest sport ever. so it's older than jesus that is a big deal. and there's a guy named barry horwitz do you know about this guy? it is seven year losing streak i thought that was relatable because i had a seven year losing streak not in wrestling but ages 23 -- 30 beats gnocchi run more i could go on for long time but i won't. i thighs people throwing chairs. i could do as special wrestling report. right assassin the term and wrestling have a small feud she made fun of my cardigan for. >> i did not request she said is a dish letter.
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president trump was wrestler? in my mind was blown. when my favorite shop teachers i know how to weld in addition to be an assassin he was a wrestler. he was a wrestling coach and actually did throw a desk across the room and then we did not see him again. >> were not doing wrestling is pray teachers pay or something. alright mr. parts unknown you know a little bit of everything. i was intrigued by the fact you always want to be from unknown? can't you do not have a choice here parts unknown. this is so strange i never let there be a cohost or guest host
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i thought cap was hosted by courts or pregame warm-up is rough. the rep would have been gone in seconds he would choke slammed me. how much influence has wrestling been in your life it at all perfect? everyone knows my national security beat i'm such a big wrestling fan. a member the boys that wrestled they had ringworm of thought is really gross. everyone should remember it it's gross. here's the other thing might be fit with a modern wrestling. the modern today wrestler he capitulated this is how i relate to wrestling by talk about china
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that is a strong argument. you own an apple phone shut up. ask jon as a saint. good so you buddies with him? >> no after he said that stuff. he is a good guy, i liked him as a good friend. >> what about barry horwitz? >> know he is a legend he did lose for seven years for. >> is a jewish i love we have a jewish wrestler. >> sure, sure. before we go. >> my people are not really known for their wrestling skills. if we have and i'll take it. >> you don't. i will be at the orpheum theater in new orleans on november 4. you can get tickets at ticketmaster.com. use the early access code or wait till tomorrow morning when they go on sale. up next illegal immigrants are
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she got the national guard on the phone she told him she were on your own for the second on the pentagon is denied a request by washington d.c. mayor to act with the national guard to help with migrants who been arriving there. they must be worried about sending troops somewhere that we 20 are committed had nothing to do with our problem. try to think about that one right? it hits you right now.
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the wrestler is clever for defense department said the national guard and it would force them to cancel military training. next week they're going to learn about pronouns that make enemies feel bad. [laughter] about 7000 migrants have been bused in from texas to d.c. according to governor greg abbott's office which is still more humane than flying spirit airline. have you flown it? but you will not fly it twice. [laughter] here is he is a few days ago talk about the crisis. >> before we begin bussing illegal immigrants up to new york, it was just texas and arizona that bore the brunt of all of the chaos and all the problems that come with it. now the rest of america is understanding exactly what is going on. >> so, just like emotional support peacocks this is
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everyone's problem. speaking of new york officials have announced plan to secure over 5000 hotel rooms for newly arrived migrants. but the real question is do they get early check-in? that is my biggest pet peeve. and that could cost the city more than $300 million per year. that already moved to florida. but that 300 million comes from a list by the "new york post" which is owned by our parent company baby gap. [laughter] and speaking got filled favorite places to shop, all night, all night, we should check to see what he is up to on vacation. >> oh my god.
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[laughter] [applause] all night. okay assassin, you are from arizona correct? you are first knee-deep in the situation at the border crisis. do you feel any sorrow for d.c. and new york? >> this might be my fault. i am from arizona and now all the sudden the problem is here. i am sorry new york, it's my fault follow me wherever i go. but i do not feel sorry for them. i think it's great greg abbott has put some light on this issue by the new york mayor and the mayor of d.c. are complaining people bring a bus into town but they did not have the same complaint and the federal government was flying these people in the middle of the night into town. so now you can see it all the sudden they are outraged. they are talking about this in a very short-term way. this anger going put people up in hotel rooms. the first time i get to new york city i slipped my brother's storm room floor. that was a stupid idea.
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this is something that does affect everybody on every single level its underpinning of the economy but long-term it also creates an issue of a two-tiered society where we have people living in the shadows for years, years, your no opportunity to become americans. when it comes to them knowing where they are at maybe they should call ice for deportations instead of calling for national guard to process these people. >> the whole whole thing. [applause] you better clap she's not called the assassin for nothing. you travel, hotels are probably like me too take up a lot of your home life living in hotels and stuff. how much of this does concern knew so many hotel rooms in new york especially going to be filled with migrants? how is that going to hurt the taurus? >> several years ago i sold at them was in midtown this can only be an upgraded.
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turn it million does not include the group discount through hotels.com i don't if they factor that in. i think it is important. people can call themselves the century city but they when people start to show up suddenly we are overwhelmed for this is what's been going on in the other parts of the country that have had to deal the consequences of policies other people the country come up with when they do not have to face the consequences. it has nothing to do with anti- immigrant to question if you don't have unlimited resources to go around.
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about every now and then it was rights. other jobs you can't do that. including first-grade students. >> the weather here is the thing. whether sometimes are wrong in their people be mad but even if there was a hurricane we didn't know that it would so close as many businesses with the stuff he said closed. all around the country. select more paychecks and not try to get back to all the people who he prevented from making. >> i'm there with you. joe, you think he goes away or will we see him everywhere? he will pop up in the networks flogging his book. he will have a permanently displayed in his own bookshelf. he's that kind of guy. he saw his home office he saw giant portrait of himself. even had fauci candles bear not
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making that up. fauci devotional candles. >> what's wrong with that? [laughter] >> did you see them he probably use enemies tired of getting high on his forts. when he said i am the science, that is something a mad scientist. epic teacher said i am geography you say we've got to get this guy out of here. >> i am the law. [applause] >> science can be question that is what science is. it's not a religious experience we are supposed to have at them. his legacy will be children to less years of schooling they will not be able to make up. businesses close, people suffer from depression stupid annoying covid misinformation pop-ups that show up online were not try to look at pornography. [applause] [laughter] >> so, i'm going to go on a limb here and say there might be a scented candle with your name on
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it. >> my husband is sniffing it right now. >> how about joe biden? >> that is true. >> so, i thought with gutfeld being god the creepiness would be. >> we had to bring it back. >> you not call the octopus for nothing. [laughter] do you think fauci was being smart retiring now instead of waiting for the possible what was coming in november? >> with republicans in the house they still have the authority to come before the congress. don't know if it is a subpoena. i don't think he and get out of it entirely. think there will be. he is trying to make it about political or character assassination. we actually need to know is why did he fund gain of function research? [applause] so they did not call gain of function they were trying to get
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a wrong the obama era ruled that prohibited it. he literally went around the rules, gave it another name and funded that research. and i think the american people deserve answers on that. in my expense with him i spent a lot of 2020 in the white house working on covid. typical for every woman we all know this. deborah comes in sugar all the books, all the research is done all the work. she comes to the table she's ready to talk about it. the guys like fauci come in they have nothing. they have not prepared they are there to look pretty. i was not overly impressed. >> i don't have notes i have photographic memory. i am prepared for a. >> you are a genius that's different. >> and a wrestler you don't need notes. [applause] >> is so hard to take a compliment. after the whole sweater/cardigan thing. it was brutal. give us your broad thought on this. do you think he ends at being in
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a real investigation question what you think you'll be held accountable? >> i don't think he will be held accountable he is a perfect example of the washington bureaucrat. he's a terrible job during the aids pandemic present a terrible job with covid. he said today he did not cause any irreparable harm parade that is absently not true. he has destroyed the lives of a generation of children but he destroyed the lives of families all across the country. people died alone because the policies this man put into place. people were unable to go get medical care for other things like cancer or emergencies for surgeries and now they are in pain for the rest of their lives they could not get surgeries for injuries that they had. this man is a horrible example of what you can get away with if you are at that level. he's gonna pull a pension of think turn $50000 from the taxpayers every year from now on. the thing is in march 2020 was honest about a lot of the stuff. once he got his first magazine
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cover he could not help about the power and the tyranny that was given to him. so unfortunately we all suffered we i'm not convinced anyone will belt to hold him accountable. >> is going to bend every tv show. it's ironic the only non- masked superstar of the dance show i guarantee you. coming up, they party and u-haul trucks to save a couple bucks. [cheering] flonase sensimist stops your body from overreacting to allergens with a non-drowsy, ultra-lightweight mist. psst psst...flonase. all good!
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in a shocking revelation antennas direct ceo richard snyder says antennas are one of the fastest growing categories in consumer electronics this year. which it definitely sounds like something and intend that ceo would say. that shows you how bad things are when people wish they could still shop at radioshack. is there a bigger radioshack fan base here? as far as a date night goes, the "new york post" reports the younger generation are ditching traditional choices like restaurants in favor of hanging out and eating take-out in the back of a rented u-haul truck. it is a great way to combine romance and human trafficking. [laughter] [applause] the two go hand-in-hand. hand and handcuff it. sorry. [laughter] duct tape would be more appropriate right? so sensitive.
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maybe if i made a poop joke you would be happy. >> sick. my advice all the guys out there is be careful. the last time someone invited me too eat snacks and u-haul truck, the whole thing turned out to be a trick so i would help her move. [laughter] and four months later i was married. [applause] joe, what are we going to do with that? they cannot afford streaming service, wow. like 7000 of them big. >> they are partying and u-haul vans for this is not good for the young people. this is not. thus he expect for a guy my age who might be living in a u-haul van. >> it kind of changes the whole in a van down by the river. >> i don't how this is less expensive?
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it's a nine bucks a month for netflix where they tried to do new things to do because they get bored. a u-haul truck is 50 bucks an hour. and then take-out is about $200 for takeout, right? come on. >> some that i didn't buy the people they interviewed we save money on date night by ordering takeout at chili's and eating in a u-haul in the chili's parking lot. he could've saved even more by eating at chili's. >> they make most of their money by the mile. if you don't really go anywhere you're not going to pay that much customer for going to end up raising prices as soon as they find a people are using them to eat snacks and do sex. [laughter] [laughter] fixes that we do in a? except that they do. >> to the steam clean these things when they bring them back? >> i'm going to be honest, man, it's hard to get them to cooperate in general but i can't see it ever being this u-haul
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honey you really care about me. [laughter] is that a cardboard box in a trash bag? you romantic w. i don't think it would work. >> you be driving u-haul on the new jersey turnpike if you survive should be very impressed. very terrifying big. >> you raise your children to avoid vans and strangers and u-haul's parade not have got a hot date tonight admit a strange man with u-haul. >> the antenna thank especially is given meat vibes and college of like the poetry club. whenever some guy wanted to be cool and ironic and he would be like i got an antenna but it's a bunch of dorks trying to be interesting. [laughter] [applause] back she wasn't talking about me joe. >> i'm glad i kept that receipt then. [laughter] it shows you how bad -- we are going back to antennas with the technology my grandma use with a black and white the nephew had
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to put tinfoil on and. >> him. i thought was just a move away from that. >> i gotta be honest men some of the best shows of my life were sitting move this way, hold it this way, move this way and the inventions you'd make with tinfoil because apparently if you make the antenna sticker you bend in a certain way it gets just right for your moms watching his stories you're stuck like this so she can find out who eric is sleeping with. [laughter] then maybe they'll bring back scramble tv you know what i'm talking about right? what's the best restaurant with antenna like xena warrior princess. >> i love that show. >> terrible evening news i was not allowed to watch zine that she was a violent woman with cleavage. [laughter] >> i wasn't either for the same exact reasons. [applause] that's katy. [laughter] up next proof the best gift is cash.
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you tell someone you can only buy something from one place. and i do not care enough about you to actually get you a gift from that place for. >> some gift cards are cash. >> from what questar question get a visa gift card a mastercard, it's just with cash. i don't if you're aware of it. i would rather get a gift card go with my decor or a don't like or don't want to have in the house. i think that's worse gift cards are great option for people. >> joe help me out you think gift cards are good option? except all my savings into gift cards. [laughter] [laughter] i converter my whole 401(k). i got toys "r" us, circuit city, walworth, the problem-old navy gift card i'm trying to use up
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for about ten years. you cannot spend enough at old navy. i go to the counter with all this stuff is a 50-dollar gift card this year at $49. i throw in the socks they say now you have $52. you cannot burn through it it's regenerating itself. roxette is tragic. my advice to you is have a daughter you will burn through it really quick. help me out here. >> gift cards are tough. who just keeps a gift cards your wallet all the time? or if you do keep it in your wallet all the time when you are paying in their people waiting you grab the first when it comes out but if you wait you think about how everyone's going to be so mad at you. you think why do i care i will never see these people again. you are not going to wait and look for the gift card when you get in, get out and say sorry i'm really sorry. [laughter] quickset so she is the smitten kitten. are you a gift card give her
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questar. >> no i do not like them. i feel to most impersonal gift. i couldn't think about you at all. i couldn't think about anything interesting for you it also give you a gift card. you have good taste. and you are i fancy friend you can buy me a nice gift card. but you buy things you don't want to feel obligated to have it and it goes in a closet somewhere. it's my husband grandma or whoever. it is a waste of their money. they should just get your gift card for a quick something about someone stopping at 711's get you a birthday gift. >> 711? come on. i just remember a still mad how my husband would not let us register for our wedding on the dark web. [laughter] >> okay don't go away, we will be right back. technically when enamel is gone, you cannot get it back.
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