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we talked about the cruelty of democratic policies at the border and how this as hurting working-class americans. thank you for watching this special edition of "the ingraha angle." gutfeld start right now. ♪ >> wonderful people. happy monday, everyone. i am back from a long vacation. you can't even see the stitches. but i looked pretty great. this is how i looked before i left.
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the doctors really performed miracles very i would like to thank all the guest host who di a great job while i was gone. >> do not adjust your televisio screen, greg did not get more ridiculously good-looking. we have this stage crew remove the sippy cup because i don't spill or be like president bide without. >> it's a book that no one is buying, click the plus paretsky it's the. >> their bill was set at $0 which is the same value as greg's autograph. nice penmanship. >> sure, the readings plunged,
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it was an embarrassing disaster and we ended up having to let g all of them. at least they thought of doing the whole sure shirtless. boy did i miss you guys. what i didn't miss was the news. nothing calms your senses like total news blackout rate it beats an alcoholic blackout, right, jb? >> i don't know what he's talking about. in fact, i realized when you don't look at the news it's lik one of those i exam it only matters if you're told to look at it. when there is no news, you find the best replacement is hysteri from those miserable wretches. secretary of state he told the guardian that if republicans win , the country could lose the right to vote in less than thre months. that's not insane. so did she tell the guardian,
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the newspaper, or her own personal legal guardian who kep her from her own hair. that is the news, when there isn't any you read for the unhinged star spirit. >> art our democracy has been put in peril. there are several crimes here that could have been committed including obstruction. >> if any member of the intelligence agency had taken these documents out, they would be in jail. >> ed text level legal expert analysis of the affidavit is wh isn't he in jail? president sticky fingers alread stole classified documents, top-secret documents. >> i love him. mainly because he looks like my dad's shaving brush. that's a compliment.
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on crazy cable, to maintain eyeballs, eve got to get even crazier. elaine seen there impersonating a dandelion. he has cracked the code of cabl television, say the most absurd thing and it never has to come true because no one is keeping score. it's not news it simply stuffin coins into the twitter slot machine. except the matter how dumb your ideas are coming you never have to pay for it because it's like taking out a student loan. just like the family photos on my desk, it's not real. and you notice that when something real comes along like this, the widely respected statistician claims liberal public health approval of its covid 19 vaccine until after th 2020 election thus denying trum
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a win before voters headed to the pool. calling them public health elit is like calling a tapeworm out weight loss consultant. whatever you think about the vaccines, he has people that wh is worse than hitler? when were set ready to sacrific lives to keep trump from lookin good. they wanted to call him a killer , if that's not the pot calling the kettle justin trudeau. look, silver is no temp trump fan, but he points out that his actions likely saved hundreds o thousands of lives for it if those people's names would stil have probably ended up on the dems voting rules. but again, if you believe trump is hitler, what is a few thousand deaths to keep them from killing millions even
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though trump kept us away from where is the way joe keeps us away from complete sentences. may be it's unproven, but you'r talking about the same people who suppress the laptop story t win an election, so why wouldn' they do that here. meanwhile they squeeze the remaining drops of juice from the mar-a-lago raid. what happened to those nuclear codes anyway? maybe they are under the bed with a cup filmed. that's most action jimmy fallon saw in years. that was a needless crack great videos of a cracked out hunter and his playing hide the hard drive, no story there until months or years after the election. then you get the confession fro a battery-powered obstacle abou
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something we knew all along great they see my point, amplif the stories like their former clinton associates. or rather, amplify stories that are easy to speculate on like documents or russian disinformation or kat's marriage . i know when i'm on vacation wha passes for news has no effect o me unless i'm in mexico and the news is about a cartel member leaving a human head at the continental breakfast, i don't care. i also know when journalist go on vacation, so does the newsbreak it's like they both own a timeshare together at boca . so in the absence of facts, we go from nuclear codes to document to indictments. indictments, the media loves this word assuming you don't know what it means.
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you guys watching me right now do and that's why the media hates you sometimes. someone once said you could indict a ham sandwich, and i be it wasn't very impressive. he would keep on tampering with the defender. so fake news rules in real news is redefined as hateful speech. is the required way of? yes, but don't talk about it. bring up they are anti-semitic. you point out that it's young black kids that is racist to. his citizens on twitter calls a and admitting wing wrongdoing against young patients, it is the citizen who is guilty. a person gets banned from twitter for doing what people used to call journalism, so what's left is an array of bottomless what-ifs that are perfect for happy drama queens on cable, this death that is ignored and probably real that could affect you, hold your
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applause, hold your applause. that was gratuitous. i need a shower after that. i actually do. i stink. but real stuff in life, journalist don't have time for that eight used to be the dog days of august when producers would do anything to plug a whole, even asking amateurs to host for me. tune into one nation at 7:00 o'clock and 8:00 o'clock. in my not enough? >> apparently not. i am so tired of having to do charity for this guy. it's like sponsoring a child from overseas but this one commutes from long island. fake news is year-round, it's the profit model, so what to do
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with the media hacks, i say tur them on and a one-way trip to somewhere they can't even tweet from barry tell the ladies of the view to pack extra muumuus because they want becoming back soon. maybe when they're on permanent vacation the rest of us can finally get some peace. welcome, tonight's guests, she keeps her wine where she keeps her children, inside a cardboar box. fox news anchor and there is. he is our favorite brewer, this side of anheuser-busch, the comedian the new youtube special , somebody had to say it jim brewer. she is one hemingway you will never find in cuba, molly hemingway.
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and his name is an undercover stripper and his buck sexton. what i always like about you is a news anchor, you never tried to get people to trust you. no. no, first of all, you always want to undersell and that is m motto in life very just set the expectations low. in that way if you actually get something right people are like that's incredible. >> it is funny how they use the same phrases, the use the same focal and they have no memory o everything they said before which is like if true or she's going to jail, what is it, are you obligated to have amnesia i order to do the news?
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>> absolutely. you just have to tell the news is if you actually believe it and most of the time it's unbelievable so you've just got to fake it. that's where trump came out wit fake news freight a lot of the people and the media are faking it until they make it it, but a lot of them aren't making it. >> if they fake it until they make it, they should get fired. i'm sure he would love to come on, you've been so kind to him. >> i think i would fetching him. isn't that really what it's all about? jim, where you stand on this? you are not in the news, do you feel like whenever you turn on the news you're getting fed overload? >> honestly, anything they say, i know is complete opposite. whatever is going on, i know it's a full-blown nitrogenous waste at the end of the day. i don't buy any news whatsoever.
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except for fox news of course because we here deliver nothing but the truth. >> of course. >> of course. >> while you live in florida. >> i live in naples, florida. home of the pastel color pants. can that press media ever regai trust? >> no. >> zero. they lied through their teeth. and back to, you can hate trump all you want, he's the first human being they came out fake news fake news fake news, fake news, and for centuries, for years. and it is worldwide. it's ridiculous. >> is that australian or new zealand? >> it was somewhere in between.
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i liked it anyway. molly, do you find it weird whe you go away on vacation you com back, whenever i go away, nothing big happens so i feel like it's about mayberry. >> you can take two days off an you come back and it's like you're in a completely differen country major things have happened. i took my one day of vacation the day of the mar-a-lago raid. i came back at midnight and i said what happened here? , i really chosen the wrong dat takeoff. but the media are so bad at these things. particular with that story i've been finding it funny how peopl act like we didn't just go through the fbi faking evidence to go after the trump campaign and doing all sorts of deplorable things and now there acting like this is just a brand-new day, that never happen , they never ran the russian collusion hoax. you hear people say you just don't know what we don't know. i heard that for years during
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the russian collusion hoax i don't want to hear it anymore. >> it's pretty funny because this fact depression story, if true, it would be huge. but why didn't it go anywhere? i was away, i thought this is going to explode, i wish i was at work, but then it just kinda petered away and then they started doing more stuff about the rate instead. when something is happening the go big on the other side. >> i wrote book called greg about the 2020 election i told the story in the book pfizer came out after the election and announced they had in october gotten everything they needed t do in order to get the vaccine approved and it was clear peopl were openly saying that they ha to delay this announcement unti after the election and yes, i mean there were so many things that were done that we're improper to affect that electio and could get remember reading that in your book. fantastic book.
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you can still get it. its it's available? >> it is. what professor did you roll? >> in showed them a qr cold of where they that. did you get married or something ? >> engaged. >> to fox news employee. >> oh really, fox news. you know, i never thought you and judge jeanine would hit it off, but it gave give the judge is a lot of fun. through story. >> we would have a helluva time. >> you're kidding me. >> what about the zuckerberg stuck? he goes to rogan and says this incredible thing in then busy
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trying to put up the fbi response for it. >> lying is the point. that everybody needs to understand this now. this isn't a surprise or how could they have got this all wrong when you have helmets within the fbi let it come forward and talk about election disinformation. there was not a single misinformation tidbit it is always republican disinformation . when fauci, i think people had to get it to their head that he was just the health deep state. he was the bureaucrat of many decades. it was a mistake for trump to keep them on. we all know that. trump has been honest about his personal decision for the purpose of all these other institutions is to be battling propaganda machines for the left . i worked for some of them by th way, 51 or whatever it was from a third not so stupid that they thought the laptop was misinformation, they went their
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credibility on fire purposely t give fire to the shutdown of th story so that relatively low information foes can say well, guess there's more cia people got that. >> we have to do a hearing 50 t days of hearings to interview each person that signed that letter. i want to apologize for hurting you with the ladies by saying you are engaged because it probably not going to be dating as much. i mean your name is buck sexton. whose monogamous with that name. what's bad is your forename is probably like jerry slavin spiel . or is that the opposite? i am in idiot. we need more blue-collar journalists, people that didn't go to college, that's what we need too.
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>> welcome back. wrapper that is artificial got canceled for being prejudicial. earlier this month capitol capital record signed a deal with a virtual rapper powered b artificial intelligence he's go more than 10 million followers on tik tok. 's voice comes from a real person but everything comes fro
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that video is amazing, go on youtube. this fake rapper's career is already over, this calls from activists that they proposed ro stereotypes, trivialized incarceration and police brutality, capital records dropped this nonperson from their label, but apparently is got a spot on weekend box and friends fred r-uppercase-letter added, we offer are deepest apologies to the black communit for our insensitivity in signin this project without asking enough questions about equity i the creative process. i guess that's true because if they did, they would have found out that the voice behind it is actually a lack rapper.
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always wanted him to be a hooligan. capital records is already signed a replacement robot rapper here is tape from his first concert. good to see jim gene simmons is still working. we are running out of things to cancel. going after ai robots. we are canceling things that don't exist. this is the greatest time in history. the whole set is canceled. this imaginary friend i have, canceled. >> where are we? what is going on?
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>> all the authentic human living rappers, ice-t is a cop on law & order, but his music, it is not a pleasant. this guy, n-word, get rid of that imaginary thing. slap it slap it slap it, shoot it. big hit. this guy is trouble, this imaginary guy. the cartoon has got to go. molly, a lot of people don't know, but before special report you were in a role and was moll you joke, but i do have thousands of records, i love music and i was thinking about the milli vanilli thing and i
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never understood why that was a controversy. if you like the music coming in like the music, what's the big deal. them a little concerned about how fake everything is great we've had decades of really goo music, but so much of this stuf is so artificial and so produced , the autotune, the voices the heavy production. it takes away the civil of lots of music for it. >> is interesting because ai is painting better pictures than they will do a van gogh and the have ai do a van gogh. by what metric? >> the metric is we think this painting is great because it's by a but what if the creature i infallible. maybe it's better than the beatles, a band you hate.
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let's look at this again. again, i don't even hate that beatles. usually, they guy the guy who looks like you're going to send isn't the first one you turn to to weigh in on the rap industry. i am not attached to the hip-ho community. i don't know much about what's going on. again i think you should apologize to the hip-hop community producing them. ticket that would be that. it's the creative process. this is what people get all freaked out about the singularity of the machines and
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involved in the takeover. then you see we get a little no one is about to create a machin that can redo starry night or something so creative variance think where human processes are safest, getting checkout counters. >> we're going to laugh at that in five years when robots do in the city and it's way funnier. wearing a better jacket. steals your girlfriend. fiancé, greg. >> what you make of this, julie i know you are a big hip-hop in. >> i tried to listen to the music and i don't understand wh it's offensive because i can't understand a word they're saying . i even actually googled the clearest and i read them, and they still made no sense. what rap song doesn't have the inward and it? >> what's interesting i don't think you can find a truly offensive person who's offended.
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reasons that angrier than spilling a fresh drink on her toddler. next time, julie, just leave th rat brat in the car. >> or the bar. >> no one's laughing at that. >> make jokes about kids and alcohol, we've crossed the line. they called out the identified man wearing a t-shirt with an american flag and a stripe and the middle. it's a simple adjuster showing he supports up. also didn't like the red baseball cap, and said make 60 great again. which is that mean? the laws of judaism the in a word, hitler.
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city addressed it saying this i a celebration for my miles palm milestone asked if birthday thi turned into an observant political assumption. nothing ruins a party faster than an absurd political statement like when a i asked nancy pelosi to strip at my bachelor party. the first thing she took off wa her face. molly, what's going on, why our people getting mad at birthday batch is there not even invited to. i was thinking maybe paul pelos is the one you'd want to party with more than nancy. i am sick of this, it doesn't look most americans would say i is fine, but we are seeing this thing where it's an element on the left.
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they want to control every aspect of hollywood, they don't really want republicans or anyone who's tolerant of republicans to be free to enjoy themselves. >> i coined this phrase it's called target expanding target expanding demolition which is where you'd now that you're wearing red, the cap is red, yo must be for trump so they just keep expanding the definition. >> is, she made a mistake, it's when the cycle left started to the quote was don't make assumptions. when you have family members when you have a make 60 great again very justly into it a little bit or if you want, you could take a photo and say wher calling and the fbi to investigate. it works every time.
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hold on, everybody, we are calling and the fbi. james comey can weigh in on whether there was a republican situation going on. >> julie, generally you spend your birthday's drinking alone in a car in the parking lot of walmart, does this posed a problem for you, what you think of this classic think it's interesting because during the height of the black lives she tweeted in support of it so it' interesting how they have a double standard, they actually make an effort to look back int her history because she fully supported black lives matter, but god forbid you have a blue stripe in your short. i don't understand how the parallel comes through. >> jim, have you ever attended an elite party? get what's boggling to me is
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first of all, the last thing i' looking for is a guy in the background with a blue striped shirt. there is a lot to look at right there. and just as a society, when we are at the point that there's n other way to hide it, we understand you have a private party and one of the people was wearing a red hat. don't you know we are defunding the police? we are here for your safety. whoever commented our pigs.
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>> she wears a trashbag dress and then yaps about being oppressed. fresh off his trial he arrives astronaut style. the likely celebration of a dea network known is the mtv video music awards were held yesterda and forced to attend by their publicist if you're old enough to remember when mtv was interesting you should also schedule you're next colonoscopy . hot of the heels of his defamation he made a surprise cameo is the madman barrett. >> i want you to know i am available.
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any old thing you need. >> never heard that joke before. but his appearance was a music fan's dream come true since he wasn't singing. no one made a bigger smash seen here wearing address previously worn by wrigley field during a rain delay. it's a large dress. she's probably best known for her in-your-face body positivit image although she's pretty muc in the face of anyone within a 12 block radius. body positivity i'm behind that 100 percent rate it's hard not to be. during her award speech commission she had another message. >> you're vote means everything to me, it means everything for making a change in this country. remember when you're voting for your favorite artist, vote for some of these laws that are
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oppressing a spirit get the sam person earlier this year that t 13 million instagram followers, so that is what oppression look like. she is really being held back b the system. and waterslide weight limits. is this a clandestine cia syste repair. >> i wish the cia was that clever. i didn't even know the mtv musi awards were still a thing like so many other people, so i suppose that's why people show up wearing what is effectively parachute rate anything to get attention. why is captain jack sparrow making weird digital hostage videos i don't understand, he works, whose laughing now, you were on a plane, that's the point she has a parachute no on
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else has. >> drew, i've got nothing with that one. i don't even know was going on. this is what i was saying, but when he says it its funding. i have nothing, but he has nothing in its funding. because if it stinks he can mak anything. like. look at me. i am high all the time. this is god's great gift to me. >> do you watch any? egg i did not, but i read about it today because she made the worst dressed. it looks more like ursula from the little mermaid which i enjoyed. but oppression i would say
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oppressed that dress or oppress it or burn it, but i love when political speeches are given at these awards shows. they are so educational. >> there is no suppressing her, you are aware of that. >> i actually do like her a little bit. she's a talented singer, she's, but the only thing that is oppressing her is her arteries, and. >> somebody's going to pay the price. health is important to an where all different shapes and sizes and we should respect everybody else, but it's actually just unhealthy. it's like obesity born. what happened to when she lost weight, all of her fans turned on her, they would rather have her sick than be skinny. that is a crime because for every 10 pounds you lose, you gain a couple of years in life. i just made that up.
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for decades, i've worked at the intersection of domestic violence and homelessness. so when prop 27 promised solutions to homelessness, i took a good, hard look. it's not a solution. 90% of the money goes to the out-of-state corporations who wrote it. very little is left for the homeless. don't let corporations exploit homelessness to pad their profits. vote no on 27.
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following worker on honeymoon. of florida man arrested after h left his sleeping wife on their honeymoon to meet up with who h thought was a prostitute, but. >> i believe this happened in tampa. and of all the places in florid to go on a honeymoon this is already very suspect. miami, vicki's, sarasota, boca raton on. >> with if he was getting the hooker is a surprise for the bride? >> the same thing happened a kat . her husband called, and guess who showed up at the door? kat.
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>> you are so bad, but we are leaving that in. >> would you forgive for divorce ? i cannot even imagine. between those two choices, i don't know brett could you thin the marriage would be over. i don't want to prejudge it, bu i do wonder if this marriage will last. also may be he and hunter biden shared tips on what to do? >> hopefully that's all they share. it's considered a classic car, that was my first furd i'm planning a honeymoon right now so in essence, this guy i feel like he's done a favor for a lo of us so no matter what happens on the honeymoon they lose all the bags, this won't happen.
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>> we are out of time. ♪ >> welcome to fox news at night. i am janet bream in washington. breaking tonight, the white house plans to cancel up to $20,000 of student loan debt fo some borrowers, and new analysi is the payouts could have with it unexpected tax bill for some of those borrowers and some states as they say to broad of brush comparin
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